WEBVTT 00:00:24.822 --> 00:00:28.722 Welcome to Salt Cravings, a live podcast with me, Clair. 00:00:28.742 --> 00:00:30.382 And me, Brianna. 00:00:30.782 --> 00:00:31.622 It's not live. 00:00:31.722 --> 00:00:32.342 We're not live. 00:00:32.362 --> 00:00:32.822 It's a lie. 00:00:32.842 --> 00:00:33.542 We fucked up. 00:00:33.622 --> 00:00:35.922 Well, I wouldn't say we fucked up. 00:00:35.962 --> 00:00:36.462 It's more like- 00:00:36.482 --> 00:00:41.202 I would say technology is wrong, and streaming is hard. 00:00:41.302 --> 00:00:46.202 Basically, who knew streaming took a lot of hardware capabilities? 00:00:46.222 --> 00:00:48.702 It's me, I knew, I just needed help. 00:00:48.762 --> 00:00:51.002 We both knew, and we both didn't think about it. 00:00:51.022 --> 00:00:54.542 My very good computer is being repaired right now. 00:00:54.642 --> 00:01:00.202 And my very good computer is going to be in my possession when I buy it in a few months. 00:01:00.222 --> 00:01:03.702 Yeah, we'll be doing a live episode at a later date. 00:01:03.722 --> 00:01:04.482 Yeah, we'll do it again. 00:01:04.582 --> 00:01:05.182 We'll do it again. 00:01:05.202 --> 00:01:07.042 And by again, I mean for the first time. 00:01:07.042 --> 00:01:08.062 Because we didn't do it today. 00:01:08.082 --> 00:01:08.342 Yeah. 00:01:08.362 --> 00:01:10.322 We couldn't, we tried, we tried for like an hour. 00:01:10.402 --> 00:01:12.322 But hey, you're still getting an episode. 00:01:12.802 --> 00:01:15.222 So you should be thankful for that, you monsters. 00:01:15.242 --> 00:01:17.822 Suckle at the teat of these podcasts. 00:01:18.122 --> 00:01:19.082 Mm, teat. 00:01:19.382 --> 00:01:20.622 So Brianna. 00:01:21.242 --> 00:01:23.062 Same old Salt Cravings. 00:01:23.362 --> 00:01:24.222 Do you want to start? 00:01:24.582 --> 00:01:28.522 Please, please help us and start this episode with a craving. 00:01:28.782 --> 00:01:29.702 I would love to. 00:01:30.022 --> 00:01:32.262 In order to do that, can you say my name again? 00:01:32.602 --> 00:01:32.902 Ms. 00:01:32.922 --> 00:01:33.242 Price? 00:01:34.322 --> 00:01:35.262 Is this a curse name? 00:01:36.082 --> 00:01:36.462 Bri? 00:01:39.402 --> 00:01:40.462 Full pronunciation? 00:01:40.582 --> 00:01:41.002 Yes. 00:01:41.502 --> 00:01:43.222 Brianna. 00:01:43.582 --> 00:01:44.602 Yes, exactly. 00:01:44.862 --> 00:01:46.362 Now, how would you spell that? 00:01:46.582 --> 00:01:46.942 B-R-I-W-U-W-X. 00:01:50.962 --> 00:01:53.182 And therein lies the problem. 00:01:53.442 --> 00:01:54.902 My first craving is... 00:01:55.102 --> 00:01:56.642 Is it, can I guess? 00:01:57.042 --> 00:01:57.362 Yeah. 00:01:58.202 --> 00:01:59.922 Do you get off when you hear your own name? 00:02:01.742 --> 00:02:02.662 No, no. 00:02:02.802 --> 00:02:03.722 Oh, okay, go on. 00:02:03.742 --> 00:02:04.822 Is that like a thing? 00:02:04.842 --> 00:02:06.082 Yeah, oh, absolutely. 00:02:07.782 --> 00:02:10.082 That's like one of the most common things. 00:02:10.302 --> 00:02:12.302 Yeah, I guess like in a sexual context. 00:02:12.322 --> 00:02:14.782 Yeah, well, you can get off emotionally. 00:02:14.802 --> 00:02:19.442 I think we should get on emotionally for this emotional field. 00:02:19.442 --> 00:02:20.082 What is your... 00:02:20.842 --> 00:02:25.182 So, I really would love for there to be only one spelling in my name in the world. 00:02:25.202 --> 00:02:25.442 There is. 00:02:25.462 --> 00:02:26.222 And for it to be mine. 00:02:26.282 --> 00:02:26.822 There is. 00:02:27.162 --> 00:02:27.522 Right. 00:02:27.622 --> 00:02:31.462 It's the one, the way you spell it, it's the only way it's spelled. 00:02:31.682 --> 00:02:34.342 See, I wish that were true, Clair. 00:02:34.402 --> 00:02:37.982 I wish that the only way people spelled Brianna was B-R-I-A-N-N-A. 00:02:38.002 --> 00:02:41.902 But you know what people do? 00:02:41.922 --> 00:02:44.382 You know what these monsters out there do? 00:02:44.542 --> 00:02:46.962 They spell it differently because different is wrong. 00:02:47.902 --> 00:02:55.142 And what they do is they'll put B-R-I-E-A-N-N-A or B-R-I-A-N-A. 00:02:55.342 --> 00:02:56.102 Sorry, sorry. 00:02:56.242 --> 00:02:56.982 Where's the B? 00:02:58.922 --> 00:03:01.682 We can't just reference buying goods, stealing content. 00:03:01.702 --> 00:03:03.102 We gotta make our own content. 00:03:03.202 --> 00:03:06.142 Gotta make homegrown organic content. 00:03:06.142 --> 00:03:07.482 Self-fed content. 00:03:07.502 --> 00:03:10.202 Rustic, non-technological content. 00:03:10.822 --> 00:03:16.402 And really what I would love is for all other spellings of my name to go away. 00:03:17.722 --> 00:03:23.042 I want my spelling of my name to be the only way to spell Brianna. 00:03:23.462 --> 00:03:31.542 And also, while we're at it, if we could just eliminate Briann as a name, because everyone thinks my name is Briann for some reason, that would also be a plus. 00:03:31.562 --> 00:03:33.162 I do have a solution for that one. 00:03:33.782 --> 00:03:39.242 Whenever someone goes Briann, you just respond, ah, like you've got an idea. 00:03:40.202 --> 00:03:42.662 And then you tell them, ah, I have an idea. 00:03:42.822 --> 00:03:44.082 You fucked my name up. 00:03:47.482 --> 00:03:51.942 Ah, I, also known as Briann, ah, have a very interesting idea here. 00:03:52.042 --> 00:03:53.362 That's a good solution to that one. 00:03:53.382 --> 00:03:54.262 I think that part of it. 00:03:54.262 --> 00:04:00.962 But how do we ensure that no one ever spells my name with one N or with an E in it or with a dash in it, which I've seen? 00:04:01.062 --> 00:04:01.622 What's that? 00:04:01.622 --> 00:04:02.002 Wait. 00:04:02.422 --> 00:04:07.062 B-R-I-E-Dash-A-N-N-A or B-R-I-Dash-A-N-N-A. 00:04:07.082 --> 00:04:08.702 Why was the E necessary? 00:04:08.882 --> 00:04:09.682 Like the cheese? 00:04:09.882 --> 00:04:15.222 So they explicitly added the E so that their child could be called Cheezanna. 00:04:15.542 --> 00:04:17.222 Apparently, I don't get it. 00:04:17.462 --> 00:04:22.822 But I think some people think that B-R-I is pronounced Bri because I've also gotten the pronunciation of Brianna. 00:04:22.842 --> 00:04:32.942 Yes, I've known that before, which is very amusing to me because it makes me think that like, oh, this would be the stereotypical trans name if my birth name had been Brian. 00:04:34.102 --> 00:04:42.702 I can relate to this because just like you have this problem, I have a similar problem where people think there's an E at the end of Clair, but that's not how you say Clair. 00:04:43.782 --> 00:04:47.702 That name is Clair, as you have told me on this podcast. 00:04:47.722 --> 00:04:50.122 Exactly, in middle English, it would be pronounced Clair. 00:04:50.142 --> 00:04:52.522 Well, that's not just, it's modern English, too. 00:04:52.542 --> 00:04:56.062 Well, in modern English as well, an E at the end means you go uh. 00:04:56.222 --> 00:04:57.822 Yeah, so I do have an idea. 00:04:57.842 --> 00:05:03.522 I have two ideas, and one of them is kind of a reference, so I'm just gonna zoom past that one. 00:05:03.802 --> 00:05:05.902 We could feed the other ones to the void fish. 00:05:05.942 --> 00:05:07.142 Great, good, great. 00:05:07.162 --> 00:05:07.662 Next. 00:05:07.722 --> 00:05:08.262 Love that. 00:05:08.282 --> 00:05:15.062 What we could do is we could go through all of the medical history records in all hospitals and just change everyone's name. 00:05:15.462 --> 00:05:16.302 We just make it. 00:05:16.322 --> 00:05:20.842 We go and we reapply everyone's name to the correct spelling. 00:05:21.042 --> 00:05:23.462 And I think the best way to do this would be with a virus. 00:05:23.642 --> 00:05:26.982 And it's a virus that affects every computer everywhere. 00:05:27.002 --> 00:05:27.662 Only the spelling. 00:05:27.682 --> 00:05:30.022 But the only thing it does is change the spelling. 00:05:30.242 --> 00:05:33.122 Now there will still be paper records that will need to change. 00:05:34.062 --> 00:05:38.262 Actual virus, real world virus that changes the name of papers. 00:05:38.562 --> 00:05:39.982 Clair, a real world virus. 00:05:40.002 --> 00:05:40.842 It infects paper. 00:05:40.862 --> 00:05:42.602 No, a real world virus. 00:05:42.622 --> 00:05:43.282 You know what that is? 00:05:43.602 --> 00:05:44.282 The plague. 00:05:44.542 --> 00:05:46.342 Okay, so we make a Brianna plague. 00:05:47.962 --> 00:05:50.382 No matter how many people die, we're gonna do this. 00:05:50.382 --> 00:05:50.722 Right. 00:05:51.042 --> 00:05:52.682 Oh, that's a good idea. 00:05:57.342 --> 00:05:59.842 No, no, no, no, no. 00:05:59.862 --> 00:06:02.502 Okay, what if we made a virus and it's gonna be hard? 00:06:02.522 --> 00:06:05.902 Because viruses in the real world are only made up of four letters. 00:06:06.082 --> 00:06:08.462 GCAT, I remember this from biology. 00:06:08.522 --> 00:06:12.482 So we're gonna have to find a way to spell Brianna with G, C, A, and T. 00:06:12.642 --> 00:06:14.642 Can you give me that spelling, please? 00:06:14.782 --> 00:06:17.542 Sure, well, the A is pretty easy because it's already in there. 00:06:17.722 --> 00:06:19.102 So I'm thinking what we'll do is... 00:06:19.902 --> 00:06:22.042 Yeah, it's not, it shouldn't be this hard. 00:06:22.062 --> 00:06:23.022 There's only four letters. 00:06:23.022 --> 00:06:24.402 What's the first letter? 00:06:24.642 --> 00:06:27.562 What is the first letter of Brianna out of G, C, A, and T? 00:06:27.782 --> 00:06:28.842 It's a G. 00:06:28.962 --> 00:06:29.442 Okay, good. 00:06:29.462 --> 00:06:30.262 Because that's pretty close. 00:06:30.282 --> 00:06:31.262 Yeah, R? 00:06:33.222 --> 00:06:33.582 Okay. 00:06:33.602 --> 00:06:35.062 Part of the T, just part of it. 00:06:35.082 --> 00:06:36.402 Yeah, I and A. 00:06:36.522 --> 00:06:37.282 That's one thing. 00:06:37.482 --> 00:06:39.902 Well, the I is the other part of the T. 00:06:40.242 --> 00:06:42.222 Okay, all right, all right, cool. 00:06:42.522 --> 00:06:44.202 Then what was the other one, C? 00:06:44.262 --> 00:06:45.282 N, N, and E, yeah. 00:06:45.302 --> 00:06:46.102 You have G cat. 00:06:46.122 --> 00:06:47.362 You're working with the G cat. 00:06:47.522 --> 00:06:49.742 Yeah, I mean, N, N is pretty easy. 00:06:49.822 --> 00:06:50.302 Yeah. 00:06:50.402 --> 00:06:52.582 C, C, just flip it. 00:06:52.602 --> 00:06:54.302 Just turn it 90 degrees. 00:06:54.322 --> 00:06:55.282 So, what did we get? 00:06:56.162 --> 00:06:58.262 Gataka, Gataka. 00:06:58.542 --> 00:06:59.762 But it's Brianna. 00:06:59.902 --> 00:07:01.102 But it's pronounced Brianna. 00:07:03.062 --> 00:07:06.182 Great, so now we know how to spell Brianna with those letters. 00:07:06.242 --> 00:07:07.682 Now we just have to build the virus. 00:07:07.842 --> 00:07:09.522 Now we just have to build a virus. 00:07:09.542 --> 00:07:12.062 Now, I'm basically a biology expert. 00:07:12.082 --> 00:07:14.442 So, I obviously know how to build a virus. 00:07:14.482 --> 00:07:18.042 You take paper, put it in a machine. 00:07:18.362 --> 00:07:19.622 Right, what kind of machine? 00:07:19.642 --> 00:07:20.662 Virus machine. 00:07:20.682 --> 00:07:21.442 Great, go on. 00:07:21.862 --> 00:07:23.862 And then you press virus. 00:07:24.162 --> 00:07:26.402 Is that a button or you just? 00:07:26.782 --> 00:07:28.082 You press the button virus. 00:07:28.122 --> 00:07:29.062 It's the virus button. 00:07:29.082 --> 00:07:30.762 There's a button on the virus machine. 00:07:30.922 --> 00:07:31.902 It's the virus button. 00:07:31.922 --> 00:07:32.502 Yeah, okay. 00:07:32.522 --> 00:07:34.022 And then it infects the people with the virus. 00:07:34.042 --> 00:07:34.822 I mean, that makes sense. 00:07:34.862 --> 00:07:35.422 Then you spread it. 00:07:35.442 --> 00:07:36.942 That's what the virus machine does. 00:07:37.622 --> 00:07:39.502 Cool, so we've got the virus. 00:07:39.762 --> 00:07:47.442 Yeah, now the other issue is people might say, you know, like, oh yeah, my name is spelled this way, right? 00:07:48.122 --> 00:07:50.502 Which I think I know what we need to do about that. 00:07:50.782 --> 00:07:55.842 We just need a way to rewrite or overwrite the way people speak. 00:07:56.162 --> 00:08:06.462 So when someone says, oh, my name is spelled B-R-I-A-N-A, what the person actually hears is B-R-I-A-N-N-A. 00:08:07.882 --> 00:08:09.882 It's sort of like, it's a real time. 00:08:09.902 --> 00:08:12.022 Where in the process are we changing it? 00:08:12.042 --> 00:08:17.442 Are we changing it when the speaker is speaking and they don't know, or are we changing the waves? 00:08:17.482 --> 00:08:19.622 Are we changing what the listener hears? 00:08:19.942 --> 00:08:28.142 I think we're changing the waves because I think it makes the most sense for there to just be spores in the air that do this. 00:08:28.602 --> 00:08:29.722 Oh, okay. 00:08:29.782 --> 00:08:31.502 So just spores that impact. 00:08:31.522 --> 00:08:32.822 So it's an airborne virus. 00:08:32.962 --> 00:08:35.002 It's an air, this is the second part of the virus. 00:08:36.742 --> 00:08:38.302 This is a very powerful virus. 00:08:38.322 --> 00:08:45.762 Yeah, and this one affects sound waves where if they say a different spelling of the name, they're like, it automatically changes. 00:08:45.782 --> 00:08:49.262 It can hear the difference between Brianna and Brianna. 00:08:49.442 --> 00:08:50.102 Exactly. 00:08:50.122 --> 00:08:51.102 And it will change them. 00:08:51.282 --> 00:08:52.282 It will change that. 00:08:52.302 --> 00:08:55.322 So we've fixed this problem with viruses, I think. 00:08:55.382 --> 00:08:57.742 Yeah, well, what are we calling the virus? 00:08:58.942 --> 00:08:59.982 We have to patent it. 00:09:00.022 --> 00:09:03.142 Yeah, we need to also dissociate ourselves from the virus. 00:09:03.182 --> 00:09:05.662 Right, so we can't just call it the Brianna plague. 00:09:05.762 --> 00:09:06.962 No, we really can't. 00:09:07.002 --> 00:09:12.882 I think we need to call it the spelling plague, just the spelling plague. 00:09:13.762 --> 00:09:17.342 It's called the ah spelling plague. 00:09:17.622 --> 00:09:18.962 Now everyone has the ah. 00:09:19.222 --> 00:09:20.922 You've contracted the ah. 00:09:20.942 --> 00:09:25.082 You've contracted the ah. 00:09:25.402 --> 00:09:26.982 Oh no, how long do I have? 00:09:27.002 --> 00:09:33.582 Like the rest of your life is just gonna change kind of the way that you say this one word and some of your papers will spell it differently. 00:09:33.602 --> 00:09:37.102 Yeah, don't cough on a computer because it's actually the same virus. 00:09:37.242 --> 00:09:42.962 Yeah, it's one of those special viruses that affects paper, humans and technology. 00:09:43.402 --> 00:09:46.022 Ah, I think I've got it, the virus that is. 00:09:46.282 --> 00:09:47.462 And now I can spread it. 00:09:47.762 --> 00:09:50.962 And the best part is, it travels electronically. 00:09:50.982 --> 00:09:52.282 So now you've got it too. 00:09:52.322 --> 00:09:55.422 And I don't just mean you Brianna, I mean you. 00:09:55.602 --> 00:09:56.522 Well, that's fun. 00:09:56.682 --> 00:09:57.462 Now we all are. 00:09:59.362 --> 00:10:01.662 Ah, what a good virus we've made. 00:10:02.382 --> 00:10:04.202 Ah, mm, ah. 00:10:04.642 --> 00:10:05.082 Yeah? 00:10:05.342 --> 00:10:07.122 Do you wanna give me a craving? 00:10:07.282 --> 00:10:09.582 Yeah, I really do. 00:10:09.802 --> 00:10:10.762 I'm really scared. 00:10:11.762 --> 00:10:13.502 You're so excited about this craving. 00:10:13.722 --> 00:10:14.722 I'm not terrified. 00:10:15.942 --> 00:10:20.562 So this craving has a story before I say what the craving is. 00:10:20.582 --> 00:10:21.582 It's a short story. 00:10:21.602 --> 00:10:25.542 It just builds up because this craving only manifested this morning. 00:10:26.202 --> 00:10:31.462 So I had a dream last night and I was just dating someone with a Southern accent. 00:10:32.102 --> 00:10:36.442 And so my craving is, I just wanna listen to more people or date. 00:10:36.462 --> 00:10:37.822 I just wanna date a cowgirl. 00:10:38.162 --> 00:10:39.162 Fair enough. 00:10:39.822 --> 00:10:40.502 Yeah, right? 00:10:41.022 --> 00:10:45.262 I just want, yeehaw, I want that Southern drawl. 00:10:45.262 --> 00:10:47.742 Save a horse, ride a cowgirl, am I right? 00:10:48.342 --> 00:10:52.382 Yeah, so I don't know what it is about that Southern drawl. 00:10:52.402 --> 00:10:55.382 Something about Southern accents fucking rule. 00:10:55.402 --> 00:10:57.682 They are the best ever. 00:10:57.902 --> 00:10:59.482 They're extremely good. 00:11:00.162 --> 00:11:02.842 So how do we get this? 00:11:03.182 --> 00:11:05.382 Can we distill the accent down? 00:11:05.402 --> 00:11:07.882 What's the main component of the accent? 00:11:07.902 --> 00:11:22.422 Can I just say that I love that your first thing was not, let's go find someone who speaks with that accent, but let's make this, let's distill this accent and be able to just inject it into people, I guess. 00:11:22.442 --> 00:11:27.962 Listen, I'm gonna make a potion and now I know potions aren't real, Brianna. 00:11:27.982 --> 00:11:29.942 We established this in the last episode. 00:11:29.962 --> 00:11:32.442 But this could be the first real potion. 00:11:32.462 --> 00:11:36.742 But it's the first real potion and if you drink it, you have a Southern accent now. 00:11:37.222 --> 00:11:39.062 And I would chug this. 00:11:40.582 --> 00:11:42.082 So you wanna have a Southern accent. 00:11:42.362 --> 00:11:45.582 I would never need to listen to anyone else ever again. 00:11:45.602 --> 00:11:47.682 It seems like a good idea. 00:11:47.702 --> 00:11:51.882 I can't poke any flaws in that plant except don't. 00:11:52.282 --> 00:11:53.542 So it's pretty good. 00:11:56.422 --> 00:11:59.262 Which is really what you've always wanted. 00:11:59.282 --> 00:12:02.362 Yeah, I gotta love myself, Brianna. 00:12:02.542 --> 00:12:04.422 But you'll only love yourself with a Southern accent. 00:12:04.442 --> 00:12:05.942 That's it, right? 00:12:05.962 --> 00:12:10.242 I fucking hate myself unless I have a Southern accent. 00:12:11.322 --> 00:12:14.762 Literally, no one is good until they have a Southern accent. 00:12:14.902 --> 00:12:18.302 This is the discernible difference of morality even. 00:12:18.442 --> 00:12:23.622 This is how you know someone is a moral, ethical person is if they have a Southern accent. 00:12:23.662 --> 00:12:24.542 What Brianna? 00:12:24.742 --> 00:12:25.562 You're trans. 00:12:25.582 --> 00:12:28.102 Why don't you just voice train, motherfucker? 00:12:28.882 --> 00:12:30.422 This is voice training. 00:12:30.442 --> 00:12:32.222 I don't know, why don't I? 00:12:32.542 --> 00:12:34.462 Because it's bad and you heard it. 00:12:34.722 --> 00:12:35.962 You heard it right now. 00:12:35.982 --> 00:12:37.222 That's not how training works. 00:12:37.302 --> 00:12:40.802 I tried it and I gave up, so therefore I can't do it. 00:12:41.222 --> 00:12:42.982 I need to chug the juice. 00:12:43.702 --> 00:12:45.582 I need to chug the Southern juice. 00:12:45.842 --> 00:12:50.842 All right, so the first important thing about the Southern juice, you gotta make- 00:12:50.862 --> 00:12:51.422 What color is it? 00:12:51.642 --> 00:12:55.382 I suspect it'll be something like a sunset over the horizon. 00:12:55.402 --> 00:12:56.942 Oh, yeah, that's true. 00:12:56.942 --> 00:12:58.222 That's perfect, isn't it? 00:12:58.402 --> 00:12:59.582 Barn in the distance. 00:13:01.242 --> 00:13:02.902 What color is a barn in the distance? 00:13:02.962 --> 00:13:04.822 Barn in the distance. 00:13:07.862 --> 00:13:09.122 You're so insane. 00:13:11.262 --> 00:13:12.682 So here's what I'm thinking. 00:13:13.142 --> 00:13:14.262 What are you thinking? 00:13:23.882 --> 00:13:27.442 This is why I need to date someone with a Southern accent. 00:13:27.622 --> 00:13:31.762 But you've just decided that now the solution is a potion. 00:13:32.162 --> 00:13:32.582 Yeah. 00:13:32.602 --> 00:13:33.842 So we have to make the potion. 00:13:33.922 --> 00:13:34.522 I mean, yeah. 00:13:34.542 --> 00:13:36.462 And then I could just give it to whoever I'm dating. 00:13:36.782 --> 00:13:37.262 So you- 00:13:37.282 --> 00:13:39.982 And then I can date someone with a Southern accent. 00:13:40.002 --> 00:13:41.302 Yeah, because you can just totally- 00:13:41.322 --> 00:13:45.082 it's totally fine to just like be like, yeah, I'm just going to change this person's accent. 00:13:45.582 --> 00:13:47.062 Who would say no? 00:13:47.282 --> 00:13:50.762 You become ethical and moral once you have a Southern accent. 00:13:51.702 --> 00:13:54.562 Clair, you and I have a very different idea of what the South is like. 00:13:55.482 --> 00:13:59.782 The South is part Southern and part accent. 00:14:00.202 --> 00:14:02.582 And if you have neither, are you truly a self? 00:14:02.902 --> 00:14:05.002 What the fuck are you talking about? 00:14:05.022 --> 00:14:06.242 None of that made any sense. 00:14:06.262 --> 00:14:08.082 What are the components of this? 00:14:08.102 --> 00:14:10.622 None of that made any sense, but it's fine. 00:14:10.642 --> 00:14:12.202 Let's make this fucking juice. 00:14:12.642 --> 00:14:13.102 All right. 00:14:13.102 --> 00:14:13.822 Juice me up. 00:14:14.042 --> 00:14:19.282 So the first thing is, of course, you need some good Southern cooking. 00:14:19.522 --> 00:14:20.262 Like anything? 00:14:20.282 --> 00:14:24.942 I mean, I think we'd have to test some different things, right? 00:14:25.222 --> 00:14:29.522 I'm immediately good to jump in on chicken and waffles, but I don't know if that'll work. 00:14:29.822 --> 00:14:30.582 We're trying. 00:14:30.602 --> 00:14:31.322 I'm vegetarian. 00:14:31.342 --> 00:14:31.862 I'm sorry. 00:14:32.062 --> 00:14:32.422 Right. 00:14:33.102 --> 00:14:35.242 We have to have a vegetarian version of this. 00:14:35.282 --> 00:14:36.962 Vegetarian Southern cuisine. 00:14:37.422 --> 00:14:38.022 Cornbread? 00:14:38.662 --> 00:14:39.682 Y'all want some cornbread? 00:14:40.082 --> 00:14:42.122 I want some cornbread inside of me. 00:14:44.122 --> 00:14:44.462 Great. 00:14:47.322 --> 00:14:48.222 Next ingredient. 00:14:48.642 --> 00:14:54.082 What if it's just, like you said, what if it's just a barn in the distance? 00:14:56.602 --> 00:15:00.962 So is it that you have to get a part of the barn in there? 00:15:01.202 --> 00:15:04.762 Or is it like a picture you've taken where there's a barn in the distance? 00:15:04.762 --> 00:15:07.942 Or do you have to drink it while there's a barn in the distance? 00:15:08.222 --> 00:15:09.182 Oh, yes. 00:15:09.502 --> 00:15:10.502 It's the last one. 00:15:10.562 --> 00:15:15.182 I was just gonna say you have to take a piece of a barn while it's in the distance. 00:15:15.202 --> 00:15:17.622 What if, hey, I have a fun idea. 00:15:18.422 --> 00:15:22.542 What if we made something on this show that is ingestible that was actually edible? 00:15:23.382 --> 00:15:23.802 All right. 00:15:23.882 --> 00:15:24.902 We got cornbread. 00:15:24.922 --> 00:15:26.082 We got cornbread. 00:15:26.222 --> 00:15:27.742 Good start to any potion. 00:15:27.862 --> 00:15:30.922 You need, I was gonna say wheat, but I don't mean wheat. 00:15:30.942 --> 00:15:33.382 I just mean the tall grass that grows in the south. 00:15:33.582 --> 00:15:34.682 I don't know what it's called. 00:15:34.702 --> 00:15:35.042 Sure. 00:15:35.162 --> 00:15:36.022 Sounds right. 00:15:36.042 --> 00:15:37.102 It's ingestible. 00:15:37.122 --> 00:15:42.862 I think another important thing about it is, I'm not sure if there's any other, there might be more- 00:15:42.882 --> 00:15:43.182 Horse. 00:15:43.542 --> 00:15:43.922 Sorry? 00:15:43.942 --> 00:15:44.342 Horse. 00:15:45.902 --> 00:15:47.782 Why not, like, cow? 00:15:47.802 --> 00:15:48.662 Cow and cow. 00:15:48.882 --> 00:15:50.962 I mean, depends what variant you're going for. 00:15:50.982 --> 00:15:52.242 You're going for farmer or cow. 00:15:52.242 --> 00:15:53.642 You have to breed the horse and the cow together. 00:15:53.962 --> 00:15:54.882 That's not possible. 00:15:54.902 --> 00:15:55.162 You have to. 00:15:56.742 --> 00:15:57.622 It's the first step. 00:15:57.842 --> 00:15:58.622 That's not a thing. 00:15:58.642 --> 00:15:59.762 You have to make the how. 00:15:59.782 --> 00:16:03.642 What are the course? 00:16:04.302 --> 00:16:09.242 One describes the taste and one describes what you think to yourself after you drink it. 00:16:10.442 --> 00:16:10.882 Great. 00:16:10.902 --> 00:16:16.162 So you have your cow, horse, horse, how, you swirl this all together. 00:16:16.222 --> 00:16:23.022 Get that barn in the distance, heat it up in the sun of the south, because it's warm down there. 00:16:23.042 --> 00:16:23.782 It's hot as hell. 00:16:23.802 --> 00:16:25.262 So you gotta warm that up. 00:16:25.462 --> 00:16:33.422 Then you pour iced tea in there, bring down the temperature, because that's the crucial thing is cooling yourself off in the summer. 00:16:33.522 --> 00:16:37.702 So you get some good old, now that's the southern iced tea, what's it called? 00:16:37.722 --> 00:16:38.162 Sweet tea. 00:16:38.182 --> 00:16:39.162 Sweet tea is what it's called. 00:16:39.982 --> 00:16:41.982 And you just go to town on that, boy. 00:16:42.242 --> 00:16:43.582 Just chug it right down. 00:16:43.922 --> 00:16:46.122 And then you have a southern accent and it's perfect. 00:16:46.142 --> 00:16:47.042 That's amazing. 00:16:47.142 --> 00:16:49.162 God, technology has come so far. 00:16:49.402 --> 00:16:55.562 I'm glad that everyone has access to becoming a moral and ethical person now, thanks to this potion that gives you a southern accent. 00:16:55.582 --> 00:16:56.862 Now I do still... 00:16:57.002 --> 00:16:59.482 There's nothing wrong with this idea, Brianna. 00:17:00.462 --> 00:17:01.022 Go on. 00:17:01.162 --> 00:17:04.182 How would you know what morals are if you don't have a southern accent? 00:17:04.862 --> 00:17:05.302 Fuck. 00:17:05.762 --> 00:17:06.422 Gotcha. 00:17:06.422 --> 00:17:07.162 Gotcha there. 00:17:07.462 --> 00:17:12.982 Once you have a southern accent, then you can tell everyone about what morality is and what's right and wrong. 00:17:13.182 --> 00:17:13.602 Yeah. 00:17:13.822 --> 00:17:15.182 Well, at least we have a goal. 00:17:15.802 --> 00:17:18.042 You're gonna get, you're gonna, you're gonna do it with me, right? 00:17:18.062 --> 00:17:20.362 Right Brianna? 00:17:21.842 --> 00:17:22.902 Right Brianna? 00:17:23.502 --> 00:17:28.702 Well, I mean, we're not dating, so you don't have to, so I don't have to. 00:17:28.722 --> 00:17:31.862 But you wouldn't, you wouldn't do this for who you're dating? 00:17:32.142 --> 00:17:35.102 You wouldn't offer them this kindness? 00:17:36.022 --> 00:17:41.262 I don't know if my girlfriend would want me to, you know, my entire voice to change. 00:17:42.122 --> 00:17:42.522 Fair. 00:17:42.742 --> 00:17:43.682 New world goal. 00:17:44.122 --> 00:17:45.102 Everyone has a accent. 00:17:45.122 --> 00:17:46.722 Specifically southern. 00:17:47.202 --> 00:17:49.862 Yeah, because I was about to say everyone already has an accent. 00:17:49.902 --> 00:17:50.282 I know. 00:17:50.742 --> 00:17:52.062 Everyone speaks accent. 00:17:52.482 --> 00:17:54.042 Hey, how you're speaking it? 00:17:54.162 --> 00:17:55.282 That was not anything. 00:17:55.302 --> 00:17:56.942 What the fuck was that? 00:17:57.042 --> 00:17:58.422 Can you do that again? 00:18:01.922 --> 00:18:03.222 I don't think I can. 00:18:03.242 --> 00:18:06.102 I don't know what I summoned. 00:18:07.282 --> 00:18:08.822 I don't know what I summoned there. 00:18:08.842 --> 00:18:10.422 Probably a demon. 00:18:10.442 --> 00:18:12.502 Is this because we forgot the Jesus in the juice? 00:18:12.862 --> 00:18:14.562 Fuck, we didn't summon Jesus. 00:18:14.582 --> 00:18:21.622 Do you want to give me a Jesus accent craving? 00:18:24.742 --> 00:18:27.102 Two, we have a fan craving. 00:18:28.002 --> 00:18:28.822 Oh, right. 00:18:28.842 --> 00:18:30.402 Let me just get that. 00:18:32.422 --> 00:18:35.102 So you have an intro when we do fravings. 00:18:35.462 --> 00:18:36.062 I do. 00:18:36.322 --> 00:18:37.142 Do you want to do it? 00:18:37.162 --> 00:18:41.182 Fravings, fravings, fravings. 00:18:41.202 --> 00:18:42.902 It's a fraving, a fraving. 00:18:43.562 --> 00:18:45.542 So our first fraving comes in from... 00:18:45.622 --> 00:18:47.102 First one. 00:18:47.122 --> 00:18:49.302 There's only one, but it is the first one. 00:18:49.542 --> 00:18:50.242 Listen, a list... 00:18:50.262 --> 00:18:51.742 This is our like fourth one. 00:18:52.422 --> 00:18:58.562 The episode Brianna and a list of one item still has a first item and a last item. 00:18:58.742 --> 00:18:59.782 This is computer science. 00:18:59.982 --> 00:19:07.022 Anyways, so our first and last fraving is, well, they just sort of sent it to me directly. 00:19:07.042 --> 00:19:15.322 So there's no name that I'm going to read out on the podcast, but it is shaving your head or dyeing your hair different color. 00:19:15.342 --> 00:19:18.902 Oh, yes. 00:19:19.162 --> 00:19:23.462 Now understandably, this is very cathartic. 00:19:23.782 --> 00:19:26.302 This is a craving that is actually on my list of cravings. 00:19:26.322 --> 00:19:26.922 I'm sorry. 00:19:26.942 --> 00:19:28.262 That's okay. 00:19:28.302 --> 00:19:34.002 I love to I would love to talk about this with other like, yes, of course, it's the most cathartic. 00:19:34.222 --> 00:19:35.582 How do you decide? 00:19:35.642 --> 00:19:36.022 Right? 00:19:36.262 --> 00:19:39.322 Because this is now this is the biggest problem. 00:19:39.702 --> 00:19:41.082 There's no undo button. 00:19:41.422 --> 00:19:46.502 There's no one can we have an undo button, like Photoshop, but for hair. 00:19:46.642 --> 00:19:54.842 So something that I recently semi recently found is like there are apps that will take it's really weird and a little bit unsettling. 00:19:54.862 --> 00:20:02.182 You'll you'll look into it and it'll use the camera show you what you'd look like with different hair colors, like moving around and stuff like that. 00:20:02.282 --> 00:20:06.022 Like, it's really interesting and I think we just need that for reality. 00:20:06.122 --> 00:20:11.202 I think we just need a trial period of like, here's what you look like with this hair. 00:20:11.942 --> 00:20:13.162 How long is the trial? 00:20:13.162 --> 00:20:14.662 What's the expiry look like? 00:20:14.802 --> 00:20:18.282 Well, after a certain time it does it does you have to pay. 00:20:19.362 --> 00:20:20.002 You have to pay. 00:20:20.022 --> 00:20:21.122 You have to commit to the color. 00:20:21.142 --> 00:20:22.122 You have to commit. 00:20:22.142 --> 00:20:24.362 Yeah, it's like it's a subscription model. 00:20:24.462 --> 00:20:26.902 Yes, it's a monthly color subscription. 00:20:26.922 --> 00:20:28.062 Yeah, exactly. 00:20:28.082 --> 00:20:29.462 Pick your new hair each month. 00:20:29.802 --> 00:20:30.282 That would be cool. 00:20:30.342 --> 00:20:32.482 That would be cool, actually. 00:20:32.502 --> 00:20:34.542 That's like the cyberpunk future we need. 00:20:34.602 --> 00:20:36.682 Man, fuck cyberpunk 3037. 00:20:36.702 --> 00:20:37.522 That's what I want. 00:20:38.162 --> 00:20:40.062 I want the hair subscription model. 00:20:40.162 --> 00:20:41.182 Yeah, honestly. 00:20:41.722 --> 00:20:44.242 Because I do just constantly want to change up my hair. 00:20:44.282 --> 00:20:46.302 What's the subscription model called? 00:20:46.582 --> 00:20:47.382 I want to know. 00:20:47.662 --> 00:20:48.402 What is it called? 00:20:48.422 --> 00:20:52.382 What's the catchy name, Brianna, where you get hair a month? 00:20:52.802 --> 00:20:53.742 That's not good. 00:20:53.762 --> 00:20:55.762 This is, I need a name, Brianna. 00:20:56.242 --> 00:20:57.122 Shave or don't? 00:20:57.282 --> 00:20:58.562 No, it's nothing. 00:20:58.662 --> 00:20:59.842 That's nothing. 00:21:00.682 --> 00:21:01.302 Never die. 00:21:01.442 --> 00:21:02.242 That's good. 00:21:02.382 --> 00:21:02.882 Thank you. 00:21:03.102 --> 00:21:04.822 Dye Another Day, also good. 00:21:04.842 --> 00:21:06.182 Dye Another Day. 00:21:06.402 --> 00:21:07.842 Oh, that's really good. 00:21:08.382 --> 00:21:09.362 That would get us sued. 00:21:09.902 --> 00:21:10.522 That was fine. 00:21:10.762 --> 00:21:18.242 But no, this is like a genuine craving that I get all the time is like, my hair is like shoulder length and I keep being like, do I cut shorter? 00:21:18.522 --> 00:21:19.362 Do I grow long? 00:21:19.382 --> 00:21:25.942 Because it's right at that point where I want it to be either chin length or like long and I don't know how to decide. 00:21:26.262 --> 00:21:29.202 And I also keep thinking about like, oh, what if I dyed a different color? 00:21:29.302 --> 00:21:34.242 Last summer was the first time I ever dyed it like a ginger type color and it was like semi permanent. 00:21:34.262 --> 00:21:38.022 So it came out and that's the only time that I've ever like done anything with my hair. 00:21:38.042 --> 00:21:40.742 I've cut it and I've dyed it once and that's about it. 00:21:40.762 --> 00:21:42.402 And it's just it's such a commitment. 00:21:42.662 --> 00:21:45.142 Yeah, you know, you know the hair I want. 00:21:45.202 --> 00:21:48.022 But I want the sirens hair from Borderlands. 00:21:48.042 --> 00:21:50.842 I just want to shave half my head and dye it bright red. 00:21:51.162 --> 00:21:53.562 Honestly, very, very good. 00:21:53.582 --> 00:21:53.982 Yeah. 00:21:54.082 --> 00:22:00.422 And I have long hair right now, which means if I shave half of it off, I'm not getting that back for a few years. 00:22:00.642 --> 00:22:02.122 So I need to dye another day. 00:22:02.282 --> 00:22:03.742 One of the, yeah, exactly. 00:22:04.062 --> 00:22:09.522 One of the benefits of my hair is that it grows very fast, which is also kind of a downside when you want to keep it short. 00:22:09.542 --> 00:22:15.102 But it means that you get a crossroads fairly often where you can decide, ah, this one is kind of long. 00:22:15.122 --> 00:22:16.922 It's like CrossFit for your hair. 00:22:17.042 --> 00:22:18.502 Yeah, it's like CrossFit for your hair. 00:22:18.522 --> 00:22:21.442 That makes no fucking sense, but it just makes any fucking sense. 00:22:21.662 --> 00:22:23.082 So you could do Dye Another Day. 00:22:23.322 --> 00:22:24.062 And I like this. 00:22:24.142 --> 00:22:25.102 I like this model. 00:22:25.202 --> 00:22:28.682 What if you really want to be able to dye and then undo? 00:22:28.702 --> 00:22:31.542 You want to have that undo button specific. 00:22:32.002 --> 00:22:34.422 Oh, where do we attach the undo button? 00:22:34.742 --> 00:22:35.882 Do you get new hair? 00:22:36.282 --> 00:22:37.202 How do undo? 00:22:37.222 --> 00:22:39.242 I think you swallow it. 00:22:39.822 --> 00:22:42.882 Oh, we're going full digestibles this episode. 00:22:43.222 --> 00:22:47.162 Every solution has to be digestible. 00:22:47.382 --> 00:22:47.762 So is it- 00:22:47.782 --> 00:22:49.062 Actually the virus wasn't digestible. 00:22:49.302 --> 00:22:50.182 You can eat the virus. 00:22:50.402 --> 00:22:51.082 What does it do? 00:23:21.612 --> 00:23:23.382 Yeah, because it comes, well, you're powering it. 00:23:23.402 --> 00:23:25.482 Do you like burp up the screen? 00:23:25.622 --> 00:23:26.942 Where does the screen come from? 00:23:26.962 --> 00:23:32.362 Yes, you burp up the screen and it comes out of your mouth and you just go like, ah, okay, ah, I- 00:23:32.382 --> 00:23:34.262 Do you have to keep your mouth open? 00:23:36.302 --> 00:23:37.782 It's projected from your mouth. 00:23:38.302 --> 00:23:41.362 So it's like a projector from your stomach? 00:23:41.382 --> 00:23:42.442 Yeah, but it's a hologram. 00:23:42.902 --> 00:23:46.062 Not from your stomach, that's not possible. 00:23:47.762 --> 00:23:48.602 That's not possible. 00:23:48.622 --> 00:23:50.002 We're only doing possibilities. 00:23:51.382 --> 00:23:52.062 Sorry, go on. 00:23:52.082 --> 00:23:57.102 I'm just saying, it comes out of your mouth and it has a thing that says, Undo, Yes, No. 00:23:57.122 --> 00:23:59.042 I thought it was gonna give you more than that. 00:23:59.402 --> 00:24:01.062 That's the premium model. 00:24:02.162 --> 00:24:03.142 That's the premium model. 00:24:03.162 --> 00:24:05.502 It's all the hairs you've had for the last two years. 00:24:05.522 --> 00:24:08.262 That sounds great, actually. 00:24:09.062 --> 00:24:10.402 I would totally subscribe to that. 00:24:10.422 --> 00:24:12.542 And get you out of many hairy situations. 00:24:12.902 --> 00:24:14.182 You wanna give me another craving? 00:24:15.622 --> 00:24:16.982 Thank you for the two- 00:24:17.002 --> 00:24:17.782 Yes, thank you. 00:24:18.542 --> 00:24:23.342 So, recently Nintendo's gotten some backlash from Pokémon Sword and Shield fans. 00:24:23.362 --> 00:24:24.402 Yeah, I've seen. 00:24:25.162 --> 00:24:29.342 Who have not been particularly happy that some Pokémon are not returning. 00:24:29.462 --> 00:24:33.802 But to them, I say, you don't know how painful it can be. 00:24:34.102 --> 00:24:51.042 Because, you know, as much as I love many Pokémon, and I would love to see them all in this world, what I really want is a specific NPC from a specific Pokémon game who has never returned and who I need desperately once again. 00:24:51.062 --> 00:24:52.962 And I'm gonna play steam music. 00:24:53.102 --> 00:24:54.882 Oh, I know who it is. 00:24:55.102 --> 00:24:56.602 I'm so excited. 00:25:27.183 --> 00:25:28.923 I didn't recognize that at first. 00:25:29.243 --> 00:25:33.423 So it's the Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness music for Miror B. 00:25:33.443 --> 00:25:37.423 Yeah, god, I like the Mirror B music from Colosseum. 00:25:37.603 --> 00:25:41.223 I'm just gonna play a little bit here because I like it a little bit more. 00:26:03.803 --> 00:26:05.683 Both versions are so good. 00:26:05.728 --> 00:26:06.268 They're so good. 00:26:06.288 --> 00:26:15.488 One is like a sort of Latin American samba type music, and the other is very much disco, and it is like a little bit electric, and it's really cool. 00:26:15.588 --> 00:26:16.648 Both Miror B. 00:26:17.068 --> 00:26:18.408 Both are Miror B. 00:26:18.428 --> 00:26:18.968 So, Miror B. 00:26:18.988 --> 00:26:21.248 Can you just describe Miror B? 00:26:21.508 --> 00:26:26.868 I know this is the best audio visual media for describing things. 00:26:26.888 --> 00:26:28.868 Yeah, I don't even have to look this man up. 00:26:28.928 --> 00:26:29.748 Oh, great, good. 00:26:29.768 --> 00:26:30.508 Because I remember. 00:26:30.868 --> 00:26:34.008 So, imagine the lankiest man you can imagine. 00:26:34.028 --> 00:26:37.988 He's extremely tall, extremely skinny. 00:26:38.528 --> 00:26:40.048 All his limbs, very skinny. 00:26:40.068 --> 00:26:45.068 It's just sort of like if the Shadow Boy from the woods was a real person. 00:26:45.128 --> 00:26:46.328 What is that one called? 00:26:47.128 --> 00:26:50.408 Shadow Boy, the one that the game, there was a game for him. 00:26:50.608 --> 00:26:51.248 Slenderman? 00:26:51.268 --> 00:26:52.628 Slenderman, yeah. 00:26:52.668 --> 00:26:54.468 Kind of like a dancing Slenderman. 00:26:54.488 --> 00:26:58.168 Yeah, it's just like a Slenderman with like a Pokeball Afro. 00:26:58.488 --> 00:27:02.568 Yes, and his Afro, this is important, is red and white. 00:27:02.708 --> 00:27:05.128 It's across the, down the middle. 00:27:05.328 --> 00:27:06.708 It's extremely good. 00:27:07.028 --> 00:27:15.008 Then he just has, at least in XD, I don't remember what he has in Colosseum, but he has a full on purple jumpsuit with- 00:27:15.728 --> 00:27:19.768 In Pokémon XD, which I played, Clair played Colosseum, he's in both. 00:27:19.808 --> 00:27:21.628 I played both, but. 00:27:21.648 --> 00:27:29.988 But in XD, he has a purple jumpsuit, which has an open V-neck, it's down to his belly button. 00:27:30.048 --> 00:27:33.708 It's just a V-neck, but it goes down to his belly button. 00:27:33.728 --> 00:27:36.968 He embodies groove of Pokémon. 00:27:37.248 --> 00:27:42.968 And my favorite part of him is his only fricking Pokémon is Ludicolo. 00:27:42.968 --> 00:27:43.548 It's true. 00:27:43.568 --> 00:27:48.208 He also will often have Shadow Pokémon, which is the thing about Pokémon and Colosseum. 00:27:48.408 --> 00:27:52.168 And XD, which means you get to fight him a lot when you're trying to catch all the Shadow Pokémon. 00:27:52.368 --> 00:27:53.048 Which is- 00:27:53.068 --> 00:27:54.088 So many Ludicolos. 00:27:54.188 --> 00:28:00.168 Yeah, but he just has Ludicolos and they're dancin and it's the best thing ever. 00:28:00.208 --> 00:28:03.288 I just remember his like six Ludicolo fight. 00:28:03.308 --> 00:28:03.648 Yes. 00:28:04.228 --> 00:28:04.988 So good. 00:28:05.088 --> 00:28:06.708 It's really annoying when I played it. 00:28:06.748 --> 00:28:11.488 But God, in retrospect, I want Miror B in Pokémon Sword and Shield. 00:28:11.508 --> 00:28:13.568 I want Miror B in Pokémon Sword and Shield. 00:28:13.588 --> 00:28:17.088 And so my question is, what's his vibe this time? 00:28:17.788 --> 00:28:21.968 Because in Colosseum, he was like an evil team leader, right? 00:28:22.268 --> 00:28:23.348 Was he a team leader? 00:28:23.528 --> 00:28:25.248 I thought he just sort of did his own thing. 00:28:25.268 --> 00:28:32.588 I think he did his own thing, but in XD, he mentions once having been in an evil team, but now just sort of roaming around. 00:28:32.588 --> 00:28:34.128 That seems very much like him. 00:28:34.228 --> 00:28:42.868 Yeah, and I think in Colosseum, he may have been associated with the evil guys at one point, but just sort of kind of rolls around a whole bunch, and just sort of chills. 00:28:43.068 --> 00:28:48.768 And the music goes from this Latin American vibe to disco to... 00:28:53.568 --> 00:28:56.728 Ooh, a little bit of the tango. 00:28:57.028 --> 00:28:59.228 So he shows up with a rose in his teeth. 00:28:59.608 --> 00:29:03.608 Absolutely, hell yes. 00:29:03.788 --> 00:29:07.888 Oh, and the rose has like a Pokeball, like a little mini Pokeball. 00:29:08.448 --> 00:29:09.108 And it's like, oh... 00:29:09.348 --> 00:29:11.108 I think I have that as a hairpin. 00:29:11.148 --> 00:29:12.548 Yeah, that's so good. 00:29:12.568 --> 00:29:13.368 That's so good. 00:29:13.588 --> 00:29:14.488 Is he evil? 00:29:14.508 --> 00:29:15.108 Is he good? 00:29:15.128 --> 00:29:21.188 Because in general, he's kind of an anti-hero, like more on the side of evil, but not. 00:29:21.208 --> 00:29:26.268 Because he captures shadow Pokémon, it doesn't like free them or whatever, but it's also kind of chill. 00:29:26.388 --> 00:29:28.548 But also characters can change. 00:29:28.568 --> 00:29:30.768 And it's been almost 10 years. 00:29:31.088 --> 00:29:35.608 God, can Miror B have a kid called Minor B? 00:29:37.188 --> 00:29:38.328 That's so good. 00:29:38.388 --> 00:29:39.468 That's so good. 00:29:39.488 --> 00:29:40.968 Miror B is a dad now. 00:29:41.068 --> 00:29:42.508 Miror B is a dad now. 00:29:42.688 --> 00:29:44.508 He's got a great dad bod. 00:29:45.788 --> 00:29:47.008 God, yeah, he does. 00:29:47.028 --> 00:29:49.288 And he's still great at the tango. 00:29:49.488 --> 00:29:53.128 Oh, he's still, and, you know, all his other, all his other moves. 00:29:53.148 --> 00:29:53.688 All his other moves. 00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:57.248 What if he's just, what if he's just doing different dances throughout? 00:29:57.408 --> 00:29:58.408 Yeah. 00:29:58.528 --> 00:29:59.108 I like this. 00:29:59.128 --> 00:30:03.008 He's every gym leader, but every gym finds a different dance. 00:30:03.048 --> 00:30:07.888 God, he's just sort of a wandering gym leader, but it's always Ludicolo. 00:30:08.028 --> 00:30:09.128 It's always Ludicolo. 00:30:09.148 --> 00:30:10.528 Are there other dancing Pokémon? 00:30:10.648 --> 00:30:11.368 Chatot? 00:30:11.808 --> 00:30:17.328 Chatot would be very good, because Chatot would just be like repeating his movements exactly. 00:30:17.848 --> 00:30:21.408 I think it's a duel battle of like Ludicolo and Chatot. 00:30:21.728 --> 00:30:23.448 Yeah, it's a combo battle. 00:30:23.648 --> 00:30:26.988 I think another important detail, he's friendly now. 00:30:27.008 --> 00:30:28.248 He's like, he's mature. 00:30:28.248 --> 00:30:29.828 He helps with those raid battles. 00:30:29.968 --> 00:30:31.288 He helps with the raid battles. 00:30:31.428 --> 00:30:34.728 He's gonna, he has to be, oh, he's not even just in Sword and Shield. 00:30:34.748 --> 00:30:37.348 He's gotta be in Pokémon Masters. 00:30:38.328 --> 00:30:39.568 Oh, yes. 00:30:39.928 --> 00:30:41.148 I need him in my team. 00:30:41.188 --> 00:30:43.588 I need him in Minor B as my teammates. 00:30:43.648 --> 00:30:44.688 Yes, exactly. 00:30:45.188 --> 00:30:48.988 And I think another important detail, his Afro's gotten bigger. 00:30:49.428 --> 00:30:54.728 God, at least the size of, like, his whole body before, now just the Afro. 00:30:54.748 --> 00:30:56.688 Yeah, absolutely. 00:30:56.888 --> 00:30:59.428 And his Afro gets bigger over the course of the game. 00:30:59.448 --> 00:31:00.468 Yes, extremely good. 00:31:00.488 --> 00:31:02.348 Minor B also has very good Afro. 00:31:02.668 --> 00:31:04.008 It's an inverted Afro. 00:31:04.388 --> 00:31:07.548 I think it might actually be a different ball color. 00:31:08.388 --> 00:31:09.548 Rather than a Pokéball. 00:31:09.548 --> 00:31:13.468 Great ball, altar ball, one of the fun ones, nest ball. 00:31:13.608 --> 00:31:14.288 What if it's like... 00:31:16.348 --> 00:31:17.348 Premium ball. 00:31:17.688 --> 00:31:18.368 Master ball. 00:31:18.368 --> 00:31:19.468 It's gotta be a master ball. 00:31:19.648 --> 00:31:23.148 Ooh, does that mean Minor B is the champion? 00:31:23.468 --> 00:31:25.928 Minor B is the champion is so good. 00:31:26.248 --> 00:31:27.948 Miror B could also have been the champion. 00:31:28.148 --> 00:31:29.388 Yeah, but he got dethroned. 00:31:29.648 --> 00:31:30.928 He got dethroned by the sun. 00:31:30.948 --> 00:31:38.668 Literally right before he got there to dethrone Miror B, it's like, no, fuck you, I'm the champion now, fight me, literally. 00:31:38.688 --> 00:31:40.728 God, is his son the evil one? 00:31:41.108 --> 00:31:43.628 Yeah, his son leads an evil organization. 00:31:43.688 --> 00:31:45.708 An evil organization with master balls. 00:31:46.048 --> 00:31:48.188 And also has shadow Pokémon somehow. 00:31:48.308 --> 00:31:50.808 For some reason, they're now shadow Pokémon. 00:31:50.828 --> 00:31:51.648 He has shadow Pokémon. 00:31:51.648 --> 00:31:53.748 I love the imported Pokémon. 00:31:53.928 --> 00:31:56.628 These are all the details of how Miror B will appear. 00:31:56.648 --> 00:32:05.068 But really, this Craving, I just needed us to acknowledge his existence, because he's the best character this series has ever had. 00:32:05.088 --> 00:32:06.988 And I love a lot of the characters in Pokémon. 00:32:07.008 --> 00:32:08.288 There are so many good ones. 00:32:08.308 --> 00:32:12.128 There are so many good ones, but Miror B is just, ah, he's the best. 00:32:12.268 --> 00:32:15.508 Every time I fought him, I was like, this is the, I don't wanna fight this dude. 00:32:15.528 --> 00:32:16.728 Yeah, no, I wanna be friends with this dude. 00:32:18.508 --> 00:32:19.248 He rules. 00:32:19.268 --> 00:32:20.408 Are you kidding me? 00:32:20.428 --> 00:32:21.028 So much. 00:32:21.388 --> 00:32:22.128 He has like two- 00:32:23.028 --> 00:32:25.508 He has like two kids who follow him around, I remember, in XD. 00:32:25.548 --> 00:32:26.948 I don't know if he does in Colosseum. 00:32:27.308 --> 00:32:29.148 God, I need to replay those games again. 00:32:29.168 --> 00:32:33.228 But I fully understand why, because who among us wouldn't be like, yeah, I'll follow you. 00:32:33.248 --> 00:32:34.028 Are you kidding me? 00:32:34.048 --> 00:32:35.268 He's just too cool. 00:32:35.288 --> 00:32:36.268 He's just too cool. 00:32:36.388 --> 00:32:37.508 That's his superpower. 00:32:37.928 --> 00:32:39.008 That's his secret cap. 00:32:39.228 --> 00:32:40.148 He's always cool. 00:32:41.788 --> 00:32:44.368 Do you want to give me the last craving? 00:32:44.808 --> 00:32:49.128 So I want to end the console wars. 00:32:49.148 --> 00:32:52.048 I need, I'm tired of war, Brianna. 00:32:52.288 --> 00:32:56.748 I'm tired of the endless rampage that is the war. 00:32:57.108 --> 00:33:01.188 And I specifically want the end of the console wars. 00:33:01.208 --> 00:33:04.548 Clair, the console wars ended a long time ago. 00:33:06.948 --> 00:33:14.028 The period often referred to as the console wars in video game history kind of ended when Sega kind of left the console market. 00:33:14.328 --> 00:33:18.068 Okay, but I'm talking about that PlayStation 4. 00:33:18.088 --> 00:33:19.908 Oh, you're talking about the console cold wars. 00:33:20.888 --> 00:33:23.948 Where no one's in direct fighting. 00:33:23.948 --> 00:33:26.248 Everyone seems that they're on the same side, right? 00:33:26.268 --> 00:33:31.128 Like Microsoft allows Banjo-Kazooie to be in Smash, right? 00:33:31.368 --> 00:33:33.528 That's the place that we're at now. 00:33:33.708 --> 00:33:36.568 But really, it's still going on. 00:33:36.848 --> 00:33:38.088 Yeah, in the background. 00:33:38.608 --> 00:33:40.548 And that's what I want to end, right? 00:33:40.648 --> 00:33:46.808 I don't want this massacre of PlayStation to hang the 360s. 00:33:46.808 --> 00:33:48.728 Sorry, that's not the newest Xbox. 00:33:49.408 --> 00:33:52.108 The 720s, the ones, right? 00:33:52.388 --> 00:33:53.288 How many are there? 00:33:53.308 --> 00:33:56.088 There's the ones and then Scarlett is coming out. 00:33:56.848 --> 00:34:00.288 Oh, so how are we going to end the console wars? 00:34:00.308 --> 00:34:01.728 Is Scarlett going to join us? 00:34:02.308 --> 00:34:06.408 It's hard to end a war by taking a specific side in that war. 00:34:08.888 --> 00:34:14.408 I think we need one console to rule them all, bring them into the darkness and there bind them. 00:34:15.588 --> 00:34:18.388 And I think we have to just completely develop our own. 00:34:19.288 --> 00:34:24.168 The Switch may be superior to every other console, but even that hasn't stopped it. 00:34:24.488 --> 00:34:26.628 It's just a player in this endless cycle. 00:34:26.668 --> 00:34:28.488 It's a player in this endless cycle of war. 00:34:28.508 --> 00:34:32.248 And I'm sorry, I don't care how modular it is. 00:34:32.848 --> 00:34:35.388 It still is committing war crimes. 00:34:35.888 --> 00:34:36.308 Like? 00:34:36.608 --> 00:34:42.868 Well, of course we know about the execution of the PlayStation prisoners in Nintendo Land. 00:34:45.188 --> 00:34:52.968 And we all know about the murder of Innocence in indie game world. 00:34:53.348 --> 00:34:57.248 I mean, what did you think the Red Ring of Death really referred to? 00:34:58.408 --> 00:35:01.188 Well, the Red Ring, of course, is a famous battle. 00:35:02.748 --> 00:35:12.388 When you saw so many Xboxes die, so I think despite the fact that the Switch is clearly superior to every other console, I think we need to just completely develop a new one. 00:35:12.788 --> 00:35:14.008 Okay, all right. 00:35:14.008 --> 00:35:14.888 What color is it? 00:35:15.248 --> 00:35:17.708 Oh, that's an important question. 00:35:18.088 --> 00:35:19.848 I think it's gotta come in multiple colors, right? 00:35:19.868 --> 00:35:20.608 This is the future. 00:35:21.008 --> 00:35:21.668 Oh, okay. 00:35:21.688 --> 00:35:22.808 What's the default color? 00:35:23.348 --> 00:35:27.128 Oh, what if we just make one color for every other console color? 00:35:27.488 --> 00:35:27.968 Sorry. 00:35:27.968 --> 00:35:32.308 You have the Switch color, you have the Xbox color, you have the PlayStation color. 00:35:32.328 --> 00:35:36.708 Oh, so sort of bringing people in, make them confused, think it's their console. 00:35:36.708 --> 00:35:37.508 Exactly. 00:35:37.528 --> 00:35:39.268 I think you're buying a PlayStation. 00:35:39.288 --> 00:35:43.068 Nope, you're buying the PlayStation. 00:35:43.508 --> 00:35:45.968 No, it's called the Peace Station. 00:35:47.248 --> 00:35:53.808 Because it's all about peace, bringing people together, because that is how you solve conflicts, bringing people together. 00:35:53.968 --> 00:35:56.708 And that's what we're gonna do with the Peace Station. 00:35:56.908 --> 00:36:03.048 Now, the one thing that I am wondering about, how are we gonna get games on the Peace Station? 00:36:03.248 --> 00:36:03.948 We take them. 00:36:04.448 --> 00:36:06.048 This is what I mean by peace. 00:36:06.048 --> 00:36:07.088 I mean in thievery. 00:36:07.308 --> 00:36:07.888 Yeah. 00:36:08.048 --> 00:36:16.168 If I've learned anything from the Assassin's Creed games, it's that peace only comes by thievery and assassins. 00:36:16.528 --> 00:36:18.268 That's the only way peace happens. 00:36:18.548 --> 00:36:19.028 Uh-huh. 00:36:19.048 --> 00:36:23.108 Now, I'm wondering, we gotta have some sort of Rogues Guild here. 00:36:24.408 --> 00:36:30.728 We need some sort of Assassin's Guild or something like that, that can covertly bring peace. 00:36:30.788 --> 00:36:32.848 An Assassin's Guild of Gamers. 00:36:32.868 --> 00:36:35.648 An Assassin's Guild of Gamers. 00:36:35.668 --> 00:36:36.448 The Agog. 00:36:36.628 --> 00:36:41.328 How are we going to assemble this Assassin's Guild to help bring peace? 00:36:41.708 --> 00:36:56.268 So, if you go to any participating Walmart and you buy any of the consoles on your receipt at the very bottom of the fine print, if you read it, if you wanna be part of the Agog, meet tonight at midnight, you'll know where. 00:36:56.288 --> 00:37:00.108 And then those who know where? 00:37:00.228 --> 00:37:00.708 Yeah. 00:37:01.028 --> 00:37:01.768 Oh, they come. 00:37:01.768 --> 00:37:03.908 They become part of the elite squad. 00:37:04.208 --> 00:37:05.288 Become part of the elite squad. 00:37:05.288 --> 00:37:09.608 Because you can't end a war by just like infantry. 00:37:10.028 --> 00:37:11.648 You need the elite squad. 00:37:12.188 --> 00:37:16.488 My favorite way to bring peace is by using... 00:37:17.148 --> 00:37:19.608 An elite squad of rogue trainees. 00:37:19.628 --> 00:37:23.688 An elite squad of rogue trainees, sort of like a secret service. 00:37:24.108 --> 00:37:26.288 But it's like a secret secret service. 00:37:26.308 --> 00:37:27.668 It's a secret secret service. 00:37:27.688 --> 00:37:28.588 So it's more secret. 00:37:28.608 --> 00:37:29.388 Yeah, that makes sense. 00:37:29.688 --> 00:37:33.248 What's gonna make people want it more than the other consoles? 00:37:34.468 --> 00:37:37.588 Well, it just does it all. 00:37:37.728 --> 00:37:38.768 You wouldn't believe. 00:37:39.288 --> 00:37:41.528 I would go so far as to say... 00:37:41.548 --> 00:37:42.568 It does more. 00:37:42.768 --> 00:37:43.708 It does more. 00:37:43.728 --> 00:37:49.688 Because not only does it have slots for every single type of game... 00:37:49.728 --> 00:37:50.468 In history. 00:37:50.928 --> 00:37:53.688 In history, going as far back as Pong. 00:37:53.868 --> 00:37:55.288 You want that Pong slot? 00:37:55.448 --> 00:37:55.908 Yeah. 00:37:55.928 --> 00:37:57.208 You got that Pong slot. 00:37:57.228 --> 00:38:00.108 And it slots everywhere, slots everywhere, and... 00:38:00.128 --> 00:38:02.208 More slots than the moon got, creators. 00:38:02.368 --> 00:38:09.348 Not only does it have every slot for every game system ever, it also has a slot for Peace Station games. 00:38:10.568 --> 00:38:12.608 It has its own types of games. 00:38:12.628 --> 00:38:13.928 What's our debut game? 00:38:14.328 --> 00:38:15.328 It has to be about peace. 00:38:15.728 --> 00:38:16.568 I got it. 00:38:16.688 --> 00:38:16.968 What? 00:38:17.288 --> 00:38:21.628 High School Robot Mystery Dungeon, Peace Edition. 00:38:21.648 --> 00:38:22.768 Nailed it! 00:38:24.148 --> 00:38:26.088 Do you want to tell me a bit about Peace Edition? 00:38:26.588 --> 00:38:28.068 Pew, pew. 00:38:28.188 --> 00:38:29.128 Now there's peace. 00:38:31.048 --> 00:38:31.888 Pew, pew. 00:38:31.888 --> 00:38:34.308 I like the peace that we're bringing, we're shooting. 00:38:34.828 --> 00:38:36.208 They're Peace Bullets now. 00:38:37.948 --> 00:38:38.748 Learning peace. 00:38:39.228 --> 00:38:40.768 They're learning peace now. 00:38:41.008 --> 00:38:41.368 How? 00:38:41.548 --> 00:38:44.228 Pieces of history, and that's how it's peace. 00:38:45.048 --> 00:38:48.148 Cause as you know, when you know history, that leads to peace. 00:38:49.048 --> 00:38:50.028 Yes, absolutely. 00:38:50.048 --> 00:38:51.308 That makes perfect sense. 00:38:51.388 --> 00:38:53.568 So that's the debut game. 00:38:53.828 --> 00:38:58.068 I would also like to suggest maybe a game that isn't a 15 second trailer. 00:38:58.088 --> 00:39:00.868 Yeah. 00:39:01.048 --> 00:39:04.208 Wait, this is an exclusive because the only way, other way to play it. 00:39:04.308 --> 00:39:05.368 It's the peace edition. 00:39:05.388 --> 00:39:06.888 It's the peace edition, so it's exclusive. 00:39:06.908 --> 00:39:07.988 With real gameplay. 00:39:08.088 --> 00:39:10.048 Okay, well we all know it's gonna have Minecraft on it. 00:39:10.308 --> 00:39:10.648 Yeah. 00:39:10.748 --> 00:39:11.208 Of course. 00:39:11.828 --> 00:39:12.388 Skyrim. 00:39:13.868 --> 00:39:16.488 You're just saying games that are on every console. 00:39:16.688 --> 00:39:19.828 I mean, you could hook up an NES and you got Skyrim and Minecraft. 00:39:19.848 --> 00:39:20.748 You're right, you're right. 00:39:20.908 --> 00:39:25.028 I think it also has Super, Master Chief. 00:39:25.588 --> 00:39:26.508 Mario. 00:39:27.028 --> 00:39:27.908 Banjo. 00:39:28.448 --> 00:39:30.808 Brothers of Time. 00:39:30.828 --> 00:39:32.648 Now on Xbox. 00:39:34.448 --> 00:39:35.408 Limited edition. 00:39:35.428 --> 00:39:36.608 PlayStation. 00:39:37.348 --> 00:39:38.108 Game of the Year. 00:39:38.368 --> 00:39:38.808 Peace. 00:39:39.508 --> 00:39:39.868 Peace. 00:39:40.548 --> 00:39:42.048 It's just peace three more times. 00:39:43.948 --> 00:39:44.968 What's the price? 00:39:46.328 --> 00:39:47.508 $69.99. 00:39:47.648 --> 00:39:49.008 Damn, that's a good deal. 00:39:49.028 --> 00:39:50.348 Okay, cool. 00:39:50.488 --> 00:39:51.668 For that game. 00:39:52.248 --> 00:39:52.768 Which game? 00:39:53.108 --> 00:39:54.548 The game that we just said. 00:39:55.368 --> 00:39:55.928 Super... 00:39:57.888 --> 00:39:58.288 Yeah? 00:39:59.348 --> 00:40:00.948 Super, Master Chief. 00:40:01.088 --> 00:40:01.848 Brothers. 00:40:01.868 --> 00:40:03.248 Nope, there's Mario in there. 00:40:03.508 --> 00:40:04.688 Super, Master Chief. 00:40:04.748 --> 00:40:06.088 Mario's Brothers. 00:40:06.728 --> 00:40:07.968 There was something between them. 00:40:07.988 --> 00:40:08.448 Banjo. 00:40:08.468 --> 00:40:09.288 Banjo Brothers. 00:40:11.668 --> 00:40:12.308 Limited? 00:40:12.648 --> 00:40:13.308 Edition. 00:40:13.708 --> 00:40:14.128 PlayStation. 00:40:14.808 --> 00:40:15.708 PlayStation. 00:40:15.728 --> 00:40:16.468 Game of the Year. 00:40:22.308 --> 00:40:24.828 Well, it's affordable. 00:40:25.048 --> 00:40:25.668 It's affordable. 00:40:25.688 --> 00:40:26.488 It's an affordable game. 00:40:26.848 --> 00:40:31.408 The console itself, now you can't end a war without spending some money. 00:40:31.468 --> 00:40:32.248 It's a steal, really. 00:40:33.008 --> 00:40:36.148 It's a steal, just like we stole all the other games. 00:40:37.068 --> 00:40:39.868 It's only $42.99, $100. 00:40:39.888 --> 00:40:39.888 Zero. 00:40:39.908 --> 00:40:40.568 $100. 00:40:44.768 --> 00:40:45.768 $100. 00:40:49.928 --> 00:40:50.928 It's a steal. 00:40:50.968 --> 00:40:52.008 It's a steal. 00:40:52.268 --> 00:40:54.748 If you steal it, then it's cheaper. 00:40:56.868 --> 00:40:59.128 Are we encouraging people to steal our console? 00:40:59.148 --> 00:40:59.728 For peace. 00:41:00.088 --> 00:41:00.728 For peace. 00:41:00.928 --> 00:41:01.688 Do it for peace. 00:41:01.708 --> 00:41:02.448 Steal for peace. 00:41:02.468 --> 00:41:03.528 In the name of peace. 00:41:03.988 --> 00:41:05.408 With a southern accent. 00:41:05.668 --> 00:41:07.968 They'll never blame you if you have a southern accent. 00:41:07.988 --> 00:41:09.608 Because you're ethical and moral. 00:41:09.628 --> 00:41:11.028 You're more moral than them. 00:41:11.048 --> 00:41:14.408 Unless the cashier also has a southern accent, then you're kind of fucked. 00:41:14.748 --> 00:41:15.808 That's when you have to fight. 00:41:16.108 --> 00:41:18.668 No, that's when you summon the Assassin's Guild of Gamers. 00:41:18.908 --> 00:41:20.188 But it is peaceful. 00:41:20.208 --> 00:41:21.248 It's so peaceful. 00:41:21.928 --> 00:41:23.868 You wouldn't believe how much peace there is. 00:41:25.168 --> 00:41:26.948 When no one's fighting, that's what peace means. 00:41:26.968 --> 00:41:29.088 There's so many pieces everywhere. 00:41:30.728 --> 00:41:31.588 Pieces of what? 00:41:32.088 --> 00:41:32.728 Everyone. 00:41:33.268 --> 00:41:33.748 Great. 00:41:34.128 --> 00:41:35.428 This has been Salt Cravings? 00:41:35.728 --> 00:41:36.488 And a half. 00:41:37.228 --> 00:41:37.928 And a half? 00:41:37.948 --> 00:41:38.448 Yeah. 00:41:38.868 --> 00:41:39.628 What's the half? 00:41:40.088 --> 00:41:40.688 It's me. 00:41:41.308 --> 00:41:41.968 Sorry, what? 00:41:41.988 --> 00:41:42.968 I'm the other half. 00:41:43.548 --> 00:41:43.988 What? 00:41:44.388 --> 00:41:46.168 We're both the halves of Salt Cravings. 00:41:46.188 --> 00:41:46.908 Exactly. 00:41:46.968 --> 00:41:50.248 We're both one half and that's why there's two halves and a half. 00:41:50.648 --> 00:41:52.988 No, no, you've done math wrong. 00:41:53.248 --> 00:41:54.868 I don't do math wrong. 00:41:55.548 --> 00:41:56.768 You've added an extra half. 00:41:56.948 --> 00:41:57.348 Where? 00:41:57.368 --> 00:41:58.088 Where's the half? 00:41:58.448 --> 00:41:59.168 And a half. 00:41:59.788 --> 00:42:00.448 That's me. 00:42:01.728 --> 00:42:02.728 You said two halves. 00:42:02.728 --> 00:42:03.148 Yeah. 00:42:03.168 --> 00:42:03.668 You and me. 00:42:03.688 --> 00:42:05.648 I'm the other half. 00:42:08.368 --> 00:42:09.808 So this has been Salt Cravings. 00:42:09.828 --> 00:42:11.648 Thanks for listening to our podcast. 00:42:11.928 --> 00:42:13.488 It's a dumb, stupid podcast. 00:42:13.548 --> 00:42:15.668 Where we tried to do a live show. 00:42:15.688 --> 00:42:17.868 It didn't go so well, but we still delivered. 00:42:18.828 --> 00:42:20.248 We are going to do the live show. 00:42:20.268 --> 00:42:20.968 Or is it gonna do it? 00:42:20.968 --> 00:42:22.148 Just not now? 00:42:22.288 --> 00:42:23.328 We're not gonna do it right now. 00:42:23.348 --> 00:42:23.948 Just not right now. 00:42:24.008 --> 00:42:24.628 Not live. 00:42:25.028 --> 00:42:26.268 It's gonna be live, but later. 00:42:26.368 --> 00:42:27.808 It'll be live, but later. 00:42:27.828 --> 00:42:29.028 It'll be live on another day. 00:42:29.108 --> 00:42:32.188 We will keep you up to date as soon as we know a little more about that. 00:42:32.188 --> 00:42:33.408 Once we have a working thing. 00:42:33.548 --> 00:42:34.508 Once we have a working thing. 00:42:34.528 --> 00:42:36.048 Not even gonna set a date until then. 00:42:36.108 --> 00:42:38.388 No, until we can confirm that it works. 00:42:38.608 --> 00:42:40.648 We will announce it as soon as we can confirm that it works. 00:42:40.668 --> 00:42:41.988 You have the Clair Guarantee. 00:42:42.008 --> 00:42:42.928 The Clairntee. 00:42:43.528 --> 00:42:43.788 And... 00:42:43.808 --> 00:42:45.268 Please follow us on social media. 00:42:45.348 --> 00:42:46.728 Please follow us on social media. 00:42:46.748 --> 00:42:48.548 Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. 00:42:48.708 --> 00:42:49.728 At Salt Cravings. 00:42:50.028 --> 00:42:52.828 Please leave us a review on iTunes or... 00:42:52.908 --> 00:42:54.768 There was another one that I learned, actually. 00:42:54.788 --> 00:42:57.548 I think it's called Twitcher or Fletcher or something. 00:42:57.808 --> 00:42:59.188 Do those, sure, go for it. 00:42:59.188 --> 00:43:00.188 Whatever you're listening to. 00:43:00.208 --> 00:43:02.268 Parse what I mean and then go do it. 00:43:02.528 --> 00:43:04.168 It's not called either of those. 00:43:04.188 --> 00:43:04.768 I like that. 00:43:04.968 --> 00:43:06.108 Please submit your cravings. 00:43:06.308 --> 00:43:09.128 Submit your cravings, give us them, we'll do them. 00:43:09.148 --> 00:43:11.588 Or keep them for when we eventually do do a live show. 00:43:11.648 --> 00:43:13.728 It probably won't be too long in the future. 00:43:13.728 --> 00:43:14.148 Maybe. 00:43:14.248 --> 00:43:15.088 We got this. 00:43:15.308 --> 00:43:16.128 We got this. 00:43:16.468 --> 00:43:17.868 Thank you for your patience. 00:43:18.048 --> 00:43:19.988 This isn't a very funny way to end the episode. 00:43:20.008 --> 00:43:21.088 Do you want to do the outro? 00:43:22.068 --> 00:43:23.488 Just do the outro, Brianna. 00:43:23.568 --> 00:43:24.468 Just take us out. 00:43:24.508 --> 00:43:26.048 Just our regular outro. 00:43:27.908 --> 00:43:35.068 Salt Cravings Done episode finished this not live, but could be southern. 00:43:35.588 --> 00:43:36.348 Southern version. 00:43:36.688 --> 00:43:37.928 Southern version. 00:43:38.148 --> 00:43:38.988 Southern inversion. 00:43:39.008 --> 00:43:40.608 Southern inversion. 00:43:40.768 --> 00:43:42.008 Southern inversion. 00:43:42.028 --> 00:43:43.988 Now it's the northern version. 00:43:44.108 --> 00:43:46.068 Miror B, he's where it's at. 00:43:46.268 --> 00:43:47.828 Miror B is southern now. 00:43:47.868 --> 00:43:49.148 He's southern in the new game. 00:43:49.168 --> 00:43:49.848 He drank the potion. 00:43:49.868 --> 00:43:51.028 He drank the potion. 00:43:51.348 --> 00:43:52.368 Now he's southern. 00:43:52.928 --> 00:43:54.108 What was my other craving? 00:43:58.188 --> 00:43:59.948 Tell us, Brianna, what was your other craving? 00:44:00.308 --> 00:44:01.028 Oh, my name. 00:44:01.048 --> 00:44:02.208 My name's southern now. 00:44:02.828 --> 00:44:06.948 If you don't say Brianna like Brianna, it's wrong. 00:44:07.088 --> 00:44:07.748 It's wrong. 00:44:07.768 --> 00:44:09.008 It's the southern virus. 00:44:09.008 --> 00:44:10.808 It's the southern virus.