Salt Cravings Mon, 09 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0700 Mon, 12 Aug 2024 14:51:01 -0700 https://saltcravings.com/ en https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html contact@saltcravings.com (contact@saltcravings.com) https://saltcravings.com/images/_rssCompression/salt_cravings_icon_logo.png Salt Cravings Brianna & Clair trans transgender craving no contact@saltcravings.com episodic Ep. 69 - The Salt Squad Mon, 09 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0700 Well, that's it. Three years of cravings, sixty-nine episodes, and one amazing finale weekend. This is the last episode of Salt Cravings, recorded live on July 3rd, as part of a charity stream where everyone raised $1744.38 for the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective. The podcast has been a joy to make, so we were committed to finishing it off right, with some joyous cravings. We wanted to talk about gremlin women, systems for group game streaming, the Salt Cravings TTRPG (watch for its release soon) and special abilities for all. We get a quick visit from the fifth dimension, then solve a plethora of cravings from the people. It may be over, but when you need us, you can always call for……The Salt Squad!

Person on Tiktok who does Simlish covers

Find the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective here!

Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Well, that's it. Three years of cravings, sixty-nine episodes, and one amazing finale weekend. This is the last episode of Salt Cravings, recorded live on July 3rd, as part of a charity stream where everyone raised $1744.38 for the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective. The podcast has been a joy to make, so we were committed to finishing it off right, with some joyous cravings. We wanted to talk about gremlin women, systems for group game streaming, the Salt Cravings TTRPG (watch for its release soon) and special abilities for all. We get a quick visit from the fifth dimension, then solve a plethora of cravings from the people. It may be over, but when you need us, you can always call for……The Salt Squad!

Person on Tiktok who does Simlish covers

Find the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective here!

Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 69 1:19:05 Yes full Ep. 68 - Salt Cravings AOL Mon, 21 Jun 2021 13:00:00 -0700 Well folks, here we are. The penultimate episode of Salt Cravings, the final one before our livestream. Now don't cry because it's over or smile because it happened, because it's not over! We've still got cravings! Today we deliver you a whole sack of them, including: the ability to read consistently, relics of the old Internet, redistribution of excess housing, and an examination of the podcast. Find it all, and more on the………Salt Cravings AOL!

Take a look at this post to find out more about our upcoming livestream from July 1st-4th!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Well folks, here we are. The penultimate episode of Salt Cravings, the final one before our livestream. Now don't cry because it's over or smile because it happened, because it's not over! We've still got cravings! Today we deliver you a whole sack of them, including: the ability to read consistently, relics of the old Internet, redistribution of excess housing, and an examination of the podcast. Find it all, and more on the………Salt Cravings AOL!

Take a look at this post to find out more about our upcoming livestream from July 1st-4th!

Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 68 57:47 Yes full Ep. 67 - Sobs Per Minute Thu, 27 May 2021 16:37:00 -0700 Her Royal Highness, the Immortal Empress, has a decree for all of you: you must listen to this episode. It is a masterpiece, full of contradiction and complication, a piece of art worthy of the highest crown in the land. Indeed, it is full of upbeat songs with depressing lyrics, safe discomfort, hard games which encourage you, and cooking as a group. And of course, who can forget about that dear, slightly esoteric round of Burn That Craving, that will leave you asking "how can you even burn that?" All this and more, delivered at perfect pace. After all, where else can you get so many.......Sobs Per Minute!

Mad World by Tears For Fears

Upbeat Upset!!! - Send your suggestions in!

Brothers In Arms, in alpha now!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Her Royal Highness, the Immortal Empress, has a decree for all of you: you must listen to this episode. It is a masterpiece, full of contradiction and complication, a piece of art worthy of the highest crown in the land. Indeed, it is full of upbeat songs with depressing lyrics, safe discomfort, hard games which encourage you, and cooking as a group. And of course, who can forget about that dear, slightly esoteric round of Burn That Craving, that will leave you asking "how can you even burn that?" All this and more, delivered at perfect pace. After all, where else can you get so many.......Sobs Per Minute!

Mad World by Tears For Fears

Upbeat Upset!!! - Send your suggestions in!

Brothers In Arms, in alpha now!

Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 67 49:33 Yes full Ep. 66 - He/They Lesbian Jesus Thu, 13 May 2021 12:00:00 -0700 Head's up! Our intro and outro this week is a bit about resistance cells in YA novel dystopias, it has no relation to anything happening with regards to Palestinian resistance right now, but wanted to provide the warning anyway. It was recorded before we knew about the current explusions in the Sheikh Jarrah neighbourhood, we stand with the Palestinians against the Israeli occupation and colonial violence.

This podcast is coming to you through our secret frequencies, as we deliver the cravings that The Evil Hierarchy doesn't want you to know...today's forbidden cravings are encrypted, de-encrypted, re-encrypted, and de-re-encrypted for your safety. They are: a better purpose for work, a better washer and dryer, a better attention span, and some (subjectively) better underwear. Plus, another round of Burn That Craving gives us something old, something new, and something supremely cursed. Now, tell me, what do you know about the mysterious......He/They Lesbian Jesus!

Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Head's up! Our intro and outro this week is a bit about resistance cells in YA novel dystopias, it has no relation to anything happening with regards to Palestinian resistance right now, but wanted to provide the warning anyway. It was recorded before we knew about the current explusions in the Sheikh Jarrah neighbourhood, we stand with the Palestinians against the Israeli occupation and colonial violence.

This podcast is coming to you through our secret frequencies, as we deliver the cravings that The Evil Hierarchy doesn't want you to know...today's forbidden cravings are encrypted, de-encrypted, re-encrypted, and de-re-encrypted for your safety. They are: a better purpose for work, a better washer and dryer, a better attention span, and some (subjectively) better underwear. Plus, another round of Burn That Craving gives us something old, something new, and something supremely cursed. Now, tell me, what do you know about the mysterious......He/They Lesbian Jesus!

Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 66 49:35 Yes full Ep. 65 - Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3 Thu, 15 Apr 2021 18:24:00 -0700 Spoilers for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Heaven Will Be Mine, Young Avengers (2013) and The Legend of Korra from 28:00-37:27

You know, Salt Cravings is in its old age now, which is perhaps why this episode is a bit...messy. In fact, in this episode, we can only tell you three of the four cravings, because the other one is a spoiler for four goddamn series. But I promise: the stumbling, the biffing, the...eclectic nature, it all just adds to the fun! You get to hear Clair and Brianna talk about synthetic instruments, downloading more RAM, [SPOILERS], and solarpunk. Plus, you get to vote on who won in this week's BURN! THAT! CRAVING! Come sit down with us and our new favourite album..........Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3!

Ringtone (Remix) by 100 gecs, feat. Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Spoilers for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Heaven Will Be Mine, Young Avengers (2013) and The Legend of Korra from 28:00-37:27

You know, Salt Cravings is in its old age now, which is perhaps why this episode is a bit...messy. In fact, in this episode, we can only tell you three of the four cravings, because the other one is a spoiler for four goddamn series. But I promise: the stumbling, the biffing, the...eclectic nature, it all just adds to the fun! You get to hear Clair and Brianna talk about synthetic instruments, downloading more RAM, [SPOILERS], and solarpunk. Plus, you get to vote on who won in this week's BURN! THAT! CRAVING! Come sit down with us and our new favourite album..........Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3!

Ringtone (Remix) by 100 gecs, feat. Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito

Donate to Black trans people here or support sex workers through organizations like these.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 65 52:23 Yes full Ep. 64 - Lesbian Professor X Mon, 22 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0700 Hey! Now that we have decided dates for the Salt Cravings livestream (July 1-4), we're wanting to know who might be interested! We'll need streamers, tech people, moderators, all sorts! If you're interested in participating, fill out the following form: https://forms.gle/z6thLsxRpbQpiGMD6

We're so excited to unveil the Salt Cravings 64, everyone's favourite new video game console. On the Salt Cravings 64, you can play all sorts of new cravings: now with 3D gameplay! Some of our launch titles include: Cool Dice, Abolishing Daylight Savings, Revolution and Butch/Femme Representation. If those don't sound like games to you, then you're clearly not ready for what we've got in store next. That's right, first it's video games, then we're changing the world with........Lesbian Professor X!

Donate to Black trans people here or support sex workers through organizations like these.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Hey! Now that we have decided dates for the Salt Cravings livestream (July 1-4), we're wanting to know who might be interested! We'll need streamers, tech people, moderators, all sorts! If you're interested in participating, fill out the following form: https://forms.gle/z6thLsxRpbQpiGMD6

We're so excited to unveil the Salt Cravings 64, everyone's favourite new video game console. On the Salt Cravings 64, you can play all sorts of new cravings: now with 3D gameplay! Some of our launch titles include: Cool Dice, Abolishing Daylight Savings, Revolution and Butch/Femme Representation. If those don't sound like games to you, then you're clearly not ready for what we've got in store next. That's right, first it's video games, then we're changing the world with........Lesbian Professor X!

Donate to Black trans people here or support sex workers through organizations like these.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 64 48:16 Yes full Ep. 63 - The Sydney Opera Heist Thu, 04 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0800 Salt Cravings is in the house tonight! We've got everything you need to throw an epic rager in this year of ours, 2011! We've got a heist movie, a good pregame, some cool-looking letters and a conversation happening just within earshot! You know we know how to get swagalicious here! Oh man, the movie's about to start, let's sit down and watch.......The Sydney Opera Heist!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Salt Cravings is in the house tonight! We've got everything you need to throw an epic rager in this year of ours, 2011! We've got a heist movie, a good pregame, some cool-looking letters and a conversation happening just within earshot! You know we know how to get swagalicious here! Oh man, the movie's about to start, let's sit down and watch.......The Sydney Opera Heist!

Donate to Black trans people here or support marginalized people across Canada here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 63 49:25 Yes full Ep. 62 - The Musical Party of Canada Wed, 10 Feb 2021 15:35:00 -0800 Forsooth! Quiver in your boots, cravings, for the Knights of the Cravings Table have come to slay you for the people! Whether the people need it or not! Today we shall smite...an actual leftist party, the truth about history, direct mutual aid, and sewing knowledge. And we shall do it all in the name of.....the Musical Party of Canada!

Also! Tentative dates for the End of Salt Cravings stream announced as July 1-4th! More details coming soon on how to get involved!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Forsooth! Quiver in your boots, cravings, for the Knights of the Cravings Table have come to slay you for the people! Whether the people need it or not! Today we shall smite...an actual leftist party, the truth about history, direct mutual aid, and sewing knowledge. And we shall do it all in the name of.....the Musical Party of Canada!

Also! Tentative dates for the End of Salt Cravings stream announced as July 1-4th! More details coming soon on how to get involved!

Donate to black trans people here or support marginalized people across Canada here.

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 62 40:46 Yes full Ep. 61 - The Fault In Our Star Wars Mon, 18 Jan 2021 21:00:00 -0800 Content Warning: Talk about cannibalism from 26:20-33:00

Vague Hades spoilers from 4:20-14:00

Star Wars talk from 15:00-25:30

The vibes have been flipped and tossed and turned around in this episode of Salt Cravings! Clair brings us a Star Wars craving as she begs for the death of Anakin Skywalker, then ponders how we could get mechs in real life, without consequences. Meanwhile, Brianna gushes about Hades, and starts up the discourse engine by talking about non-binary lesbians who don't include trans women! And our fan craving, well...just look at the content warning. Get ready to vibe as we talk about......The Fault In Our Star Wars!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Content Warning: Talk about cannibalism from 26:20-33:00

Vague Hades spoilers from 4:20-14:00

Star Wars talk from 15:00-25:30

The vibes have been flipped and tossed and turned around in this episode of Salt Cravings! Clair brings us a Star Wars craving as she begs for the death of Anakin Skywalker, then ponders how we could get mechs in real life, without consequences. Meanwhile, Brianna gushes about Hades, and starts up the discourse engine by talking about non-binary lesbians who don't include trans women! And our fan craving, well...just look at the content warning. Get ready to vibe as we talk about......The Fault In Our Star Wars!

Support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 61 1:01:43 Yes full Ep. 60 - Combination Skate Park and Postal Office Thu, 31 Dec 2020 12:00:00 -0800 The end of 2020 is here! Let us feast on its energy together! Clair is excited to ring in the new year with screaming, while Brianna wants to exist in the liminal space between Christmas and New Year's forever (and also never). Once we get into the new year, Clair wants a new way to schedule events, while Brianna just wants some things to change. We also announce the end of Salt Cravings - no, for real, episode 69 is going to be the last episode, so get those cravings in! But don't cry, here, let me show you the......Combination Skate Park and Postal Office!

This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> The end of 2020 is here! Let us feast on its energy together! Clair is excited to ring in the new year with screaming, while Brianna wants to exist in the liminal space between Christmas and New Year's forever (and also never). Once we get into the new year, Clair wants a new way to schedule events, while Brianna just wants some things to change. We also announce the end of Salt Cravings - no, for real, episode 69 is going to be the last episode, so get those cravings in! But don't cry, here, let me show you the......Combination Skate Park and Postal Office!

This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 60 44:51 Yes full Ep. 59 - Epona is an Anagram for Rudolph Mon, 21 Dec 2020 12:00:00 -0800 The season is here,

And with it in jest,

Comes something quite queer,

And a bit under duress.

 

Salt Cravings is back!

And they crave with a fire,

That'll warm Santa's sack,

And spark up a choir!

 

Why there's gatherings of friends,

And a visit back home,

Gay films with joyful ends,

And a gift wrapping tome.

 

Be safe this holiday,

And this whole season too,

Be merry and gay,

And whatever you do,

Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-

This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> The season is here,

And with it in jest,

Comes something quite queer,

And a bit under duress.

 

Salt Cravings is back!

And they crave with a fire,

That'll warm Santa's sack,

And spark up a choir!

 

Why there's gatherings of friends,

And a visit back home,

Gay films with joyful ends,

And a gift wrapping tome.

 

Be safe this holiday,

And this whole season too,

Be merry and gay,

And whatever you do,

Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-

This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 59 37:50 Yes full Ep. 58 - Just Grab The Hog Already Wed, 02 Dec 2020 22:28:00 -0800 Good evening folks! We are so excited for today's race, but first, a word from our sponsors! Do you wish you could keep those nostalgia goggles on when watching media you loved as a child? Do you desperately want to be in a time loop? Do you want a cohesive and consistent group of friends? Or do you just miss trying on clothes? Well, then Salt Cravings is just the thing for you! Turn up your radio, and......Just Grab The Hog Already!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Good evening folks! We are so excited for today's race, but first, a word from our sponsors! Do you wish you could keep those nostalgia goggles on when watching media you loved as a child? Do you desperately want to be in a time loop? Do you want a cohesive and consistent group of friends? Or do you just miss trying on clothes? Well, then Salt Cravings is just the thing for you! Turn up your radio, and......Just Grab The Hog Already!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 58 43:18 Yes full Ep. 57 - Skyrim Valley Mon, 16 Nov 2020 19:28:00 -0800 Monument by Rosetta

Welcome, welcome! To the Salt Cravings masquerade. Yes, if you'll just take off your coat, that'll be great, you can get dancing! Ah, as you remove all your weapons, let me tell you about the cravings we have planned for the evening. Brianna - yes, that Brianna - Brianna will be asking for suggestions for good design software and video games to play with her girlfriend. And Clair - indeed, it is really her - she's asking for ways to go to a metal concert and for leaders to be allowed to make mistakes. Fantastic, and - oh, I nearly forgot. At the end of the evening we will have the premiere of the new, most exciting video game........Skyrim Valley!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Monument by Rosetta

Welcome, welcome! To the Salt Cravings masquerade. Yes, if you'll just take off your coat, that'll be great, you can get dancing! Ah, as you remove all your weapons, let me tell you about the cravings we have planned for the evening. Brianna - yes, that Brianna - Brianna will be asking for suggestions for good design software and video games to play with her girlfriend. And Clair - indeed, it is really her - she's asking for ways to go to a metal concert and for leaders to be allowed to make mistakes. Fantastic, and - oh, I nearly forgot. At the end of the evening we will have the premiere of the new, most exciting video game........Skyrim Valley!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 57 52:50 Yes full Ep. 56 - Redistribute the Ghost Wealth Mon, 02 Nov 2020 21:59:00 -0800 Apple Tater Clip

In The Next Life by Kim Petras

Hall of Weenies Spotify playlist

Discord by the Living Tombstone

Tumblr's Failed Convention: The Story of Dashcon by Sarah Z

Discord Halloween Ringtone

welcome.....TO THE SPOOKIEST OF SALT CRAVINGS...Yes, it is time indeed for our Halloween special, an episode so frightening, so disturbing, that it had to be delayed until after Halloween by SEVERAL DAYS. On this episode, our resident vampire Brianna is craving Halloween pop music and the ability to show off some costumes, while everyone's favourite werewolf Clair is craving befriending a ghost and howling at the moon. Together, they will take you on a fantastical, most spooky journey to become the half-ghost you were meant to be and...Redistribute the Ghost Wealth!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Apple Tater Clip

In The Next Life by Kim Petras

Hall of Weenies Spotify playlist

Discord by the Living Tombstone

Tumblr's Failed Convention: The Story of Dashcon by Sarah Z

Discord Halloween Ringtone

welcome.....TO THE SPOOKIEST OF SALT CRAVINGS...Yes, it is time indeed for our Halloween special, an episode so frightening, so disturbing, that it had to be delayed until after Halloween by SEVERAL DAYS. On this episode, our resident vampire Brianna is craving Halloween pop music and the ability to show off some costumes, while everyone's favourite werewolf Clair is craving befriending a ghost and howling at the moon. Together, they will take you on a fantastical, most spooky journey to become the half-ghost you were meant to be and...Redistribute the Ghost Wealth!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 56 50:47 Yes full Ep. 55 - K.K. Slider Corruption Arc Mon, 19 Oct 2020 18:04:00 -0700 Artisanal Butter Video

Prepare yourselves for a Salt Cravings episode with everything you could ever dream of - anarchy, corruption, chemicals, Star Wars, and ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS. Clair and Brianna apolitically discuss corruption arcs, getting buff, arranging music by vibe, and artisanal, high quality food. They also discuss, at a fan's request, some better content for everyone's favourite Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano, which leads to them offering to do a Star Wars game stream if the audience is interested. They can let them know by submitting Star Wars cravings or topics to submissions@saltcravings.com. Anyway, let's get apolitical in here with a.......K.K. Slider Corruption Arc!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across the country here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Artisanal Butter Video

Prepare yourselves for a Salt Cravings episode with everything you could ever dream of - anarchy, corruption, chemicals, Star Wars, and ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS. Clair and Brianna apolitically discuss corruption arcs, getting buff, arranging music by vibe, and artisanal, high quality food. They also discuss, at a fan's request, some better content for everyone's favourite Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano, which leads to them offering to do a Star Wars game stream if the audience is interested. They can let them know by submitting Star Wars cravings or topics to submissions@saltcravings.com. Anyway, let's get apolitical in here with a.......K.K. Slider Corruption Arc!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across the country here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 55 1:05:59 Yes full Ep. 54 - Welcome to the Blood Party Mon, 05 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0700 killedbygoogle.com

Here at the Salt Cravings Inn & Suites, we take pride in ensuring that you have a great experience staying with us. Whether you come alone, or with twenty people who you wish to party with in a small room, we have all the accommodations and amenities you could possibly need. Amenities like...no ICE contracts, RP transmedia accounts, longboarding, and zombie websites. And if you want something a little more out of the ordinary, well then...Welcome to the Blood Party.

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> killedbygoogle.com

Here at the Salt Cravings Inn & Suites, we take pride in ensuring that you have a great experience staying with us. Whether you come alone, or with twenty people who you wish to party with in a small room, we have all the accommodations and amenities you could possibly need. Amenities like...no ICE contracts, RP transmedia accounts, longboarding, and zombie websites. And if you want something a little more out of the ordinary, well then...Welcome to the Blood Party.

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 54 44:50 Yes full Ep. 53 - Increase the Bird Demand Mon, 21 Sep 2020 14:07:00 -0700 CW for complex and messy talks about transness, trauma and puberty from 25:00-41:30

CW for conspiracy theories throughout the episode. Anti-mask conspiracy theories from 0:00-2:50, Time Cube from 48:10-53:55, Birds are fake & Covid conspiracy theories from 58:55 to end of the episode.

Hey, kid...listen, there's stuff that the government...isn't telling you. No, I don't mean all the ways in which they enforce structures of oppression...I'm talking about all their dang CONSPIRACIES. You wanna know some things the government doesn't want you to know? They don't want you to know about CROSSOVERS, or TRANS SECOND PUBERTY, or MAKING MORE WEEKENDS, and they definitely don't want you to know about DRONE PHONES. But I'll tell you the ultimate conspiracy, the thing that could destabilize absolutely everything. You need to know how to...Increase the Bird Demand!

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Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> CW for complex and messy talks about transness, trauma and puberty from 25:00-41:30

CW for conspiracy theories throughout the episode. Anti-mask conspiracy theories from 0:00-2:50, Time Cube from 48:10-53:55, Birds are fake & Covid conspiracy theories from 58:55 to end of the episode.

Hey, kid...listen, there's stuff that the government...isn't telling you. No, I don't mean all the ways in which they enforce structures of oppression...I'm talking about all their dang CONSPIRACIES. You wanna know some things the government doesn't want you to know? They don't want you to know about CROSSOVERS, or TRANS SECOND PUBERTY, or MAKING MORE WEEKENDS, and they definitely don't want you to know about DRONE PHONES. But I'll tell you the ultimate conspiracy, the thing that could destabilize absolutely everything. You need to know how to...Increase the Bird Demand!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 53 1:09:50 Yes full Ep. 52 - 5-Minute Crafts Mon, 07 Sep 2020 12:00:00 -0700 Here at the Salt Cravings Stock Exchange we care about one thing - protecting your cravings. Given that the basis of our economy is the idea that some cravings are more popular than others and that makes them Good, we are thankful to be able to bring you the latest news on what cravings are rising in the craving stocks. Up today? A Blaseball tapper, 5-Minute Crafts, replayable memories and tabletop game simulation. We're also noticing a suprising rise in...let me just make sure I'm reading this right, "getting sourdough bread and Corn Pops without leaving your house". So we recommend investing in any of these cravings, but if you must choose one, make it...5-Minute Crafts!

Bigger Than Before

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Alternatively, support black trans people here

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]]> Here at the Salt Cravings Stock Exchange we care about one thing - protecting your cravings. Given that the basis of our economy is the idea that some cravings are more popular than others and that makes them Good, we are thankful to be able to bring you the latest news on what cravings are rising in the craving stocks. Up today? A Blaseball tapper, 5-Minute Crafts, replayable memories and tabletop game simulation. We're also noticing a suprising rise in...let me just make sure I'm reading this right, "getting sourdough bread and Corn Pops without leaving your house". So we recommend investing in any of these cravings, but if you must choose one, make it...5-Minute Crafts!

Bigger Than Before

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> 52 1:04:10 Yes full Ep. 51 - Fortball, It's Real Sportball Mon, 24 Aug 2020 12:00:00 -0700 Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50

We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a description here! We gotta- STAR WARS JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSONHOOD OF BEINGS LIKE CLONES AND DROIDS- no, listen, I get that, but we have to tell the people that this week, Brianna and Clair are craving a quiet fan, fake sports, safe tattoos and- AND STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS! BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST STAR WARS GETS TO CRITICIZING ITSELF- buddy! You forgot about the fan submitted craving for a smooth brain! -AGGGH STAR WARS- okay, I think you need to chill out. Maybe you'll feel better if you go play some...Fortball, It's Real Sportball!

Star Wars Borcs

Star Wars article mentioned in episode

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Alternatively, support black trans people here

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]]> Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50

We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a description here! We gotta- STAR WARS JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSONHOOD OF BEINGS LIKE CLONES AND DROIDS- no, listen, I get that, but we have to tell the people that this week, Brianna and Clair are craving a quiet fan, fake sports, safe tattoos and- AND STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS! BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST STAR WARS GETS TO CRITICIZING ITSELF- buddy! You forgot about the fan submitted craving for a smooth brain! -AGGGH STAR WARS- okay, I think you need to chill out. Maybe you'll feel better if you go play some...Fortball, It's Real Sportball!

Star Wars Borcs

Star Wars article mentioned in episode

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

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]]> 51 50:02 Yes full Ep. 50 - A Duet of Steel In Rock Atlantis Mon, 10 Aug 2020 12:09:00 -0700 Hey everyone! For this episode of Salt Cravings we decided to do something a little different. Since we talk about tabletop games so much on this show, we decided to actually play one for y'all! Sort of an...actual play, if you know what I mean. We think it turned out really good, but we'd love to hear what you think, if this is something you want more of, etc. So please let us know, and enjoy....A Duet of Steel in Rock Atlantis!

A Duet of Steel by Adrian Thoen

Character Sheets Clair Made

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]]> Hey everyone! For this episode of Salt Cravings we decided to do something a little different. Since we talk about tabletop games so much on this show, we decided to actually play one for y'all! Sort of an...actual play, if you know what I mean. We think it turned out really good, but we'd love to hear what you think, if this is something you want more of, etc. So please let us know, and enjoy....A Duet of Steel in Rock Atlantis!

A Duet of Steel by Adrian Thoen

Character Sheets Clair Made

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> 50 2:18:19 Yes full Ep. 49 - Dance Dance Saloon Masquerade Tue, 21 Jul 2020 12:53:00 -0700 Spoilers for the Last of Us and the Last of Us II from 4:00-5:30

Positive vibes, my friends, positive vibes. We love positivity here at Salt Cravings, which is why we've prepared some EXCLUSIVELY POSITIVE cravings for you today. Brianna wants bigger budget video games to LEARN (positive) how to make her feel genuine emotion, Clair wants to be ENCOURAGED (positive) to drink coffee only some days, Brianna wants masquerade balls to be for EVERYONE (positive) and Clair wants people's POSITIVE (positive) reactions when she shows them media. Anyway, hope you enjoy the episode, and hey, afterwards, let's meet up at the.....Dance Dance Saloon Masquerade!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> Spoilers for the Last of Us and the Last of Us II from 4:00-5:30

Positive vibes, my friends, positive vibes. We love positivity here at Salt Cravings, which is why we've prepared some EXCLUSIVELY POSITIVE cravings for you today. Brianna wants bigger budget video games to LEARN (positive) how to make her feel genuine emotion, Clair wants to be ENCOURAGED (positive) to drink coffee only some days, Brianna wants masquerade balls to be for EVERYONE (positive) and Clair wants people's POSITIVE (positive) reactions when she shows them media. Anyway, hope you enjoy the episode, and hey, afterwards, let's meet up at the.....Dance Dance Saloon Masquerade!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 49 49:45 Yes full Ep. 48 - Man Feelings Bread Wed, 01 Jul 2020 12:00:00 -0700 Content warning for body horror from 9:30-17:30

Good evening everyone, it's time for your favourite show, the Late Show with Salt Cravings! We are so excited tonight to have an incredible guest who's come to talk with us about wanting a better memory, better itch.io game bundle sorting, decentralizing men's feelings in cis and trans spaces, and a better post-secondary system. Wow! Lots of light topics for a late night talk show! Plus, we'll teach you how to make.....Man Feelings Bread!

Random Bundle Game

Kaminoans from Star Wars

Billy Mays Video

Bread Meme

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Alternatively, support black trans people here

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]]> Content warning for body horror from 9:30-17:30

Good evening everyone, it's time for your favourite show, the Late Show with Salt Cravings! We are so excited tonight to have an incredible guest who's come to talk with us about wanting a better memory, better itch.io game bundle sorting, decentralizing men's feelings in cis and trans spaces, and a better post-secondary system. Wow! Lots of light topics for a late night talk show! Plus, we'll teach you how to make.....Man Feelings Bread!

Random Bundle Game

Kaminoans from Star Wars

Billy Mays Video

Bread Meme

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Alternatively, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> 48 54:26 Yes full Ep. 47 - A Lineup for the Scream Box Mon, 15 Jun 2020 12:00:00 -0700 Welcome to Salt Cravings, a podcast where everything is fine. If stuff weren't fine, we would have all these links here and oh god here they come:

Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Davis

What a world without prisons could look like by Deanna Van Buren

Prison Abolition FAQ by K Agbebiyi

Hot Allostatic Load by Porpentine

Phew, sorry, needed to get that out of my system. Okay, so, you've read those links and done what you can? Good. We can get on with the episode description.

So, as I was saying, everything is fine here. I mean, all Brianna wants is a good 3D platformer and some cool frame narratives. And Clair? She wants to yell-sing the song stuck in her head, and for trans women to stop being held up on a pedestal by leftist communities. Hm...well, hang on, seems like all may not be fine in the state of Salt Cravings. Alright, alright, come along, guess we all gotta get in...A Lineup for the Scream Box!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Instead, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Welcome to Salt Cravings, a podcast where everything is fine. If stuff weren't fine, we would have all these links here and oh god here they come:

Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Davis

What a world without prisons could look like by Deanna Van Buren

Prison Abolition FAQ by K Agbebiyi

Hot Allostatic Load by Porpentine

Phew, sorry, needed to get that out of my system. Okay, so, you've read those links and done what you can? Good. We can get on with the episode description.

So, as I was saying, everything is fine here. I mean, all Brianna wants is a good 3D platformer and some cool frame narratives. And Clair? She wants to yell-sing the song stuck in her head, and for trans women to stop being held up on a pedestal by leftist communities. Hm...well, hang on, seems like all may not be fine in the state of Salt Cravings. Alright, alright, come along, guess we all gotta get in...A Lineup for the Scream Box!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Instead, support black trans people here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 47 39:57 Yes full Ep. 46 - TikTok Assisted Speedruns Mon, 01 Jun 2020 13:51:00 -0700 Spoilers for She-Ra Season 5 from 5:20-24:20

Here's some links to go support those involved in the current George Floyd protests:

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

https://tinyurl.com/blmforever

https://www.gofundme.com/f/covid19-black-community-support-vancouver

On today's episode of Salt Cravings, Clair and Brianna talk about She-Ra and the Princesses of Power for nineteen minutes and then use the rest of the episode to talk about other, less important things, like Animal Crossing, Let's Plays, and Acne. We also help a fan ruin TikTok for everyone.

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> Spoilers for She-Ra Season 5 from 5:20-24:20

Here's some links to go support those involved in the current George Floyd protests:

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

https://tinyurl.com/blmforever

https://www.gofundme.com/f/covid19-black-community-support-vancouver

On today's episode of Salt Cravings, Clair and Brianna talk about She-Ra and the Princesses of Power for nineteen minutes and then use the rest of the episode to talk about other, less important things, like Animal Crossing, Let's Plays, and Acne. We also help a fan ruin TikTok for everyone.

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 46 1:09:08 Yes full Ep. 45 - The Picrew Muck Mon, 18 May 2020 16:16:00 -0700 Fresh off solving gender in episode 44, the Salt Cravings crew is ready to get in our feelings! We're having feelings about non-inclusive Picrews, people not reaching out enough, judging your own content, and first dates! Come along and let us help you sort through...The Picrew Muck!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> Fresh off solving gender in episode 44, the Salt Cravings crew is ready to get in our feelings! We're having feelings about non-inclusive Picrews, people not reaching out enough, judging your own content, and first dates! Come along and let us help you sort through...The Picrew Muck!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 45 1:02:09 Yes full Ep. 44 - The Pool Noodle Queen Mon, 04 May 2020 12:00:00 -0700 Content warning for dysphoria related to pregnancy from 47:10 to 54:35, and real talk about theories of gender from there till the end of the episode.

Salt Cravings............TWO! That's right folks, it's here! We know you've all been waiting for it, begging for it, and it's finally time for Salt Cravings 2, the sequel to Salt Cravings. I'm gonna choose to highlight just a few of our twenty cravings here today, let's just say uh....IRC chats, ethical online ordering, a new computer chair, and giving birth. Wow! What a great selection of cravings to kick off a new era of Salt Cravings! Now, to tell you more.......the Pool Noodle Queen!

Nintendo Music Livestream

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]]> Content warning for dysphoria related to pregnancy from 47:10 to 54:35, and real talk about theories of gender from there till the end of the episode.

Salt Cravings............TWO! That's right folks, it's here! We know you've all been waiting for it, begging for it, and it's finally time for Salt Cravings 2, the sequel to Salt Cravings. I'm gonna choose to highlight just a few of our twenty cravings here today, let's just say uh....IRC chats, ethical online ordering, a new computer chair, and giving birth. Wow! What a great selection of cravings to kick off a new era of Salt Cravings! Now, to tell you more.......the Pool Noodle Queen!

Nintendo Music Livestream

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 44 1:05:20 Yes full Ep. 43 - None Pizza, Left Pineapple Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:00:00 -0700 IT'S 420 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO MEME ON EM!!! Your two favourite meme queens are here with a totally EPIC meme-tastic episode. We're bringing back the old memes, like YouTube Poops, we're having meme debates, like pineapple on pizza, we're talking about the ethics of memes with funny meme dances, and we are keeping it pure with wholesome memes. Whether you're a l33t memer, or a meme n00b, this one will have you ordering...None Pizza, Left Pineapple!

{YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah

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]]> IT'S 420 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO MEME ON EM!!! Your two favourite meme queens are here with a totally EPIC meme-tastic episode. We're bringing back the old memes, like YouTube Poops, we're having meme debates, like pineapple on pizza, we're talking about the ethics of memes with funny meme dances, and we are keeping it pure with wholesome memes. Whether you're a l33t memer, or a meme n00b, this one will have you ordering...None Pizza, Left Pineapple!

{YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

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]]> 43 51:46 Yes full Ep. 42 - Birthday Egirl Thu, 26 Mar 2020 19:17:00 -0700 QUARANTINE, BAYBEE!! WE ARE HERE! IN OUR HOMES! RECORDING REMOTELY! IT'S FUN, IT'S SEXY, AND IT'S THE BEST WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE!

In honour of our current situation, we have some very particular quarantine cravings this episode. Clair wants to celebrate her birthday, while Brianna wants to see her girlfriend, Clair wants better video calling, and Brianna wants better online tabletop playing. And if you want a podcast to get away from the quarantine uh....next episode will be that one. But if you are down to socially isolate, come celebrate everyone's favourite...Birthday Egirl!

The Multiverse kickstarter shut down BUT you can still support them on their website

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

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]]> QUARANTINE, BAYBEE!! WE ARE HERE! IN OUR HOMES! RECORDING REMOTELY! IT'S FUN, IT'S SEXY, AND IT'S THE BEST WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE!

In honour of our current situation, we have some very particular quarantine cravings this episode. Clair wants to celebrate her birthday, while Brianna wants to see her girlfriend, Clair wants better video calling, and Brianna wants better online tabletop playing. And if you want a podcast to get away from the quarantine uh....next episode will be that one. But if you are down to socially isolate, come celebrate everyone's favourite...Birthday Egirl!

The Multiverse kickstarter shut down BUT you can still support them on their website

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 42 50:17 Yes full Ep. 41 - Lightsabers Can Melt Steel Beams Mon, 09 Mar 2020 17:20:00 -0700 Let's start with the bad news: the audio for this episode is not great. We accidentally recorded on computer mic so it's pretty quiet and a bit patchy. Sorry!

The good news is that the episode itself is extremely normal and not weird at all. We have taken the energy from the last episode and thrown it completely out the window. There is no talk about blood, saliva or cum in this episode, and it's weird that you would even assume that there is. Instead, we talk about lightsabers, readable terms and conditions, Legally Blonde, and owning your data. And we know you're wondering, and yes...Lightsabers Can Melt Steel Beams!

Brianna's lightsaber

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]]> Let's start with the bad news: the audio for this episode is not great. We accidentally recorded on computer mic so it's pretty quiet and a bit patchy. Sorry!

The good news is that the episode itself is extremely normal and not weird at all. We have taken the energy from the last episode and thrown it completely out the window. There is no talk about blood, saliva or cum in this episode, and it's weird that you would even assume that there is. Instead, we talk about lightsabers, readable terms and conditions, Legally Blonde, and owning your data. And we know you're wondering, and yes...Lightsabers Can Melt Steel Beams!

Brianna's lightsaber

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

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]]> 41 49:22 Yes full Ep. 40 - Genital Capitalism Mon, 24 Feb 2020 12:00:00 -0800 Sonic the Hedgehog movie spoilers from 2:15-12:25

We talked about a short that Pokémon released. What we failed to notice about this short is that it seems that Bea has been whitewashed in it, which is bad. Here's an article about it, very sorry that we didn't notice it before talking about it!

Okay, so...listen. I'm gonna be honest with all of you: this episode got away from us a little bit.

I don't know quite where it went wrong. Maybe it was the ten minute long Sonic the Hedgehog movie review to open the episode. Maybe it was the discovery of the hive of Professor Oaks. Or - yeah, okay, it was definitely the talk about genital kinning.

Whatever it was, I just need to warn you. This episode gets not only NSFW, but NSFW in a way that isn't even sexy. By clicking play, you are signing a legally binding waiver not to get mad at us for this one's particular brand of nonsense.

Anyway, our cravings this episode were a new Pokémon anime, the meaning of a specific movie shot, the ability to tell when someone is lying, and new, cool inventions. I'm leaving, have fun with the...Genital Capitalism.

Grand Oak image that Brianna describes

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Sonic the Hedgehog movie spoilers from 2:15-12:25

We talked about a short that Pokémon released. What we failed to notice about this short is that it seems that Bea has been whitewashed in it, which is bad. Here's an article about it, very sorry that we didn't notice it before talking about it!

Okay, so...listen. I'm gonna be honest with all of you: this episode got away from us a little bit.

I don't know quite where it went wrong. Maybe it was the ten minute long Sonic the Hedgehog movie review to open the episode. Maybe it was the discovery of the hive of Professor Oaks. Or - yeah, okay, it was definitely the talk about genital kinning.

Whatever it was, I just need to warn you. This episode gets not only NSFW, but NSFW in a way that isn't even sexy. By clicking play, you are signing a legally binding waiver not to get mad at us for this one's particular brand of nonsense.

Anyway, our cravings this episode were a new Pokémon anime, the meaning of a specific movie shot, the ability to tell when someone is lying, and new, cool inventions. I'm leaving, have fun with the...Genital Capitalism.

Grand Oak image that Brianna describes

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 40 57:10 Yes full Ep. 39 - Cat Boys in Hot Cars Mon, 10 Feb 2020 12:00:00 -0800 Please, take a seat. Would you like a glass of water? Great. So, how have things been going? Ah, so the cravings have continued, well, that's to be expected. What are they this week? Okay, writing motivaton, Rick Riordan mythological adaptations, In The Hall of the Mountain King, and better drivers...well, quite the list. I think I know just how to help with that - you see, there's this little anime called.....Cat Boys in Hot Cars!

In The Hall of the Mountain King

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Please, take a seat. Would you like a glass of water? Great. So, how have things been going? Ah, so the cravings have continued, well, that's to be expected. What are they this week? Okay, writing motivaton, Rick Riordan mythological adaptations, In The Hall of the Mountain King, and better drivers...well, quite the list. I think I know just how to help with that - you see, there's this little anime called.....Cat Boys in Hot Cars!

In The Hall of the Mountain King

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 39 39:37 Yes full Ep. 38 - Prosthetic Yaoi Hands Mon, 27 Jan 2020 15:42:00 -0800 Content warning for fictional body horror from 40:50-42:00

Hey, we're ready to take you to your table now! Just come this way...excellent. Here's your menus. On special today we have social gatherings with friends, faster dishwashing, typing with long nails, in-suite laundry, and knowing adulting facts. Oh, and we can't forget our drink special. A big, heaping glass of......Prosthetic Yaoi Hands!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Content warning for fictional body horror from 40:50-42:00

Hey, we're ready to take you to your table now! Just come this way...excellent. Here's your menus. On special today we have social gatherings with friends, faster dishwashing, typing with long nails, in-suite laundry, and knowing adulting facts. Oh, and we can't forget our drink special. A big, heaping glass of......Prosthetic Yaoi Hands!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 38 47:21 Yes full Ep. 37 - Nothing Happens, Five Times, Twice Mon, 13 Jan 2020 12:00:00 -0800 Hi everyone! So, we talked about some serious issues this episode, both the Australian wildfires and the pipelines that the Wet’suwet’en people are fighting against. We said we would provide donation resources, so here they are:

Fire Relief Fund for First Nations Communities

Stand With Indigenous Peoples: Donate to RAVEN

We also said....sigh...that if five people donate and provide us with proof, we will do a full Salt Cravings episode in "hewwo" voice. Unless that's a deterrent, in which case, send us proof and tell us you don't want us to do that, we WILL count that as -1 people. You can DM those to us on social media or email us at contact@saltcravings.com for that. Either way, donate if you can!

With that out of the way, we have a normal - well, normal for Salt Cravings - episode today! Clair is craving some changes in the weather, while Brianna is craving a frosty treat and some risky art. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a movie where.....Nothing Happens, Five Times, Twice!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Hi everyone! So, we talked about some serious issues this episode, both the Australian wildfires and the pipelines that the Wet’suwet’en people are fighting against. We said we would provide donation resources, so here they are:

Fire Relief Fund for First Nations Communities

Stand With Indigenous Peoples: Donate to RAVEN

We also said....sigh...that if five people donate and provide us with proof, we will do a full Salt Cravings episode in "hewwo" voice. Unless that's a deterrent, in which case, send us proof and tell us you don't want us to do that, we WILL count that as -1 people. You can DM those to us on social media or email us at contact@saltcravings.com for that. Either way, donate if you can!

With that out of the way, we have a normal - well, normal for Salt Cravings - episode today! Clair is craving some changes in the weather, while Brianna is craving a frosty treat and some risky art. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a movie where.....Nothing Happens, Five Times, Twice!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 37 50:26 Yes full Ep. 36 - Long Live the Toad Empire Mon, 30 Dec 2019 12:54:00 -0800 The year is ending, and we are so excited to kill 2019 and jump into 2020. However, before we do, we need to take a look back - were our cravings sated this year? What do we love about the tradition of changing years? And what are we craving for the new year? Join Clair and Brianna as they discuss new year's resolutions, game of the year coverage, learning from bad experiences, and ANIMAL CROSSING. omg, it's coming. As we move into 2020, never forget.......Long Live the Toad Empire!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> The year is ending, and we are so excited to kill 2019 and jump into 2020. However, before we do, we need to take a look back - were our cravings sated this year? What do we love about the tradition of changing years? And what are we craving for the new year? Join Clair and Brianna as they discuss new year's resolutions, game of the year coverage, learning from bad experiences, and ANIMAL CROSSING. omg, it's coming. As we move into 2020, never forget.......Long Live the Toad Empire!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 36 52:57 Yes full Ep. 35 - Santa Thrupple Mon, 16 Dec 2019 12:00:00 -0800 This happy holigay,

The world is in waiting,

To cut through winter's grey,

With cravings that need sating!

 

Hark, look in the sky!

It's Brianna and Clair!

And what's that I spy?

Cravings chosen with care!

 

There's a queer holiday song!

And some midday naps!

Why, that Christmas Carol is strong,

Though this Hebrew has gaps.

 

We hope to bring you joy,

On this Chanukah, Christmas, or other holiday.

So give breaks to those you employ,

And make the yuletide gay.

 

Santa's Homophobic by Left at London (ft. Dominique "SonicFox" McLean & SungWon Cho)

Modern Christmas Carols: Adaptation and Loss of Meaning by Popular C/C

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> This happy holigay,

The world is in waiting,

To cut through winter's grey,

With cravings that need sating!

 

Hark, look in the sky!

It's Brianna and Clair!

And what's that I spy?

Cravings chosen with care!

 

There's a queer holiday song!

And some midday naps!

Why, that Christmas Carol is strong,

Though this Hebrew has gaps.

 

We hope to bring you joy,

On this Chanukah, Christmas, or other holiday.

So give breaks to those you employ,

And make the yuletide gay.

 

Santa's Homophobic by Left at London (ft. Dominique "SonicFox" McLean & SungWon Cho)

Modern Christmas Carols: Adaptation and Loss of Meaning by Popular C/C

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 35 43:11 Yes full Ep. 34 - Yoda's Toes Mon, 02 Dec 2019 14:26:00 -0800 Salt Cravings started a Patreon...which means we are instantly, extremely, incredibly wealthy. We have so much money that we can basically podcast about whatever we want, so we decided to just go off. Clair can't stop talking about the end of copyright and logic without emotion. Brianna can't stop talking about Star Wars canon and weird challenge runs of video games. And everyone is obsessed with....Yoda's Toes!

SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Salt Cravings started a Patreon...which means we are instantly, extremely, incredibly wealthy. We have so much money that we can basically podcast about whatever we want, so we decided to just go off. Clair can't stop talking about the end of copyright and logic without emotion. Brianna can't stop talking about Star Wars canon and weird challenge runs of video games. And everyone is obsessed with....Yoda's Toes!

SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 34 59:47 Yes full Ep. 33 - Only Nut November Mon, 18 Nov 2019 12:01:00 -0800 How did we get here? Many believe that the dystopia of Salt Cravings could only have come about through desperate action and corrupt leaders. But really, it came through an attempt to solve the simple questions we all ask ourselves: How do we make public transportation better? How do we keep track of our friends' needs and allergies? What outfits do we wanna dress our favourite characters in? And who should have plot armour? These simple questions have led to our fall into...Only Nut November!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> How did we get here? Many believe that the dystopia of Salt Cravings could only have come about through desperate action and corrupt leaders. But really, it came through an attempt to solve the simple questions we all ask ourselves: How do we make public transportation better? How do we keep track of our friends' needs and allergies? What outfits do we wanna dress our favourite characters in? And who should have plot armour? These simple questions have led to our fall into...Only Nut November!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 33 48:05 Yes full Ep. 32 - Welcome Senator Bigfoot Mon, 04 Nov 2019 12:00:00 -0800 Salt Cravings is BACK and we're POLITICAL!!! Join Clair and Brianna on a journey of hot political cravings like PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION, THE DEFINITION OF BIGFOOT, COZY SWEATERS AND LESBIAN VILLAINS. It's all extremely political and slightly spooky because we recorded the episode after the Canadian election and also before Halloween even though it's releasing after Halloween so uh anyway...Welcome Senator Bigfoot!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Salt Cravings is BACK and we're POLITICAL!!! Join Clair and Brianna on a journey of hot political cravings like PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION, THE DEFINITION OF BIGFOOT, COZY SWEATERS AND LESBIAN VILLAINS. It's all extremely political and slightly spooky because we recorded the episode after the Canadian election and also before Halloween even though it's releasing after Halloween so uh anyway...Welcome Senator Bigfoot!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 32 53:54 Yes full Ep. 31 - Salt Cravings LIVE #1 Mon, 02 Sep 2019 12:00:00 -0700 We did our first livestream last weekend! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, it was so much fun. Get ready for chat interaction, friends' cravings and maybe even...a craving from beyond! Oooooo! Here's the link to the livestream vod with video, there's terrible audio for the first 7 minutes or so but then we fix it and get rolling: YouTube Live Stream

Also, if you are listening to this as it comes out, please be aware that Salt Cravings will be on hiatus until November 4th. Thanks so much for your patience ❤️

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> We did our first livestream last weekend! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, it was so much fun. Get ready for chat interaction, friends' cravings and maybe even...a craving from beyond! Oooooo! Here's the link to the livestream vod with video, there's terrible audio for the first 7 minutes or so but then we fix it and get rolling: YouTube Live Stream

Also, if you are listening to this as it comes out, please be aware that Salt Cravings will be on hiatus until November 4th. Thanks so much for your patience ❤️

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 31 1:17:16 Yes full Ep. 30 - Fully-Automated Luxury Fridays Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:18:00 -0700 Whaaaaat is upppppp??? It's Salt Cravings, ladies! This week, Clair totally craves the end of the work week and some good ol' comfort food. Meanwhile, Brianna literally thinks it's time to duel and frustrate gamers for a purpose. Make sure to get WILD on your...Fully-Automated Luxury Fridays.

Our upcoming livestream is gonna be on August 24th at 1pm! Go to our YouTube channel here: YouTube

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

 

]]> Whaaaaat is upppppp??? It's Salt Cravings, ladies! This week, Clair totally craves the end of the work week and some good ol' comfort food. Meanwhile, Brianna literally thinks it's time to duel and frustrate gamers for a purpose. Make sure to get WILD on your...Fully-Automated Luxury Fridays.

Our upcoming livestream is gonna be on August 24th at 1pm! Go to our YouTube channel here: YouTube

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

 

]]> 30 51:58 Yes full Ep. 29 - Live, Laugh, Fear, Cry, Love Mon, 29 Jul 2019 12:00:00 -0700 Another day, another episode! This time, Brianna craves restoring the old and speeding through history (of games). Meanwhile, Clair craves some very powerful PJs and a new Scooby-Doo reboot. Now, picture a sign with the age-old classic wisdom...Live, Laugh, Fear, Cry, Love.

Our upcoming livestream is gonna be on August 24th at 1pm! Go to our YouTube channel here: YouTube

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Baumgartner Restoration

Summoning Salt

The Hex Girls Song From Scooby-Doo

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Another day, another episode! This time, Brianna craves restoring the old and speeding through history (of games). Meanwhile, Clair craves some very powerful PJs and a new Scooby-Doo reboot. Now, picture a sign with the age-old classic wisdom...Live, Laugh, Fear, Cry, Love.

Our upcoming livestream is gonna be on August 24th at 1pm! Go to our YouTube channel here: YouTube

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Baumgartner Restoration

Summoning Salt

The Hex Girls Song From Scooby-Doo

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 29 49:18 Yes full Ep. 28 - Give It The Good Suck Mon, 15 Jul 2019 12:04:00 -0700 Yes, the episode is named that, and no, we're not sorry! Come on a journey with us as we use our voices for acting and theatre, to rise up for healthcare and to advocate for better Solitaire. Also, come with us as we get a transmission from an extra-dimensional source. And through it all, never forget to...Give It The Good Suck!

We've rescheduled our liveshow! It's going to be August 24th at 1pm! It's gonna work this time, we promise!!! Go to our YouTube channel here: YouTube

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games by SnapCube

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Yes, the episode is named that, and no, we're not sorry! Come on a journey with us as we use our voices for acting and theatre, to rise up for healthcare and to advocate for better Solitaire. Also, come with us as we get a transmission from an extra-dimensional source. And through it all, never forget to...Give It The Good Suck!

We've rescheduled our liveshow! It's going to be August 24th at 1pm! It's gonna work this time, we promise!!! Go to our YouTube channel here: YouTube

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games by SnapCube

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 28 53:27 Yes full Ep. 27 - Dye Another Day Thu, 04 Jul 2019 16:30:00 -0700 Welcome to this DEFINITELY LIVE TOTALLY NOT NOT LIVE EPISODE OF SALT CRAVINGS. Our livestream DEFINITELY went off without a hitch and we definitely DON'T have to reschedule it for a later date. In this LIVE episode, Brianna craves a name consolidation and an old beloved Pokémon trainer. Meanwhile, Clair craves a smooth and sweet new voice and the end of a decades-long video game conflict. Our listeners, meanwhile, wanna change up their hair! But don't do it just yet...Dye Another Day!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Miror B. Theme from Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness

Miror B. Theme from Pokémon Colosseum

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> Welcome to this DEFINITELY LIVE TOTALLY NOT NOT LIVE EPISODE OF SALT CRAVINGS. Our livestream DEFINITELY went off without a hitch and we definitely DON'T have to reschedule it for a later date. In this LIVE episode, Brianna craves a name consolidation and an old beloved Pokémon trainer. Meanwhile, Clair craves a smooth and sweet new voice and the end of a decades-long video game conflict. Our listeners, meanwhile, wanna change up their hair! But don't do it just yet...Dye Another Day!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Miror B. Theme from Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness

Miror B. Theme from Pokémon Colosseum

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

]]> 27 45:33 Yes full Ep. 26 - Potions Aren't Real Mon, 17 Jun 2019 13:50:00 -0700 Episode!....Cravings....Podcast....Summer! This episode........Brianna....swimming...confidence! Clair....PS4..........Mii!!! Remember...Potions Aren't Real!

We have a livestream coming up on June 29th at 1pm!!! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel to be ready for it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC661CZ1mV-IauI4fsvCAksw?

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Episode!....Cravings....Podcast....Summer! This episode........Brianna....swimming...confidence! Clair....PS4..........Mii!!! Remember...Potions Aren't Real!

We have a livestream coming up on June 29th at 1pm!!! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel to be ready for it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC661CZ1mV-IauI4fsvCAksw?

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 26 56:03 Yes full Ep. 25 - Gamercon: PrE-3: Nintendo: The UwU Of Gaming Mon, 03 Jun 2019 12:00:00 -0700 Welcome back to Gamercon, a weekly podcast where we talk about video games! This week, we're using a powerful AI to predict some of the upcoming reveals that are coming at E3 2019. Brianna and Clair talk about a new collaboration between Nintendo and Firaxis that is cute (and deadly), an old game system made easy to digest, the game that forced Sony to drop out of E3, and a...unique new game by Clair Corp Inc. Ltd.™. Also, as usual on Gamercon, the audience chimes in with questions and comments! Hope you're ready to attend...Gamercon: PrE-3: Nintendo: The UwU Of Gaming!

We have a livestream coming up! We said it was early July but it's actually going to be June 29th at 1pm!!! Come prepared to chat and with cravings for us to solve. Go subscribe to our YouTube channel to be ready for it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC661CZ1mV-IauI4fsvCAksw?

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Welcome back to Gamercon, a weekly podcast where we talk about video games! This week, we're using a powerful AI to predict some of the upcoming reveals that are coming at E3 2019. Brianna and Clair talk about a new collaboration between Nintendo and Firaxis that is cute (and deadly), an old game system made easy to digest, the game that forced Sony to drop out of E3, and a...unique new game by Clair Corp Inc. Ltd.™. Also, as usual on Gamercon, the audience chimes in with questions and comments! Hope you're ready to attend...Gamercon: PrE-3: Nintendo: The UwU Of Gaming!

We have a livestream coming up! We said it was early July but it's actually going to be June 29th at 1pm!!! Come prepared to chat and with cravings for us to solve. Go subscribe to our YouTube channel to be ready for it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC661CZ1mV-IauI4fsvCAksw?

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 25 41:37 Yes full Ep. 24 - New Connecticut, Which Is Visible From Florida Mon, 20 May 2019 12:00:00 -0700 We're high in the sky today talking about everything cravings! Clair gets a little meta and shares some of our new sponsors! Meanwhile, Brianna wants to dream better and start a media franchise. Come fly away with us to...New Connecticut, Which is Visible From Florida!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> We're high in the sky today talking about everything cravings! Clair gets a little meta and shares some of our new sponsors! Meanwhile, Brianna wants to dream better and start a media franchise. Come fly away with us to...New Connecticut, Which is Visible From Florida!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 24 51:07 Yes full Ep. 23 - SharkLava and BoyGirl Mon, 06 May 2019 12:00:00 -0700 These two women didn't know each other before today: you won't believe what happens when they meet. Total stranger Brianna craves normal things, like unintentional ASMR and work that she's writing. Total stranger Clair craves equally normal things, like soft bathtubs and more teeth. Can these two hold it together long enough to make a good podcast? Find out on...SharkLava and BoyGirl!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> These two women didn't know each other before today: you won't believe what happens when they meet. Total stranger Brianna craves normal things, like unintentional ASMR and work that she's writing. Total stranger Clair craves equally normal things, like soft bathtubs and more teeth. Can these two hold it together long enough to make a good podcast? Find out on...SharkLava and BoyGirl!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 23 45:59 Yes full Ep. 22 - The Blowwetter Mon, 29 Apr 2019 12:00:00 -0700 As two women who now have degrees, Brianna and Clair return from their academic exiles to share their knowledge with the masses. Clair moderates a seminar on the merits of thesis writing and design of websites. Brianna lectures on hot showers and secret trivia about the podcast. Also, we revisit a classic craving in light of new fanart. Go get a gas generator and install...the Blowwetter!!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> As two women who now have degrees, Brianna and Clair return from their academic exiles to share their knowledge with the masses. Clair moderates a seminar on the merits of thesis writing and design of websites. Brianna lectures on hot showers and secret trivia about the podcast. Also, we revisit a classic craving in light of new fanart. Go get a gas generator and install...the Blowwetter!!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 22 42:21 Yes full Ep. 21 - Our Sun Son's "Sun Hat" Hat Mon, 08 Apr 2019 12:00:00 -0700 The scientists of Salt Cravings have been working very hard to develop new cravings and solutions. We've been messing around with food chemistry, sunrise manipulation, techniques for developing "the range", and new ways to work wood! We've also unfortunately discovered a new Craving That Shouldn't Exist. Please stop to admire...Our Sun Son's "Sun Hat" Hat!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> The scientists of Salt Cravings have been working very hard to develop new cravings and solutions. We've been messing around with food chemistry, sunrise manipulation, techniques for developing "the range", and new ways to work wood! We've also unfortunately discovered a new Craving That Shouldn't Exist. Please stop to admire...Our Sun Son's "Sun Hat" Hat!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 21 39:40 Yes full Ep. 20 - prefix.suffix, A Grammar Website Mon, 25 Mar 2019 12:00:00 -0700 Well, we're a real podcast now that we've hit episode 20, so this is a real description where we're serious and professional only. This episode, Clair insists that we make a tabletop role-playing game and then play it. Meanwhile, Brianna decides we need new domain suffixes and a better adaptation of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Also, the fans are craving that good, good intro music. Make sure to go visit...prefix.suffix, A Grammar Website!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Well, we're a real podcast now that we've hit episode 20, so this is a real description where we're serious and professional only. This episode, Clair insists that we make a tabletop role-playing game and then play it. Meanwhile, Brianna decides we need new domain suffixes and a better adaptation of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Also, the fans are craving that good, good intro music. Make sure to go visit...prefix.suffix, A Grammar Website!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> 20 51:17 Yes full Ep. 19 - Say It With LEGOs Mon, 11 Mar 2019 12:00:00 -0700 On today's exceedingly regular episode, we make a podcast that is just for us. Brianna wants her clothing to change sizes and her video games to be in LEGO. Clair wants to show off Pokémon's next generation of starters and offers us a meme in this trying time. Also, a fan submission causes us to talk about our DnD campaign for like five minutes! If you're gonna say it...Say It With LEGOs!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> On today's exceedingly regular episode, we make a podcast that is just for us. Brianna wants her clothing to change sizes and her video games to be in LEGO. Clair wants to show off Pokémon's next generation of starters and offers us a meme in this trying time. Also, a fan submission causes us to talk about our DnD campaign for like five minutes! If you're gonna say it...Say It With LEGOs!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 19 51:33 Yes full Ep. 18 - Our Commanding Officer is a Dickwad (and is Going to Betray Us) Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:00:00 -0800 Welcome to Salt Cravings, your source for the hottest news and best cravings! Today, we investigate spice, eSports, playgrounds and genre fiction. Our top story this week...Our Commanding Officer is a Dickwad (and is Going to Betray Us)!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Axe four stocks SilentWolf in less than a minute Evo 2014

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Welcome to Salt Cravings, your source for the hottest news and best cravings! Today, we investigate spice, eSports, playgrounds and genre fiction. Our top story this week...Our Commanding Officer is a Dickwad (and is Going to Betray Us)!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Axe four stocks SilentWolf in less than a minute Evo 2014

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 18 50:35 Yes full Ep. 17 - Orc Twinks Mon, 11 Feb 2019 12:00:00 -0800 Get your salt ready for this episode! Brianna fields new ideas for salad dressing and furniture pieces. Meanwhile, Clair has us do her homework. Also, we solve our first craving from a fan! Go play some beach volleyball with some...Orc Twinks!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> Get your salt ready for this episode! Brianna fields new ideas for salad dressing and furniture pieces. Meanwhile, Clair has us do her homework. Also, we solve our first craving from a fan! Go play some beach volleyball with some...Orc Twinks!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 17 54:08 Yes full Ep. 16 - Tumblr For Men Mon, 28 Jan 2019 12:00:00 -0800 Episode, booting up! Clair questions some new friends and makes some new arrangements. Meanwhile, Brianna revives a social media site and some forgotten favourites. Don't post any pictures of feet to...Tumblr For Men!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Bomb Rush Blush from the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Soundtrack

Megalovania, Spear of Justice and Battle Against A True Hero Orchestrated Covers by Sully Orchestration

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Episode, booting up! Clair questions some new friends and makes some new arrangements. Meanwhile, Brianna revives a social media site and some forgotten favourites. Don't post any pictures of feet to...Tumblr For Men!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Bomb Rush Blush from the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Soundtrack

Megalovania, Spear of Justice and Battle Against A True Hero Orchestrated Covers by Sully Orchestration

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 16 45:47 Yes full Ep. 15 - Bit By A Radioactive Pineapple Mon, 14 Jan 2019 12:00:00 -0800 This week, Brianna and Clair advocate for fruit piracy, PowerPoint heists, a new, better curling and a children’s show where trillions of people die. Come hear the swashbuckling tale of how I was...Bit By A Radioactive Pineapple!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Gang-Plank Galleon from the Super Smash Bros: Ultimate soundtrack

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> This week, Brianna and Clair advocate for fruit piracy, PowerPoint heists, a new, better curling and a children’s show where trillions of people die. Come hear the swashbuckling tale of how I was...Bit By A Radioactive Pineapple!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Gang-Plank Galleon from the Super Smash Bros: Ultimate soundtrack

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 15 57:45 Yes full Ep. 14 - Drippy Sticky Kirby Mon, 31 Dec 2018 12:00:00 -0800 It’s New Year’s! Brianna and Clair welcome in 2019 with chill vibes, retrospectives, movie ideas, and a list of things to finish. I’m so sorry that you have to hear about...Drippy Sticky Kirby!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> It’s New Year’s! Brianna and Clair welcome in 2019 with chill vibes, retrospectives, movie ideas, and a list of things to finish. I’m so sorry that you have to hear about...Drippy Sticky Kirby!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 14 44:43 Yes full Ep. 13 - Pandora's Boxing Day Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:00:00 -0800 The holidays are here, 

And so is Salt Cravings! 

We’re spreading the cheer, 

With our need-filling ravings. 

 

It comes with some spells, 

And some fun family tales, 

Santa’s ass, frozen hells, 

New traditions to hail! 

 

So wake up at dawn, 

And curl up inside, 

Relax with a yawn, 

Enjoy our gift of a ride.

 

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> The holidays are here, 

And so is Salt Cravings! 

We’re spreading the cheer, 

With our need-filling ravings. 

 

It comes with some spells, 

And some fun family tales, 

Santa’s ass, frozen hells, 

New traditions to hail! 

 

So wake up at dawn, 

And curl up inside, 

Relax with a yawn, 

Enjoy our gift of a ride.

 

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 13 48:47 Yes full Ep. 12 - The Graveyard of Elder Stars Mon, 03 Dec 2018 11:19:00 -0800 Head's up: audio for this episode is unfortunate. Sorry! Content's great, though!

Today, on Salt Cravings: Brianna looks for innovation of hair-styling and forms of worship. Meanwhile, Clair is holding out for a hero.....and a villain. Come pay your respects in...the Graveyard of Elder Stars!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> Head's up: audio for this episode is unfortunate. Sorry! Content's great, though!

Today, on Salt Cravings: Brianna looks for innovation of hair-styling and forms of worship. Meanwhile, Clair is holding out for a hero.....and a villain. Come pay your respects in...the Graveyard of Elder Stars!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 12 59:46 No full Ep. 11 - Statistically, Potentially, Eventually Wed, 21 Nov 2018 12:00:00 -0800 CONTENT WARNING: Bug talk from 18:20-25:25

This episode, Brianna and Clair discuss their favourite upcoming Smash characters, ways to get dirty, urban fantasy series and life on the mountain. This episode will certainly brighten your day...Statistically, Potentially, Eventually!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> CONTENT WARNING: Bug talk from 18:20-25:25

This episode, Brianna and Clair discuss their favourite upcoming Smash characters, ways to get dirty, urban fantasy series and life on the mountain. This episode will certainly brighten your day...Statistically, Potentially, Eventually!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 11 51:08 No full Ep. 10 - Assassin's Creed (1998) Mon, 05 Nov 2018 12:00:00 -0800 In the tenth episode of Salt Cravings, Brianna wants to go from reading books to reading cards. Meanwhile, Clair wants to go for a drive, but...later. Go find a livestream of...Assassin's Creed (1998)! 

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> In the tenth episode of Salt Cravings, Brianna wants to go from reading books to reading cards. Meanwhile, Clair wants to go for a drive, but...later. Go find a livestream of...Assassin's Creed (1998)! 

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 10 49:22 No full Ep. 9 - The Headless Vampire Horsewoman Mon, 22 Oct 2018 12:00:00 -0700 In this ~spooky~ Halloween episode of Salt Cravings, Clair carves pumpkins and considers a new life path. Meanwhile, Brianna struggles to get into the holiday spirit. Come investigate the rumours of...the Headless Vampire Horsewoman!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> In this ~spooky~ Halloween episode of Salt Cravings, Clair carves pumpkins and considers a new life path. Meanwhile, Brianna struggles to get into the holiday spirit. Come investigate the rumours of...the Headless Vampire Horsewoman!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 9 50:56 Yes full Ep. 8 - Vegan Ridley Mon, 08 Oct 2018 12:00:00 -0700 This episode, Clair redesigns breathing and bathtubs. Meanwhile, Brianna proposes a new generation of dinosaurs and fantasy TV.

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> This episode, Clair redesigns breathing and bathtubs. Meanwhile, Brianna proposes a new generation of dinosaurs and fantasy TV.

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 8 49:42 Yes full Ep. 7 - Guacamole Forcefield Mon, 24 Sep 2018 12:00:00 -0700 In this episode, Brianna and Clair invent new Pokémon, invisible furniture, books that can smell and video podcasts! Also, a new furry friend joins Salt Cravings. Take a big ol' bite of...Guacamole Forcefield!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> In this episode, Brianna and Clair invent new Pokémon, invisible furniture, books that can smell and video podcasts! Also, a new furry friend joins Salt Cravings. Take a big ol' bite of...Guacamole Forcefield!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 7 57:12 Yes full Ep. 6 - Shrek 10: The Little Mermaid Mon, 10 Sep 2018 12:00:00 -0700 In this episode, Clair gushes about Avatar and the Switch. Meanwhile, Brianna tries to outsource some ideas for stories and songs. Don't miss the premiere of...Shrek 10: The Little Mermaid!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Agni Kai from the Avatar: The Last Airbender soundtrack

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]]> In this episode, Clair gushes about Avatar and the Switch. Meanwhile, Brianna tries to outsource some ideas for stories and songs. Don't miss the premiere of...Shrek 10: The Little Mermaid!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Agni Kai from the Avatar: The Last Airbender soundtrack

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 6 1:00:19 No full Ep. 5 - The Potato Snake Mon, 27 Aug 2018 11:00:00 -0700 This episode, Brianna and Clair talk about 50's energy, hug energy, Maritime energy, sleepover energy, and energy energy. Keep a careful watch for...The Potato Snake!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

When I’m Up (I Can’t Get Down) by Great Big Sea

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]]> This episode, Brianna and Clair talk about 50's energy, hug energy, Maritime energy, sleepover energy, and energy energy. Keep a careful watch for...The Potato Snake!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

When I’m Up (I Can’t Get Down) by Great Big Sea

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 5 51:27 No full Ep. 4 - Robot Loving Robot Mon, 13 Aug 2018 11:00:00 -0700 This episode, Clair wants to have a gay dance on her perfect farm. Meanwhile, Brianna wants to spend some quality time with her friends...in space. Come and sail the seas with us on...Robot Loving Robot!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Summer (Nature's Crescendo) from the Stardew Valley OST by ConcernedApe

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]]> This episode, Clair wants to have a gay dance on her perfect farm. Meanwhile, Brianna wants to spend some quality time with her friends...in space. Come and sail the seas with us on...Robot Loving Robot!

Music: Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Summer (Nature's Crescendo) from the Stardew Valley OST by ConcernedApe

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 4 49:34 No full Ep. 3 - The Gingerbread King Mon, 30 Jul 2018 11:30:00 -0700 Clair and Brianna discuss the tyranny of bread, the beach, boobs and the Burger King. Time to go tweet about...The Gingerbread King!

Music: Clark Powell

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]]> Clair and Brianna discuss the tyranny of bread, the beach, boobs and the Burger King. Time to go tweet about...The Gingerbread King!

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 3 41:35 No full Ep. 2 - That Denny's Rush Mon, 16 Jul 2018 12:00:00 -0700 In this episode of Salt Cravings, Clair wants to eat your leftovers and talk to you on the bus. Meanwhile, Brianna wants to close her browser and just...get away for a while. Let’s try another timeline on...That Denny’s Rush!

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> In this episode of Salt Cravings, Clair wants to eat your leftovers and talk to you on the bus. Meanwhile, Brianna wants to close her browser and just...get away for a while. Let’s try another timeline on...That Denny’s Rush!

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 2 34:28 No full Ep. 1 - Letters to the Moon Mon, 02 Jul 2018 10:30:00 -0700 Clair and Brianna start the first proper episode of the podcast by craving meat, men, the moon, and MMOs.

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

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]]> Clair and Brianna start the first proper episode of the podcast by craving meat, men, the moon, and MMOs.

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 1 45:27 Yes full Ep. 0 - What If We Kill Our Podcast? Mon, 02 Jul 2018 08:30:00 -0700 In this special preview episode, Clair and Brianna figure out what Salt Cravings is all about, by flinging ideas at each other until one actually sticks.

Note: this episode is us actually deciding what structure our podcast will have, so it's different from future Salt Cravings episodes. Don't worry though, it's still funny. We're always funny.

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> In this special preview episode, Clair and Brianna figure out what Salt Cravings is all about, by flinging ideas at each other until one actually sticks.

Note: this episode is us actually deciding what structure our podcast will have, so it's different from future Salt Cravings episodes. Don't worry though, it's still funny. We're always funny.

Music: Clark Powell

Email: contact@saltcravings.com

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

]]> 0 46:37 No full