WEBVTT 00:00:26.439 --> 00:00:31.679 Good morning, everyone, and welcome to Salt Cravings Flight 24. 00:00:31.699 --> 00:00:33.539 These are your captains speaking. 00:00:34.299 --> 00:00:34.959 I'm Brianna. 00:00:34.979 --> 00:00:36.719 I am Passenger Clair. 00:00:36.739 --> 00:00:38.259 I got on the wrong flight. 00:00:38.919 --> 00:00:42.259 I was supposed to be on flight for 2069. 00:00:42.339 --> 00:00:44.039 She's kidding, of course. 00:00:44.059 --> 00:00:44.999 She's kidding, of course. 00:00:45.019 --> 00:00:45.699 She's my co-pilot. 00:00:47.099 --> 00:00:50.959 She is my co-pilot, and she's absolutely not a passenger. 00:00:50.979 --> 00:00:52.679 I don't have my pilot's license. 00:00:57.219 --> 00:00:58.739 She's absolutely joking. 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:02.379 I cannot stress enough how much this is a joke, and I wish you would stop. 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:04.419 You're joking. 00:01:04.419 --> 00:01:06.539 And drense will be served soon. 00:01:09.659 --> 00:01:14.979 If you want to, we'll see the flight attendants doing a safety demonstration. 00:01:15.099 --> 00:01:17.919 In the case of emergency, please make sure to jump. 00:01:26.859 --> 00:01:27.339 You're my co-pilot. 00:01:29.119 --> 00:01:30.079 God damn it. 00:01:30.499 --> 00:01:31.879 You're my co-pilot. 00:01:31.899 --> 00:01:33.259 You're the only one I have. 00:01:34.259 --> 00:01:35.559 They didn't give me another. 00:01:35.579 --> 00:01:39.159 I thought we were together in pilot school. 00:01:41.919 --> 00:01:44.099 This flight seems to have gotten off track a little bit. 00:01:44.119 --> 00:01:47.399 We are gonna get it back on track. 00:01:47.659 --> 00:01:51.179 Today, we have some of the finest cravings. 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:58.619 If you open your menus, your in-flight menus, you'll see lots of in-flight options for different cravings and different solutions. 00:01:58.639 --> 00:02:00.539 So we're just gonna go over those. 00:02:00.559 --> 00:02:02.799 This one looks tasty. 00:02:03.399 --> 00:02:05.919 Yeah, it does look, that one looks really tasty. 00:02:06.419 --> 00:02:08.419 Do you wanna maybe explain what that one is? 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:10.119 Not in this voice. 00:02:12.359 --> 00:02:13.639 Sure, yeah. 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:16.539 That was some weird captains. 00:02:17.619 --> 00:02:22.219 Now we're just passengers on this, because we're just passengers on this plane looking at the Cravings. 00:02:22.339 --> 00:02:25.959 Yeah, it's a weird captains. 00:02:26.239 --> 00:02:30.459 Yeah, so it's a really weird Craving that's written down here. 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:39.359 It is, the first Craving just says, knowing the Cravings that Brianna is going to bring to Salt Cravings. 00:02:40.219 --> 00:02:41.859 Now I'm not too sure- 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:43.599 I can't fucking understand you. 00:02:44.239 --> 00:02:44.879 I hate you. 00:02:47.699 --> 00:02:49.259 This is excellent, continue. 00:02:49.339 --> 00:02:51.699 So I do sometimes- 00:02:51.899 --> 00:02:55.719 this is an improv menu that we're reading. 00:02:55.739 --> 00:02:57.339 Yeah, it's an interesting improv menu. 00:02:57.359 --> 00:03:00.239 We never know what's going to be brought to our menu. 00:03:00.299 --> 00:03:01.659 Yeah, it's different every- 00:03:01.659 --> 00:03:03.479 it changes constantly. 00:03:03.499 --> 00:03:04.219 Constantly. 00:03:04.239 --> 00:03:13.519 And so one of the things that I would love is maybe knowing the direction the show would go in. 00:03:13.539 --> 00:03:15.159 Okay, this is interesting. 00:03:15.279 --> 00:03:20.899 Have you considered, maybe, it's more fun if I just get to shock you every time? 00:03:22.359 --> 00:03:25.659 Considering you get to shock me 99% of the time. 00:03:25.939 --> 00:03:28.819 How do I shock you 99% of the time? 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:31.399 Am I really that hard to predict the actions of? 00:03:31.739 --> 00:03:33.219 You're very good at predict- 00:03:33.219 --> 00:03:34.759 No, no, no, no, no. 00:03:35.499 --> 00:03:37.999 You're very good at predicting what I'm gonna say and do. 00:03:38.379 --> 00:03:40.039 Are you saying that you're predictable? 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:41.579 Absolutely, I'm predictable. 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:42.339 I know my brand. 00:03:44.099 --> 00:03:47.239 But okay, so you want me to start telling you- 00:03:47.259 --> 00:03:49.219 No, so I'm just thinking- 00:03:49.819 --> 00:03:53.559 You'll whisper it to me and the listeners won't hear it. 00:03:54.899 --> 00:03:55.459 Yeah. 00:03:55.819 --> 00:03:57.579 So like now, like here? 00:03:57.599 --> 00:03:58.659 Yeah, right here. 00:03:58.679 --> 00:03:59.359 Yeah, yeah. 00:03:59.419 --> 00:04:01.019 Okay, I'm gonna whisper it to you. 00:04:08.979 --> 00:04:10.919 You're just making noises with your mouth. 00:04:10.939 --> 00:04:12.719 I'm saying my cravings, Clair. 00:04:12.739 --> 00:04:13.819 What do you want from me? 00:04:13.839 --> 00:04:14.719 I'm saying them. 00:04:14.739 --> 00:04:16.999 Do you want me to say them loud enough for the listeners to hear? 00:04:17.019 --> 00:04:19.219 I have to be extremely quiet about this. 00:04:19.239 --> 00:04:20.639 Well, how are we gonna solve this? 00:04:20.659 --> 00:04:24.839 Cause if I need to hear, but we need to make sure the listeners can't hear. 00:04:24.859 --> 00:04:29.159 How can we make sure that I can hear your cravings, but the listeners can't? 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:32.559 Should we just attach a pipe to your mouth and my ear? 00:04:33.919 --> 00:04:38.159 Now, my main, so my main, okay. 00:04:38.179 --> 00:04:42.079 Well, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not vetoing it. 00:04:42.099 --> 00:04:43.619 I'm not putting it off the table. 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:44.719 I just have some questions. 00:04:45.159 --> 00:04:47.019 My first question, what do you need to attach? 00:04:49.359 --> 00:04:51.359 So have you ever sown something before? 00:04:52.119 --> 00:04:52.519 Clair? 00:04:52.699 --> 00:04:53.039 Yeah. 00:04:53.579 --> 00:04:53.999 Clair? 00:04:54.019 --> 00:04:54.299 Yeah. 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:57.499 Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to stop body horror? 00:04:59.619 --> 00:05:04.039 We did body horror last episode, and I think probably the episode before that. 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:06.119 We do body horror most episodes. 00:05:06.139 --> 00:05:10.559 We don't need to immediately go into body horror territory. 00:05:10.579 --> 00:05:12.819 Welcome to Salt Cravings, a body horror podcast. 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:18.459 Oh, so I don't think- 00:05:18.479 --> 00:05:20.039 Okay, so I have another idea. 00:05:20.979 --> 00:05:26.919 You remember when we were kids, and we were definitely friends as children and knew each other when we were five. 00:05:27.659 --> 00:05:31.359 And we had tin cans with a piece of string between them. 00:05:31.899 --> 00:05:36.459 And it was just, it was what phones were back like 20 years ago. 00:05:36.479 --> 00:05:37.039 Nobody had- 00:05:37.059 --> 00:05:38.079 Yeah, it's basically the same thing. 00:05:38.099 --> 00:05:39.879 It was before a smartphone. 00:05:39.979 --> 00:05:42.819 If you really tried hard, you could play snake on it too. 00:05:44.099 --> 00:05:50.799 Yeah, so before smartphones, we had a tin can string, which was, I mean, like you said, it had mobile games. 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:52.039 No wallpaper, though. 00:05:52.059 --> 00:05:52.999 No wallpaper. 00:05:53.019 --> 00:05:53.819 I mean, you could paint it. 00:05:54.119 --> 00:05:54.659 That's true. 00:05:54.679 --> 00:05:55.499 You could paint it. 00:05:55.659 --> 00:05:58.379 You know, it had lots of customizability options, really. 00:05:58.579 --> 00:06:00.299 You could get the yarn upgrade. 00:06:00.439 --> 00:06:02.499 Yeah, you could get the yarn upgrade. 00:06:02.539 --> 00:06:03.639 Do you think this would help? 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:06.459 Do you think this would be enoughful enough? 00:06:06.539 --> 00:06:08.099 Yeah, that's my main concern. 00:06:08.619 --> 00:06:10.539 Our microphone's very good at picking up stuff. 00:06:10.559 --> 00:06:13.499 I'm sure it's picking up the pipe cutter outside right now. 00:06:13.519 --> 00:06:15.479 I'll show you my pipe cutter. 00:06:16.359 --> 00:06:18.399 It's a weird term for a vagina. 00:06:18.419 --> 00:06:21.539 It's like a vagina with teeth. 00:06:22.019 --> 00:06:23.719 Why isn't that something we talked about last time? 00:06:23.739 --> 00:06:25.899 There's many reasons. 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:33.019 So what's another way that we can make sure that the listener can't hear your cravings when you tell them that? 00:06:33.039 --> 00:06:33.999 Well, I have a good idea. 00:06:34.579 --> 00:06:36.039 I'm just going to throw my voice. 00:06:36.779 --> 00:06:37.419 Oh, great. 00:06:37.619 --> 00:06:38.939 Like into my ear? 00:06:39.099 --> 00:06:43.059 Well, yeah, you know how people can throw their voices, make it seem like it's coming from somewhere else. 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:44.659 Can you throw a whisper? 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:46.999 Yeah, here's the two options I'm thinking, right? 00:06:47.059 --> 00:06:49.219 One is I just throw my voice directly to your ear. 00:06:49.239 --> 00:06:52.859 The other is I do an arc over the microphone so it doesn't touch the microphone. 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:54.119 Oh, so it's like gymnastics. 00:06:54.139 --> 00:06:58.739 Yeah, just sort of do an arc of voice, and it just sort of goes over the microphone. 00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:00.459 The microphone can't pick it up because it went over its head. 00:07:00.819 --> 00:07:01.319 Great. 00:07:01.699 --> 00:07:04.439 So there's that option that is definitely available. 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:08.559 I could also write it out to you in letter format. 00:07:08.979 --> 00:07:10.339 Get it sent. 00:07:10.359 --> 00:07:11.679 No, that's too easy. 00:07:11.699 --> 00:07:15.359 The listener will hear the scratches and they'll be able to decipher it. 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:16.059 Clair. 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:17.619 Oh, are we doing a code? 00:07:17.879 --> 00:07:19.659 No, no, no, Clair, here's the thing. 00:07:19.679 --> 00:07:23.079 Because it'll be, I'll do it before the episode, right? 00:07:23.099 --> 00:07:29.859 But I'll get it sent so that the exact time that we start recording it comes to you. 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:32.079 It gets mailed directly to you. 00:07:32.099 --> 00:07:33.579 So it's like a carrier pigeon. 00:07:33.599 --> 00:07:36.959 Yeah, you open it up and can read it, and therefore the listener doesn't have to know. 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:40.259 So can we train some carrier pigeons to do this? 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:41.419 I think so, yeah. 00:07:41.919 --> 00:07:46.359 If it wasn't carrier pigeons, is there a better thing that could transport this letter? 00:07:46.379 --> 00:07:48.719 I mean, any bird can transport a letter. 00:07:48.899 --> 00:07:53.479 Like, carrier pigeons were used in World War II, but they're synced now, so we can't use them. 00:07:54.359 --> 00:07:55.219 That's not a joke. 00:07:55.459 --> 00:07:55.879 I know. 00:07:57.119 --> 00:07:57.979 I just forgot. 00:07:57.999 --> 00:08:00.319 But what if it was a cat? 00:08:00.659 --> 00:08:01.599 We could use a cat. 00:08:01.619 --> 00:08:02.599 Hey, May? 00:08:03.119 --> 00:08:08.039 What if you wrote it out, gave it to May, and then May delivered it to me? 00:08:08.619 --> 00:08:16.159 Yeah, do you think May would be chill enough and good enough to... 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:17.939 May is the goodest girl ever. 00:08:17.959 --> 00:08:18.899 How dare you? 00:08:18.939 --> 00:08:20.459 May is the goodest girl ever. 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:23.339 My main concern is she can be a little... 00:08:23.719 --> 00:08:25.839 Is volatile too harsh of a term? 00:08:25.859 --> 00:08:27.359 Yeah, she's my child. 00:08:27.739 --> 00:08:29.959 Okay, so I guess it's perfect. 00:08:29.979 --> 00:08:31.879 What about your child, Brianna? 00:08:31.899 --> 00:08:33.679 I don't have children yet. 00:08:33.939 --> 00:08:34.599 Not yet. 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:35.699 Yeah, not yet. 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:37.179 Volatile little shits. 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:38.299 Probably. 00:08:38.319 --> 00:08:39.319 You meant me? 00:08:41.379 --> 00:08:46.499 Okay, so if we can't deliver it with May, what if we signed it to each other? 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:54.699 Oh, now that would require us to learn ASL, which is something I want to do anyway, but I don't know how to do yet. 00:08:55.059 --> 00:08:57.239 Unless we come up with our own sign language. 00:08:57.259 --> 00:08:58.999 Yes, I know how to do the letters. 00:08:59.219 --> 00:09:00.359 I know how to do the letters. 00:09:00.379 --> 00:09:19.019 Okay, what the listeners can't tell is that Clair is doing sign language to you right now, and it really feels like you're showing off the fact that you can do sign language, which is fair, and you should, because it's an important skill to have, and knowing another language is important. 00:09:19.199 --> 00:09:27.759 I don't know any of the words that you just signed, though, because I am what one might refer to as a normie. 00:09:28.459 --> 00:09:33.759 I was going to say unilingual, but same difference, I guess. 00:09:34.339 --> 00:09:35.659 Can I tell you a secret? 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:36.579 I don't know ASL. 00:09:36.599 --> 00:09:38.459 Yeah, I assumed that much. 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:42.659 It just seemed like the smoothness and comfort. 00:09:42.659 --> 00:09:49.259 I was like, either you've been taking ASL courses that you didn't tell me about, or you're making shit up on the spot. 00:09:49.479 --> 00:09:53.219 Which I think is a little like just pretending you can speak another language. 00:09:53.419 --> 00:09:54.999 Like, ah yes, I can speak French. 00:10:07.179 --> 00:10:12.139 I speak Spanish with my friends. 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:13.599 I don't know many languages. 00:10:13.619 --> 00:10:15.339 I did once know a little bit of French, you know. 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:19.779 I mean, we can just do it in another language, and therefore it's fun for people to speak that language. 00:10:19.799 --> 00:10:22.559 Yeah, we can just do Salt Cravings, Espanol. 00:10:22.579 --> 00:10:29.739 Yeah, I mean, like, you know how people speak Spanish with their friends, and they're like, oh, you know how shows and movies and stuff have different translations? 00:10:30.099 --> 00:10:34.539 Yeah, they have their episode that is just in a different language each time. 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:38.019 You know, your friends episode, but it's just all in German. 00:10:38.119 --> 00:10:40.339 You know that German episode of Friends? 00:10:41.079 --> 00:10:41.699 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:41.719 --> 00:10:44.699 Where they all just start speaking German, and it's never explained. 00:10:44.719 --> 00:10:45.499 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:45.499 --> 00:10:47.359 I mean, every episode is a different language, of course. 00:10:47.379 --> 00:10:48.019 That's how that works. 00:10:48.079 --> 00:10:50.259 And that's why Friends was such a popular show. 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:52.539 That's why there were ten seasons. 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:54.319 That's the only thing that was good about it. 00:10:54.359 --> 00:10:57.239 Yeah, every single episode was in a different language. 00:10:57.619 --> 00:10:59.999 And that was so the viewers didn't know the secrets. 00:11:00.019 --> 00:11:05.139 Now, my thinking is, what if we just had Salt Cravings dubs? 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:11.499 But my concern with that is, then you get into the debate of Salt Cravings dubs or subs. 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:13.979 Well, the subs are the transcriptions. 00:11:13.999 --> 00:11:18.479 The subs are the transcriptions, which I am going to catch upon taking a bit. 00:11:19.059 --> 00:11:20.399 But that's true. 00:11:20.419 --> 00:11:26.659 The subs are the transcriptions, but we could just have them at the bottom of the screen of the video that is Salt Cravings. 00:11:26.659 --> 00:11:30.459 You know how Salt Cravings is a video, is actually like a video podcast? 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:31.859 It's a cinematic universe. 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:32.959 It's a cinematic universe. 00:11:32.979 --> 00:11:34.199 It's a video podcast. 00:11:34.779 --> 00:11:36.059 A vodcast. 00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:36.959 A vodcast. 00:11:37.259 --> 00:11:46.819 And the thing about it is, I don't know why we don't just have subtitles going down across the screen when people watch these videos of us, right? 00:11:48.019 --> 00:11:51.059 Yeah, so we can have subs versus dubs, you know, two different options. 00:11:51.079 --> 00:11:53.919 So I have to ask, are you a purist? 00:11:54.699 --> 00:11:57.339 Dubs or subs, Brianna? 00:11:58.639 --> 00:11:58.879 I... 00:11:58.899 --> 00:12:01.779 I support the Salt Cravings subs more. 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:04.939 It's like five different jokes we can make here. 00:12:06.099 --> 00:12:06.919 I'm not gonna make them. 00:12:06.939 --> 00:12:10.439 Do you have any other way that we could sort of skirt the listener in our knowledge? 00:12:11.119 --> 00:12:14.699 The other option, what about Morse code? 00:12:20.614 --> 00:12:25.494 Do you ever think about how Morse Code just sounds like a beat that goes off track? 00:12:26.794 --> 00:12:27.714 Like it starts out like... 00:12:31.674 --> 00:12:32.594 And then it goes into... 00:12:32.614 --> 00:12:36.914 Yeah, that's some jam. 00:12:41.114 --> 00:12:42.254 Well, I mean, I got it now. 00:12:42.274 --> 00:12:48.394 Yeah, no, you've told me what your cravings are effectively, and now I'm not going to be shocked. 00:12:48.574 --> 00:12:49.014 Cool. 00:12:49.034 --> 00:12:49.554 I'm glad. 00:12:49.574 --> 00:12:50.354 I'm glad. 00:12:50.414 --> 00:12:53.114 Well, do you want to tell the listeners what your first craving is? 00:12:53.134 --> 00:12:54.354 Because I already know. 00:12:54.374 --> 00:12:54.994 Yeah, sure. 00:12:55.014 --> 00:13:01.434 I mean, like, it was foreshadowed, because you said the Salt Craving Cinematic Universe, and I... 00:13:01.454 --> 00:13:02.554 I mean, that's why I said it. 00:13:02.574 --> 00:13:03.854 That's why you said it, because... 00:13:03.874 --> 00:13:04.654 Because you told me. 00:13:04.674 --> 00:13:09.514 Yeah, because my first craving is the Salt Craving Cinematic Universe. 00:13:10.654 --> 00:13:13.774 And not specifically the Salt Craving Cinematic Universe. 00:13:13.894 --> 00:13:22.954 I should say first, I really love the idea of a cinematic universe, which I'm using to mean, because you have to define your terms, of course. 00:13:22.974 --> 00:13:23.774 This is like an essay. 00:13:23.794 --> 00:13:25.734 You have to define your terms. 00:13:25.754 --> 00:13:33.574 And the term cinematic universe, I'm using to mean a group of different TV, movies, books, whatever. 00:13:33.594 --> 00:13:34.554 Visual media. 00:13:34.554 --> 00:13:36.554 Visual media, any media, really. 00:13:36.574 --> 00:13:39.434 I feel like I wouldn't include books in a cinematic universe. 00:13:39.834 --> 00:13:44.154 I'm using it to mean an overarching, just like complete world. 00:13:44.174 --> 00:13:52.054 Like I would consider Star Wars to have a cinematic universe as well, despite the fact that some of it comes through in books, and some of it is video games, and some of it is movies. 00:13:52.254 --> 00:14:00.974 What I mean here is I love this idea of all these things being interconnected and all these different characters having their own things and then going together. 00:14:00.994 --> 00:14:06.134 And like Marvel is not my total jam as much anymore. 00:14:06.734 --> 00:14:08.454 So I need a new cinematic universe. 00:14:08.474 --> 00:14:16.494 And I'm wondering who and what are some of the things in the Salt Cravings cinematic universe? 00:14:17.094 --> 00:14:20.714 I mean, the obvious one is, you know, Letters to the Moon. 00:14:21.094 --> 00:14:22.974 It's the debut movie. 00:14:22.994 --> 00:14:24.794 It's the movie that starts it all. 00:14:25.054 --> 00:14:28.534 Yeah, and so that goes in the timeline because we gotta have a timeline. 00:14:28.634 --> 00:14:29.374 We gotta have a timeline. 00:14:29.394 --> 00:14:31.674 Yeah, I mean, that's the one that's produced first. 00:14:32.014 --> 00:14:32.694 Absolutely. 00:14:32.814 --> 00:14:36.114 It's not necessarily the earliest timeline one. 00:14:36.274 --> 00:14:39.254 There is something that comes before it. 00:14:39.274 --> 00:14:40.754 What's the one that comes before it? 00:14:40.774 --> 00:14:43.074 Because there's several ones that can come before it. 00:14:43.214 --> 00:14:45.114 Well, it's space avatar. 00:14:45.134 --> 00:14:50.934 So space avatar comes before Letters to the Moon, because I conceived of Letters to the Moon as being in the near future. 00:14:51.314 --> 00:14:56.454 Yeah, and space avatar is a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 00:14:56.474 --> 00:14:58.234 Ah, different galaxy. 00:14:58.294 --> 00:15:02.694 It extends to some sort of Guardians of the Galaxy thing, right, let's face it, it's the same thing. 00:15:02.834 --> 00:15:07.634 What universe does our commanding officer as a dickwad and is going to betray us? 00:15:07.754 --> 00:15:09.854 Oh, that's earth, for sure, for sure. 00:15:09.874 --> 00:15:10.774 I think that is after. 00:15:10.794 --> 00:15:11.494 That's far future. 00:15:11.514 --> 00:15:12.254 Yeah, that's far future. 00:15:12.394 --> 00:15:13.914 Okay, yeah, that makes sense. 00:15:14.054 --> 00:15:21.654 Now, I wanna also incorporate some characters who maybe don't have their own movies yet, but we can make them some movies or some books or whatever. 00:15:21.674 --> 00:15:32.894 So I would like to suggest that the now combined form of Brianna, Bot and Greg make an appearance in the Salt Cravings cinematic universe. 00:15:32.954 --> 00:15:39.914 Okay, we can just have like, it is a slice of life movie, and it's just a day in the life of Robo-Bri Greg. 00:15:40.134 --> 00:15:41.914 Robo-Bri Greg, Bri Greg. 00:15:41.914 --> 00:15:43.154 Yeah, nailed it, got it. 00:15:43.294 --> 00:15:48.194 It's gonna be difficult for people to say, but I think that's really gonna add to some of the like media presence, you know? 00:15:48.374 --> 00:15:51.094 Yeah, I mean, it could be a whole chronicle, like- 00:15:51.154 --> 00:15:52.134 It could be a whole chronicle. 00:15:52.154 --> 00:15:53.414 It's just a bunch of mini-series. 00:15:53.434 --> 00:15:57.694 It's actually a new Netflix show called The Chronicles of Bri Greg. 00:15:57.874 --> 00:15:58.654 Yeah, exactly. 00:15:58.694 --> 00:16:01.054 Where do we put the new dinosaurs movie? 00:16:01.074 --> 00:16:02.654 You know how we made all those new dinosaurs? 00:16:02.814 --> 00:16:03.174 Yeah, I mean- 00:16:03.194 --> 00:16:06.934 And then they were fighting in space, I think? 00:16:07.014 --> 00:16:11.274 That's after the Earth has its second evolution. 00:16:11.294 --> 00:16:15.374 Okay, so where does the second evolution come from? 00:16:15.394 --> 00:16:17.254 Where does it come from? 00:16:17.274 --> 00:16:19.834 Yeah, so like, you know, I'm thinking- 00:16:19.854 --> 00:16:22.414 Well, the Earth hatches, and it is the new dinosaur. 00:16:22.434 --> 00:16:28.014 Okay, well, this is interesting because this is not exactly what I was imagining. 00:16:28.294 --> 00:16:33.674 You see, our original concept was that they came by on a riding the super giant, the Herbosaurus Rex. 00:16:33.694 --> 00:16:40.494 The Herbosaurus Rex came here because Earth is actually just an egg, and it's going to sit on it to warm it up and hatch it. 00:16:40.514 --> 00:16:41.534 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 00:16:41.854 --> 00:16:44.534 I think all of this makes a lot of sense. 00:16:44.554 --> 00:16:47.714 So the Earth hatches like an egg, and everyone dies? 00:16:48.554 --> 00:16:52.554 Well, no, it hatches, but you still have eggshell after. 00:16:55.314 --> 00:16:58.514 Some eggshells just, you know, not attached to other eggshell. 00:16:58.634 --> 00:17:01.754 Okay, how is this related to Salt Cravings? 00:17:02.634 --> 00:17:03.974 S-s-s-salty egg. 00:17:03.994 --> 00:17:04.034 S-s-salty. 00:17:09.427 --> 00:17:09.967 S-salty egg. 00:17:33.674 --> 00:17:34.334 Yeah, it can't properly hatch if it's not adequately salted. 00:17:34.394 --> 00:17:35.334 And it's led by some of the clones that exist of us, because canonically, there are at least several clones of us. 00:17:35.394 --> 00:17:35.614 Are we in the Smash universe? 00:17:35.674 --> 00:17:35.854 Is that also a thing? 00:17:35.914 --> 00:17:36.427 Are we incorporating Super Smash Bros. 00:17:36.447 --> 00:17:37.967 into the Salt Craving Cinematic Universe? 00:17:37.987 --> 00:17:38.847 Do you think we can get those rights? 00:17:41.147 --> 00:17:42.387 It's the prequel to the Cinematic Universe. 00:17:42.407 --> 00:17:45.747 Nintendo has been in agreement with us for a few years, that it was the kickoff. 00:17:45.907 --> 00:17:46.747 It was the kickoff. 00:17:46.767 --> 00:17:47.627 It was the kickoff. 00:17:47.707 --> 00:17:48.607 Yeah. 00:17:48.787 --> 00:17:50.447 It was really to get our names out there. 00:17:50.507 --> 00:17:51.307 For sure, for sure. 00:17:51.327 --> 00:17:58.607 There is also gonna be a movie about whether or not we choose to stay in the Smash universe, and that whole storyline, right? 00:17:58.627 --> 00:18:02.607 And whether we choose to come out and be back in the world of physical world. 00:18:02.627 --> 00:18:05.747 Yeah, I mean, the notorious sequel to Smash again. 00:18:06.267 --> 00:18:07.267 Yeah, exactly. 00:18:07.287 --> 00:18:08.867 To smash or not to smash. 00:18:09.047 --> 00:18:10.907 That's about Smash Brothers, right? 00:18:11.167 --> 00:18:11.507 Yeah. 00:18:11.847 --> 00:18:12.587 Yeah, exactly. 00:18:12.607 --> 00:18:13.907 It's the only way that that can be taken. 00:18:14.707 --> 00:18:18.327 What are some cameos in the Salt Cravings Cinematic Universe? 00:18:18.347 --> 00:18:19.027 George Lucas. 00:18:19.587 --> 00:18:20.067 Okay. 00:18:20.647 --> 00:18:21.727 How did he get there? 00:18:24.287 --> 00:18:25.947 He's cameoing, what? 00:18:26.047 --> 00:18:27.227 I don't understand. 00:18:27.267 --> 00:18:33.267 Well, my main question is, I was assuming it would be cameos of things we've talked about on this show before. 00:18:33.307 --> 00:18:35.887 I don't think I've said George Lucas' name on this show. 00:18:36.207 --> 00:18:37.107 Well, I have now. 00:18:37.127 --> 00:18:38.687 Well, you have now, so he's in there. 00:18:38.707 --> 00:18:39.427 You're right, you're right. 00:18:39.567 --> 00:18:41.947 Hey, anything we say can become part of the Cinematic Universe. 00:18:41.967 --> 00:18:48.247 I don't know why Marvel doesn't just do this, where they just like say something in a movie, and then suddenly that's canon. 00:18:48.407 --> 00:18:53.227 A cat wearing boots that is 11 feet tall and has the tail of an alligator. 00:18:53.407 --> 00:18:55.247 That's just May, what are you talking about? 00:18:56.947 --> 00:18:58.047 I mean, Pokemon are in there. 00:18:59.507 --> 00:19:01.827 Do people just like have Pokemon in the Salt Craving Cinematic Universe? 00:19:02.067 --> 00:19:05.907 When in the Salt Cravings timeline do people get Pokemon? 00:19:06.887 --> 00:19:09.007 Is this eggshell era or? 00:19:10.367 --> 00:19:20.147 Yeah, so I think the earth hatches, and then instead of just one giant baby, it is like a million tiny babies, and those babies are Pokemon, and that's how Pokemon are born. 00:19:20.247 --> 00:19:21.107 Great, I love that. 00:19:21.127 --> 00:19:23.267 And that's why we have the different regions. 00:19:23.627 --> 00:19:24.047 Yeah, exactly. 00:19:24.067 --> 00:19:25.207 Those are the different eggshells. 00:19:25.387 --> 00:19:26.507 Oh yeah, absolutely. 00:19:26.547 --> 00:19:30.547 And one of the ones that we have, of course, is the floating one that we came up with. 00:19:30.627 --> 00:19:31.747 You remember the floating region? 00:19:31.767 --> 00:19:33.807 There's a castle in the sky. 00:19:33.827 --> 00:19:34.207 Sure. 00:19:34.687 --> 00:19:35.267 We made it. 00:19:35.367 --> 00:19:35.927 It's great. 00:19:35.947 --> 00:19:37.207 We made a lot of shit on this show. 00:19:37.227 --> 00:19:38.727 There's a lot of callbacks that I don't. 00:19:38.867 --> 00:19:39.907 See, the thing is- 00:19:39.927 --> 00:19:42.447 I don't really know how other people are supposed to- 00:19:42.467 --> 00:19:48.427 What is a cinematic universe, if not just an opportunity to be like, hey, have you heard of this thing? 00:19:48.447 --> 00:19:49.887 Did you know this thing existed? 00:19:50.227 --> 00:19:51.887 Look at this thing, isn't this cool? 00:19:52.267 --> 00:19:53.567 Look at all these people together. 00:19:53.587 --> 00:19:57.147 Doesn't there have to be at least some sort of plot also? 00:19:57.527 --> 00:19:59.307 Have you ever seen an Avengers movie, Clair? 00:19:59.327 --> 00:20:00.367 No, of course there doesn't. 00:20:02.487 --> 00:20:04.067 I mean, well, no, there can be a plot. 00:20:04.087 --> 00:20:12.147 There just can't be accurate characterization or any meaningful respect for people's individual stories. 00:20:12.167 --> 00:20:14.587 This isn't the Brianna and Clair I came to love. 00:20:14.607 --> 00:20:17.207 What happened in episode 42 where... 00:20:17.327 --> 00:20:18.507 Yeah, 42. 00:20:18.667 --> 00:20:21.067 Yeah, that's an episode that happened so far, right? 00:20:21.427 --> 00:20:25.367 Do you think it's too early for us to have a cinematic universe considering we're on episode 24? 00:20:25.487 --> 00:20:25.887 Yeah. 00:20:26.667 --> 00:20:27.427 Yeah, it might be. 00:20:27.847 --> 00:20:29.047 Okay, well, that's fine. 00:20:29.407 --> 00:20:31.167 And you know, when we get to like 100 episodes. 00:20:31.187 --> 00:20:31.747 Oh, I got it. 00:20:31.987 --> 00:20:32.607 Oh, what? 00:20:32.767 --> 00:20:35.207 So the cinematic universe all takes place. 00:20:35.247 --> 00:20:37.067 It's not over the span of a long time. 00:20:37.287 --> 00:20:38.567 It's just 24 hours. 00:20:39.127 --> 00:20:41.967 And every episode is one hour. 00:20:41.987 --> 00:20:43.867 It's just one day. 00:20:43.887 --> 00:20:45.307 Oh my God. 00:20:45.687 --> 00:20:48.707 Sorry, I'm just now realizing that you can now listen. 00:20:48.747 --> 00:20:52.787 If you were to try and binge Salt Cravings, it would take you the length of a day. 00:20:52.887 --> 00:20:57.247 Yeah, and you would have listened to the entire cinematic universe of Salt Cravings. 00:20:57.627 --> 00:20:59.547 Yeah, this makes sense to me. 00:20:59.567 --> 00:21:01.787 Everything is in chronological order already. 00:21:01.827 --> 00:21:03.327 We already perfected it. 00:21:03.547 --> 00:21:06.887 Also, our mascot for the cinematic universe, Handy Helper. 00:21:07.607 --> 00:21:09.167 Yeah, it helps us along the way. 00:21:09.187 --> 00:21:11.107 Yeah, do you think Hamburger Helper will sue us? 00:21:13.087 --> 00:21:16.667 They have a little hand thing as their mascot. 00:21:16.687 --> 00:21:20.147 Yeah, but their hand thing is sentient, and ours is a robot. 00:21:20.387 --> 00:21:21.747 Ours is a robot. 00:21:21.987 --> 00:21:26.867 I mean, yeah, it's amazing how many robots are gonna be in the Salt Cravings cinematic universe. 00:21:27.247 --> 00:21:30.907 I'm actually not convinced that there's many organic beings at all. 00:21:30.927 --> 00:21:33.887 I think everyone might be robots in the cinematic universe. 00:21:34.007 --> 00:21:37.867 I mean, if you listen to the 24 episodes that are now out. 00:21:38.167 --> 00:21:40.927 Right, yeah, at the end, at the end, you get the twist. 00:21:40.947 --> 00:21:45.087 Tell me one human that you saw in these last 24 episodes. 00:21:45.467 --> 00:21:46.427 We're not even human. 00:21:46.767 --> 00:21:47.567 Exactly. 00:21:47.927 --> 00:21:51.707 Clair, Clair, Clair, is this Craving funny? 00:21:52.687 --> 00:21:58.827 There's ups and downs, but it is going to be really fun to watch. 00:21:58.847 --> 00:22:00.447 And we're going to make so much money off of it. 00:22:00.507 --> 00:22:02.807 Just like how Marvel has made so, so much money. 00:22:02.827 --> 00:22:04.907 I mean, really, we're just doing the same thing. 00:22:05.307 --> 00:22:07.267 $500 an episode. 00:22:07.287 --> 00:22:08.707 That's the normal rate. 00:22:08.947 --> 00:22:14.107 What we're going to get for our cinematic universe is going to be even more, because we're going to have to have some budgets. 00:22:14.127 --> 00:22:15.127 A really nice hug? 00:22:15.547 --> 00:22:17.227 Well, maybe even several. 00:22:17.947 --> 00:22:19.587 I can't fathom that amount of money. 00:22:19.787 --> 00:22:20.807 You know, hug dollars? 00:22:22.267 --> 00:22:23.327 It's like Bitcoin. 00:22:25.867 --> 00:22:28.727 One hug dollar is worth a lot of regular dollars. 00:22:28.747 --> 00:22:30.047 What's your hug value? 00:22:30.527 --> 00:22:31.587 My hug value? 00:22:31.847 --> 00:22:32.667 What's my hug? 00:22:32.707 --> 00:22:34.607 Wait, how does hug value work? 00:22:34.627 --> 00:22:36.987 Hang on, scrap the whole cinematic universe. 00:22:37.007 --> 00:22:39.007 I now want to talk about hug value. 00:22:39.247 --> 00:22:40.247 What's hug value? 00:22:40.267 --> 00:22:42.327 Can you define a hug value for me, Clair? 00:22:42.347 --> 00:22:46.947 Yeah, well, I think we talked about this when we talked about a good hug. 00:22:46.967 --> 00:22:48.307 Oh, we talked about a good hug. 00:22:48.307 --> 00:22:53.827 Yeah, everyone has their hug value because it is based on the quality of their hug. 00:22:54.087 --> 00:22:56.007 But how does this in terms of how do you... 00:22:56.447 --> 00:22:58.147 Right, so it's based on the quality of the hug. 00:22:58.427 --> 00:23:00.787 Is it possible for you to even know your own hug value? 00:23:00.807 --> 00:23:02.087 Because I feel like that's something... 00:23:03.287 --> 00:23:04.427 You can't give yourself a good hug. 00:23:04.447 --> 00:23:06.427 So it has to be something that someone else tells you. 00:23:06.487 --> 00:23:07.147 Exactly. 00:23:07.167 --> 00:23:15.107 So we do have like a neutral hug party, and it is just a person whose job is to get hugs from everyone and give them a value. 00:23:15.247 --> 00:23:21.987 I'm imagining this person just being in a full, you know, like suit with a clipboard and just like hug it. 00:23:22.027 --> 00:23:24.967 Okay, well, interesting. 00:23:24.987 --> 00:23:27.467 They're wearing like... 00:23:32.267 --> 00:23:35.887 The best part of the show is when you're laughing too hard at your own joke. 00:23:42.627 --> 00:23:45.947 This is like how ice cream tasters taste things with a golden spoon. 00:23:45.987 --> 00:23:47.627 It was way creepier. 00:23:48.907 --> 00:23:49.687 They are wearing... 00:23:49.707 --> 00:23:50.827 This is just a speedo. 00:23:51.227 --> 00:23:52.267 Just a speedo, great. 00:23:52.527 --> 00:23:55.587 Because hugging in a speedo is the ideal way to hug, right? 00:23:57.867 --> 00:24:00.167 This is like going weirdly into... 00:24:00.187 --> 00:24:06.167 This is going into a weird realm of something that, you know, I'm not sure how legal this would be. 00:24:06.187 --> 00:24:07.847 You call them the hug banker. 00:24:09.927 --> 00:24:11.127 They catch your hugs. 00:24:11.847 --> 00:24:13.847 They'll return your hugs to you later. 00:24:15.007 --> 00:24:16.867 You can cash your hug dollars. 00:24:17.107 --> 00:24:22.107 God, it's like a really weird token system at an arcade. 00:24:22.507 --> 00:24:23.867 Except his hug dollars. 00:24:24.427 --> 00:24:29.847 This you can buy for 50 regular dollars or for two hug dollars. 00:24:30.307 --> 00:24:33.867 Every store has to have an implemented hug cashier. 00:24:34.607 --> 00:24:36.047 And I hate this. 00:24:36.267 --> 00:24:43.627 You have to spend so long in school learning how to be a hug cashier because you have to be a true neutral hug party. 00:24:43.827 --> 00:24:51.027 I'm not saying this is an extended metaphor for emotional labor, but, Clair, I think you created an extended metaphor for emotional labor. 00:24:53.427 --> 00:24:54.987 Welcome to the service industry. 00:24:56.127 --> 00:24:57.527 Would you like a hug with that? 00:24:58.207 --> 00:25:03.547 Oh, God, this is the worst version of our current society. 00:25:03.707 --> 00:25:09.127 It's like, what if capitalism was capitalism, except you also had to physically touch people? 00:25:10.447 --> 00:25:15.107 Like, as a part of your job description, no matter what job you were in? 00:25:15.127 --> 00:25:16.647 So, whenever they get... 00:25:16.767 --> 00:25:21.907 So, our monthly special is when you do buy two pounds of peas, you do get two hugs. 00:25:23.087 --> 00:25:24.607 God, I don't want to be that cashier. 00:25:24.627 --> 00:25:26.327 I really don't. 00:25:26.947 --> 00:25:30.027 Clair, I work at a box office selling tickets. 00:25:30.287 --> 00:25:34.267 I really don't want to be like, all right, do you want your change or a hug? 00:25:34.647 --> 00:25:36.807 That's why no one wants to work on hump day. 00:25:40.927 --> 00:25:41.827 Doesn't even make sense. 00:25:41.847 --> 00:25:43.567 Hump day is the day that everyone works. 00:25:44.307 --> 00:25:45.547 But nobody wants to. 00:25:45.567 --> 00:25:47.927 All right, good point, good point, good point. 00:25:47.987 --> 00:25:49.787 Do you want me to give you another craving? 00:25:49.807 --> 00:25:56.407 Yes, I would like to go as far away from what we've just been coming up with as humanly possible. 00:25:56.427 --> 00:26:02.407 So please give me a craving and please make it just as far as possible away from the nonsense that we've said so far. 00:26:03.067 --> 00:26:06.607 So my next craving is parody commercials. 00:26:07.127 --> 00:26:08.387 Great one! 00:26:08.427 --> 00:26:27.527 So we did talk about a thing that did inspire this, and it was Friends at the Table themed, where it is just Thrawn Deer from Friends at the Table in one of those iTunes commercials, where it's just a silhouette on a solid colored background, dancing with it like an iPod. 00:26:27.807 --> 00:26:29.747 You remember those commercials, right? 00:26:29.787 --> 00:26:30.867 Oh, I remember those commercials. 00:26:30.887 --> 00:26:32.427 I think everyone remembers those commercials. 00:26:32.447 --> 00:26:36.887 It was etched into your brain by Apple scientists. 00:26:36.907 --> 00:26:39.987 I'm pretty sure there were parody commercials of those. 00:26:40.007 --> 00:26:43.687 There were absolutely those meme images online and stuff like that. 00:26:43.827 --> 00:26:47.247 It was a meme for a bit, which is terrifying, corporate memes. 00:26:47.467 --> 00:26:53.947 As someone who doesn't own cable television, I've sort of been out of touch with commercials recently. 00:26:53.967 --> 00:26:55.867 Uh-huh, me too. 00:26:55.907 --> 00:26:59.267 I don't own cable television either, so I don't really know what's out there. 00:26:59.567 --> 00:27:02.547 So, can we come up with our own parody commercial? 00:27:03.007 --> 00:27:04.307 Absolutely we can. 00:27:04.327 --> 00:27:08.087 Does it have to parody an existing commercial? 00:27:08.207 --> 00:27:10.327 I'm pretty sure that's what a parody is. 00:27:10.347 --> 00:27:15.547 I mean, like, Clair, is it a bad idea for me to recommend another podcast? 00:27:16.447 --> 00:27:17.687 You can recommend things. 00:27:17.707 --> 00:27:18.387 This is our show. 00:27:18.407 --> 00:27:20.027 We can do whatever the fuck we want. 00:27:20.047 --> 00:27:20.507 That's a good point. 00:27:20.527 --> 00:27:25.987 I don't even know if I'd recommend it, because it's something I really enjoy, but it's definitely not gonna be up everyone's alley. 00:27:26.187 --> 00:27:28.247 But it's a show called A Woman's Smile. 00:27:28.647 --> 00:27:30.107 No, I've never even heard about this. 00:27:30.127 --> 00:27:31.607 You've never talked to me about this. 00:27:31.767 --> 00:27:33.347 I listened to it recently. 00:27:33.447 --> 00:27:34.507 It's incredibly funny. 00:27:35.267 --> 00:27:44.387 Content warnings for everything, because it is a satire slash parody of white feminist podcasting. 00:27:44.407 --> 00:27:47.627 Where a lot of intense things... 00:27:47.647 --> 00:27:58.427 It's very much a show where it can go from ha ha funny cute joke to listening to an example of harassment that just goes in weird directions that are horrifying. 00:27:58.927 --> 00:28:01.307 It's a really interesting show, and I think it's doing some really interesting things. 00:28:01.327 --> 00:28:09.207 I wouldn't necessarily recommend it for everyone, but one thing that it does super well that literally just has me cracking up on the bus whenever they do it is they do parody adverts. 00:28:09.447 --> 00:28:09.967 Oh, good. 00:28:09.987 --> 00:28:17.187 They do satirical adverts of the sort of things that you'd be recommended on a podcast, but it's just basically dystopian. 00:28:17.307 --> 00:28:19.147 They do some extremely funny ones. 00:28:19.487 --> 00:28:26.047 That reminds me, I just watched the first episode of the show that's by the same creators as BoJack Horseman. 00:28:26.367 --> 00:28:30.507 It's about a toucan and another animal person. 00:28:30.527 --> 00:28:37.067 And in the first episode, one of them's like listening to a podcast, and they have a parody of Squarespace. 00:28:37.067 --> 00:28:40.327 Of course they do, of course they do. 00:28:40.607 --> 00:28:41.647 Well, hang on. 00:28:41.767 --> 00:28:44.107 Here's a good avenue for us to use that. 00:28:44.127 --> 00:28:50.047 So, we don't have any sponsors, and as far as I am aware, probably never will. 00:28:50.587 --> 00:28:55.847 That means that we can parody whatever podcast sponsors we want. 00:28:55.967 --> 00:28:58.627 You know my favorite brand of underwear? 00:28:58.847 --> 00:29:00.927 What's your favorite brand of underwear, Clair? 00:29:01.147 --> 00:29:02.067 It's Mindy's. 00:29:02.387 --> 00:29:02.747 Really? 00:29:02.767 --> 00:29:03.867 Cause mine's You Undies. 00:29:05.787 --> 00:29:06.967 Tell me about You Undies. 00:29:07.287 --> 00:29:09.867 You Undies is a underwear- 00:29:09.887 --> 00:29:11.507 It's an underwear that you share with your friends. 00:29:11.527 --> 00:29:16.507 Yeah, it's an underwear company in which you buy underwear for other people in your life. 00:29:16.527 --> 00:29:16.967 Yeah. 00:29:16.987 --> 00:29:20.167 And it's very high quality, except if you don't want it to be. 00:29:20.187 --> 00:29:22.747 See, it can be used as a threat tactic too. 00:29:24.227 --> 00:29:29.967 So, on You Undies, you can choose between a micromodal or sandpaper. 00:29:30.007 --> 00:29:33.567 And it's gonna not be immediately clear, which it is, right? 00:29:33.587 --> 00:29:35.447 That's part of a You Undies guarantee. 00:29:35.467 --> 00:29:36.547 It's a perfect blend. 00:29:36.627 --> 00:29:42.747 It's a perfect blend, and they'll never know until they put it on, and they start to be like, God, everything hurts and it's super itchy. 00:29:43.047 --> 00:29:46.547 And if you really want, you can go for the Poison Ivy. 00:29:46.787 --> 00:29:48.587 Those are for moral enemies only. 00:29:48.607 --> 00:29:49.307 Moral enemies only. 00:29:49.327 --> 00:29:52.247 You have to have member access to get the Poison Ivy. 00:29:52.247 --> 00:29:59.367 But yeah, for most, it's whether you're trying to give a great gift or you're trying to- 00:29:59.607 --> 00:30:00.727 Impress your enemies. 00:30:00.887 --> 00:30:01.787 Impress your enemies. 00:30:02.087 --> 00:30:08.207 Or if you're trying to physically harm your enemies with the use of undergarments. 00:30:08.387 --> 00:30:15.607 Yeah, oh, and right now, you can actually get two for one if you go to youundies.com forward slash salty. 00:30:16.047 --> 00:30:23.007 Yeah, now the other, the important thing about this deal is one of them does have to be a good pair and the other one does have to be a bad pair. 00:30:23.027 --> 00:30:28.007 Oh, and if you do try to order one for yourself, they'll know and- 00:30:28.067 --> 00:30:36.387 Well, I mean, you can order one for yourself, but what happens is they send a push notification to a stranger and they get to decide the quality that you get. 00:30:36.407 --> 00:30:41.587 So you really are taking your hands, your life into your hands. 00:30:41.627 --> 00:30:42.767 You really, really are. 00:30:42.787 --> 00:30:45.647 And you know, that's your call, really. 00:30:45.667 --> 00:30:47.367 But that's a really good one. 00:30:47.907 --> 00:30:49.347 What is mine undies, though? 00:30:49.967 --> 00:30:51.767 They went under, youundies bought them. 00:30:52.007 --> 00:30:53.087 Oh, okay, that makes sense. 00:30:53.187 --> 00:31:00.587 But you know, Clair, I've been thinking that I would really like a box of things delivered to me on... 00:31:00.607 --> 00:31:02.027 What kind of box of things? 00:31:02.067 --> 00:31:03.787 Like maybe food? 00:31:04.167 --> 00:31:04.927 But what if... 00:31:05.267 --> 00:31:07.027 What if it was rotten food? 00:31:08.527 --> 00:31:10.407 Oh, now this is interesting. 00:31:10.687 --> 00:31:12.947 So rotten coat has rotten us... 00:31:14.987 --> 00:31:21.247 Has rotten us this new ever thoughtful idea of, I mean, what are you gonna do with rotten food, right? 00:31:21.267 --> 00:31:22.367 You're just gonna toss it out. 00:31:22.647 --> 00:31:24.347 But think about what you could do with that. 00:31:24.367 --> 00:31:28.727 You put in a box, you write a random address on it, and you just send it. 00:31:28.827 --> 00:31:29.767 Yeah, you just send it. 00:31:29.767 --> 00:31:32.327 Like it's a really good... 00:31:32.687 --> 00:31:35.367 You're really getting the most rotten meat available. 00:31:35.367 --> 00:31:41.047 When supermarkets throw their food away, it's often still good, and that's a big, huge problem with capitalism. 00:31:41.067 --> 00:31:42.307 Yeah, no, they don't want any of that. 00:31:42.327 --> 00:31:43.407 They don't want any of that. 00:31:43.427 --> 00:31:53.127 They want the stuff that has been sitting in a dumpster for a very, very long time, rotting very clear, that they go into compost bins around whatever city you're in. 00:31:53.147 --> 00:31:57.447 I mean, hell, if you pay a premium price, you just get, they'll just let you rummage around. 00:31:57.527 --> 00:31:59.767 They'll just give you a whole bin. 00:31:59.787 --> 00:32:02.607 That's called the raccoon deal. 00:32:03.947 --> 00:32:06.147 And it's a really, really good, really good offer. 00:32:06.347 --> 00:32:07.887 There's all sorts of different options. 00:32:07.907 --> 00:32:15.967 You can go online and see the different recipes that again are all rotten food, completely inedible. 00:32:16.047 --> 00:32:17.467 If you eat it, you might die. 00:32:17.847 --> 00:32:19.327 But the point is not to eat it. 00:32:19.347 --> 00:32:19.907 The point- 00:32:19.907 --> 00:32:20.807 It's a great deal. 00:32:20.887 --> 00:32:22.627 The point is it's a great deal. 00:32:22.727 --> 00:32:24.827 And you should just sign up. 00:32:24.827 --> 00:32:29.647 Yeah, it doesn't have to meaningfully benefit you in any way and can actually be a detriment on your life. 00:32:29.667 --> 00:32:30.487 There's this weird thing- 00:32:30.507 --> 00:32:31.927 But it's a really good deal. 00:32:31.947 --> 00:32:38.107 There's this weird thing in consumer capitalism where you do spend money to better yourself, but what if you spent money for bad things? 00:32:38.147 --> 00:32:39.387 Yeah, that like makes your life worse. 00:32:39.407 --> 00:32:41.087 What if you spend money to make your life worse? 00:32:41.167 --> 00:32:45.307 It's sort of like video games, but with food, really. 00:32:47.367 --> 00:32:51.847 So if you want, you can go to rottencoat.com. 00:32:51.867 --> 00:32:54.367 Forward slash good idea salt. 00:32:54.547 --> 00:32:59.607 Get a solid 10% off your first box of rotten food. 00:32:59.847 --> 00:33:02.047 Remember, it's the rotten way you eat. 00:33:02.567 --> 00:33:06.387 So I do have one more advertisement. 00:33:06.547 --> 00:33:10.007 Wow, we're doing a lot of advertisements, which is totally fair. 00:33:10.027 --> 00:33:11.307 I mean, we need to make money. 00:33:11.327 --> 00:33:12.447 We use this one a lot. 00:33:12.827 --> 00:33:17.407 So it is CircleRoom, it's a website provider. 00:33:18.867 --> 00:33:19.847 They give you, they... 00:33:22.547 --> 00:33:32.667 So there is one website and you just sort of, you go on CircleRoom and you sign up and they just give you your website. 00:33:32.687 --> 00:33:34.287 You don't get to choose anything. 00:33:35.087 --> 00:33:43.467 It will, now, Clair, I'm really wondering, is it gonna be just a random assortment of like letters or is it gonna be like existing words? 00:33:43.487 --> 00:33:45.167 There's nothing random about it. 00:33:45.167 --> 00:33:45.827 Right, they have... 00:33:45.847 --> 00:33:47.347 You just get their one website. 00:33:47.467 --> 00:33:48.767 They only have one. 00:33:48.887 --> 00:33:50.947 They only... 00:33:50.967 --> 00:33:53.347 It's all the thought has taken out of it. 00:33:53.487 --> 00:33:57.767 It's like when you go to a French restaurant and the menu's already thought out for you. 00:33:58.007 --> 00:33:59.707 You just, you don't get a choice. 00:33:59.907 --> 00:34:01.767 You get your seven course meal. 00:34:01.787 --> 00:34:02.667 You know, it's perfect. 00:34:02.687 --> 00:34:03.687 It's exactly what you want. 00:34:03.707 --> 00:34:04.767 Here's my question. 00:34:04.867 --> 00:34:05.267 Yeah. 00:34:06.087 --> 00:34:10.007 Is it the same website that everyone else also has? 00:34:10.167 --> 00:34:13.207 Well, well, yeah, but not everyone else. 00:34:13.487 --> 00:34:14.107 Right. 00:34:14.127 --> 00:34:15.667 Only people sign up with CircleRoom. 00:34:15.687 --> 00:34:16.487 Exactly. 00:34:16.507 --> 00:34:17.547 You're in a network. 00:34:17.747 --> 00:34:19.707 You are one with everyone else. 00:34:19.827 --> 00:34:21.247 So it's circleroom.com. 00:34:21.267 --> 00:34:23.547 And then is there like a forward slash for what you're? 00:34:23.567 --> 00:34:24.747 No, it's all circleroom.com. 00:34:24.767 --> 00:34:25.487 No, it's all circleroom. 00:34:25.507 --> 00:34:27.227 No, everyone gets circleroom.com. 00:34:27.607 --> 00:34:28.307 Right, yeah, yeah. 00:34:28.327 --> 00:34:31.307 I was wondering if there was like a way to section it up. 00:34:31.387 --> 00:34:32.567 If there were like different grades. 00:34:32.587 --> 00:34:33.867 No, it's just circleroom.com. 00:34:33.887 --> 00:34:34.487 Awesome, awesome. 00:34:34.507 --> 00:34:34.847 It's one page. 00:34:34.847 --> 00:34:35.887 Everyone gets that page. 00:34:36.807 --> 00:34:41.127 It's $20 a month, and you get to go to circleroom.com. 00:34:41.147 --> 00:34:42.947 You get to tell people about circleroom.com. 00:34:42.967 --> 00:34:46.447 The thing that's really interesting about this is it's very economical, right? 00:34:46.467 --> 00:34:50.587 Like the internet is full of all these different websites that don't matter, like saltcravings.com. 00:34:50.607 --> 00:34:51.327 It's cluttered. 00:34:51.347 --> 00:34:53.007 Like it's completely cluttered. 00:34:53.227 --> 00:34:54.487 It's wasteful, really. 00:34:54.507 --> 00:34:55.367 There's just too many websites. 00:34:55.387 --> 00:34:57.027 This is a much greener option. 00:34:57.047 --> 00:34:58.907 This is what's going to save the planet. 00:34:59.187 --> 00:35:00.467 Recycle your websites. 00:35:00.667 --> 00:35:02.907 Recycle your websites, use one website. 00:35:03.167 --> 00:35:04.467 Don't use it for your own purposes. 00:35:04.487 --> 00:35:05.687 You just are able to visit it. 00:35:05.727 --> 00:35:07.827 Again, this is an important part of the deal. 00:35:08.067 --> 00:35:08.707 Circle Room. 00:35:08.947 --> 00:35:12.447 Do your part in environmental eco-friendliness. 00:35:13.007 --> 00:35:15.287 They've got a really good slogan. 00:35:15.307 --> 00:35:16.747 Yeah, it really rolls off the tongue. 00:35:16.767 --> 00:35:19.647 We forgot to say our special link. 00:35:19.667 --> 00:35:20.847 Oh, there isn't one, right? 00:35:20.867 --> 00:35:22.447 I know, it's just circleroom.com. 00:35:22.467 --> 00:35:23.927 Yeah, there's a link. 00:35:23.947 --> 00:35:27.627 Yeah, we don't really have a discount for you on this one because they don't give discounts. 00:35:27.647 --> 00:35:28.967 Everyone gets the same treatment. 00:35:29.067 --> 00:35:29.807 Everyone gets the same. 00:35:29.807 --> 00:35:31.947 It's a really equalizing opportunity. 00:35:32.507 --> 00:35:35.347 So there's this really interesting new product. 00:35:35.427 --> 00:35:39.687 Now, we've never talked about this on the show before, but I do want to share this new product. 00:35:39.747 --> 00:35:40.587 It's called Whip. 00:35:41.147 --> 00:35:41.407 And... 00:35:42.167 --> 00:35:43.127 It's just a whip. 00:35:43.887 --> 00:35:46.267 So it's a tooth cleaning product. 00:35:47.047 --> 00:35:48.107 But it is a whip. 00:35:49.947 --> 00:35:50.507 It's sort of... 00:35:50.707 --> 00:35:52.507 No one really flosses these days, right? 00:35:52.507 --> 00:35:53.787 No one really flosses. 00:35:53.787 --> 00:35:55.287 No one has ever flossed. 00:35:56.007 --> 00:35:56.947 No one's ever flossed. 00:35:56.967 --> 00:35:57.667 You don't floss. 00:35:57.727 --> 00:36:03.127 Hey, for the ad sake, for the ad sake, you're not allowed to say that you floss because this is how we're doing this for the ad. 00:36:03.147 --> 00:36:03.467 Okay. 00:36:04.987 --> 00:36:08.407 Now, why do the listeners, why do the listeners say that you love this product? 00:36:08.427 --> 00:36:09.607 I love this product so much. 00:36:14.927 --> 00:36:22.127 And whip is a product in which you whip your teeth with this special whip and with just, you know, whatever toothpaste. 00:36:22.147 --> 00:36:22.967 Is it like a tiny whip? 00:36:23.327 --> 00:36:24.867 Yeah, it's a really tiny whip. 00:36:24.907 --> 00:36:27.827 It is incredibly like, it's painful, right? 00:36:27.847 --> 00:36:29.567 Like, you know, there's no two ways about it. 00:36:29.587 --> 00:36:30.687 It is a whip, right? 00:36:30.707 --> 00:36:41.187 It's gonna be painful, but it is about whipping your teeth and just getting all the dirt and gunk and everything that's in there since we've been eating so much dirt and rotten food. 00:36:41.587 --> 00:36:47.627 But you whip your teeth and it just all comes out, and it only takes an hour a day. 00:36:47.867 --> 00:36:49.407 And what about the training sessions? 00:36:49.427 --> 00:36:53.147 They do three for five training sessions now. 00:36:53.167 --> 00:36:54.847 They do three for five training sessions. 00:36:54.987 --> 00:36:56.707 You pay for five and you get three. 00:36:56.727 --> 00:37:03.187 Yeah, and what they do is they will come over to your house, and how convenient is that, right? 00:37:03.207 --> 00:37:04.887 How convenient is it that they come over to your house? 00:37:04.907 --> 00:37:06.267 So you have to give them a key. 00:37:06.287 --> 00:37:08.027 This won't be when... 00:37:08.187 --> 00:37:09.147 They do take the key. 00:37:09.467 --> 00:37:10.667 They do. 00:37:10.687 --> 00:37:10.927 Yeah. 00:37:11.627 --> 00:37:12.447 They take the key. 00:37:12.467 --> 00:37:15.227 It's when you haven't been whipping correctly. 00:37:15.247 --> 00:37:16.787 They'll come help you. 00:37:16.847 --> 00:37:22.907 Yeah, so what they do is they'll come in, and if you're not home, they'll wait for you. 00:37:23.267 --> 00:37:24.307 It's very convenient. 00:37:24.927 --> 00:37:31.407 But if you are home, they'll come in, come up to you, won't say anything, right? 00:37:31.667 --> 00:37:32.427 It's not awkward. 00:37:32.447 --> 00:37:33.827 You don't have to have any awkward small talk. 00:37:33.847 --> 00:37:36.387 They'll just come with the whip and just whip your teeth. 00:37:36.727 --> 00:37:42.147 Isn't that what we all need in our busy day-to-day lives is just new options for brushing our teeth. 00:37:42.167 --> 00:37:44.027 It makes brushing your teeth more fun. 00:37:44.047 --> 00:37:45.487 It makes it an experience, right? 00:37:45.507 --> 00:37:46.467 It's challenging. 00:37:46.487 --> 00:37:47.647 Are your gums bleeding? 00:37:47.767 --> 00:37:48.987 They will be after this. 00:37:50.627 --> 00:38:01.447 So if you want, you can go to whip.gov forward slash, we are not in charge of our advertisements. 00:38:01.467 --> 00:38:02.827 Someone is making us do this. 00:38:02.827 --> 00:38:03.747 Please help us. 00:38:04.327 --> 00:38:04.887 And you can get- 00:38:04.907 --> 00:38:05.547 It's all one word. 00:38:05.567 --> 00:38:06.547 It's all one word. 00:38:06.567 --> 00:38:12.047 You can get the full deal today with, this is gonna hurt. 00:38:13.267 --> 00:38:13.667 Great. 00:38:13.747 --> 00:38:17.307 So now that we're done with ads, do you wanna give me a final craving? 00:38:17.327 --> 00:38:18.187 I would love to. 00:38:18.207 --> 00:38:19.187 Yeah, yeah. 00:38:19.287 --> 00:38:22.707 So, you know, this is something that someone really knows does need to create a device for. 00:38:23.087 --> 00:38:28.507 And I'm not sure exactly what form it's gonna take, but, Clair, my dreams are bad. 00:38:29.967 --> 00:38:36.027 And I would really love for my dreams to not be so bad. 00:38:36.307 --> 00:38:37.627 Craving no more nightmares. 00:38:37.727 --> 00:38:39.507 I'm craving dream control. 00:38:39.567 --> 00:38:47.527 I'm craving the ability to control what dreams I have, because I think dreams are a really unexplored area for getting stuff done. 00:38:47.547 --> 00:38:48.967 So you want lucid dreaming. 00:38:48.987 --> 00:38:50.567 You crave to lucid dream. 00:38:50.687 --> 00:38:52.247 Yeah, every single time. 00:38:52.367 --> 00:38:56.567 Like, I really want to lucid dream every single time, because I have a lot of nightmares. 00:38:56.587 --> 00:38:58.207 This is not, none of this is funny. 00:38:58.227 --> 00:39:04.127 This is just like, pretty much every time I dream, it is a nightmare or it is something deeply disturbing at the very least, right? 00:39:04.147 --> 00:39:07.687 Like it'll be anxiety-filled. 00:39:08.147 --> 00:39:09.327 Yeah, shit like that. 00:39:09.687 --> 00:39:10.707 That's a stupid joke. 00:39:11.787 --> 00:39:13.007 It's a great joke. 00:39:13.487 --> 00:39:14.507 We're not doing this. 00:39:14.667 --> 00:39:17.647 I'm not giving you a laugh for that one. 00:39:17.667 --> 00:39:18.667 A little laced lucid for it. 00:39:18.707 --> 00:39:20.387 I'm not giving you a laugh for that one. 00:39:20.407 --> 00:39:21.287 It's not a good joke. 00:39:21.567 --> 00:39:22.787 It's a very good joke. 00:39:23.947 --> 00:39:25.527 No one appreciates my art. 00:39:27.367 --> 00:39:29.587 I would like to get art done in my dreams. 00:39:29.607 --> 00:39:38.427 That'd be cool if I could just like work through some stuff in my dreams instead of having nightmares that are just anxiety-filled dreams of whatever make. 00:39:38.427 --> 00:39:41.387 I like keep now a journal of my dreams. 00:39:41.607 --> 00:39:44.407 And sometimes my dreams come up with extremely good and funny things. 00:39:44.427 --> 00:39:52.927 One I was talking about on Twitter recently was when you and I actually went on a trip to New Connecticut, which is visible from Florida. 00:39:54.607 --> 00:39:56.327 Wait, in what direction? 00:39:56.347 --> 00:39:57.807 How is it visible? 00:39:59.407 --> 00:40:03.147 In the dream, we were first in New Connecticut, and then we went to Orlando. 00:40:03.207 --> 00:40:07.487 And when you looked at, and I was really worried because I had to go back to New Connecticut for some reason. 00:40:07.947 --> 00:40:19.147 And when we were in Florida, I would be looking out across the desert that is Florida, and would look out across the desert and in the distance would be a giant bustling city called New Connecticut. 00:40:20.267 --> 00:40:22.667 This sounds like some bullshit joke I made up. 00:40:22.687 --> 00:40:26.047 This was an actual dream I had, and you were in this dream. 00:40:26.067 --> 00:40:30.847 I just want, when you say it was visible from Florida, do you mean like... 00:40:30.867 --> 00:40:32.427 Like on the horizon, yeah. 00:40:34.987 --> 00:40:38.547 No, I get that this doesn't make any meaningful sense. 00:40:38.567 --> 00:40:40.687 Why don't your dreams make sense, Brianna? 00:40:40.687 --> 00:40:41.647 That's just exactly what I'm saying. 00:40:41.647 --> 00:40:43.127 But it comes up, that's gold. 00:40:43.627 --> 00:40:46.427 There's some gold in my dreams that I need to pan for. 00:40:46.807 --> 00:41:05.067 And I would like to be able to just control how, when, what type of dreams to have, use some creative urges out there that doesn't, again, give me severe anxiety and leave me waking up with my heart pounding and breathing heavily, which happens many times. 00:41:07.087 --> 00:41:10.187 Wear a thing that helps you lucid dream, solved that part. 00:41:10.327 --> 00:41:19.007 So what are you gonna, so what you lucid dream about, what you dream about is absolutely controlled about by what you think about. 00:41:19.287 --> 00:41:24.127 So tell me what you wanna dream about and then maybe it'll come true, cause we talked about it. 00:41:24.187 --> 00:41:25.427 What do I wanna dream about? 00:41:25.767 --> 00:41:30.167 I would like to dream solutions to hard problems. 00:41:30.947 --> 00:41:42.007 I would like to just use my unconscious mind to just be constantly working on like the problem of, like the problems of my life in the world. 00:41:42.027 --> 00:41:42.487 Now I do. 00:41:42.507 --> 00:41:45.567 It's like how, okay, where am I gonna be living in September? 00:41:45.627 --> 00:41:47.867 And I'm just let the dream figure that one out. 00:41:47.887 --> 00:41:53.487 I do wanna ask, you did say you want your dreams to stop being anxiety filled. 00:41:53.687 --> 00:41:55.767 Yes, but this is the crucial thing, right? 00:41:55.787 --> 00:42:00.247 Is like if it's just, you know, using my brain, right? 00:42:00.527 --> 00:42:02.567 It doesn't necessarily have to be anxiety filled. 00:42:02.587 --> 00:42:12.707 It can be about things that I have anxiety about, but rather than being situations that make me anxious, like being blown up or falling off cliffs, I die in a lot of my dreams. 00:42:12.747 --> 00:42:14.587 So where are you gonna live in September? 00:42:14.727 --> 00:42:17.247 What if your dream's just like Bikini Bottom? 00:42:18.587 --> 00:42:18.947 Yeah. 00:42:19.047 --> 00:42:21.427 Then I have to go into the sea. 00:42:21.527 --> 00:42:22.307 Yeah, I mean. 00:42:22.427 --> 00:42:23.467 Which is fine. 00:42:23.487 --> 00:42:23.747 Yeah. 00:42:23.767 --> 00:42:25.447 Cause I can breathe underwater. 00:42:25.467 --> 00:42:26.027 Exactly. 00:42:26.047 --> 00:42:28.627 So yeah, that sounds great. 00:42:28.647 --> 00:42:33.107 It's weird cause Squidward died, so you do live in there most of vacancy. 00:42:33.747 --> 00:42:35.287 Okay, so Squidward dies. 00:42:36.007 --> 00:42:38.427 Your new neighbors are Patrick and Spongebob. 00:42:38.447 --> 00:42:39.067 Sounds great. 00:42:39.287 --> 00:42:39.847 Sounds great. 00:42:39.867 --> 00:42:40.847 We can all be gay together. 00:42:41.987 --> 00:42:42.307 What? 00:42:43.107 --> 00:42:44.387 I think it's pretty clear. 00:42:44.807 --> 00:42:52.267 One something that I know, and I'm not sure if other people know this, is there was once a conspiracy theories about how Spongebob was homosexual propaganda. 00:42:52.927 --> 00:42:53.327 Oh. 00:42:53.467 --> 00:43:03.947 Because he was effeminate and flamboyant, and also he and Patrick had a slightly undefined relationship that sometimes mirrored couples. 00:43:04.367 --> 00:43:10.107 I would like to reclaim that and state that Spongebob and Patrick are gay and are very happy together. 00:43:10.127 --> 00:43:12.067 No more hiding under a rock. 00:43:12.467 --> 00:43:12.827 I mean- 00:43:12.847 --> 00:43:14.387 Patrick is out and proud. 00:43:14.407 --> 00:43:18.787 In Bikini Bottom, they call it coming out of the rock. 00:43:21.207 --> 00:43:27.327 Uh, we're coming out of the rock and we're doing just fine. 00:43:27.367 --> 00:43:28.207 Yeah, exactly. 00:43:28.227 --> 00:43:30.767 So where are you gonna work when you live in Bikini Bottom? 00:43:30.787 --> 00:43:34.527 Well, it seems like it's kind of a capitalist hellscape down there. 00:43:34.867 --> 00:43:37.227 Everywhere kind of feels like the worst. 00:43:37.887 --> 00:43:46.847 I think the best option that I have is essentially to go to the Chum Bucket, just ignore Plankton completely. 00:43:47.267 --> 00:43:48.227 Go to Karen- 00:43:49.087 --> 00:43:52.727 Go to Karen, be like, hey, do you want to start a business? 00:43:53.387 --> 00:43:54.727 Oh, what if she says no? 00:43:55.267 --> 00:43:55.947 She wouldn't. 00:43:56.387 --> 00:43:56.887 Oh, okay. 00:43:56.907 --> 00:43:58.827 All right, what's the business you're gonna start? 00:43:59.367 --> 00:44:04.987 Well, it's gonna be an exotic things business. 00:44:05.187 --> 00:44:09.347 AKA, I go back up to the surface, get things and bring them down. 00:44:09.367 --> 00:44:14.527 Do you see how much they freak out any time anything like from the surface comes down? 00:44:14.547 --> 00:44:21.087 What if they just had that all the time of just a place, hello, welcome, I have wares from the surface? 00:44:21.107 --> 00:44:23.027 You're gonna be in charge of like a museum. 00:44:23.107 --> 00:44:26.247 You're gonna go steal things and like be like, look at my gifts. 00:44:26.267 --> 00:44:36.127 Yeah, I'm gonna be in underwater Indiana Jones and Bikini Bottom, absolutely, absolutely, without a doubt, except like less colonial Indiana Jones, less colonialist Indiana Jones, you know? 00:44:37.267 --> 00:44:40.867 Yeah, it's really, it's just taking things and bringing them to the bottom of the sea. 00:44:41.147 --> 00:44:42.807 That still kind of sounds like Indiana Jones. 00:44:44.247 --> 00:44:50.907 It does sound like Indiana Jones, but the crucial distinction is, I'm bringing mundane things down. 00:44:50.927 --> 00:44:55.007 Like I'm not here to bring down like, you know, golden idols or whatever. 00:44:55.167 --> 00:44:59.007 That feels like that is a use somewhere and someone can do something with that. 00:44:59.467 --> 00:45:01.387 I'm talking paperclips. 00:45:02.047 --> 00:45:04.827 I'm talking rice cookers. 00:45:04.907 --> 00:45:07.227 I'm talking, yeah, they probably don't have paperclips. 00:45:07.247 --> 00:45:08.327 I mean, how would they make paperclips? 00:45:08.627 --> 00:45:11.007 Anything that's metal, I think they can't really forge. 00:45:11.027 --> 00:45:12.247 Like how would they forge something? 00:45:12.447 --> 00:45:13.627 They have fire down there. 00:45:13.927 --> 00:45:14.507 No, they don't. 00:45:14.687 --> 00:45:15.007 Yeah. 00:45:15.027 --> 00:45:18.667 Canonically, they only have fire until they realize that they're underwater. 00:45:20.227 --> 00:45:21.767 Just don't tell them that they're underwater. 00:45:21.787 --> 00:45:23.927 Don't challenge me on the SpongeBob cannon. 00:45:25.267 --> 00:45:26.847 Anyway, this would be a really good dream to have. 00:45:27.087 --> 00:45:29.287 I mean, really, there's all sorts of dreams I'd like to have, right? 00:45:29.307 --> 00:45:33.787 I think Bikini Bottom is a good solution, though, for that specific fear. 00:45:34.207 --> 00:45:40.447 What did you, you said earlier about, oh, you just get a thing to make yourself lucid dream. 00:45:40.607 --> 00:45:41.087 Yeah. 00:45:41.107 --> 00:45:46.107 Can you elaborate a little more on exactly what that thing is and how that works? 00:45:46.307 --> 00:45:55.007 If you have a red light that comes on on a certain time of the night, and then you use it in your dream to remind yourself that you're sleeping, you can... 00:45:55.607 --> 00:45:57.947 I don't know why I learned this so long ago. 00:45:57.967 --> 00:45:59.787 You can control your lucid dreams. 00:46:00.207 --> 00:46:01.527 That's the thing I learned. 00:46:01.747 --> 00:46:02.767 That sounds like work. 00:46:02.787 --> 00:46:03.227 Yeah. 00:46:03.367 --> 00:46:04.107 Sounds like effort. 00:46:04.127 --> 00:46:04.947 Sounds stressful, really. 00:46:04.967 --> 00:46:05.727 Uh-huh, yeah. 00:46:05.747 --> 00:46:06.627 You don't wanna do that. 00:46:06.827 --> 00:46:10.907 So, what if there was just a little ear worm that you would eat? 00:46:10.927 --> 00:46:15.447 Yeah, sort of like the babble fish from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 00:46:15.447 --> 00:46:17.287 Oh yeah, but it is like a gummy snack. 00:46:17.627 --> 00:46:18.527 It's a gummy. 00:46:18.827 --> 00:46:24.927 Yeah, so you sort of just have some gummy snacks at the side of your bed, and then you pop one in your mouth right before you go to bed. 00:46:25.087 --> 00:46:26.807 This sounds like the fucking Matrix. 00:46:27.147 --> 00:46:28.747 It kind of just sounds like drugs. 00:46:29.147 --> 00:46:30.407 Also does sound like drugs. 00:46:30.687 --> 00:46:31.867 We're inventing drugs. 00:46:31.907 --> 00:46:32.847 What about magic? 00:46:32.867 --> 00:46:35.207 What about just some good old-fashioned magic? 00:46:35.227 --> 00:46:37.727 So it is gummies, and they're enchanted with magic. 00:46:37.927 --> 00:46:40.587 So it's not drugs, it's potions. 00:46:40.607 --> 00:46:42.647 Yeah, it's not drugs, it's potions. 00:46:42.787 --> 00:46:45.287 Oh my God, dude, potion gummies. 00:46:45.567 --> 00:46:46.427 Potion gummies. 00:46:46.447 --> 00:46:47.027 Potion gummies. 00:46:47.047 --> 00:46:53.587 How has this not been done before in fantasy of just like urban fantasy things, it's just like, yeah, I got potions for you. 00:46:54.027 --> 00:46:54.907 Pack of gummies. 00:46:55.927 --> 00:46:57.107 That's really good. 00:46:57.127 --> 00:46:58.687 Do you want the bears or the worms? 00:46:58.967 --> 00:47:00.527 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:47:00.747 --> 00:47:03.827 The worms will make you bigger, the bears will make you smaller. 00:47:03.847 --> 00:47:07.687 Oh wait, Alice in Wonderland already did this like 50 years ago. 00:47:08.087 --> 00:47:09.387 Is Alice in Wonderland a dream? 00:47:10.047 --> 00:47:11.607 Some people would say yes. 00:47:12.007 --> 00:47:17.167 Well, I think those people are wrong because the mad hatter is real and he, just we hang out on Sundays. 00:47:18.607 --> 00:47:19.187 What's he like? 00:47:19.207 --> 00:47:20.907 A little, a little mad. 00:47:21.467 --> 00:47:21.827 Yeah. 00:47:21.887 --> 00:47:23.547 He has a lot of cool hats though, so. 00:47:23.827 --> 00:47:25.867 Real, I thought he just had one. 00:47:26.307 --> 00:47:28.327 Well, he's got a couple actually. 00:47:28.447 --> 00:47:29.747 They all look the same, but. 00:47:29.807 --> 00:47:30.527 How big are they? 00:47:30.787 --> 00:47:31.387 Pretty big. 00:47:32.227 --> 00:47:32.447 Oh. 00:47:32.687 --> 00:47:34.747 They're as big as the hat on the mad hatter. 00:47:34.787 --> 00:47:36.987 You know what they say about the hat on the mad hatter. 00:47:37.607 --> 00:47:38.867 There's multiple of them. 00:47:42.707 --> 00:47:50.527 This is your captain speaking, just letting you know that we are touching down in beautiful, new Connecticut. 00:47:53.667 --> 00:47:54.507 You shut up. 00:47:54.547 --> 00:47:55.407 You shut up. 00:47:56.007 --> 00:47:57.807 We are touching down today. 00:47:57.827 --> 00:47:59.727 We hope you've enjoyed our flight. 00:48:02.687 --> 00:48:04.127 We hope you've enjoyed our flight today. 00:48:04.587 --> 00:48:11.887 Don't forget to, don't forget to follow us at Salt Cravings on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. 00:48:11.947 --> 00:48:13.067 That's where I'm held. 00:48:14.947 --> 00:48:20.967 There's also, you can also submit your own cravings for us to have on the flight. 00:48:20.987 --> 00:48:22.567 I submit freedom. 00:48:25.627 --> 00:48:35.067 You can't submit that craving, but for the rest of you, you can absolutely submit the cravings at submissions at saltcravings.com. 00:48:35.387 --> 00:48:39.407 Or in addition to, you can leave us a rating review on Yelp. 00:48:39.787 --> 00:48:41.067 Tell them to free these. 00:48:42.887 --> 00:48:45.387 On Yelp, also known as iTunes or Google Play. 00:48:45.747 --> 00:48:49.307 They're of course now doing flight reviews, so that's very good. 00:48:53.747 --> 00:48:54.607 Sorry, what was that? 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