WEBVTT 00:00:25.336 --> 00:00:27.656 Hello, everyone, and welcome to Brianna. 00:00:27.676 --> 00:00:28.896 I'm Salt Cravings. 00:00:30.016 --> 00:00:31.476 And I'm Craving Salt. 00:00:32.356 --> 00:00:34.776 And this is a stupid intro. 00:00:36.756 --> 00:00:38.656 What was the, what was the, I'm, I'm Clair. 00:00:38.676 --> 00:00:40.356 What was the thought behind this one? 00:00:41.736 --> 00:00:49.076 The thought was, wouldn't it be funny if I said that this show was my name and I was the name of the show? 00:00:49.076 --> 00:00:50.916 And what would we talk about on Brianna? 00:00:50.936 --> 00:00:55.016 I think it would just be everything that I think about ever. 00:00:55.316 --> 00:00:57.336 What's something that you think about ever all the time? 00:00:58.896 --> 00:01:00.956 Friends of the Table, but that's already what we talk about. 00:01:00.976 --> 00:01:03.536 True, true, true, true. 00:01:03.956 --> 00:01:05.216 RPGs in general. 00:01:05.356 --> 00:01:08.156 I think we would just talk a lot about RPGs. 00:01:08.336 --> 00:01:12.616 Okay, like just different RPGs or playing, would we just be playing RPGs? 00:01:12.636 --> 00:01:16.176 Would we just become a Tabletop RPG podcast? 00:01:16.576 --> 00:01:20.116 If we ever make our Tabletop podcast. 00:01:20.136 --> 00:01:21.196 It's called Brianna. 00:01:21.216 --> 00:01:22.156 It's called Brianna. 00:01:22.176 --> 00:01:23.676 It's simply called Brianna. 00:01:23.876 --> 00:01:28.736 And so we use the RPG system called Brianna, where we do just explore your brain. 00:01:29.036 --> 00:01:29.636 Oh, good. 00:01:29.656 --> 00:01:30.476 A brain explore. 00:01:30.496 --> 00:01:33.016 It's like that one episode of the Magic School Bus. 00:01:33.036 --> 00:01:35.116 I was gonna say Magic School Bus. 00:01:39.216 --> 00:01:41.296 And why is there no RPG like that? 00:01:41.316 --> 00:01:42.396 That sounds great, actually. 00:01:42.416 --> 00:01:43.376 That sounds really good. 00:01:43.396 --> 00:01:44.856 I want the Magic School Bus RPG. 00:01:44.876 --> 00:01:47.476 A Magic School Bus RPG sounds amazing. 00:01:47.536 --> 00:01:49.216 And like the DM is Miss Frizzle. 00:01:49.616 --> 00:01:50.796 Obviously the DM is Miss Frizzle. 00:01:50.976 --> 00:01:52.756 Miss Frizzle is just a DM. 00:01:52.776 --> 00:01:54.216 But it's just who she is. 00:01:54.316 --> 00:01:55.976 And like she just tries to keep you safe. 00:01:55.976 --> 00:02:02.996 So like the whole point of like this game is you're supposed to get into trouble and Miss Frizzle, the DM, is trying to keep you out of trouble. 00:02:03.156 --> 00:02:04.816 Yeah. 00:02:04.936 --> 00:02:10.916 There's a game out there where you're a baby who's trying to like get hurt as quickly as possible while you're playing. 00:02:10.936 --> 00:02:11.696 Yeah, no, I think, oh yeah. 00:02:11.716 --> 00:02:14.596 All your friend plays as like a parent trying to stop you from getting hurt. 00:02:14.616 --> 00:02:16.316 Oh, that's such a wild game. 00:02:16.336 --> 00:02:18.196 God, games are so good. 00:02:18.216 --> 00:02:20.096 Isn't it called like Who's Your Daddy or something? 00:02:20.116 --> 00:02:21.476 That's a bad game, nevermind. 00:02:25.296 --> 00:02:25.576 Oh. 00:02:25.816 --> 00:02:27.356 So you want to do our podcast? 00:02:27.656 --> 00:02:29.116 Was this not the podcast? 00:02:29.236 --> 00:02:31.816 I mean, we're supposed to do cravings. 00:02:31.836 --> 00:02:34.416 You know, share our cravings, solve our cravings. 00:02:34.416 --> 00:02:37.356 I'm just like, I guess I'm not in the right like mindset. 00:02:37.376 --> 00:02:38.856 You're in the Brianna mindset. 00:02:38.876 --> 00:02:39.876 I'm in the Brianna mindset. 00:02:39.896 --> 00:02:40.936 Now you should. 00:02:42.616 --> 00:02:42.996 Oh, okay. 00:02:43.016 --> 00:02:50.916 Say whatever, but I guess if you really want to, we can talk about the cravings that we prepared and did and we do on the show and- 00:02:51.276 --> 00:02:53.256 I would, I would like that very much. 00:02:53.276 --> 00:02:54.736 Especially since I go first. 00:02:54.736 --> 00:02:55.476 Please, please. 00:02:55.836 --> 00:03:05.356 Clair, you know, I guess if you like, you want to, you don't have to, but if you want to, you can like give me a- 00:03:05.376 --> 00:03:09.616 So my first craving is voice acting. 00:03:10.956 --> 00:03:12.256 Oh, love to voice act. 00:03:12.276 --> 00:03:13.776 Yeah, no, I- 00:03:13.796 --> 00:03:14.116 No. 00:03:15.476 --> 00:03:18.516 Yes, I, well, I love voice acting. 00:03:18.976 --> 00:03:21.116 I don't, I don't think I've voice acted before. 00:03:21.116 --> 00:03:22.116 Neither have I. 00:03:22.136 --> 00:03:22.716 And that- 00:03:22.736 --> 00:03:23.776 You're fucking cool. 00:03:23.796 --> 00:03:30.196 Yeah, imagine if you just had different characters like, oh, this is my, this is my voice character. 00:03:30.216 --> 00:03:36.756 I'm not saying we do this in Salt Cravings, but I'm saying we kind of do this in Salt Cravings. 00:03:36.776 --> 00:03:37.956 I'm doing the Rick's voice. 00:03:38.156 --> 00:03:39.216 Yeah, you are just kind of doing- 00:03:39.236 --> 00:03:40.836 I'm basically doing the, listen. 00:03:41.976 --> 00:03:43.576 Basically doing the Rick's voice right now. 00:03:43.836 --> 00:03:47.176 Can you just, sorry, can you just say something that Rick's would say in the Rick's voice? 00:03:47.716 --> 00:03:51.036 We can fix this problem if I kill him. 00:03:51.916 --> 00:03:53.036 That's, yeah, that's Rick's. 00:03:53.416 --> 00:03:56.916 What is, so Nia's voice is just sort of like uptight. 00:03:56.976 --> 00:03:59.036 She just knows better than you, you know. 00:03:59.476 --> 00:04:01.336 I will solve this problem before you. 00:04:01.716 --> 00:04:06.976 My favorite thing about voice acting is you can often never tell which two characters are voiced by the same actor. 00:04:06.996 --> 00:04:08.416 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:04:08.436 --> 00:04:10.716 And it just kind of throws me off. 00:04:10.736 --> 00:04:13.016 And I just want to like, what is a voice? 00:04:13.536 --> 00:04:16.176 You've given us, you've given us the Rick's voice. 00:04:16.656 --> 00:04:22.416 What's a voice that you would do that no one would know it was the same person who played Rick's? 00:04:23.236 --> 00:04:23.396 Oh. 00:04:23.416 --> 00:04:24.516 I'm so curious. 00:04:24.896 --> 00:04:26.816 I want to know your non-Rick's voice. 00:04:27.636 --> 00:04:29.056 Oh, that's a good question. 00:04:29.076 --> 00:04:31.416 I think it would be something. 00:04:31.436 --> 00:04:33.576 Maybe it's Nasally. 00:04:33.856 --> 00:04:36.156 Maybe it's like a school child. 00:04:36.176 --> 00:04:41.036 Nasally isn't that different from, like it's different, but it's not entirely different. 00:04:41.056 --> 00:04:45.216 I will say, I think that, what if I was to do Nia? 00:04:45.356 --> 00:04:46.156 Do British. 00:04:46.916 --> 00:04:49.096 Oh, you want me to do a British voice, do you? 00:04:51.076 --> 00:04:52.776 Well, I'm not quite sure. 00:04:52.796 --> 00:04:54.776 I'm just trying to- 00:04:54.916 --> 00:04:56.076 Just think about tea. 00:04:56.396 --> 00:05:04.116 I just sort of get myself into a certain state of mind where I'm trying to embody a person that I would hate. 00:05:04.456 --> 00:05:04.796 And that- 00:05:04.956 --> 00:05:05.576 Oh, wow. 00:05:05.596 --> 00:05:08.356 Can't do kind of a British type of thing for me. 00:05:08.516 --> 00:05:09.836 Not that I hate all British people. 00:05:11.096 --> 00:05:11.856 But this is sort of- 00:05:11.876 --> 00:05:13.136 Really saved yourself there. 00:05:13.156 --> 00:05:15.796 archetypal British character. 00:05:15.956 --> 00:05:18.536 What year is this character from? 00:05:18.576 --> 00:05:22.596 Oh, this character is, of course, from 1861. 00:05:23.076 --> 00:05:23.596 Oh, wow. 00:05:23.616 --> 00:05:25.016 That's very specific. 00:05:25.036 --> 00:05:26.696 What happened in 1851? 00:05:26.716 --> 00:05:28.416 1861. 00:05:28.516 --> 00:05:29.056 Sorry. 00:05:29.076 --> 00:05:32.016 It was smack dab in the middle of the Victorian era. 00:05:32.356 --> 00:05:37.916 Of course, the Victorians were very prudish and hated everything that was fun in the world. 00:05:37.936 --> 00:05:42.056 Everyone knows, if you talk like this, you're prudish and hate everything in the world. 00:05:42.076 --> 00:05:42.776 It's true. 00:05:42.856 --> 00:05:48.216 One of the fun things about voice acting is you get to look at linguistics and look at dialects. 00:05:48.236 --> 00:05:50.276 That's a very fun part of voice acting. 00:05:50.496 --> 00:05:52.996 I also like the part where you sound funny. 00:05:54.496 --> 00:05:55.396 I mean, same here. 00:05:55.416 --> 00:06:01.376 I actually was recently watching this YouTuber called Snap Cube, who's great. 00:06:01.656 --> 00:06:05.556 It's like Snapchat, but instead of just one photo, it's just a cube. 00:06:05.596 --> 00:06:06.596 Yeah, nailed it. 00:06:06.616 --> 00:06:06.976 Got it. 00:06:07.236 --> 00:06:18.456 But she has a thing that is a Sonic 06 fan dub, and it is all of the cut scenes in Sonic 06 with them completely improv-ing a new dub for it. 00:06:18.676 --> 00:06:19.676 Okay, so it's better. 00:06:19.976 --> 00:06:21.196 It's so much better. 00:06:21.216 --> 00:06:22.256 It's so funny. 00:06:22.616 --> 00:06:24.436 I highly, highly recommend it. 00:06:24.716 --> 00:06:25.876 It's so funny. 00:06:25.916 --> 00:06:26.816 Snap Cube? 00:06:27.116 --> 00:06:29.156 Snap Cube, Sonic 06 fan dub. 00:06:29.496 --> 00:06:32.896 I'll put a link in the description if I remember. 00:06:32.976 --> 00:06:34.376 But it's a really, really good time. 00:06:34.396 --> 00:06:35.616 And they're all like voice actors. 00:06:35.836 --> 00:06:39.476 They're people who do voice acting, and many of them play the same characters. 00:06:39.496 --> 00:06:42.556 Like the main girl plays both Sonic and Blaze. 00:06:43.516 --> 00:06:47.336 And it's very difficult, I think, to tell exactly like that she is those two. 00:06:47.356 --> 00:06:53.256 And it's always really fun the way that a voice can make anything that a character says funny. 00:06:53.736 --> 00:06:58.676 Stuff said in this voice is a lot funnier than other voices. 00:06:59.096 --> 00:06:59.616 Yeah. 00:06:59.936 --> 00:07:02.136 I don't know what this voice is. 00:07:02.656 --> 00:07:06.336 It's you're out there picking your apples and you take them. 00:07:06.356 --> 00:07:10.036 Oh, I got my apple pickin goin and I'm out here pickin the apples. 00:07:12.476 --> 00:07:13.376 How's it taste? 00:07:13.396 --> 00:07:13.876 You know? 00:07:13.976 --> 00:07:15.936 Oh, it tastes real good. 00:07:15.956 --> 00:07:17.756 You slept into Rick's there for a second. 00:07:20.636 --> 00:07:25.156 One of the fun things about being trans is you're kind of used to training your voice. 00:07:25.176 --> 00:07:27.036 You're used to using more than one voice, right? 00:07:27.056 --> 00:07:29.356 There's a much more like comfortable voice. 00:07:29.696 --> 00:07:34.196 And then there's a voice you use when you're at work or doing whatever else you need to do. 00:07:34.216 --> 00:07:38.976 And when you remember that you need to use a higher voice so that people actually respect you. 00:07:39.056 --> 00:07:42.336 It's really interesting the way that you need to use a certain voice. 00:07:42.356 --> 00:07:43.676 Or you can go even higher. 00:07:52.356 --> 00:07:55.156 So I'm just going to do the rest of the podcast in this voice? 00:07:55.216 --> 00:07:56.496 Yeah, me too. 00:07:57.076 --> 00:07:59.396 I can no longer go as low as I used to. 00:07:59.516 --> 00:08:00.856 So the thing is, I can. 00:08:00.956 --> 00:08:01.576 You can? 00:08:01.636 --> 00:08:06.056 So one thing about me with voice training is, for a long time, I was very concerned about it. 00:08:06.076 --> 00:08:10.476 And then about a year ago, I went, I like scaring cis people with my voice. 00:08:10.576 --> 00:08:11.916 Hell yeah. 00:08:12.116 --> 00:08:19.116 This is maybe an extremely frustrating answer to most trans girls that I know, but I didn't try to train my voice. 00:08:19.816 --> 00:08:21.236 It just sort of happened. 00:08:21.256 --> 00:08:27.536 I was in the closet in high school for about two and a half years, which gives you some time to kind of gradually raise your voice. 00:08:27.716 --> 00:08:32.736 And I never really intentionally tried to, but I was always good at like doing voices. 00:08:32.736 --> 00:08:38.116 But because I didn't intentionally train it, I kind of just moved the thing up rather than expanding my range. 00:08:38.376 --> 00:08:40.316 Expanding your range is very, very cool. 00:08:40.316 --> 00:08:42.636 And like, yeah, see, that's what I want to do. 00:08:42.656 --> 00:08:46.856 And that's why I sort of wanted to keep my original range and just expand it. 00:08:46.876 --> 00:08:47.496 Honestly. 00:08:47.516 --> 00:08:49.456 And that is, and that's super duper great. 00:08:49.576 --> 00:08:50.356 I just didn't. 00:08:50.696 --> 00:08:55.756 So I can't, I can't really go down here much anymore. 00:08:56.156 --> 00:08:57.076 I'm going to try. 00:08:59.736 --> 00:09:02.876 So if I want to, I can go down here. 00:09:02.896 --> 00:09:06.196 And this used to be where I would normally speak. 00:09:07.676 --> 00:09:09.576 So this feels much more comfortable now. 00:09:09.596 --> 00:09:11.516 So I guess I did move up in a sense. 00:09:11.536 --> 00:09:12.796 You did move up in a sense. 00:09:12.816 --> 00:09:13.196 I mean, I think. 00:09:13.216 --> 00:09:14.996 But like, I never lost that ability. 00:09:15.016 --> 00:09:19.116 That's pretty fucking cool though, that you were able to, you know, have a pretty singing. 00:09:19.136 --> 00:09:20.596 It's real fun for singing. 00:09:20.956 --> 00:09:23.976 Cause I can go be a bass if I wanted. 00:09:24.296 --> 00:09:25.616 I don't know singing parts. 00:09:25.696 --> 00:09:26.536 I want to. 00:09:26.676 --> 00:09:34.016 One day I'll know, and then I'll do voice acting, and I'll become the first me doing voice acting. 00:09:34.036 --> 00:09:38.776 I was about to ask, like, what would the first was? 00:09:38.796 --> 00:09:45.196 Because you were definitely not gonna be the first trans when you do voice acting because of the voice actors for Meowth. 00:09:45.316 --> 00:09:45.916 Yeah. 00:09:46.116 --> 00:09:46.796 I love her. 00:09:46.836 --> 00:09:49.116 She inspired my Meowth tattoo. 00:09:49.236 --> 00:09:50.396 Hell fucking yeah. 00:09:50.416 --> 00:09:51.076 I love that. 00:09:51.096 --> 00:09:51.596 I love that. 00:09:51.616 --> 00:09:54.556 Meowth is such a good character, and an excellent voice. 00:09:54.576 --> 00:10:00.256 And really, what we're seeing here is trans women are better at voices than everybody else. 00:10:00.796 --> 00:10:01.516 On average. 00:10:02.116 --> 00:10:02.856 On average. 00:10:03.016 --> 00:10:06.696 Like, we have to take the statistical sort of average here. 00:10:06.736 --> 00:10:08.076 We think about it more. 00:10:08.116 --> 00:10:09.736 We absolutely think about it more. 00:10:09.756 --> 00:10:11.256 I think it does give us a leg up. 00:10:11.336 --> 00:10:15.416 So one thing that this does make, it's a great use for is GMing. 00:10:15.796 --> 00:10:16.456 Oh yeah. 00:10:16.476 --> 00:10:18.956 I didn't realize this until I started. 00:10:19.516 --> 00:10:26.096 And it's very useful for like making it obvious who's speaking when you play a hundred different people. 00:10:26.096 --> 00:10:27.216 For sure, for sure. 00:10:27.376 --> 00:10:33.376 I think it also helps to listen to tabletop podcasts cause you like kind of get, I don't know. 00:10:33.396 --> 00:10:34.576 No, I can never tell. 00:10:36.576 --> 00:10:37.396 I'm sorry. 00:10:38.476 --> 00:10:43.196 Friends of the Tay Austin and like even Griffin from the adventure zone. 00:10:43.216 --> 00:10:47.796 I just, like there are maybe three voices in each one where I'm like, yeah, I know who this is. 00:10:49.036 --> 00:10:54.576 I want to do a call and response where I'm going to do a voice and you're going to, you're going to do the voice after me. 00:10:55.496 --> 00:10:56.356 Yeah, that sounds fun. 00:10:56.476 --> 00:10:56.856 All right. 00:10:56.876 --> 00:10:58.396 So I'm going to start easy. 00:10:58.416 --> 00:11:02.036 I'm going to do, no, I'm going to do a Rick's voice. 00:11:02.056 --> 00:11:03.036 This is my Rick's voice. 00:11:03.036 --> 00:11:04.616 Oh, you're going to do a Rick's voice? 00:11:04.636 --> 00:11:04.976 Yeah. 00:11:05.276 --> 00:11:05.496 Good. 00:11:05.516 --> 00:11:05.996 You got it. 00:11:06.016 --> 00:11:06.496 Nailed it. 00:11:07.456 --> 00:11:09.316 Now I'm down here. 00:11:09.836 --> 00:11:11.816 Now you're down there. 00:11:12.556 --> 00:11:15.716 I'm a big strong orc. 00:11:16.476 --> 00:11:17.956 I'm a big strong orc. 00:11:18.476 --> 00:11:19.136 Got it. 00:11:19.156 --> 00:11:19.376 Sure. 00:11:19.836 --> 00:11:21.916 I'm a canary. 00:11:21.936 --> 00:11:23.996 I'm a canary. 00:11:24.096 --> 00:11:24.856 This is great. 00:11:24.876 --> 00:11:25.916 It's a good audio. 00:11:26.476 --> 00:11:27.436 This is fun for me. 00:11:27.456 --> 00:11:29.456 I don't know if the listeners are enjoying themselves. 00:11:29.476 --> 00:11:30.576 Fuck the listeners. 00:11:30.696 --> 00:11:32.016 You heard it here first. 00:11:33.816 --> 00:11:35.096 No, thank you for listening. 00:11:35.196 --> 00:11:40.536 This is probably the first time I've ever lowered my voice to someone who can hear in years. 00:11:40.596 --> 00:11:42.336 So it's a real treat. 00:11:42.576 --> 00:11:43.916 No shame about your voice. 00:11:44.256 --> 00:11:45.516 No shame about your voice. 00:11:45.516 --> 00:11:47.676 That's what we're all about here at Salt Cravings. 00:11:47.856 --> 00:11:49.516 I mean, we host a podcast. 00:11:49.536 --> 00:11:51.736 There kind of has to be no shame. 00:11:51.756 --> 00:11:54.016 We're not into shaming voices here. 00:11:54.036 --> 00:11:55.116 Yeah, exactly. 00:11:55.156 --> 00:11:56.456 So that was fun. 00:11:56.736 --> 00:11:59.636 It was actually a really good warmup for my first Craving. 00:12:00.696 --> 00:12:02.696 Because keep that voice ready. 00:12:03.056 --> 00:12:03.716 Oh, good. 00:12:03.816 --> 00:12:11.376 Because my next Craving is one that I think I talked about the fact that it would be on the show in episode zero. 00:12:14.356 --> 00:12:15.616 Musical theater. 00:12:16.316 --> 00:12:17.616 I was going to say Loot Boxes. 00:12:18.136 --> 00:12:20.676 Oh, no, that's an anti-craving that I have. 00:12:20.996 --> 00:12:25.456 I have an anti-craving for Loot Boxes, but I have a big Craving for musical theater. 00:12:25.856 --> 00:12:31.036 We went and saw our friend's choir performance the other day, which was super duper good. 00:12:31.696 --> 00:12:36.396 Shout outs to Out in Harmony, a great gay choir here in Vancouver. 00:12:36.716 --> 00:12:39.956 You left it, I think being like, damn, I want to do choir. 00:12:41.076 --> 00:12:44.716 I leave every, every single time I go to, I'm like, I want to do choir. 00:12:44.736 --> 00:12:45.036 Yeah. 00:12:45.056 --> 00:12:47.756 And I left it going, I want to do musical theater. 00:12:48.416 --> 00:12:50.876 I also want to do musical theater though. 00:12:51.076 --> 00:12:52.936 We talked about it after the show. 00:12:52.956 --> 00:12:53.316 We did. 00:12:53.336 --> 00:12:55.156 I haven't done musical theater since high school. 00:12:55.336 --> 00:12:57.736 I had a lot of fun with it when we did things. 00:12:57.756 --> 00:12:58.896 We did like Les Mis. 00:12:59.916 --> 00:13:02.296 And Here in Town, which is a weird show. 00:13:02.316 --> 00:13:04.916 Here in Town, the all time most popular. 00:13:04.936 --> 00:13:07.456 It's a weird show about peeing. 00:13:07.796 --> 00:13:09.056 That's not a joke. 00:13:09.316 --> 00:13:10.296 That's the show. 00:13:10.596 --> 00:13:16.956 I haven't gotten to do it since partly because I am what the kids call disabled. 00:13:17.036 --> 00:13:17.756 That means- 00:13:17.776 --> 00:13:18.976 What do the adults call it? 00:13:20.076 --> 00:13:21.736 Bad things. 00:13:23.276 --> 00:13:33.196 And so I haven't had a lot of opportunities to do musical theater because most of it involves moving around a lot with your body, which my body can't do anymore, which means we need to write a new musical. 00:13:33.456 --> 00:13:34.696 Ah, I'm so ready. 00:13:35.296 --> 00:13:39.856 So, Clair, let's talk about the musical that we're gonna write. 00:13:39.956 --> 00:13:44.756 I think it's a little ambitious for us to plan out all the songs here right now, but we can talk broadly. 00:13:44.776 --> 00:13:45.896 What's the showstopper? 00:13:45.956 --> 00:13:49.676 What's the song that brings the audience to tears? 00:13:49.696 --> 00:13:51.976 We're gonna perform it here live. 00:13:51.996 --> 00:13:53.976 First thing here. 00:13:53.996 --> 00:13:56.756 You don't start with the showstopper. 00:13:56.936 --> 00:13:58.876 Well, I mean, but the thing is you do. 00:13:58.896 --> 00:14:01.396 It's always a refrain of the first song. 00:14:01.416 --> 00:14:03.956 Of course it's a, okay, it's a reprise. 00:14:05.196 --> 00:14:10.096 It's a reprise of the first song, but first we should maybe decide what the musical's about. 00:14:10.136 --> 00:14:18.616 What if it's, okay, now I know this is never the most fun thing to do, but what if it's about being disabled in theater? 00:14:18.876 --> 00:14:24.576 God, a meta musical is very much the type of shit that I would do. 00:14:25.496 --> 00:14:33.216 I was, me and a friend had a concept for a musical about like kids who have superpowers that only activate when they sing, so that's why they have to sing. 00:14:34.216 --> 00:14:39.036 I'm all about musicals that come up with reasons why people keep bursting out into song. 00:14:39.296 --> 00:14:40.696 It's not funny. 00:14:40.716 --> 00:14:43.176 Okay, I have, so there's one scene. 00:14:46.876 --> 00:14:48.056 It can make you cry. 00:14:48.196 --> 00:14:48.616 So my- 00:14:48.636 --> 00:14:50.176 Our musical is gonna make you cry. 00:14:50.196 --> 00:14:57.756 Yeah, so my favorite musical, I have to say it because we're talking about musical theater, is Fun Home, which absolutely makes me cry. 00:14:58.016 --> 00:15:03.556 Literally every single time I listen to the album, like sometimes at work, I'll just be like, you know what? 00:15:03.656 --> 00:15:06.076 This morning's a Fun Home album morning. 00:15:06.396 --> 00:15:08.516 I'll just be like, yeah, no, I can do this. 00:15:08.536 --> 00:15:10.496 And then I'll be crying at 10 a.m. 00:15:10.596 --> 00:15:10.956 at work. 00:15:10.976 --> 00:15:13.096 And I'm like, why did I do this to myself? 00:15:13.116 --> 00:15:15.696 Fun Home is so fucking good. 00:15:15.716 --> 00:15:17.656 I love changing my major. 00:15:17.776 --> 00:15:19.936 It's such a good gay. 00:15:20.076 --> 00:15:21.356 Mine is Telephone Wires. 00:15:21.916 --> 00:15:23.156 Oh, it's so good. 00:15:23.376 --> 00:15:25.836 Fun Home is much better than anything we could ever make. 00:15:28.836 --> 00:15:31.176 But we can still make something. 00:15:31.196 --> 00:15:32.616 So if we want to go down the road. 00:15:32.636 --> 00:15:34.476 I just want to like plan out one scene. 00:15:34.616 --> 00:15:37.016 This is how one song goes, right? 00:15:37.236 --> 00:15:38.876 And like, I don't know how this fits in. 00:15:38.896 --> 00:15:57.976 I don't know why this happens, but I just want, imagine you have a full choir up on the stage and you have a character burst open a door and the door opens and props like slide apart like curtains in order to show this whole choir and the choir starts singing. 00:15:57.976 --> 00:16:01.676 And the reason the character is here is because it's about to become a shootout. 00:16:02.016 --> 00:16:03.136 Oh my God. 00:16:03.156 --> 00:16:09.736 And so the choir is singing in the background as like these two people in a shootout sing to each other. 00:16:11.536 --> 00:16:13.656 Oh, I love songs of conflict. 00:16:13.676 --> 00:16:15.196 That's extremely good. 00:16:15.216 --> 00:16:19.356 I think if it's a shootout, hey, hey, Clair. 00:16:19.416 --> 00:16:19.756 Uh-huh. 00:16:20.036 --> 00:16:20.596 Hey, Clair. 00:16:20.616 --> 00:16:20.856 Yeah. 00:16:21.056 --> 00:16:24.316 You know what hasn't been done enough? 00:16:26.916 --> 00:16:27.556 What about- 00:16:28.416 --> 00:16:29.216 What about- 00:16:30.216 --> 00:16:32.196 A gay cowboy musical. 00:16:32.236 --> 00:16:33.616 All right, I'm ready. 00:16:34.396 --> 00:16:35.116 We could do that. 00:16:35.636 --> 00:16:37.536 We're going downtown. 00:16:37.556 --> 00:16:38.976 We're going downtown. 00:16:38.996 --> 00:16:43.756 And by downtown, I mean the corner store cause there ain't no big city anymore. 00:16:43.776 --> 00:16:45.156 There's only small towns. 00:16:45.656 --> 00:16:48.656 Yep, it's the wild, wild west. 00:16:49.216 --> 00:16:50.836 So welcome to the wild west. 00:16:51.056 --> 00:16:52.436 We're gonna sing for you. 00:16:52.456 --> 00:16:57.776 I don't have a plot that could possibly be good about a western musical because westerns suck. 00:16:57.796 --> 00:17:01.076 Disability in western civilization. 00:17:01.096 --> 00:17:02.816 Honestly, maybe better. 00:17:03.216 --> 00:17:05.556 Maybe better, almost certainly better. 00:17:05.576 --> 00:17:07.836 Turns out it's hard to come up with a musical on spot. 00:17:08.976 --> 00:17:19.396 Wait, but I thought, it wasn't Fun Home written on a napkin, on a train and then turned into seven, sorry, eight feature length movies that were sold and what? 00:17:20.396 --> 00:17:21.616 God, let's learn in the ring. 00:17:24.056 --> 00:17:24.496 Right. 00:17:24.596 --> 00:17:29.916 But I think that you could do a western musical with a disabled protagonist. 00:17:29.936 --> 00:17:33.136 I mean, oh, western wheelchairs sound fucking- 00:17:33.156 --> 00:17:34.676 Western wheelchairs? 00:17:34.696 --> 00:17:35.376 That sounds shit. 00:17:36.256 --> 00:17:38.436 Yeah, the western wheelchair gang. 00:17:38.456 --> 00:17:40.396 Welcome to the western wheelchair outback. 00:17:40.636 --> 00:17:41.676 Yeah, I love it. 00:17:41.836 --> 00:17:44.336 It's just like a wild west town. 00:17:44.496 --> 00:17:46.956 Are they like up against someone or are they just? 00:17:47.216 --> 00:17:48.656 What if they are outlaws? 00:17:48.756 --> 00:17:50.096 What if outlaws? 00:17:50.136 --> 00:17:51.676 What if wild west outlaws? 00:17:51.696 --> 00:17:53.436 Is it like a town of outlaws? 00:17:53.456 --> 00:17:56.696 Like this is the sanctuary for outlaws. 00:17:56.716 --> 00:18:06.196 Yeah, this is the sanctuary for outlaws, but it's mostly good people because the wild west, again, was terrible and fuck US expansionism and everything. 00:18:06.736 --> 00:18:14.316 Right, so it was people who broke the law, which isn't necessarily the bad thing, but they are technically outlaws. 00:18:14.336 --> 00:18:20.936 They're outlaws and it's, you know, maybe it is people defending this town against cowboys. 00:18:22.456 --> 00:18:23.896 The outlaws are the good guys. 00:18:24.276 --> 00:18:24.736 Yeah. 00:18:24.916 --> 00:18:30.456 It has a disabled protagonist, who's a badass woman that I can play because that's a crucial thing about this. 00:18:30.476 --> 00:18:31.616 You're gonna be in it. 00:18:31.636 --> 00:18:32.316 I'm gonna be in it. 00:18:32.416 --> 00:18:33.316 You can be in it too. 00:18:33.656 --> 00:18:36.756 Okay, I'll be like one of the evil cops. 00:18:37.016 --> 00:18:39.056 You're gonna be, wait, you wanna be a cop? 00:18:39.336 --> 00:18:42.536 I mean, that's like the sheriffs, right? 00:18:43.016 --> 00:18:45.196 Sheriffs were just cops with pointy stars. 00:18:45.216 --> 00:18:45.876 Yeah, that's true. 00:18:45.896 --> 00:18:46.316 That's true. 00:18:46.336 --> 00:18:47.376 That's exactly what they were. 00:18:47.396 --> 00:18:50.496 I'm just surprised that you were like, hmm, who do I wanna play in this? 00:18:51.836 --> 00:18:52.936 No, you know why? 00:18:53.116 --> 00:18:55.836 Because the antagonists always get the best songs. 00:18:55.836 --> 00:18:56.956 True. 00:18:57.176 --> 00:18:59.256 You gotta get on that Javert shit. 00:19:00.976 --> 00:19:02.476 That would actually be super fun. 00:19:02.496 --> 00:19:04.936 Can we just be, we'll just be like enemies. 00:19:05.056 --> 00:19:05.876 Oh, that's right. 00:19:05.976 --> 00:19:07.336 See, that's the best part. 00:19:07.416 --> 00:19:09.956 And it's got two leading women, which is excellent. 00:19:10.176 --> 00:19:11.356 It's extremely good. 00:19:11.376 --> 00:19:13.976 People are going to be extremely horny for your character. 00:19:15.836 --> 00:19:16.576 I guess so. 00:19:23.676 --> 00:19:26.516 We're just gonna sample a bunch of other music. 00:19:26.536 --> 00:19:27.156 No. 00:19:27.196 --> 00:19:32.976 And the thing is we don't call our like rendition of the beginning music a reprise. 00:19:32.976 --> 00:19:38.916 It is a refrain now because you refrain from following the law. 00:19:38.936 --> 00:19:42.776 You know what a refrain is? 00:19:43.236 --> 00:19:44.996 It's a part of a song thing. 00:19:45.016 --> 00:19:46.236 I don't remember what. 00:19:46.376 --> 00:19:48.516 I do know it is a word in music already. 00:19:48.796 --> 00:19:52.236 From what I remember of music, I could be wrong. 00:19:52.336 --> 00:19:55.996 I'm fairly certain a refrain is like the part where the music pulls back. 00:19:56.156 --> 00:20:07.136 Well, see, this is the new kind of refrain where the music not only pulls back, but it pulls back the curtain and it exposes everything and you're left out to dry. 00:20:07.156 --> 00:20:09.556 Can we do some cool shit with curtains in this musical? 00:20:09.576 --> 00:20:10.696 Oh, absolutely. 00:20:10.716 --> 00:20:18.376 Because it's like it's an outlaw channel, so you've got to have people like hiding behind curtains in ways that the audience can see, the characters can't necessarily see. 00:20:18.396 --> 00:20:23.576 We can have like, oh, dang, what if we have like layers of curtains and we just have different curtains? 00:20:23.756 --> 00:20:28.036 And some of the curtains are like transparent or translucent, and you can see shadows. 00:20:29.296 --> 00:20:31.276 We're just doing a shadow show at one point. 00:20:31.296 --> 00:20:36.756 We are, but there's, and this also reminds me of, you know, those old like shoot them up Western games? 00:20:36.816 --> 00:20:37.796 Yeah. 00:20:37.816 --> 00:20:43.256 Like where it's like lines of like figures on cardboard cutouts or wood cutouts. 00:20:43.296 --> 00:20:47.196 We're trying to mirror that because there was always Cowboys shooting outlaws. 00:20:47.216 --> 00:20:49.476 The outlaws get arranged like that, which is very fun. 00:20:49.616 --> 00:20:53.096 So we, so we have one of our shootouts in a choir. 00:20:53.416 --> 00:20:54.716 Yes, we have a shootout in a choir. 00:20:54.736 --> 00:20:56.056 It's between me and you, of course. 00:20:56.076 --> 00:20:57.676 That's the climactic scene. 00:20:57.696 --> 00:20:59.976 Is that the climactic, is it like, I think so. 00:20:59.996 --> 00:21:02.996 Do you walk into it or do I walk into it? 00:21:03.016 --> 00:21:05.256 Like who's the one who pulls back the curtains? 00:21:05.336 --> 00:21:10.196 I mean, this is the question of like, who's got the established power at this point? 00:21:10.216 --> 00:21:16.216 Has it like become that like the sheriffs are running all over town and are like trying to take it over and so it's me running. 00:21:16.236 --> 00:21:18.696 What if I, what if I ran y'all out of town? 00:21:19.256 --> 00:21:21.296 Like, and then this is your big comeback. 00:21:21.336 --> 00:21:22.996 Yeah, I like that a lot. 00:21:23.016 --> 00:21:23.836 I like that a lot. 00:21:23.856 --> 00:21:24.996 And so then you lose. 00:21:25.756 --> 00:21:28.476 And then I know the antagonist wins in this one, actually. 00:21:28.556 --> 00:21:30.256 It's a fun thing. 00:21:30.276 --> 00:21:36.796 We're doing a fun thing where it's sad, where it's like it's a fun Western romp about outlaws. 00:21:36.816 --> 00:21:40.956 In fairness, that is a narrative device that is used sometimes. 00:21:41.356 --> 00:21:42.156 It's never well. 00:21:42.256 --> 00:21:43.216 It's never used well. 00:21:43.236 --> 00:21:46.456 It's not a good narrative device, but it is a narrative device that is used. 00:21:46.556 --> 00:21:51.616 The true good narrative device is when you want the protagonist to lose and they win. 00:21:53.956 --> 00:21:57.896 But no, in this case, it's going to be good girl and bad girl. 00:21:58.556 --> 00:22:01.336 No, not with that phrasing. 00:22:02.336 --> 00:22:04.036 That's the name of the song. 00:22:04.096 --> 00:22:06.516 It's called Good Girl and Bad Girl. 00:22:07.776 --> 00:22:10.276 Now, the thing is, I'm the good girl. 00:22:11.396 --> 00:22:12.336 Oh, that's fun. 00:22:12.936 --> 00:22:14.416 The Ballad of Evil and Good. 00:22:14.556 --> 00:22:17.816 Yeah, because I'm the sheriff, right? 00:22:17.836 --> 00:22:19.076 So I'm the good girl. 00:22:19.536 --> 00:22:23.376 And that's the whole thing is like, is good truly the protagonist? 00:22:23.476 --> 00:22:23.976 I know. 00:22:24.116 --> 00:22:25.036 Oh, this is good. 00:22:25.056 --> 00:22:27.056 This is very, very good or bad. 00:22:27.316 --> 00:22:27.696 Hmm. 00:22:27.816 --> 00:22:29.356 Whoa. 00:22:30.156 --> 00:22:31.336 I'm glad we've made this. 00:22:31.676 --> 00:22:34.436 It's gonna have some great wheelchair dance sequences. 00:22:35.056 --> 00:22:41.416 I will have to figure out how that works because I don't currently use a wheelchair, but would love to learn how to. 00:22:41.736 --> 00:22:45.796 It's a little bit harder to dance with a cane because you're kind of more active in that. 00:22:45.816 --> 00:22:50.656 There are currently dances that use canes, not in like the using a cane aspect. 00:22:51.036 --> 00:22:55.676 There are, the thing is, Clair, those are for able-bodied people. 00:22:55.696 --> 00:22:56.076 Yeah. 00:22:56.096 --> 00:22:58.576 Because the thing about, well, my condition, at least. 00:22:58.576 --> 00:23:00.236 Two canes, just use two canes. 00:23:00.256 --> 00:23:07.796 Well, no, Clair, I think you may misunderstand how my condition works, which is strenuous activity causes my body to die. 00:23:12.056 --> 00:23:13.416 Three canes, fuck it. 00:23:13.756 --> 00:23:15.656 Six canes, fuck you. 00:23:15.776 --> 00:23:16.656 Who gives a shit? 00:23:17.176 --> 00:23:18.076 Nothing matters. 00:23:19.656 --> 00:23:21.936 Welcome to our musical called Six Canes. 00:23:21.956 --> 00:23:23.536 It's just six canes. 00:23:23.916 --> 00:23:24.676 I like this idea. 00:23:24.696 --> 00:23:25.876 We have to cast Michael Caine. 00:23:28.596 --> 00:23:30.276 Yeah, you want to know an accent I can't do? 00:23:30.616 --> 00:23:32.216 Michael, Michael Caine. 00:23:32.276 --> 00:23:33.196 Michael Caine. 00:23:34.576 --> 00:23:36.896 Batman, sometimes we follow that. 00:23:36.916 --> 00:23:37.696 What is the line? 00:23:37.976 --> 00:23:39.156 I don't fucking know. 00:23:39.456 --> 00:23:43.176 Why would I know what Batman is? 00:23:44.236 --> 00:23:45.296 What is Batman? 00:23:45.816 --> 00:23:46.796 What are Batman? 00:23:48.176 --> 00:23:48.976 What are dogs? 00:23:51.096 --> 00:23:53.056 I think that is going to help save our craving. 00:23:53.076 --> 00:23:57.176 We'll just have to write this whole musical and then perform it and it'll get on Broadway and we'll be rich. 00:23:57.336 --> 00:23:58.116 Out next week. 00:24:01.476 --> 00:24:09.316 I have a little thing, which is I received definitely an audience craving. 00:24:09.636 --> 00:24:11.616 You say this so suspiciously. 00:24:11.636 --> 00:24:14.316 Well, it's from a bit of a weird source, you see. 00:24:14.316 --> 00:24:16.736 It seems to have traveled between dimensions. 00:24:18.276 --> 00:24:19.956 Sorry, is this just yourself? 00:24:20.216 --> 00:24:22.476 Are you just trying to do a third craving? 00:24:22.556 --> 00:24:26.256 Trust me, this is not my craving. 00:24:26.276 --> 00:24:31.376 This is, well, some might call it a new bit that I'm doing. 00:24:32.016 --> 00:24:32.616 Oh no. 00:24:32.636 --> 00:24:36.556 Do you have an intro song for this craving? 00:24:36.576 --> 00:24:43.076 I would, but I can't stop myself from just copying the Doctor Who theme. 00:24:50.096 --> 00:24:51.953 This is Cravings from the 5th Dimension. 00:24:53.133 --> 00:24:53.573 Great. 00:24:53.593 --> 00:25:00.413 So, here's a craving I've received, and I think we'll be able to solve it, even though we're on our dimensions. 00:25:00.433 --> 00:25:02.253 So, hello. 00:25:03.073 --> 00:25:08.613 I keep getting my tentacles stuck in a Rascal Mac jar, and it's made me really crave- 00:25:12.493 --> 00:25:18.373 Yeah, it's a Rascal Mac jar, and it's made me really crave some sort of way to get my Rascal Macs each year. 00:25:18.733 --> 00:25:25.053 Tupperware is, of course, banned on Exelon 5, and I've tried a long Snurzel, and that doesn't seem to help. 00:25:25.233 --> 00:25:29.893 Thanks, love the Snodcast, and that is from Bleezel Bappen in Bark Thought. 00:25:32.253 --> 00:25:34.593 So how can we help solve this cra- 00:25:38.733 --> 00:25:40.453 How can we help solve this craving, Clair? 00:25:41.493 --> 00:25:45.673 So we may be lacking some details, potentially. 00:25:45.853 --> 00:25:46.433 You think? 00:25:49.393 --> 00:25:52.833 Now I just want to say, when you say this was sent in. 00:25:57.453 --> 00:26:00.373 Someone besides you wrote this? 00:26:01.053 --> 00:26:06.893 I mean, I think it's pretty clear that Bleezel Bappen in Bark Thought wrote this. 00:26:07.133 --> 00:26:08.953 It was so hard to understand. 00:26:08.973 --> 00:26:15.373 It came through on the interdimensional waves from the fifth dimension. 00:26:15.853 --> 00:26:18.233 Which, which dimension is that? 00:26:18.253 --> 00:26:19.093 The fifth one. 00:26:21.073 --> 00:26:22.713 Which one are we in? 00:26:22.733 --> 00:26:23.493 The second one. 00:26:25.553 --> 00:26:28.733 What was the thing that this person, this person? 00:26:29.173 --> 00:26:30.393 It's definitely a person. 00:26:30.413 --> 00:26:31.493 I think we can agree. 00:26:32.593 --> 00:26:33.713 What are they trying to get? 00:26:33.813 --> 00:26:37.853 So they're trying to get their Wrestle Max from the Wrestle Max jar. 00:26:37.853 --> 00:26:47.353 So if I know anything about Wrestle Machia, it's that if you turn your channel to the wrestling channel, you'll find your Wrestle Max in there. 00:26:47.453 --> 00:26:47.773 Right. 00:26:47.813 --> 00:26:50.373 I think it's Wrestle Max, but I think it's the same thing. 00:26:50.393 --> 00:26:51.133 It's the same thing. 00:26:51.153 --> 00:26:54.913 Well, see, Wrestle, Wrestle-ing is just when you wrestle with your muscles. 00:26:55.073 --> 00:26:55.493 Yeah. 00:26:55.753 --> 00:26:59.753 I think that that's maybe part of the problem because it sounds like this person just has tentacles. 00:27:00.493 --> 00:27:03.493 They need some muscles to get to do the wrestling. 00:27:03.753 --> 00:27:09.233 So do you think there's something that would work better than like a long snozzle like they've used? 00:27:10.273 --> 00:27:12.473 Like some, like maybe a muscly arm? 00:27:12.493 --> 00:27:13.453 Should we send this to them? 00:27:13.473 --> 00:27:14.593 Maybe a snozzle. 00:27:14.833 --> 00:27:17.253 A snozzle might be a good idea for your Ruscle Max. 00:27:17.273 --> 00:27:22.933 Now this is just the plural of a nozzle, but it's pluralized before it exists, obviously. 00:27:22.953 --> 00:27:23.813 Of course it's pluralistic. 00:27:24.793 --> 00:27:27.893 It's a snozzle and it's connected to a snackium. 00:27:29.613 --> 00:27:29.953 Yes. 00:27:29.973 --> 00:27:31.853 Which is like a vacuum, but it's for snacks. 00:27:32.113 --> 00:27:36.213 They should be able to kind of get it out with that snozzle. 00:27:36.213 --> 00:27:38.433 Just sort of give it the good suck. 00:27:39.453 --> 00:27:41.013 Give it the good suck. 00:27:41.273 --> 00:27:44.073 That's our advice, I think, for this issue. 00:27:44.093 --> 00:27:45.453 And that's how we're gonna help you solve that craving. 00:27:45.473 --> 00:27:47.053 I'm so glad we're done with this. 00:27:47.913 --> 00:27:51.913 Yeah, this is definitely the only time that we're gonna get a craving from the Fifth Dimension. 00:27:51.933 --> 00:27:52.573 Yeah. 00:27:52.593 --> 00:27:54.453 Definitely we're not gonna get any more. 00:27:54.473 --> 00:27:56.953 It was clearly a one-time thing. 00:27:57.153 --> 00:28:02.893 God, all right, well, I'm glad we're closing the gate on the Fifth Dimension. 00:28:03.013 --> 00:28:04.193 Yeah, let me just close... 00:28:04.533 --> 00:28:05.913 Yeah, I definitely closed it. 00:28:06.133 --> 00:28:06.453 Good. 00:28:06.473 --> 00:28:07.593 Definitely closed it. 00:28:07.613 --> 00:28:08.033 I'm glad. 00:28:08.053 --> 00:28:09.033 100%. 00:28:09.393 --> 00:28:11.093 Can you give me one of your cravings? 00:28:11.553 --> 00:28:15.153 So my last craving, not the last craving of the podcast. 00:28:15.173 --> 00:28:18.713 But your last craving, because you do too and I do too, and that's how the podcast works. 00:28:18.733 --> 00:28:20.313 That's how it works, you see. 00:28:20.573 --> 00:28:23.713 So my last craving is having healthcare. 00:28:27.253 --> 00:28:29.173 Oh, wait, do you not have healthcare? 00:28:29.233 --> 00:28:29.553 No. 00:28:30.153 --> 00:28:31.673 So I work at a startup. 00:28:31.833 --> 00:28:42.413 And so the biggest thing about startups is they love to tell you how much you're going to be contributing, how much you're going to make a difference, how you're going to play an active role. 00:28:42.693 --> 00:28:47.293 And for the most part you do, because there really isn't much product yet. 00:28:47.373 --> 00:28:47.753 Yes. 00:28:47.913 --> 00:29:03.133 So you do, you make a lot of the product, you have a big hand in the product, and also you don't have health care, because they can't afford, well, I mean, they can afford health care, but see, are they going to pay for it? 00:29:03.533 --> 00:29:04.713 Not necessarily. 00:29:05.293 --> 00:29:10.253 Benefits are a tough thing to get in our society. 00:29:10.273 --> 00:29:13.373 Yeah, benefits like, you know, dental. 00:29:13.393 --> 00:29:15.393 Being able to live, yeah. 00:29:15.413 --> 00:29:17.953 Being able to go to the dentist is, you know, a benefit. 00:29:18.113 --> 00:29:33.233 So I'm on disability and in BC that comes with some perks and benefits because it's kind of assumed that you're not working a full-time job because you can't, yeah, you can go camping because you can't work a full-time job because of the income limits. 00:29:33.293 --> 00:29:37.133 But what that means they give you is they do give you some more health care. 00:29:37.153 --> 00:29:39.493 They give you dental, they give you some eye care. 00:29:39.513 --> 00:29:45.053 And it's one of the reasons why I feel like the benefits that you get on disability are just things that everyone should have. 00:29:46.413 --> 00:29:50.393 Because it's very basic things that a lot of jobs don't offer. 00:29:51.293 --> 00:29:56.153 And health care is needed even in this magical land of Canada. 00:29:56.173 --> 00:30:06.873 It's like the concept of a minimal base income, where it's just like everyone makes money regardless of what you do just in order to be able to exist. 00:30:07.053 --> 00:30:10.973 Yeah, which is essentially what happens on disability, though you don't get enough to really exist. 00:30:11.593 --> 00:30:16.313 Anyway, the point is, you deserve health care. 00:30:17.453 --> 00:30:19.473 The thing is, everyone does. 00:30:19.493 --> 00:30:22.333 My favorite thing is to rally the troops, sort of. 00:30:22.573 --> 00:30:28.833 I love talking about health care to my co-workers, who are also very into the idea of us having health care. 00:30:29.113 --> 00:30:29.533 Really? 00:30:29.553 --> 00:30:35.113 That's shocking to me that they're so into the idea of wanting to have fucking health care. 00:30:35.253 --> 00:30:39.473 Yeah, not just fucking health care, but regular doctor health care. 00:30:39.493 --> 00:30:43.853 Yeah, fucking health care is also important and should also be, you know, a thing. 00:30:43.873 --> 00:30:45.413 Yeah, get tested regularly. 00:30:45.433 --> 00:30:48.753 Get tested regularly, have safe sex, etc. 00:30:48.813 --> 00:30:53.693 Welcome to Salt Cravings, a show about telling you what to do with medicine. 00:30:54.073 --> 00:30:55.513 Inject that shit. 00:30:55.573 --> 00:30:56.453 We're doctors. 00:30:56.513 --> 00:30:57.513 We're doctors now. 00:30:57.533 --> 00:30:58.653 This is my PhD. 00:30:58.673 --> 00:30:59.893 I'm holding it up to the mic. 00:30:59.913 --> 00:31:01.293 You can hear it rustle. 00:31:02.013 --> 00:31:02.593 There it is. 00:31:05.193 --> 00:31:06.253 Yeah, absolutely. 00:31:06.313 --> 00:31:07.533 100%. 00:31:07.673 --> 00:31:11.453 Maybe we should kind of explain non-BC people. 00:31:11.473 --> 00:31:12.433 That's true. 00:31:12.453 --> 00:31:13.253 God, it really is different. 00:31:13.273 --> 00:31:16.273 Because BC has specific things that you don't get here. 00:31:17.073 --> 00:31:20.073 Including medication coverage. 00:31:20.093 --> 00:31:21.493 Is that covered elsewhere? 00:31:21.733 --> 00:31:22.133 Yeah. 00:31:22.353 --> 00:31:22.733 What? 00:31:22.993 --> 00:31:23.393 Yeah. 00:31:23.413 --> 00:31:25.373 You just don't have to pay for your medications? 00:31:25.453 --> 00:31:25.773 Yeah. 00:31:25.973 --> 00:31:31.653 I mean, under a lot of medical plans, you don't have to. 00:31:32.293 --> 00:31:34.833 I've been on my parents' insurance because I was in school. 00:31:35.013 --> 00:31:37.733 And because of that, I was able to get medication for free. 00:31:37.973 --> 00:31:38.913 Some of it, at least. 00:31:38.993 --> 00:31:42.693 I still pay for my ADHD meds because that is not considered crucial. 00:31:43.053 --> 00:31:43.593 Wild. 00:31:44.073 --> 00:31:49.653 But the government now covers most of my things because of being on disability, including medication. 00:31:49.693 --> 00:31:52.253 But most people don't get medication covered, which sucks. 00:31:52.273 --> 00:31:53.333 That's great. 00:31:53.353 --> 00:31:54.573 Dental not covered. 00:31:54.913 --> 00:31:55.353 Wow. 00:31:55.833 --> 00:31:56.893 I mean, I know that one. 00:31:56.913 --> 00:31:58.413 My dental is covered. 00:31:58.433 --> 00:32:00.853 But in general, dental is not covered. 00:32:00.873 --> 00:32:01.273 Yeah, I know. 00:32:01.293 --> 00:32:02.613 Dentists are expensive. 00:32:02.633 --> 00:32:06.753 And I recently learned because it's apparently because they have the highest tuition ever. 00:32:06.953 --> 00:32:10.533 Also, I think that dental programs are really rare and hard to get into. 00:32:10.753 --> 00:32:18.533 Yeah, it's kind of like they feel like they can charge the most because they spend the most, which is really, you know, it's like a sunk cost fallacy. 00:32:19.553 --> 00:32:20.313 Anyway, how? 00:32:22.173 --> 00:32:24.733 How do we solve the craving? 00:32:24.753 --> 00:32:25.693 The craving of healthcare. 00:32:26.233 --> 00:32:33.453 There's this great and fun and really interesting thing called unions and I've talked about this to my co-workers. 00:32:33.493 --> 00:32:43.673 Yeah, so my first bit of advice is get, you know, labor organizing like there's a big push to do it and more software development. 00:32:43.693 --> 00:32:49.353 We just saw and journalism and stuff like that specifically the gaming industry, but also start up. 00:32:49.373 --> 00:32:52.293 We just saw we just saw a Vox a Vox Union come together. 00:32:52.413 --> 00:32:52.893 Oh good. 00:32:52.913 --> 00:32:54.473 So you see unions are good. 00:32:54.493 --> 00:32:56.733 Please don't let corporations tell you otherwise. 00:32:56.793 --> 00:32:59.733 Please don't let corporations tell you otherwise. 00:33:00.093 --> 00:33:01.253 You're not Delta ad. 00:33:01.373 --> 00:33:05.653 God don't don't unionize just buy a goddamn switch. 00:33:05.793 --> 00:33:06.153 Sorry. 00:33:06.153 --> 00:33:06.793 Was it a switch? 00:33:06.793 --> 00:33:08.653 I think it was like a Xbox. 00:33:08.653 --> 00:33:10.213 Good just buy an Xbox. 00:33:10.233 --> 00:33:11.593 Yeah, unionize. 00:33:11.613 --> 00:33:13.093 You don't need to care about your teeth. 00:33:13.113 --> 00:33:14.713 If you're playing Xbox. 00:33:14.793 --> 00:33:16.313 Yeah, I got my card. 00:33:16.393 --> 00:33:18.693 All I need is this shooter. 00:33:18.713 --> 00:33:20.033 I don't need dental. 00:33:20.713 --> 00:33:22.173 No dental just card. 00:33:22.193 --> 00:33:24.293 I don't know why I went for that. 00:33:24.453 --> 00:33:24.893 I don't know. 00:33:25.033 --> 00:33:26.333 Still Wild West on the brain. 00:33:26.353 --> 00:33:27.513 Oh, is that Wild West? 00:33:27.553 --> 00:33:31.933 No, maybe one day if enough people unionize we can be powerful enough. 00:33:31.953 --> 00:33:33.553 What are we asking as a union? 00:33:33.573 --> 00:33:36.553 What are the benefits that we ask as a union? 00:33:36.913 --> 00:33:40.413 Everyone has to wear everyone has their assigned clown nose. 00:33:42.653 --> 00:33:46.073 And if you don't come into work with your clown nose, it is like St. 00:33:46.093 --> 00:33:47.993 Patrick's Day where everyone gets to pinch you. 00:33:50.213 --> 00:33:51.993 Yeah, this is a good union demand. 00:33:52.533 --> 00:33:55.793 Another great union demand be ball pit. 00:33:58.073 --> 00:34:00.653 Yeah, but every office has to have a ball. 00:34:00.733 --> 00:34:01.113 Uh-huh. 00:34:01.213 --> 00:34:01.553 Uh-huh. 00:34:01.573 --> 00:34:06.773 You know, those tech industry like companies are all about like, you know, we got a kitchen. 00:34:06.793 --> 00:34:07.593 We got a gym. 00:34:07.853 --> 00:34:08.553 Fuck you. 00:34:08.773 --> 00:34:10.613 I want a goddamn ball pit. 00:34:10.793 --> 00:34:11.293 Fuck you. 00:34:11.353 --> 00:34:13.333 Listen, fuck your beanbag chairs. 00:34:13.713 --> 00:34:15.113 Give me a ball pit. 00:34:15.273 --> 00:34:17.593 Yeah, and then I can go soak in the balls. 00:34:17.973 --> 00:34:19.693 What's another good union demand? 00:34:19.793 --> 00:34:20.853 Oh, mini unions. 00:34:21.073 --> 00:34:22.793 We each get our own mini union. 00:34:26.513 --> 00:34:29.553 So every employee gets a mini union. 00:34:29.953 --> 00:34:35.173 And so they're like, you have an individualized union and it's a union of one. 00:34:35.173 --> 00:34:36.753 You're union with yourself. 00:34:37.173 --> 00:34:40.153 And so every employee gets one special demand. 00:34:40.173 --> 00:34:44.013 And it's like a wish, but it's like your company's granting your wish. 00:34:44.033 --> 00:34:45.553 And it can be anything? 00:34:45.573 --> 00:34:46.433 It can be anything. 00:34:46.453 --> 00:34:54.433 The great thing about companies, now this is why capitalism is good, is because companies have magic powers like genies that can grant you wishes. 00:34:54.773 --> 00:34:56.093 Yep, that sounds right. 00:34:56.113 --> 00:34:58.713 That sounds like a real, totally real thing that is real. 00:34:59.193 --> 00:34:59.593 Yeah. 00:34:59.613 --> 00:35:01.833 I don't know why you seem so shocked by this. 00:35:01.853 --> 00:35:03.633 Yeah, no, that makes perfect sense. 00:35:03.653 --> 00:35:04.973 That's why capitalism is so good. 00:35:05.473 --> 00:35:08.233 I have a great demand for a union. 00:35:08.473 --> 00:35:10.013 All landlords now have to allow pets. 00:35:10.553 --> 00:35:15.333 Now, I know that that isn't related to you, but I'm really mad about it. 00:35:15.593 --> 00:35:17.813 And I'm also really mad about landlords in general. 00:35:17.933 --> 00:35:22.653 So I think a part of the union to be, you have to go talk to landlords and make them... 00:35:22.673 --> 00:35:23.493 Door by door. 00:35:23.533 --> 00:35:26.093 Door by door, you have to go lobby landlords. 00:35:26.113 --> 00:35:27.273 Have you heard the good news? 00:35:27.453 --> 00:35:30.073 You have to allow people to have pets now. 00:35:30.153 --> 00:35:31.653 You have to allow people to have pets. 00:35:31.733 --> 00:35:35.413 You also have to not charge exorbitant prices. 00:35:35.693 --> 00:35:37.093 And you also have to... 00:35:37.113 --> 00:35:41.593 A livable income, Brianna, it's only $1,600 a month for a one bedroom. 00:35:41.813 --> 00:35:42.773 That's nothing. 00:35:42.793 --> 00:35:43.573 It's nothing. 00:35:43.813 --> 00:35:49.233 The average person in Vancouver with a tech job can't even afford that. 00:35:50.033 --> 00:35:52.193 We just got a place for... 00:35:52.453 --> 00:35:54.033 What's it all together? 00:35:54.133 --> 00:35:59.613 It's $13.30 for a two bedroom, and everyone we tell this to is like, what the fuck? 00:35:59.853 --> 00:36:00.793 That's incredible. 00:36:00.813 --> 00:36:02.113 How did you manage that? 00:36:02.153 --> 00:36:04.473 Yeah, that's gonna be my reaction right now. 00:36:04.553 --> 00:36:05.393 What the fuck? 00:36:05.393 --> 00:36:06.653 How did you manage that? 00:36:06.673 --> 00:36:11.773 Well, you see, it's being sublet by UBC students and also a grimy as all hell. 00:36:12.093 --> 00:36:14.313 But we cleaned it up, and now it looks great. 00:36:14.553 --> 00:36:16.553 Got those grime flavors. 00:36:18.533 --> 00:36:21.793 We can also maybe lobby for more spices in kitchens. 00:36:23.733 --> 00:36:27.253 In like the workplace, but in general too. 00:36:27.273 --> 00:36:29.693 My workplace doesn't have sugar or salt right now. 00:36:29.973 --> 00:36:31.013 Your workplace... 00:36:31.193 --> 00:36:31.693 Listen! 00:36:31.873 --> 00:36:32.633 Here's the demands. 00:36:33.373 --> 00:36:37.693 Your workplace needs sugar and salt at the very least. 00:36:37.713 --> 00:36:38.713 You at least need salt. 00:36:38.853 --> 00:36:40.353 Get some pepper in there too. 00:36:40.373 --> 00:36:41.653 Do you have pepper in there? 00:36:42.173 --> 00:36:42.873 I think so? 00:36:43.053 --> 00:36:43.773 Oh my God. 00:36:43.793 --> 00:36:45.253 Yeah, you better have pepper in there. 00:36:45.273 --> 00:36:47.773 Not to mention, let's get paprika. 00:36:47.993 --> 00:36:50.153 Let's get some good spices in there. 00:36:50.173 --> 00:36:50.993 Yeah, name some more. 00:36:51.613 --> 00:36:52.033 Ginger? 00:36:52.673 --> 00:36:53.293 How about... 00:36:53.393 --> 00:36:54.833 Let's get some herbs in there too. 00:36:54.853 --> 00:36:56.173 Get some basil. 00:36:56.273 --> 00:36:59.053 Are you just quizzing me on spices and herbs? 00:36:59.073 --> 00:37:04.613 No, I just think this is a really good thing for a comedy podcast, is just to list spices. 00:37:06.253 --> 00:37:07.833 This is really peak comedy. 00:37:07.853 --> 00:37:10.173 I don't know, should have spices for like a curry. 00:37:10.633 --> 00:37:12.353 Oh man, feeling like curry. 00:37:12.373 --> 00:37:32.573 So the thing is, I told my coworkers, I was like, we have a whole kitchen, we should be like cooking, like we can do communal meals, like one of us cooks, and then like their response was, yeah, but you get so tired after you cook, and like I just want to go to sleep afterwards, and it's like, I guess so, but also like you wouldn't be cooking most of the time. 00:37:32.593 --> 00:37:34.553 Yeah, usually be other people cooking for you. 00:37:34.573 --> 00:37:37.113 Also, how do you ever like cook anything then? 00:37:37.133 --> 00:37:44.593 Do you just like, are you just like, you flip your pan, you put it on the plate, and you collapse onto the floor because you're sleeping now? 00:37:44.773 --> 00:37:47.733 I've definitely nearly been this. 00:37:47.753 --> 00:38:00.433 Like as a person with low energy, who does not cook much, I've definitely made a meal in which I cooked the meal, and it was like a little bit more complex than what I usually do, which is pasta. 00:38:00.973 --> 00:38:06.653 And I cooked it, and I ate it, and then I went, and I never wanted to do anything ever again. 00:38:06.733 --> 00:38:08.253 I kind of feel that. 00:38:08.393 --> 00:38:14.513 Yesterday, I worked from like 830 to 630, and then I came home and cooked for two hours and made enchiladas. 00:38:14.973 --> 00:38:20.493 And so I ate dinner at about 930, and I was so tired, but honestly, they're worth it. 00:38:21.333 --> 00:38:22.533 Eat enchiladas. 00:38:22.873 --> 00:38:23.533 Eat some enchiladas? 00:38:23.553 --> 00:38:24.773 I'm not going to tell you how to make them. 00:38:24.853 --> 00:38:25.413 Figure it out. 00:38:25.893 --> 00:38:31.213 I can't even make fun food anyway, because I'm in the midst of moving, which means I'm trying to use up all of my fucking ingredients. 00:38:31.253 --> 00:38:35.073 Got your hard-boiled egg and relish. 00:38:35.093 --> 00:38:40.353 Today, I had an instant ramen that was like spiced up a little bit with an egg in it. 00:38:40.373 --> 00:38:42.093 No, I'm not a monster. 00:38:43.073 --> 00:38:46.913 But what I am is in favor of unions. 00:38:47.093 --> 00:38:49.873 And so that's the best way for you to get health care. 00:38:49.873 --> 00:38:53.473 Everybody needs to come together, make a union of unions. 00:38:53.553 --> 00:38:54.773 Make a union of unions. 00:38:54.793 --> 00:38:56.393 Make a macro union. 00:38:56.413 --> 00:38:59.353 All the unions can become one union now. 00:38:59.373 --> 00:39:00.653 The Voltron Union! 00:39:01.413 --> 00:39:02.673 Form Union! 00:39:02.693 --> 00:39:10.573 Do you want to give me our final craving of our episode? 00:39:12.453 --> 00:39:15.433 So, the thing about Solitaire... 00:39:18.513 --> 00:39:21.953 is that Solitaire is a great game. 00:39:22.253 --> 00:39:26.933 I think we can all agree, Solitaire is a great game. 00:39:27.413 --> 00:39:30.313 And there's two versions of Solitaire that are good. 00:39:30.753 --> 00:39:33.313 And that's Solitaire and Spider Solitaire. 00:39:33.793 --> 00:39:36.053 Fuck every other version of Solitaire. 00:39:36.053 --> 00:39:37.113 Fuck your Free Cell. 00:39:37.413 --> 00:39:38.733 Fuck your TriPeace. 00:39:39.273 --> 00:39:40.013 It's garbage. 00:39:40.033 --> 00:39:40.893 All of it's garbage. 00:39:41.093 --> 00:39:48.853 The only reason I'm not reacting like, Oh my God, there's more than one version of Solitaire is because Brianna literally talked about this five days ago to me. 00:39:48.873 --> 00:39:51.713 I was at a party and I went off about Solitaire. 00:39:51.733 --> 00:39:53.073 Yeah, so now you're gonna do it again. 00:39:54.313 --> 00:39:54.833 So go off. 00:39:54.853 --> 00:39:56.993 There's a whole bunch of different types of Solitaire. 00:39:57.013 --> 00:39:57.973 Spider Solitaire. 00:39:57.993 --> 00:40:00.993 So Spider Solitaire is like you are trying to... 00:40:01.173 --> 00:40:01.993 You beat a spider. 00:40:02.013 --> 00:40:03.053 Yep, you beat a spider. 00:40:03.073 --> 00:40:04.693 You have to smush the spider with the cards. 00:40:04.713 --> 00:40:06.253 You have to smush the spider with the cards. 00:40:06.453 --> 00:40:09.733 And if there are any spiders alive at the end of the game, you lose. 00:40:10.053 --> 00:40:11.073 Yeah, that's it. 00:40:11.113 --> 00:40:11.713 That's it. 00:40:12.533 --> 00:40:14.413 It's a very anti spider game. 00:40:15.773 --> 00:40:27.193 It's a bunch of cards face down with one card face up and you put cards, much like Solitaire, cards in sequence on top of other cards and you try to make a whole stack on the field. 00:40:27.253 --> 00:40:29.613 And then when you make a whole stack, you get to take it away. 00:40:29.793 --> 00:40:34.993 It's very hard to explain a game of Solitaire, which is why I'm not going to explain the bad ones, but trust me, they're bad. 00:40:35.293 --> 00:40:39.673 And most Solitaire apps out there either make use of one of these versions. 00:40:40.253 --> 00:40:45.573 Try Peaks is a really popular way, which is like you are trying to connect cards in sequence. 00:40:45.613 --> 00:40:47.153 So can we make a new Solitaire? 00:40:47.313 --> 00:40:48.193 What do I want? 00:40:48.533 --> 00:40:51.733 No, Clair, Clair, they've solved Solitaire. 00:40:51.753 --> 00:40:52.193 No. 00:40:52.213 --> 00:40:53.173 They made it good. 00:40:53.193 --> 00:40:54.133 They made it perfect. 00:40:54.153 --> 00:40:54.733 This is the thing. 00:40:54.753 --> 00:40:55.433 We have to... 00:40:55.453 --> 00:40:58.573 Now I want to build anti-spider Solitaire. 00:40:58.593 --> 00:41:02.293 This is a Solitaire where you try to kill as many spiders as possible. 00:41:02.453 --> 00:41:03.313 I love spiders. 00:41:03.333 --> 00:41:06.573 But this is a game where you try to kill as many spiders as possible. 00:41:06.833 --> 00:41:10.973 This can be a part of what my actual craving is, because my actual craving... 00:41:10.993 --> 00:41:11.573 This wasn't your... 00:41:11.713 --> 00:41:13.533 You just wanted to talk about Solitaire? 00:41:13.593 --> 00:41:16.273 My actual craving is for the perfect Solitaire app. 00:41:16.373 --> 00:41:17.093 Oh, my God. 00:41:17.113 --> 00:41:19.393 Because Solitaire is fun. 00:41:19.573 --> 00:41:20.513 You know what's more fun? 00:41:21.133 --> 00:41:22.213 A leveling system. 00:41:24.213 --> 00:41:24.773 So there are... 00:41:24.793 --> 00:41:27.073 Every spider you kill, you get points. 00:41:27.093 --> 00:41:27.413 Yes. 00:41:27.613 --> 00:41:34.333 There are Solitaire apps with a leveling system, but they are either just traditional Solitaire, and you don't get that spider Solitaire, which I need. 00:41:34.393 --> 00:41:35.413 I need that variety. 00:41:35.433 --> 00:41:36.153 I need those two. 00:41:36.653 --> 00:41:42.333 Or they have Solitaire, Spider Solitaire, Free Sale, blah, garbage, garbage, garbage. 00:41:42.733 --> 00:41:55.073 We need to make a perfect Solitaire app, one that feels good to keep playing, that doesn't exploit the player would be great, that crucially, I guess, has a mode where you kill spiders with the cards. 00:41:55.333 --> 00:41:57.113 So I do have one idea. 00:41:57.133 --> 00:41:58.513 Endless deck. 00:41:58.873 --> 00:42:00.093 The deck never ends. 00:42:00.713 --> 00:42:02.493 You keep leveling forever. 00:42:02.793 --> 00:42:04.033 How far can you get? 00:42:04.333 --> 00:42:04.773 Right? 00:42:05.013 --> 00:42:06.253 Like how far can you get? 00:42:06.453 --> 00:42:08.033 It's like Flappy Bird. 00:42:08.533 --> 00:42:11.893 The closest comparison to Solitaire is Flappy Bird. 00:42:12.793 --> 00:42:19.293 So you try to get as far, and then you get experience based on the number of cards that you manage to put away. 00:42:19.313 --> 00:42:20.673 So you always lose. 00:42:21.213 --> 00:42:22.753 I mean, just like Solitaire. 00:42:23.673 --> 00:42:24.933 No, no, no. 00:42:24.953 --> 00:42:28.313 This is part of the fun of Solitaire. 00:42:28.333 --> 00:42:29.593 It's fun to solve it. 00:42:29.593 --> 00:42:33.293 And you can solve it and then you get more cards and you solve it again. 00:42:33.313 --> 00:42:35.293 That's just Solitaire. 00:42:35.333 --> 00:42:39.213 Now you stack your kings and your aces. 00:42:39.233 --> 00:42:40.913 So you can just keep going. 00:42:40.913 --> 00:42:44.573 Well, if you're going to do that, then I think we just need some new cards. 00:42:44.813 --> 00:42:46.473 After kings, you get... 00:42:47.433 --> 00:42:49.893 Oh, the Emperor card. 00:42:50.273 --> 00:42:52.153 After emperors, you get dictators. 00:42:52.273 --> 00:42:55.093 After dictators, you get gods. 00:42:56.813 --> 00:42:59.353 After gods, you get the joker. 00:42:59.393 --> 00:43:00.753 And there's only one joker. 00:43:00.973 --> 00:43:03.133 There's only one joker, and that's how you win. 00:43:03.553 --> 00:43:05.633 Okay, so what do you have to do with the joker to win? 00:43:06.153 --> 00:43:09.613 You have to stack them all on to the joker. 00:43:11.213 --> 00:43:11.753 How? 00:43:13.933 --> 00:43:15.053 When you stack one. 00:43:15.073 --> 00:43:23.093 Okay, so when you stack one on the joker, you stack another on the gods card, which is the one before the joker. 00:43:23.233 --> 00:43:24.813 Oh, there's only one god card? 00:43:24.893 --> 00:43:26.533 No, there's only one joker card. 00:43:26.553 --> 00:43:27.893 There's multiple god cards. 00:43:27.913 --> 00:43:29.853 This is like Yu-Gi-Oh, there's at least three. 00:43:30.013 --> 00:43:36.713 Yeah, like I was saying, or I didn't say this, but as I was thinking, you have your three god cards. 00:43:36.773 --> 00:43:39.493 Yeah, I think it's four because there's four suits. 00:43:39.513 --> 00:43:41.193 No, no, no, this is the thing. 00:43:41.253 --> 00:43:46.873 There's only three god cards, and you have to make it work, right? 00:43:49.233 --> 00:43:51.653 This is where the strategy comes in, Brianna. 00:43:52.053 --> 00:43:56.193 Right, because there's no Solitaire strategy at all otherwise. 00:43:56.293 --> 00:43:57.973 No, exactly. 00:43:58.893 --> 00:44:02.533 Solitaire is just about moving a card until you get bored. 00:44:02.553 --> 00:44:04.713 Yeah, there's no strategy whatsoever. 00:44:04.733 --> 00:44:06.733 That's why I haven't improved in Solitaire play. 00:44:06.753 --> 00:44:07.913 Yeah, it's just numbers. 00:44:07.973 --> 00:44:09.173 And royalty. 00:44:09.273 --> 00:44:16.093 So the way that I was thinking it works with the one joker is when you get one on the joker and one on the god cards, you simply combine them. 00:44:16.313 --> 00:44:18.753 Like you just sort of take the decks. 00:44:18.853 --> 00:44:20.653 And this is the Loki card now. 00:44:21.673 --> 00:44:23.113 Because the god of mischief. 00:44:23.253 --> 00:44:24.153 Well, no, you have. 00:44:24.173 --> 00:44:24.793 You fuse them. 00:44:25.433 --> 00:44:27.733 We can have fusions of cards. 00:44:27.993 --> 00:44:33.473 What happens when you fuse the number three with the queen? 00:44:33.733 --> 00:44:34.593 Who is that? 00:44:34.613 --> 00:44:35.493 Who is she? 00:44:35.513 --> 00:44:38.273 It's three queens. 00:44:38.333 --> 00:44:39.273 It's three queens. 00:44:39.293 --> 00:44:40.453 It's the threes. 00:44:40.893 --> 00:44:42.613 It's the three of queens. 00:44:42.633 --> 00:44:43.953 Now queens is a suit. 00:44:44.253 --> 00:44:44.793 Fuck it. 00:44:45.033 --> 00:44:48.353 We're just completely destroying all of the Solitaire. 00:44:48.473 --> 00:44:52.233 Yeah, so the thing about a three, The same thing of Solitaire. 00:44:52.253 --> 00:44:56.413 The only thing about a three is all you can do with a three is you can put it on a four or put a two on it. 00:44:56.433 --> 00:44:59.973 And the only thing you can do with a queen is put it on a king or put a jack on it. 00:44:59.993 --> 00:45:04.293 But with a three, the possibility is endless. 00:45:04.833 --> 00:45:09.653 Like all of these rules apply and it gets its own rule. 00:45:10.013 --> 00:45:10.553 Which is? 00:45:10.793 --> 00:45:12.913 Which is it can burn another card. 00:45:13.073 --> 00:45:16.113 It's just another card no longer exists in the game. 00:45:16.133 --> 00:45:18.793 You don't need to worry about it. 00:45:18.813 --> 00:45:19.193 Okay, great. 00:45:19.213 --> 00:45:20.393 It's a pitchfork, right? 00:45:20.553 --> 00:45:22.073 So it sends the card to hell. 00:45:27.093 --> 00:45:27.573 I love it. 00:45:28.273 --> 00:45:33.473 I think you know how in Spider Solitaire, I definitely know Spider Solitaire. 00:45:33.493 --> 00:45:40.133 Or Solitaire in general, when you get a whole stack, it goes up to the stack place and it all combines into one. 00:45:40.153 --> 00:45:42.013 What if it actually all combined into one? 00:45:42.033 --> 00:45:44.293 It's just one card now. 00:45:44.393 --> 00:45:49.193 One full stack, it combines into a special card, and it's called a stack card. 00:45:49.353 --> 00:45:51.733 And a stack card allows you to shoot other cards. 00:45:52.773 --> 00:45:54.133 What happens when you shoot a card? 00:45:54.713 --> 00:45:58.773 When you shoot a card, it gets injured and more killed. 00:45:58.793 --> 00:46:01.713 You roll a dice to find out how much you hit. 00:46:01.733 --> 00:46:06.913 I roll a dice to Solitaire to see how much damage it hits for. 00:46:07.073 --> 00:46:11.793 And the damage has to equal the number that's on the card. 00:46:11.813 --> 00:46:13.933 So if you do more damage, it doesn't kill it? 00:46:14.153 --> 00:46:18.873 If you do more damage, it goes on to the next card. 00:46:19.453 --> 00:46:20.513 You're really trying to hit it. 00:46:20.533 --> 00:46:22.313 So can you win by just murdering the whole deck? 00:46:22.473 --> 00:46:22.833 Yes. 00:46:22.953 --> 00:46:24.753 This is another way to burn cards now. 00:46:24.773 --> 00:46:27.713 Now you have a gun, and every turn you're allowed to use the gun. 00:46:28.113 --> 00:46:31.433 The thing is, you may think, oh, then you can just shoot every card. 00:46:31.453 --> 00:46:32.853 No, it has a limited number of bullets. 00:46:32.873 --> 00:46:34.693 Then you got to get another stack to reload. 00:46:35.033 --> 00:46:35.613 What do you do? 00:46:35.613 --> 00:46:37.953 Does the stack card disappear once you run out of bullets? 00:46:38.093 --> 00:46:40.193 Or do you have to do something with a stack card? 00:46:40.213 --> 00:46:45.093 You take the stack card, you put it to the side, and then when you make another stack, you can do one of three things. 00:46:46.113 --> 00:46:47.793 One is reload your stack gun. 00:46:48.473 --> 00:46:52.933 Another is to get another joker. 00:46:53.813 --> 00:46:54.793 Oh, you can turn it into a... 00:46:54.813 --> 00:46:55.953 Oh, so it's like chess. 00:46:56.193 --> 00:46:56.713 Yes. 00:46:57.093 --> 00:46:59.753 And the third is to play a game of chess. 00:47:03.053 --> 00:47:04.433 You either win or you die. 00:47:05.273 --> 00:47:09.053 Yeah, if you win the game of chess, then you win. 00:47:09.073 --> 00:47:09.913 You ought to win. 00:47:09.933 --> 00:47:10.853 You win Solitaire. 00:47:11.433 --> 00:47:14.813 If you don't like Solitaire, all you have to do is win at chess. 00:47:15.773 --> 00:47:18.953 We're making a pan Solitaire game. 00:47:19.053 --> 00:47:21.953 It has so many different Solitaire and other games. 00:47:21.973 --> 00:47:22.553 And chess. 00:47:22.593 --> 00:47:23.413 And chess. 00:47:23.953 --> 00:47:25.373 And a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! 00:47:25.453 --> 00:47:26.753 Yeah, a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! 00:47:26.773 --> 00:47:27.433 And also a shooter. 00:47:27.453 --> 00:47:30.833 You can, in fact, all of this causes you to level. 00:47:30.833 --> 00:47:35.333 And when you level up, you get obviously new skins, cosmetic things, like... 00:47:35.713 --> 00:47:36.833 Loot boxes! 00:47:37.193 --> 00:47:38.053 No loot boxes. 00:47:38.073 --> 00:47:38.853 Loot boxes! 00:47:39.413 --> 00:47:43.433 So you can get a loot box that gives you an extra card. 00:47:43.673 --> 00:47:48.553 And that you can use during your game of Solitaire that makes it easier and it makes you win more. 00:47:48.813 --> 00:47:49.853 It's pay to win. 00:47:49.873 --> 00:47:50.193 Yes. 00:47:50.573 --> 00:47:50.893 Great. 00:47:50.913 --> 00:47:52.173 Welcome to Solitaire. 00:47:52.433 --> 00:47:53.333 It's pay to win. 00:47:53.353 --> 00:47:57.673 Yeah, so you have the cosmetic benefits, and then I guess you have your gameplay benefits. 00:47:58.113 --> 00:48:00.373 I want the one that just makes them all look like Yu-Gi-Oh! 00:48:00.393 --> 00:48:00.773 cards. 00:48:01.153 --> 00:48:02.953 Yes, that's a very important one. 00:48:03.173 --> 00:48:09.113 We could go off about what different cards are in terms of the Yu-Gi-Oh! 00:48:09.133 --> 00:48:10.673 version of them. 00:48:10.693 --> 00:48:11.753 But also like... 00:48:11.793 --> 00:48:15.413 Well, the God cards are Ra, Obelisk, and Slyther. 00:48:15.433 --> 00:48:18.653 The fact that I remember all those, astonishes me. 00:48:18.673 --> 00:48:19.313 That's incredible. 00:48:19.413 --> 00:48:21.013 Dark Magician's gotta be in there. 00:48:21.033 --> 00:48:22.953 Dark Magician, Girl of Clones. 00:48:23.093 --> 00:48:25.413 Oh yeah, that's the King and the Queen, right? 00:48:25.733 --> 00:48:26.093 Sure. 00:48:26.353 --> 00:48:28.793 I mean, some of the cards also have to be like number cards. 00:48:29.273 --> 00:48:32.513 Well, Blue-Eyes is Ace, but I think Kuriboh is one. 00:48:32.533 --> 00:48:34.033 Or no, I guess Ace is one. 00:48:34.053 --> 00:48:35.153 There are two Kuribohs. 00:48:35.173 --> 00:48:35.973 That's the number two. 00:48:36.353 --> 00:48:36.773 Yes. 00:48:37.213 --> 00:48:41.353 There's gotta be a three-headed one for the three, which may be just Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. 00:48:41.693 --> 00:48:42.613 Yeah, I guess so. 00:48:42.633 --> 00:48:43.753 That's just the number three. 00:48:43.773 --> 00:48:45.553 Are we gonna go through this whole fucking- 00:48:45.573 --> 00:48:46.193 No, this is it. 00:48:46.213 --> 00:48:46.633 We're done. 00:48:46.653 --> 00:48:48.133 I don't know any other Yu-Gi-Oh cards. 00:48:48.133 --> 00:48:49.253 It's been way too long. 00:48:49.273 --> 00:48:50.293 It's been so long. 00:48:50.313 --> 00:48:51.693 I guess Red-Eyes Black Dragon. 00:48:51.853 --> 00:48:54.693 Oh yeah, and like the Time stuff. 00:48:54.713 --> 00:48:56.953 There was the cartoon stuff as well. 00:48:56.973 --> 00:48:57.473 Oh god, yeah. 00:48:58.013 --> 00:48:58.773 What's his name? 00:48:58.793 --> 00:48:59.513 Pegasus. 00:48:59.533 --> 00:49:00.193 Pegasus. 00:49:00.253 --> 00:49:01.733 That was a whole arc, wasn't it? 00:49:01.733 --> 00:49:02.753 Yu-Gi-Oh was wild. 00:49:02.773 --> 00:49:04.033 Yu-Gi-Oh was book wild. 00:49:04.273 --> 00:49:05.553 You can play Yu-Gi-Oh in the app. 00:49:05.693 --> 00:49:08.273 Yeah, welcome to Solitaire Yu-Gi-Oh edition. 00:49:09.393 --> 00:49:10.153 We have chess. 00:49:10.433 --> 00:49:12.073 I need to Google real quick on this. 00:49:14.413 --> 00:49:18.793 So this is, while Brianna is doing that, this has been Salt Cravings. 00:49:19.073 --> 00:49:21.833 This was a show where we solve our cravings. 00:49:21.853 --> 00:49:22.713 Yu-Gi-Oh, Solitaire. 00:49:24.073 --> 00:49:31.333 If you want to find us on social media, you can do so at Salt Cravings on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. 00:49:31.693 --> 00:49:34.493 You can also rate us on iTunes and Stitcher. 00:49:34.593 --> 00:49:35.573 I remember the name. 00:49:35.593 --> 00:49:36.673 It exists, doesn't it? 00:49:36.953 --> 00:49:37.953 It's not that it exists. 00:49:38.173 --> 00:49:41.333 It's that there's apparently a card. 00:49:41.653 --> 00:49:45.193 There is a, there is, I can't tell if it's a deck or a card. 00:49:45.393 --> 00:49:52.973 There's a particular card and a particular deck type that's called a Solitaire deck in Yu-Gi-Oh, and it's potentially banned in some places. 00:49:53.733 --> 00:49:54.633 Because it's so OP. 00:49:54.693 --> 00:49:55.273 Good, great. 00:49:55.293 --> 00:49:56.293 Which is extremely good. 00:49:56.333 --> 00:49:56.793 Anyway. 00:49:56.813 --> 00:49:58.813 Go rate us on iTunes and Stitcher. 00:49:58.913 --> 00:50:00.113 We're on Spotify now. 00:50:00.133 --> 00:50:01.513 We are on Spotify now. 00:50:01.533 --> 00:50:02.533 Yes, we should be on Spotify now. 00:50:02.553 --> 00:50:02.893 We should. 00:50:02.913 --> 00:50:04.453 I submitted it today. 00:50:04.713 --> 00:50:05.693 They have a new thing. 00:50:05.713 --> 00:50:08.913 Hey, if you have a podcast, go to podcasters.spotify.com. 00:50:08.933 --> 00:50:10.653 It's so much easier than it used to be. 00:50:10.713 --> 00:50:12.153 Yes, go, go up there. 00:50:12.173 --> 00:50:13.973 And so yeah, it's gonna be on Spotify now. 00:50:14.673 --> 00:50:15.213 Live show. 00:50:16.533 --> 00:50:17.773 Live show. 00:50:17.793 --> 00:50:19.813 So we fucked up last time. 00:50:19.833 --> 00:50:21.013 Yeah, but we tested this time. 00:50:21.033 --> 00:50:22.193 But we tested it this time. 00:50:22.213 --> 00:50:23.273 We have it working this time. 00:50:23.293 --> 00:50:24.553 We have it working, yeah. 00:50:24.573 --> 00:50:25.353 My computer is back. 00:50:25.773 --> 00:50:32.293 And assuming that it doesn't break down again, we are gonna be good to go with the live episode this time. 00:50:32.593 --> 00:50:34.753 And we're actually gonna do it. 00:50:34.793 --> 00:50:36.793 And we're gonna do it in August. 00:50:36.813 --> 00:50:37.973 We got that quick turnaround. 00:50:38.373 --> 00:50:40.173 It's close enough to a year still. 00:50:40.193 --> 00:50:42.353 It's close enough to a year anniversary. 00:50:42.513 --> 00:50:44.653 You know, the new year is 400 days. 00:50:44.913 --> 00:50:46.693 400 days. 00:50:46.693 --> 00:50:48.353 So it is August 24th. 00:50:48.653 --> 00:50:50.613 Again, that's August 24th at 1pm. 00:50:50.633 --> 00:50:51.953 August 24th at 1pm. 00:50:53.133 --> 00:50:54.993 I know we failed you last time. 00:50:55.113 --> 00:50:56.453 We are not going to fail you. 00:50:56.753 --> 00:50:58.013 I cannot emphasize it. 00:50:58.033 --> 00:50:59.173 We have tested it. 00:50:59.433 --> 00:51:00.673 We've made sure it works. 00:51:00.693 --> 00:51:01.513 We've tested it. 00:51:01.533 --> 00:51:02.353 We've made sure it works. 00:51:04.113 --> 00:51:05.253 We're gonna do another test. 00:51:05.273 --> 00:51:07.093 We're gonna do like another test. 00:51:07.113 --> 00:51:10.993 We're also gonna probably do another test the day of just to make sure. 00:51:11.013 --> 00:51:11.253 Yes. 00:51:11.393 --> 00:51:15.253 So if you see us go live early, like it is because we were testing. 00:51:15.373 --> 00:51:17.113 Yes, it is gonna happen. 00:51:17.233 --> 00:51:18.173 It's gonna happen. 00:51:18.193 --> 00:51:18.813 It's gonna happen. 00:51:18.833 --> 00:51:20.993 So please save your cravings. 00:51:21.193 --> 00:51:22.133 Save your cravings. 00:51:22.273 --> 00:51:24.333 Bring them to the live show. 00:51:24.693 --> 00:51:26.513 Again, it's going to happen. 00:51:26.533 --> 00:51:27.333 It's gonna happen. 00:51:27.353 --> 00:51:28.853 Cannot emphasize this enough. 00:51:29.193 --> 00:51:29.853 It's for real. 00:51:29.873 --> 00:51:30.893 It's really happening. 00:51:31.133 --> 00:51:32.573 Do you want to test this outro? 00:51:32.593 --> 00:51:35.953 I would love to test this outro. 00:51:36.253 --> 00:51:37.873 Thanks for listening to Brianna. 00:51:38.133 --> 00:51:39.393 Thanks for listening to Brianna. 00:51:39.413 --> 00:51:40.433 I've been Salt Cravings. 00:51:40.453 --> 00:51:41.993 I've also been Salt Cravings. 00:51:42.133 --> 00:51:43.993 And Clair's somewhere in the ether. 00:51:44.013 --> 00:51:44.933 Clair's no more. 00:51:46.053 --> 00:51:47.473 This is voice acting. 00:51:47.793 --> 00:51:48.893 Welcome to voice acting. 00:51:48.913 --> 00:51:50.633 Welcome to voice acting 101. 00:51:50.713 --> 00:51:51.633 I am your teacher. 00:51:51.673 --> 00:51:58.173 We will go over laughter, emotions, and other things to make sure people think you are a human. 00:51:58.493 --> 00:51:59.173 It's true. 00:51:59.353 --> 00:52:06.833 And also we will talk about musical, theater, healthcare, solitaire, human topics that humans crave.