WEBVTT 00:00:25.204 --> 00:00:26.404 Clair, Clair, wake up. 00:00:26.744 --> 00:00:29.204 Clair, Clair, wake up. 00:00:31.384 --> 00:00:33.384 Clair, no, you gotta get up, you gotta get up. 00:00:33.884 --> 00:00:35.324 We gotta record, we gotta record. 00:00:35.884 --> 00:00:37.304 It's been two months. 00:00:37.764 --> 00:00:38.184 What? 00:00:38.584 --> 00:00:40.824 We've been asleep for two months? 00:00:41.364 --> 00:00:43.664 No, that can't be true. 00:00:44.084 --> 00:00:46.284 Look, look at your phone, Clair. 00:00:46.544 --> 00:00:47.484 Look at the date. 00:00:48.044 --> 00:00:48.784 Oh my God. 00:00:49.604 --> 00:00:51.124 This phone is over two months old. 00:00:52.584 --> 00:00:54.304 Yes, it's true. 00:00:54.424 --> 00:00:57.404 We've been asleep for two whole months. 00:00:57.504 --> 00:00:58.164 Jeez. 00:00:58.604 --> 00:01:04.664 We've entered the normal state of September, October hibernation. 00:01:05.024 --> 00:01:06.744 Okay, yeah. 00:01:06.744 --> 00:01:10.964 Is it the annual hibernation that happens every year for two months? 00:01:10.984 --> 00:01:13.444 Yes, the one that ends with Halloween. 00:01:15.404 --> 00:01:18.184 Where we now are in Halloween. 00:01:18.244 --> 00:01:20.164 And we come out of our sarcophaguses? 00:01:20.264 --> 00:01:21.224 Yes, exactly. 00:01:21.244 --> 00:01:22.004 Or sarcophagi? 00:01:22.104 --> 00:01:22.504 What's the- 00:01:24.544 --> 00:01:25.984 Sarcophagirls, actually. 00:01:27.364 --> 00:01:30.824 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:01:30.924 --> 00:01:33.724 It used to be sarcophagi, but now it's sarcophagirls. 00:01:33.744 --> 00:01:35.384 You know, that's how it goes over time. 00:01:35.864 --> 00:01:36.644 That's equality. 00:01:37.324 --> 00:01:37.744 And- 00:01:39.384 --> 00:01:42.544 This is the future that feminists want. 00:01:43.324 --> 00:01:48.004 And now we are back from two months of just being asleep. 00:01:48.104 --> 00:01:52.004 Yeah, it's weird how that, we were just like asleep for two months. 00:01:52.184 --> 00:01:54.564 My name's sarcophagirl69. 00:01:55.864 --> 00:02:04.004 And my name is Spooky Brianna. 00:02:04.224 --> 00:02:04.984 It's past Halloween. 00:02:05.004 --> 00:02:05.944 How many A's is that? 00:02:06.704 --> 00:02:08.404 There's like a lot of A's. 00:02:08.424 --> 00:02:09.764 There's some H's at the end too. 00:02:10.064 --> 00:02:12.484 Yeah, it just makes it real confusing. 00:02:13.204 --> 00:02:16.324 We unfortunately have missed Halloween. 00:02:16.704 --> 00:02:17.084 Oh no. 00:02:17.884 --> 00:02:19.344 So no Halloween episode. 00:02:20.304 --> 00:02:23.224 I mean, look, we can be real. 00:02:23.384 --> 00:02:26.244 The time in which this is being recorded is before Halloween. 00:02:26.264 --> 00:02:28.084 So we haven't actually missed Halloween. 00:02:28.164 --> 00:02:31.064 But the time after this will be released will be after Halloween. 00:02:31.084 --> 00:02:37.904 But from what I've learned is the college kids are doing Halloween next weekend on the first or the third. 00:02:37.924 --> 00:02:41.924 And as we all know, it is the college parties that really dictate when Halloween is. 00:02:42.364 --> 00:02:47.324 Does this mean I have to scrap the cravings that I have and come up with some Halloween cravings? 00:02:47.324 --> 00:02:48.384 Absolutely not. 00:02:48.584 --> 00:02:49.304 Okay, great. 00:02:49.324 --> 00:02:51.624 This is Halloween, but this is our Halloween. 00:02:51.624 --> 00:02:53.884 Right, it's Halloween, but it's like- 00:02:53.904 --> 00:02:56.304 This is the craviest Halloween ever. 00:02:56.324 --> 00:03:00.744 The craviest Halloween ever. 00:03:01.504 --> 00:03:05.444 In that spirit of Halloween of cravings. 00:03:06.824 --> 00:03:08.344 Do you want to give me your first craving? 00:03:08.364 --> 00:03:10.224 I would love to give you my first craving. 00:03:10.224 --> 00:03:12.064 It's proportional representation voting. 00:03:12.704 --> 00:03:18.924 Yes, I want you to know this has been on my cravings list. 00:03:18.924 --> 00:03:24.604 I think it's quite relevant right now because Canada did just have our election. 00:03:24.804 --> 00:03:28.284 I mean, we do still have first past the post voting. 00:03:28.384 --> 00:03:29.704 And boy, it's bad. 00:03:29.724 --> 00:03:32.224 Boy, it is quite bad. 00:03:32.504 --> 00:03:39.724 So the thing about proportional representation is I would love it so much because I've literally, I've lived in several writings in my life. 00:03:40.624 --> 00:03:47.824 I have never lived in a writing where the person that I voted for on a federal level won. 00:03:48.544 --> 00:03:53.424 Yeah, I don't think I have either, but that doesn't stop me from voting for the person that I believe in. 00:03:53.524 --> 00:03:56.464 Of course, yeah, I still am gonna vote with my heart. 00:03:56.464 --> 00:03:57.304 Yeah, you got it. 00:03:57.324 --> 00:03:59.044 But I know that I'm never gonna win. 00:03:59.064 --> 00:04:01.924 With first past the post, it's just like, I don't know. 00:04:01.944 --> 00:04:10.164 There are arguments against that, which I mean, if you can argue against letting people vote for what they want, is that even a true democracy? 00:04:10.244 --> 00:04:11.984 Anyways, this is a comedy podcast. 00:04:12.004 --> 00:04:13.124 How can we fix this? 00:04:13.624 --> 00:04:27.524 So a while back in BC, there was a referendum of proportional representation, and the referendum was handled what one might call poorly. 00:04:27.964 --> 00:04:39.144 And because it was very confusing because they not only had you vote yes for proportional representation or against it, but then they had you also voting for different systems of proportional representation. 00:04:39.164 --> 00:04:45.384 Which funny enough was actually going to be chosen by a proportional representational way. 00:04:45.444 --> 00:04:46.344 Yes, yes, yes. 00:04:46.584 --> 00:04:47.724 I thought that was great. 00:04:47.764 --> 00:04:51.604 I thought that was great, but that many options confused a lot of people. 00:04:51.624 --> 00:04:53.644 A lot of people didn't understand what was going on. 00:04:53.884 --> 00:04:56.904 There was a lot of fear-mongering tactics from first past to post. 00:04:56.924 --> 00:04:59.164 There was a lot of fear-mongering tactics. 00:04:59.184 --> 00:05:00.004 There was tons. 00:05:00.024 --> 00:05:09.304 It was like the first past to post people were like, oh yeah, if we do proportional representations, Nazis will get in parliament, which is wild, because guess what Nazis like? 00:05:09.324 --> 00:05:11.084 First past to post, anyway. 00:05:11.944 --> 00:05:13.644 But here's the thing. 00:05:13.824 --> 00:05:23.744 To get this through federally, or provincially, or whatever, we just gotta make a choice of what system of proportional representation we're gonna do. 00:05:24.004 --> 00:05:37.044 And the fact that none of the systems got chosen for in a referendum in BC just means we need a new proportional representation system that you and I, as political experts, are going to develop. 00:05:37.484 --> 00:05:39.724 I have my poli sci degree ready. 00:05:39.744 --> 00:05:41.124 Yeah, mine too, of course. 00:05:41.244 --> 00:05:45.144 We both graduated from, with a poli sci degree. 00:05:45.304 --> 00:05:45.724 Uh-huh. 00:05:46.244 --> 00:05:46.644 So- 00:05:46.664 --> 00:05:50.944 Do you wanna start us off with your excellent poli sci knowledge? 00:05:51.044 --> 00:05:57.904 Yeah, so, I mean, there's like stuff like mixed-member proportional, and there's ranked ballots, and- 00:05:57.924 --> 00:05:59.384 I mean, but for our new one. 00:05:59.844 --> 00:06:02.444 Right, I'm just saying, there's all these different options. 00:06:02.984 --> 00:06:03.364 Right. 00:06:03.664 --> 00:06:09.084 And I think what we should do is look at somewhat of a ranked ballot system. 00:06:09.304 --> 00:06:19.464 But I think the idea of having it just first choice, second choice, cause ranked ballot is essentially, you say, okay, here's who I want as a first choice, here's who I want as a second choice, third choice, fourth choice. 00:06:20.024 --> 00:06:28.304 What we need to do is have that, but first choice is just called the best choice. 00:06:28.904 --> 00:06:31.124 Second choice is called... 00:06:36.224 --> 00:06:37.124 You want me to spell it? 00:06:37.144 --> 00:06:38.024 Yeah. 00:06:38.144 --> 00:06:45.604 E-A-U-U-E-A-A-A-E-E-E-I-I-I-U. 00:06:45.684 --> 00:06:46.364 And sometimes Y. 00:06:48.764 --> 00:06:50.184 So I have maybe a proposition. 00:06:50.204 --> 00:06:51.364 Uh-huh. 00:06:51.384 --> 00:07:03.504 So you know how you do things fairly in say like a Smash Brothers competition, where if I pick the stage, then you pick the character first, right? 00:07:03.744 --> 00:07:05.484 Or I believe it's the other way around, right? 00:07:05.504 --> 00:07:07.744 Like if you pick the stage, you have to go first. 00:07:07.764 --> 00:07:09.564 You have to end, I can counter pick you. 00:07:09.584 --> 00:07:10.444 Yeah, yeah. 00:07:10.604 --> 00:07:18.644 So what if we play a Smash Brothers and decide who's in charge? 00:07:18.664 --> 00:07:21.484 Oh yeah, that's way better than my idea. 00:07:21.504 --> 00:07:29.704 Okay, so proportionally, you vote for how much of a handicap the opponent gets. 00:07:31.984 --> 00:07:34.244 And is there like a layer of abstraction? 00:07:34.264 --> 00:07:42.424 Is like every representative is sort of like abstracted as a character, like, oh, if I want to vote for this candidate, I have to pick Lucario. 00:07:42.504 --> 00:07:45.224 Right, right, right. 00:07:46.004 --> 00:07:49.364 Who's the Lucario of the Canadian political system? 00:07:50.104 --> 00:07:56.684 I think it's Justin Trudeau, because the worse things get for him, the better he seems to do. 00:07:57.924 --> 00:08:00.984 And he's kind of boring, and I don't love playing with him. 00:08:01.004 --> 00:08:02.784 And he got nerfed? 00:08:03.324 --> 00:08:04.264 Did he get nerfed? 00:08:05.924 --> 00:08:08.464 He did get nerfed, but did Justin Trudeau get nerfed? 00:08:08.484 --> 00:08:10.304 Yes, he went from a majority to a minority. 00:08:10.324 --> 00:08:11.784 That's basically getting nerfed. 00:08:13.504 --> 00:08:14.804 That's what getting nerfed is. 00:08:15.724 --> 00:08:17.744 Justin Trudeau, too, I think he's nerfed. 00:08:18.624 --> 00:08:25.304 But then you have this great system in which instead of campaigning, because what does campaigning even do? 00:08:25.324 --> 00:08:25.984 It's useless. 00:08:25.984 --> 00:08:29.744 It's just politicians practicing their smash skills. 00:08:29.924 --> 00:08:39.124 Uh-huh, as we know, when you go to a political campaign, it is just a bunch of politicians sitting around playing games. 00:08:39.304 --> 00:08:40.144 Yeah, exactly. 00:08:40.164 --> 00:08:41.284 That's how it works. 00:08:41.284 --> 00:08:45.744 Now, I don't want to pigeonhole ourselves into just smash. 00:08:45.764 --> 00:08:47.484 I want to open our horizons. 00:08:47.504 --> 00:08:49.364 Right, so do I, but I also need... 00:08:49.384 --> 00:08:50.764 This is an unfair bias, right? 00:08:50.784 --> 00:08:52.724 Politics can introduce biases. 00:08:53.004 --> 00:08:57.164 And so having only one game, of course, introduces a bias. 00:08:57.284 --> 00:08:58.384 It does introduce a bias. 00:08:59.144 --> 00:09:00.184 So Street Fighters? 00:09:00.384 --> 00:09:04.944 Street Fighter, also good, but consider Street Fighter a character from Smash, so it's the same game. 00:09:04.964 --> 00:09:06.384 Oh, it's true, it's the same game. 00:09:06.404 --> 00:09:17.584 But before we move on from the Smash Brothers, I have a very important question, which is of the leaders of the federal parties, who mains what? 00:09:22.364 --> 00:09:22.584 Oh. 00:09:23.684 --> 00:09:27.584 I assume they main top tiers, probably, because they're trying to win. 00:09:27.624 --> 00:09:30.044 I don't even know what the top tiers and ultimate are. 00:09:30.064 --> 00:09:31.624 I don't follow the leaderboards. 00:09:32.124 --> 00:09:33.924 Let's assume Melee. 00:09:34.884 --> 00:09:36.364 Oh, well, okay. 00:09:37.764 --> 00:09:48.104 Well, in that case, I feel like my first go-to is Andrew Sheer has to main Fox, but he does it very badly. 00:09:48.124 --> 00:09:48.804 Yeah, of course. 00:09:48.824 --> 00:09:51.584 Because he's like, oh, I heard Fox is the best, but he never wins. 00:09:51.884 --> 00:09:54.864 Right, like Andrew Sheer does not know how to wave-dash. 00:09:56.844 --> 00:09:58.364 He's like, but Fox is the best. 00:09:58.364 --> 00:09:59.364 I don't understand. 00:09:59.384 --> 00:10:12.384 Yeah, Justin Trudeau mains Falco because he's essentially the same, but he's just like tries to be a little bit more interesting and like a little bit more progressive, and people kind of want to fuck him, so that's like Falco. 00:10:12.424 --> 00:10:12.864 Great. 00:10:13.204 --> 00:10:17.484 And Jugmate Singh, I think, hmm, who does he main? 00:10:17.504 --> 00:10:21.624 I mean, I got to shout out Marth, because I think so, he'll give you the tipper. 00:10:24.584 --> 00:10:30.324 Jugmeet Singh does apparently tip at drag shows, so that's the same as Marth with the tipper. 00:10:30.344 --> 00:10:31.104 Yeah, exactly. 00:10:31.124 --> 00:10:31.724 Yeah, that makes sense. 00:10:31.744 --> 00:10:36.504 Marth's tipper and Jugmeet Singh tipping is, I mean, an identical thing. 00:10:36.604 --> 00:10:36.944 Yeah. 00:10:37.124 --> 00:10:43.184 Elizabeth May probably plays a low tier, no disrespect to, well, a little bit of disrespect, you know. 00:10:43.204 --> 00:10:46.344 A little bit of salt on this podcast. 00:10:46.364 --> 00:10:50.684 A little, I'm just saying the green party, you know, they're doing their best out there. 00:10:50.944 --> 00:10:52.304 They recycle really good. 00:10:52.384 --> 00:10:55.864 They just have a lot of trash on board that they need to get rid of first. 00:10:56.264 --> 00:10:59.444 True, which is why they're probably playing Kirby. 00:10:59.464 --> 00:11:04.724 Ooh, just like everyone can get behind them, but only because they just don't know what else to do. 00:11:05.364 --> 00:11:08.204 Exactly, exactly. 00:11:08.224 --> 00:11:09.684 I don't really care about the other leaders. 00:11:10.604 --> 00:11:11.164 Yeah, yeah, no me too. 00:11:12.424 --> 00:11:13.564 There are no other leaders. 00:11:14.364 --> 00:11:16.804 This is a four-party system, as we all know. 00:11:16.844 --> 00:11:25.284 As we all know, it's a four-party system in which two of the parties got less seats than another party that we don't talk about. 00:11:25.444 --> 00:11:27.844 Anyway, it can't just be Smash. 00:11:28.064 --> 00:11:28.924 No, of course not. 00:11:29.024 --> 00:11:31.224 And this proportional representation system. 00:11:31.404 --> 00:11:34.664 I think it's gotta be sort of a tournament of many types of games. 00:11:35.024 --> 00:11:35.324 Ooh. 00:11:35.744 --> 00:11:39.504 Right, like it's gotta be the whole of election day. 00:11:39.524 --> 00:11:46.144 So like whoever wins at Smash, like then gets to compete whoever won at like Mario Kart. 00:11:46.164 --> 00:11:47.524 Well, I think there's that. 00:11:47.544 --> 00:11:49.724 And also they win like some seats. 00:11:50.024 --> 00:11:51.984 They just win some seats for winning at Smash. 00:11:52.004 --> 00:11:53.144 Like, okay. 00:11:53.164 --> 00:11:55.104 Is every video game an equal amount of seats? 00:11:55.124 --> 00:11:57.324 Like how many seats is Mario Kart versus Smash? 00:11:57.524 --> 00:11:59.924 I think they're all probably an equal amount. 00:12:00.284 --> 00:12:00.884 Oh, okay. 00:12:00.904 --> 00:12:04.044 But it's just like, it depends on the area of the country, right? 00:12:04.064 --> 00:12:07.984 Like whoever wins at Smash, that's got Atlantic Canada. 00:12:08.484 --> 00:12:09.444 What about Overwatch? 00:12:11.504 --> 00:12:13.124 Like, is that still the same amount? 00:12:13.164 --> 00:12:16.344 Or like, because it's like a different console. 00:12:16.364 --> 00:12:19.004 Like, I guess it's the same, it can be the same console now. 00:12:19.044 --> 00:12:20.844 Yeah, they can be the same console. 00:12:20.864 --> 00:12:21.684 They're all the same game. 00:12:21.704 --> 00:12:23.684 It's all sponsored by Nintendo, of course. 00:12:23.904 --> 00:12:24.364 Great. 00:12:25.004 --> 00:12:29.944 Canadian elections brought to you by the Nintendo of America, not Nintendo of Canada. 00:12:29.964 --> 00:12:30.764 Nope, absolutely not. 00:12:30.784 --> 00:12:31.824 You'd be surprised to learn. 00:12:32.124 --> 00:12:36.524 I think Overwatch gets you like a fair bit of seats in Ontario. 00:12:38.304 --> 00:12:38.924 What about Dota? 00:12:38.944 --> 00:12:40.344 They both start with O, so. 00:12:41.164 --> 00:12:45.064 Dota, I don't really like Dota, so Alberta. 00:12:45.964 --> 00:12:47.344 Oh, wow. 00:12:51.004 --> 00:12:51.924 Well, that was easy. 00:12:51.944 --> 00:12:53.024 All right, moving on. 00:12:54.044 --> 00:12:55.844 We're just gonna go right past that one. 00:12:57.444 --> 00:13:03.144 Listen, if Alberta wants me to like them, they shouldn't have voted for the Conservatives in such fucking droves. 00:13:03.484 --> 00:13:04.864 Yeah, I mean, there was what? 00:13:04.964 --> 00:13:06.024 One rioting, that was- 00:13:06.044 --> 00:13:06.604 That was NDP. 00:13:06.804 --> 00:13:08.464 Yeah, that was it. 00:13:08.484 --> 00:13:14.404 So is it just video games or can it be like traditional games, like Magic the Gathering or even just like checkers? 00:13:14.424 --> 00:13:16.564 Or consider Track and Field. 00:13:17.064 --> 00:13:17.704 Track and Field. 00:13:17.924 --> 00:13:23.484 Okay, so we all had to do Track and Field in high school and now it's really time to like put it to the test. 00:13:23.644 --> 00:13:26.944 I guess all of us who like didn't have a sick note or whatever. 00:13:29.284 --> 00:13:29.864 We all did it. 00:13:30.384 --> 00:13:32.064 So it's really time to put it to the test. 00:13:32.344 --> 00:13:37.684 And this is great because it's gonna counter the fact that like politicians in general are like older and older. 00:13:37.704 --> 00:13:39.924 Like not anymore, not anymore. 00:13:39.944 --> 00:13:47.484 If you can't do that baton pass without like perfect precision, like do you even get to decide the future of a country? 00:13:47.604 --> 00:13:50.984 Exactly, like it makes perfect sense. 00:13:51.284 --> 00:13:54.364 And again, you get certain advantages based on how people vote. 00:13:54.724 --> 00:13:56.104 Okay, great. 00:13:56.344 --> 00:13:59.024 Like this is why it's still proportional representation. 00:13:59.764 --> 00:14:04.364 It's a system in which, you know, you get your how you do in the votes. 00:14:04.984 --> 00:14:16.144 It's sort of like in the US elections where even though you vote for, you vote for like the house person who then goes and cast their vote, just because you vote for someone, they just get an advantage at track and field. 00:14:16.164 --> 00:14:17.324 They don't necessarily win. 00:14:17.744 --> 00:14:21.204 Yeah, it's much like first pass the post where your vote might not count. 00:14:22.584 --> 00:14:24.504 It's first pass the finish line. 00:14:25.324 --> 00:14:26.544 There's literally a post. 00:14:26.564 --> 00:14:26.944 Yeah. 00:14:26.964 --> 00:14:28.304 Well, here's what we'll do. 00:14:28.324 --> 00:14:29.884 It's first pass the post 2.0. 00:14:32.084 --> 00:14:34.144 Yeah, it's first pass the post, it's the same system. 00:14:34.164 --> 00:14:36.464 We're just, you know, like it's reformed. 00:14:36.484 --> 00:14:38.224 We haven't completely changed the system. 00:14:38.244 --> 00:14:39.264 It's still first pass the post. 00:14:39.284 --> 00:14:40.504 See, we got the post right there. 00:14:41.584 --> 00:14:44.424 Now run, now run Chudmeet, run. 00:14:45.384 --> 00:14:49.104 It's first pass the post, but the post is in quotation marks. 00:14:49.464 --> 00:14:50.604 Is it really a post? 00:14:50.704 --> 00:14:51.584 It doesn't have to be. 00:14:51.584 --> 00:14:53.824 It's more of the idea of a post that matters. 00:14:54.524 --> 00:14:56.364 It's a theoretical post. 00:14:56.564 --> 00:14:57.704 Yeah, except it's real. 00:14:57.724 --> 00:14:59.044 It's a literal theoretical post. 00:14:59.344 --> 00:15:02.584 Yes, it's a literal theoretical post that is real, but also an idea. 00:15:03.444 --> 00:15:04.624 I think this is a good system. 00:15:04.764 --> 00:15:07.504 I would love to see these politicians play Magic the Gathering. 00:15:07.524 --> 00:15:10.904 Like I know we, you know, but that was just so good. 00:15:10.924 --> 00:15:14.304 Okay, I know we already did their mains, but what colors do they play? 00:15:14.324 --> 00:15:16.144 I don't know magic enough. 00:15:16.164 --> 00:15:18.084 All right, so Andrew Scheer, please black. 00:15:18.464 --> 00:15:19.324 Because it sucks. 00:15:19.324 --> 00:15:20.384 Because it's undead. 00:15:20.624 --> 00:15:21.004 Right. 00:15:21.084 --> 00:15:21.664 Anyways. 00:15:21.684 --> 00:15:22.424 Zombie. 00:15:24.504 --> 00:15:25.124 He's a zombie. 00:15:25.144 --> 00:15:26.284 Andrew Scheer is a zombie. 00:15:26.304 --> 00:15:27.284 You heard it here first. 00:15:27.764 --> 00:15:29.364 conspiracytheories.com. 00:15:30.944 --> 00:15:32.344 Forward slash fear. 00:15:35.664 --> 00:15:36.624 What is Trudeau? 00:15:36.944 --> 00:15:40.424 I mean, we could, it could just be the colors of their political parties. 00:15:40.704 --> 00:15:41.264 Oh, okay. 00:15:41.284 --> 00:15:41.584 Yeah. 00:15:41.604 --> 00:15:44.164 I love playing orange and magic. 00:15:44.184 --> 00:15:46.544 That's a normal thing in magic, right? 00:15:46.564 --> 00:15:46.784 Yeah. 00:15:46.804 --> 00:15:52.404 The five colors, orange, blue, red, green, and that's it. 00:15:52.424 --> 00:15:52.684 Yeah. 00:15:52.884 --> 00:15:53.244 Thanks. 00:15:53.264 --> 00:15:54.664 Is there anything else that needs? 00:15:54.724 --> 00:15:56.544 No, I think we solved it. 00:15:56.664 --> 00:15:57.424 I think we got it. 00:15:57.644 --> 00:16:00.284 First, they play smash, then they have to run real good. 00:16:00.344 --> 00:16:00.664 Yeah. 00:16:00.664 --> 00:16:02.204 It's the perfect system. 00:16:02.504 --> 00:16:04.304 And they have to play magic somewhere in there. 00:16:04.324 --> 00:16:04.884 Somewhere. 00:16:05.104 --> 00:16:05.684 Who knows? 00:16:06.904 --> 00:16:08.564 We'll figure it out in post. 00:16:09.964 --> 00:16:11.364 First, pass the post. 00:16:11.724 --> 00:16:12.484 There we go. 00:16:12.564 --> 00:16:13.284 We got there. 00:16:13.904 --> 00:16:15.524 Do you wanna give me a craving? 00:16:15.604 --> 00:16:17.144 I would love to. 00:16:17.464 --> 00:16:18.664 So, okay. 00:16:19.084 --> 00:16:20.864 Here's the thing. 00:16:21.244 --> 00:16:22.984 You gotta give me a craving, Brianna. 00:16:23.624 --> 00:16:25.164 It is a craving. 00:16:25.644 --> 00:16:26.644 Okay, all right. 00:16:27.284 --> 00:16:28.664 That makes me feel better. 00:16:28.684 --> 00:16:36.964 But also, just to be clear, whenever you have to qualify that something is what it is supposed to be, it always worries me. 00:16:38.544 --> 00:16:39.684 My craving, okay. 00:16:39.784 --> 00:16:46.124 My craving is for the definition of Bigfoot in the Marion Webster Dictionary, online dictionary. 00:16:46.764 --> 00:16:49.784 What is the, it's, okay. 00:16:49.804 --> 00:16:50.424 The thing- 00:16:50.444 --> 00:16:51.204 Can you read it? 00:16:51.404 --> 00:16:52.764 What is the current definition? 00:16:53.484 --> 00:17:00.084 The thing about the definition of the word Bigfoot in the Marion Webster Online Dictionary. 00:17:00.104 --> 00:17:00.864 Is it a fetish? 00:17:01.204 --> 00:17:02.124 It's not a fetish. 00:17:02.844 --> 00:17:13.844 But it is sort of like a couple of just wax in the face of like confusion and joy. 00:17:14.584 --> 00:17:19.344 Here's the, so Bigfoot, noun, often capitalized. 00:17:19.744 --> 00:17:20.784 We're all good there. 00:17:21.064 --> 00:17:22.004 Everything's normal. 00:17:22.464 --> 00:17:24.264 Has the pronunciation, Bigfoot. 00:17:24.624 --> 00:17:27.244 And then it tells you the plurals of Bigfoot. 00:17:27.264 --> 00:17:27.744 Uh-huh. 00:17:27.824 --> 00:17:30.124 Okay, wait, I thought there was only one. 00:17:30.144 --> 00:17:31.464 Yeah, that's what you think. 00:17:32.184 --> 00:17:34.964 But one is, of course, Bigfoot. 00:17:35.484 --> 00:17:36.264 Oh, darn. 00:17:36.284 --> 00:17:37.604 And the other is Bigfeet. 00:17:37.604 --> 00:17:38.244 Fuck yeah. 00:17:39.544 --> 00:17:44.344 Marion Webster tells you that you can either pluralize it as Bigfeet or Bigfoot. 00:17:44.584 --> 00:17:46.144 Bigfeet, obviously. 00:17:46.164 --> 00:17:47.364 And that's great. 00:17:47.904 --> 00:17:48.704 That's like a little- 00:17:51.784 --> 00:17:52.884 Bigfoot or geese. 00:17:54.144 --> 00:17:57.184 And so that's a fun little like punch in the gut of joy. 00:17:57.244 --> 00:17:57.544 Right? 00:17:57.564 --> 00:17:58.484 Uh-huh, yeah. 00:17:58.904 --> 00:18:00.104 But then it gets better. 00:18:01.064 --> 00:18:03.524 Because there are two definitions of Bigfoot. 00:18:04.064 --> 00:18:07.684 One is, from the size of the footprint subscribed to it, a Sasquatch. 00:18:08.084 --> 00:18:08.464 That's- 00:18:08.984 --> 00:18:09.544 We know that. 00:18:10.204 --> 00:18:11.384 The other is Big Shot. 00:18:12.444 --> 00:18:12.884 What? 00:18:13.044 --> 00:18:14.084 No, no, no. 00:18:14.544 --> 00:18:15.584 No, that's good. 00:18:16.864 --> 00:18:21.524 We love that Bigfoot is apparently like means Big Shot. 00:18:21.544 --> 00:18:24.044 One of those Bigfoot business people, you know? 00:18:24.164 --> 00:18:32.224 And here's the thing, because Marion Webster also lists a set of synonyms and antonyms for Bigfoot. 00:18:32.244 --> 00:18:32.644 Great. 00:18:32.844 --> 00:18:38.664 And I would like to read those to you because it is the experience of getting slapped in the face repeatedly. 00:18:38.784 --> 00:18:39.564 Okay, cool. 00:18:40.144 --> 00:18:41.104 Here's some synonyms. 00:18:41.724 --> 00:19:09.944 Big, Big Boy, Big Cheese, Big Gun, Big Gun, Big Leaguer, Big Shot, Big Wheel, Big Timer, Biggie, Big Wig, Fat Cat, Heavy, Heavy Hitter, Heavy Weight, High Muck-a-Muck or High Muckety-Muck, Poncho, Kahuna, King Fish, King Pin, Major Leaguer, Muckety-Muck, also Muck-a-Muck, Nabob. 00:19:09.964 --> 00:19:13.084 Wait, sorry, there's mucka muck and also big mucka muck. 00:19:13.104 --> 00:19:14.604 Listen, I gotta keep going. 00:19:21.204 --> 00:19:23.984 Poobah, also Poobah with no H. 00:19:24.424 --> 00:19:27.984 And Wheel is also a synonym for Bigfoot, it's Wheel. 00:19:28.004 --> 00:19:28.704 Sorry, Wheel. 00:19:28.724 --> 00:19:29.204 Wheel. 00:19:29.224 --> 00:19:30.084 The round thing. 00:19:30.104 --> 00:19:31.244 Yes, the round thing. 00:19:31.504 --> 00:19:32.084 Okay. 00:19:32.104 --> 00:19:34.024 So those are some synonyms for Bigfoot. 00:19:34.044 --> 00:19:34.944 Here's some antonyms. 00:19:35.204 --> 00:19:42.264 Lightweight, nobody, non-entity, nothing, Shrimp, Twerp, Whippersnapper, Zero and Zilch. 00:19:42.724 --> 00:19:43.104 So- 00:19:43.184 --> 00:19:43.944 Good to know that- 00:19:44.424 --> 00:19:45.904 It's Bigfoot or nothing. 00:19:45.924 --> 00:19:49.784 Bigfoot isn't a nobody, and that's what we, that's like what matters. 00:19:49.804 --> 00:19:50.864 Bigfoot matters. 00:19:51.064 --> 00:19:54.084 Yeah, so I know that that's a whole lot to process. 00:19:54.464 --> 00:19:55.084 Yeah. 00:19:55.744 --> 00:19:56.944 Can I see the list? 00:19:57.144 --> 00:19:59.324 I will show you the list right now. 00:19:59.384 --> 00:19:59.924 Cool. 00:20:00.004 --> 00:20:10.944 I just, okay, so there is a few, and I really, I just wanna, Hi Mucka Muck and then Muckety Muck are my two favorite because they are so far away from each other. 00:20:11.744 --> 00:20:17.484 I'm just gonna click Hi Mucka Muck, and I just need to, I just need to read this. 00:20:17.904 --> 00:20:22.844 Definition of Hi Mucka Muck, Muckety Muck, and then I just clicked Muckety Muck. 00:20:23.204 --> 00:20:25.504 An important and often arrogant person. 00:20:25.504 --> 00:20:27.204 Well, that is a little mean. 00:20:27.724 --> 00:20:32.424 Bigfoot could be a little full of himself, but I don't know that it's fair to call him arrogant. 00:20:32.444 --> 00:20:43.664 I mean, okay, so going beyond the fact that we have some big feet out there, like there are plural apparently, what if you are the most arrogant Bigfoot, then what? 00:20:43.684 --> 00:20:45.544 Are you the muckety-est Bigfoot? 00:20:45.564 --> 00:20:47.084 You're the high muckety muck. 00:20:47.584 --> 00:20:48.304 Okay. 00:20:48.344 --> 00:20:52.384 There's the muckety mucks and there's the high muckety muck who's the most arrogant of them all. 00:20:52.404 --> 00:20:54.464 What if you're not that arrogant? 00:20:54.484 --> 00:20:57.124 What if you're a Bigfoot and you aren't that arrogant? 00:20:57.204 --> 00:20:58.644 Are you really a muckety muck? 00:20:59.044 --> 00:21:00.244 It's impossible to know. 00:21:01.384 --> 00:21:07.264 Maybe you are instead of being a muckety muck in that case, you're a pooba or a big wheel. 00:21:07.464 --> 00:21:08.764 Can we go to pooba? 00:21:08.784 --> 00:21:10.604 Sure, let me give a look at pooba. 00:21:10.804 --> 00:21:13.784 A person holding many public or private offices. 00:21:16.284 --> 00:21:19.624 Or a person in high position or of great influx. 00:21:19.684 --> 00:21:20.804 It's the first one. 00:21:20.824 --> 00:21:24.544 Welcome Senator Bigfoot. 00:21:26.424 --> 00:21:27.244 Our big muck. 00:21:30.844 --> 00:21:31.524