WEBVTT 00:00:28.062 --> 00:00:29.782 Wake up, wake up. 00:00:31.922 --> 00:00:32.242 What? 00:00:32.262 --> 00:00:33.342 It's been two weeks again. 00:00:33.822 --> 00:00:34.362 Again? 00:00:34.382 --> 00:00:35.382 Merry Christmas. 00:00:39.022 --> 00:00:39.362 What? 00:00:39.662 --> 00:00:40.022 What? 00:00:40.042 --> 00:00:41.742 What do you mean, Merry Christmas? 00:00:41.782 --> 00:00:44.222 Well, it's after Halloween, so it's Christmas now. 00:00:44.622 --> 00:00:44.862 Oh. 00:00:45.162 --> 00:00:46.662 That's how it works, I'm pretty sure. 00:00:47.142 --> 00:00:49.542 Oh, happy Christmas. 00:00:49.562 --> 00:00:50.442 Happy Christmas. 00:00:50.662 --> 00:00:51.802 Merry New Year. 00:00:51.822 --> 00:00:52.662 Merry Nasmus. 00:00:53.522 --> 00:00:55.182 Nerman, Nerman. 00:00:56.682 --> 00:00:57.782 Happy Nerman's Day. 00:00:57.802 --> 00:00:59.122 Happy Nerman's Day. 00:00:59.142 --> 00:01:01.642 Wow, I can't believe it's already Christmas. 00:01:01.662 --> 00:01:06.962 You'd think that there was like a month in between Halloween time and Christmas time. 00:01:06.982 --> 00:01:14.842 So the wildest thing happened is actually all governments of the world agreed that November was serving no purpose, so therefore we just axed it. 00:01:15.342 --> 00:01:17.462 Honestly, this is great news. 00:01:17.542 --> 00:01:20.442 As I've said before, November is my least favorite month. 00:01:20.742 --> 00:01:23.182 And I'm quite frankly glad that it's gone. 00:01:23.402 --> 00:01:25.722 Well, we have like 11 months of the year now. 00:01:25.742 --> 00:01:27.542 What are you gonna do with your like void month? 00:01:27.562 --> 00:01:28.502 That's left over. 00:01:29.082 --> 00:01:34.542 I think in the void month, I might just phase out of existence for a bit. 00:01:34.922 --> 00:01:35.482 Okay. 00:01:35.762 --> 00:01:41.002 You know, I love existing in the world, but also I hate existing in the world. 00:01:41.082 --> 00:01:45.442 So like, what if just for a month of the year, I just wasn't here? 00:01:46.242 --> 00:01:47.142 Where would you be? 00:01:47.162 --> 00:01:48.842 I would be in the void. 00:01:49.062 --> 00:01:49.962 Okay. 00:01:49.982 --> 00:01:50.842 That's what the void month- 00:01:50.862 --> 00:01:52.062 You have like a void share? 00:01:52.082 --> 00:01:54.242 Yeah, yeah, basically- 00:01:54.262 --> 00:01:56.322 You like rent it with other people once a year? 00:01:56.342 --> 00:02:00.542 Yeah, and it's just sort of like you kind of become dispersed into the void. 00:02:00.562 --> 00:02:02.282 What's the view in the void share? 00:02:02.662 --> 00:02:06.902 Everyone else in the void share, as well as you, yourself, you can see into yourself. 00:02:07.522 --> 00:02:09.282 Because you are fully dispersed into the void. 00:02:09.922 --> 00:02:18.982 It is the void itself, which if you stare into the void, the void will stare back, which is why you are a part of the void, and also everyone else is a part of the void, and you're all connected together. 00:02:19.002 --> 00:02:20.862 This is why I couldn't get into the void share? 00:02:20.882 --> 00:02:24.442 Like, besides the like exorbitant rent, it's just like, I can't make eye contact. 00:02:24.462 --> 00:02:27.242 So when I look into the void and the void looks back, I just look away. 00:02:27.262 --> 00:02:34.942 Yeah, and that's not what you want to do with the void, because if you do that, then the void wins, and the void takes you for its own. 00:02:34.962 --> 00:02:36.242 And you'll never hear the end of it. 00:02:36.262 --> 00:02:37.542 The void will taunt you forever. 00:02:37.562 --> 00:02:39.062 The void will taunt you forever. 00:02:39.062 --> 00:02:42.722 Like, remember that one time, like three years ago, you looked away and I won? 00:02:42.742 --> 00:02:45.722 Yeah, and you can never get away from it, because it's the void. 00:02:46.422 --> 00:02:48.022 And it's always staring back at you. 00:02:48.122 --> 00:02:49.262 Welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:02:49.282 --> 00:02:51.702 This is a comedy podcast where we solve cravings. 00:02:51.722 --> 00:02:52.402 My name is Clair. 00:02:52.502 --> 00:02:53.662 And my name is Brianna. 00:02:54.022 --> 00:02:56.822 It is the month formerly known as November. 00:02:57.262 --> 00:02:59.522 We're surviving it, loving it. 00:03:00.222 --> 00:03:02.062 Not sure that that second one is true. 00:03:02.122 --> 00:03:03.922 Frying it up, serving it hot. 00:03:04.362 --> 00:03:05.222 Serving it hot. 00:03:05.302 --> 00:03:08.222 How are you feeling in this November month? 00:03:08.242 --> 00:03:10.222 Sorry, formerly November. 00:03:10.262 --> 00:03:12.262 Formerly November, form number. 00:03:13.102 --> 00:03:16.422 Yeah, yeah, form number. 00:03:16.562 --> 00:03:19.482 I'm doing great, I'm living, I'm alive. 00:03:19.922 --> 00:03:21.522 You're alive, you love to hear it. 00:03:22.142 --> 00:03:23.162 You love to hear it. 00:03:23.202 --> 00:03:25.162 I can hear things still, so that's good. 00:03:25.362 --> 00:03:32.702 That's a pro, I think, generally, though, you know, sometimes you just don't hear things, and that's the way that people are. 00:03:33.322 --> 00:03:37.322 I mean, we have like no Shave November, no Eating November. 00:03:37.322 --> 00:03:38.322 No Nut November. 00:03:38.342 --> 00:03:45.502 No Nut November, no Climbing Up Ladders November, but now we really need No No November, where we... 00:03:45.502 --> 00:03:47.262 No, no, November. 00:03:47.962 --> 00:03:49.602 Or as I like to say, Yes-Vember. 00:03:49.862 --> 00:03:50.242 Yes-Vember. 00:03:50.402 --> 00:03:52.042 Too much negativity in this month. 00:03:52.242 --> 00:03:53.802 Positivity November. 00:03:53.822 --> 00:03:54.402 Yes-Vember. 00:03:54.422 --> 00:04:00.242 Let's frame it positively, optimistically, with positive energy. 00:04:00.242 --> 00:04:03.422 But you can also see it as like a No November, where you take a No-No. 00:04:04.522 --> 00:04:06.082 You sure could see it that way. 00:04:06.102 --> 00:04:06.962 Could see it that way. 00:04:06.982 --> 00:04:09.262 It's really a month up to interpretation. 00:04:09.282 --> 00:04:11.642 It's an interpretive November. 00:04:11.662 --> 00:04:15.662 Do you want to give me a craving? 00:04:15.662 --> 00:04:16.602 I would love to. 00:04:16.602 --> 00:04:19.262 I'd love to interpret in this November your craving. 00:04:19.362 --> 00:04:19.722 Sure. 00:04:19.742 --> 00:04:27.082 Well, let me tell you about my first craving, which is a functional public transit system. 00:04:27.362 --> 00:04:29.182 Like one that lets its employees pee? 00:04:29.402 --> 00:04:30.982 Yes, this is exactly it. 00:04:31.102 --> 00:04:59.502 Currently, there is the beginnings of a strike happening here in Vancouver, where transit operators, like bus drivers and such, are not wearing the uniform, aren't working overtime, aren't working overtime, are taking bathroom breaks, are taking bathroom breaks, are doing stuff like that because the group that runs the transit system, Coast Mountain, has refused to allow them things like bathroom breaks and fair benefit. 00:05:00.342 --> 00:05:03.262 And that fucking sucks. 00:05:03.902 --> 00:05:05.182 And here's the thing. 00:05:05.602 --> 00:05:16.882 Vancouver apparently, from what I've heard, has one of the better transit systems out there, and it is still a transit system in which it doesn't let its drivers pee, which is pretty bad. 00:05:17.522 --> 00:05:21.062 And when you think about it, there's a lot of things about the transit system that are bad. 00:05:21.082 --> 00:05:27.502 I used to live out in the suburbia lands, and trust me, transit out there is pretty bad. 00:05:27.582 --> 00:05:31.682 I remember when I grew up in Mission and we had one bus. 00:05:31.702 --> 00:05:32.122 Yes. 00:05:32.302 --> 00:05:41.522 And since then, apparently, Mission has gotten more buses, but I do remember that one bus, it was like, if you missed it, that was it for like two hours or something. 00:05:41.542 --> 00:05:42.822 Yeah, right? 00:05:42.962 --> 00:05:47.022 It's a real shame, which is why we're going to fix it. 00:05:47.182 --> 00:05:47.882 Oh, great. 00:05:47.942 --> 00:05:57.002 We're going to design the solution, the perfect public transit system that actually respects its workers and is perfect for everyone. 00:05:57.342 --> 00:05:58.182 So, Clair. 00:05:58.222 --> 00:05:59.902 This is an easy feat. 00:05:59.902 --> 00:06:01.442 This is really easy. 00:06:01.522 --> 00:06:03.062 Remember, it has to be accessible. 00:06:03.082 --> 00:06:08.042 Remember, it has to consider all of the routes and the changing and growing city. 00:06:08.542 --> 00:06:12.582 It has to be constantly on the move, thinking about like what's coming next. 00:06:12.982 --> 00:06:16.182 I think I do know the answer to our problem. 00:06:16.222 --> 00:06:16.882 Okay, cool. 00:06:16.902 --> 00:06:17.762 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:06:17.782 --> 00:06:20.522 Just like fix the whole thing for me. 00:06:20.522 --> 00:06:22.882 So, you know the acronym CCT? 00:06:23.542 --> 00:06:25.422 Yes, closed circuit television. 00:06:25.442 --> 00:06:27.342 No, no, no, no, that's not the right acronym. 00:06:27.362 --> 00:06:29.502 What I mean is clown car technology. 00:06:33.162 --> 00:06:41.142 So, the perfect thing about clown car technology is that you can fit so many people in such a small space. 00:06:42.742 --> 00:06:45.162 Uh-huh, I like this. 00:06:45.342 --> 00:06:46.642 I like this so far. 00:06:46.722 --> 00:06:48.122 You don't need a bus anymore. 00:06:48.742 --> 00:06:53.442 You can have a bus, but it looks like a car because there's so many people that get into it. 00:06:53.482 --> 00:06:55.782 It's sort of a TARDIS style thing. 00:06:55.802 --> 00:06:58.262 I, no, no, no, I cannot stress this enough. 00:06:58.362 --> 00:07:00.022 TARDISes are not real. 00:07:00.602 --> 00:07:02.062 Clown cars are real. 00:07:03.542 --> 00:07:05.042 Clowns are real, Brianna. 00:07:05.822 --> 00:07:07.662 I cannot stress this enough. 00:07:07.682 --> 00:07:09.302 Wait, wait, wait, wait, back up. 00:07:09.322 --> 00:07:10.402 Clowns are what? 00:07:10.442 --> 00:07:14.122 I know that the movie It created clowns, but it didn't. 00:07:14.182 --> 00:07:18.042 I know that this is a very popular belief that the first clown ever made was in the movie It. 00:07:18.062 --> 00:07:20.062 No, but they aren't real. 00:07:20.082 --> 00:07:21.782 They are real, unfortunately. 00:07:22.102 --> 00:07:23.162 And they do all live in the sewers. 00:07:23.182 --> 00:07:24.102 Then we should stop them. 00:07:24.122 --> 00:07:26.422 I mean, yeah, just stealing children away. 00:07:26.762 --> 00:07:27.882 Oh, that's a myth. 00:07:27.902 --> 00:07:28.682 They're vegetarians. 00:07:30.322 --> 00:07:33.542 Oh, well then, yeah, we should let them drive cars. 00:07:34.582 --> 00:07:38.302 We should let them drive cars and do that in terms of public transit system. 00:07:38.482 --> 00:07:47.962 So I think the perfect thing about the clown car technology is that it is fully accessible, because as you sort of, there is no maximum width of anything that can go in there. 00:07:47.982 --> 00:07:48.882 Are you carrying a piano? 00:07:48.902 --> 00:07:49.402 That's fine. 00:07:49.422 --> 00:07:52.682 It'll fit into the side of a clown car. 00:07:52.922 --> 00:07:55.162 You can fit anything into a clown car, if you believe. 00:07:55.162 --> 00:07:57.862 And that's the power of clown car technology, or CCT. 00:07:58.402 --> 00:08:01.382 Yeah, I think that makes perfect sense. 00:08:01.542 --> 00:08:02.562 And I love this. 00:08:02.582 --> 00:08:04.522 It's a really good technological innovation. 00:08:04.882 --> 00:08:07.142 I have another technological innovation to add to that. 00:08:07.902 --> 00:08:15.662 Because I think, so you have all these clown cars, and they look, again, and I assume they look like, do they look like cars or like clown cars? 00:08:15.722 --> 00:08:18.022 Well, small cars, clown cars. 00:08:18.222 --> 00:08:22.002 There is a nose on the front, like the reindeer bus, but it is a car. 00:08:22.242 --> 00:08:29.762 And is it connected to the power lines the same way as like a lot of buses in Maccouver are connected to like those lines off the road? 00:08:29.762 --> 00:08:30.782 Only on the inside. 00:08:31.102 --> 00:08:33.422 Right, only on the inside. 00:08:33.442 --> 00:08:33.702 Yes. 00:08:34.442 --> 00:08:35.342 Can you explain? 00:08:35.442 --> 00:08:37.022 Like, you know, inside the car? 00:08:37.622 --> 00:08:39.122 Yeah, it's connected in there. 00:08:40.262 --> 00:08:41.582 Are there cables or? 00:08:41.602 --> 00:08:42.902 Yeah, in the inside of the car. 00:08:45.342 --> 00:09:01.502 Great, then those cables can carry the signal of the second part of this, which is we're replacing all of the, like, people who run TransLink, Gulf Coast Mountain Bus Company, we're replacing it with an AI. 00:09:02.082 --> 00:09:04.682 Our transit system is run by an AI now. 00:09:05.262 --> 00:09:06.482 A super advanced AI. 00:09:06.502 --> 00:09:07.982 I was gonna avoid AI. 00:09:08.162 --> 00:09:10.642 No, I think we're going, no, we're going full AI. 00:09:11.302 --> 00:09:22.502 We are, you know, like we're gonna fairly compensate people, of course, and the AI is gonna fairly compensate people, because an AI made by a corporation has never gone wrong, even once ever. 00:09:23.162 --> 00:09:23.622 So. 00:09:23.742 --> 00:09:27.542 Yeah, this isn't one of the problems that TransLink is facing now. 00:09:27.962 --> 00:09:28.382 Yeah. 00:09:28.582 --> 00:09:32.362 Is there technology telling them to be on time or anything? 00:09:32.602 --> 00:09:33.682 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 00:09:33.702 --> 00:09:42.302 No, the AI is fully, is a benevolent understanding AI that fully understands human needs. 00:09:42.382 --> 00:09:45.182 I mean, as we all know, you can't spell train without AI. 00:09:45.422 --> 00:09:45.962 It's true. 00:09:45.982 --> 00:09:51.382 You can't spell train without AI, and it creates bus routes by seeing the future because AIs can do that. 00:09:52.502 --> 00:09:57.702 And so it sees what the future is gonna look like for the day and then plans out the bus routes. 00:09:58.902 --> 00:09:59.422 Perfect. 00:09:59.442 --> 00:10:00.322 In what aspect? 00:10:00.342 --> 00:10:02.722 Like it sees when people are gonna need a ride? 00:10:02.742 --> 00:10:03.802 Yes, exactly. 00:10:04.382 --> 00:10:05.102 It knows that. 00:10:05.202 --> 00:10:06.762 So it just like knows where you are. 00:10:06.882 --> 00:10:10.822 Yeah, it's like, you know, like in something like person of interest for this machine. 00:10:11.362 --> 00:10:12.922 Are we just talking about Google? 00:10:13.042 --> 00:10:16.482 I mean, Google might be the best choice to reduce this AI. 00:10:17.402 --> 00:10:19.322 They have all the data on all of us. 00:10:19.342 --> 00:10:20.022 They do. 00:10:20.522 --> 00:10:23.562 So maybe Google should produce this AI. 00:10:24.262 --> 00:10:27.062 Ah, I mean, they do have self-driving cars. 00:10:27.382 --> 00:10:28.462 I mean, true. 00:10:28.482 --> 00:10:30.022 I mean, we could make it so- 00:10:30.722 --> 00:10:32.642 Why not self-driving clown cars? 00:10:32.862 --> 00:10:34.182 Self-driving clown cars. 00:10:34.822 --> 00:10:41.742 And, but we do still need to, you know, the bus operators, we just do still need to offer them fair, you know, compensation. 00:10:41.762 --> 00:10:47.302 I mean, if we're getting rid of TransLink, why don't we just get rid of the bus operators with AI? 00:10:47.642 --> 00:10:49.582 As you've said, AI has never gone wrong. 00:10:49.862 --> 00:10:50.502 That's a good point. 00:10:50.522 --> 00:10:52.122 If we just replace the jobs. 00:10:52.422 --> 00:10:54.982 If we replace the jobs, then- 00:10:55.002 --> 00:10:56.662 Then they have more time to strike. 00:10:57.002 --> 00:10:57.702 Then they have more- 00:11:00.782 --> 00:11:02.062 This is a great idea. 00:11:02.122 --> 00:11:06.302 We should just replace, what if we replace the passengers with AI? 00:11:08.322 --> 00:11:08.822 You're right. 00:11:08.842 --> 00:11:11.682 This is a pure AI only transit system. 00:11:12.302 --> 00:11:13.662 That's what I'm thinking, right? 00:11:13.682 --> 00:11:16.042 How do the AI get from place to place, really? 00:11:16.062 --> 00:11:19.282 This hasn't been a thing that has been thought about yet. 00:11:19.402 --> 00:11:22.102 People don't think about the fact that AI need to get places. 00:11:22.602 --> 00:11:25.682 If I'm an AI, why would I trust a human bus driver? 00:11:25.882 --> 00:11:26.542 Exactly. 00:11:26.722 --> 00:11:30.482 And if I'm an AI bus driver, why would I trust a human passenger? 00:11:33.282 --> 00:11:33.742 You know? 00:11:33.762 --> 00:11:34.922 I mean, fair enough. 00:11:34.942 --> 00:11:36.482 They have like lungs and shit. 00:11:36.582 --> 00:11:37.862 Yeah, you can't trust that. 00:11:37.882 --> 00:11:39.522 They'll breathe on you or something. 00:11:39.542 --> 00:11:40.322 It's just fucking organics. 00:11:40.682 --> 00:11:44.942 Oh. 00:11:45.022 --> 00:11:47.462 So it's AI clown cars. 00:11:49.022 --> 00:11:49.602 Made by... 00:11:49.622 --> 00:11:50.922 And everyone else will walk. 00:11:53.542 --> 00:11:55.862 And Brianna, I know, your favorite thing is walking. 00:11:55.882 --> 00:11:57.462 Oh, my favorite thing in the world is walking. 00:11:57.782 --> 00:11:59.542 I think this is a great solution, really. 00:11:59.782 --> 00:12:05.762 As we all know, walking, the thing that, I mean, what was transit made for if not for walking? 00:12:05.962 --> 00:12:27.142 Yeah, I think that the pretty obvious solution to giving bus drivers what they deserve in terms of just like basic humanity and basic benefits and stuff is just to completely abolish all notion of human transit and just make it all for AI, and everyone else has to walk now. 00:12:27.702 --> 00:12:30.842 Well, you know what the puss in boots is always known for saying? 00:12:31.302 --> 00:12:33.022 This bus was made for walking. 00:12:34.782 --> 00:12:36.122 Also, the bus have feet. 00:12:37.662 --> 00:12:38.982 So they're just like caterpillars? 00:12:39.002 --> 00:12:40.742 The clown cars have feet, yes. 00:12:42.342 --> 00:12:45.222 And they, funnily enough, look like human feet. 00:12:45.222 --> 00:12:46.222 It's like a tank. 00:12:46.322 --> 00:12:51.062 You know the wheels on a tank that's just sort of like go wide, but they're just like feet. 00:12:51.562 --> 00:12:52.922 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:12:52.922 --> 00:12:56.702 It's like how, and they go so fast, so they look like the tank threads like Sonic does. 00:12:59.702 --> 00:13:04.942 The clown car, the CCT is in blue, Sonic blue. 00:13:05.222 --> 00:13:05.922 Sonic blue. 00:13:05.942 --> 00:13:06.822 So it can go fast. 00:13:06.902 --> 00:13:08.522 It's gotta go fast. 00:13:08.542 --> 00:13:09.162 That's their slogan. 00:13:09.182 --> 00:13:10.522 Also, there are no cars left. 00:13:10.542 --> 00:13:11.502 It's just these. 00:13:12.682 --> 00:13:14.182 That's why everyone has to walk. 00:13:14.202 --> 00:13:16.662 That's why everyone has to walk, is there's no cars. 00:13:16.682 --> 00:13:18.142 It's all for AI. 00:13:18.162 --> 00:13:19.142 Yeah, it's all public. 00:13:19.162 --> 00:13:25.962 Roadways are just going to be electrocuted now, so if you're not an AI, you will immediately get zapped if you try to step on there. 00:13:25.982 --> 00:13:34.782 That's interesting, because the thing that I was thinking is, you could try and get on a bus for AI, but they're all going to snap their head towards you and stare at you. 00:13:34.802 --> 00:13:36.582 I don't think that would stop a lot of people. 00:13:36.742 --> 00:13:40.722 And then they start to threaten you, and it slowly goes up in intensity. 00:13:41.042 --> 00:13:43.322 Yeah, this is the AI future that we want. 00:13:43.562 --> 00:13:44.462 This is fun. 00:13:44.982 --> 00:13:45.342 This is fun. 00:13:45.362 --> 00:13:45.802 I'm having fun. 00:13:49.502 --> 00:13:50.802 What a good idea. 00:13:53.042 --> 00:13:56.642 Does that feel like it makes a functional public transit system? 00:13:56.782 --> 00:13:59.002 I mean, it seems more functional than what we have now. 00:14:01.842 --> 00:14:05.382 For real though, support the strike that is going on, if you can. 00:14:05.462 --> 00:14:06.002 Yeah. 00:14:06.462 --> 00:14:07.122 It's just real. 00:14:07.142 --> 00:14:07.442 Do it. 00:14:07.962 --> 00:14:10.482 Support TransLink workers, not TransLink. 00:14:10.782 --> 00:14:11.762 True, true, true. 00:14:12.882 --> 00:14:13.662 Do you have a craving? 00:14:13.922 --> 00:14:14.402 Yeah. 00:14:15.602 --> 00:14:17.122 No, I actually left mine at home. 00:14:17.142 --> 00:14:17.562 Sorry. 00:14:17.582 --> 00:14:18.622 Oh, damn it. 00:14:18.642 --> 00:14:20.822 Well, I guess we got to stop the podcast. 00:14:21.742 --> 00:14:22.542 That's the end. 00:14:24.142 --> 00:14:24.762 Bye, everyone. 00:14:24.782 --> 00:14:25.922 Thank you for listening to Salt Cravings. 00:14:25.942 --> 00:14:26.802 This has been Salt Cravings. 00:14:26.822 --> 00:14:28.082 My name is Clair. 00:14:28.102 --> 00:14:28.982 My name is Brianna. 00:14:29.002 --> 00:14:29.922 We don't say our names. 00:14:29.942 --> 00:14:30.802 What's the outro? 00:14:30.962 --> 00:14:36.262 The outro, we usually say where, you know, they can find us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. 00:14:36.282 --> 00:14:39.242 You can find us on the internet or under your bookcases. 00:14:40.002 --> 00:14:41.002 Under your bookcases. 00:14:41.022 --> 00:14:41.642 We'll be there. 00:14:41.662 --> 00:14:42.282 We'll be there. 00:14:42.482 --> 00:14:43.302 We'll also... 00:14:43.322 --> 00:14:44.442 In every one of your books. 00:14:44.462 --> 00:14:44.842 Yeah. 00:14:44.862 --> 00:14:47.262 If you open the nearest book to you, it's now signed. 00:14:48.802 --> 00:14:49.522 It's invincible. 00:14:49.582 --> 00:14:50.442 Invisible, Inc. 00:14:50.582 --> 00:14:51.842 And invincible, Inc. 00:14:51.862 --> 00:14:53.522 It's invisible and invincible. 00:14:53.542 --> 00:14:54.802 Don't think you can erase it. 00:14:54.802 --> 00:14:55.422 You can't. 00:14:55.902 --> 00:14:56.702 You can't. 00:14:57.642 --> 00:14:57.902 Yeah. 00:14:57.922 --> 00:14:59.982 We'll see it, but you can't erase it. 00:15:00.222 --> 00:15:10.322 I have this intense craving recently, where I really want to know everyone's allergies when I'm going to an event, so that I can make food that everybody can eat. 00:15:11.302 --> 00:15:18.722 And I have been thinking about what if there was an app where you had an event and everyone who was going... 00:15:18.822 --> 00:15:23.222 It's basically like, what if Facebook, but it's not Facebook, and it's like, oh, these people with these allergies. 00:15:23.382 --> 00:15:29.962 And then in the same app, it's like, oh, here's a list of recommended foods, or you can search for other foods based on who's going. 00:15:30.562 --> 00:15:33.502 Anyways, I really want to make this app because I want it to be real. 00:15:33.782 --> 00:15:45.802 But mostly it stems from wanting to know everybody's allergies and not having a bad enough memory where I forget them, and I have to be like, hey, you were allergic to nuts, right? 00:15:46.122 --> 00:15:47.002 Or was it yogurt? 00:15:47.482 --> 00:15:48.102 Or was it air? 00:15:48.662 --> 00:15:49.802 Or was it nut yogurt? 00:15:49.882 --> 00:15:51.082 Or was it nut yogurt air? 00:15:51.102 --> 00:15:56.262 You know when you nut yogurt into the air? 00:15:58.342 --> 00:16:02.202 And it pushed you backwards? 00:16:02.702 --> 00:16:09.242 This is a really good idea, because you can definitely try with Facebook events and events in general. 00:16:09.282 --> 00:16:13.402 Yeah, usually you always have to make a post like, hey, what is everybody's allergies? 00:16:13.422 --> 00:16:22.482 And then of course nobody answers it, which is a problem, and which I do consider conceivable as possibly being a problem with this app. 00:16:22.782 --> 00:16:29.922 So here's the thing about this app is it sounds great, but everyone has to have it in order for you to know. 00:16:29.942 --> 00:16:30.742 Well, this is the thing. 00:16:31.022 --> 00:16:42.182 I was thinking you connect your contacts to it, and then you just enter their allergies into their contacts, and then if they don't have it, you just assign that they're going for something. 00:16:42.182 --> 00:16:44.142 So it works whether they have it or not. 00:16:44.262 --> 00:16:47.062 If they have it, it's easier, but if they don't, then it's a little harder. 00:16:47.202 --> 00:16:48.822 This is a cool organization app. 00:16:51.282 --> 00:16:54.982 Yeah, event apps exist, but I don't think that they take full consideration on all these things. 00:16:55.002 --> 00:16:58.662 Also, accessibility needs in general, being able to enter those in. 00:16:59.022 --> 00:17:09.222 I mean, in general, that would be a good addition, but definitely the start of this idea was, I want a recipe app that I can just enter everybody's allergies in. 00:17:10.042 --> 00:17:11.402 Yeah, it's the same app. 00:17:11.402 --> 00:17:18.142 I want part of it to be the event organization thing, but really the main purpose is it gives you recipes that you can make. 00:17:18.162 --> 00:17:20.142 Yes, yes, okay. 00:17:20.642 --> 00:17:22.502 Where does it get the recipes from? 00:17:22.522 --> 00:17:23.322 Databases. 00:17:23.342 --> 00:17:25.342 There's all recipes and other things. 00:17:25.842 --> 00:17:27.662 Or you can start your own, heck. 00:17:28.162 --> 00:17:33.542 But I mean, as an actual computer scientist, if I was making this, I would just query other databases for now. 00:17:33.642 --> 00:17:35.142 Yeah, that makes sense to me. 00:17:36.062 --> 00:17:37.502 What do we solve? 00:17:37.522 --> 00:17:42.222 Well, I need to figure out how I'm going to make this app and what are the problems. 00:17:42.242 --> 00:17:44.182 How do I know everybody's allergies? 00:17:44.202 --> 00:17:47.562 How do I make sure that we're getting there? 00:17:47.582 --> 00:17:49.842 How do I make sure I'm making these foods correctly? 00:17:49.882 --> 00:17:55.942 Well, I think to really be sure, because there's always the chance someone doesn't know what they're allergic to. 00:17:56.942 --> 00:18:03.342 I think, and this also needs to account for, you know, vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, all that sort of stuff. 00:18:03.362 --> 00:18:05.502 Yeah, those are allergies and whatnot. 00:18:05.702 --> 00:18:08.422 I guess those are not allergies. 00:18:08.442 --> 00:18:10.382 I meant dietary needs in general. 00:18:10.402 --> 00:18:16.382 But for allergies specifically, you need to have a way for the app to perform allergy tests on people. 00:18:18.702 --> 00:18:23.122 Didn't we have something that sort of stuck needles out of it when you opened it on your phone? 00:18:23.142 --> 00:18:26.342 You could do like in-phone allergy testing. 00:18:26.382 --> 00:18:27.062 Is this real? 00:18:27.342 --> 00:18:31.022 I think we made it a few episodes ago, or ten. 00:18:31.222 --> 00:18:32.662 We probably did make something. 00:18:32.662 --> 00:18:33.822 Oh, no, you know what we made? 00:18:33.842 --> 00:18:36.102 We made the game controller that sticks you with needles. 00:18:36.102 --> 00:18:37.502 Right, that was what we did. 00:18:37.522 --> 00:18:38.982 Oh, we're so fucking smart. 00:18:39.002 --> 00:18:40.682 So let's use that, right? 00:18:40.702 --> 00:18:42.142 Now it can attach to your phone. 00:18:42.162 --> 00:18:52.362 We could use that, but also the way that I, when I got an allergy testing done in the past, the way that they did it for me was they had little droplets of stuff that one could be allergic to. 00:18:53.502 --> 00:18:55.362 Like the essence of the thing, I guess. 00:18:55.522 --> 00:18:56.722 I don't know, it was very confusing. 00:18:57.122 --> 00:18:58.182 Essence of vomit. 00:19:00.102 --> 00:19:03.902 But they put drops of it on my back and have it notated. 00:19:03.922 --> 00:19:05.602 Okay, this is this one, this is this one. 00:19:06.442 --> 00:19:12.702 And then they'd figure out what had like little flare ups, because my thing was always I would get like hives and stuff. 00:19:13.042 --> 00:19:21.942 And so I think that that makes it pretty clear that we just have to have the app dispense droplets of different things one could be allergic to. 00:19:22.062 --> 00:19:23.922 How do we get the droplets in the app? 00:19:25.002 --> 00:19:26.622 A phone attachment probably. 00:19:26.642 --> 00:19:27.642 I guess so. 00:19:27.662 --> 00:19:30.062 Like this is the Nintendo way of thinking, right? 00:19:30.082 --> 00:19:32.362 It's just like just add an extra thing. 00:19:32.542 --> 00:19:40.582 You know, there was for the Game Boy, a thing that allowed you to have blood sugar test for diabetes. 00:19:42.522 --> 00:19:43.502 I think I remember this. 00:19:43.522 --> 00:19:44.842 These accessories existed. 00:19:44.862 --> 00:19:48.322 So you just need an accessory that performs an allergy test. 00:19:48.342 --> 00:19:54.542 You know those things that you plug into your phone, like swipe or whatever, and you can use your credit card on the phone? 00:19:54.762 --> 00:20:04.262 It's like that, but it dispenses lily and strawberries and all sorts of little droplets, micro doses of things. 00:20:04.302 --> 00:20:05.202 Yeah, exactly. 00:20:05.202 --> 00:20:06.942 And so it's just like testing. 00:20:06.962 --> 00:20:13.542 I don't know how this works for things you're allergic to in terms of eating, but maybe it just... 00:20:14.342 --> 00:20:15.282 It force feeds you. 00:20:15.302 --> 00:20:17.842 It force feeds you. 00:20:17.942 --> 00:20:18.662 That's how we know. 00:20:18.842 --> 00:20:19.742 That's how we know. 00:20:20.202 --> 00:20:21.602 Okay, well this makes you sick. 00:20:21.622 --> 00:20:28.942 So you remember sort of back when the trial of witches was like, if they float, they're a witch. 00:20:28.962 --> 00:20:31.282 Oh yeah, I remember the same. 00:20:31.342 --> 00:20:32.022 I was there. 00:20:32.042 --> 00:20:33.802 Yeah, absolutely. 00:20:33.822 --> 00:20:35.042 Of course I remember that. 00:20:35.182 --> 00:20:36.502 Yeah, so you remember that. 00:20:36.522 --> 00:20:37.782 Yeah, we were both there. 00:20:37.802 --> 00:20:38.362 We were both there. 00:20:41.022 --> 00:20:41.822 Time traveled. 00:20:41.842 --> 00:20:43.542 And that's how we were witches. 00:20:43.562 --> 00:20:44.602 No, we're just immortal. 00:20:44.982 --> 00:20:45.562 Ah, right. 00:20:45.922 --> 00:20:47.102 And now we have a podcast. 00:20:48.602 --> 00:20:49.302 So back... 00:20:49.322 --> 00:20:52.762 You remember from the first episode, right? 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