WEBVTT 00:00:25.956 --> 00:00:32.396 Welcome back to Salt Cravings, a regular podcast where we have regular conversations about regular topics. 00:00:32.736 --> 00:00:34.216 My name is Regular Clair. 00:00:34.496 --> 00:00:36.016 And I'm Regular Brianna. 00:00:36.116 --> 00:00:38.556 Brianna, I'd like to ask you a question. 00:00:38.716 --> 00:00:40.456 As long as it's a regular question. 00:00:40.636 --> 00:00:41.956 How regular are you? 00:00:42.356 --> 00:00:44.236 I'm fairly regular right now. 00:00:44.316 --> 00:00:47.536 My feeling on everything is regular. 00:00:47.636 --> 00:00:49.576 How regular are you today, Clair? 00:00:49.876 --> 00:00:51.296 Well, I went this morning. 00:00:55.616 --> 00:00:57.476 I didn't want to make the poop joke. 00:00:57.736 --> 00:01:03.336 I figured we weren't going to go immediately into poop jokes on our podcast, but I should have known. 00:01:03.716 --> 00:01:07.396 I should have known that that's what people we are, what podcast this is. 00:01:07.536 --> 00:01:07.896 Yeah. 00:01:07.916 --> 00:01:09.116 Welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:01:09.156 --> 00:01:10.596 A podcast about poop jokes. 00:01:11.576 --> 00:01:12.496 And cravings. 00:01:12.556 --> 00:01:13.616 For realsies. 00:01:13.896 --> 00:01:16.916 For realsies cravings, and not even regular cravings. 00:01:17.396 --> 00:01:18.896 Sometimes they're regular cravings. 00:01:19.096 --> 00:01:19.476 Yeah. 00:01:19.496 --> 00:01:21.736 Sometimes they're cravings that come up with some regularity. 00:01:21.756 --> 00:01:24.836 Do you want me to give you a craving that comes up with some regularity? 00:01:25.016 --> 00:01:27.476 Yeah, as long as it's the first time it's come up. 00:01:27.776 --> 00:01:29.156 So, I have a body. 00:01:29.356 --> 00:01:30.396 I don't know if that's... 00:01:30.696 --> 00:01:33.096 I don't think people who listen to the podcast are aware... 00:01:33.436 --> 00:01:35.616 We're not just in your ears. 00:01:35.716 --> 00:01:38.496 We actually just live in the tiny box in which you hold. 00:01:38.516 --> 00:01:39.896 Yeah, there's no physical forms. 00:01:39.916 --> 00:01:41.776 We just worm our ways through the wires. 00:01:41.796 --> 00:01:44.836 And now we're inside your head. 00:01:44.856 --> 00:01:48.196 Yeah, and that's something you have to live with now. 00:01:48.636 --> 00:01:55.496 Something we have to live with in here and in our physical forms in this zone is that we wear clothes. 00:01:55.696 --> 00:02:09.096 And the issue is, the issue with the mix of bodies and clothes is that bodies change size and clothes also change size, but they don't change size in the same way at the same time. 00:02:09.116 --> 00:02:10.116 That's true. 00:02:10.136 --> 00:02:12.316 Clothes will shrink, bodies will grow. 00:02:12.896 --> 00:02:13.696 It's a problem. 00:02:13.736 --> 00:02:27.436 It means that every so often you have to remake your wardrobe, which can be positive, but also means that like, oh damn, I guess I have to buy new leggings because all of my leggings are either too big or too small and they keep falling down or I can't get them on. 00:02:28.696 --> 00:02:34.276 And basically, Clair, I just want clothes that change sizes and just like stay fitting the body. 00:02:34.476 --> 00:02:36.216 And I need a way to solve this craving. 00:02:36.396 --> 00:02:42.816 Yeah, I'm really glad that you've asked me this because I have the perfect solution. 00:02:42.836 --> 00:02:43.696 Oh, do you? 00:02:43.756 --> 00:02:45.016 All right, fashion designer Clair. 00:02:45.136 --> 00:02:55.016 It is a fashion design thing and it is because it's the beautiful creation by Edna from The Incredibles for Elastic Girl. 00:02:55.036 --> 00:02:58.376 We're just gonna all wear Elastic Girl's suit now. 00:02:58.396 --> 00:03:01.056 God, you know, I think I could make that work. 00:03:01.116 --> 00:03:01.696 Yeah. 00:03:01.756 --> 00:03:03.396 I think that'd be pretty sick. 00:03:03.456 --> 00:03:06.376 Is it just Elastic Girl's suit that changes size? 00:03:06.396 --> 00:03:08.036 Do the kids' suits change size? 00:03:08.056 --> 00:03:12.436 I'm sure they do, but Elastic Girl can be any shape. 00:03:12.456 --> 00:03:12.796 Yeah. 00:03:12.816 --> 00:03:14.616 Have you got eight feet long legs? 00:03:14.756 --> 00:03:15.436 That's fine. 00:03:15.496 --> 00:03:17.196 Elastic Girl's suit will fit you. 00:03:17.356 --> 00:03:20.316 It just feels like it's some sort of super spandex, you know? 00:03:20.336 --> 00:03:21.796 Ooh, super spandex. 00:03:21.816 --> 00:03:22.616 Super spandex. 00:03:22.636 --> 00:03:25.336 That's the new material that all clothing must be made out of. 00:03:25.396 --> 00:03:28.676 It's the new regulatory clothing material. 00:03:29.236 --> 00:03:32.476 So are there super spandex Speedos? 00:03:35.196 --> 00:03:37.336 Probably, but at what cost? 00:03:37.556 --> 00:03:39.776 I mean, at what cost are Speedos a thing? 00:03:39.996 --> 00:03:43.196 Yeah, like, okay, wait, let's just like, who are Speedos for? 00:03:43.436 --> 00:03:46.296 Like, who is the intended audience of Speedos? 00:03:46.756 --> 00:03:53.796 Someone who wants to sunbathe with the absolute least amount of thing on their body, probably. 00:03:53.816 --> 00:03:59.676 Yeah, I mean, that makes sense, but it just feels like, like swim shorts exist for a reason, you know? 00:03:59.696 --> 00:04:01.396 But then you're not gonna tan your cheeks. 00:04:01.816 --> 00:04:05.536 I don't, like, why do you wanna tan your cheeks though? 00:04:05.556 --> 00:04:07.736 Who wants their butt to be tan? 00:04:07.816 --> 00:04:10.856 Oh, I couldn't give you a reason why someone wants to do that. 00:04:10.876 --> 00:04:12.536 I just, that's the reason. 00:04:12.656 --> 00:04:18.136 I mean, I guess it just feels like, it just feels like something that shouldn't be there. 00:04:18.356 --> 00:04:22.336 Speedos are filling a niche that I don't want to exist. 00:04:22.396 --> 00:04:25.396 Speedos are a product of evolution that shouldn't have happened. 00:04:28.096 --> 00:04:32.776 It's really cool, cause back in like caveman days, you had spears and speedos. 00:04:32.796 --> 00:04:38.176 That was actually the game, is you had to like rip each other's speedos off with only the tip of your sphere. 00:04:38.316 --> 00:04:41.096 That's how you get the distinction of shirts and skins. 00:04:41.676 --> 00:04:45.556 Yeah, it's like capture the flag, but you just have to steal each other's speedos. 00:04:45.976 --> 00:04:48.656 I feel, okay, isn't that Turkish oil wrestling? 00:04:48.696 --> 00:04:49.596 Isn't that what that is? 00:04:49.616 --> 00:04:51.656 I don't know what that is. 00:04:51.676 --> 00:04:57.696 Okay, so from my understanding, Turkish oil wrestling is a sport wherein- 00:04:57.776 --> 00:04:59.236 You steal each other's speedos. 00:04:59.676 --> 00:05:11.016 You both get completely oiled up and wrestle and are trying to, I think it is like literally grab, it's either a flag from the other person's shorts or it may just be the other person's shorts. 00:05:11.256 --> 00:05:12.336 Both options are good. 00:05:12.356 --> 00:05:13.736 The second option is better. 00:05:13.776 --> 00:05:15.176 The second option is much better. 00:05:15.256 --> 00:05:18.876 And also like if that isn't Turkish oil wrestling, we're making it now. 00:05:19.636 --> 00:05:22.796 Or, you know, it's already been made because that's how speedos were developed. 00:05:22.796 --> 00:05:23.556 That's a really good solution. 00:05:23.576 --> 00:05:28.096 I'm glad that that is the oldest game that's existed for many thousands of years. 00:05:28.776 --> 00:05:29.296 And the best part- 00:05:30.296 --> 00:05:42.496 The best part about the capture the flag version is once you capture someone's speedo, they change teams to the skins team and then they have to just recruit everyone else. 00:05:42.996 --> 00:05:44.876 Oh, yeah, this makes sense. 00:05:45.116 --> 00:05:48.056 Another solution to your craving, don't wear clothes. 00:05:48.316 --> 00:05:48.816 Okay. 00:05:49.056 --> 00:05:58.736 What if instead of the clothes, we change not the clothes themselves, but all we do is change the entire culture and also control the weather. 00:05:58.756 --> 00:06:02.016 I mean, we don't really have to worry about the weather global warming's coming to help us out. 00:06:02.416 --> 00:06:04.756 Thanks, thanks, bud. 00:06:04.816 --> 00:06:09.236 It's weird how that ice age might affect our want to wear clothes. 00:06:09.476 --> 00:06:09.976 Oh, right. 00:06:09.996 --> 00:06:11.376 That's how climate change works. 00:06:11.436 --> 00:06:12.076 Yeah. 00:06:12.236 --> 00:06:19.836 So we do need to control the weather, which really has the larger benefit of changing the climate intentionally, instead of unintentionally. 00:06:19.856 --> 00:06:20.896 We've already fucked it up. 00:06:20.916 --> 00:06:21.776 We might as well. 00:06:21.856 --> 00:06:23.376 Like, fuck it up for a purpose. 00:06:24.376 --> 00:06:30.576 Changing the culture to just be like very much, not even just pro nudity, but like nudity is the only option. 00:06:31.256 --> 00:06:39.536 Yeah, I mean, why, give me one good reason clothes should exist in a culture where it doesn't matter and the weather does not affect you. 00:06:39.636 --> 00:06:41.216 The thing is, I can't give you the- 00:06:41.236 --> 00:06:41.856 No, I can. 00:06:41.996 --> 00:06:42.296 What? 00:06:42.316 --> 00:06:42.776 Pockets. 00:06:43.776 --> 00:06:45.056 Yeah, but we don't get pockets anyway. 00:06:47.996 --> 00:06:50.076 Listen, our clothes don't have pockets already. 00:06:50.096 --> 00:06:51.656 Why are we wearing clothes without pockets? 00:06:51.676 --> 00:06:52.436 Fuck, true. 00:06:54.016 --> 00:06:56.096 And also like pocket privilege, you know? 00:06:56.116 --> 00:06:59.076 Some people get to wear clothes that have pockets, and that's like- 00:06:59.736 --> 00:07:03.076 Every time I put jeans on, jeans have pockets. 00:07:03.376 --> 00:07:09.416 It is the only time I ever wanna wear jeans over a skirt, and so I can put some keys in a pocket. 00:07:09.556 --> 00:07:16.796 I have like one or two dresses that have pockets in them, and they're literally my favorite articles of clothing, because that's the only thing that I need. 00:07:17.276 --> 00:07:27.176 I am so envious and amazed at people who don't have to carry a bag around with them because they just have things in their pockets. 00:07:27.316 --> 00:07:30.816 They just pull a watermelon out of their pocket. 00:07:31.056 --> 00:07:33.556 And that's just like a thing that they get. 00:07:33.556 --> 00:07:38.396 It's just like, oh yeah, I'm wearing this type of clothing, and therefore I just have pockets everywhere. 00:07:38.616 --> 00:07:40.856 How do you get that privilege? 00:07:40.876 --> 00:07:41.876 How does this happen? 00:07:41.896 --> 00:07:47.696 I mean, I know how you get the privilege of the privileges by wearing mass clothing, but I'm mad about it. 00:07:47.716 --> 00:07:52.456 I'm mad about it, and the only equal solution is all nudity. 00:07:52.816 --> 00:08:02.336 You know how like in a lot of like authoritarian, scared dystopias of just like, they make it so that all people have to wear like the same clothes? 00:08:03.876 --> 00:08:04.316 That. 00:08:04.336 --> 00:08:05.616 It's always the gray bag. 00:08:05.616 --> 00:08:09.376 It's always the gray bag, but instead of that, it's nudity, you know? 00:08:09.396 --> 00:08:15.396 I mean, we could also, like just the best of both worlds, we could develop skin pockets like kangaroos. 00:08:17.636 --> 00:08:19.196 Okay, well I don't, hmm. 00:08:19.396 --> 00:08:23.336 Okay, well, yeah, hmm, so how would we do that? 00:08:23.476 --> 00:08:24.416 GMO human. 00:08:24.816 --> 00:08:26.276 Oh, that makes so much sense. 00:08:26.296 --> 00:08:29.576 Where are you gonna put your baby when you don't have your backpack? 00:08:29.796 --> 00:08:32.776 You just put them in your front backpack skin. 00:08:33.056 --> 00:08:38.936 Can I just say that the other day on public transit, I saw someone wearing a backpack that had a dog sticking out of it. 00:08:40.056 --> 00:08:44.396 On their back, and there's just a tiny little dog head going out of the backpack. 00:08:44.416 --> 00:08:47.756 I was just like, this is the ideal form of humanity. 00:08:48.476 --> 00:08:50.616 That's the inspiration for Banjo and Kazooie. 00:08:50.636 --> 00:08:53.756 God, it must be, it must be, absolutely. 00:08:53.876 --> 00:09:01.616 Also important in the thing of No More Clothes is no media gets to have characters with clothes. 00:09:01.836 --> 00:09:04.616 Because you want to teach people that- 00:09:04.636 --> 00:09:06.316 We can have the token clotheist. 00:09:06.696 --> 00:09:13.696 I guess, yeah, we can have clothed beaches. 00:09:13.716 --> 00:09:17.156 If you want to come and play in the sand, you better have a shirt on. 00:09:17.456 --> 00:09:18.696 Yeah, literally. 00:09:18.716 --> 00:09:21.456 It's just like, oh, do you not like the nudity stuff? 00:09:21.476 --> 00:09:23.416 Fine, go to one of the clothed beaches. 00:09:24.496 --> 00:09:26.536 I think that that's a much better way to do things, right? 00:09:26.556 --> 00:09:33.076 Because it makes more sense to have nothing be required and have something be optional than to have something be required. 00:09:33.176 --> 00:09:35.336 We, it's opt-in is better than opt-out. 00:09:35.376 --> 00:09:36.796 Opt-in is better than opt-out. 00:09:36.816 --> 00:09:38.356 That applies to clothing too. 00:09:38.376 --> 00:09:39.236 Yeah, obviously. 00:09:39.356 --> 00:09:43.216 If we do have to have clothes, which again, I don't want at all. 00:09:43.996 --> 00:09:48.536 I think like zip, zip-away jeans have gotten a bad rap. 00:09:48.816 --> 00:09:50.816 Oh, we can just put zippers on everything. 00:09:50.836 --> 00:09:55.476 Yeah, zippers on things that help you expand those things or shrink those things. 00:09:56.636 --> 00:09:56.956 What? 00:09:56.996 --> 00:09:59.056 Zipper underwear, zipper socks. 00:10:02.036 --> 00:10:06.736 Okay, so just like to change the size of the underwear and socks or like for other purposes? 00:10:07.076 --> 00:10:08.716 Well, you can just zip them off. 00:10:09.276 --> 00:10:14.256 Well, you get your zip away pants and now they're off, but what are you going to do after that? 00:10:14.496 --> 00:10:16.756 Now you're going to struggle to take your underwear off? 00:10:16.836 --> 00:10:18.836 No, you just zip that right off. 00:10:21.116 --> 00:10:34.476 It's like, you know, when they test a car and it's like zero to a hundred and six seconds, the test for any good pair of clothing, any good outfit is fully closed to nude in under five seconds. 00:10:36.476 --> 00:10:40.616 How quick can you take off every piece of clothing on your body? 00:10:41.576 --> 00:10:43.656 It's the opposite of stripping. 00:10:43.896 --> 00:10:45.376 Now it's a speed round. 00:10:45.396 --> 00:10:50.696 This is the speed category of stripping. 00:10:50.716 --> 00:10:52.356 The speed runs stripping. 00:10:52.596 --> 00:10:54.216 Speed running stripping. 00:10:54.336 --> 00:10:56.316 Yeah, I think this is really the best idea we have. 00:10:56.336 --> 00:11:00.776 It's just like zippers or no clothing or zippers that help it be no clothing. 00:11:00.816 --> 00:11:12.756 Maybe there's just zippers that strategically, hey, okay, so what about zippers that unzip in certain ways to just have just like a very seductive nudity, right? 00:11:12.776 --> 00:11:15.656 Of just like you unzip to a certain degree. 00:11:15.656 --> 00:11:19.356 Oh, and then that zipper is done to reveal a second zipper. 00:11:19.376 --> 00:11:22.256 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 00:11:22.276 --> 00:11:23.176 Zippers on zippers. 00:11:23.276 --> 00:11:35.196 Wow, so it's like, it's a new level of stripping where it's like, you can go as fast as you want, but there are like 20 zippers on this one piece of clothing. 00:11:35.636 --> 00:11:37.516 So it's still really slow. 00:11:37.556 --> 00:11:40.056 Yeah, everyone can go super fast. 00:11:40.076 --> 00:11:44.416 I love this because it's everyone's just gonna look like they're in a parka all the time. 00:11:44.576 --> 00:11:48.936 And that is the ideal form of this because then it doesn't matter if things fit. 00:11:49.216 --> 00:11:50.976 Everyone just wear clothing that's too big for you. 00:11:50.996 --> 00:11:52.996 We just assigned them their big gray bag. 00:11:53.316 --> 00:11:55.136 Big gray bags, exactly. 00:11:55.156 --> 00:11:59.416 We assigned them their big gray bags and then no one has to worry about this ever again. 00:11:59.616 --> 00:12:00.636 Actually, it's not gray. 00:12:00.656 --> 00:12:04.376 At five years, you get to pick your favorite color and then that's your color bag. 00:12:04.396 --> 00:12:07.456 And then you never get to run away from five-year-old you ever again. 00:12:09.816 --> 00:12:12.256 What five-year-old you have chosen for your bag color? 00:12:12.276 --> 00:12:12.676 Green. 00:12:12.836 --> 00:12:17.376 Yeah, I think my five-year-old self would have chosen purple, which like I would still be on. 00:12:17.396 --> 00:12:23.136 I want, see, that makes me jealous because I would have chosen purple as an adult, but I would have been stuck with my green bag. 00:12:23.176 --> 00:12:26.216 And if you switch bags with someone else, how will they know? 00:12:26.576 --> 00:12:28.656 Unless you register everyone's color? 00:12:28.676 --> 00:12:34.556 Yeah, this feels like a really overcomplicated way to do this because our goal here... 00:12:34.576 --> 00:12:40.876 No, see, in our dystopia, we could just give everyone a gray bag and not register, and that sounds much simpler. 00:12:40.956 --> 00:12:44.276 But then people will find other ways to accessorize, right? 00:12:44.296 --> 00:12:47.576 It's like school uniforms, which of course are a dystopia of their own. 00:12:49.296 --> 00:12:53.696 Like people find ways to make it their own and customize it, accessorize and stuff like that. 00:12:54.016 --> 00:12:56.176 I made my green bag into some earrings. 00:12:56.696 --> 00:12:57.896 Yeah, exactly. 00:12:57.916 --> 00:13:01.876 I don't have any clothes anymore. 00:13:01.896 --> 00:13:03.136 How many bags do you get? 00:13:03.156 --> 00:13:03.796 Do you just get one? 00:13:03.816 --> 00:13:04.796 You just get the one. 00:13:05.036 --> 00:13:06.336 What happens on laundry day? 00:13:06.436 --> 00:13:07.716 You don't have to wash it. 00:13:07.756 --> 00:13:09.376 Nobody washes their bag. 00:13:09.396 --> 00:13:10.296 You're all evil. 00:13:10.436 --> 00:13:11.936 Oh, this is so gross. 00:13:12.576 --> 00:13:13.936 This is disgusting. 00:13:13.956 --> 00:13:15.236 And it stretches to fit you. 00:13:15.236 --> 00:13:17.596 It's the perfect solution. 00:13:17.616 --> 00:13:18.896 Yeah, this is a good idea. 00:13:18.916 --> 00:13:20.596 These were all good ideas. 00:13:20.616 --> 00:13:21.336 All good ideas. 00:13:21.416 --> 00:13:23.356 I feel like my craving has been solved. 00:13:24.036 --> 00:13:28.316 Do you have a craving that needs solving with such good ideas as these? 00:13:28.656 --> 00:13:31.816 Yeah, it's not so much a craving. 00:13:32.136 --> 00:13:34.036 Okay, well, you can't do it then. 00:13:34.036 --> 00:13:36.296 That's not what the show is, Clair. 00:13:36.516 --> 00:13:38.396 The show is about cravings. 00:13:38.616 --> 00:13:41.296 If it's not a craving, you can't talk about it on the show. 00:13:41.316 --> 00:13:43.216 Okay, let me just finish. 00:13:43.596 --> 00:13:44.116 All right. 00:13:44.476 --> 00:13:44.856 All right. 00:13:45.136 --> 00:13:46.656 And then we'll see. 00:13:46.676 --> 00:13:48.196 Then you'll see. 00:13:48.456 --> 00:13:51.516 So, Pokémon Sword and Shield got announced recently. 00:13:53.736 --> 00:13:55.896 And so, there are the three starters. 00:13:55.916 --> 00:13:59.956 There's Grookey, I almost said Incineroar, Scorbunny. 00:14:00.336 --> 00:14:01.396 Incinascorbunny. 00:14:01.396 --> 00:14:02.816 Incinascorbunny. 00:14:03.576 --> 00:14:05.476 And the anxious one. 00:14:05.736 --> 00:14:06.356 Sobble. 00:14:06.376 --> 00:14:07.276 Sobble, thank you. 00:14:07.336 --> 00:14:08.736 Sobble, my child. 00:14:09.196 --> 00:14:10.396 My child. 00:14:10.716 --> 00:14:12.876 Me, just holding Sobble in my hands. 00:14:13.496 --> 00:14:14.196 Baby. 00:14:15.296 --> 00:14:26.016 So, what's really interesting, and I heard this from my uncle at Nintendo, that if you go on the website, I fucking can't stand you. 00:14:26.416 --> 00:14:36.536 If you refresh the website exactly 150 times, it has to absolutely refresh 100%, and you have to refresh it in under an hour, 150 times. 00:14:36.756 --> 00:14:40.116 If you do that, it will just display the whole Pokédex. 00:14:40.536 --> 00:14:47.116 And now, I just wanna go over these Pokémon that we've seen on the official website. 00:14:47.216 --> 00:14:52.316 So, my question to you, what does your baby's sobble turn into? 00:14:52.556 --> 00:14:56.676 Like, just describe what you saw, because you already know for a fact what it is. 00:14:56.816 --> 00:14:59.496 So, okay, let me take a look and just see. 00:14:59.516 --> 00:15:03.296 Okay, so it looks like it got spikes somehow. 00:15:03.436 --> 00:15:04.116 Yeah, okay. 00:15:04.396 --> 00:15:06.136 It's no longer anxious, is it? 00:15:06.316 --> 00:15:09.696 No, it's really actually like violent. 00:15:09.696 --> 00:15:10.916 It's really vicious. 00:15:11.876 --> 00:15:16.236 It never actually saw to its anxieties and has continued a cycle of... 00:15:16.396 --> 00:15:21.276 Yeah, if you actually look really close, you can see that in the third evolution, its eyes turned bright red. 00:15:21.296 --> 00:15:25.816 Okay, it's weird because you can only see that at a certain angle. 00:15:25.836 --> 00:15:32.336 It's sort of like a holographic card where if you look just right, if you stare into its eyes, it will see into your soul. 00:15:32.376 --> 00:15:42.836 Yeah, and the other detail about it that's important is it's now a water poison type, and you can tell that by the way that the water that was in its mouth is now poison. 00:15:43.076 --> 00:15:44.616 The eye is just drooling poison? 00:15:44.636 --> 00:15:45.736 It's drooling poison. 00:15:45.856 --> 00:15:46.556 Oh, okay. 00:15:46.936 --> 00:15:55.996 And it's like smiling constantly, and it's really unnerving because it's a big like toothy smile with extremely sharp teeth. 00:15:56.156 --> 00:15:57.796 Yeah, that is what I'm saying. 00:15:58.096 --> 00:16:01.836 It's really unsettling, and it's just so big. 00:16:02.056 --> 00:16:03.036 It's so big. 00:16:03.436 --> 00:16:05.456 It's like the size of a dinosaur. 00:16:05.736 --> 00:16:08.296 If you look really close, you can actually see the trainer for scale. 00:16:09.156 --> 00:16:14.036 It actually has the trainer in its stomach because it has just eaten its trainer. 00:16:14.136 --> 00:16:15.976 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. 00:16:15.996 --> 00:16:17.116 No more anxiety. 00:16:17.356 --> 00:16:18.416 You are the snack. 00:16:20.736 --> 00:16:22.336 That is what it appears to be. 00:16:22.356 --> 00:16:27.716 And I, you know, I don't know how I feel about it, but I am still excited to get it to that point, you know? 00:16:27.916 --> 00:16:28.456 Yeah. 00:16:28.756 --> 00:16:31.376 What is, what's your one that you're gonna go for? 00:16:31.396 --> 00:16:34.436 I thought I would describe Scorebunny's final evolution. 00:16:34.456 --> 00:16:38.936 Yeah, tell me about Scorebunny's final evolution, because like it's an interesting look. 00:16:39.256 --> 00:16:42.356 It moves away from fire, which is a really bold move on Game Freaks. 00:16:42.376 --> 00:16:43.336 That's a really, yeah. 00:16:43.596 --> 00:16:49.796 It actually turns into a metal type, and it is just called the Inheritance. 00:16:50.356 --> 00:16:51.816 And it is just all about money. 00:16:51.836 --> 00:16:54.696 It just has stacks and stacks of money. 00:16:55.016 --> 00:16:56.316 You know Scrooge McDuck? 00:16:56.476 --> 00:17:01.316 It kind of looks like Scrooge McDuck on many, many piles of money, but it is just a rabbit. 00:17:01.516 --> 00:17:03.256 Yeah, that's really interesting. 00:17:03.276 --> 00:17:05.676 It's kind of like what if Bugs Bunny was Scrooge McDuck? 00:17:05.696 --> 00:17:11.856 It's great too, because they actually got the voice actor from Scrooge McDuck to voice all of the character moves. 00:17:12.276 --> 00:17:13.756 Oh, that's really interesting. 00:17:13.776 --> 00:17:15.296 I didn't, how'd you find that out? 00:17:15.716 --> 00:17:19.796 There's a button that if you click on it, it will scream at you. 00:17:20.376 --> 00:17:21.096 Oh, interesting. 00:17:21.116 --> 00:17:22.096 I didn't try out that button. 00:17:22.196 --> 00:17:25.036 Hey, can I try out that button for Sobble's Final Evolution real quick? 00:17:25.056 --> 00:17:25.276 No. 00:17:30.016 --> 00:17:31.776 Wow, that's a really intense one. 00:17:31.976 --> 00:17:33.916 Is it just a full on metal type? 00:17:34.116 --> 00:17:37.496 I think it's metal and green type. 00:17:37.896 --> 00:17:38.396 Sorry. 00:17:39.776 --> 00:17:40.396 Sorry, which one? 00:17:40.796 --> 00:17:41.616 Metal and green. 00:17:44.036 --> 00:17:48.176 Can you explain, does it show anywhere on the website about what green type is? 00:17:48.696 --> 00:17:50.136 I mean, you have to pay to find out. 00:17:51.676 --> 00:17:56.236 Yeah. 00:17:56.256 --> 00:17:58.556 I like how it has earrings that are coins. 00:17:58.836 --> 00:18:03.616 When it does attack, it just turns into a bunch of coins and then shoots itself at you. 00:18:03.636 --> 00:18:05.516 It's like an anamorph, but with money. 00:18:05.536 --> 00:18:07.256 An anamorph, but with money. 00:18:07.276 --> 00:18:08.856 Yeah, that does make sense. 00:18:09.096 --> 00:18:11.236 Terrifying, deeply terrifying. 00:18:11.276 --> 00:18:12.796 Yeah, I mean, that's the point. 00:18:12.816 --> 00:18:14.656 As terrifying as capitalists are, you know? 00:18:14.756 --> 00:18:17.616 Yeah, I mean, you have dinosaurs and capitalists. 00:18:17.656 --> 00:18:20.836 Do you want to describe for me Grookey's final evolution? 00:18:20.856 --> 00:18:22.436 I'd say we could do it together maybe. 00:18:22.456 --> 00:18:24.996 Yeah, it's sort of a team effort. 00:18:25.096 --> 00:18:28.576 There's a lot to handle in this image that we are both looking at. 00:18:28.716 --> 00:18:32.896 I mean, the first thing to note is that, instead of getting bigger, they've shrunk him. 00:18:33.096 --> 00:18:42.196 Yeah, it's really weird because the only thing that has grown is the little log in its head, and the rest of the body is smaller. 00:18:42.216 --> 00:18:49.236 It's really interesting because it is just a tree with a tiny little thing at the bottom of it. 00:18:49.276 --> 00:18:54.676 And if you look very closely, there is a magnifying glass on the website that you can use. 00:18:55.496 --> 00:19:00.216 It just looks like Grookey, but it's like maybe three pixels big. 00:19:00.616 --> 00:19:05.136 Yeah, they didn't really change anything about Grookey, except like... 00:19:05.236 --> 00:19:06.096 They just made a tree. 00:19:06.496 --> 00:19:09.456 They just kind of made a tree, but the tree is interesting. 00:19:09.476 --> 00:19:12.796 The tree is really, I think, the interesting part of it, because it isn't... 00:19:13.216 --> 00:19:14.456 You know, it's not a normal tree, right? 00:19:14.476 --> 00:19:17.096 It's not just like a cedar tree or like, yeah. 00:19:17.116 --> 00:19:19.176 It is like a demon tree. 00:19:19.176 --> 00:19:20.356 Yeah, it's a demon tree. 00:19:20.436 --> 00:19:27.276 Yeah, which is really an interesting choice on Nintendo's part to just like demon trees in the game. 00:19:27.296 --> 00:19:31.356 It does sort of feel like they are just stealing Kirby's first boss. 00:19:32.736 --> 00:19:34.516 Well, it does have a huge face on it too. 00:19:34.536 --> 00:19:35.176 Yeah, that's true. 00:19:35.376 --> 00:19:36.936 It does have a second face. 00:19:36.956 --> 00:19:38.796 But it's Nintendo, so I guess they can do that. 00:19:38.876 --> 00:19:39.396 That's true. 00:19:39.416 --> 00:19:41.496 It's not the first Pokémon with a second face. 00:19:41.736 --> 00:19:43.796 And also they can steal from Kirby if they want to. 00:19:43.796 --> 00:19:44.516 That's true. 00:19:44.756 --> 00:19:46.356 Game Freak can do whatever they want. 00:19:46.596 --> 00:19:49.676 It's interesting, because Sethoroth is also being added. 00:19:51.676 --> 00:19:52.216 And some. 00:19:52.236 --> 00:19:54.716 Well, you know what they've been saying, Pokémon is the new Smash, so. 00:19:54.736 --> 00:19:55.256 That's true. 00:19:55.376 --> 00:19:58.176 I'm having a bit of difficulty reading one of the types. 00:19:58.296 --> 00:19:58.516 Yeah. 00:19:58.536 --> 00:20:03.096 Because they did keep grass type, and I appreciate that choice, but there's another type there. 00:20:03.316 --> 00:20:04.916 Are you able to read what this one says? 00:20:05.036 --> 00:20:07.216 Oh, I don't think anyone has been able to read that. 00:20:07.476 --> 00:20:11.196 That is Grookey's original ancestry of like demon. 00:20:11.596 --> 00:20:13.236 Yeah, that does make sense. 00:20:13.276 --> 00:20:15.256 And the demon, you know, in the form of the tree. 00:20:15.276 --> 00:20:17.116 Yeah, demon tree. 00:20:17.136 --> 00:20:20.256 Which is an interesting nod to Scottish folklore. 00:20:20.416 --> 00:20:28.476 Since it's kind of based on Britain, the whole region, I think that it's interesting that they made that kind of reference there. 00:20:28.636 --> 00:20:31.236 I think that the other thing is the leaves. 00:20:31.256 --> 00:20:33.136 Do you want to tell me about the leaves of this tree? 00:20:33.136 --> 00:20:35.256 Because they're kind of sharp. 00:20:35.416 --> 00:20:36.656 Yeah, they're really sharp. 00:20:36.676 --> 00:20:38.756 They're just like razor blades. 00:20:39.116 --> 00:20:41.996 But not like individual razor blades. 00:20:42.016 --> 00:20:49.496 It's just like if you went to the store and bought a Gillette, and then it's just a bunch of Gillettes hanging off of these branches. 00:20:49.556 --> 00:20:51.656 Which is a weird form of product placement. 00:20:51.656 --> 00:20:52.676 It is, yeah. 00:20:52.836 --> 00:20:58.096 But I do appreciate the ability to take risks and try new things. 00:20:58.196 --> 00:21:04.496 I mean, it's really good though, because with inheritance and whatnot, you can buy all of... 00:21:04.596 --> 00:21:13.296 This is why inheritance is good against it, because you just buy all of its razors, and then it's left with no attack. 00:21:13.316 --> 00:21:15.356 And then you burn it. 00:21:15.496 --> 00:21:19.776 And it's good against Sabal, because it's just like you can't poison a tree, you know? 00:21:19.796 --> 00:21:20.716 That's true. 00:21:20.856 --> 00:21:23.396 No one has ever successfully poisoned a tree before. 00:21:23.416 --> 00:21:24.096 That's true. 00:21:24.156 --> 00:21:30.036 And also, I forgot to mention Sabal's final evolution names, that it's actually named Kill. 00:21:32.116 --> 00:21:32.896 I love Kill. 00:21:34.036 --> 00:21:38.436 In this world, it's Kill or Inheritance or... 00:21:39.016 --> 00:21:40.596 Tree. 00:21:40.696 --> 00:21:43.136 No, actually, it's just called Groot Tree. 00:21:43.376 --> 00:21:44.116 Groot Tree. 00:21:44.796 --> 00:21:50.076 There's a Pokémon mod for Minecraft that has items that allow you to summon legendaries. 00:21:50.136 --> 00:22:01.596 My favorite thing in Pixelmon mod for Minecraft is that in order to summon the birds of the Zapdos, Moltres, Articuno, you have to get specific orbs and then you have to fill it with souls. 00:22:02.056 --> 00:22:03.196 Oh, good. 00:22:03.416 --> 00:22:15.436 Of just by defeating Pokémon, that adds a soul to it, and you have to defeat 300 and then you can summon the legendary, which is so metal and also makes a lot of sense. 00:22:15.456 --> 00:22:27.436 It does kind of explain why on the website it says that you have to murder the opponent's Pokémon now and just collect their souls and then you will get Kill or Inheritance or Loot Tree. 00:22:27.516 --> 00:22:29.496 And this is why it's called Pokémon Sword and Shield. 00:22:29.516 --> 00:22:34.036 As we were saying on Twitter recently, the only item you have is a sword and you stab. 00:22:34.096 --> 00:22:34.996 Or shield, right? 00:22:35.016 --> 00:22:36.516 You have sword and you have shield. 00:22:36.636 --> 00:22:44.516 Of course, there's been lots of people speculating about whether gun, the secret third item will exist, but I think they're gonna leave that for like Pokémon Gun. 00:22:44.536 --> 00:22:45.276 It's the Elite Four. 00:22:45.436 --> 00:22:47.236 I mean, the Elite Four might just have guns. 00:22:47.436 --> 00:22:47.836