SPEAKER_1: Hey everyone, and welcome to Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_1: My name's Brianna.
SPEAKER_2: And my name's Clair.
SPEAKER_1: And this is now a Smart Girls podcast, because we just graduated, and we have degrees now.
SPEAKER_1: Which means we're brilliant, and should be looked up to for advice and for information.
SPEAKER_1: We're brilliant, and completely the most intelligent.
SPEAKER_1: So, Clair, I think what the people want and need is information that we have, now that we're degreed and smart.
SPEAKER_1: So, like, what is some things that you know, now that you have your degree?
SPEAKER_2: I definitely know what a Smart Girl podcast is, and definitely not hearing about that for the first time.
SPEAKER_1: Well, yeah, this is what this is.
SPEAKER_1: It's a Smart Girl podcast, which, you know, for those of you who may not have degrees and may not know, it means that essentially we're experts.
SPEAKER_2: It's a whole genre?
SPEAKER_1: It's a whole genre.
SPEAKER_1: It's where girls who are women, who are experts, talk about how smart they are and the expertise that they have.
SPEAKER_1: And people listen and go, huh, I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_1: But now I know that I'm learning.
SPEAKER_1: This is learning.
SPEAKER_2: OK, so we are an educational podcast.
SPEAKER_1: We're an educational podcast.
SPEAKER_1: It's very important.
SPEAKER_1: You know, now we have the ability to educate people.
SPEAKER_1: Before, we had no knowledge whatsoever.
SPEAKER_1: Nothing, nothing.
SPEAKER_1: But now we have degrees and now we have all the knowledge.
SPEAKER_2: OK, all right.
SPEAKER_1: In our specific areas, of course.
SPEAKER_1: Do you have knowledge that you want to share, you know, to educate the populace on your field of study?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_2: Every vector can be split into the range space and the null space.
SPEAKER_1: Hmm, all right, all right.
SPEAKER_1: My knowledge of the day is that literature is bad.
SPEAKER_1: Here's a good one.
SPEAKER_1: The vowel pronunciation of Middle English is a is pronounced like a, e is pronounced like a, i is pronounced like e, and is interchangeable with y, o is pronounced like o, and u is pronounced like u.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, great.
SPEAKER_2: So we have a, e, i, e, u.
SPEAKER_1: It's a, a, e, o, u.
SPEAKER_2: And sometimes u.
SPEAKER_1: And sometimes, and sometimes e.
SPEAKER_2: Great.
SPEAKER_1: There you go.
SPEAKER_1: There's some fun information, you know, tell your friends about Middle English.
SPEAKER_2: What's e again in Middle English?
SPEAKER_1: E is a.
SPEAKER_2: OK, so that's some ne information.
SPEAKER_1: Exactly.
SPEAKER_1: Also, if there's an e at the end of a word, you just put an u at the end there.
SPEAKER_1: Like a word like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_2: It's like the original Canadian a, but it's just a.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_2: It's like, how you doing a?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_1: Exactly.
SPEAKER_1: It's like, what if someone was spelling Clair the wrong way and had an e at the end?
SPEAKER_1: And in that case, it would be...
SPEAKER_2: Well, that would be Clair-a.
SPEAKER_1: Yes, it would.
SPEAKER_1: It would be Clair-a versus yours, which is Clair.
SPEAKER_2: Great.
SPEAKER_1: There's some important information.
SPEAKER_1: Thanks for educating.
SPEAKER_1: We're going to be educating throughout the episode, I think, like, now that we are smart because we have degrees and that's the only measure of intelligence in the entire world, I think it's pretty clear that everything that we say is going to be educational.
SPEAKER_1: So, Clair, do you have a do you have a craving that, you know, will work our newfound brilliance into discussing?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I think I do.
SPEAKER_2: I think it's perfect.
SPEAKER_2: So since we've graduated, my next craving is grad school.
SPEAKER_2: Why?
SPEAKER_2: Um, do we ever justify our cravings?
SPEAKER_1: Well, I just, I need to know why you are craving the idea of going back to school.
SPEAKER_2: But it's grad school.
SPEAKER_1: Well, yes, yes, yes, I know it's grad school, but it's still school, Clair.
SPEAKER_1: We've spent so many years in school, and your first craving now that you've graduated is, I wanna go back to school.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, but it's grad school, where you can write things and be important.
SPEAKER_1: Well, I hope that it's clear that now that we have degrees, we are important no matter what.
SPEAKER_2: Right, but what about the Smart Girl Plus podcast genre?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, the Smart Girl, I didn't consider this.
SPEAKER_1: But the thing about grad school is like, you get a master's and then it's the Smart Girl Plus, and then you get a PhD and it's new Smart Girls Plus.
SPEAKER_1: 3D.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, no, I wanna go to grad school because in grad school, you write a thesis, and I actually never got to write a thesis, even though my degree was an honors degree.
SPEAKER_2: It was the only honors degree in the math department that you didn't have to write a thesis, and due to being in school for so long, I chose not to.
SPEAKER_2: So now I want to, and so you've written a thesis.
SPEAKER_1: I did, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: The end of my degree involved me writing a thesis on collaborative storytelling and the way that authorship models can marginalize people, and specifically using the example of Dorothy and William Wordsworth, who were a sister-brother pair, where Dorothy did a lot of work and didn't get a lot of credit.
SPEAKER_1: Yes, I wrote this.
SPEAKER_1: This was the last thing that I did as the end of my degree.
SPEAKER_1: I submitted it a couple of weeks ago.
SPEAKER_2: So I thought maybe you could help me come up with my grad thesis.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, cool, good.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, some good ideas that are definitely very good and I should take to university.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, this is excellent.
SPEAKER_1: This is the ideal.
SPEAKER_1: I'm an expert now.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, this is why I'm coming to you.
SPEAKER_1: I'm an expert on writing a thesis because I wrote one thesis.
SPEAKER_1: So that makes me an expert.
SPEAKER_1: And in my expertise, so you've got to choose something that you're interested in.
SPEAKER_2: You have to form it as a question, right?
SPEAKER_1: I guess, yeah, that's usually how you start is by thinking of a question.
SPEAKER_1: What questions are interesting to you?
SPEAKER_1: I think I already know that one of them, of course, is gonna be, why is the Sonic the Hedgehog movie so good?
SPEAKER_1: Right, like that's a pretty clear one.
SPEAKER_2: This is a great question, but it does have to be about computers.
SPEAKER_1: So you're right.
SPEAKER_2: So here's, I like the question.
SPEAKER_2: Let me rephrase it.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_2: How can we use computers to make Sonic the Hedgehog real?
SPEAKER_2: What do we need?
SPEAKER_1: I'm imagining the title of this being like, I'm imagining the title of this being, because horrors and atrocities, a real life expedition into the unwanted and the unknown.
SPEAKER_1: God, that's very good.
SPEAKER_1: I would also suggest just like horrors and atrocities making Sonic real.
SPEAKER_1: Because like the whole point is you got to have your catchy title and then you get a colon in there, and you then get a title that explains what you're actually doing.
SPEAKER_1: Now, I've been told that this is not the only way you can do a title, and in fact, it's potentially an inferior way of doing a title.
SPEAKER_1: But I think for the purposes of this, all of these ideas need to be presented in this way.
SPEAKER_1: So I think that horrors and atrocities, I don't even remember which one you said.
SPEAKER_2: A journey into the unwanted and the unknown.
SPEAKER_1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, maybe it's just got to go fast.
SPEAKER_1: A journey into the unwanted and the unknown.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, there we go.
SPEAKER_2: That's a good thesis.
SPEAKER_2: Any other suggestions?
SPEAKER_1: What is there about computers?
SPEAKER_2: I don't know.
SPEAKER_2: I've only done six years of my degree in it.
SPEAKER_2: I guess I should know more about what computers do.
SPEAKER_1: What was your specific focus in school in terms of like what most interested you in your learning?
SPEAKER_2: Well, machine learning and artificial intelligence.
SPEAKER_1: Excellent, so...
SPEAKER_2: Oh, I got it.
SPEAKER_2: What?
SPEAKER_2: Well, how do we make a machine think it is a machine?
SPEAKER_2: Everyone's asking themselves, how do we make a machine think that it's human?
SPEAKER_2: But I want to ask...
SPEAKER_1: How do we make a machine have an identity as a machine?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Right, like just be like, I am a robot.
SPEAKER_2: Well, the first question is, how do you make a human think it's a machine?
SPEAKER_1: Well, no, I think the first question is, how do you make a human think it's a human?
SPEAKER_2: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_2: How do you make a human think that it's human?
SPEAKER_1: I don't know, I'm not human.
SPEAKER_1: Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_1: I think you have to make very clear to them, here's what a human is.
SPEAKER_2: When a baby computer is born and you swaddle it, Yes, you have to teach it.
SPEAKER_2: You whisper little secrets to it about how it is a computer.
SPEAKER_1: You are a machine.
SPEAKER_1: You will know yourself as a machine.
SPEAKER_1: You are not a human.
SPEAKER_1: Don't act like a human.
SPEAKER_1: It's pretty good, huh?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I think we nailed that one.
SPEAKER_1: I think we nailed that one.
SPEAKER_2: What's another question that I could research?
SPEAKER_2: This is gonna be like two years of my life.
SPEAKER_2: I need some meaty questions.
SPEAKER_1: All right, here's the question.
SPEAKER_1: Here's the question.
SPEAKER_2: How do you-
SPEAKER_2: I just wanna, sorry, I'm not to interrupt.
SPEAKER_2: I just wanna describe what I'm seeing.
SPEAKER_2: It is Brianna with her arms up in the air as she says, here is the question, here is the question, shaking her arms up and down.
SPEAKER_1: Here is the question.
SPEAKER_1: How do you make a robot fuck?
SPEAKER_1: Great.
SPEAKER_1: How do you make an AI want to fuck?
SPEAKER_2: Now I'm like, I'm, hmm.
SPEAKER_1: Like how do you make an AI able to give consent and able to want to have sex?
SPEAKER_2: Oh, this is, I have so many feelings on this topic though that are jokes.
SPEAKER_1: I know, there's so many actual genuine things to say about this topic.
SPEAKER_1: What?
SPEAKER_2: I don't think a robot can give consent.
SPEAKER_1: It's true.
SPEAKER_1: And I understand this argument, but this is a theoretical they're proposing.
SPEAKER_1: You don't have to actually build the robot for your thesis.
SPEAKER_1: Theses are just theoretical.
SPEAKER_1: They are meaningless and do nothing for anyone.
SPEAKER_1: Great, cool.
SPEAKER_1: So I think that more accurately is just like, what would it look like?
SPEAKER_2: No, what does consent look like from a machine?
SPEAKER_1: What does consent look like from a machine?
SPEAKER_1: How can a robot say no?
SPEAKER_2: What is the limit of X to consent as machine go to infinity?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_1: I mean, there you go.
SPEAKER_1: There's...
SPEAKER_2: Can you tell that I don't do the literature part of my degree?
SPEAKER_1: Can you tell that I don't do the computer science part?
SPEAKER_2: That's fair.
SPEAKER_2: What could a robot give consent?
SPEAKER_2: You could tell a robot to give consent.
SPEAKER_1: Right, but you need to like...
SPEAKER_2: You need to tell it to give you consent.
SPEAKER_1: You would need to determine a way for the robot to have times that it wants to and doesn't want to.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, so when does it not want to?
SPEAKER_1: When do humans not want to?
SPEAKER_2: Like a lot of the time.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, like a lot of the time, right?
SPEAKER_1: You gotta...
SPEAKER_1: I mean, maybe it's just like, I'm busy.
SPEAKER_2: The robot ate a bad turkey sandwich, and now it's just feeling...
SPEAKER_1: No, it's robot turkey.
SPEAKER_1: Clair, it's robot turkey sandwich.
SPEAKER_1: It's a robo-robot turkey sandwich.
SPEAKER_2: It had a gigabyte of a robot turkey sandwich, and that was too big of a bite.
SPEAKER_2: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_2: And so it's just feeling a little full up.
SPEAKER_1: It's feeling a little full up.
SPEAKER_2: It doesn't have any ram left in it.
SPEAKER_2: It has no more ram.
SPEAKER_2: There's no ramming for this robot.
SPEAKER_1: It also could be...
SPEAKER_1: You also would have to make a way for the robot to consider someone attractive.
SPEAKER_1: It has to be interested in a specific person, I think, too.
SPEAKER_1: So how does robot attraction work?
SPEAKER_1: How do you make a robot want to fuck you?
SPEAKER_1: Maybe it's completely random what the robot's type is.
SPEAKER_1: How do you give a robot a type?
SPEAKER_2: It's electric metal.
SPEAKER_1: Electric metal, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: How do you make a magnemite fuck?
SPEAKER_2: All right, this is the question.
SPEAKER_2: How do you make a magnemite fuck?
SPEAKER_2: My thesis, welcome.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, this is very good.
SPEAKER_2: Well, I think we have the answer, because how is a magneton born?
SPEAKER_1: Good point.
SPEAKER_2: You just stick them together, which really brings up the question, what about MagnaZone?
SPEAKER_1: A MagnaZone is just like, well-
SPEAKER_2: It's when you fuck too much and you're all one person.
SPEAKER_1: So, it's monogamy.
SPEAKER_1: And also, so a MagnaZone, the thing they don't tell you about a MagnaZone is that it's just the casing.
SPEAKER_1: Inside, there's still the three, there's still the three magnetons.
SPEAKER_2: When you take a bite out of a MagnaZone, it's just like filled with magnetons.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_1: And they're all fucking, but it's private now, and that's, you know, cause like they really wanted to respect people's privacy.
SPEAKER_1: So they just built a casing around it.
SPEAKER_1: Thanks, you know.
SPEAKER_2: Welcome to my thesis.
SPEAKER_2: It's MagnaZone, an orgy, chewy center.
SPEAKER_1: Gives a whole new meaning to nougat.
SPEAKER_1: Ah.
SPEAKER_1: Nutget.
SPEAKER_1: Thank you.
SPEAKER_1: This is a smart girl's podcast.
SPEAKER_2: Brianna, do you want to give me a craving?
SPEAKER_1: I would love to give you a craving.
SPEAKER_1: And you know, this one's pretty simple.
SPEAKER_1: Really.
SPEAKER_1: It's not super advanced, smarty stuff.
SPEAKER_1: It's really pretty simple, which is to say, Clair, I'm craving a hot shower.
SPEAKER_2: Right now?
SPEAKER_1: Like always, because I did shower before I came, but here's the problem.
SPEAKER_1: Here's the problem.
SPEAKER_1: My house is fucked.
SPEAKER_1: In terms of...
SPEAKER_2: Like a MagnaZone?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, like a MagnaZone.
SPEAKER_1: My shower is incapable of releasing hot water for an extended period of time.
SPEAKER_1: It will just randomly start going cold and then hot and then cold and then hot and then cold and then hot.
SPEAKER_1: And this morning, that was what I got to experience, was the fun of just cold, hot, cold, hot, cold, hot.
SPEAKER_1: And my roommate and the people who live upstairs get to experience a really fun thing of hearing me in the shower go, ah!
SPEAKER_1: Because like, the fucking water just turned really, really, really cold.
SPEAKER_1: Now, I talked to my landlords about this and they said, oh yeah, it's probably just because there's so many of us in the house going for water, it's nothing we can do.
SPEAKER_1: And I went, oh great, awesome.
SPEAKER_1: So I'm moving in September, but until September, I would like the ability to have a hot shower.
SPEAKER_1: So how do I ensure that my shower won't go cold every five goddamn seconds?
SPEAKER_2: Well, if I've learned anything from men's rights activists.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, good point.
SPEAKER_2: When something is going hot and cold, you should insult it.
SPEAKER_1: Hey, that makes a lot of sense.
SPEAKER_2: Just tell your shower that it's a piece of shit cuck that doesn't give anything and it needs to do better.
SPEAKER_1: The water goes cold, and I just go, you fucking beta male soy boy cuck.
SPEAKER_1: I think that that's a good one.
SPEAKER_1: Is it also worthwhile-
SPEAKER_2: Really dehumanize your shower.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, is it also worthwhile to neg my shower?
SPEAKER_2: The shower might neg back.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, that's a good point.
SPEAKER_1: What is a shower negging?
SPEAKER_1: Is it just like cold water with splashes of hot in it?
SPEAKER_2: It's just like a trickle.
SPEAKER_1: It's just a trickle.
SPEAKER_1: I think that's the most wet negging could make anything.
SPEAKER_1: So other than men rights activists-
SPEAKER_2: And their advice.
SPEAKER_1: And their advice.
SPEAKER_1: Is there other ways, is there something mechanical I could do?
SPEAKER_1: Is there some sort of-
SPEAKER_2: Get a gas-powered generator.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, great.
SPEAKER_2: And then hook it up to your shower.
SPEAKER_1: Great.
SPEAKER_1: So my one concern, this is a minor concern, I know.
SPEAKER_1: My minor concern is that you've not really articulated exactly how it's connected.
SPEAKER_1: I am a little worried that gasoline is just going to come out of the shower head.
SPEAKER_2: Gasoline does have a higher boiling point.
SPEAKER_1: Fair point.
SPEAKER_2: It's actually not true.
SPEAKER_2: It's a lower boiling point.
SPEAKER_2: I didn't do chemistry.
SPEAKER_1: I didn't do chemistry?
SPEAKER_1: What are you asking me?
SPEAKER_2: Gasoline explodes, so that's lower, right?
SPEAKER_2: Sure.
SPEAKER_2: This is science.
SPEAKER_2: Welcome to the science corner.
SPEAKER_1: Welcome to science.
SPEAKER_1: Hey, welcome to science corner.
SPEAKER_1: Hey everyone.
SPEAKER_2: This is the smart girls.
SPEAKER_1: This is the smart girl podcast, and this is science corner.
SPEAKER_1: Did you know gasoline may have a higher or lower boiling point than water?
SPEAKER_2: That's one of the two.
SPEAKER_1: It is definitely one of the two.
SPEAKER_1: It can explode.
SPEAKER_2: It can explode.
SPEAKER_2: So don't bring a lighter into the shower with you.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, dang it.
SPEAKER_1: That's what I always do.
SPEAKER_2: Don't put scented candles around the edge of your...
SPEAKER_1: That's what I always do.
SPEAKER_1: I always grab my scented candles, and then I put them on the edges of the bath, turn the shower on, and then really get that essence going, the whole environment, really.
SPEAKER_2: What I actually was thinking with the generator, you could just hook it up to your shower head as a heating thing?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, just get a hot water heater in the shower head.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: And have it go so powerful.
SPEAKER_2: It's like a blow dryer, but it's a water blower.
SPEAKER_2: Hey, instead of actually having a shower, what if you just had a portable shower where it was just like a blow dryer, but it was water instead of air, and it was hot water?
SPEAKER_2: And it's a portable hot shower.
SPEAKER_2: This is a portable hot shower for whenever you want.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: This is pretty good.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I think that that's a good call.
SPEAKER_2: What do we call it?
SPEAKER_1: So it's what?
SPEAKER_1: It's a portable-
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, we are calling it that.
SPEAKER_1: I'm not happy about it, but we are calling it that.
SPEAKER_1: That is the brand name now.
SPEAKER_1: So I think the Blowwetter is a really good idea.
SPEAKER_1: It's really good because it sounds extremely sexual, and that's the best part of it.
SPEAKER_2: I didn't think about that until like two seconds after I said it.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, no, it's-
SPEAKER_1: No, but that's what it's called now because you've said those words, and you've put that out into the universe, and now it's called a Blowwetter, Clair.
SPEAKER_1: Clair, now it's called a Blowwetter, and you have to live with that.
SPEAKER_2: Honestly, I'm happy.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, good, good.
SPEAKER_1: I'm trying to think, is there a way that I can start to siphon off hot water from somewhere else?
SPEAKER_2: What?
SPEAKER_2: To what end?
SPEAKER_2: To just like put in your water tank?
SPEAKER_1: Well, yeah, clearly, if we're all using all the hot water, clearly, according to my landlords, if we're all using the hot water, then there's gonna be no hot water remaining.
SPEAKER_1: And so clearly, we just need to be siphoning hot water from somewhere else.
SPEAKER_1: Which I think just means we run a pipe from the neighbors right beside us and just sort of take their hot water.
SPEAKER_1: Just a constant hot water heist.
SPEAKER_2: What if you take your current hot water tank and you buy a new one, but you buy a new one that has like two components and one of them goes to the downstairs where you live.
SPEAKER_2: And so that's where the actual hot water is.
SPEAKER_2: And the other side is just cold water and that goes upstairs.
SPEAKER_2: So now you have 100% of the hot water.
SPEAKER_2: And when your landlords are like, oh no, there's no more hot water.
SPEAKER_2: You just go weird.
SPEAKER_1: Weird how that happened.
SPEAKER_2: Don't look at the hot water generator.
SPEAKER_1: Looks like you might need to fix that.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I just need to break the water heater.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, that's perfect.
SPEAKER_1: I break the water heater, then they have to fix it.
SPEAKER_1: Now it may be that they're right and that it is just the fact that there are six people living under one roof.
SPEAKER_1: But I think the more likely answer is they have a secret hot water tank they're not telling us about.
SPEAKER_2: Ooh, get a private hot water tank, put it in your shower.
SPEAKER_1: A private hot water tank.
SPEAKER_1: And put it in the shower.
SPEAKER_1: That'll be great for when I slip and fall and crack my head open.
SPEAKER_2: No, you put it in the ceiling.
SPEAKER_2: You put it like it's like Spider-Man.
SPEAKER_2: It just hangs above you.
SPEAKER_1: It'll just hang up.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, great.
SPEAKER_1: How are we hanging it, Clair?
SPEAKER_1: How are we hanging it to make sure it doesn't fall on me and crush me?
SPEAKER_2: Strings.
SPEAKER_1: Can't argue with that one.
SPEAKER_1: Sounds good to me.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I think that those are pretty good solutions.
SPEAKER_2: I'm glad you think this.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: I think the Blowwetter is probably our best bet.
SPEAKER_2: So a thing happened.
SPEAKER_1: So we got some fan art, and we have not stopped dying about it since.
SPEAKER_2: We're currently dead and still dying.
SPEAKER_1: If you go and check on our Twitter account at Salt Cravings on Twitter, you'll see one of the recent posts is us retweeting a poster that was made by Carolina Cordero at Colorful underscore OT on Twitter.
SPEAKER_1: That's Colorful with the Canadian U in there.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: The best spelling of it.
SPEAKER_1: They sent us an email.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, and it had a poster for Letters to the Moon.
SPEAKER_1: Which is, which you may remember from our-
SPEAKER_2: From episode one.
SPEAKER_1: From episode one, the lesbian rom-com in space that we came up with.
SPEAKER_2: God, which is so good.
SPEAKER_1: It's so good.
SPEAKER_1: I think it's still one of our best concepts, which is excellent, because it came from literally episode one.
SPEAKER_1: And the poster for it is amazing, and I would highly recommend checking it out.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, so I guess the fan craving was making a poster.
SPEAKER_1: Is this a fan craving?
SPEAKER_2: They said that they had a craving to make a poster.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, okay, yay.
SPEAKER_1: So really, I think the solution to this craving is everyone needs to just be making a poster.
SPEAKER_2: Make posters of the Blowwetter.
SPEAKER_1: Well, mm, well, yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure, sure.
SPEAKER_1: Just really go hog wild with that one and come up with whatever.
SPEAKER_1: Also, Clair, something I wanted to bring up is I was re-listening to episode zero.
SPEAKER_1: This is sort of just craving throwbacks.
SPEAKER_1: But I was re-listening to episode zero when we brought up the craving idea, because episode zero was us deciding what this podcast was gonna be about.
SPEAKER_1: We talked about fan cravings, but instead of calling them cravings, which we decided they're called, we originally had the idea of calling it Cravings Corner.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: And that was super cute.
SPEAKER_1: And now I'm unsure if we're gonna refer to them as cravings or craving corner.
SPEAKER_2: Well, it's like any good thesis, it's cravings colon cravings corner.
SPEAKER_1: Great, great.
SPEAKER_1: So welcome to cravings colon craving corner.
SPEAKER_1: We have to say the colon every time.
SPEAKER_1: It's very important.
SPEAKER_1: This week, we're, yeah, we just are revisiting this excellent, excellent poster.
SPEAKER_2: I think we should revisit Letters to the Moon, which is, I think it deserves some like updated thoughts.
SPEAKER_1: I think, yeah, this can be a fun segment where we try to remember our ideas and like revisit them.
SPEAKER_2: Well, I remember that it's the Moon government and the Earth government trying to keep these two people apart because there's something with shipping.
SPEAKER_1: Well, yes, it was, there was like, letters were the only thing that could travel from the Earth to the Moon, because the Moon was anti-technology.
SPEAKER_1: One of them was a person who traveled to the Moon because her job was to deliver packages.
SPEAKER_2: And to deliver these letters.
SPEAKER_1: And then the other person is on Earth and they were the ones sending the letters to the Moon.
SPEAKER_1: How can we, what is revisiting this?
SPEAKER_1: How can we make this even better?
SPEAKER_1: Is this the goal of this?
SPEAKER_1: What are we doing, Clair?
SPEAKER_2: I just think it's a real good poster and I just wanted to think about it for a bit.
SPEAKER_1: So did I, I think that in light of the poster, we clearly have the whole design of the whole movie.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, I think the aesthetic is all planned out now.
SPEAKER_1: I think the aesthetic is all planned out now.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_1: Clair, how are we getting this movie made?
SPEAKER_1: So now we have a poster, now it's real.
SPEAKER_1: So how are we getting this movie made?
SPEAKER_2: Hmm, who's directing?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Who's directing?
SPEAKER_2: The M.
SPEAKER_2: Night Shyamalan.
SPEAKER_1: No, no, it isn't, you stop.
SPEAKER_1: There's no twist, there's no twist.
SPEAKER_2: The twist is the earth was the moon.
SPEAKER_1: The earth was the moon the whole time, the moon landing was faked.
SPEAKER_1: Who's some other directors that exist that aren't just-
SPEAKER_2: Like anyone in Hollywood.
SPEAKER_1: Can we get JJ Abrams?
SPEAKER_1: Lens Flare.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, yeah, the moon is just a lens flare.
SPEAKER_1: He did Star Wars, he could do Letters to the Moon.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, okay, I mean, that's a pretty solid resume.
SPEAKER_2: I don't know, like, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: He did Star Wars, he also did Star Trek.
SPEAKER_1: He's got space under his belt.
SPEAKER_1: He is, this will be easy.
SPEAKER_2: There's a lot of space under his belt.
SPEAKER_1: There's a lot of snow.
SPEAKER_1: Why do you have to make things weird?
SPEAKER_2: I don't know.
SPEAKER_1: It's okay.
SPEAKER_1: But I think JJ.
SPEAKER_1: Abrams is Gopal's director.
SPEAKER_1: What's the budget of this film?
SPEAKER_2: It's either like $10 or $10 million, and there is no in between.
SPEAKER_1: I love the idea of $10 million being a large amount of a budget for a film, which it is not.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I mean, this is an indie film.
SPEAKER_1: Right, this is an indie film, directed by JJ.
SPEAKER_2: Abrams wants to return to his roots in indie.
SPEAKER_2: I have no idea if he's ever done indie.
SPEAKER_1: I don't think so, but it's okay.
SPEAKER_1: Are there indie directors?
SPEAKER_1: Is Edgar Wright still an indie director?
SPEAKER_2: I don't know.
SPEAKER_2: The problem with this is I don't know who directs anything.
SPEAKER_1: Edgar Wright directed Scott Pilgrim.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_1: Are we gonna do a Scott Pilgrim style Letters to the Moon?
SPEAKER_2: I mean, isn't that just comic book style?
SPEAKER_2: Can't we just have the director for Spider-Verse done?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: An arguably better comic book movie?
SPEAKER_1: Decidedly better comic book movie.
SPEAKER_2: That's true.
SPEAKER_1: Yes, let's absolutely do that.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, is it animated?
SPEAKER_1: Are we doing it animated or are we doing it?
SPEAKER_1: That'd be cute.
SPEAKER_2: I'm always for animation.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, is this anime or?
SPEAKER_2: No, we've already done anime.
SPEAKER_1: Right, we've done anime with-
SPEAKER_2: Giant mech mystery.
SPEAKER_1: With our commanding officer as a dickwad and is going to betray us.
SPEAKER_2: So I think it's like Pixar animated.
SPEAKER_1: I think it is.
SPEAKER_1: I like that.
SPEAKER_1: I like that a lot.
SPEAKER_1: Letters to the Moon, a much bigger budget than $10 million because again, this is an animated film and will require a large team of animators.
SPEAKER_2: 10 bucks each.
SPEAKER_1: Great.
SPEAKER_2: On the coffee.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, let's not pay our animators, Clair.
SPEAKER_1: That's a good idea.
SPEAKER_2: We'll be just like Hollywood.
SPEAKER_1: I think we've taken further steps.
SPEAKER_1: We have a poster, we have a director, we have a budget.
SPEAKER_1: We can find lead voice actors, you know?
SPEAKER_2: That's no problem.
SPEAKER_2: Everyone wants to star in movies.
SPEAKER_1: Everyone wants to star in a movie.
SPEAKER_1: Hey, can we have like cameo roles in it?
SPEAKER_2: Like Stan Lee, but it's just us.
SPEAKER_1: Wow, I can't believe they went up to the moon.
SPEAKER_1: The Salt Craving cinematic universe.
SPEAKER_1: Would you like to give me another craving?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_2: Sure, so my next craving, I am gonna have more time now that I am finished my undergrad, and while I do have a craving for grad school, don't plan to go back into it anytime soon.
SPEAKER_1: That's like 20 years away.
SPEAKER_2: Stuff like that.
SPEAKER_1: 40 years away, you know?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, similar.
SPEAKER_2: It's a similar timeline.
SPEAKER_2: My next craving is a new website for Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_1: Is this an announcement or just a craving?
SPEAKER_2: I mean, it can be a pre-announcement.
SPEAKER_2: It's the desire of an announcement.
SPEAKER_1: It's the announcement of the announcement.
SPEAKER_1: At a future day, we're gonna announce a new Salt Cravings website.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, and so with more time, I can make this.
SPEAKER_2: And so I wanted to talk to you.
SPEAKER_2: And I guess like anyone listening could send in their ideas too.
SPEAKER_2: What are some cravings about the new website?
SPEAKER_2: What are some things?
SPEAKER_2: And I have some ideas.
SPEAKER_1: God, there's like some not funny answers I could give that are just genuinely like, I would like for it to maybe be a little less busy and have a little more like, I don't even know if I want like a professional because it's right now it's very, there's a lot of colors and I love a lot of colors, but it's also very busy, you know?
SPEAKER_2: Okay, you mean in terms of colors?
SPEAKER_1: In terms of colors, in terms of a lot going on.
SPEAKER_2: So there are like three colors.
SPEAKER_1: There's a lot of colors.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, the whole thing is colors.
SPEAKER_1: There's three of them and this the whole thing is the three of them.
SPEAKER_1: So I mean, there's the opportunities there.
SPEAKER_2: Can you use more grays?
SPEAKER_2: We'll have a Noir website.
SPEAKER_1: Ooh, Noir website.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Now it's just like, this is the new Salt Cravings because it's Noir now.
SPEAKER_1: She walked in and I could tell that she was salty.
SPEAKER_1: Nevermind, I'm stopping right there.
SPEAKER_1: I'm stopping right the fuck there because I do not want to...
SPEAKER_1: I did not think that one through, but I think a Noir website's a great idea.
SPEAKER_1: I think it's just gotta be like all black and white.
SPEAKER_2: You click on the doors to open them, and they are the different cravings.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, but the cravings will shoot you.
SPEAKER_2: All right, it's a highly dangerous website.
SPEAKER_1: Well, that's what Noir is, Clair.
SPEAKER_1: It's a dangerous world out there, criminal scum.
SPEAKER_1: Alternatively, if we didn't want to go with a Noir website, I really think that there is potential for a very minimalist website, and by minimalist, I mean tiny.
SPEAKER_1: So imagine you have the website, right?
SPEAKER_1: Okay.
SPEAKER_2: I'm holding the website.
SPEAKER_1: Right, you're holding the website.
SPEAKER_1: Now, shrink all the text, images and everything on the website down to a tenth of the size.
SPEAKER_2: All right.
SPEAKER_1: So 90% of the website is just white, and then there's 10% right in the middle, which is all the actual functionality in text and images of the website.
SPEAKER_2: So is this proportional to the screen size?
SPEAKER_2: So if you buy like a 10,000 foot screen, you can use it as normal.
SPEAKER_2: Okay.
SPEAKER_2: Great.
SPEAKER_1: Minimalism is super popular right now.
SPEAKER_1: You know, we're Marie Kondo-ing our website.
SPEAKER_1: That's what that means.
SPEAKER_2: We're shrinking it down.
SPEAKER_2: Marie Kondo, inventor of the shrink ray.
SPEAKER_1: A shrink ray that works especially well on digital things.
SPEAKER_1: Do you have specific ideas, Clair?
SPEAKER_2: I didn't have any joke answers.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I was thinking that we would talk about jokes on our joke podcast.
SPEAKER_2: Listen, jokes are what if, okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_2: So, you know how it's a joke podcast, right?
SPEAKER_2: Well, it's a smart girl joke podcast.
SPEAKER_1: It's a smart girl joke podcast.
SPEAKER_2: What if instead of posting our episodes to the website, we just posted one joke every day?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I like this.
SPEAKER_2: And so we do record the podcast and then we just listen to it, and then we pull jokes out of context and we put them on the website.
SPEAKER_1: This would be a lot less work for us.
SPEAKER_2: I think it might be more work.
SPEAKER_1: Would it?
SPEAKER_2: No, it would be less.
SPEAKER_1: It'd be less work because you just have to listen.
SPEAKER_1: All right, there's a good joke.
SPEAKER_1: Write that in.
SPEAKER_1: You can record an episode and then use that for like 20 days.
SPEAKER_1: That's a lot of joke usage.
SPEAKER_1: We make a lot of jokes on this joke smart girl podcast.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, you can still listen to the podcast, but no longer on the website.
SPEAKER_1: You can only listen to it.
SPEAKER_1: This is exclusively on what's a podcast platform.
SPEAKER_2: iTunes, Google Play, Spotify.
SPEAKER_1: More obscure.
SPEAKER_2: blueberry.com, I think.
SPEAKER_1: Sure, blueberry.com.
SPEAKER_1: That sounds good.
SPEAKER_1: We're making an exclusive deal with blueberry.com, where you can only listen to our episodes there and not anywhere else.
SPEAKER_1: And they're paying us so much money for it, Clair.
SPEAKER_2: $500 an episode.
SPEAKER_1: They're paying us $500 an episode, just like iTunes does.
SPEAKER_2: That's why we switch.
SPEAKER_1: Hey, I have a great idea.
SPEAKER_1: Right now, you know, we have a really good font, I think.
SPEAKER_1: But what if that font was Wingdings?
SPEAKER_2: What if we didn't do font anymore?
SPEAKER_2: What if it was an All Photos website?
SPEAKER_1: An All Photos website.
SPEAKER_1: No text anywhere.
SPEAKER_1: It's hieroglyphics now.
SPEAKER_1: This is all we're doing.
SPEAKER_1: If you can't figure it out, sounds like a you problem.
SPEAKER_1: Shouldn't have learned how to read.
SPEAKER_2: Alternatively, instead of images, we just do image art with text.
SPEAKER_1: Image art?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, you know how you can draw things like the bunny?
SPEAKER_1: I don't know what to talk about.
SPEAKER_1: Ascii art.
SPEAKER_2: Ascii art, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: What if we just do an Ascii art website?
SPEAKER_1: I like that, I like that a lot.
SPEAKER_1: It's just, there's just a picture of us, but it's all in Ascii art.
SPEAKER_2: And the transcriptions are also Ascii art, but they're Ascii art of bigger letters.
SPEAKER_1: Great, yeah, that'll be really accessible.
SPEAKER_1: That'll be really accessible.
SPEAKER_1: It'll be so good for people.
SPEAKER_1: The other possibility is Clipart.
SPEAKER_1: We just use Clipart for everything.
SPEAKER_1: It's a full-
SPEAKER_2: What if we have Clippy?
SPEAKER_3: Ooh, Clippy!
SPEAKER_1: What if we put Clippy on the list?
SPEAKER_1: We're bringing Clippy back into the fold in our-
SPEAKER_2: Clippy's back, bitches.
SPEAKER_1: That's what it says on the-
SPEAKER_2: When you hover over Clippy, and then when you click Clippy, he goes, ooh, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: But it's like written in such a, oh no, it's not just written, you hear the sound of him going, oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: So that's a really good website change.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, what if we take it real back to like some old Tumblr blog days?
SPEAKER_2: Reblog your favorite episode.
SPEAKER_2: Reblog your favorite joke.
SPEAKER_1: I mean, this is just like, if we had a Tumblr, that's what we would do.
SPEAKER_1: The website's now a Tumblr.
SPEAKER_1: Also, I was also-
SPEAKER_2: saltcravings.com now forwards to Tumblr.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_1: Also, a custom cursor.
SPEAKER_1: And it leaves this trail of stars, of course, because it's salt.
SPEAKER_2: No, it leaves a trail of salt.
SPEAKER_1: And it leaves this trail of salt.
SPEAKER_1: And the salt doesn't go away.
SPEAKER_1: It just stays there.
SPEAKER_2: Good, great.
SPEAKER_1: Even when you refresh the page, it's still there.
SPEAKER_2: Or even when you change the tab.
SPEAKER_1: Even when you close the window.
SPEAKER_2: That's too much salt.
SPEAKER_1: Not for my cravings.
SPEAKER_1: Are those useful, workable ideas for you?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I'm gonna get to work on these immediately.
SPEAKER_1: Great, great, great, great.
SPEAKER_1: I can't wait to see the new Salt Cravings website.
SPEAKER_2: Who knows?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, it will look like.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, it's impossible to know.
SPEAKER_1: It's all asking her.
SPEAKER_2: Do you have a craving?
SPEAKER_1: I do have a craving, and it's about knowing the unknown.
SPEAKER_1: See, I've gotten really into watching YouTube videos from Did You Know Gaming.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, so Did You Know Gaming is just like a YouTube channel where they talk about interesting facts and trivia about various video games.
SPEAKER_2: Wow, I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_2: I guess I know that now.
SPEAKER_2: Did you know?
SPEAKER_1: And it's got me very pumped up about learning all these background facts and like trivia and information like that.
SPEAKER_1: Really what I'm craving is secret facts and trivia.
SPEAKER_1: So I'm wondering, Clair, what are some secret facts and trivia that we can share with people about salt cravings?
SPEAKER_1: What's some Did You Know salt cravings?
SPEAKER_2: Did you know that salt cravings was born on a couch?
SPEAKER_1: That's true, isn't it?
SPEAKER_2: It's great.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_1: We were literally sitting on a couch.
SPEAKER_2: Did you know salt cravings was the child of sleep deprivation?
SPEAKER_1: Did you know salt cravings came immediately after watching Scott Pilgrim vs.
SPEAKER_2: What a horrible birthing.
SPEAKER_1: These are all good and interesting secret facts.
SPEAKER_1: I would also like to inform people that salt cravings is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
SPEAKER_1: And they just are completely quiet and don't say anything.
SPEAKER_2: They do a really good job of that.
SPEAKER_1: They do a really good job, but we do need them here because we can't do it when no one's looking.
SPEAKER_2: We can only perform under pressure.
SPEAKER_1: We can only perform under the pressure.
SPEAKER_2: If there is no pressure, we crack.
SPEAKER_1: There needs to be at least 10 other people in the room.
SPEAKER_2: Physically applying pressure.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, physically applying pressure onto us, onto our bodies.
SPEAKER_1: We do this in the middle of a massage, which is why episodes are an hour long.
SPEAKER_1: The masseuse is only here for an hour.
SPEAKER_1: We never cut anything, so we only record for an hour.
SPEAKER_1: I guess that's the other thing to know, is we never cut anything.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: That's the secret.
SPEAKER_1: Fun fact, behind the scenes, Clair doesn't actually edit this show.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, it all goes on with no editing.
SPEAKER_1: It all goes on with no editing.
SPEAKER_1: We are just this on point all the time.
SPEAKER_2: Fun fact, Salt Cravings is incredibly easy to produce because there's no editing, and I don't put any time into it at all.
SPEAKER_1: Well, and also another fun fact is the transcriptions are just done by a robot.
SPEAKER_1: And therefore, they're super easy to do as well.
SPEAKER_1: None of this show takes any time to produce.
SPEAKER_1: It's all very simple.
SPEAKER_1: You click buttons and it automatically uploads and has a full transcript.
SPEAKER_2: Fun fact, it's not actually us speaking, it's our clones.
SPEAKER_1: It's actually our clones.
SPEAKER_1: It's actually the clone Brianna and the clone Clair.
SPEAKER_1: The Clairn and the clone Anna.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, they are, by they, I mean we.
SPEAKER_1: It's very complicated.
SPEAKER_1: You know, I kind of forget which of us is the clone, which of us is the original sometimes.
SPEAKER_1: As the clone, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I'm the clone, and I'm pretty sure that we were made exclusively to produce this podcast.
SPEAKER_2: We live in a box.
SPEAKER_1: We live in a box, they let us out.
SPEAKER_2: Surrounded by a studio audience applying pressure.
SPEAKER_1: It's true.
SPEAKER_2: In a massage parlor.
SPEAKER_1: And it's important to note this, because as we know, and this is, you know, this is like-
SPEAKER_1: In Smash Bros.
SPEAKER_1: The originals are in Smash Bros.
SPEAKER_1: The clones are out here in the real world.
SPEAKER_1: Meanwhile, the originals are inside Smash Bros.
SPEAKER_1: fighting it out, you know, in Smash Ultimate.
SPEAKER_2: That's the next DLC.
SPEAKER_2: Just hasn't been announced yet.
SPEAKER_1: It hasn't been announced yet, but it is coming.
SPEAKER_1: This is sort of a reveal too.
SPEAKER_1: Like we're gonna be the next DLC.
SPEAKER_1: Another fun fact is every time I record this podcast, I can see Santa's head looking at me up turned.
SPEAKER_1: And so I can't see the eyes, and I can just see a giant beard, and it's very unsettling.
SPEAKER_2: Santa loves you.
SPEAKER_1: What are other fun facts about Salt Cravings?
SPEAKER_2: Alexa, what's a fun fact?
SPEAKER_3: President Calvin Coolidge had a donkey called Ebenezer, a group of lion cubs called the Tax Reduction and Budget Bureau, and a pygmy hippopotamus called Billy.
SPEAKER_2: Well, that's a fun fact about Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_1: That is a fun fact about Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_1: And by Salt Cravings, we mean President Calvin Coolidge, who it should be noted is in the live studio audience right now.
SPEAKER_1: The live studio audience is actually just made up of former presidents of the United States.
SPEAKER_1: You know, like most of them are terrible people.
SPEAKER_2: That's why they're applying pressure.
SPEAKER_1: That's why they're applying so much pressure.
SPEAKER_1: Most of them are dead also, it's important to note, but we do have their skeletons right here.
SPEAKER_1: We've reanimated their skeletons.
SPEAKER_1: Also an important fact about Salt Cravings, we are both witches.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: We are both witches with necromancy powers.
SPEAKER_2: I don't know what other truth there is.
SPEAKER_2: It's all falsities from here.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, there's not an unlimited amount of secret facts and trivia, right?
SPEAKER_1: Like we were kind of giving up all of it, and we need to do, we still need to keep some secrets for ourselves.
SPEAKER_1: It's like a recipe.
SPEAKER_1: You can't give up all the secret facts and trivia because anyone could make it then, and you've got to keep that on locks.
SPEAKER_1: But we can talk about these aspects of Salt Cravings, like that it was birthed on a couch after watching Scout Pilgrim, and because of sleep deprivation.
SPEAKER_1: Like there's Santa looking at me, like that Calvin Coolidge had these animals, that it is filmed in front of a live studio audience full of former US presidents.
SPEAKER_2: Who are reanimated as skeletons.
SPEAKER_1: Who are reanimated as skeletons because we are witches with necromancy powers.
SPEAKER_1: And any other facts, you know, we've just told so many facts.
SPEAKER_2: All right, tell me one lie.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, here's the lie.
SPEAKER_1: The lie is, Clair, that I'm straight.
SPEAKER_1: Do you want to tell me one lie?
SPEAKER_2: Hippos have 10 nipples.
SPEAKER_1: The 10 hippo nipples, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: You can count all 10 hippo nipples on your little fingers.
SPEAKER_1: God, we just have so much knowledge, Clair, now that we are degreed.
SPEAKER_1: We really, this has been a show about education, right?
SPEAKER_1: We've been educating on, you know, secret facts and trivia.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, it's not a show about jokes anymore.
SPEAKER_2: We are just going to post fun facts on the website.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, that's also important.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, so we are gonna be educating on the website.
SPEAKER_1: saltcravings.edu..edu, we've educated about grad school and some thesis ideas.
SPEAKER_1: We've educated about showers and how that whole thing works.
SPEAKER_1: I hope that people appreciate this new direction of Salt Cravings, a smart girl podcast.
SPEAKER_1: And if you want to find out more information and learn more about Salt Cravings and the awesome information and knowledge that we have to share with you, you can follow us at Salt Cravings on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
SPEAKER_1: And if you would like to submit your cravings for us to, you know, bestow knowledge upon and solve, you can do that at submissions at saltcravings.com.
SPEAKER_1: While you're at it, you can leave a rating or review because you just like our show so much.
SPEAKER_1: But it's now, by the way, instead of being grouped in as a comedy podcast, we're now an educational podcast.
SPEAKER_1: So, you know, I think that that's, is that all?
SPEAKER_1: Is that all the knowledge that we have to share today?
SPEAKER_1: Cause you know.
SPEAKER_2: I think we have one more fact we can share.
SPEAKER_1: What's the one extra fact that we can share?
SPEAKER_2: Don't go to university.
SPEAKER_1: Don't fucking go to university.