WEBVTT 00:00:26.506 --> 00:00:29.006 Ah, welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:00:30.066 --> 00:00:31.586 My name's Brianna. 00:00:31.766 --> 00:00:32.866 My name's Clair. 00:00:33.086 --> 00:00:35.706 And welcome to the life of luxury. 00:00:35.726 --> 00:00:38.766 Oh, I'm feeling so luxurious. 00:00:39.046 --> 00:00:42.086 Isn't it incredible, now that we've set up a Patreon. 00:00:42.386 --> 00:00:45.186 I have so much money. 00:00:45.206 --> 00:00:50.286 Oh, I'm just swimming in these bills, these- 00:00:50.786 --> 00:00:52.626 Dollar, dollar bills. 00:00:52.646 --> 00:00:54.766 Sorry, what faces are on US bills? 00:00:54.766 --> 00:00:56.106 I don't know anything about the US. 00:00:56.106 --> 00:00:58.026 Benjamins, Franklins? 00:00:58.086 --> 00:00:59.086 Yes, yes. 00:00:59.226 --> 00:00:59.946 Wilsons? 00:01:01.906 --> 00:01:02.526 Bushes? 00:01:02.546 --> 00:01:11.726 If there are bushes on US dollar bills, we are truly in a dystopia. 00:01:12.866 --> 00:01:15.786 There's Washington on one of them, for sure. 00:01:15.806 --> 00:01:17.106 Remember to wash your bills. 00:01:17.126 --> 00:01:18.506 Remember to wash your bills. 00:01:18.526 --> 00:01:25.246 That's what we're doing here at Rich Salt Cravings now, because we have so much money for our Patreon. 00:01:25.266 --> 00:01:28.066 Don't look at how much money is being joined in, Patreon. 00:01:28.666 --> 00:01:30.626 Yeah, just take our word for it. 00:01:30.646 --> 00:01:31.866 Just take our word for it. 00:01:31.886 --> 00:01:34.306 We are making so, so much money. 00:01:34.326 --> 00:01:36.726 I'm so, so filthy now. 00:01:36.746 --> 00:01:37.326 I know. 00:01:37.346 --> 00:01:38.626 Filthy rich that is. 00:01:38.846 --> 00:01:47.766 And you know, you, and you know, if you want to join in and feel connected to the richness, the luxury. 00:01:49.986 --> 00:01:59.606 If you want to be the 1% of people don't need to donate, you can go do that at Patreon. 00:01:59.606 --> 00:02:04.106 Anyway, I wanted to do a promo at the top. 00:02:04.686 --> 00:02:06.966 And now it's all downhill from here, is what you're saying? 00:02:06.986 --> 00:02:08.166 Well, it is. 00:02:08.186 --> 00:02:10.486 Cause if we're at the top, we can only go down. 00:02:10.506 --> 00:02:13.646 We're at the top in terms of our income because we're so rich. 00:02:13.726 --> 00:02:14.286 Oh, I see. 00:02:14.306 --> 00:02:17.046 It started at the top and now we're going down. 00:02:17.226 --> 00:02:18.466 Now we're going down. 00:02:18.886 --> 00:02:20.946 But, hey, doesn't it feel good? 00:02:21.366 --> 00:02:22.166 I mean, it's easy. 00:02:22.186 --> 00:02:24.086 Gravity helps a lot when we go down. 00:02:24.206 --> 00:02:26.306 Yeah. 00:02:26.406 --> 00:02:28.646 Unfortunately, in addition to being rich, I am sick. 00:02:28.906 --> 00:02:32.626 So, Sick of money. 00:02:32.906 --> 00:02:34.186 Sick of all this money. 00:02:36.686 --> 00:02:39.466 Oh, there's just so much. 00:02:39.486 --> 00:02:41.566 It's an absurd amount of money, Clair. 00:02:43.026 --> 00:02:44.426 What are you gonna do with all your money? 00:02:44.806 --> 00:02:48.066 I think I might buy a super yacht. 00:02:48.486 --> 00:02:49.066 Oh, wow. 00:02:49.286 --> 00:02:51.906 Are you gonna get the super yacht with six bedrooms or eight? 00:02:52.226 --> 00:02:55.766 I was looking at the eight bedroom one with the golden toilet. 00:02:56.526 --> 00:02:57.006 Gold. 00:02:57.026 --> 00:02:58.366 That's so cold, though. 00:02:58.386 --> 00:02:59.526 Not titanium? 00:02:59.546 --> 00:03:01.606 Well, it's a heated gold toilet. 00:03:01.706 --> 00:03:02.366 Okay. 00:03:02.386 --> 00:03:04.466 But gold melts if it's heated too much. 00:03:04.486 --> 00:03:07.366 So remember to get like the diamond studs so that it- 00:03:07.386 --> 00:03:08.306 Yes, yes, yes. 00:03:08.326 --> 00:03:08.686 Properly. 00:03:08.706 --> 00:03:10.266 Of course, that goes without saying. 00:03:10.886 --> 00:03:13.686 We know how to do it in the life of Luxury. 00:03:16.346 --> 00:03:19.986 I guess we should keep doing our podcast, which makes us so much money now. 00:03:20.006 --> 00:03:21.186 It's so much money. 00:03:21.206 --> 00:03:23.026 I guess I can give you a craving. 00:03:23.046 --> 00:03:25.306 Yeah, just, you know, let's keep doing it. 00:03:25.326 --> 00:03:26.066 It's all worth it. 00:03:26.086 --> 00:03:28.066 We've sold out now completely. 00:03:29.206 --> 00:03:31.626 So as a sellout, what are you craving? 00:03:32.246 --> 00:03:45.146 As a sellout, I thought since last time we sort of went into dystopia, I thought maybe I'd try to bring it into a utopia sort of realm because my first craving is the end of copyright. 00:03:45.906 --> 00:03:49.906 Hell yes, yes, yes. 00:03:50.166 --> 00:03:51.366 I want Mickey Mouse. 00:03:52.226 --> 00:03:55.666 I want Mickey Mouse's head on Donald Duck's body. 00:03:55.686 --> 00:03:58.046 I want Mickey Mouse's head on a plate. 00:04:00.006 --> 00:04:01.686 Deliver to me. 00:04:01.706 --> 00:04:03.606 This is definitely not a dystopia. 00:04:04.866 --> 00:04:10.066 Listen, I'm just saying, it would be great to be able to do whatever we want to do with those mice. 00:04:12.726 --> 00:04:13.586 No, no, you said it. 00:04:13.606 --> 00:04:14.746 It's there now. 00:04:14.746 --> 00:04:15.446 It's out there. 00:04:15.606 --> 00:04:19.706 Listen, I just want to clarify, I do not want to fuck Mickey Mouse. 00:04:20.066 --> 00:04:25.646 I'm sure that now that you have said these words exactly, people knew that you did not mean that. 00:04:25.846 --> 00:04:27.626 Yeah, exactly, exactly, right? 00:04:28.146 --> 00:04:29.646 But I do like this a lot. 00:04:31.806 --> 00:04:37.046 I think that there's a lot of properties that should not be in copyright. 00:04:37.566 --> 00:04:41.726 I mean, I just think copyright in general is always going to cause trouble. 00:04:41.746 --> 00:04:53.706 And especially, I think I've talked about this before, in technology is where like, if I write a piece of code, or I mean, it's really anything that you create, if you write a book, etc, etc, it technically belongs to you. 00:04:53.926 --> 00:05:03.186 But then you use these websites like Facebook or Instagram or whatever, where when you use them, you're basically like giving them ownership. 00:05:03.206 --> 00:05:06.346 You're waiving your right to anything. 00:05:06.366 --> 00:05:14.106 And so copyright doesn't really exist on an individual if you want to use the platforms. 00:05:14.766 --> 00:05:22.866 So then, of course, when you work for a tech company, you usually sign a contract that says like, you're waiving your copyright to them. 00:05:22.926 --> 00:05:25.686 And this really stunts technological growth. 00:05:25.686 --> 00:05:36.326 Like, if copyright never existed, imagine the technologies we could build because we don't have to create word processing for the, I don't know, 10,000th time. 00:05:36.346 --> 00:05:37.826 Yeah, no, for sure. 00:05:38.106 --> 00:05:44.126 I mean, if we're talking about creative endeavors, I can actually tell you what it's like in a world where copyright does not exist. 00:05:44.506 --> 00:05:51.946 Because for most of European and English literary history, there wasn't copyright. 00:05:52.166 --> 00:05:57.786 It was kind of a dick move to just straight up copy other people's stuff, but it wasn't illegal. 00:05:57.826 --> 00:06:00.226 You didn't have a right to your intellectual property. 00:06:00.246 --> 00:06:01.326 You could copy whatever you wanted. 00:06:01.346 --> 00:06:02.286 Shakespeare copied. 00:06:02.606 --> 00:06:04.066 Everyone copied, really. 00:06:04.086 --> 00:06:09.186 The shift towards copyright is tied up really strongly with individualism. 00:06:09.346 --> 00:06:21.006 And you can see that a lot of proponents of copyright are people who have a really individualistic, romantic era notion of the individual genius. 00:06:21.666 --> 00:06:33.726 And so you see people like William Wordsworth, who actually, in his life, ended up advocating for a forever copyright that never went away, which functionally people still advocate for. 00:06:33.746 --> 00:06:38.286 But his whole thing was, no, I should always have the copyright to everything that I create. 00:06:39.306 --> 00:06:40.166 I think another... 00:06:40.186 --> 00:06:44.746 I know you know everything about copyright because you're really good at this stuff. 00:06:44.766 --> 00:07:03.006 But I think the other thing that's really inspired me to bring this to the table today is, I don't know if you've seen this, but Disney's getting up in arms about photos of baby Yoda on the internet, and they basically want to make it like, so you can't post photos of baby Yoda, period, or GIFs or anything like that because copyright. 00:07:03.026 --> 00:07:04.146 And that's the reason. 00:07:04.166 --> 00:07:06.886 This is the way that Disney's done things for a while. 00:07:06.906 --> 00:07:09.726 They are some of the most ardent defenders of their copyright. 00:07:09.746 --> 00:07:10.706 And I'm not surprised. 00:07:10.786 --> 00:07:14.366 I'm not surprised that it is Disney doing this, but I'm blown away. 00:07:14.386 --> 00:07:17.986 It's like, yes, you cannot post these funny GIFs of baby Yoda. 00:07:18.086 --> 00:07:18.886 Fuck you. 00:07:19.266 --> 00:07:19.886 Yeah. 00:07:20.226 --> 00:07:23.006 Which is free advertising. 00:07:23.086 --> 00:07:24.126 Of course, of course. 00:07:24.166 --> 00:07:32.866 I mean, the thing about copyright, sometimes copyright is really positive because it prevents certain people from just stealing random people's shit. 00:07:33.046 --> 00:07:43.726 But then other times, copyright ends up being a way to exploit people and a way to shut down creativity and like, you know, a way to stop creative endeavors. 00:07:43.726 --> 00:07:46.806 Because a lot of creative endeavors are based on previous creative endeavors. 00:07:46.826 --> 00:07:50.426 And fan fiction is the same thing as reinterpretation, et cetera, and so forth. 00:07:50.546 --> 00:07:52.946 But fan fiction isn't real, Brianna. 00:07:53.326 --> 00:07:55.146 It's not real literature. 00:07:55.166 --> 00:07:58.466 No one reads fan fiction. 00:07:58.486 --> 00:08:00.006 No one writes fan fiction. 00:08:00.026 --> 00:08:02.886 There's no website out there for fan fiction. 00:08:03.186 --> 00:08:05.046 There's definitely not several. 00:08:05.166 --> 00:08:10.946 There's definitely only one giant word document out there that has all fan fiction ever written, and it's never shared online. 00:08:10.966 --> 00:08:12.886 Of course, that is the way that it works. 00:08:13.246 --> 00:08:23.446 The point is that copyright can be very positive, but also the way that it's used is almost entirely negative, especially when we're looking at big corporations. 00:08:23.986 --> 00:08:29.886 And I mean, really, who's going to win out in the law battle of copyright, right? 00:08:29.946 --> 00:08:39.486 Oh, it's always people who have more money and power because it's even just a matter of, even if you were in the right, they can take you to court and beat you to death with lawyer fees. 00:08:39.506 --> 00:08:40.226 Yeah, exactly. 00:08:40.726 --> 00:08:45.206 So I guess my question is, are we ending copyright? 00:08:45.226 --> 00:08:45.966 Can we do it? 00:08:46.146 --> 00:08:46.986 How do we do it? 00:08:47.646 --> 00:08:48.806 What does this look like? 00:08:49.086 --> 00:08:58.026 Do you want my honest answer on the idea of what would be a good way to determine a new system of copyright? 00:08:58.046 --> 00:09:09.686 Because if so, I'm going to have to write a paper, and it's going to be excessive, and there's going to be a whole lot of talk about like, well, what size should a thing, and after what period of time? 00:09:09.706 --> 00:09:10.806 I'm going to stop you. 00:09:10.826 --> 00:09:14.306 Brianna, I'm going to have to rein you in here. 00:09:14.326 --> 00:09:18.166 There's so many elements and layers. 00:09:18.186 --> 00:09:23.406 Brianna, I appreciate the enthusiasm of the topic that I brought today. 00:09:23.426 --> 00:09:25.326 I would love this essay. 00:09:25.326 --> 00:09:28.606 Please have it on my desk by Monday next week. 00:09:28.926 --> 00:09:34.866 But for now, maybe we can come up with some more instant solutions. 00:09:36.746 --> 00:09:37.826 All right. 00:09:37.906 --> 00:09:39.226 I have a good first step. 00:09:39.426 --> 00:09:42.766 We're going to nationalize Disney. 00:09:45.406 --> 00:09:48.906 And by nationalize, you mean like everyone owns Disney? 00:09:48.946 --> 00:09:56.046 Yeah, we're splitting up their assets and completely abolishing the company as it exists because they are a tyrant on the media landscape. 00:09:56.066 --> 00:09:57.206 Can I have Disney Plus? 00:09:57.426 --> 00:09:58.486 I want Disney Plus. 00:09:58.606 --> 00:10:01.366 I know it's new, but I just I want my own streaming service. 00:10:01.386 --> 00:10:01.966 It's yours. 00:10:02.126 --> 00:10:03.386 It's yours, Clair. 00:10:03.546 --> 00:10:05.386 Oh, God, I always wanted it. 00:10:05.666 --> 00:10:11.366 But I think the thing you should go subscribe to now that I own Disney Plus, you should go to subscribe to Disney Plus. 00:10:11.386 --> 00:10:14.686 Wow, I'm going to go buy Disney Plus because Clair owns it now. 00:10:14.706 --> 00:10:15.826 Yeah, it's mine now. 00:10:15.906 --> 00:10:22.646 But but like this is important because Disney is the one that keeps saying, oh, copyright should be longer. 00:10:22.666 --> 00:10:23.966 Copyright should be right. 00:10:23.986 --> 00:10:25.926 It's like, what, 120 years or something? 00:10:25.946 --> 00:10:29.166 Yeah, and it's going to keep expanding for as long as Disney's a corporation. 00:10:29.186 --> 00:10:30.266 First, we need to destroy. 00:10:31.386 --> 00:10:31.706 Yeah. 00:10:32.206 --> 00:10:32.606 Yeah. 00:10:32.626 --> 00:10:33.226 Coming up on. 00:10:33.826 --> 00:10:39.486 So we're going to see within the next few years, we're going to see copyright extended again, unless we abolish Disney. 00:10:39.686 --> 00:10:42.746 What if what if we make the mouse join our ranks? 00:10:43.466 --> 00:10:46.726 Yes, I because without copyright, he can. 00:10:46.966 --> 00:10:51.346 No, but like, what if what if we make the mouse lobby the lobbyists? 00:10:52.526 --> 00:10:54.526 What if we like, lay out some cheese? 00:10:54.546 --> 00:11:00.286 Oh, like some bad outdated references? 00:11:01.066 --> 00:11:02.066 That's some cheese. 00:11:04.406 --> 00:11:04.906 Yeah. 00:11:05.486 --> 00:11:09.206 Do you want this magic hat that you can control brooms with? 00:11:09.666 --> 00:11:10.486 Absolutely. 00:11:13.526 --> 00:11:16.806 Do you want to get out of doing any work because you're? 00:11:18.526 --> 00:11:19.246 What was that? 00:11:20.046 --> 00:11:24.826 Yes, yes, yes, they keep working me. 00:11:26.146 --> 00:11:26.986 I need out. 00:11:27.826 --> 00:11:28.326 Oh, okay. 00:11:28.346 --> 00:11:28.846 Help me. 00:11:28.866 --> 00:11:30.366 I'm Mickey Mouse and I need out. 00:11:31.406 --> 00:11:41.346 Does Mickey Mouse just like have this uncontrollable laughter that like, it just like is like hiccups. 00:11:41.366 --> 00:11:42.406 It's a cry for help. 00:11:42.446 --> 00:11:43.206 Oh, I see. 00:11:43.206 --> 00:11:43.706 I see. 00:11:44.206 --> 00:11:44.566 Yes. 00:11:44.566 --> 00:11:47.926 I think the mouse joining the ranks would be a good first step. 00:11:49.346 --> 00:11:54.246 Disney's greatest weapon of copyright is now our greatest weapon. 00:11:55.306 --> 00:11:58.226 Mickey Mouse is now a symbol of anti-copyright laws. 00:11:58.406 --> 00:11:58.766 Yeah. 00:11:58.826 --> 00:11:59.166 Yeah. 00:11:59.646 --> 00:12:01.066 Mickey Mouse, the anarchist. 00:12:02.926 --> 00:12:09.466 So Mickey Mouse is going to go like throw a grenade into like the Marvel vault and blow up the Avengers. 00:12:09.606 --> 00:12:09.946 All right. 00:12:09.966 --> 00:12:11.586 So we're assembling the anti-Avengers. 00:12:13.766 --> 00:12:16.986 And Mickey Mouse is the Captain America of this team. 00:12:17.006 --> 00:12:17.966 Baby Yoda is there. 00:12:17.966 --> 00:12:19.046 Baby Yoda is there. 00:12:19.066 --> 00:12:22.806 We've turned their like greatest stars against them. 00:12:22.826 --> 00:12:23.466 Yes. 00:12:23.486 --> 00:12:31.806 But we need some other people to join the ranks because I think like not everyone in Disney is going to be like so easily turned against Disney. 00:12:31.826 --> 00:12:34.266 I think Mickey's like pretty tired. 00:12:34.366 --> 00:12:38.906 And I think Baby Yoda is like fresh faced and like a symbol of the resistance. 00:12:38.926 --> 00:12:40.246 A symbol of the resistance. 00:12:40.646 --> 00:12:42.366 The new resistance, you could say. 00:12:42.426 --> 00:12:43.326 Yes, exactly. 00:12:43.346 --> 00:12:44.206 The new resistance. 00:12:44.226 --> 00:12:46.286 Who else are we getting to join our ranks? 00:12:46.906 --> 00:12:48.626 Um, goodness. 00:12:48.646 --> 00:12:49.706 There's a, it's a good question. 00:12:49.726 --> 00:12:50.406 Master Chief? 00:12:50.846 --> 00:12:52.746 Can we get Master Chief to join the ranks? 00:12:53.406 --> 00:12:54.966 Master Chief is a copyrighted character. 00:12:54.986 --> 00:12:57.206 I mean, if we're just looking at copyrighted characters. 00:12:57.366 --> 00:13:01.606 Well, yeah, because we got to turn their greatest weapons against them, right? 00:13:01.626 --> 00:13:02.106 True. 00:13:02.166 --> 00:13:04.286 What are some un-copyrighted characters? 00:13:04.726 --> 00:13:05.866 Um, Sherlock Holmes. 00:13:06.166 --> 00:13:07.246 Okay, cool. 00:13:07.266 --> 00:13:08.426 Sherlock Holmes is there. 00:13:08.766 --> 00:13:10.306 I guess Frankenstein would be. 00:13:10.406 --> 00:13:11.426 Oh, damn, yeah. 00:13:11.446 --> 00:13:14.046 All right, Frankenstein and Sherlock Holmes are on the case. 00:13:14.066 --> 00:13:19.006 But this is like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, which is like way cooler and way stronger than... 00:13:19.026 --> 00:13:20.726 And probably better at planning. 00:13:20.986 --> 00:13:22.126 Way better at planning. 00:13:22.146 --> 00:13:24.026 It speaks better than I do. 00:13:24.046 --> 00:13:25.706 It's like an incredible orator. 00:13:26.086 --> 00:13:28.626 And so that's a good asset for the team. 00:13:28.846 --> 00:13:31.366 So Mickey Mouse is riding on the back of Frankenstein. 00:13:31.386 --> 00:13:38.186 Frankenstein hates this because Mickey Mouse only knows the Disney version of Frankenstein and is like, we're gonna beat them up. 00:13:38.486 --> 00:13:41.186 And Frankenstein is like, please, please get off of me. 00:13:41.206 --> 00:13:43.926 I would like you very much to evacuate my shoulders. 00:13:44.006 --> 00:13:45.366 Yes, yes, exactly. 00:13:45.386 --> 00:13:46.466 Oh, it's perfect. 00:13:46.926 --> 00:13:49.666 I think we need some superheroes just in general. 00:13:50.206 --> 00:13:58.046 Can I pull like a deep cut from the lead character from Strong Female Protagonist, a webcomic? 00:13:58.446 --> 00:13:59.026 Sure. 00:13:59.326 --> 00:14:04.286 Maybe, I don't know if that's not copyright, but that doesn't stop us so far. 00:14:04.466 --> 00:14:06.826 I mean, that's probably copyrighted. 00:14:06.966 --> 00:14:07.406 Cool. 00:14:08.206 --> 00:14:10.086 I think that that's a good call. 00:14:10.586 --> 00:14:12.766 I think we've got a really good anti-copyright crew. 00:14:12.766 --> 00:14:13.966 What's the plan? 00:14:14.266 --> 00:14:23.306 All right, so, you know in the Disney vault where they keep the laws, where they keep the Disney laws of copyright? 00:14:23.326 --> 00:14:24.906 So we're gonna break into the vault. 00:14:25.086 --> 00:14:25.526 Okay. 00:14:25.626 --> 00:14:26.206 And so- 00:14:26.366 --> 00:14:27.106 It's a heist. 00:14:27.126 --> 00:14:27.826 It's a heist. 00:14:27.886 --> 00:14:28.966 We're doing another heist. 00:14:30.666 --> 00:14:34.946 It's incredible how many cravings you can solve with a heist. 00:14:36.266 --> 00:14:41.406 It does seem to be the core of a craving, is if you can turn it into a heist, it's a good craving. 00:14:41.426 --> 00:14:43.346 Uh-huh, absolutely. 00:14:43.366 --> 00:14:46.006 Welcome to Salt Cravings, a heist podcast. 00:14:46.766 --> 00:14:48.686 Honestly, sometimes it kind of is. 00:14:49.886 --> 00:14:52.686 Well, maybe we don't have to do a heist. 00:14:53.006 --> 00:14:54.666 Maybe we bring the heists to us. 00:14:54.766 --> 00:14:56.046 Maybe we lure them out. 00:14:56.706 --> 00:15:03.526 Maybe it's like, oh, you know, every ten decades, every couple decades, ten decades is too long. 00:15:04.426 --> 00:15:07.906 Every few decades, you have to update your copyright law, right? 00:15:08.346 --> 00:15:08.866 You do. 00:15:08.886 --> 00:15:11.266 It's actually way more frequent than every couple of decades. 00:15:11.286 --> 00:15:21.486 So every couple of sub-decades, as I like to call them, or mini-decades, if you could, you have to, out of the vault, you have to bring the copyright laws. 00:15:21.506 --> 00:15:23.826 Because you're right, this vault is impenetrable. 00:15:23.846 --> 00:15:24.946 We're never gonna get in there. 00:15:25.166 --> 00:15:33.046 So what we have to do is we have to strike them when they're bringing this contract to get re-signed and updated. 00:15:33.146 --> 00:15:34.806 So we gotta strike them when they're weak. 00:15:35.026 --> 00:15:42.326 You know that car, the Disney car, where they make it bulletproof, where they put the contract in? 00:15:42.426 --> 00:15:42.766 Yes. 00:15:42.786 --> 00:15:44.246 We gotta steal that car. 00:15:44.366 --> 00:15:46.166 We gotta steal that car, all right. 00:15:46.466 --> 00:15:52.426 Or we just gotta stop that car, take the paper, and then be like, all right, so how are we, what's the distraction? 00:15:52.446 --> 00:15:54.526 What is the diversion that we're setting up? 00:15:54.546 --> 00:15:58.826 The car is going along, and it's like, what, is it construction? 00:15:59.066 --> 00:15:59.706 Who's there? 00:15:59.726 --> 00:16:01.286 Is it Mickey Mouse in a construction hat? 00:16:01.306 --> 00:16:02.286 Right, this is my thing. 00:16:02.306 --> 00:16:11.226 It's just like, imagine the absolute distraction of Disney seeing Mickey Mouse interrupting them, just being like, did you put him there? 00:16:11.326 --> 00:16:12.286 I didn't put him there. 00:16:12.286 --> 00:16:13.546 Someone should go talk to him. 00:16:14.046 --> 00:16:15.446 Can someone call the animators? 00:16:15.466 --> 00:16:20.126 Who put Mickey in the middle of Wall Street? 00:16:20.146 --> 00:16:31.406 And it's just like Mickey Mouse in full Kingdom Hearts outfit of the most badass Mickey Mouse has ever been, just staring them down and glaring. 00:16:33.106 --> 00:16:34.666 Okay, so I've never played Kingdom Hearts. 00:16:34.686 --> 00:16:40.046 Does Mickey Mouse use like, because I know it's Final Fantasy, does Mickey Mouse use magic, like Thundera or like? 00:16:40.066 --> 00:16:40.726 I think so. 00:16:40.746 --> 00:16:41.306 Okay, cool. 00:16:41.326 --> 00:16:43.346 So there's a key or whatever in this game. 00:16:43.486 --> 00:16:45.146 Mickey Mouse is clearly magical. 00:16:45.606 --> 00:16:47.086 Mickey Mouse is clearly a mage. 00:16:47.106 --> 00:16:56.426 And so Mickey Mouse raises this key sword and like thunder shoots down and then just points the key sword at the car and thunder shoots at the car. 00:16:57.626 --> 00:17:00.026 And they're like, Mickey, rude. 00:17:01.186 --> 00:17:03.226 And Mickey is like, I'm sorry. 00:17:05.906 --> 00:17:06.966 I love it, I love it. 00:17:07.006 --> 00:17:14.766 And this is a really good distraction because they're all going to come out and we're just going to get all the Disney soldiers coming out because they've hired a private military corporation. 00:17:14.786 --> 00:17:15.386 The Avengers. 00:17:15.706 --> 00:17:16.966 Yeah, it's the Avengers. 00:17:17.166 --> 00:17:18.806 And it's the Avengers versus Mickey Mouse. 00:17:19.166 --> 00:17:23.086 But they can't hit him because he just keeps teleporting or something, I don't know. 00:17:23.106 --> 00:17:24.466 He's Mickey Mouse, you can't. 00:17:24.466 --> 00:17:28.366 He's got so much years behind him as a mage. 00:17:28.386 --> 00:17:34.846 Yeah, have you seen how many times Mickey Mouse has been beaten up in cartoons and it never really hurts him? 00:17:35.046 --> 00:17:37.466 It's like the fact that SpongeBob's functionally immortal. 00:17:37.506 --> 00:17:40.326 SpongeBob is part of the anti-imikapi, right? 00:17:40.566 --> 00:17:41.186 Absolutely. 00:17:41.206 --> 00:17:42.926 So SpongeBob is going to come out of the sewer. 00:17:42.946 --> 00:17:53.246 SpongeBob is a particularly potent choice right now after the fact that the creator of SpongeBob passed away was specifically like, I don't want any spinoffs, and now he's passed away and now they're making a spinoff. 00:17:53.266 --> 00:17:57.346 Anyway, SpongeBob's in this fucking crew and he's gonna wreck some shit. 00:17:57.366 --> 00:18:08.726 So he comes out, so the car is stopped over a sewer grate and SpongeBob comes out from the sewer grate and squeezes through the whatever, like corners of this car into- 00:18:08.766 --> 00:18:09.846 Cartoon logic, yes. 00:18:11.566 --> 00:18:13.806 Cartoon, listen, don't bring it here. 00:18:13.826 --> 00:18:15.846 He's a cartoon character, cartoon logic works. 00:18:15.866 --> 00:18:17.326 It's fine, it's fine, okay. 00:18:17.346 --> 00:18:20.546 All right, so SpongeBob comes into the car. 00:18:20.886 --> 00:18:23.166 Are people guarding this piece of paper in the car? 00:18:23.186 --> 00:18:25.666 Does SpongeBob have to do kung fu? 00:18:26.046 --> 00:18:27.086 Yes, probably. 00:18:27.106 --> 00:18:35.946 SpongeBob has to do kung fu, but it's mostly to lure them a little farther out of the car so that we can get the main crew in there. 00:18:35.966 --> 00:18:37.366 Oh, who's the main crew? 00:18:37.426 --> 00:18:39.386 I mean, the main crew is everyone else, as we've said. 00:18:39.406 --> 00:18:40.666 Okay, who did we say? 00:18:40.686 --> 00:18:45.086 We said Frankenstein, we said Sherlock Holmes. 00:18:45.306 --> 00:18:48.326 We said that one character from Strong Female Protagonist. 00:18:48.346 --> 00:18:48.646 Cool. 00:18:49.086 --> 00:18:50.326 I think we had one more. 00:18:51.186 --> 00:18:51.886 I don't remember. 00:18:51.906 --> 00:18:53.066 I don't remember either. 00:18:53.086 --> 00:18:55.766 So Frankenstein and Sherlock Holmes. 00:18:55.786 --> 00:18:57.586 Frankenstein dressed as Sherlock Holmes. 00:18:57.606 --> 00:18:59.926 Let me just be clear, Frankenstein- 00:18:59.946 --> 00:19:03.746 Sherlock Holmes also dressed as Sherlock Holmes. 00:19:03.806 --> 00:19:08.046 So Frankenstein is Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock Holmes is Watson. 00:19:08.906 --> 00:19:13.246 Um, because let's be real, who the real intelligence is here. 00:19:14.106 --> 00:19:21.286 Um, just like come on either side, and they're like dressed up like investigators, and they're like, oh, this is like an inspection. 00:19:21.306 --> 00:19:24.786 You were gonna have to like check your car for drugs or whatever. 00:19:24.806 --> 00:19:33.806 And so they go in and like one of them's like distracting them, and the other one grabs the copyright law paper, and then you just like erase. 00:19:34.126 --> 00:19:40.106 So it says 120, and I think you just erased the one and the two, and it just says zero, and then you sign it and you put it back. 00:19:41.206 --> 00:19:42.146 And there you go. 00:19:42.166 --> 00:19:42.906 They'll never know. 00:19:42.926 --> 00:19:44.326 And it's the perfect crime. 00:19:44.346 --> 00:19:45.406 They'll never know. 00:19:45.426 --> 00:19:46.906 Zero years of copyright. 00:19:47.146 --> 00:19:52.686 They'll take it to the judge, or the judge will be like, the judge will be like, all right, oh, so zero years of copyright? 00:19:53.186 --> 00:19:53.826 And they're like, no! 00:19:54.706 --> 00:19:56.306 But it's too late, he's already signed it. 00:19:56.326 --> 00:19:57.426 Yeah, and that's it forever. 00:19:58.126 --> 00:19:59.866 And we just abolished copyright. 00:20:00.146 --> 00:20:01.246 Hell yeah. 00:20:01.266 --> 00:20:03.526 Now everyone can steal everything. 00:20:03.526 --> 00:20:06.306 Yeah, wanna make a Mickey Mouse fan fiction? 00:20:06.526 --> 00:20:08.566 Wanna make Frankenstein fuck Mickey Mouse? 00:20:08.646 --> 00:20:09.366 Now you can. 00:20:09.686 --> 00:20:12.006 Wanna steal Salt Cravings? 00:20:12.106 --> 00:20:13.186 You can do that too. 00:20:13.206 --> 00:20:14.426 I mean, do it anyways. 00:20:14.746 --> 00:20:15.566 Yeah, fuck it. 00:20:15.586 --> 00:20:17.486 It's a podcast, who cares? 00:20:17.886 --> 00:20:19.586 Make content, it's cool. 00:20:20.026 --> 00:20:22.286 Make content, it's cool. 00:20:22.766 --> 00:20:24.006 Welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:20:24.026 --> 00:20:25.166 I'm copyrighting that slogan. 00:20:27.446 --> 00:20:30.246 Do you wanna give me the next craving to solve? 00:20:30.586 --> 00:20:31.566 I would love to. 00:20:31.926 --> 00:20:33.246 You sound so genuine, wow. 00:20:34.686 --> 00:20:43.946 I am very genuine about this craving, because the thing about Star Wars, and baby Yoda, and baby, well, exactly. 00:20:44.366 --> 00:20:49.706 The thing about Star Wars is that Star Wars has an incredible system of canon. 00:20:50.346 --> 00:20:55.086 This is separate, sorry, sorry, pre-canon that is all now non-canon or new canon? 00:20:55.106 --> 00:20:57.306 The pre-canon that is now all non-canon. 00:20:57.506 --> 00:21:05.246 This is a very Disney episode, in which I am saying, what if Disney never came in and made all the old shit not a thing anymore? 00:21:05.606 --> 00:21:08.926 And the answer to that is, you would still have people obsessed with Yoda's toes. 00:21:09.006 --> 00:21:13.826 I would like to leave you something that you've already heard before, Clair. 00:21:14.666 --> 00:21:16.466 But that the people need to hear. 00:21:16.666 --> 00:21:17.106 Yeah. 00:21:17.586 --> 00:21:25.606 Which is that there's a lot of people who are very obsessed with every possible aspect of Star Wars. 00:21:25.786 --> 00:21:26.266 You don't say. 00:21:26.286 --> 00:21:33.966 And the talk of baby Yoda has brought up some thoughts about the fact that there is no name for Yoda species. 00:21:33.986 --> 00:21:36.626 And there's a lot of details about Yoda species that we don't know. 00:21:37.406 --> 00:21:43.746 On Wookiepedia, there's a subheading on the Yoda species page called Number of Toes. 00:21:44.866 --> 00:21:49.386 I would like to read you something from this page. 00:21:49.766 --> 00:21:50.606 People want to find it. 00:21:50.626 --> 00:21:57.126 It is the one that is marked legends rather than the one that is not marked legends because Wookiepedia has ones for the new canon and old canon. 00:21:57.146 --> 00:21:58.306 This is the old canon one. 00:21:59.006 --> 00:22:13.666 And under Number of Toes, it says, the number of toes that members of this species, aka Yoda species, possess has been inconsistently portrayed over the course of the Star Wars franchise, including in the films. 00:22:13.986 --> 00:22:25.946 A Tridactyl foot would only have three toes, but this version has only appeared once in the Phantom Menace, whereas the puppet used in the Empire Strikes Back in Return of the Jedi, as well as the digital model from Revenge of the Sith, all have four toes. 00:22:26.426 --> 00:22:31.586 In the Empire Strikes Back shot of Yoda rummaging through Luke's supplies, Yoda's souls are visible. 00:22:32.226 --> 00:22:42.866 Although there are definitely three forward facing toes, an additional digit protruding in the opposite direction is ambiguously either a fourth toe or a prehensile heel of some kind if such a thing is anatomically possible. 00:22:43.806 --> 00:22:51.226 The clear presence or absence of a fourth toenail would settle the matter, but the angle of the shot makes it impossible to see whether one is there. 00:22:51.686 --> 00:22:56.466 If the fourth rear facing digit is a toe, then Yoda's species have anisodactyl feet. 00:22:56.806 --> 00:23:09.626 In The Phantom Menace, the puppets of both Yoda and Yaddle, which is a female member of Yoda's species, feature three forward facing toes and a blunted human-like heel instead of the original puppet's anisodactyl arrangement, thus having truly tri-dactyl feet. 00:23:09.926 --> 00:23:14.486 Attack of the Clones has a fully digital Yoda, but contains no closeups adequate to discern the toe arrangement. 00:23:14.746 --> 00:23:25.266 The digital Yoda in Revenge of the Sith returns to the original trilogy puppet's anisodactyl design as scene shots of Yoda plummeting to the Senate Rotunda floor at the conclusion of his battle with Darth Sidious. 00:23:25.466 --> 00:23:37.626 And when jumping down into Bail Organa's feet or shortly afterwards, one earlier shot of the Odin lying momentarily stunned on a Senate pod during the battle also seems to display a rearward fourth toe nail, indicating the fourth digit is indeed a toe, but the shot is not adequately clear at DVD resolution. 00:23:37.926 --> 00:23:39.386 Likely, as are some... 00:23:42.006 --> 00:23:42.966 I'll stop there. 00:23:43.266 --> 00:23:46.126