WEBVTT 00:00:25.184 --> 00:00:27.204 Hello, and welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:00:27.224 --> 00:00:28.224 My name's Clair. 00:00:28.264 --> 00:00:29.504 And my name's Brianna. 00:00:29.524 --> 00:00:30.604 And this is an intro. 00:00:30.624 --> 00:00:31.944 I'm doing an intro. 00:00:31.964 --> 00:00:33.604 This is a bit, it's funny. 00:00:33.684 --> 00:00:34.484 Laugh, please. 00:00:37.184 --> 00:00:38.944 What if, okay, Clair, I have a brilliant idea. 00:00:38.964 --> 00:00:41.184 I have a brilliant idea. 00:00:41.504 --> 00:00:43.244 We can have a laugh track in the show. 00:00:43.704 --> 00:00:48.824 And the laugh track is just the other person who isn't speaking right now. 00:00:48.904 --> 00:00:51.404 I will say something funny. 00:00:51.744 --> 00:00:53.084 Ha ha. 00:00:53.444 --> 00:00:54.604 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 00:00:54.784 --> 00:00:59.144 It's giving the idea that it's performed in front of a live studio audience. 00:00:59.284 --> 00:01:01.484 But the audience is just the other person. 00:01:01.504 --> 00:01:03.124 Isn't that what the podcast is? 00:01:03.744 --> 00:01:04.944 Ha ha. 00:01:05.824 --> 00:01:08.044 It seems to be going very well. 00:01:08.504 --> 00:01:09.744 I'd say so, yeah. 00:01:09.764 --> 00:01:15.584 And maybe we can have some of the other audience noises in there too, like, you know, like, ooh, you know. 00:01:15.884 --> 00:01:18.584 What would happen to make that audience noise happen? 00:01:19.844 --> 00:01:23.844 In TV shows, it's like a romantic thing that happens. 00:01:23.904 --> 00:01:26.764 And then that noise goes, and everyone goes, ooh. 00:01:27.204 --> 00:01:28.764 So Mae's getting married. 00:01:31.104 --> 00:01:34.064 That sounds a little bit like a ghost. 00:01:34.084 --> 00:01:35.384 She is marrying a ghost. 00:01:36.164 --> 00:01:37.464 My cat is marrying a ghost. 00:01:37.504 --> 00:01:39.104 Is it a ghost cat or a ghost? 00:01:39.124 --> 00:01:39.704 It's a dog. 00:01:39.964 --> 00:01:41.144 That's why it's very- 00:01:41.164 --> 00:01:41.624 Wow. 00:01:41.644 --> 00:01:42.624 Yeah, it's a big turnout. 00:01:42.644 --> 00:01:43.684 Honestly, like- 00:01:43.764 --> 00:01:44.704 It's a rough wedding. 00:01:48.364 --> 00:01:49.384 I, fuck this show. 00:01:52.984 --> 00:01:54.004 Great intro, Clair. 00:01:54.024 --> 00:01:58.844 Do you want to give me a craving after this intro, which is now done so now? 00:01:59.064 --> 00:02:05.924 No, I almost want to make you come up with more intro, but it's also fun for me to talk about my craving, which is restoration. 00:02:07.364 --> 00:02:08.864 Okay, well, just general- 00:02:08.884 --> 00:02:13.984 Like cleric healing, like when you're the healer in an RPG, and you restore your- 00:02:14.004 --> 00:02:16.644 But it's more like the spell mending, is more what I mean. 00:02:18.384 --> 00:02:25.104 One channel on YouTube I watch, called Baumgartner Restoration, and their whole thing is restoring paintings, like old paintings. 00:02:25.484 --> 00:02:30.464 So filling in like any cracks, and like cleaning it, and stuff like that. 00:02:30.524 --> 00:02:41.284 There was like a viral video of the same sort of process going around of someone with a cotton swab on an old painting and just sort of wiping off some of the grime and revealing what it once looked like. 00:02:41.344 --> 00:02:45.404 And it's super duper cool, and painting restoration is incredibly cool. 00:02:45.564 --> 00:02:50.764 There's other things, restoring tools, restoring like books, restoring whatever else. 00:02:51.064 --> 00:02:59.444 It's really cool to me to see something kind of old and messy and broken up a little bit become something new and like whole. 00:02:59.464 --> 00:03:06.464 And yeah, so I'm really craving restoring something old to a better, into better condition. 00:03:06.704 --> 00:03:08.104 Okay, cool. 00:03:08.124 --> 00:03:10.104 It is also very therapeutic to watch. 00:03:10.164 --> 00:03:17.564 Like I watched someone throw an old toolbox into like a vat of vinegar and water or something. 00:03:18.144 --> 00:03:22.744 And it was like they posted progress photos and it looked disgusting. 00:03:22.764 --> 00:03:29.204 The water was absolutely nasty and they said that it smelled bad too, but then it looked so good after. 00:03:29.564 --> 00:03:31.504 So what are we restoring? 00:03:31.964 --> 00:03:33.744 I mean, yeah, that's the question, right? 00:03:33.764 --> 00:03:34.984 How do we solve this craving? 00:03:35.004 --> 00:03:39.524 What is it that we are bringing back and making beautylicious? 00:03:39.924 --> 00:03:45.264 Beautylicious definition, make that restoration loco. 00:03:45.744 --> 00:03:46.804 Dinosaur bones? 00:03:47.364 --> 00:03:50.704 Can you just restore dinosaur bones into a dinosaur? 00:03:51.164 --> 00:03:52.184 What would it take? 00:03:52.324 --> 00:03:55.924 Like, would you need to like glue some flesh onto the bones? 00:03:56.264 --> 00:04:00.444 Would you need to sand the bone down in order to give it some angles? 00:04:00.464 --> 00:04:02.764 Well, like here's the real question. 00:04:03.524 --> 00:04:06.284 Are you trying to make it a living dinosaur? 00:04:06.784 --> 00:04:09.004 What else does restoration mean, right? 00:04:09.004 --> 00:04:15.044 If you make your painting living, haven't you've completely restored it to like its essence? 00:04:15.124 --> 00:04:17.604 No, I think in general- 00:04:17.624 --> 00:04:19.644 If the painting can talk, isn't that better? 00:04:20.464 --> 00:04:22.924 What if the trees in the painting could talk, Brianna? 00:04:23.364 --> 00:04:25.844 I speak for the trees in the painting. 00:04:26.684 --> 00:04:29.604 No, I think the trees are seeking for themselves in the painting in that case. 00:04:29.624 --> 00:04:30.784 They don't need the Lorax. 00:04:31.244 --> 00:04:38.264 I think the idea of restoring dinosaur bones into a living dinosaur is absolutely one I want to explore. 00:04:38.284 --> 00:04:40.404 And I think it's one we absolutely should explore. 00:04:40.424 --> 00:04:43.184 I think we can also think about fossils generally. 00:04:44.224 --> 00:04:44.944 Yeah, I mean- 00:04:44.964 --> 00:04:47.284 Think about, so you know, they have to dig them out, dust them off. 00:04:47.304 --> 00:04:51.784 Like the thing that on the night the Pokemon is based off of, that little curly shell boy. 00:04:52.064 --> 00:04:52.824 Yeah, exactly. 00:04:52.844 --> 00:04:54.564 All the fossil Pokemon in Pokemon. 00:04:55.584 --> 00:04:57.284 And in general, yeah, I think so- 00:04:57.304 --> 00:05:03.384 Plants, oh my God, we can, not only can we restore plants and paintings, we can restore plant bones. 00:05:03.904 --> 00:05:11.804 Well, I was thinking more of like, you know, when you have a fossilized plant, but I don't know, does plant have bone? 00:05:12.104 --> 00:05:14.384 Well, you couldn't have fossilized plant. 00:05:14.544 --> 00:05:15.064 You can. 00:05:15.524 --> 00:05:16.584 And you know what? 00:05:17.084 --> 00:05:20.404 I consider that bone, but also consider this. 00:05:20.744 --> 00:05:22.864 So you know how bugs get stuck in amber? 00:05:23.484 --> 00:05:28.924 Now, if you were to restore that, is it getting the bug out, or is it making the amber go away so you get the bug? 00:05:28.944 --> 00:05:34.664 I mean, I feel like it has to be whichever option is most effective. 00:05:35.064 --> 00:05:36.904 Okay, why effectiveness? 00:05:36.924 --> 00:05:37.744 Why is this the- 00:05:37.764 --> 00:05:51.284 Because in general, the goal of restoration from what I've seen is to, the thing that you're trying to restore, which in this case, I guess would be the bug, to restore the bug to its original condition as closely as possible. 00:05:51.604 --> 00:05:54.284 So you wanna get rid of the amber instead of the bug? 00:05:54.844 --> 00:05:58.784 Well, I think if the goal is to restore the bug, then absolutely. 00:05:58.804 --> 00:05:59.764 But which one is it? 00:06:00.004 --> 00:06:01.504 How do we decide this, Brianna? 00:06:01.524 --> 00:06:02.844 Is it just the effect of us? 00:06:03.024 --> 00:06:05.244 What are the criteria of restoration? 00:06:05.624 --> 00:06:09.644 How would we decide if we're restoring this bug or the amber? 00:06:10.304 --> 00:06:17.504 Um, the first thing is, which part is more valuable, an old-ass bug or an old-ass amber? 00:06:19.124 --> 00:06:19.684 Hmm. 00:06:20.124 --> 00:06:21.384 I think it depends on the bug. 00:06:22.124 --> 00:06:26.644 Yeah, maybe it depends on how scary the bug looks. 00:06:27.364 --> 00:06:29.464 Ooh, okay, more scary better or? 00:06:29.644 --> 00:06:30.704 More scary, worse. 00:06:30.984 --> 00:06:38.484 Cause more scary means I don't want to bring it back into the world because what if it bites me and gives me ancient malaria? 00:06:38.644 --> 00:06:40.864 Ancient malaria, that's very bad. 00:06:40.904 --> 00:06:43.224 Ancient malaria from the realm of the dinosaurs. 00:06:43.384 --> 00:06:47.284 What if it has really big pincers and looks real cool? 00:06:47.304 --> 00:06:52.944 And then it can be like your friend and then you can tame it and like you can make it bite your enemies. 00:06:53.584 --> 00:06:56.864 So we got to restore this cool bug with these giant pincers. 00:06:56.884 --> 00:06:57.724 How do we do it? 00:06:58.104 --> 00:07:00.484 So here's the first thing that we have to do. 00:07:00.504 --> 00:07:04.404 We have to figure out how to get the bug out of the amber. 00:07:04.564 --> 00:07:05.684 Carefully, of course. 00:07:05.804 --> 00:07:06.544 Do we melt it? 00:07:06.564 --> 00:07:07.384 Do we crack it? 00:07:07.404 --> 00:07:08.164 What are our tools? 00:07:08.264 --> 00:07:12.144 Okay, so you said carefully and then went melt, crack. 00:07:13.244 --> 00:07:13.684 Yeah. 00:07:13.884 --> 00:07:15.444 Probably the best thing to do. 00:07:15.464 --> 00:07:16.484 You know those apple cores? 00:07:17.084 --> 00:07:20.024 Like the core of an apple or an apple core-er? 00:07:20.344 --> 00:07:24.504 An apple corer, a corer, I've heard it referred to as an apple corer. 00:07:24.944 --> 00:07:25.924 Yeah, okay. 00:07:25.944 --> 00:07:28.044 Yeah, an apple corer, that has a little- 00:07:28.444 --> 00:07:30.484 That's the noise it makes when it starts up. 00:07:30.504 --> 00:07:39.464 Corer, it's an electronic one, and it just sort of drills a hole in the side, and then you have a little cylinder with a bug in it. 00:07:39.764 --> 00:07:41.584 A little amber cylinder with a bug in it. 00:07:41.604 --> 00:07:43.144 So you've dealt with the excess. 00:07:43.184 --> 00:07:45.244 Now, this is where it gets difficult, Clair. 00:07:45.344 --> 00:07:47.504 We have less amber, but we still have amber. 00:07:47.524 --> 00:07:48.344 We still have amber. 00:07:48.364 --> 00:07:50.384 How do we get rid of the rest of this amber without damage? 00:07:50.404 --> 00:07:51.604 You're not changing the bug literally at all. 00:07:51.944 --> 00:07:52.604 Sonar? 00:07:54.704 --> 00:07:57.924 How does that help? 00:07:57.984 --> 00:08:06.084 So amber is translucent, which means waves can go through it easier than waves can go through a bug. 00:08:06.304 --> 00:08:12.804 So what if we made like a sonar device that destroys things it goes through, right? 00:08:12.824 --> 00:08:15.464 And it destroys it to the amount that it goes through it. 00:08:15.784 --> 00:08:18.344 So it's like a grenade, but in waves. 00:08:18.344 --> 00:08:19.304 It's a wave grenade. 00:08:19.764 --> 00:08:23.564 And then we like just, the amber just falls apart into sand. 00:08:23.984 --> 00:08:25.164 It unambers it. 00:08:25.604 --> 00:08:33.024 Sorry, this is like a fucking, what you're describing to me is a sonar device that like transmogrifies something. 00:08:33.044 --> 00:08:35.584 Like what you're describing here is transfiguration. 00:08:35.904 --> 00:08:37.264 But it's waves. 00:08:37.664 --> 00:08:38.524 So it's science. 00:08:38.784 --> 00:08:40.304 It's transfiguriance. 00:08:40.904 --> 00:08:41.844 That's a pretty good step. 00:08:41.864 --> 00:08:44.264 So we have the remains of the bug now. 00:08:44.284 --> 00:08:45.604 We have them on the table here. 00:08:45.624 --> 00:08:47.064 They're here on the table. 00:08:47.084 --> 00:08:49.464 And now we have to reanimate it. 00:08:49.484 --> 00:08:51.584 Now, if Frankenstein has taught me anything. 00:08:51.704 --> 00:08:52.204 Lightning? 00:08:53.444 --> 00:09:00.444 Well, lightning's part of it, but you have to be, you have to figure out the secret to life and death. 00:09:01.124 --> 00:09:04.184 The secret to how to, yeah, just the secret to life. 00:09:04.584 --> 00:09:05.004 And then- 00:09:05.024 --> 00:09:05.964 I'm expecting a challenge. 00:09:06.064 --> 00:09:08.664 Electricity will help with that. 00:09:08.684 --> 00:09:15.984 But the exact method Frankenstein refuses to say in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. 00:09:16.284 --> 00:09:20.464 So it's impossible for us to know how he did it in real life, in reality. 00:09:20.684 --> 00:09:24.684 What I think we need to figure out is just what that secret is. 00:09:25.064 --> 00:09:25.704 Okay. 00:09:25.784 --> 00:09:30.164 Well, the thing is the secret is already out there, but how are we gonna get this secret, right? 00:09:31.164 --> 00:09:32.604 Are we gonna go grave robbing? 00:09:32.664 --> 00:09:34.524 Did Mary Shelley take it to her grave? 00:09:34.764 --> 00:09:35.464 Did she? 00:09:35.484 --> 00:09:36.244 She might've. 00:09:36.264 --> 00:09:38.224 I mean, she took a lot of shit to her grave. 00:09:38.244 --> 00:09:41.404 Oh hell, we just have to wake Mary Shelley up and then she'll tell us. 00:09:41.604 --> 00:09:45.424 Well, oh, Clair, I have a slight concern with your plan. 00:09:45.824 --> 00:09:50.944 In order to wake Mary Shelley up, we need to know the secret of life and death in order to arrive someone. 00:09:52.764 --> 00:09:58.624 Listen, I want to restore Mary Shelley as more than the next girl, but like. 00:09:58.644 --> 00:10:00.124 Does Mary Shelley have descendants? 00:10:00.544 --> 00:10:01.184 Probably. 00:10:01.224 --> 00:10:01.504 No. 00:10:02.224 --> 00:10:02.444 Oh. 00:10:03.664 --> 00:10:06.444 Let me do a cheeky little Google. 00:10:06.464 --> 00:10:08.944 It's very important that all of our cravings. 00:10:09.304 --> 00:10:10.264 Are factual. 00:10:10.284 --> 00:10:12.444 Are factual in nature. 00:10:13.444 --> 00:10:14.064 Let me just. 00:10:14.084 --> 00:10:32.864 So I think like if Mary Shelley discovered it, which she did, of course, and she planted it in Frankenstein in probably a coded language that only her descendants could know, all we have to do is track them down, figure out the code, break the code, use the secret of life and wake up our bug friend. 00:10:32.884 --> 00:10:35.604 And then we have a bug friend who can attack our enemies. 00:10:36.044 --> 00:10:36.304 Yep. 00:10:36.744 --> 00:10:37.104 Okay. 00:10:37.124 --> 00:10:38.184 So she had one, okay. 00:10:38.424 --> 00:10:41.704 I don't know how far down the line goes because it was Mary Shelley. 00:10:41.724 --> 00:10:45.344 And then she had one child who lived past infancy and he had one child. 00:10:45.684 --> 00:10:51.444 I don't know if that child had any other children, but we need to find the descendant of Bessie Florence Gibson. 00:10:51.644 --> 00:10:55.064 Bessie Florence Gibson, if you're out there, we will find you. 00:10:55.084 --> 00:10:56.904 Well, she's probably dead because she was- 00:10:57.344 --> 00:10:58.684 Okay, well, sure. 00:10:58.944 --> 00:10:59.644 Let me take it back. 00:10:59.664 --> 00:11:05.184 So what you were saying was that there's definitely an encoded message that she would have given to her children. 00:11:05.184 --> 00:11:05.904 Absolutely. 00:11:05.924 --> 00:11:06.944 What else would there be? 00:11:07.464 --> 00:11:08.824 It is Frankenstein. 00:11:09.104 --> 00:11:11.784 Like, you know, there's a coded message in Frankenstein. 00:11:12.424 --> 00:11:17.504 You have to read the certain letters on the page, and it spells it out bright as day. 00:11:17.524 --> 00:11:23.804 It's just like national treasure, but instead of a map, it's literary text, which I think is the same thing. 00:11:23.824 --> 00:11:30.084 I mean, I've analyzed Frankenstein pretty heavily, and I think that there's a lot of messages in there. 00:11:30.264 --> 00:11:30.704 Like? 00:11:31.544 --> 00:11:39.484 We should be careful about the idea of masculine science, and also the, we should be, we should generally- 00:11:39.504 --> 00:11:40.224 Masculine science. 00:11:40.384 --> 00:11:42.264 That's how you wake a dead body up. 00:11:42.584 --> 00:11:43.184 It is. 00:11:44.484 --> 00:11:44.984 Yes. 00:11:46.864 --> 00:11:49.784 There's also messages about maternity and stuff. 00:11:50.064 --> 00:11:53.264 So I guess we need a boy who can do science. 00:11:54.324 --> 00:11:55.324 Well, let's get- 00:11:55.344 --> 00:11:56.204 I guess this is a dead end. 00:11:57.184 --> 00:11:57.524 Yeah. 00:11:57.964 --> 00:11:59.424 Unfortunately, I know no boys. 00:11:59.764 --> 00:12:01.224 Yeah, I guess this is it. 00:12:01.244 --> 00:12:02.504 That's the end of the craving. 00:12:02.524 --> 00:12:04.284 We really had a dead end there. 00:12:04.284 --> 00:12:06.284 I can't believe we can never solve this craving. 00:12:06.424 --> 00:12:07.444 We could hire a boy. 00:12:07.544 --> 00:12:08.384 All right, here's the plan. 00:12:09.144 --> 00:12:15.104 We hire a boy to use masculine science to figure out the secret of life and death. 00:12:15.124 --> 00:12:15.844 And then we can use that. 00:12:15.864 --> 00:12:18.664 We drill the masculine science into Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. 00:12:19.304 --> 00:12:20.244 Decode the message. 00:12:20.284 --> 00:12:23.524 Yeah, well, okay, there's already, that's the message that was in, Frank. 00:12:23.584 --> 00:12:25.484 Okay, sure, yeah, absolutely. 00:12:25.504 --> 00:12:26.444 This is how this works. 00:12:26.464 --> 00:12:27.504 We got the secret of life. 00:12:27.564 --> 00:12:28.924 Okay, we have the secret of life. 00:12:29.044 --> 00:12:30.404 We use it. 00:12:30.484 --> 00:12:31.064 We use it. 00:12:31.084 --> 00:12:31.924 Wake up our bug friend. 00:12:31.944 --> 00:12:32.904 Wake up our bug friend. 00:12:32.924 --> 00:12:37.604 And then attack the boy scientist with the bug friend, because we are the only ones who can learn the secret. 00:12:38.184 --> 00:12:39.384 Frankenstein 2. 00:12:40.644 --> 00:12:41.424 Restoration. 00:12:43.064 --> 00:12:44.044 Let's do your craving. 00:12:44.304 --> 00:12:45.244 Yeah, okay. 00:12:45.404 --> 00:12:46.924 My craving is PJ's... 00:12:47.344 --> 00:12:52.264 Yeah, that's true. 00:12:52.304 --> 00:12:54.044 Soft, soft craving. 00:12:54.644 --> 00:12:56.524 I have to leave. 00:12:59.764 --> 00:13:00.904 What's your next craving? 00:13:02.784 --> 00:13:04.044 What's your next craving Brianna? 00:13:04.064 --> 00:13:04.764 I'm done. 00:13:04.864 --> 00:13:07.684 My next craving is for you to tell me more about your pajama craving. 00:13:10.144 --> 00:13:11.324 So I thought it appropriate. 00:13:11.344 --> 00:13:13.084 I'm currently in pajamas. 00:13:13.284 --> 00:13:13.804 Hell yeah. 00:13:13.804 --> 00:13:14.964 It happens a lot though. 00:13:15.924 --> 00:13:29.824 Mostly if I don't have anything that's going to take me out of the house, or if I do, but I don't want to be wearing clothes until I have to leave the house, pajamas are the best thing ever. 00:13:29.864 --> 00:13:31.344 Pajamas are where it's at. 00:13:31.664 --> 00:13:35.504 Pajamas are the next best thing to not wearing clothes. 00:13:35.964 --> 00:13:38.964 I would wager that sometimes they're even better than not wearing clothes. 00:13:40.524 --> 00:13:44.584 To each their own apple and to each their own PJs, as I always say. 00:13:44.944 --> 00:13:48.364 As you always say, that's such a common saying that you say, Clair. 00:13:48.384 --> 00:13:49.924 You say it all the time. 00:13:49.944 --> 00:13:51.964 It makes so much sense too. 00:13:52.184 --> 00:13:59.764 So the reason that I really like wearing PJs is they loose, and the bigger the PJ, the bigger the shirt, the better. 00:14:00.584 --> 00:14:02.604 So how do we design the best PJs? 00:14:02.644 --> 00:14:04.824 I want the best PJs, Brianna. 00:14:04.884 --> 00:14:08.604 All right, so obviously we need a big sleep shirt. 00:14:08.764 --> 00:14:09.704 All right, how big? 00:14:10.044 --> 00:14:11.204 Oh, huge. 00:14:11.424 --> 00:14:12.784 Like ratio to body? 00:14:13.004 --> 00:14:15.144 Like how many big? 00:14:15.364 --> 00:14:24.984 You know, in movies, and I assume this also happens in reality, there's a couple, and one of them is wearing the other one's shirt as a sleep shirt. 00:14:25.024 --> 00:14:26.384 It's so that, but double. 00:14:26.624 --> 00:14:27.564 Double the size. 00:14:28.984 --> 00:14:29.984 Okay, all right. 00:14:30.004 --> 00:14:31.444 So it's just like a nightgown. 00:14:31.824 --> 00:14:32.624 It's a nightgown. 00:14:32.644 --> 00:14:33.724 It's a full on nightgown. 00:14:34.084 --> 00:14:37.424 But like with a logo or a cool pattern on it. 00:14:37.644 --> 00:14:46.284 It's gotta be, it's gotta have like, I have a nightgown on it that has a moose on it and it says all moose asleep, which is very cute. 00:14:46.784 --> 00:14:52.684 And I'm just saying like it could have a joke or funny pun on there, or we could brand it with Salt Cravings. 00:14:52.744 --> 00:14:55.724 Okay, so it is my Salt Cravings PJ shirt. 00:14:55.744 --> 00:14:57.044 It's Salt Cravings PJ shirt. 00:14:57.124 --> 00:14:59.084 It goes all the way down to my ankles. 00:14:59.344 --> 00:15:02.364 And also it's made out of the softest material possible. 00:15:02.704 --> 00:15:03.824 It's gotta be soft. 00:15:04.044 --> 00:15:07.244 Like silk or softer. 00:15:07.684 --> 00:15:08.544 Silk worms. 00:15:09.264 --> 00:15:10.604 No, no. 00:15:10.624 --> 00:15:12.404 Spider silk and spiders. 00:15:12.764 --> 00:15:13.344 Clair. 00:15:13.644 --> 00:15:14.684 Ground up spiders. 00:15:16.784 --> 00:15:18.084 Man, you're getting worse. 00:15:18.924 --> 00:15:22.364 Why are you so obsessed with wearing bugs? 00:15:23.004 --> 00:15:24.484 Because that's cool as hell. 00:15:25.224 --> 00:15:26.524 But is it soft? 00:15:26.604 --> 00:15:27.644 Is it comfy? 00:15:28.264 --> 00:15:29.744 It's gotta be comfy. 00:15:29.764 --> 00:15:30.264 Maybe it has to- 00:15:30.284 --> 00:15:32.524 Everything that matters here is that it's comfy. 00:15:32.564 --> 00:15:40.044 Maybe I want to be mentally comfy as well, and I want to know that I have a hard exoskeleton that if anyone tried to pierce, I would win. 00:15:40.064 --> 00:15:45.044 Now I'm mentally sound too, and I will win with my PJs. 00:15:45.064 --> 00:15:46.284 Who needs battle armor? 00:15:46.344 --> 00:15:47.904 I have battle PJs. 00:15:48.344 --> 00:15:48.704 Sure. 00:15:48.784 --> 00:15:50.304 I've become the sleeping bug. 00:15:51.764 --> 00:15:53.904 Would you say you've caught the bug for sleeping? 00:15:54.644 --> 00:15:59.024 Oh, hell yeah, and then me and my bug friend become paladins or something. 00:15:59.324 --> 00:15:59.724 What? 00:15:59.924 --> 00:16:01.104 Where did that come from? 00:16:01.224 --> 00:16:04.824 Because, well, now I have my bug armor and my bug friend. 00:16:04.864 --> 00:16:06.824 Which god are you worshiping? 00:16:07.124 --> 00:16:08.284 The bug god, duh. 00:16:08.544 --> 00:16:09.384 The bug god? 00:16:09.404 --> 00:16:10.084 Big Jaws. 00:16:10.764 --> 00:16:11.524 Big Jaws? 00:16:12.684 --> 00:16:14.784 Great, great, their name is Big Jaws. 00:16:14.804 --> 00:16:18.144 They're the bug god, and this is somehow still about pajamas. 00:16:18.164 --> 00:16:18.584 It is. 00:16:18.884 --> 00:16:19.364 Okay. 00:16:19.384 --> 00:16:20.784 Because you fight for comfort. 00:16:21.284 --> 00:16:22.364 Okay, I guess. 00:16:22.704 --> 00:16:25.084 What are you wearing now? 00:16:25.124 --> 00:16:27.104 Let's be gentle with this. 00:16:27.124 --> 00:16:28.864 That's a very forward question, Brianna. 00:16:28.904 --> 00:16:30.084 Let's be gentle with this. 00:16:30.264 --> 00:16:34.244 What are you wearing around your underground zone? 00:16:34.884 --> 00:16:35.824 You know what I'm saying? 00:16:35.844 --> 00:16:37.664 Your underwear space. 00:16:38.284 --> 00:16:38.904 Oh, okay. 00:16:38.924 --> 00:16:41.364 Not my underground battle fortress. 00:16:41.384 --> 00:16:42.304 Your crotch realm. 00:16:42.424 --> 00:16:43.884 Not my own, okay. 00:16:43.884 --> 00:16:44.384 Well. 00:16:44.624 --> 00:16:48.424 Well, your underground battle fortress, I assume, is where you're wearing PJs. 00:16:48.424 --> 00:16:48.844 Yeah. 00:16:48.964 --> 00:16:49.744 These battle PJs. 00:16:50.544 --> 00:16:51.104 I mean, hmm. 00:16:52.684 --> 00:16:53.444 Do I gotta? 00:16:53.464 --> 00:16:54.424 I mean- 00:16:54.444 --> 00:16:54.844 Anything? 00:16:55.044 --> 00:16:56.744 You don't have to. 00:16:56.764 --> 00:16:59.304 I mean, I have a whole battle armor that covers me head to toe. 00:16:59.324 --> 00:17:01.144 Okay, but like, let's say- 00:17:02.084 --> 00:17:10.164 You're walking around your battle fortress and you know how you have all those wind chambers in your battle fortress for purposes. 00:17:10.524 --> 00:17:14.144 I do gotta like jump up high, and the wind chambers help me jump higher. 00:17:14.164 --> 00:17:24.264 Yeah, but what if the wind chambers accidentally blow up your nightgown shirt, and then, oh, and that's just not good. 00:17:24.284 --> 00:17:25.884 Yeah, my bug friend would be- 00:17:26.404 --> 00:17:28.224 Probably a little bit embarrassed. 00:17:28.244 --> 00:17:29.304 Yeah, a little embarrassed. 00:17:29.724 --> 00:17:32.464 Like they'd get blown up too, but not in that way. 00:17:32.584 --> 00:17:35.504 Because they're invincible, I've decided. 00:17:35.524 --> 00:17:36.804 They have plot armor. 00:17:36.824 --> 00:17:38.504 Yeah, they have plot armor. 00:17:38.784 --> 00:17:44.224 It's the thing you do when you're a GM and you like a character, and you're like, nothing bad is gonna happen to this character. 00:17:44.244 --> 00:17:47.044 And if any of you let this character get hurt, I'll be so mad at you. 00:17:47.064 --> 00:17:50.224 Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna insert a little bias here. 00:17:50.304 --> 00:17:52.204 Boy shorts, best underwear ever. 00:17:52.544 --> 00:17:53.764 Boy shorts, sure. 00:17:53.964 --> 00:17:58.784 Yeah, I tend to, boxers are the one that I go for, and I would love an alternative to boxers. 00:17:59.044 --> 00:17:59.604 Boy shorts. 00:17:59.624 --> 00:18:02.024 Boy shorts sounds great. 00:18:02.564 --> 00:18:04.704 So what are these boy shorts made of? 00:18:05.044 --> 00:18:08.364 Do they have to also be fight ready? 00:18:08.384 --> 00:18:09.364 Are you planning? 00:18:09.424 --> 00:18:10.164 How much like- 00:18:10.184 --> 00:18:15.704 Well, if my battle armor gets blown up, like I'm exposed, right? 00:18:15.724 --> 00:18:17.424 Like what if I'm in the middle of a battle? 00:18:17.464 --> 00:18:18.684 I need to be ready. 00:18:19.024 --> 00:18:19.964 But here's the thing. 00:18:19.984 --> 00:18:22.504 What if I take an arrow to the crotch? 00:18:23.004 --> 00:18:30.104 Yes, but like, if your battle armor gets blown up, that's the only part that's protecting you at that point. 00:18:30.444 --> 00:18:31.764 Yeah, and if I need to stop an arrow- 00:18:31.784 --> 00:18:33.984 No, but it's only protecting your crotch. 00:18:34.004 --> 00:18:34.844 Yeah, and? 00:18:35.124 --> 00:18:37.584 There's so much other places that they could hit you. 00:18:37.884 --> 00:18:40.304 But I mean, my crotch is protected at least. 00:18:40.644 --> 00:18:50.284 Like say there's an arrow and someone's cast a wind spell and it blows my bug armor up and I need my bug undies, my bun-dies- 00:18:50.304 --> 00:18:52.244 Okay, no. 00:18:52.264 --> 00:18:54.084 No, it doesn't have to all be bugs. 00:18:54.344 --> 00:18:55.964 It doesn't have to all be bugs. 00:18:55.984 --> 00:18:58.064 There's other forms of soft armor. 00:18:58.364 --> 00:18:58.684 Like? 00:18:59.784 --> 00:19:00.444 Aluminum. 00:19:00.984 --> 00:19:02.524 No, it's a new form of aluminum. 00:19:02.964 --> 00:19:03.964 It's soft aluminum. 00:19:04.544 --> 00:19:04.924 Yeah. 00:19:05.104 --> 00:19:06.904 It's soft aluminum that can harden. 00:19:06.924 --> 00:19:10.144 Ooh, oh, is it like a Newtonian fluid? 00:19:10.344 --> 00:19:10.724 Yes. 00:19:11.144 --> 00:19:11.484 Neat. 00:19:11.504 --> 00:19:18.904 Newtonian fluid boy shorts that can harden when they sense an arrow coming for your crotch. 00:19:18.984 --> 00:19:29.664 Hell yeah, also I don't know if Newtonian is the correct, I think Newtonian fluid is correct, but it's like the more force you put into it, the harder it becomes, the more resistance it gives you. 00:19:29.844 --> 00:19:34.284 So you can slowly dip your hand into it, but if you punch it, you can break your fist. 00:19:34.744 --> 00:19:35.384 I like that. 00:19:35.384 --> 00:19:36.224 I like that a lot. 00:19:36.244 --> 00:19:37.964 That makes that, that's very good. 00:19:37.984 --> 00:19:43.344 You just have to be careful about putting that on because if you like try and put it on too fast, it just is not gonna go well. 00:19:43.444 --> 00:19:45.444 And I mean like that probably sucks, right? 00:19:45.464 --> 00:19:50.384 Like if you grab your cord too fast and you pull it towards you, it's like a whip and it whips you. 00:19:50.564 --> 00:19:51.804