WEBVTT 00:00:25.052 --> 00:00:27.952 Hey everyone, and welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:00:27.992 --> 00:00:29.012 My name's Brianna. 00:00:29.192 --> 00:00:30.192 And my name's Clair. 00:00:30.272 --> 00:00:35.512 And this is now a Smart Girls podcast, because we just graduated, and we have degrees now. 00:00:36.412 --> 00:00:42.192 Which means we're brilliant, and should be looked up to for advice and for information. 00:00:42.212 --> 00:00:46.152 We're brilliant, and completely the most intelligent. 00:00:46.172 --> 00:00:53.472 So, Clair, I think what the people want and need is information that we have, now that we're degreed and smart. 00:00:53.592 --> 00:01:00.252 So, like, what is some things that you know, now that you have your degree? 00:01:00.812 --> 00:01:07.592 I definitely know what a Smart Girl podcast is, and definitely not hearing about that for the first time. 00:01:07.612 --> 00:01:09.412 Well, yeah, this is what this is. 00:01:09.432 --> 00:01:17.832 It's a Smart Girl podcast, which, you know, for those of you who may not have degrees and may not know, it means that essentially we're experts. 00:01:18.092 --> 00:01:19.332 It's a whole genre? 00:01:19.572 --> 00:01:20.632 It's a whole genre. 00:01:20.712 --> 00:01:30.032 It's where girls who are women, who are experts, talk about how smart they are and the expertise that they have. 00:01:30.052 --> 00:01:32.852 And people listen and go, huh, I didn't know that. 00:01:33.012 --> 00:01:34.832 But now I know that I'm learning. 00:01:34.852 --> 00:01:35.772 This is learning. 00:01:36.312 --> 00:01:39.032 OK, so we are an educational podcast. 00:01:39.052 --> 00:01:40.612 We're an educational podcast. 00:01:40.632 --> 00:01:41.732 It's very important. 00:01:41.752 --> 00:01:43.932 You know, now we have the ability to educate people. 00:01:43.952 --> 00:01:46.812 Before, we had no knowledge whatsoever. 00:01:46.832 --> 00:01:47.852 Nothing, nothing. 00:01:47.872 --> 00:01:49.972 But now we have degrees and now we have all the knowledge. 00:01:50.192 --> 00:01:51.592 OK, all right. 00:01:51.612 --> 00:01:53.292 In our specific areas, of course. 00:01:53.932 --> 00:02:00.612 Do you have knowledge that you want to share, you know, to educate the populace on your field of study? 00:02:00.732 --> 00:02:01.632 Yeah, sure. 00:02:01.632 --> 00:02:05.312 Every vector can be split into the range space and the null space. 00:02:05.712 --> 00:02:08.812 Hmm, all right, all right. 00:02:09.052 --> 00:02:12.492 My knowledge of the day is that literature is bad. 00:02:14.732 --> 00:02:15.732 Here's a good one. 00:02:17.352 --> 00:02:29.252 The vowel pronunciation of Middle English is a is pronounced like a, e is pronounced like a, i is pronounced like e, and is interchangeable with y, o is pronounced like o, and u is pronounced like u. 00:02:29.872 --> 00:02:30.452 Oh, great. 00:02:30.472 --> 00:02:33.432 So we have a, e, i, e, u. 00:02:33.692 --> 00:02:36.652 It's a, a, e, o, u. 00:02:37.192 --> 00:02:38.072 And sometimes u. 00:02:38.412 --> 00:02:40.992 And sometimes, and sometimes e. 00:02:41.272 --> 00:02:41.652 Great. 00:02:41.752 --> 00:02:42.312 There you go. 00:02:42.332 --> 00:02:46.192 There's some fun information, you know, tell your friends about Middle English. 00:02:46.332 --> 00:02:48.072 What's e again in Middle English? 00:02:48.352 --> 00:02:49.052 E is a. 00:02:49.232 --> 00:02:52.032 OK, so that's some ne information. 00:02:52.352 --> 00:02:52.992 Exactly. 00:02:53.052 --> 00:02:57.552 Also, if there's an e at the end of a word, you just put an u at the end there. 00:02:57.612 --> 00:02:58.792 Like a word like, I don't know. 00:02:58.812 --> 00:03:01.372 It's like the original Canadian a, but it's just a. 00:03:01.592 --> 00:03:02.532 Yeah, exactly. 00:03:02.552 --> 00:03:03.512 It's like, how you doing a? 00:03:03.812 --> 00:03:04.972 Yeah, exactly. 00:03:05.312 --> 00:03:05.832 Exactly. 00:03:05.852 --> 00:03:09.892 It's like, what if someone was spelling Clair the wrong way and had an e at the end? 00:03:10.272 --> 00:03:11.692 And in that case, it would be... 00:03:11.712 --> 00:03:12.512 Well, that would be Clair-a. 00:03:13.052 --> 00:03:13.652 Yes, it would. 00:03:13.672 --> 00:03:16.792 It would be Clair-a versus yours, which is Clair. 00:03:17.072 --> 00:03:17.512 Great. 00:03:17.552 --> 00:03:19.552 There's some important information. 00:03:19.572 --> 00:03:20.312 Thanks for educating. 00:03:20.332 --> 00:03:32.712 We're going to be educating throughout the episode, I think, like, now that we are smart because we have degrees and that's the only measure of intelligence in the entire world, I think it's pretty clear that everything that we say is going to be educational. 00:03:32.732 --> 00:03:39.572 So, Clair, do you have a do you have a craving that, you know, will work our newfound brilliance into discussing? 00:03:39.672 --> 00:03:40.472 Yeah, I think I do. 00:03:40.492 --> 00:03:40.972 I think it's perfect. 00:03:42.172 --> 00:03:46.972 So since we've graduated, my next craving is grad school. 00:03:52.682 --> 00:03:53.042 Why? 00:03:53.062 --> 00:03:58.662 Um, do we ever justify our cravings? 00:03:59.102 --> 00:04:06.442 Well, I just, I need to know why you are craving the idea of going back to school. 00:04:06.462 --> 00:04:07.522 But it's grad school. 00:04:07.682 --> 00:04:11.662 Well, yes, yes, yes, I know it's grad school, but it's still school, Clair. 00:04:11.902 --> 00:04:19.802 We've spent so many years in school, and your first craving now that you've graduated is, I wanna go back to school. 00:04:19.882 --> 00:04:23.742 Yeah, but it's grad school, where you can write things and be important. 00:04:24.142 --> 00:04:29.822 Well, I hope that it's clear that now that we have degrees, we are important no matter what. 00:04:30.022 --> 00:04:32.822 Right, but what about the Smart Girl Plus podcast genre? 00:04:33.202 --> 00:04:35.842 Oh, the Smart Girl, I didn't consider this. 00:04:36.082 --> 00:04:44.722 But the thing about grad school is like, you get a master's and then it's the Smart Girl Plus, and then you get a PhD and it's new Smart Girls Plus. 00:04:46.442 --> 00:04:47.122 3D. 00:04:51.802 --> 00:05:01.602 Yeah, no, I wanna go to grad school because in grad school, you write a thesis, and I actually never got to write a thesis, even though my degree was an honors degree. 00:05:02.842 --> 00:05:12.162 It was the only honors degree in the math department that you didn't have to write a thesis, and due to being in school for so long, I chose not to. 00:05:12.242 --> 00:05:15.202 So now I want to, and so you've written a thesis. 00:05:15.222 --> 00:05:16.282 I did, yeah. 00:05:16.582 --> 00:05:33.002 The end of my degree involved me writing a thesis on collaborative storytelling and the way that authorship models can marginalize people, and specifically using the example of Dorothy and William Wordsworth, who were a sister-brother pair, where Dorothy did a lot of work and didn't get a lot of credit. 00:05:33.282 --> 00:05:34.082 Yes, I wrote this. 00:05:34.102 --> 00:05:37.122 This was the last thing that I did as the end of my degree. 00:05:37.142 --> 00:05:39.442 I submitted it a couple of weeks ago. 00:05:39.702 --> 00:05:44.122 So I thought maybe you could help me come up with my grad thesis. 00:05:44.142 --> 00:05:45.262 Okay, cool, good. 00:05:45.282 --> 00:05:50.222 Yeah, some good ideas that are definitely very good and I should take to university. 00:05:50.582 --> 00:05:51.642 Okay, this is excellent. 00:05:51.662 --> 00:05:52.942 This is the ideal. 00:05:52.962 --> 00:05:54.642 I'm an expert now. 00:05:55.842 --> 00:05:57.062 Yeah, this is why I'm coming to you. 00:05:57.162 --> 00:05:59.662 I'm an expert on writing a thesis because I wrote one thesis. 00:05:59.682 --> 00:06:00.942 So that makes me an expert. 00:06:00.962 --> 00:06:04.882 And in my expertise, so you've got to choose something that you're interested in. 00:06:04.902 --> 00:06:06.682 You have to form it as a question, right? 00:06:06.862 --> 00:06:10.822 I guess, yeah, that's usually how you start is by thinking of a question. 00:06:11.102 --> 00:06:12.962 What questions are interesting to you? 00:06:13.522 --> 00:06:20.522 I think I already know that one of them, of course, is gonna be, why is the Sonic the Hedgehog movie so good? 00:06:20.662 --> 00:06:22.082 Right, like that's a pretty clear one. 00:06:22.102 --> 00:06:26.162 This is a great question, but it does have to be about computers. 00:06:26.402 --> 00:06:27.162 So you're right. 00:06:27.182 --> 00:06:29.322 So here's, I like the question. 00:06:29.342 --> 00:06:30.322 Let me rephrase it. 00:06:30.322 --> 00:06:30.642 Right. 00:06:30.922 --> 00:06:33.622 How can we use computers to make Sonic the Hedgehog real? 00:06:38.282 --> 00:06:39.262 What do we need? 00:06:40.462 --> 00:06:50.822 I'm imagining the title of this being like, I'm imagining the title of this being, because horrors and atrocities, a real life expedition into the unwanted and the unknown. 00:06:51.142 --> 00:06:52.802 God, that's very good. 00:06:53.142 --> 00:06:58.942 I would also suggest just like horrors and atrocities making Sonic real. 00:06:59.382 --> 00:07:11.062 Because like the whole point is you got to have your catchy title and then you get a colon in there, and you then get a title that explains what you're actually doing. 00:07:11.142 --> 00:07:17.162 Now, I've been told that this is not the only way you can do a title, and in fact, it's potentially an inferior way of doing a title. 00:07:17.182 --> 00:07:21.642 But I think for the purposes of this, all of these ideas need to be presented in this way. 00:07:22.442 --> 00:07:28.342 So I think that horrors and atrocities, I don't even remember which one you said. 00:07:28.462 --> 00:07:31.542 A journey into the unwanted and the unknown. 00:07:31.762 --> 00:07:33.042 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:07:33.282 --> 00:07:35.122 Oh, maybe it's just got to go fast. 00:07:35.182 --> 00:07:38.002 A journey into the unwanted and the unknown. 00:07:38.022 --> 00:07:38.862 Yeah, there we go. 00:07:39.262 --> 00:07:40.742 That's a good thesis. 00:07:40.762 --> 00:07:42.602 Any other suggestions? 00:07:42.802 --> 00:07:44.462 What is there about computers? 00:07:45.442 --> 00:07:45.982 I don't know. 00:07:46.062 --> 00:07:48.702 I've only done six years of my degree in it. 00:07:48.722 --> 00:07:50.582 I guess I should know more about what computers do. 00:07:50.602 --> 00:07:56.922 What was your specific focus in school in terms of like what most interested you in your learning? 00:07:56.942 --> 00:07:59.542 Well, machine learning and artificial intelligence. 00:08:00.542 --> 00:08:01.602 Excellent, so... 00:08:02.182 --> 00:08:03.442 Oh, I got it. 00:08:03.542 --> 00:08:03.882 What? 00:08:04.082 --> 00:08:09.702 Well, how do we make a machine think it is a machine? 00:08:10.302 --> 00:08:13.722 Everyone's asking themselves, how do we make a machine think that it's human? 00:08:13.742 --> 00:08:15.162 But I want to ask... 00:08:15.182 --> 00:08:18.382 How do we make a machine have an identity as a machine? 00:08:18.402 --> 00:08:19.022 Yeah. 00:08:19.202 --> 00:08:21.622 Right, like just be like, I am a robot. 00:08:21.642 --> 00:08:24.682 Well, the first question is, how do you make a human think it's a machine? 00:08:24.942 --> 00:08:28.142 Well, no, I think the first question is, how do you make a human think it's a human? 00:08:28.962 --> 00:08:29.502 Oh, okay. 00:08:29.522 --> 00:08:31.602 How do you make a human think that it's human? 00:08:31.622 --> 00:08:32.702 I don't know, I'm not human. 00:08:32.722 --> 00:08:33.722 Uh-oh. 00:08:35.582 --> 00:08:39.982 I think you have to make very clear to them, here's what a human is. 00:08:40.182 --> 00:08:43.982 When a baby computer is born and you swaddle it, Yes, you have to teach it. 00:08:44.002 --> 00:08:47.142 You whisper little secrets to it about how it is a computer. 00:08:47.162 --> 00:08:49.382 You are a machine. 00:08:50.102 --> 00:08:53.022 You will know yourself as a machine. 00:08:53.782 --> 00:08:55.022 You are not a human. 00:08:55.302 --> 00:08:56.922 Don't act like a human. 00:08:57.042 --> 00:08:58.122 It's pretty good, huh? 00:08:58.162 --> 00:09:00.462 Yeah, I think we nailed that one. 00:09:00.482 --> 00:09:01.362 I think we nailed that one. 00:09:01.622 --> 00:09:04.102 What's another question that I could research? 00:09:04.862 --> 00:09:07.342 This is gonna be like two years of my life. 00:09:07.362 --> 00:09:09.142 I need some meaty questions. 00:09:11.802 --> 00:09:13.542 All right, here's the question. 00:09:13.662 --> 00:09:14.522 Here's the question. 00:09:15.162 --> 00:09:15.662 How do you- 00:09:15.902 --> 00:09:17.942 I just wanna, sorry, I'm not to interrupt. 00:09:17.962 --> 00:09:20.062 I just wanna describe what I'm seeing. 00:09:20.082 --> 00:09:28.262 It is Brianna with her arms up in the air as she says, here is the question, here is the question, shaking her arms up and down. 00:09:28.582 --> 00:09:30.042 Here is the question. 00:09:30.302 --> 00:09:32.622 How do you make a robot fuck? 00:09:33.362 --> 00:09:33.842 Great. 00:09:34.062 --> 00:09:36.762 How do you make an AI want to fuck? 00:09:36.962 --> 00:09:39.202 Now I'm like, I'm, hmm. 00:09:39.322 --> 00:09:45.182 Like how do you make an AI able to give consent and able to want to have sex? 00:09:45.442 --> 00:09:50.902 Oh, this is, I have so many feelings on this topic though that are jokes. 00:09:51.282 --> 00:09:55.042 I know, there's so many actual genuine things to say about this topic. 00:09:56.262 --> 00:09:56.582 What? 00:09:56.842 --> 00:10:00.122 I don't think a robot can give consent. 00:10:00.222 --> 00:10:00.842 It's true. 00:10:01.002 --> 00:10:05.282 And I understand this argument, but this is a theoretical they're proposing. 00:10:05.302 --> 00:10:07.342 You don't have to actually build the robot for your thesis. 00:10:07.662 --> 00:10:09.442 Theses are just theoretical. 00:10:09.462 --> 00:10:12.102 They are meaningless and do nothing for anyone. 00:10:12.242 --> 00:10:13.242 Great, cool. 00:10:13.262 --> 00:10:18.502 So I think that more accurately is just like, what would it look like? 00:10:18.522 --> 00:10:21.422 No, what does consent look like from a machine? 00:10:21.502 --> 00:10:23.382 What does consent look like from a machine? 00:10:24.402 --> 00:10:26.042 How can a robot say no? 00:10:26.082 --> 00:10:31.182 What is the limit of X to consent as machine go to infinity? 00:10:31.202 --> 00:10:34.122 Yeah, exactly. 00:10:34.502 --> 00:10:35.342 I mean, there you go. 00:10:35.362 --> 00:10:36.182 There's... 00:10:36.722 --> 00:10:40.782 Can you tell that I don't do the literature part of my degree? 00:10:40.802 --> 00:10:43.002 Can you tell that I don't do the computer science part? 00:10:43.122 --> 00:10:43.782 That's fair. 00:10:43.962 --> 00:10:46.122 What could a robot give consent? 00:10:46.142 --> 00:10:48.142 You could tell a robot to give consent. 00:10:48.762 --> 00:10:50.162 Right, but you need to like... 00:10:50.182 --> 00:10:51.842 You need to tell it to give you consent. 00:10:51.982 --> 00:10:59.582 You would need to determine a way for the robot to have times that it wants to and doesn't want to. 00:10:59.602 --> 00:11:01.662 Okay, so when does it not want to? 00:11:01.962 --> 00:11:03.442 When do humans not want to? 00:11:03.722 --> 00:11:05.022 Like a lot of the time. 00:11:05.042 --> 00:11:06.822 Yeah, like a lot of the time, right? 00:11:06.842 --> 00:11:07.202 You gotta... 00:11:07.602 --> 00:11:09.242 I mean, maybe it's just like, I'm busy. 00:11:11.642 --> 00:11:15.782 The robot ate a bad turkey sandwich, and now it's just feeling... 00:11:15.802 --> 00:11:16.482 No, it's robot turkey. 00:11:16.522 --> 00:11:18.022 Clair, it's robot turkey sandwich. 00:11:18.322 --> 00:11:20.562 It's a robo-robot turkey sandwich. 00:11:20.862 --> 00:11:25.602 It had a gigabyte of a robot turkey sandwich, and that was too big of a bite. 00:11:25.682 --> 00:11:26.642 Uh-huh. 00:11:26.702 --> 00:11:29.022 And so it's just feeling a little full up. 00:11:29.182 --> 00:11:30.502 It's feeling a little full up. 00:11:30.642 --> 00:11:33.702 It doesn't have any ram left in it. 00:11:33.842 --> 00:11:35.242 It has no more ram. 00:11:35.262 --> 00:11:36.622 There's no ramming for this robot. 00:11:36.642 --> 00:11:37.922 It also could be... 00:11:38.202 --> 00:11:42.982 You also would have to make a way for the robot to consider someone attractive. 00:11:43.282 --> 00:11:46.902 It has to be interested in a specific person, I think, too. 00:11:47.362 --> 00:11:49.182 So how does robot attraction work? 00:11:49.222 --> 00:11:51.522 How do you make a robot want to fuck you? 00:11:51.542 --> 00:11:54.522 Maybe it's completely random what the robot's type is. 00:11:54.702 --> 00:11:56.162 How do you give a robot a type? 00:11:56.942 --> 00:11:57.982 It's electric metal. 00:11:58.242 --> 00:12:01.262 Electric metal, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:12:01.302 --> 00:12:03.522 How do you make a magnemite fuck? 00:12:03.682 --> 00:12:06.862 All right, this is the question. 00:12:06.882 --> 00:12:08.662 How do you make a magnemite fuck? 00:12:08.742 --> 00:12:10.262 My thesis, welcome. 00:12:10.362 --> 00:12:11.802 Yeah, this is very good. 00:12:11.822 --> 00:12:15.222 Well, I think we have the answer, because how is a magneton born? 00:12:15.922 --> 00:12:16.782 Good point. 00:12:16.802 --> 00:12:21.782 You just stick them together, which really brings up the question, what about MagnaZone? 00:12:21.802 --> 00:12:24.082 A MagnaZone is just like, well- 00:12:24.082 --> 00:12:26.342 It's when you fuck too much and you're all one person. 00:12:26.702 --> 00:12:30.222 So, it's monogamy. 00:12:32.722 --> 00:12:36.982 And also, so a MagnaZone, the thing they don't tell you about a MagnaZone is that it's just the casing. 00:12:37.202 --> 00:12:40.522 Inside, there's still the three, there's still the three magnetons. 00:12:41.062 --> 00:12:45.802 When you take a bite out of a MagnaZone, it's just like filled with magnetons. 00:12:45.962 --> 00:12:46.802 Yeah, exactly. 00:12:46.842 --> 00:12:53.062 And they're all fucking, but it's private now, and that's, you know, cause like they really wanted to respect people's privacy. 00:12:53.382 --> 00:12:55.342 So they just built a casing around it. 00:12:55.682 --> 00:12:56.242 Thanks, you know. 00:12:56.262 --> 00:12:57.562 Welcome to my thesis. 00:12:57.722 --> 00:13:00.142 It's MagnaZone, an orgy, chewy center. 00:13:05.122 --> 00:13:07.362 Gives a whole new meaning to nougat. 00:13:07.942 --> 00:13:08.122 Ah. 00:13:08.902 --> 00:13:09.262 Nutget. 00:13:10.142 --> 00:13:10.822 Thank you. 00:13:12.382 --> 00:13:13.862 This is a smart girl's podcast. 00:13:14.462 --> 00:13:16.082 Brianna, do you want to give me a craving? 00:13:16.242 --> 00:13:17.702 I would love to give you a craving. 00:13:17.742 --> 00:13:19.782 And you know, this one's pretty simple. 00:13:20.002 --> 00:13:20.422 Really. 00:13:20.522 --> 00:13:24.402 It's not super advanced, smarty stuff. 00:13:24.422 --> 00:13:30.082 It's really pretty simple, which is to say, Clair, I'm craving a hot shower. 00:13:30.102 --> 00:13:30.562 Right now? 00:13:30.842 --> 00:13:36.262 Like always, because I did shower before I came, but here's the problem. 00:13:36.462 --> 00:13:37.582 Here's the problem. 00:13:37.862 --> 00:13:39.062 My house is fucked. 00:13:40.082 --> 00:13:41.122 In terms of... 00:13:41.142 --> 00:13:42.002 Like a MagnaZone? 00:13:42.202 --> 00:13:43.422 Yeah, like a MagnaZone. 00:13:43.702 --> 00:13:49.922 My shower is incapable of releasing hot water for an extended period of time. 00:13:50.282 --> 00:13:56.622 It will just randomly start going cold and then hot and then cold and then hot and then cold and then hot. 00:13:56.882 --> 00:14:02.422 And this morning, that was what I got to experience, was the fun of just cold, hot, cold, hot, cold, hot. 00:14:02.482 --> 00:14:08.842 And my roommate and the people who live upstairs get to experience a really fun thing of hearing me in the shower go, ah! 00:14:09.262 --> 00:14:13.382 Because like, the fucking water just turned really, really, really cold. 00:14:13.662 --> 00:14:22.082 Now, I talked to my landlords about this and they said, oh yeah, it's probably just because there's so many of us in the house going for water, it's nothing we can do. 00:14:22.122 --> 00:14:24.662 And I went, oh great, awesome. 00:14:24.962 --> 00:14:30.282 So I'm moving in September, but until September, I would like the ability to have a hot shower. 00:14:30.302 --> 00:14:36.082 So how do I ensure that my shower won't go cold every five goddamn seconds? 00:14:36.322 --> 00:14:39.542 Well, if I've learned anything from men's rights activists. 00:14:39.702 --> 00:14:40.862 Oh, good point. 00:14:40.882 --> 00:14:43.942 When something is going hot and cold, you should insult it. 00:14:44.162 --> 00:14:46.102 Hey, that makes a lot of sense. 00:14:46.122 --> 00:14:55.202 Just tell your shower that it's a piece of shit cuck that doesn't give anything and it needs to do better. 00:14:55.222 --> 00:15:03.682 The water goes cold, and I just go, you fucking beta male soy boy cuck. 00:15:03.702 --> 00:15:04.702 I think that that's a good one. 00:15:04.922 --> 00:15:05.782 Is it also worthwhile- 00:15:05.802 --> 00:15:07.182 Really dehumanize your shower. 00:15:07.202 --> 00:15:09.642 Yeah, is it also worthwhile to neg my shower? 00:15:11.582 --> 00:15:12.982 The shower might neg back. 00:15:13.502 --> 00:15:14.762 Oh, that's a good point. 00:15:15.102 --> 00:15:16.822 What is a shower negging? 00:15:16.862 --> 00:15:20.682 Is it just like cold water with splashes of hot in it? 00:15:20.702 --> 00:15:22.042 It's just like a trickle. 00:15:22.302 --> 00:15:23.962 It's just a trickle. 00:15:23.982 --> 00:15:26.982 I think that's the most wet negging could make anything. 00:15:28.222 --> 00:15:30.282 So other than men rights activists- 00:15:30.562 --> 00:15:31.402 And their advice. 00:15:31.462 --> 00:15:32.362 And their advice. 00:15:32.562 --> 00:15:36.522 Is there other ways, is there something mechanical I could do? 00:15:36.562 --> 00:15:38.582 Is there some sort of- 00:15:38.602 --> 00:15:40.522 Get a gas-powered generator. 00:15:40.542 --> 00:15:41.482 Okay, great. 00:15:41.502 --> 00:15:43.062 And then hook it up to your shower. 00:15:43.122 --> 00:15:43.622 Great. 00:15:48.302 --> 00:15:51.822 So my one concern, this is a minor concern, I know. 00:15:52.202 --> 00:15:57.982 My minor concern is that you've not really articulated exactly how it's connected. 00:15:58.002 --> 00:16:02.942 I am a little worried that gasoline is just going to come out of the shower head. 00:16:03.202 --> 00:16:05.862 Gasoline does have a higher boiling point. 00:16:06.162 --> 00:16:06.822 Fair point. 00:16:06.842 --> 00:16:07.722 It's actually not true. 00:16:07.742 --> 00:16:09.122 It's a lower boiling point. 00:16:09.262 --> 00:16:10.662 I didn't do chemistry. 00:16:10.902 --> 00:16:11.822 I didn't do chemistry? 00:16:11.842 --> 00:16:13.022 What are you asking me? 00:16:13.042 --> 00:16:15.302 Gasoline explodes, so that's lower, right? 00:16:15.622 --> 00:16:16.202 Sure. 00:16:16.222 --> 00:16:16.922 This is science. 00:16:16.942 --> 00:16:18.382 Welcome to the science corner. 00:16:18.442 --> 00:16:19.142 Welcome to science. 00:16:19.242 --> 00:16:20.662 Hey, welcome to science corner. 00:16:20.922 --> 00:16:21.602 Hey everyone. 00:16:21.982 --> 00:16:23.422 This is the smart girls. 00:16:23.442 --> 00:16:26.582 This is the smart girl podcast, and this is science corner. 00:16:26.602 --> 00:16:31.202 Did you know gasoline may have a higher or lower boiling point than water? 00:16:31.542 --> 00:16:32.502 That's one of the two. 00:16:32.522 --> 00:16:34.602 It is definitely one of the two. 00:16:34.622 --> 00:16:36.402 It can explode. 00:16:36.422 --> 00:16:37.422 It can explode. 00:16:37.742 --> 00:16:40.122 So don't bring a lighter into the shower with you. 00:16:40.142 --> 00:16:41.342 Oh, dang it. 00:16:41.362 --> 00:16:42.242 That's what I always do. 00:16:42.262 --> 00:16:44.262 Don't put scented candles around the edge of your... 00:16:44.282 --> 00:16:45.622 That's what I always do. 00:16:45.642 --> 00:16:56.682 I always grab my scented candles, and then I put them on the edges of the bath, turn the shower on, and then really get that essence going, the whole environment, really. 00:16:57.042 --> 00:17:04.102 What I actually was thinking with the generator, you could just hook it up to your shower head as a heating thing? 00:17:04.122 --> 00:17:07.962 Oh, just get a hot water heater in the shower head. 00:17:07.982 --> 00:17:08.262 Yeah. 00:17:08.502 --> 00:17:10.862 And have it go so powerful. 00:17:10.882 --> 00:17:14.442 It's like a blow dryer, but it's a water blower. 00:17:15.782 --> 00:17:24.142 Hey, instead of actually having a shower, what if you just had a portable shower where it was just like a blow dryer, but it was water instead of air, and it was hot water? 00:17:24.802 --> 00:17:26.722 And it's a portable hot shower. 00:17:27.002 --> 00:17:29.442 This is a portable hot shower for whenever you want. 00:17:29.582 --> 00:17:30.742 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:17:30.782 --> 00:17:32.122 This is pretty good. 00:17:32.142 --> 00:17:32.962 This is pretty good. 00:17:33.102 --> 00:17:35.082 Yeah, I think that that's a good call. 00:17:35.102 --> 00:17:36.022 What do we call it? 00:17:36.182 --> 00:17:36.762 So it's what? 00:17:36.782 --> 00:17:37.662 It's a portable- 00:17:41.462 --> 00:17:42.982 Yeah, yeah, we are calling it that. 00:17:43.442 --> 00:17:45.402 I'm not happy about it, but we are calling it that. 00:17:45.922 --> 00:17:47.442 That is the brand name now. 00:17:48.182 --> 00:17:50.822 So I think the Blowwetter is a really good idea. 00:17:51.542 --> 00:17:57.102 It's really good because it sounds extremely sexual, and that's the best part of it. 00:17:57.122 --> 00:18:00.282 I didn't think about that until like two seconds after I said it. 00:18:00.302 --> 00:18:02.042 Yeah, yeah, no, it's- 00:18:02.582 --> 00:18:08.522 No, but that's what it's called now because you've said those words, and you've put that out into the universe, and now it's called a Blowwetter, Clair. 00:18:08.662 --> 00:18:10.982 Clair, now it's called a Blowwetter, and you have to live with that. 00:18:13.262 --> 00:18:14.402 Honestly, I'm happy. 00:18:14.662 --> 00:18:15.822 Okay, good, good. 00:18:15.842 --> 00:18:20.442 I'm trying to think, is there a way that I can start to siphon off hot water from somewhere else? 00:18:23.602 --> 00:18:24.082 What? 00:18:24.102 --> 00:18:24.922 To what end? 00:18:24.942 --> 00:18:26.762 To just like put in your water tank? 00:18:26.902 --> 00:18:36.042 Well, yeah, clearly, if we're all using all the hot water, clearly, according to my landlords, if we're all using the hot water, then there's gonna be no hot water remaining. 00:18:36.222 --> 00:18:40.182 And so clearly, we just need to be siphoning hot water from somewhere else. 00:18:41.402 --> 00:18:47.822 Which I think just means we run a pipe from the neighbors right beside us and just sort of take their hot water. 00:18:47.862 --> 00:18:49.762 Just a constant hot water heist. 00:18:50.162 --> 00:19:03.282 What if you take your current hot water tank and you buy a new one, but you buy a new one that has like two components and one of them goes to the downstairs where you live. 00:19:03.722 --> 00:19:05.882 And so that's where the actual hot water is. 00:19:06.002 --> 00:19:08.982 And the other side is just cold water and that goes upstairs. 00:19:09.002 --> 00:19:12.522 So now you have 100% of the hot water. 00:19:12.862 --> 00:19:16.622 And when your landlords are like, oh no, there's no more hot water. 00:19:16.702 --> 00:19:17.522 You just go weird. 00:19:18.542 --> 00:19:20.022 Weird how that happened. 00:19:20.162 --> 00:19:22.742 Don't look at the hot water generator. 00:19:22.822 --> 00:19:24.942 Looks like you might need to fix that. 00:19:25.242 --> 00:19:27.502 Oh, I just need to break the water heater. 00:19:27.522 --> 00:19:28.602 Oh, that's perfect. 00:19:28.862 --> 00:19:31.182 I break the water heater, then they have to fix it. 00:19:31.802 --> 00:19:36.762 Now it may be that they're right and that it is just the fact that there are six people living under one roof. 00:19:37.522 --> 00:19:43.402 But I think the more likely answer is they have a secret hot water tank they're not telling us about. 00:19:43.422 --> 00:19:47.002 Ooh, get a private hot water tank, put it in your shower. 00:19:47.022 --> 00:19:48.042 A private hot water tank. 00:19:48.302 --> 00:19:49.662 And put it in the shower. 00:19:50.382 --> 00:19:53.822 That'll be great for when I slip and fall and crack my head open. 00:19:53.842 --> 00:19:54.982 No, you put it in the ceiling. 00:19:55.002 --> 00:19:57.382 You put it like it's like Spider-Man. 00:19:57.402 --> 00:19:58.502 It just hangs above you. 00:19:58.542 --> 00:19:59.282 It'll just hang up. 00:19:59.302 --> 00:19:59.922 Okay, great. 00:20:00.002 --> 00:20:01.342 How are we hanging it, Clair? 00:20:01.362 --> 00:20:04.222 How are we hanging it to make sure it doesn't fall on me and crush me? 00:20:04.322 --> 00:20:04.822 Strings. 00:20:07.522 --> 00:20:08.722 Can't argue with that one. 00:20:09.242 --> 00:20:10.702 Sounds good to me. 00:20:11.002 --> 00:20:13.022 Yeah, I think that those are pretty good solutions. 00:20:13.222 --> 00:20:14.262 I'm glad you think this. 00:20:14.322 --> 00:20:15.002 Yeah, yeah. 00:20:16.442 --> 00:20:18.322 I think the Blowwetter is probably our best bet. 00:20:18.562 --> 00:20:21.002 So a thing happened. 00:20:21.202 --> 00:20:27.742 So we got some fan art, and we have not stopped dying about it since. 00:20:27.802 --> 00:20:30.022 We're currently dead and still dying. 00:20:30.042 --> 00:20:44.782 If you go and check on our Twitter account at Salt Cravings on Twitter, you'll see one of the recent posts is us retweeting a poster that was made by Carolina Cordero at Colorful underscore OT on Twitter. 00:20:44.862 --> 00:20:47.362 That's Colorful with the Canadian U in there. 00:20:47.502 --> 00:20:48.262 Yeah. 00:20:48.282 --> 00:20:49.862 The best spelling of it. 00:20:49.902 --> 00:20:50.942 They sent us an email. 00:20:51.082 --> 00:20:53.682 Yeah, and it had a poster for Letters to the Moon. 00:20:53.822 --> 00:20:56.022 Which is, which you may remember from our- 00:20:56.042 --> 00:20:56.822 From episode one. 00:20:56.842 --> 00:21:02.002 From episode one, the lesbian rom-com in space that we came up with. 00:21:02.242 --> 00:21:03.482 God, which is so good. 00:21:03.482 --> 00:21:04.342 It's so good. 00:21:04.362 --> 00:21:08.762 I think it's still one of our best concepts, which is excellent, because it came from literally episode one. 00:21:09.102 --> 00:21:13.002 And the poster for it is amazing, and I would highly recommend checking it out. 00:21:13.042 --> 00:21:16.402 Yeah, so I guess the fan craving was making a poster. 00:21:16.502 --> 00:21:17.802 Is this a fan craving? 00:21:17.982 --> 00:21:21.322 They said that they had a craving to make a poster. 00:21:21.442 --> 00:21:22.622 Yeah, okay, yay. 00:21:22.802 --> 00:21:28.122 So really, I think the solution to this craving is everyone needs to just be making a poster. 00:21:28.122 --> 00:21:30.102 Make posters of the Blowwetter. 00:21:30.282 --> 00:21:34.762 Well, mm, well, yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure, sure. 00:21:35.022 --> 00:21:39.702 Just really go hog wild with that one and come up with whatever. 00:21:39.802 --> 00:21:43.902 Also, Clair, something I wanted to bring up is I was re-listening to episode zero. 00:21:43.922 --> 00:21:46.202 This is sort of just craving throwbacks. 00:21:46.382 --> 00:21:53.442 But I was re-listening to episode zero when we brought up the craving idea, because episode zero was us deciding what this podcast was gonna be about. 00:21:53.542 --> 00:22:01.862 We talked about fan cravings, but instead of calling them cravings, which we decided they're called, we originally had the idea of calling it Cravings Corner. 00:22:02.142 --> 00:22:02.702 Yeah. 00:22:02.722 --> 00:22:04.082 And that was super cute. 00:22:04.162 --> 00:22:09.162 And now I'm unsure if we're gonna refer to them as cravings or craving corner. 00:22:10.022 --> 00:22:14.162 Well, it's like any good thesis, it's cravings colon cravings corner. 00:22:14.862 --> 00:22:15.962 Great, great. 00:22:15.982 --> 00:22:19.582 So welcome to cravings colon craving corner. 00:22:19.742 --> 00:22:22.882 We have to say the colon every time. 00:22:23.262 --> 00:22:24.762 It's very important. 00:22:24.762 --> 00:22:29.622 This week, we're, yeah, we just are revisiting this excellent, excellent poster. 00:22:29.742 --> 00:22:35.562 I think we should revisit Letters to the Moon, which is, I think it deserves some like updated thoughts. 00:22:35.622 --> 00:22:41.642 I think, yeah, this can be a fun segment where we try to remember our ideas and like revisit them. 00:22:41.662 --> 00:22:49.922 Well, I remember that it's the Moon government and the Earth government trying to keep these two people apart because there's something with shipping. 00:22:50.362 --> 00:22:57.602 Well, yes, it was, there was like, letters were the only thing that could travel from the Earth to the Moon, because the Moon was anti-technology. 00:22:58.602 --> 00:23:05.122 One of them was a person who traveled to the Moon because her job was to deliver packages. 00:23:05.302 --> 00:23:06.662 And to deliver these letters. 00:23:06.682 --> 00:23:11.862 And then the other person is on Earth and they were the ones sending the letters to the Moon. 00:23:11.962 --> 00:23:14.362 How can we, what is revisiting this? 00:23:14.382 --> 00:23:16.262 How can we make this even better? 00:23:16.362 --> 00:23:17.862 Is this the goal of this? 00:23:18.142 --> 00:23:19.182 What are we doing, Clair? 00:23:20.782 --> 00:23:24.762 I just think it's a real good poster and I just wanted to think about it for a bit. 00:23:24.862 --> 00:23:31.622 So did I, I think that in light of the poster, we clearly have the whole design of the whole movie. 00:23:31.622 --> 00:23:34.002 I mean, I think the aesthetic is all planned out now. 00:23:34.062 --> 00:23:35.982 I think the aesthetic is all planned out now. 00:23:36.002 --> 00:23:37.022 Yeah, absolutely. 00:23:37.102 --> 00:23:38.822 Clair, how are we getting this movie made? 00:23:38.822 --> 00:23:40.982 So now we have a poster, now it's real. 00:23:41.102 --> 00:23:42.862 So how are we getting this movie made? 00:23:42.982 --> 00:23:45.662 Hmm, who's directing? 00:23:45.682 --> 00:23:45.942 Yeah. 00:23:45.962 --> 00:23:46.522 Who's directing? 00:23:46.542 --> 00:23:46.922 The M. 00:23:46.942 --> 00:23:48.142 Night Shyamalan. 00:23:48.162 --> 00:23:50.582 No, no, it isn't, you stop. 00:23:50.982 --> 00:23:52.942 There's no twist, there's no twist. 00:23:53.362 --> 00:23:55.862 The twist is the earth was the moon. 00:23:57.822 --> 00:24:01.202 The earth was the moon the whole time, the moon landing was faked. 00:24:02.142 --> 00:24:04.222 Who's some other directors that exist that aren't just- 00:24:04.242 --> 00:24:05.142 Like anyone in Hollywood. 00:24:05.162 --> 00:24:06.522 Can we get JJ Abrams? 00:24:06.682 --> 00:24:07.422 Lens Flare. 00:24:07.562 --> 00:24:10.242 I mean, yeah, the moon is just a lens flare. 00:24:10.262 --> 00:24:12.222 He did Star Wars, he could do Letters to the Moon. 00:24:12.302 --> 00:24:15.042 Yeah, okay, I mean, that's a pretty solid resume. 00:24:15.102 --> 00:24:16.382 I don't know, like, yeah. 00:24:16.402 --> 00:24:18.102 He did Star Wars, he also did Star Trek. 00:24:18.402 --> 00:24:20.042 He's got space under his belt. 00:24:20.442 --> 00:24:21.482 He is, this will be easy. 00:24:21.502 --> 00:24:23.322 There's a lot of space under his belt. 00:24:23.342 --> 00:24:25.502 There's a lot of snow. 00:24:25.722 --> 00:24:28.082 Why do you have to make things weird? 00:24:28.482 --> 00:24:29.202 I don't know. 00:24:29.222 --> 00:24:30.702 It's okay. 00:24:30.882 --> 00:24:31.682 But I think JJ. 00:24:31.702 --> 00:24:33.382 Abrams is Gopal's director. 00:24:33.622 --> 00:24:35.682 What's the budget of this film? 00:24:36.462 --> 00:24:40.622 It's either like $10 or $10 million, and there is no in between. 00:24:40.622 --> 00:24:47.882 I love the idea of $10 million being a large amount of a budget for a film, which it is not. 00:24:48.142 --> 00:24:49.862 Yeah, I mean, this is an indie film. 00:24:50.202 --> 00:24:53.842 Right, this is an indie film, directed by JJ. 00:24:56.982 --> 00:24:59.382 Abrams wants to return to his roots in indie. 00:24:59.782 --> 00:25:01.562 I have no idea if he's ever done indie. 00:25:01.762 --> 00:25:03.962 I don't think so, but it's okay. 00:25:04.042 --> 00:25:05.182 Are there indie directors? 00:25:05.182 --> 00:25:07.222 Is Edgar Wright still an indie director? 00:25:07.242 --> 00:25:08.142 I don't know. 00:25:08.162 --> 00:25:11.382 The problem with this is I don't know who directs anything. 00:25:11.402 --> 00:25:12.722 Edgar Wright directed Scott Pilgrim. 00:25:12.982 --> 00:25:13.602 Oh, okay. 00:25:13.662 --> 00:25:16.142 Are we gonna do a Scott Pilgrim style Letters to the Moon? 00:25:16.222 --> 00:25:17.902 I mean, isn't that just comic book style? 00:25:17.922 --> 00:25:20.462 Can't we just have the director for Spider-Verse done? 00:25:20.622 --> 00:25:21.382 Yeah. 00:25:21.402 --> 00:25:24.342 An arguably better comic book movie? 00:25:24.622 --> 00:25:26.962 Decidedly better comic book movie. 00:25:26.982 --> 00:25:27.462 That's true. 00:25:27.702 --> 00:25:29.222 Yes, let's absolutely do that. 00:25:29.402 --> 00:25:30.462 Oh, is it animated? 00:25:30.482 --> 00:25:32.022 Are we doing it animated or are we doing it? 00:25:32.802 --> 00:25:33.402 That'd be cute. 00:25:33.422 --> 00:25:35.042 I'm always for animation. 00:25:35.322 --> 00:25:37.322 Oh, is this anime or? 00:25:37.342 --> 00:25:38.802 No, we've already done anime. 00:25:38.822 --> 00:25:40.162 Right, we've done anime with- 00:25:40.182 --> 00:25:41.922 Giant mech mystery. 00:25:41.942 --> 00:25:45.082 With our commanding officer as a dickwad and is going to betray us. 00:25:45.682 --> 00:25:47.882 So I think it's like Pixar animated. 00:25:47.962 --> 00:25:48.682 I think it is. 00:25:48.722 --> 00:25:49.322 I like that. 00:25:49.342 --> 00:25:50.062 I like that a lot. 00:25:50.182 --> 00:25:57.422 Letters to the Moon, a much bigger budget than $10 million because again, this is an animated film and will require a large team of animators. 00:25:57.502 --> 00:25:58.682 10 bucks each. 00:25:58.822 --> 00:25:59.142 Great. 00:25:59.162 --> 00:25:59.762 On the coffee. 00:25:59.782 --> 00:26:02.082 Yeah, let's not pay our animators, Clair. 00:26:02.102 --> 00:26:02.902 That's a good idea. 00:26:03.022 --> 00:26:04.342 We'll be just like Hollywood. 00:26:07.442 --> 00:26:10.362 I think we've taken further steps. 00:26:10.382 --> 00:26:13.062 We have a poster, we have a director, we have a budget. 00:26:13.442 --> 00:26:15.762 We can find lead voice actors, you know? 00:26:15.862 --> 00:26:16.702 That's no problem. 00:26:16.762 --> 00:26:18.382 Everyone wants to star in movies. 00:26:18.462 --> 00:26:19.822 Everyone wants to star in a movie. 00:26:19.942 --> 00:26:22.502 Hey, can we have like cameo roles in it? 00:26:24.662 --> 00:26:26.942 Like Stan Lee, but it's just us. 00:26:27.822 --> 00:26:30.282 Wow, I can't believe they went up to the moon. 00:26:31.722 --> 00:26:33.362 The Salt Craving cinematic universe. 00:26:35.962 --> 00:26:38.562 Would you like to give me another craving? 00:26:38.762 --> 00:26:39.682 Yeah, sure. 00:26:39.962 --> 00:26:52.222 Sure, so my next craving, I am gonna have more time now that I am finished my undergrad, and while I do have a craving for grad school, don't plan to go back into it anytime soon. 00:26:52.242 --> 00:26:53.362 That's like 20 years away. 00:26:53.422 --> 00:26:54.282 Stuff like that. 00:26:54.762 --> 00:26:56.042 40 years away, you know? 00:26:56.202 --> 00:26:57.122 Yeah, similar. 00:26:57.142 --> 00:26:58.422 It's a similar timeline. 00:26:58.582 --> 00:27:02.482 My next craving is a new website for Salt Cravings. 00:27:02.802 --> 00:27:05.462 Is this an announcement or just a craving? 00:27:05.762 --> 00:27:08.722 I mean, it can be a pre-announcement. 00:27:09.122 --> 00:27:11.442 It's the desire of an announcement. 00:27:11.602 --> 00:27:13.082 It's the announcement of the announcement. 00:27:14.242 --> 00:27:18.082 At a future day, we're gonna announce a new Salt Cravings website. 00:27:18.102 --> 00:27:22.042 Yeah, and so with more time, I can make this. 00:27:22.562 --> 00:27:24.262 And so I wanted to talk to you. 00:27:24.282 --> 00:27:28.162 And I guess like anyone listening could send in their ideas too. 00:27:28.382 --> 00:27:31.002 What are some cravings about the new website? 00:27:31.022 --> 00:27:32.522 What are some things? 00:27:32.542 --> 00:27:33.482 And I have some ideas. 00:27:33.482 --> 00:27:51.882 God, there's like some not funny answers I could give that are just genuinely like, I would like for it to maybe be a little less busy and have a little more like, I don't even know if I want like a professional because it's right now it's very, there's a lot of colors and I love a lot of colors, but it's also very busy, you know? 00:27:51.902 --> 00:27:54.442 Okay, you mean in terms of colors? 00:27:54.462 --> 00:27:56.702 In terms of colors, in terms of a lot going on. 00:27:56.722 --> 00:27:58.462 So there are like three colors. 00:27:58.482 --> 00:27:59.582 There's a lot of colors. 00:27:59.602 --> 00:28:00.802 Yeah, the whole thing is colors. 00:28:00.902 --> 00:28:03.462 There's three of them and this the whole thing is the three of them. 00:28:04.362 --> 00:28:06.442 So I mean, there's the opportunities there. 00:28:06.462 --> 00:28:07.302 Can you use more grays? 00:28:08.382 --> 00:28:10.642 We'll have a Noir website. 00:28:11.002 --> 00:28:11.942 Ooh, Noir website. 00:28:11.962 --> 00:28:12.922 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:28:12.942 --> 00:28:15.882 Now it's just like, this is the new Salt Cravings because it's Noir now. 00:28:16.882 --> 00:28:20.682 She walked in and I could tell that she was salty. 00:28:21.182 --> 00:28:23.122 Nevermind, I'm stopping right there. 00:28:23.522 --> 00:28:28.442 I'm stopping right the fuck there because I do not want to... 00:28:28.582 --> 00:28:31.962 I did not think that one through, but I think a Noir website's a great idea. 00:28:31.982 --> 00:28:34.142 I think it's just gotta be like all black and white. 00:28:34.442 --> 00:28:38.682 You click on the doors to open them, and they are the different cravings. 00:28:38.742 --> 00:28:40.682 Yeah, but the cravings will shoot you. 00:28:41.882 --> 00:28:46.062 All right, it's a highly dangerous website. 00:28:46.082 --> 00:28:47.782 Well, that's what Noir is, Clair. 00:28:47.882 --> 00:28:51.042 It's a dangerous world out there, criminal scum. 00:28:52.062 --> 00:29:01.342 Alternatively, if we didn't want to go with a Noir website, I really think that there is potential for a very minimalist website, and by minimalist, I mean tiny. 00:29:03.042 --> 00:29:05.482 So imagine you have the website, right? 00:29:05.842 --> 00:29:06.262 Okay. 00:29:06.282 --> 00:29:07.562 I'm holding the website. 00:29:07.582 --> 00:29:08.702 Right, you're holding the website. 00:29:08.722 --> 00:29:14.742 Now, shrink all the text, images and everything on the website down to a tenth of the size. 00:29:16.362 --> 00:29:16.642 All right. 00:29:16.662 --> 00:29:28.442 So 90% of the website is just white, and then there's 10% right in the middle, which is all the actual functionality in text and images of the website. 00:29:29.322 --> 00:29:32.042 So is this proportional to the screen size? 00:29:33.602 --> 00:29:38.842 So if you buy like a 10,000 foot screen, you can use it as normal. 00:29:39.662 --> 00:29:40.222 Okay. 00:29:40.242 --> 00:29:40.742 Great. 00:29:40.762 --> 00:29:42.482 Minimalism is super popular right now. 00:29:42.502 --> 00:29:44.222 You know, we're Marie Kondo-ing our website. 00:29:44.242 --> 00:29:44.882 That's what that means. 00:29:44.962 --> 00:29:46.102 We're shrinking it down. 00:29:46.742 --> 00:29:49.042 Marie Kondo, inventor of the shrink ray. 00:29:51.262 --> 00:29:54.442 A shrink ray that works especially well on digital things. 00:29:55.202 --> 00:29:56.722 Do you have specific ideas, Clair? 00:29:57.342 --> 00:29:59.282 I didn't have any joke answers. 00:29:59.422 --> 00:30:04.082 Yeah, I was thinking that we would talk about jokes on our joke podcast. 00:30:04.102 --> 00:30:06.302 Listen, jokes are what if, okay, here we go. 00:30:06.462 --> 00:30:09.062 So, you know how it's a joke podcast, right? 00:30:09.342 --> 00:30:11.022 Well, it's a smart girl joke podcast. 00:30:11.022 --> 00:30:12.782 It's a smart girl joke podcast. 00:30:12.862 --> 00:30:20.122 What if instead of posting our episodes to the website, we just posted one joke every day? 00:30:20.142 --> 00:30:22.922 Oh, I like this. 00:30:22.942 --> 00:30:30.482 And so we do record the podcast and then we just listen to it, and then we pull jokes out of context and we put them on the website. 00:30:31.702 --> 00:30:33.442 This would be a lot less work for us. 00:30:33.822 --> 00:30:35.182 I think it might be more work. 00:30:35.862 --> 00:30:36.302 Would it? 00:30:36.402 --> 00:30:37.662 No, it would be less. 00:30:37.782 --> 00:30:39.582 It'd be less work because you just have to listen. 00:30:39.602 --> 00:30:40.722 All right, there's a good joke. 00:30:40.742 --> 00:30:41.302 Write that in. 00:30:41.382 --> 00:30:46.182 You can record an episode and then use that for like 20 days. 00:30:46.202 --> 00:30:47.842 That's a lot of joke usage. 00:30:47.862 --> 00:30:50.582 We make a lot of jokes on this joke smart girl podcast. 00:30:50.742 --> 00:30:54.062 I mean, you can still listen to the podcast, but no longer on the website. 00:30:54.202 --> 00:30:55.762 You can only listen to it. 00:30:55.902 --> 00:31:00.922 This is exclusively on what's a podcast platform. 00:31:01.042 --> 00:31:03.502 iTunes, Google Play, Spotify. 00:31:03.702 --> 00:31:04.602 More obscure. 00:31:04.642 --> 00:31:06.822 blueberry.com, I think. 00:31:06.842 --> 00:31:07.942 Sure, blueberry.com. 00:31:07.962 --> 00:31:08.502 That sounds good. 00:31:08.522 --> 00:31:15.362 We're making an exclusive deal with blueberry.com, where you can only listen to our episodes there and not anywhere else. 00:31:16.362 --> 00:31:18.422 And they're paying us so much money for it, Clair. 00:31:18.442 --> 00:31:20.042 $500 an episode. 00:31:20.062 --> 00:31:22.642 They're paying us $500 an episode, just like iTunes does. 00:31:23.442 --> 00:31:24.742 That's why we switch. 00:31:25.462 --> 00:31:26.702 Hey, I have a great idea. 00:31:27.162 --> 00:31:29.462 Right now, you know, we have a really good font, I think. 00:31:29.602 --> 00:31:31.822 But what if that font was Wingdings? 00:31:34.082 --> 00:31:36.262 What if we didn't do font anymore? 00:31:37.422 --> 00:31:39.742 What if it was an All Photos website? 00:31:39.802 --> 00:31:41.162 An All Photos website. 00:31:41.602 --> 00:31:43.322 No text anywhere. 00:31:43.342 --> 00:31:44.782 It's hieroglyphics now. 00:31:44.802 --> 00:31:45.782 This is all we're doing. 00:31:45.882 --> 00:31:48.442 If you can't figure it out, sounds like a you problem. 00:31:48.462 --> 00:31:49.922 Shouldn't have learned how to read. 00:31:50.142 --> 00:31:54.902 Alternatively, instead of images, we just do image art with text. 00:31:55.122 --> 00:31:55.802 Image art? 00:31:56.082 --> 00:31:58.602 Yeah, you know how you can draw things like the bunny? 00:31:58.742 --> 00:31:59.682 I don't know what to talk about. 00:31:59.722 --> 00:32:00.342 Ascii art. 00:32:00.342 --> 00:32:01.862 Ascii art, yeah. 00:32:01.882 --> 00:32:04.102 What if we just do an Ascii art website? 00:32:04.202 --> 00:32:05.602 I like that, I like that a lot. 00:32:05.622 --> 00:32:09.122 It's just, there's just a picture of us, but it's all in Ascii art. 00:32:09.182 --> 00:32:13.322 And the transcriptions are also Ascii art, but they're Ascii art of bigger letters. 00:32:13.522 --> 00:32:15.562 Great, yeah, that'll be really accessible. 00:32:16.062 --> 00:32:17.562 That'll be really accessible. 00:32:18.062 --> 00:32:19.782 It'll be so good for people. 00:32:19.882 --> 00:32:21.762 The other possibility is Clipart. 00:32:21.962 --> 00:32:24.722 We just use Clipart for everything. 00:32:24.862 --> 00:32:25.182 It's a full- 00:32:25.202 --> 00:32:26.282 What if we have Clippy? 00:32:26.302 --> 00:32:27.362 Ooh, Clippy! 00:32:27.382 --> 00:32:28.442 What if we put Clippy on the list? 00:32:28.462 --> 00:32:31.582 We're bringing Clippy back into the fold in our- 00:32:31.582 --> 00:32:33.042 Clippy's back, bitches. 00:32:34.822 --> 00:32:36.562 That's what it says on the- 00:32:36.582 --> 00:32:42.702 When you hover over Clippy, and then when you click Clippy, he goes, ooh, yeah. 00:32:43.102 --> 00:32:50.002 But it's like written in such a, oh no, it's not just written, you hear the sound of him going, oh, yeah. 00:32:50.322 --> 00:32:56.582 So that's a really good website change. 00:32:56.602 --> 00:32:57.002 Yeah. 00:32:57.722 --> 00:33:01.482 Oh, what if we take it real back to like some old Tumblr blog days? 00:33:01.502 --> 00:33:02.902 Reblog your favorite episode. 00:33:02.922 --> 00:33:04.302 Reblog your favorite joke. 00:33:04.422 --> 00:33:07.362 I mean, this is just like, if we had a Tumblr, that's what we would do. 00:33:07.382 --> 00:33:08.942 The website's now a Tumblr. 00:33:09.002 --> 00:33:10.542 Also, I was also- 00:33:10.562 --> 00:33:12.902 saltcravings.com now forwards to Tumblr. 00:33:12.922 --> 00:33:14.962 Yeah, absolutely. 00:33:15.262 --> 00:33:16.922 Also, a custom cursor. 00:33:17.962 --> 00:33:21.582 And it leaves this trail of stars, of course, because it's salt. 00:33:21.602 --> 00:33:23.602 No, it leaves a trail of salt. 00:33:23.622 --> 00:33:25.182 And it leaves this trail of salt. 00:33:25.342 --> 00:33:26.742 And the salt doesn't go away. 00:33:26.762 --> 00:33:28.162 It just stays there. 00:33:28.782 --> 00:33:29.762 Good, great. 00:33:29.882 --> 00:33:31.922 Even when you refresh the page, it's still there. 00:33:31.942 --> 00:33:33.202 Or even when you change the tab. 00:33:34.482 --> 00:33:36.062 Even when you close the window. 00:33:36.082 --> 00:33:37.342 That's too much salt. 00:33:37.502 --> 00:33:38.722 Not for my cravings. 00:33:39.822 --> 00:33:42.722 Are those useful, workable ideas for you? 00:33:42.742 --> 00:33:44.502 Yeah, I'm gonna get to work on these immediately. 00:33:44.682 --> 00:33:45.722 Great, great, great, great. 00:33:45.742 --> 00:33:48.482 I can't wait to see the new Salt Cravings website. 00:33:48.502 --> 00:33:49.002 Who knows? 00:33:49.122 --> 00:33:50.122 Yeah, it will look like. 00:33:50.282 --> 00:33:51.902 Yeah, it's impossible to know. 00:33:51.922 --> 00:33:52.902 It's all asking her. 00:33:53.142 --> 00:33:54.142 Do you have a craving? 00:33:54.542 --> 00:33:58.422 I do have a craving, and it's about knowing the unknown. 00:33:58.782 --> 00:34:03.782 See, I've gotten really into watching YouTube videos from Did You Know Gaming. 00:34:04.702 --> 00:34:12.182 Yeah, so Did You Know Gaming is just like a YouTube channel where they talk about interesting facts and trivia about various video games. 00:34:12.262 --> 00:34:13.922 Wow, I didn't know that. 00:34:14.102 --> 00:34:15.802 I guess I know that now. 00:34:15.842 --> 00:34:16.722 Did you know? 00:34:17.962 --> 00:34:23.562 And it's got me very pumped up about learning all these background facts and like trivia and information like that. 00:34:23.622 --> 00:34:25.622 Really what I'm craving is secret facts and trivia. 00:34:25.642 --> 00:34:32.902 So I'm wondering, Clair, what are some secret facts and trivia that we can share with people about salt cravings? 00:34:33.182 --> 00:34:35.722 What's some Did You Know salt cravings? 00:34:37.822 --> 00:34:41.922 Did you know that salt cravings was born on a couch? 00:34:42.502 --> 00:34:43.822 That's true, isn't it? 00:34:43.862 --> 00:34:44.502 It's great. 00:34:44.522 --> 00:34:45.422 Yeah, that's true. 00:34:45.782 --> 00:34:47.782 We were literally sitting on a couch. 00:34:48.022 --> 00:34:51.482 Did you know salt cravings was the child of sleep deprivation? 00:34:51.702 --> 00:34:56.602 Did you know salt cravings came immediately after watching Scott Pilgrim vs. 00:34:57.642 --> 00:34:58.922 What a horrible birthing. 00:34:59.102 --> 00:35:01.682 These are all good and interesting secret facts. 00:35:02.082 --> 00:35:07.562 I would also like to inform people that salt cravings is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 00:35:08.342 --> 00:35:11.402 And they just are completely quiet and don't say anything. 00:35:11.502 --> 00:35:12.862 They do a really good job of that. 00:35:12.882 --> 00:35:17.182 They do a really good job, but we do need them here because we can't do it when no one's looking. 00:35:17.202 --> 00:35:18.742 We can only perform under pressure. 00:35:18.762 --> 00:35:20.462 We can only perform under the pressure. 00:35:21.102 --> 00:35:22.822 If there is no pressure, we crack. 00:35:22.982 --> 00:35:25.282 There needs to be at least 10 other people in the room. 00:35:25.302 --> 00:35:26.922 Physically applying pressure. 00:35:26.942 --> 00:35:32.082 Yeah, physically applying pressure onto us, onto our bodies. 00:35:32.342 --> 00:35:36.782 We do this in the middle of a massage, which is why episodes are an hour long. 00:35:36.802 --> 00:35:38.202 The masseuse is only here for an hour. 00:35:38.462 --> 00:35:42.102 We never cut anything, so we only record for an hour. 00:35:42.222 --> 00:35:45.662 I guess that's the other thing to know, is we never cut anything. 00:35:45.802 --> 00:35:46.282 Yeah. 00:35:46.302 --> 00:35:46.942 That's the secret. 00:35:47.142 --> 00:35:50.522 Fun fact, behind the scenes, Clair doesn't actually edit this show. 00:35:50.542 --> 00:35:52.082 Yeah, it all goes on with no editing. 00:35:52.102 --> 00:35:53.662 It all goes on with no editing. 00:35:53.682 --> 00:35:56.622 We are just this on point all the time. 00:35:56.702 --> 00:36:03.702 Fun fact, Salt Cravings is incredibly easy to produce because there's no editing, and I don't put any time into it at all. 00:36:03.722 --> 00:36:08.222 Well, and also another fun fact is the transcriptions are just done by a robot. 00:36:08.242 --> 00:36:10.482 And therefore, they're super easy to do as well. 00:36:10.602 --> 00:36:12.962 None of this show takes any time to produce. 00:36:13.062 --> 00:36:14.842 It's all very simple. 00:36:14.862 --> 00:36:19.202 You click buttons and it automatically uploads and has a full transcript. 00:36:19.342 --> 00:36:22.662 Fun fact, it's not actually us speaking, it's our clones. 00:36:22.782 --> 00:36:23.922 It's actually our clones. 00:36:23.942 --> 00:36:26.822 It's actually the clone Brianna and the clone Clair. 00:36:26.882 --> 00:36:29.482 The Clairn and the clone Anna. 00:36:30.302 --> 00:36:32.862 Yeah, they are, by they, I mean we. 00:36:33.062 --> 00:36:34.202 It's very complicated. 00:36:34.222 --> 00:36:39.102 You know, I kind of forget which of us is the clone, which of us is the original sometimes. 00:36:39.422 --> 00:36:47.502 As the clone, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I'm the clone, and I'm pretty sure that we were made exclusively to produce this podcast. 00:36:47.522 --> 00:36:48.622 We live in a box. 00:36:48.922 --> 00:36:50.402 We live in a box, they let us out. 00:36:50.422 --> 00:36:52.862 Surrounded by a studio audience applying pressure. 00:36:52.882 --> 00:36:53.462 It's true. 00:36:53.482 --> 00:36:54.842 In a massage parlor. 00:36:54.922 --> 00:36:58.902 And it's important to note this, because as we know, and this is, you know, this is like- 00:36:58.922 --> 00:36:59.602 In Smash Bros. 00:36:59.782 --> 00:37:01.222 The originals are in Smash Bros. 00:37:01.922 --> 00:37:04.202 The clones are out here in the real world. 00:37:04.662 --> 00:37:07.882 Meanwhile, the originals are inside Smash Bros. 00:37:07.882 --> 00:37:10.142 fighting it out, you know, in Smash Ultimate. 00:37:10.162 --> 00:37:11.342 That's the next DLC. 00:37:11.562 --> 00:37:12.742 Just hasn't been announced yet. 00:37:12.762 --> 00:37:14.602 It hasn't been announced yet, but it is coming. 00:37:14.622 --> 00:37:16.182 This is sort of a reveal too. 00:37:16.182 --> 00:37:18.162 Like we're gonna be the next DLC. 00:37:18.322 --> 00:37:26.062 Another fun fact is every time I record this podcast, I can see Santa's head looking at me up turned. 00:37:26.282 --> 00:37:31.002 And so I can't see the eyes, and I can just see a giant beard, and it's very unsettling. 00:37:31.322 --> 00:37:35.422 Santa loves you. 00:37:35.442 --> 00:37:37.602 What are other fun facts about Salt Cravings? 00:37:37.802 --> 00:37:39.702 Alexa, what's a fun fact? 00:37:40.082 --> 00:37:49.022 President Calvin Coolidge had a donkey called Ebenezer, a group of lion cubs called the Tax Reduction and Budget Bureau, and a pygmy hippopotamus called Billy. 00:37:49.142 --> 00:37:51.182 Well, that's a fun fact about Salt Cravings. 00:37:51.202 --> 00:37:53.162 That is a fun fact about Salt Cravings. 00:37:53.162 --> 00:38:00.402 And by Salt Cravings, we mean President Calvin Coolidge, who it should be noted is in the live studio audience right now. 00:38:00.602 --> 00:38:04.682 The live studio audience is actually just made up of former presidents of the United States. 00:38:04.982 --> 00:38:06.762 You know, like most of them are terrible people. 00:38:06.962 --> 00:38:08.302 That's why they're applying pressure. 00:38:08.322 --> 00:38:10.102 That's why they're applying so much pressure. 00:38:10.122 --> 00:38:14.182 Most of them are dead also, it's important to note, but we do have their skeletons right here. 00:38:14.522 --> 00:38:16.002 We've reanimated their skeletons. 00:38:16.062 --> 00:38:18.802 Also an important fact about Salt Cravings, we are both witches. 00:38:19.062 --> 00:38:19.602 Yeah. 00:38:19.822 --> 00:38:21.942 We are both witches with necromancy powers. 00:38:22.962 --> 00:38:24.902 I don't know what other truth there is. 00:38:25.182 --> 00:38:26.802 It's all falsities from here. 00:38:26.822 --> 00:38:30.862 Yeah, there's not an unlimited amount of secret facts and trivia, right? 00:38:30.882 --> 00:38:35.822 Like we were kind of giving up all of it, and we need to do, we still need to keep some secrets for ourselves. 00:38:35.842 --> 00:38:36.642 It's like a recipe. 00:38:36.902 --> 00:38:42.722 You can't give up all the secret facts and trivia because anyone could make it then, and you've got to keep that on locks. 00:38:42.902 --> 00:38:50.662 But we can talk about these aspects of Salt Cravings, like that it was birthed on a couch after watching Scout Pilgrim, and because of sleep deprivation. 00:38:51.162 --> 00:39:00.502 Like there's Santa looking at me, like that Calvin Coolidge had these animals, that it is filmed in front of a live studio audience full of former US presidents. 00:39:00.602 --> 00:39:02.182 Who are reanimated as skeletons. 00:39:02.202 --> 00:39:05.202 Who are reanimated as skeletons because we are witches with necromancy powers. 00:39:05.302 --> 00:39:08.002 And any other facts, you know, we've just told so many facts. 00:39:08.082 --> 00:39:09.402 All right, tell me one lie. 00:39:09.762 --> 00:39:11.462 Okay, here's the lie. 00:39:11.742 --> 00:39:13.982 The lie is, Clair, that I'm straight. 00:39:14.002 --> 00:39:15.402 Do you want to tell me one lie? 00:39:15.422 --> 00:39:17.502 Hippos have 10 nipples. 00:39:22.362 --> 00:39:23.382 The 10 hippo nipples, yeah. 00:39:23.402 --> 00:39:26.202 You can count all 10 hippo nipples on your little fingers. 00:39:26.642 --> 00:39:30.442 God, we just have so much knowledge, Clair, now that we are degreed. 00:39:30.542 --> 00:39:32.722 We really, this has been a show about education, right? 00:39:32.742 --> 00:39:36.042 We've been educating on, you know, secret facts and trivia. 00:39:36.362 --> 00:39:38.662 I mean, it's not a show about jokes anymore. 00:39:38.682 --> 00:39:42.182 We are just going to post fun facts on the website. 00:39:42.202 --> 00:39:43.222 Yeah, that's also important. 00:39:43.242 --> 00:39:46.862 Yeah, yeah, so we are gonna be educating on the website. 00:39:48.202 --> 00:39:53.022 saltcravings.edu..edu, we've educated about grad school and some thesis ideas. 00:39:53.042 --> 00:39:56.422 We've educated about showers and how that whole thing works. 00:40:04.522 --> 00:40:10.102 I hope that people appreciate this new direction of Salt Cravings, a smart girl podcast. 00:40:10.322 --> 00:40:25.862 And if you want to find out more information and learn more about Salt Cravings and the awesome information and knowledge that we have to share with you, you can follow us at Salt Cravings on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. 00:40:26.182 --> 00:40:35.042 And if you would like to submit your cravings for us to, you know, bestow knowledge upon and solve, you can do that at submissions at saltcravings.com. 00:40:35.222 --> 00:40:39.602 While you're at it, you can leave a rating or review because you just like our show so much. 00:40:39.622 --> 00:40:44.922 But it's now, by the way, instead of being grouped in as a comedy podcast, we're now an educational podcast. 00:40:44.942 --> 00:40:47.562 So, you know, I think that that's, is that all? 00:40:47.582 --> 00:40:49.642 Is that all the knowledge that we have to share today? 00:40:49.662 --> 00:40:50.062 Cause you know. 00:40:50.082 --> 00:40:52.782 I think we have one more fact we can share. 00:40:52.782 --> 00:40:54.942 What's the one extra fact that we can share? 00:40:55.662 --> 00:40:56.522 Don't go to university. 00:40:57.882 --> 00:40:59.302 Don't fucking go to university.