WEBVTT 00:00:25.398 --> 00:00:28.718 2019 is dead, it's dead and we killed it. 00:00:29.218 --> 00:00:32.578 Oh, what, like us, personally? 00:00:32.598 --> 00:00:33.238 Yeah, we did it. 00:00:33.758 --> 00:00:35.098 I went out back and I just... 00:00:35.438 --> 00:00:36.118 Oh, dang. 00:00:36.338 --> 00:00:37.478 I guess it was I did it. 00:00:37.678 --> 00:00:38.778 Well, you're complicit now. 00:00:39.238 --> 00:00:42.618 Wow, who do I even report this to? 00:00:42.638 --> 00:00:44.338 Is it like the new decade squad? 00:00:44.358 --> 00:00:46.498 Yeah, I suppose so. 00:00:46.558 --> 00:00:50.558 I mean, you're certainly not gonna report it to the old decade squad. 00:00:52.118 --> 00:00:54.298 I killed the whole decade, actually. 00:00:54.298 --> 00:00:55.698 Wow, it's all gone? 00:00:55.718 --> 00:00:56.438 It's all gone. 00:00:56.578 --> 00:00:59.638 We don't have to ever think about the 2010s ever again. 00:01:00.038 --> 00:01:00.398 What? 00:01:00.418 --> 00:01:01.438 Where are you keeping at? 00:01:01.798 --> 00:01:02.538 It's dealt with. 00:01:03.098 --> 00:01:03.978 Don't worry. 00:01:03.998 --> 00:01:07.118 Listen, they're in a better place now. 00:01:07.138 --> 00:01:07.698 Uh-huh. 00:01:08.018 --> 00:01:09.158 In the 2030s? 00:01:12.158 --> 00:01:13.518 No, that would be too easy. 00:01:13.858 --> 00:01:14.758 That would be too easy. 00:01:14.778 --> 00:01:16.038 That would give you like 10 years. 00:01:16.458 --> 00:01:20.398 I've put them in the 3010s. 00:01:20.418 --> 00:01:22.278 They're squished together there, kind of. 00:01:22.338 --> 00:01:23.458 Squished together with what? 00:01:23.638 --> 00:01:24.598 The 3010s. 00:01:25.018 --> 00:01:27.258 Oh, so they're gonna happen simultaneously. 00:01:27.278 --> 00:01:29.718 Yeah, it's gonna just kind of overlap. 00:01:29.858 --> 00:01:30.558 Oh God. 00:01:30.578 --> 00:01:31.178 Yeah. 00:01:31.418 --> 00:01:33.218 What is the experience of that like? 00:01:33.278 --> 00:01:47.658 Well, the experience of that is like, on the one hand, complete political turmoil and weirdness of new technology and like everything going wrong and also whatever happens in the 3010s. 00:01:47.698 --> 00:01:50.718 I'm not psychic, I just can kill decades. 00:01:50.798 --> 00:01:51.098 This- 00:01:51.458 --> 00:01:52.218 Super normal. 00:01:52.638 --> 00:01:54.898 This data will definitely survive a thousand years. 00:01:54.918 --> 00:01:58.398 And so anyone listening to this will be like, ah, yes, I understand. 00:01:58.418 --> 00:01:59.658 Yeah, of course it will. 00:01:59.918 --> 00:02:00.718 Even though I've killed it. 00:02:01.238 --> 00:02:01.578 Uh-huh. 00:02:01.698 --> 00:02:02.918 And it's gone now. 00:02:03.098 --> 00:02:03.498 Right. 00:02:03.618 --> 00:02:07.278 One thing that we did, hi, this is the New Year's episode, by the way. 00:02:07.298 --> 00:02:08.618 If you couldn't tell, this is the end of- 00:02:08.638 --> 00:02:10.118 Hi, also this is Salt Cravings. 00:02:10.138 --> 00:02:12.238 Hi, oh, hi, this is Salt Cravings. 00:02:12.398 --> 00:02:13.218 I'm Brianna. 00:02:13.238 --> 00:02:14.238 And I'm Clair. 00:02:14.358 --> 00:02:26.838 And we are so good at having a podcast, in fact, that we have been doing the show for over a year, which means that last year, during our New Year's episode, we said what we were craving for the upcoming year. 00:02:26.858 --> 00:02:28.318 We sure said words, didn't we? 00:02:28.538 --> 00:02:29.758 We sure said some words. 00:02:30.218 --> 00:02:34.218 The way that our New Year's episodes work, if you weren't around for the last one, or just listening to this- 00:02:34.238 --> 00:02:37.218 Are we just deciding this for every New Year's? 00:02:37.238 --> 00:02:39.078 Like, this seems like a lot to commit to. 00:02:39.238 --> 00:02:39.738 You're right. 00:02:39.918 --> 00:02:42.598 The way that our New Year's episodes have worked so far- 00:02:42.918 --> 00:02:44.858 So far as in the only one. 00:02:47.218 --> 00:02:48.718 My point is we're doing it again. 00:02:48.978 --> 00:02:52.958 I'm laying out for the listener what we're doing today. 00:02:52.998 --> 00:02:54.518 Yeah, gotta draw the maps. 00:02:54.678 --> 00:02:57.438 Gotta draw the maps and leave the blank spaces. 00:02:57.938 --> 00:03:07.938 One of the things that we do is we say something that we really enjoy about end of the year or New Year's, or the tradition of ending the year and starting a New Year. 00:03:08.158 --> 00:03:14.118 And then we say something that we are craving or excited about for the New Year. 00:03:14.138 --> 00:03:17.998 And last year, we were craving some particular things with the New Year. 00:03:18.258 --> 00:03:20.158 Clair, you were craving... 00:03:20.178 --> 00:03:21.278 I was lied to. 00:03:21.398 --> 00:03:23.418 You were lied to in your craving. 00:03:23.978 --> 00:03:25.618 You were craving live action. 00:03:25.638 --> 00:03:26.918 I wanted Sonic. 00:03:27.218 --> 00:03:28.438 I wanted that blue boy. 00:03:28.458 --> 00:03:31.658 Specifically Pokemon Detective Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. 00:03:32.278 --> 00:03:34.658 Can we talk about how I was lied to by Hollywood? 00:03:34.778 --> 00:03:37.558 Hollywood committed a crime against me personally. 00:03:39.818 --> 00:03:45.958 Your not being able to have Sonic in 2019 is absolutely the worst thing that has happened to anyone. 00:03:45.978 --> 00:03:46.298 Yes. 00:03:47.038 --> 00:03:55.938 They could have given us the worst looking Sonic ever, but instead they were like, oh, we're going to make him look kind of normal even though we're still putting real humans in there and it looks weird anyways. 00:03:56.078 --> 00:03:56.418 Yeah. 00:03:56.478 --> 00:04:00.298 We could have made it weird, but we're going to make it kind of semi weird instead. 00:04:00.718 --> 00:04:04.298 And we're going to make sure to push people even harder to do this. 00:04:04.878 --> 00:04:06.298 I mean, they gave them more time. 00:04:06.658 --> 00:04:07.938 They gave them more time. 00:04:07.998 --> 00:04:08.758 And it was rude. 00:04:08.778 --> 00:04:10.358 It was mean to me personally. 00:04:10.478 --> 00:04:10.938 Uh-huh. 00:04:11.158 --> 00:04:16.838 Are we not going to acknowledge the fact that the Sonic the Hedgehog, the team that helped fix the Sonic the Hedgehog design... 00:04:16.858 --> 00:04:18.118 Oh, like has closed down? 00:04:18.138 --> 00:04:19.238 Yeah, just got... 00:04:19.258 --> 00:04:20.618 Yeah, and everyone lost their jobs. 00:04:20.958 --> 00:04:21.978 We can acknowledge that. 00:04:22.218 --> 00:04:22.578 Cool. 00:04:22.598 --> 00:04:23.498 We're going to acknowledge that. 00:04:23.818 --> 00:04:24.378 It sucks. 00:04:24.398 --> 00:04:24.998 It sucks. 00:04:25.338 --> 00:04:26.558 It's shitty. 00:04:26.658 --> 00:04:30.598 But more importantly, I didn't get Sonic. 00:04:31.198 --> 00:04:33.498 You're going to get Sonic on Valentine's Day. 00:04:33.558 --> 00:04:37.858 You're going to get a romantic date with Sonic, as we all want. 00:04:38.398 --> 00:04:39.658 We're all dating Sonic. 00:04:39.758 --> 00:04:40.958 We're all dating Sonic. 00:04:40.978 --> 00:04:41.978 We just don't know it yet. 00:04:42.078 --> 00:04:44.218 But you did get Detective Pikachu. 00:04:44.358 --> 00:04:45.678 Yeah, it was good. 00:04:45.738 --> 00:04:46.298 It was good. 00:04:46.318 --> 00:04:47.258 It was a lot of fun. 00:04:47.278 --> 00:04:53.198 I suspect that my personal feeling is that the Sonic movie is not going to be as good as Detective Pikachu. 00:04:53.218 --> 00:04:56.178 I just don't think it's going to be as fun. 00:04:56.338 --> 00:04:57.698 I feel like the opposite. 00:04:57.918 --> 00:04:58.318 Really? 00:04:58.338 --> 00:05:02.838 I feel like the Sonic movie is about being funny, and I hope that they're good at it. 00:05:02.858 --> 00:05:05.218 I don't think that they're going to nail it though. 00:05:05.498 --> 00:05:06.958 I truly don't. 00:05:07.358 --> 00:05:12.618 I want to like the Sonic movie probably more than most people want to like the Sonic movie. 00:05:12.638 --> 00:05:14.378 You want to make it a Valentine's Day tradition. 00:05:14.398 --> 00:05:15.098 Yes, exactly. 00:05:15.118 --> 00:05:18.098 You want to love Sonic every day of every year. 00:05:18.118 --> 00:05:19.898 I want to love Sonic every day. 00:05:19.918 --> 00:05:22.258 I already do. 00:05:22.478 --> 00:05:23.838 I love him with my heart and soul. 00:05:24.078 --> 00:05:25.418 I want to love the Sonic movie. 00:05:25.658 --> 00:05:26.438 We'll see. 00:05:26.458 --> 00:05:32.398 The trailers have not blown me away in the same way that the Detective Pikachu trailers did, I will say. 00:05:32.698 --> 00:05:35.898 They haven't accelerated your heart rate? 00:05:36.038 --> 00:05:39.898 I didn't feel the need to rush out and find more information. 00:05:40.238 --> 00:05:43.238 But hey, you got half of your cravings saved. 00:05:43.258 --> 00:05:43.878 I did. 00:05:43.938 --> 00:05:46.518 I also kind of got half of my cravings saved, which... 00:05:46.998 --> 00:05:48.178 my cravings saved? 00:05:49.178 --> 00:05:50.478 My cravings saved? 00:05:50.558 --> 00:05:51.958 Share your cravings, Brianna. 00:05:52.018 --> 00:05:52.898 My cravings. 00:05:53.118 --> 00:05:54.778 So I got this stuff in crates, right? 00:05:55.518 --> 00:05:59.638 And I'm crating it all up, and we're going to send it off, and it's crated. 00:05:59.658 --> 00:06:01.618 Where are we sending it to? 00:06:01.638 --> 00:06:02.978 The 3010s. 00:06:03.618 --> 00:06:06.558 Oh, it's in there, eh? 00:06:06.638 --> 00:06:08.218 You fit all of it in there? 00:06:08.238 --> 00:06:10.878 Well, you know, this is 2019. 00:06:10.898 --> 00:06:11.598 Don't worry about it. 00:06:13.258 --> 00:06:17.278 And if you look in 2019, you can see that I really wanted to finish some stuff. 00:06:18.998 --> 00:06:25.338 I wanted desperately to be done with things, and that happened partially. 00:06:26.058 --> 00:06:26.898 Skeptically? 00:06:27.518 --> 00:06:30.718 I did finish my thesis, my honors thesis. 00:06:30.738 --> 00:06:32.338 Good, I'm glad since you graduated. 00:06:32.358 --> 00:06:34.938 Yeah, I graduated, I moved houses. 00:06:35.178 --> 00:06:40.178 A lot of different things happened this year that could be presented as finishing things. 00:06:40.398 --> 00:06:46.218 However, I completely failed to finish anything to do with writing. 00:06:46.658 --> 00:06:50.018 I started more writing projects and finished none. 00:06:50.238 --> 00:06:53.198 I started a campaign of Blades in the Dark. 00:06:56.718 --> 00:07:01.858 I started a short story that I had kind of vaguely planned but actually started writing it. 00:07:02.098 --> 00:07:05.378 I started writing some of the books, but I didn't finish anything. 00:07:05.718 --> 00:07:07.118 I really, truly didn't. 00:07:07.698 --> 00:07:10.618 And that is not the end of the world. 00:07:10.758 --> 00:07:12.638 It wasn't the Craving, though. 00:07:12.658 --> 00:07:14.978 It wasn't the solution to the Craving. 00:07:14.998 --> 00:07:16.338 It wasn't the solution to the Craving. 00:07:16.358 --> 00:07:21.658 I don't feel like I'm leaving this decade with everything kind of behind me. 00:07:22.698 --> 00:07:25.538 I feel like there's a lot of things that I'm still beholden to. 00:07:25.678 --> 00:07:27.638 You haven't sort of reset your life. 00:07:27.658 --> 00:07:33.398 You haven't hit the reset button and been like, all right, all right, new me, everything behind me doesn't matter. 00:07:33.678 --> 00:07:37.918 2020, I mean, you still got some baggage to take into 2020. 00:07:37.998 --> 00:07:39.018 You're at the airport. 00:07:39.038 --> 00:07:40.498 They're like, oh, empty bags. 00:07:40.518 --> 00:07:41.758 And you're like, no, sorry. 00:07:41.778 --> 00:07:44.878 And you just slam the briefcase on the desk. 00:07:44.898 --> 00:07:46.618 And they're like, can you remove that? 00:07:46.638 --> 00:07:48.918 And you're like, oh, sorry. 00:07:49.938 --> 00:07:51.118 It really didn't have to do. 00:07:52.918 --> 00:07:53.318 Yeah. 00:07:53.338 --> 00:07:54.718 So, you know, a mixed bag. 00:07:54.738 --> 00:07:57.258 I'm very glad to be done with university. 00:07:57.538 --> 00:07:59.798 2020 is the year I'm going to finish things for sure. 00:07:59.818 --> 00:08:00.898 You're going to do all of it? 00:08:00.918 --> 00:08:02.138 Yeah, I'm just going to do all of it. 00:08:02.158 --> 00:08:04.518 I'm going to write like seven books. 00:08:04.878 --> 00:08:06.138 It is not my craving. 00:08:06.198 --> 00:08:10.418 It is not my craving this year, but we do have some cravings this year. 00:08:10.658 --> 00:08:15.878 Do you want to tell me what you're craving about this end of year time? 00:08:15.898 --> 00:08:16.978 I do, very much. 00:08:17.238 --> 00:08:18.438 I'm going to tell you. 00:08:18.598 --> 00:08:22.398 I'm going to say words, and you're going to hear them, and we're going to solve this craving. 00:08:22.478 --> 00:08:23.158 Let's do it. 00:08:23.178 --> 00:08:23.758 Let's do it. 00:08:23.878 --> 00:08:31.478 I recently posted on Twitter that I only have one New Year's Resolution this year because New Year's Resolutions are a great part of the New Year's. 00:08:31.818 --> 00:08:34.118 Yeah, and they never happen. 00:08:34.278 --> 00:08:36.618 I mean, that's what this craving is about. 00:08:36.638 --> 00:08:43.278 This New Year's, the thing I'm craving about this New Year's is knowing that I already have my resolution planned out. 00:08:43.278 --> 00:08:43.958 It's just one. 00:08:43.978 --> 00:08:44.678 It's very simple. 00:08:44.698 --> 00:08:46.258 I want a goddamn leather jacket. 00:08:46.598 --> 00:08:48.138 Hell yeah. 00:08:48.518 --> 00:08:49.238 Hell yeah. 00:08:49.498 --> 00:08:50.138 Hell yeah. 00:08:50.198 --> 00:08:51.098 This is excellent. 00:08:51.118 --> 00:08:51.878 I love to see it. 00:08:51.898 --> 00:08:52.818 I love to hear about it. 00:08:52.838 --> 00:08:55.778 I've wanted a leather jacket for so long. 00:08:55.798 --> 00:08:56.678 I understand. 00:08:56.998 --> 00:08:59.198 I also don't have a leather jacket. 00:08:59.458 --> 00:09:00.938 And I think it'd be cool to own one. 00:09:00.958 --> 00:09:02.378 But you, you need it. 00:09:02.698 --> 00:09:03.338 I need it. 00:09:04.418 --> 00:09:06.678 Look, I got like big stompy boots. 00:09:06.998 --> 00:09:07.478 Hell yeah. 00:09:07.478 --> 00:09:12.338 And I'm ready to just go be the center of the tension. 00:09:12.878 --> 00:09:16.598 Well, I don't think I know enough scenes in Vancouver to be a punk. 00:09:17.298 --> 00:09:20.298 I don't know that anyone knows enough scenes in Vancouver to be a punk. 00:09:20.298 --> 00:09:25.478 I think even like punks are like, well, I don't know this one very specific scene, so I'm not like a real punk. 00:09:25.558 --> 00:09:30.038 Yeah, but you can still look extremely cool. 00:09:30.078 --> 00:09:32.538 Got that leather jacket, got those big boots. 00:09:32.598 --> 00:09:39.078 I just want to like have my hair buzzed with the jacket and be like, hello. 00:09:39.258 --> 00:09:43.058 What you're saying is you're moving to some butch, to some butch land. 00:09:43.078 --> 00:09:44.818 I want to resonate some butch energy. 00:09:44.838 --> 00:09:46.178 You want to resonate some butch energy. 00:09:46.198 --> 00:09:46.898 I support it. 00:09:46.918 --> 00:09:47.478 I love it. 00:09:47.478 --> 00:09:49.138 BBE, big butch energy. 00:09:50.698 --> 00:09:52.298 This could be you. 00:09:52.318 --> 00:09:54.358 I can absolutely see it. 00:09:54.438 --> 00:09:55.638 Let's get you this leather jacket. 00:09:55.658 --> 00:09:56.438 Let's just do it today. 00:09:57.098 --> 00:09:59.498 It's just a quick in and out. 00:09:59.718 --> 00:10:00.458 Yeah. 00:10:00.478 --> 00:10:04.978 I mean, this episode is releasing on the 30th, so we can just knock it out even before the year happens. 00:10:05.098 --> 00:10:05.718 Oh, wow. 00:10:05.738 --> 00:10:10.838 So I'm going to have it like for New Year's, and then I'll be the New Year's butch. 00:10:10.878 --> 00:10:12.098 You can be the New Year's butch. 00:10:15.258 --> 00:10:16.098 So tell me about... 00:10:16.118 --> 00:10:16.978 New York Biddy. 00:10:18.798 --> 00:10:22.838 So I'm just going to pull up my machine at what makes clothes. 00:10:23.078 --> 00:10:24.458 A sewing machine? 00:10:24.678 --> 00:10:26.578 No, like a full-on... 00:10:28.138 --> 00:10:31.638 Well, it's got to be leather or pleather or fake leather or whatever. 00:10:31.658 --> 00:10:32.798 Leather is better than pleather. 00:10:33.138 --> 00:10:33.878 All right, it's leather. 00:10:33.958 --> 00:10:34.898 I've set it to leather. 00:10:34.918 --> 00:10:36.938 See, this is like a computer. 00:10:36.958 --> 00:10:39.058 What are the other options besides leather? 00:10:39.078 --> 00:10:40.758 Like, what are the... 00:10:40.938 --> 00:10:41.898 Name of fabric. 00:10:42.678 --> 00:10:43.138 Bees. 00:10:45.618 --> 00:10:49.758 Not seeing bees here, so clearly I have some bugs to work out. 00:10:50.118 --> 00:10:52.438 You have to work the bugs in. 00:10:54.418 --> 00:10:55.178 There's leather. 00:10:55.198 --> 00:10:58.118 All right, we'll check that box on this here machine. 00:10:58.318 --> 00:11:00.838 So tell me about what you want this leather jacket to look like. 00:11:01.158 --> 00:11:03.078 Sorry, is there an underwear sitting on this machine? 00:11:03.098 --> 00:11:04.518 Can I have leather underwear? 00:11:05.958 --> 00:11:06.858 Do they breathe? 00:11:08.618 --> 00:11:10.418 They probably don't breathe great. 00:11:12.318 --> 00:11:17.498 There's a reason why people typically don't go for leather underwear. 00:11:17.578 --> 00:11:18.378 But you could. 00:11:18.398 --> 00:11:23.998 It is allowed by the system, but a lot of things are allowed by the system that shouldn't happen. 00:11:24.218 --> 00:11:28.558 Are you saying that you're going to try and find a way to outlaw my leather underwear? 00:11:28.578 --> 00:11:29.898 No, no, I'll let you have it. 00:11:30.118 --> 00:11:31.718 I'll let you have the leather underwear. 00:11:31.738 --> 00:11:33.298 Fine, fine, fuck it. 00:11:33.398 --> 00:11:34.038 Let's do it. 00:11:34.238 --> 00:11:35.478 Leather underwear. 00:11:35.578 --> 00:11:37.078 Tell me you have leather underwear. 00:11:38.038 --> 00:11:40.058 But wait, not just leather underwear, right? 00:11:40.078 --> 00:11:42.918 What if it was just one big bodysuit? 00:11:42.938 --> 00:11:45.038 This is a kink thing now. 00:11:46.258 --> 00:11:50.698 We've gone into kink territory immediately. 00:11:50.718 --> 00:11:53.758 I can't say that I'm all that surprised. 00:11:54.198 --> 00:12:00.218 We did start off with talking about leather, and the jump there is really not far. 00:12:00.238 --> 00:12:03.078 But we've already gone there. 00:12:03.138 --> 00:12:06.178 So, do you want to continue down this path? 00:12:07.338 --> 00:12:08.318 I think I'm good. 00:12:08.438 --> 00:12:15.538 But I will say, I just want to envision those green bodysuits on Halloween, but leather, that's the whole thing. 00:12:15.538 --> 00:12:18.678 I just want to think about that for a second. 00:12:18.778 --> 00:12:21.098 That's a choice, and that's a thing that could exist. 00:12:21.378 --> 00:12:22.898 They probably don't breathe either. 00:12:22.978 --> 00:12:24.578 It's probably a very short-lived outfit. 00:12:25.698 --> 00:12:27.418 You have to just cut a mouth hole. 00:12:28.578 --> 00:12:28.918 No? 00:12:28.938 --> 00:12:29.498 No mouth hole. 00:12:30.638 --> 00:12:31.118 All right. 00:12:31.238 --> 00:12:31.938 That's wild. 00:12:32.418 --> 00:12:34.198 Where can we find this leather jacket? 00:12:34.278 --> 00:12:35.518 I guess you have your machine. 00:12:35.958 --> 00:12:40.198 I mean, clearly you're not interested in the spirit of the machine. 00:12:40.218 --> 00:12:42.458 You just want to ask, what can it do? 00:12:42.518 --> 00:12:43.158 The spirit? 00:12:43.158 --> 00:12:46.158 I mean, like, what kind of spirit inhabits the machine? 00:12:46.718 --> 00:12:50.118 That is for me to know and for you to hopefully never find out. 00:12:51.458 --> 00:12:51.838 Listen. 00:12:52.218 --> 00:12:56.578 Sometimes a year or a person needs to be dealt with. 00:12:57.558 --> 00:13:01.238 I'm not going to say whether it's a year or a person or what it could be. 00:13:01.258 --> 00:13:02.218 I hope it's neither. 00:13:02.238 --> 00:13:06.298 You know, leather jackets used to be very popular. 00:13:06.318 --> 00:13:07.738 What year were they popular in? 00:13:08.598 --> 00:13:11.818 You know, I can't think of an era where leather jackets weren't popular. 00:13:11.918 --> 00:13:14.358 They're kind of a perfect piece of clothing. 00:13:14.378 --> 00:13:14.698 They're great. 00:13:15.058 --> 00:13:16.318 That's what I'm talking about. 00:13:16.338 --> 00:13:18.098 They just make you seem cool. 00:13:18.098 --> 00:13:19.218 Okay, but what about color? 00:13:19.298 --> 00:13:21.538 Like, what color? 00:13:21.558 --> 00:13:23.058 I mean, so like a pink leather jacket. 00:13:23.258 --> 00:13:24.858 That's super cute. 00:13:24.858 --> 00:13:27.818 I want a rainbow of leather jackets and then also black. 00:13:28.058 --> 00:13:30.018 I like a rainbow leather jacket. 00:13:30.298 --> 00:13:34.018 Do you want a leather jacket that's a rainbow? 00:13:34.338 --> 00:13:36.838 I want a leather jacket that like spews rainbows. 00:13:36.878 --> 00:13:45.918 And so like when people piss me off or whatever, and like I'm wearing my like black leather jacket, I can just like hit a toggle and then like rainbows shoot out of my chest. 00:13:45.938 --> 00:13:49.178 This is basically the gayest thing I can possibly imagine. 00:13:49.258 --> 00:13:51.298 It is me, the rainbow leather butch. 00:13:51.638 --> 00:13:52.898 The rainbow leather butch. 00:13:52.918 --> 00:13:54.598 Yeah, that sounds about right. 00:13:54.618 --> 00:13:55.618 I like this. 00:13:55.858 --> 00:13:58.818 So I basically like have Care Bear powers, but like... 00:14:00.038 --> 00:14:01.078 But make it butch. 00:14:02.278 --> 00:14:03.698 I'm the butch Care Bear. 00:14:05.198 --> 00:14:09.738 You know the other Care Bear they would never allow on the TV show because it wasn't... 00:14:10.058 --> 00:14:12.098 They said child appropriate. 00:14:14.038 --> 00:14:16.798 Yeah, it has like a buzz cut. 00:14:16.878 --> 00:14:18.558 Just like is super cool. 00:14:19.898 --> 00:14:20.558 I love this. 00:14:20.678 --> 00:14:22.778 Yeah, where can we find this leather jacket? 00:14:23.118 --> 00:14:27.618 So what if we make it some real antique stuff? 00:14:28.018 --> 00:14:29.218 Like old leather? 00:14:29.378 --> 00:14:32.858 Like I'm talking like a leather jacket from the 50s or something. 00:14:32.878 --> 00:14:33.778 It's kind of dusty. 00:14:33.918 --> 00:14:35.398 It's kind of dusty. 00:14:35.618 --> 00:14:37.198 Clean it up, get it perfect. 00:14:37.298 --> 00:14:38.538 Now, the only thing... 00:14:38.718 --> 00:14:40.158 How do you clean leather? 00:14:40.538 --> 00:14:43.298 There is absolutely a method to cleaning leather. 00:14:43.318 --> 00:14:45.298 Can you cook a leather jacket? 00:14:45.698 --> 00:14:53.078 If you put it in the oven at 350 degrees and you sort of like, so it's Thanksgiving, you have your turkey, wrap it in a leather jacket. 00:14:53.098 --> 00:14:56.098 Is this like an appropriate sort of skin to the turkey? 00:14:56.118 --> 00:14:57.838 Is it appropriate? 00:14:58.058 --> 00:14:58.398 No. 00:14:58.578 --> 00:14:59.438 Is it possible? 00:15:01.658 --> 00:15:02.738 Should I Google this? 00:15:03.618 --> 00:15:04.018 No. 00:15:04.318 --> 00:15:05.998 Do you really want that in your search history? 00:15:06.598 --> 00:15:11.518 How to cook a leather jacket, 10 ways to really marinate your marriage. 00:15:12.138 --> 00:15:14.058 Your marriage to your leather jacket. 00:15:14.258 --> 00:15:17.358 I appreciate that you tried to find a joke there. 00:15:18.098 --> 00:15:18.958 I value that. 00:15:18.958 --> 00:15:19.918 I value you. 00:15:20.278 --> 00:15:24.058 Okay, describe for me what the ideal leather jacket for you looks like. 00:15:24.418 --> 00:15:30.938 So there are leather jackets that are like small in length, where they only go to like your stomach or whatever. 00:15:31.018 --> 00:15:33.298 I have a pale leather jacket like that. 00:15:33.418 --> 00:15:35.318 I want a biker leather jacket. 00:15:35.338 --> 00:15:35.818 Hell yeah. 00:15:35.838 --> 00:15:37.898 I don't want like shoulder pads. 00:15:40.418 --> 00:15:45.798 I don't necessarily want shoulder pads, but I want sort of the like, I want like the patches on them. 00:15:45.818 --> 00:15:51.138 So there isn't more like depth to the shoulders, but the shoulders are accentuated. 00:15:51.178 --> 00:15:52.218 Yeah. 00:15:52.358 --> 00:15:54.898 I think you meant patches on the jacket itself. 00:15:54.918 --> 00:15:56.078 Oh, I want patches on the jacket. 00:15:56.098 --> 00:15:57.978 Which I assume is also going good. 00:15:57.998 --> 00:15:59.038 No, don't even get me wrong. 00:15:59.118 --> 00:16:01.218 There's gonna be patches on this jacket. 00:16:01.238 --> 00:16:02.238 Yeah, of course. 00:16:02.678 --> 00:16:03.198 You're gay. 00:16:03.218 --> 00:16:04.238 You have to have patches. 00:16:04.258 --> 00:16:06.258 What do you think about zippers? 00:16:06.658 --> 00:16:11.478 It has to have a zipper, but whether the zipper is ever zipped up is another thing. 00:16:11.558 --> 00:16:14.238 So the leather jacket, I do have the zipper sort of diagonal. 00:16:14.438 --> 00:16:15.838 It's kind of interesting. 00:16:15.858 --> 00:16:20.878 I want sort of the normal vertical zipper, but I love a big tooth zipper. 00:16:20.898 --> 00:16:24.818 I want some, not like Roblox sort of. 00:16:24.958 --> 00:16:26.998 You know how Legos are small? 00:16:28.058 --> 00:16:29.458 You know Legos are small. 00:16:29.478 --> 00:16:36.118 You know Roblox are just like, if Legos sort of like got the Ant-Man particle, and then we're like, woof woof woof woof. 00:16:37.238 --> 00:16:41.658 I'm super familiar with that way of describing Roblox and super normal way to describe Roblox. 00:16:42.298 --> 00:16:43.378 So not that big. 00:16:43.398 --> 00:16:45.718 I want sort of like a happy medium between that. 00:16:47.498 --> 00:16:48.358 Happy medium. 00:16:48.918 --> 00:16:50.558 Slider to happy medium. 00:16:50.578 --> 00:16:52.058 They call me happy medium. 00:16:52.978 --> 00:16:54.998 That's my new NPC. 00:16:56.398 --> 00:16:57.078 I like that. 00:16:57.398 --> 00:16:58.198 Anything on the back? 00:16:59.278 --> 00:17:01.678 Eventually, I'm going to have a big old patch there. 00:17:01.918 --> 00:17:02.638 Yeah. 00:17:03.098 --> 00:17:11.078 I think having a big patch on the back of your leather jacket is sort of the non-committal version of getting a back tattoo. 00:17:11.698 --> 00:17:12.458 But I know what it is. 00:17:12.478 --> 00:17:13.638 And also I have a back tattoo. 00:17:13.658 --> 00:17:15.298 But I know what it is. 00:17:15.778 --> 00:17:17.318 You don't have a back tattoo yet. 00:17:17.338 --> 00:17:18.378 I have two. 00:17:18.558 --> 00:17:20.038 But you don't have like a full back. 00:17:20.478 --> 00:17:23.918 No, my back isn't entirely covered, but I have two back tattoos. 00:17:24.318 --> 00:17:31.158 So the patch on the leather jacket is two like women with swords crossing the swords. 00:17:31.178 --> 00:17:38.118 Kind of like a skull and crossbones, the bones cross, but they're like back to back and they have the swords sort of over their shoulder crossing. 00:17:38.138 --> 00:17:39.478 Hell yeah. 00:17:39.698 --> 00:17:40.478 That's sick. 00:17:40.678 --> 00:17:41.698 Lesbians with swords. 00:17:41.758 --> 00:17:42.858 Lesbians with swords. 00:17:42.878 --> 00:17:44.958 You've made this gayer and gayer and gayer. 00:17:44.978 --> 00:17:48.278 You've made the gayest leather jacket possible. 00:17:48.438 --> 00:17:49.138 And here it is. 00:17:49.658 --> 00:17:50.058 Oh, wow. 00:17:50.238 --> 00:17:54.638 So, I've just made it in the machine and we're just going to have to wait for it to print. 00:17:55.198 --> 00:17:55.838 Oh, okay. 00:17:56.038 --> 00:17:57.038 So, it's just gonna... 00:17:57.058 --> 00:17:57.818 It's just gonna... 00:17:58.078 --> 00:17:59.478 Why is it smoking? 00:17:59.918 --> 00:18:00.658 Is that normal? 00:18:00.678 --> 00:18:02.598 Why is the smoke blue? 00:18:04.158 --> 00:18:04.498 Hmm. 00:18:04.858 --> 00:18:05.178 That... 00:18:05.438 --> 00:18:06.018 That doesn't... 00:18:06.818 --> 00:18:07.598 That's not quite... 00:18:07.618 --> 00:18:08.418 It's because it... 00:18:08.958 --> 00:18:09.518 Blew up. 00:18:10.498 --> 00:18:14.058 Oh, it sure did. 00:18:14.158 --> 00:18:15.518 I'll go find one soon. 00:18:15.538 --> 00:18:15.938 Yeah. 00:18:15.998 --> 00:18:16.458 Yeah. 00:18:16.478 --> 00:18:18.718 Thanks for helping me try and solve this craving. 00:18:18.738 --> 00:18:19.418 Yeah, no worries. 00:18:19.878 --> 00:18:24.198 1954 got out, and I'm not sure what to do with that fact. 00:18:24.218 --> 00:18:24.958 Okay, it's fine. 00:18:25.138 --> 00:18:26.638 Anyway, that's probably fine. 00:18:26.658 --> 00:18:27.478 Probably fine. 00:18:27.498 --> 00:18:29.058 Nothing happened then anyways. 00:18:29.078 --> 00:18:29.578 Yeah. 00:18:29.578 --> 00:18:31.718 Yeah, nothing happened then. 00:18:31.738 --> 00:18:32.938 Nothing. 00:18:32.998 --> 00:18:33.658 Nothing. 00:18:34.138 --> 00:18:34.818 Nothing at all. 00:18:35.118 --> 00:18:36.018 Can I give you a craving? 00:18:36.298 --> 00:18:36.838 Please. 00:18:37.378 --> 00:18:37.818 I just... 00:18:37.838 --> 00:18:38.798 I wanted to make sure. 00:18:38.818 --> 00:18:39.678 You want to make sure. 00:18:39.718 --> 00:18:44.178 So one of the podcasts that I've recently started listening to, recently being like October... 00:18:44.798 --> 00:18:45.878 October is recent. 00:18:45.898 --> 00:19:00.858 October is recent is Waypoint Radio, which is the podcast that the crew over at Vice Gaming, formerly known as Waypoint, do about video games, basically, and Austin Walker is a part of it, who runs Friends of the Table, which is why I started listening. 00:19:00.878 --> 00:19:01.978 But I really, really enjoy it. 00:19:01.998 --> 00:19:12.438 And one of the things that I've been enjoying listening to the backlog and one of the things that I did a little bit last year and have been really interested and excited for this year is looking at Game of the Year coverage. 00:19:12.978 --> 00:19:20.238 I think it's really interesting to see what games different people put as like they're kind of some of their best games each year. 00:19:20.638 --> 00:19:25.818 I'm very bad at knowing when games come out. 00:19:25.858 --> 00:19:30.158 Especially when I wasn't listening to a podcast that tells you when games come out. 00:19:30.978 --> 00:19:33.238 I'm terrible at knowing when games come out. 00:19:33.498 --> 00:19:40.978 And so I usually end up playing things that are just like, oh, this was last year's or the year before's Game of the Year. 00:19:41.318 --> 00:19:46.778 I'm playing it now, which has happened with multiple games that I played last year and this year. 00:19:47.038 --> 00:19:53.718 And so I get really excited to find out what are the games that were good this year so I can go back and play them and be a year behind. 00:19:55.018 --> 00:19:57.358 But only a year behind, which is better than I was. 00:19:57.378 --> 00:20:00.238 I mean, do you really have to catch up on games? 00:20:00.258 --> 00:20:03.438 Can't you just play games you like whenever you want to play the games? 00:20:03.638 --> 00:20:11.218 Unfortunately, you cannot because of systems and because games that are so old, sometimes you can't get any more. 00:20:11.298 --> 00:20:12.178 You can download them. 00:20:12.478 --> 00:20:13.038 You can. 00:20:13.058 --> 00:20:15.978 Yeah, usually you can emulate them and stuff like that. 00:20:16.098 --> 00:20:23.518 But it is kind of fun to hear what people think about specific games because like often it's critics that you trust or are interested in. 00:20:23.538 --> 00:20:26.138 There's a bunch that I follow on Twitter and I'm like, okay, cool. 00:20:26.218 --> 00:20:34.298 I started playing a game that you also started playing, Heaven Will Be Mine, because it was Austin Walker's number two game of 2018. 00:20:34.478 --> 00:20:35.918 That game rules. 00:20:36.178 --> 00:20:37.038 That game is super good. 00:20:37.058 --> 00:20:40.278 It was Austin Walker's top five of 2019 as well. 00:20:40.598 --> 00:20:41.038 Was it? 00:20:41.178 --> 00:20:44.858 He had five indie games that was his favorite this decade. 00:20:44.998 --> 00:20:45.498 Oh no. 00:20:46.718 --> 00:20:48.458 Yeah, that game is rad. 00:20:48.458 --> 00:20:50.538 I also started playing Celeste this year. 00:20:50.558 --> 00:20:53.578 I never finished Celeste. 00:20:53.598 --> 00:20:54.318 I have finished it. 00:20:54.338 --> 00:20:56.478 I'm going to 100% complete it. 00:20:56.698 --> 00:20:58.478 It is so hard. 00:20:58.738 --> 00:20:59.978 It is so good. 00:20:59.998 --> 00:21:04.478 It is a game that attempts to beat you to death and say you can do it. 00:21:04.718 --> 00:21:06.378 And I'm like fully there for it. 00:21:06.458 --> 00:21:13.498 I'm like, yes, this is extremely difficult and I'm suffering, but I feel so excited about this. 00:21:13.818 --> 00:21:17.038 It is a very weird feeling to have, but it's a really, really good game. 00:21:17.118 --> 00:21:17.558 I don't know. 00:21:17.578 --> 00:21:22.358 The thing that I'm craving is finding out what games people like in a given year. 00:21:23.018 --> 00:21:29.398 Oh, so the craving is knowing a person's favorite game rather than knowing when games come out. 00:21:29.818 --> 00:21:45.718 Yeah, it more has to do with like, oh, I really like hearing what this person really liked this year in games or what their top games of the year were, because it's always really interesting, especially when you're looking at specific people, you find their tastes really influence what it is. 00:21:45.758 --> 00:21:49.458 I'm not interested in finding out what the best game of the year was. 00:21:49.458 --> 00:21:52.738 I'm interested in finding out what people's favorite games of the year were. 00:21:52.898 --> 00:21:58.718 I've played very few 2019 games, but I played a lot of games in 2019. 00:21:59.778 --> 00:22:01.358 Celeste is probably my game of the year. 00:22:01.438 --> 00:22:03.718 Despite the fact that it came out in 2018, it's fine. 00:22:03.738 --> 00:22:04.878 There was a DLC release for it. 00:22:06.258 --> 00:22:09.698 If there's a DLC for it, it came out that year. 00:22:10.598 --> 00:22:14.438 But sometimes a game gets re-released for the Switch, especially. 00:22:14.458 --> 00:22:15.698 Game of the Year Edition. 00:22:15.718 --> 00:22:17.558 Yeah, Game of the Year Edition, stuff like that. 00:22:17.758 --> 00:22:22.498 So, Clair, what are some games that you really enjoyed playing in 2019? 00:22:22.518 --> 00:22:33.958 I want to know what games that came out in 2019 that you loved, and what games that you really enjoyed playing this year, if those two answers are different. 00:22:34.078 --> 00:22:37.298 Well, they overlap, but I can give different answers. 00:22:37.358 --> 00:22:41.218 Yeah, give me a couple of ones that were really monumental for you. 00:22:41.398 --> 00:22:44.018 I mean, obviously, there's Pokemon. 00:22:44.718 --> 00:22:47.198 Yeah, Sword and Shield were extremely good. 00:22:47.218 --> 00:22:47.738 They were good. 00:22:47.758 --> 00:22:49.518 Finish them rather quickly. 00:22:49.518 --> 00:22:52.178 I still have not finished Shield because I've been playing Celeste. 00:22:53.498 --> 00:22:55.218 Did enjoy Celeste, never finished it. 00:22:55.418 --> 00:22:56.538 I know one game you played. 00:22:57.038 --> 00:22:58.298 What game did I play? 00:22:58.318 --> 00:22:59.758 You played Fire Emblem Three Houses. 00:22:59.838 --> 00:23:02.298 Oh, fuck, I never finished Fire Emblem Three Houses. 00:23:02.438 --> 00:23:05.198 That's okay, you don't have to have finished it to enjoy the game. 00:23:05.278 --> 00:23:23.838 Okay, so the thing with Fire Emblem Three Houses is I've sunk in like 70 hours into it, and I'm like in the last month of the run where you basically let the Empire take over the continent and never finished it because Pokemon came out. 00:23:23.958 --> 00:23:25.158 Yeah, yeah. 00:23:25.498 --> 00:23:29.098 But I did love Fire Emblem Three Houses, and I will return to it eventually. 00:23:29.118 --> 00:23:39.078 I think one game that I wasn't expecting to like as much as I have, and I haven't played a whole bunch of it, and it has problems, there's a lot of problems, is Xeno Play 2. 00:23:39.218 --> 00:23:39.598 Yeah. 00:23:39.718 --> 00:23:46.118 It did not come out in 2019, but God, just if you do play it, just download the Japanese voice packs. 00:23:46.138 --> 00:23:48.178 Don't waste your time listening to it in English. 00:23:48.378 --> 00:23:50.558 Oh my God, the voice actors are so bad. 00:23:51.838 --> 00:23:55.318 No disrespect, but holy crap, the Japanese voice actors are just better. 00:23:55.338 --> 00:23:56.418 Yeah, fair. 00:23:56.438 --> 00:23:59.378 I feel like I played so many games and I don't remember anything. 00:23:59.698 --> 00:24:04.818 One game that I've been playing a lot this year that didn't come out this year was Stardew Valley. 00:24:04.838 --> 00:24:07.318 I sort of picked it up again because it came out on the Switch. 00:24:07.338 --> 00:24:09.438 And it's just so much better. 00:24:09.458 --> 00:24:10.598 It's so much better. 00:24:10.618 --> 00:24:16.298 The handheld and the new update is on the Switch now that lets you see everybody's favorite things finally. 00:24:16.318 --> 00:24:17.418 Which is great. 00:24:17.718 --> 00:24:22.398 It gives you an idea of what stuff needs to go to the community center. 00:24:22.458 --> 00:24:23.138 Stuff like that. 00:24:23.158 --> 00:24:24.438 Lots of quality of life stuff. 00:24:24.438 --> 00:24:28.818 I originally played it last year, but it's a game that I got quite into this year. 00:24:28.838 --> 00:24:32.718 What are some of your games? 00:24:33.158 --> 00:24:41.998 I got my Switch basically at the beginning of last year, which means that most games that are on my Switch are games that I played this year, which means I have some favorites. 00:24:42.278 --> 00:24:46.978 I said that Celeste was my game of the year, but I remembered that I also played Breath of the Wild this year. 00:24:47.138 --> 00:24:49.058 Oh, Breath of the Wild was so good. 00:24:49.078 --> 00:24:51.398 Breath of the Wild is an incredible, just beautiful... 00:24:51.438 --> 00:24:53.498 It really set the standard for the Switch. 00:24:53.698 --> 00:24:54.478 It really did. 00:24:54.478 --> 00:24:59.898 It's like the first game that I got for the Switch was Super Mario Odyssey, which I believe I completed last year. 00:25:00.118 --> 00:25:01.258 It may have gone into this year. 00:25:01.278 --> 00:25:03.798 And Odyssey is an incredible game. 00:25:03.798 --> 00:25:08.538 And Breath of the Wild is just stunning and gorgeous and beautiful. 00:25:08.618 --> 00:25:13.558 And the Switch's lineup is amazing, but Breath of the Wild really kicked it off. 00:25:13.558 --> 00:25:16.238 Yeah, we're going to be doing stuff different. 00:25:16.578 --> 00:25:24.618 I played Dead Cells this year, a game that I originally played when we were living together, but I beat it this year, which was a lot of fun. 00:25:24.698 --> 00:25:32.638 I don't know that I would say it's my favorite game of the year, but it's a really, really fun roguelike platformer. 00:25:33.018 --> 00:25:34.438 I also liked Pokemon. 00:25:34.758 --> 00:25:36.158 I played Deltarune this year. 00:25:36.578 --> 00:25:37.338 Smash is great. 00:25:38.058 --> 00:25:40.738 I played a lot of games this year that ruled. 00:25:41.798 --> 00:25:48.818 This year was a very good year for games for me, despite the fact that pretty much none of the games that I played were games that came out this year. 00:25:48.838 --> 00:25:53.778 I was mostly playing games of 2017 and 2018, and I was happy with that. 00:25:53.878 --> 00:25:59.418 I think Undertale I played this year, there's a lot of extremely good games that I played this year. 00:26:00.898 --> 00:26:05.738 I could do a top 10, and none of them would be from 2019, except for Pokemon. 00:26:05.958 --> 00:26:07.298 They're all extremely good games. 00:26:07.318 --> 00:26:09.558 I think Pokemon is my game of the year. 00:26:09.578 --> 00:26:11.098 Making it easy on myself. 00:26:11.118 --> 00:26:11.978 Yeah, fair. 00:26:12.418 --> 00:26:14.418 I'm surprised that it wins over Three Houses for you. 00:26:14.538 --> 00:26:15.898 You liked that game a lot. 00:26:16.238 --> 00:26:17.338 I liked Three Houses. 00:26:17.778 --> 00:26:19.778 I like open world games a little more. 00:26:19.938 --> 00:26:20.318 Fair. 00:26:21.018 --> 00:26:23.958 Pokemon had an open world flair this year. 00:26:24.058 --> 00:26:24.738 It did. 00:26:24.878 --> 00:26:27.718 I think the wilds were quite large. 00:26:28.178 --> 00:26:30.658 They were large enough for me at least. 00:26:30.678 --> 00:26:33.718 I'm sure other people were like, it's tiny after Breath of the Wild. 00:26:33.738 --> 00:26:38.398 Yeah, I definitely was like, okay, this feels like a mini Breath of the Wild, and it's kind of fine. 00:26:38.478 --> 00:26:40.558 I liked having Pokemon appear. 00:26:42.338 --> 00:26:43.698 That whole mechanic is awesome. 00:26:43.738 --> 00:26:47.218 They took the mechanic from Let's Go and refined it. 00:26:47.318 --> 00:26:48.398 Yeah, they super did. 00:26:49.398 --> 00:26:50.258 What's the joke? 00:26:50.778 --> 00:26:51.718 There's no joke. 00:26:51.798 --> 00:26:52.798 I think there's just... 00:26:53.138 --> 00:27:00.358 Listen, Clair, I think there's space for us to just be positive about things that we like, and I like a lot of things. 00:27:00.858 --> 00:27:04.758 I guess we can talk about the things that we like once a year. 00:27:04.778 --> 00:27:06.898 I suppose there's room for that. 00:27:06.918 --> 00:27:10.318 Yeah, not just the things that we crave, which are definitely not things that we like. 00:27:10.578 --> 00:27:15.918 Sometimes I crave things that I like, and sometimes I like things that I crave. 00:27:16.138 --> 00:27:19.978 Can I return us to maybe the world of cravings then? 00:27:20.258 --> 00:27:21.798 Of not just things that we like? 00:27:22.638 --> 00:27:25.158 I mean, I did have a craving to find out what people liked. 00:27:25.478 --> 00:27:26.458 How are we doing it? 00:27:26.898 --> 00:27:27.418 We did it. 00:27:27.438 --> 00:27:27.918 I guess we asked. 00:27:27.938 --> 00:27:28.838 I found out what you liked. 00:27:28.858 --> 00:27:29.458 That's true. 00:27:29.998 --> 00:27:31.638 Hey, I know how we can solve this craving. 00:27:31.978 --> 00:27:40.398 Hey, if you really enjoyed games this year or any media really, like I love hearing about what media people enjoyed in general. 00:27:40.598 --> 00:27:42.058 Tell us your favorite game. 00:27:42.298 --> 00:27:43.638 Tell us your favorite game. 00:27:43.898 --> 00:27:46.698 I'm so curious to hear from people. 00:27:46.998 --> 00:27:47.758 Tweet at us. 00:27:47.998 --> 00:27:48.658 Tweet at us. 00:27:49.018 --> 00:27:49.798 Save my craving. 00:27:50.438 --> 00:27:53.058 What's your craving for the next year? 00:27:53.298 --> 00:27:54.958 Tell me what you want in the new year, Clair. 00:27:55.438 --> 00:27:58.818 So 2019 was a year of growth for me. 00:27:59.318 --> 00:28:14.418 And so one thing that I'd really like in 2020, I've been craving spreading the lessons that I've learned this year, the hard way, and making it so that other people can not have to go through it the hard way. 00:28:14.598 --> 00:28:23.198 You are like a flower, dripping the water off of your leaves to onto the ground so the flowers around you may grow as well. 00:28:23.238 --> 00:28:25.498 Are you saying that the people I know are dirt? 00:28:25.818 --> 00:28:26.958 They're also flowers. 00:28:27.478 --> 00:28:29.638 It's just the growth is dirt. 00:28:29.818 --> 00:28:31.458 The dirt is the water. 00:28:31.478 --> 00:28:34.258 No, the growth is the dirt and also the water. 00:28:34.618 --> 00:28:35.218 It's both. 00:28:35.478 --> 00:28:36.698 So the problem with this... 00:28:36.718 --> 00:28:43.818 I was making a really nice metaphor that was really wholesome and good, and I just needed to validate myself on that. 00:28:43.818 --> 00:28:44.438 Continue. 00:28:45.858 --> 00:29:05.478 So the problem with this is often when you get into the series conversations about what has happened to you, and you try to impart knowledge and whatnot, often it's really hard to understand where that's coming from, and if you don't have the same life experience, then it can be hollow words. 00:29:05.558 --> 00:29:06.778 What do you mean exactly? 00:29:06.958 --> 00:29:20.758 When you're trying to share an idea with someone about the things that you have learned through hard outcomes, but they do not share these experiences, they will often be like, ah, these are words I do not understand. 00:29:21.178 --> 00:29:23.558 So I don't want to just share words this year. 00:29:23.578 --> 00:29:25.998 I want to share experiences. 00:29:26.018 --> 00:29:27.898 You want to share bad experiences? 00:29:28.018 --> 00:29:36.078 But like, so you know, when you get a vaccination, it's like you get injected with the virus, but it's an inert virus. 00:29:36.438 --> 00:29:39.658 I want to share inert bad experiences. 00:29:40.938 --> 00:29:45.058 I think really amusingly, the thing that you're describing is why I like Celeste. 00:29:47.398 --> 00:29:52.798 You want to put someone through an experience that will help them grow, no matter the cost. 00:29:55.718 --> 00:29:59.378 You want to force someone to experience something difficult. 00:29:59.458 --> 00:30:05.798 No, no, I want to like hand someone a bad experience, be like, don't worry, this is inert. 00:30:05.838 --> 00:30:07.638 I've already experienced it. 00:30:08.658 --> 00:30:11.458 How do you transfer your own experience? 00:30:11.478 --> 00:30:12.658 That's what I need to know. 00:30:12.698 --> 00:30:13.958 How are we doing this? 00:30:15.098 --> 00:30:20.378 Like, is it just like you just sort of like put your foreheads together and you think real hard? 00:30:20.398 --> 00:30:23.458 There's a small little sticker you stick to your forehead. 00:30:23.478 --> 00:30:24.658 I have an idea. 00:30:25.198 --> 00:30:25.898 I have an idea. 00:30:26.098 --> 00:30:27.798 You simply enter. 00:30:28.158 --> 00:30:28.678 Oh, no. 00:30:29.018 --> 00:30:30.638 The Mindscape. 00:30:32.238 --> 00:30:33.818 We have to go into inception. 00:30:35.618 --> 00:30:39.198 But you have someone step into your memories. 00:30:39.558 --> 00:30:40.858 They just get to view. 00:30:40.878 --> 00:30:42.298 This just sounds like inception. 00:30:42.318 --> 00:30:43.718 No, that was dreams. 00:30:43.738 --> 00:30:46.078 Okay, but it sounds like awake inception. 00:30:46.358 --> 00:30:48.038 This is woke inception. 00:30:48.698 --> 00:30:55.158 And we will put people through things without it harming them. 00:30:55.178 --> 00:30:57.218 We need to plant an inert idea. 00:30:57.818 --> 00:31:04.478 Because instead of having them go through it, they will get to witness you go through it in your memories. 00:31:04.838 --> 00:31:05.698 Oh, so they just like... 00:31:05.718 --> 00:31:08.098 They have to be people who care about you also. 00:31:10.958 --> 00:31:17.658 So we have this jack that we plug into our heads, and we play our memory in a theater for people. 00:31:17.718 --> 00:31:19.738 I don't think that that is immersed enough. 00:31:20.338 --> 00:31:20.878 Oh, okay. 00:31:20.898 --> 00:31:22.318 I think they've got to be there. 00:31:23.078 --> 00:31:27.178 So we have little cables going from our brains to other brains. 00:31:27.198 --> 00:31:32.278 Yeah, and it's like a VR situation where they're seeing the memory play out. 00:31:32.398 --> 00:31:39.018 I don't know, is it more interesting if it's from your perspective, or is it just they're a third party seeing it and seeing you go through it? 00:31:39.078 --> 00:31:39.758 If you want. 00:31:40.058 --> 00:31:43.618 If you want them to really feel it, you've got to put it in your seat. 00:31:43.638 --> 00:31:45.398 I don't though, it's inert. 00:31:45.458 --> 00:31:47.538 I don't want them to experience it. 00:31:47.718 --> 00:31:49.458 They're not experiencing it. 00:31:49.478 --> 00:31:51.338 It's not real for them. 00:31:51.538 --> 00:31:52.298 It's real for you. 00:31:52.298 --> 00:31:53.778 But you wanted to make it real. 00:31:53.958 --> 00:31:54.998 I'm not making it real. 00:31:55.018 --> 00:31:56.318 I'm making it seem real. 00:31:57.078 --> 00:31:58.798 I feel like that's almost as bad. 00:31:59.218 --> 00:32:03.318 As the person who's scared of horror things, you're right, it is. 00:32:03.338 --> 00:32:06.038 I didn't think this through. 00:32:07.838 --> 00:32:10.098 And I am no longer helping. 00:32:11.338 --> 00:32:12.218 Have fun! 00:32:13.578 --> 00:32:15.718 Brianna just sort of left me on my own. 00:32:15.958 --> 00:32:17.298 I'm gonna leave, actually. 00:32:17.318 --> 00:32:18.338 So you can just... 00:32:18.678 --> 00:32:20.558 I just do the podcast by myself. 00:32:20.578 --> 00:32:22.458 You can just do the podcast by yourself now. 00:32:24.158 --> 00:32:26.138 So I guess the solution to this... 00:32:26.518 --> 00:32:34.698 Okay, you know when you're like a teenager and there's a bridge, and you hook a loogie off the bridge at oncoming traffic? 00:32:35.058 --> 00:32:35.538 What if... 00:32:37.238 --> 00:32:43.758 Sorry, I came back into the room because I was so enticed by what you're talking about here. 00:32:43.778 --> 00:32:44.698 Please go on. 00:32:46.638 --> 00:32:47.978 So you're hooking a loogie. 00:32:47.998 --> 00:32:53.978 So you're hooking a loogie, and you sort of just get the people to line up under you. 00:32:54.458 --> 00:33:01.478 And then you sort of transfer your memory into your saliva, and it sort of solidifies into a pill. 00:33:02.198 --> 00:33:08.698 And then you spit this pill into their mouth, sort of like a baby bird eating from their mother bird. 00:33:08.718 --> 00:33:10.778 This is a really intimate way to share. 00:33:10.798 --> 00:33:13.078 Well, yeah, they're intimate memories. 00:33:13.098 --> 00:33:14.078 Yeah, I guess they're intimate. 00:33:14.098 --> 00:33:16.638 You think I'm just gonna share these memories with anyone? 00:33:17.218 --> 00:33:20.418 You're not going around with the strange spitting pills into people's mouths. 00:33:25.278 --> 00:33:29.638 I mean, if you were really wanting to spread this, you would spread it to everyone. 00:33:30.678 --> 00:33:31.518 Like a virus. 00:33:32.158 --> 00:33:33.558 Like an inert virus. 00:33:35.338 --> 00:33:41.578 So can my experiences transfer to you and then transfer to somebody else through you? 00:33:41.898 --> 00:33:43.178 That's a good question. 00:33:43.318 --> 00:33:44.938 Like, do they take different forms? 00:33:45.258 --> 00:33:46.378 Does it get muddled? 00:33:46.678 --> 00:33:52.738 I like the idea that it gets muddled like some game of bad experience, memory telephone. 00:33:53.698 --> 00:33:54.718 It goes from like... 00:33:54.738 --> 00:33:57.778 I really had a bad time, like, visiting this dolphin. 00:33:57.898 --> 00:34:02.138 And then like ten memories later, it's like, dolphins are evil. 00:34:02.418 --> 00:34:06.498 No, it's like, I had a great time visiting this monkey. 00:34:06.718 --> 00:34:08.858 Like, that's where it got to. 00:34:08.878 --> 00:34:11.378 I want to know who transferred the dolphin into the monkey. 00:34:11.398 --> 00:34:13.758 What does the dolphin-monkey hybrid look like? 00:34:14.218 --> 00:34:17.218 Like, there had to be sort of like a transition period. 00:34:20.998 --> 00:34:22.238 That's the noise it makes. 00:34:24.578 --> 00:34:27.218 So is it just like a dolphin with arms and legs? 00:34:28.098 --> 00:34:30.158 Or is it like a furry dolphin? 00:34:30.438 --> 00:34:32.298 Or is it like a smooth monkey? 00:34:38.898 --> 00:34:40.958 It's a dolphin with a monkey head. 00:34:42.038 --> 00:34:43.338 Where is the head attached? 00:34:43.558 --> 00:34:44.678 Dolphins don't have necks. 00:34:46.998 --> 00:34:48.858 It's attached to the front of the dolphin. 00:34:52.138 --> 00:34:52.638 That's it? 00:34:52.658 --> 00:34:53.578 That's the whole thing? 00:34:53.778 --> 00:34:56.098 It's just a fucking dolphin with a monkey head. 00:34:56.398 --> 00:34:59.778 Is the head furry and the dolphin body is so smooth? 00:35:00.778 --> 00:35:02.558 And the arms and legs, of course, are also furry. 00:35:02.678 --> 00:35:07.198 Oh, and they just like swim like, instead of like gliding through the water. 00:35:07.678 --> 00:35:11.438 They sort of just doggy paddle like, but through the water. 00:35:11.458 --> 00:35:13.698 Yeah, this is perfect. 00:35:13.698 --> 00:35:15.958 This is not body horror at all. 00:35:16.338 --> 00:35:18.718 But I think it would teach people a whole lot. 00:35:18.738 --> 00:35:20.058 I think it would. 00:35:20.078 --> 00:35:24.558 I think I would understand, like, yeah, I don't want to go near that thing either. 00:35:25.838 --> 00:35:27.918 They'd grow because they'd learn. 00:35:27.938 --> 00:35:29.978 Monkey dolphins are bad. 00:35:29.998 --> 00:35:31.238 This is a good idea. 00:35:31.238 --> 00:35:31.978 I like this. 00:35:31.978 --> 00:35:32.198 Is it? 00:35:32.698 --> 00:35:33.738 No, but I like it. 00:35:35.178 --> 00:35:43.578 I think that there is something to be said for wanting to pass on the growth that you've experienced. 00:35:44.478 --> 00:35:53.058 I was about to get really genuine and real, so let's completely scrap what I was going to do, and let's talk about literal growth. 00:35:54.318 --> 00:36:04.058 So you know when you get a mole on your neck or whatever, and you scrape a little bit off, and then you can transfer it to the other person? 00:36:07.378 --> 00:36:08.958 A, never want to just scrape my mole off. 00:36:08.978 --> 00:36:09.758 Not all of them. 00:36:09.778 --> 00:36:12.798 B, how do you transfer it to another person? 00:36:13.098 --> 00:36:14.878 What the fuck do you mean? 00:36:14.898 --> 00:36:21.538 You know when you transplant sort of like a seedling or like a branch to another pot, and then it grows? 00:36:21.558 --> 00:36:23.258 Yeah, I do know that, yeah. 00:36:23.718 --> 00:36:24.158 Yeah. 00:36:26.158 --> 00:36:28.018 So, so... 00:36:28.378 --> 00:36:29.538 You sort of just like... 00:36:29.738 --> 00:36:35.658 So you are, is this a metaphysical thing that you're transferring, or is it a literal physical thing? 00:36:35.758 --> 00:36:39.458 Yes, it's like the mole, but the mole contains the experience. 00:36:39.818 --> 00:36:44.238 Okay, how do we make it so the experience filters down into the mole? 00:36:44.438 --> 00:36:50.278 You know when you're studying for like an exam and you get so anxious that you like sort of break out? 00:36:50.318 --> 00:36:50.638 Yeah. 00:36:50.778 --> 00:36:52.958 I think it's like memory breakouts, right? 00:36:53.078 --> 00:36:54.178 Like when you're just like... 00:36:54.198 --> 00:36:54.698 Super normal. 00:36:56.178 --> 00:37:06.118 When you're like tossing and turning in bed and you're reliving that like childhood, that time you said like thanks you too to the server when they like said... 00:37:06.138 --> 00:37:08.598 The most traumatic memory I have as a child, absolutely. 00:37:14.678 --> 00:37:15.558 Yeah, and so... 00:37:15.578 --> 00:37:16.978 She said enjoy your food. 00:37:16.998 --> 00:37:18.358 She said enjoy your food. 00:37:18.378 --> 00:37:19.078 And I said it. 00:37:19.138 --> 00:37:20.258 I said thanks you too. 00:37:23.058 --> 00:37:26.278 And it sort of just turns into like a pimple. 00:37:26.378 --> 00:37:29.298 And then you sort of like you pop the pimple, but you keep the juice. 00:37:31.438 --> 00:37:32.738 Is this... 00:37:32.818 --> 00:37:34.358 This is bad memory pimple juice. 00:37:34.378 --> 00:37:38.638 Yeah, is this the Harry Potter model of you lose the memory? 00:37:38.658 --> 00:37:42.558 Because there's the like thing, I don't even remember what it's called, but it's the play thing. 00:37:42.578 --> 00:37:43.578 I think you can, right? 00:37:43.598 --> 00:37:46.558 If you pop the pimple, then the bad memory is gone. 00:37:46.598 --> 00:37:47.718 Okay, cool. 00:37:47.718 --> 00:37:49.278 You collect the pimple juice. 00:37:49.278 --> 00:37:50.958 So does this mean your growth is gone? 00:37:50.978 --> 00:37:55.158 You put it in a vat, and you relive with the pimple juicer. 00:37:55.518 --> 00:38:01.518 So like in Harry Potter, they have the thing where you can relive a memory any amount of times or whatever. 00:38:01.538 --> 00:38:02.098 Hang on. 00:38:02.118 --> 00:38:07.118 I have a question about the whole Harry Potter system with memories and stuff. 00:38:07.298 --> 00:38:23.498 If you deposit a memory into this thing, and then you relive that memory, and you have a memory of reliving the memory, do you lose that memory of reliving that memory, or do you have the memory of reliving the memory, and therefore still have the memory? 00:38:23.618 --> 00:38:30.018 So you've lost the memory, and then you relive that memory, and then you lose the memory of reliving that memory. 00:38:30.038 --> 00:38:34.178 I don't think there's a scrap of that memory anymore in your brain, so I think you've lost it all. 00:38:34.398 --> 00:38:35.138 That's awful. 00:38:35.158 --> 00:38:37.818 So you just have to relive the reliving of the memory. 00:38:38.438 --> 00:38:39.418 This is terrible. 00:38:39.438 --> 00:38:40.578 Why does this thing exist? 00:38:40.598 --> 00:38:41.398 Who wants this? 00:38:41.538 --> 00:38:46.378 Especially when bad experiences can be, you know, utilized for growth. 00:38:46.398 --> 00:38:47.418 Yeah, we want to share that. 00:38:47.438 --> 00:38:49.218 We don't want to just get rid of the bad experiences. 00:38:49.418 --> 00:38:52.618 But you're also, what you're proposing here gets rid of the bad experience. 00:38:52.958 --> 00:38:56.018 No matter how many pimples you pop, you can't get rid of your bad experiences. 00:38:56.038 --> 00:38:56.558 Thank God. 00:38:56.578 --> 00:38:57.518 This is what I wanted. 00:38:57.538 --> 00:39:01.518 You can chug the pimple juice to gain more experiences. 00:39:01.538 --> 00:39:05.118 More bad experiences is the specific thing you're saying here. 00:39:05.138 --> 00:39:08.858 Which in fairness, I think chugging pimple juice would be a pretty bad experience. 00:39:09.378 --> 00:39:11.078 And that's really the downside. 00:39:11.098 --> 00:39:13.458 Like getting a shot isn't always the greatest. 00:39:13.498 --> 00:39:17.058 Get your vaccines, get vaccinated, chug your pimple juice. 00:39:17.318 --> 00:39:19.418 Get vaccinated, chug your pimple juice. 00:39:19.718 --> 00:39:20.858 And that's how you'll grow. 00:39:21.258 --> 00:39:25.958 You know what they say, a pimple juice a day keeps the memories in the bay. 00:39:26.278 --> 00:39:29.498 Come to the bay, we have sweaters for $299. 00:39:29.818 --> 00:39:30.798 That's not true. 00:39:31.078 --> 00:39:32.858 Maybe $299. 00:39:33.978 --> 00:39:35.378 Do you want to give me a craving? 00:39:35.518 --> 00:39:39.438 I would love to give you the last craving ever of this year, of 2019. 00:39:39.458 --> 00:39:39.878 This is a lot. 00:39:39.898 --> 00:39:40.598 It better be good. 00:39:40.618 --> 00:39:41.878 The last craving of the decade. 00:39:41.898 --> 00:39:47.058 No pressure, but like this is going to define our entire everything going forward. 00:39:47.238 --> 00:39:47.678 Okay. 00:39:47.978 --> 00:39:53.318 If it sucks, I think it's over. 00:39:57.078 --> 00:39:57.858 What is happening? 00:39:58.358 --> 00:39:59.518 Animal Crossing is happening. 00:40:03.178 --> 00:40:03.698 Listen. 00:40:04.418 --> 00:40:05.198 Listen to me, Clark. 00:40:05.218 --> 00:40:07.098 That could have been so many things. 00:40:07.118 --> 00:40:09.598 That is what Animal Crossing noises sound like. 00:40:09.818 --> 00:40:14.738 What if, so like in 2020, they're going to give them all real voices now and you're going to sound like a fool. 00:40:17.558 --> 00:40:19.558 I would love some voice acting. 00:40:19.578 --> 00:40:20.058 I'm a raccoon. 00:40:20.078 --> 00:40:21.038 I give you mortgages. 00:40:21.778 --> 00:40:22.378 Yo, what's up? 00:40:22.538 --> 00:40:23.418 I'm Tom Nook. 00:40:23.558 --> 00:40:25.678 I'm a raccoon, and I'm going to give you mortgages. 00:40:25.998 --> 00:40:28.458 Yo, pay your mortgage, or I'm going to kick your kneecaps. 00:40:28.478 --> 00:40:29.618 Bust your kneecaps? 00:40:30.178 --> 00:40:31.838 Yeah, that's how Animal Crossing works. 00:40:31.878 --> 00:40:33.478 Tom Nook is terrible. 00:40:33.578 --> 00:40:35.798 I would love to hear what Isabel's voice acting sounds like. 00:40:36.778 --> 00:40:38.418 She's the like, hey, what's up? 00:40:38.538 --> 00:40:39.238 I'm Isabel. 00:40:39.338 --> 00:40:40.078 How you doing? 00:40:40.258 --> 00:40:44.918 She's that in the English dub, but then in the Japanese dub, she has the ulu voice. 00:40:47.638 --> 00:40:49.718 I sound like a 10 year old. 00:40:49.738 --> 00:40:53.578 But then like the English dub is like, and I will save you from the universe. 00:40:53.618 --> 00:40:54.378 I am a dog. 00:40:54.918 --> 00:40:59.478 I also want to say Tom Nook's voice would be like a CEO voice or something. 00:40:59.498 --> 00:41:00.958 What is a CEO voice? 00:41:01.418 --> 00:41:02.678 Like he's better than you. 00:41:02.858 --> 00:41:04.338 Anyway, Animal Crossing is coming. 00:41:04.458 --> 00:41:05.058 2020. 00:41:05.798 --> 00:41:07.458 You might get Sonic'd. 00:41:07.478 --> 00:41:08.958 We've already gotten Sonic'd. 00:41:08.998 --> 00:41:11.038 I know, and we might get Sonic'd again. 00:41:11.398 --> 00:41:13.298 Sonic'd me once, shame on you. 00:41:13.398 --> 00:41:15.358 Sonic'd me twice, gotta go fast. 00:41:15.558 --> 00:41:16.838 I'm so excited for Animal Crossing. 00:41:16.858 --> 00:41:20.898 Every time a new Animal Crossing game comes out, I get obsessed with it for a very long time. 00:41:21.078 --> 00:41:23.218 And this one has a lot of things that I'm very excited for. 00:41:23.378 --> 00:41:24.578 It's like Minecraft. 00:41:24.798 --> 00:41:25.778 Here's what I'm saying. 00:41:25.858 --> 00:41:32.438 One of the things that I'm thinking about a lot with Animal Crossing is you are going to have the option to have islands with your friends. 00:41:32.778 --> 00:41:36.458 I think I've said before that one of the things that I really enjoy is playing games with friends. 00:41:36.718 --> 00:41:37.078 Yeah. 00:41:37.158 --> 00:41:40.038 And here's my main thing with Animal Crossing. 00:41:40.118 --> 00:41:41.438 You've got one file. 00:41:41.578 --> 00:41:47.398 You know, the way that the Switch typically works, at least as far as I know with Animal Crossing, you're going to have one island. 00:41:47.558 --> 00:41:52.818 Should I have that island be an individual, just for me, island, or should it be an island with friends? 00:41:52.818 --> 00:41:54.658 Here's the hard questions. 00:41:55.118 --> 00:42:10.018 Is my 2020 going to be about me deeply loving a specific game that's an individual love, or is it about loving that game with friends and not making sure that every detail of the game is exactly to my particular liking? 00:42:10.478 --> 00:42:11.818 It's a hard choice. 00:42:12.618 --> 00:42:14.338 And now I have to figure out what to do. 00:42:14.578 --> 00:42:16.158 How are we going to make this decision? 00:42:16.178 --> 00:42:16.938 Toying costs? 00:42:17.878 --> 00:42:18.578 Toying costs? 00:42:18.958 --> 00:42:20.058 Toying costs? 00:42:20.658 --> 00:42:22.278 Yeah, let's do a toying cost. 00:42:22.298 --> 00:42:23.458 What's a toying cost? 00:42:23.778 --> 00:42:25.618 Tell me what a toying cost is, Clair. 00:42:27.698 --> 00:42:28.318 So, okay. 00:42:28.338 --> 00:42:31.938 So you have to... 00:42:32.098 --> 00:42:33.578 It's a very delicate process. 00:42:34.538 --> 00:42:36.078 You have to take your toying. 00:42:36.418 --> 00:42:37.638 Right, we all know what a toying is. 00:42:37.738 --> 00:42:38.318 And you... 00:42:39.958 --> 00:42:44.778 If you're not careful, if you cost it the wrong way, you're gonna get a bad outcome. 00:42:44.798 --> 00:42:45.238 Okay. 00:42:45.498 --> 00:42:48.578 But if you cost it just right, it'll tell you what you need. 00:42:48.598 --> 00:42:49.378 It'll tell you the future. 00:42:49.818 --> 00:42:50.578 Oh, nice. 00:42:50.638 --> 00:42:51.738 So we can just toying cost. 00:42:53.498 --> 00:42:54.498 So let's toying cost. 00:42:54.758 --> 00:42:56.018 I left my toying at home. 00:42:56.398 --> 00:42:57.818 Oh, I don't have a toying. 00:42:58.778 --> 00:43:00.198 It's fine, we can't toying cost. 00:43:00.238 --> 00:43:01.578 We still have the solutions. 00:43:02.078 --> 00:43:03.438 We still have to talk about this. 00:43:04.018 --> 00:43:05.898 What do you come to games for, Clair? 00:43:05.998 --> 00:43:11.718 Do you come to games for the communal friendship experience of sharing it with your friends and like having fun with it together? 00:43:11.738 --> 00:43:16.598 Or do you come to it to have a really fun individual experience with the game? 00:43:17.078 --> 00:43:18.038 Depends on the game. 00:43:18.238 --> 00:43:21.718 I got into New Leaf, but it was by myself. 00:43:21.818 --> 00:43:26.118 And then I was really bored with it like a couple hours in and then I never really touched again. 00:43:26.198 --> 00:43:33.678 So like, I'm definitely coming to this new Animal Crossing with like, Oh, I actually know people who like Animal Crossing this time. 00:43:33.878 --> 00:43:44.138 We have so many friends who like Animal Crossing, this is why it's a choice for me is like, am I gonna have four people living on this island with like more people that we can bring in? 00:43:44.518 --> 00:43:48.218 Can't you sort of just like have a corner of the island be for people? 00:43:48.398 --> 00:43:49.498 Get the people corner. 00:43:49.918 --> 00:43:51.758 So what do you mean for people? 00:43:51.778 --> 00:43:56.998 I don't know anything about Animal Crossing, but it's like, so there's villagers, and then there's your friends. 00:43:57.018 --> 00:43:57.338 Right. 00:43:58.698 --> 00:43:59.998 And the villagers are your friends. 00:44:00.258 --> 00:44:03.558 Now, let me be very clear, you're friends with the villagers too. 00:44:04.038 --> 00:44:04.958 Everyone's your friend. 00:44:04.978 --> 00:44:06.238 Welcome to Animal Crossing. 00:44:06.578 --> 00:44:08.458 But I mean the human friends. 00:44:08.958 --> 00:44:11.218 Okay, well the human friends get a corner. 00:44:11.678 --> 00:44:13.158 And they all have to live in that corner. 00:44:13.318 --> 00:44:20.978 Well yeah, because if you have your friend corner, and I have my friend corner, then it just depends like whose island are we on. 00:44:21.338 --> 00:44:27.638 So you're not imagining this sort of quadrant system where if we have four people, each person can get a corner. 00:44:27.898 --> 00:44:32.478 No, three people are in one corner, and one person has the rest of the island. 00:44:32.558 --> 00:44:33.338 I like this. 00:44:33.358 --> 00:44:34.538 This is extremely good. 00:44:34.558 --> 00:44:35.118 They all share. 00:44:35.138 --> 00:44:36.538 Like look, it's your island. 00:44:36.638 --> 00:44:37.998 We all have an island. 00:44:38.018 --> 00:44:39.058 Animal Crossing Islands are big. 00:44:39.078 --> 00:44:41.538 The thing about this game is everybody has an island. 00:44:42.178 --> 00:44:44.358 How is Animal Crossing going to work? 00:44:44.778 --> 00:44:49.758 We obviously have the game, and this is why we're giving ourselves corners for our friends. 00:44:50.338 --> 00:44:54.538 The friend corner, just like when you send your friends to the corner of your place. 00:44:55.078 --> 00:44:56.798 Yeah, and make them stand there. 00:44:56.998 --> 00:45:02.498 One of the beautiful things about Animal Crossing is being able to be like, hey, look at this thing that I made. 00:45:02.518 --> 00:45:05.318 It's kind of like Minecraft now, which is why I'm more interested in it. 00:45:05.338 --> 00:45:07.018 There's a lot of Minecrafting elements. 00:45:07.098 --> 00:45:08.078 Yeah, and sardines. 00:45:08.098 --> 00:45:10.998 There's no mining, as far as I know. 00:45:11.258 --> 00:45:12.358 There could be mining. 00:45:12.378 --> 00:45:13.658 Maybe you have an underground island. 00:45:13.678 --> 00:45:14.738 Oh, Animal Crossing mining. 00:45:14.758 --> 00:45:15.298 That'd be fun. 00:45:15.658 --> 00:45:18.398 You just want Minecraft with Animal Crossing characters. 00:45:18.518 --> 00:45:19.858 That is exactly what I want. 00:45:19.878 --> 00:45:20.478 The worst thing. 00:45:20.538 --> 00:45:22.458 Listen, I love Minecraft a whole lot. 00:45:22.758 --> 00:45:24.578 I don't like the aesthetics of Minecraft all that much. 00:45:24.598 --> 00:45:32.458 I must prefer the aesthetics of Animal Crossing, and I would love a Minecraft with Animal Crossing aesthetics, and that's why I'm so excited for Animal Crossing New Horizons, and also because Animal Crossing is a very good game. 00:45:32.538 --> 00:45:35.078 They really like to stick with the new in the title, eh? 00:45:36.218 --> 00:45:38.398 First, it's Leaf, now it's Horizons. 00:45:38.418 --> 00:45:39.078 Now, first it was... 00:45:39.098 --> 00:45:40.738 The next one's gonna be like New... 00:45:41.798 --> 00:45:42.438 Well, not the Leaf. 00:45:42.658 --> 00:45:43.538 New Dunk City. 00:45:43.738 --> 00:45:44.738 Yeah, New Dunk City. 00:45:44.938 --> 00:45:46.898 Animal Crossing New Dunk City, everyone. 00:45:46.918 --> 00:45:49.658 The crossover you never knew you needed. 00:45:52.298 --> 00:45:53.998 Urban Animal Crossing was done, that was city folk. 00:45:54.018 --> 00:45:56.318 Toad comes into your town and is like, Hello! 00:45:57.578 --> 00:45:59.358 I've escaped the monarchy! 00:46:00.778 --> 00:46:02.018 Is this island for me? 00:46:02.038 --> 00:46:06.018 I'm gonna set up the new monarchy over here! 00:46:06.958 --> 00:46:08.618 Toad, I am already queen. 00:46:09.058 --> 00:46:11.218 Oh, I guess I have to defraud you too! 00:46:11.238 --> 00:46:15.278 I already overthrew the last monarchy with all my friends! 00:46:15.738 --> 00:46:17.878 Wait, what happened to Princess Peach? 00:46:18.238 --> 00:46:19.398 Oh, don't worry about it! 00:46:20.178 --> 00:46:23.098 She's in the 30 hundreds with the 2010s! 00:46:28.478 --> 00:46:29.298 Super normal. 00:46:31.058 --> 00:46:32.638 Long live the Toad Empire! 00:46:32.658 --> 00:46:35.278 Oh no, it's an empire? 00:46:37.418 --> 00:46:40.158 I can't believe the Toads are colonizers! 00:46:41.038 --> 00:46:42.418 Are you really that surprised? 00:46:42.438 --> 00:46:43.398 I'm not that surprised. 00:46:43.418 --> 00:46:45.318 Toads do give off an imperialist vibe. 00:46:48.458 --> 00:46:49.918 That's just a thing they say. 00:46:52.838 --> 00:46:54.218 Oh yeah, sounds about right. 00:46:54.218 --> 00:46:55.778 New Horizons, new Leaf. 00:46:55.938 --> 00:46:56.758 New Toads. 00:46:57.058 --> 00:46:58.218 New Toads. 00:46:58.418 --> 00:46:59.058 New Toads. 00:46:59.418 --> 00:47:02.018 It's a combat game where you have to fight off Toads. 00:47:04.438 --> 00:47:05.338 Oh god. 00:47:05.858 --> 00:47:07.718 Listen, Animal Crossing, they can fight now. 00:47:07.958 --> 00:47:09.658 What if there's an option? 00:47:09.698 --> 00:47:11.538 Now this is fully speculation. 00:47:11.858 --> 00:47:12.998 This is real leaks. 00:47:13.478 --> 00:47:27.338 What if in Animal Crossing, New Horizons, they recognize that since you've been using Villager and Isabel in Smash, what if you can fight your friends in Animal Crossing? 00:47:27.358 --> 00:47:27.718 What? 00:47:28.058 --> 00:47:30.218 Wait, this is not what I thought this was gonna be. 00:47:30.238 --> 00:47:35.958 What if one of the buildings you can build is a boxing ring, and you could just box with your friends? 00:47:37.038 --> 00:47:46.078 Villager has boxing gloves in Super Smash Brothers, a thing that they do not have in Animal Crossing until now. 00:47:46.118 --> 00:47:47.078 It was predictive. 00:47:47.318 --> 00:47:48.178 It was predictive. 00:47:48.458 --> 00:47:51.538 And now you can fight your friends in Animal Crossing New Horizons. 00:47:52.058 --> 00:47:53.198 Is it real boxing? 00:47:53.658 --> 00:47:55.578 Yeah, I think you have to learn real boxing rules. 00:47:55.598 --> 00:47:56.358 Oh, okay. 00:47:56.438 --> 00:47:58.178 Like, no, it's a one-to-one. 00:47:58.558 --> 00:48:01.398 And there's a whole mythos around it, too. 00:48:01.418 --> 00:48:02.818 Just like real boxing. 00:48:02.838 --> 00:48:03.398 Mm-hmm. 00:48:03.438 --> 00:48:04.258 Yeah, exactly. 00:48:04.278 --> 00:48:06.878 People, like, it's broadcasted, of course. 00:48:06.898 --> 00:48:07.518 Oh, of course. 00:48:07.898 --> 00:48:09.298 It's what Nintendo Online is for. 00:48:09.318 --> 00:48:13.398 Villagers, like, wipes away the blood, and it's like, oh, good fight, good fight. 00:48:13.418 --> 00:48:14.558 I'm gonna get them next time. 00:48:14.578 --> 00:48:16.198 Yeah, that's extremely good. 00:48:16.438 --> 00:48:20.178 Villagers, like, has a concussion, has to go to the hospital. 00:48:20.478 --> 00:48:22.058 Because there's a hospital now. 00:48:22.078 --> 00:48:22.798 Yeah, on the island. 00:48:22.818 --> 00:48:27.598 Wait, have there never been a hospital in an Animal Crossing game before? 00:48:27.998 --> 00:48:30.998 That would involve injuries being in Animal Crossing games. 00:48:31.738 --> 00:48:32.258 What if? 00:48:32.258 --> 00:48:34.078 Look, you can't get injured on an island. 00:48:34.098 --> 00:48:35.018 That's just science. 00:48:35.078 --> 00:48:38.278 What if Animal Crossing goes full-on survival? 00:48:38.578 --> 00:48:42.818 Like, you're not just trying to create a wonderful new island. 00:48:42.838 --> 00:48:44.158 You're on a deserted island. 00:48:44.158 --> 00:48:44.458 Yeah. 00:48:44.478 --> 00:48:45.438 You need to survive. 00:48:45.458 --> 00:48:46.698 I mean, you do. 00:48:47.098 --> 00:48:47.938 You need to survive. 00:48:47.958 --> 00:48:48.898 You need to eat. 00:48:48.918 --> 00:48:50.298 You need to keep track of your hunger. 00:48:50.318 --> 00:48:51.718 You need to keep track of your thirst. 00:48:51.738 --> 00:48:54.478 Tom Nook might be there, but you're like, I'm so thirsty. 00:48:54.498 --> 00:48:56.398 And Tom Nook is like chugging water. 00:48:56.418 --> 00:48:59.578 Like, that sucks. 00:48:59.858 --> 00:49:00.398 For you. 00:49:00.418 --> 00:49:02.998 Tom Nook is like, oh, do you have bells? 00:49:03.038 --> 00:49:05.198 And they're like, no, I'm on a deserted island. 00:49:05.678 --> 00:49:06.858 Pours water on the ground. 00:49:06.958 --> 00:49:09.178 Then I guess you don't get any. 00:49:11.358 --> 00:49:14.578 Also, bells is such like a bad currency. 00:49:14.598 --> 00:49:15.998 Like where do you keep all your bells? 00:49:15.998 --> 00:49:17.778 And it must like sound awful, right? 00:49:17.798 --> 00:49:19.858 You just have a vault of bells and you open the door. 00:49:19.878 --> 00:49:21.298 Actually, they look like leaves. 00:49:21.518 --> 00:49:22.178 They're bags. 00:49:22.198 --> 00:49:23.438 So they're gonna deteriorate. 00:49:23.458 --> 00:49:26.018 So I mean, there could be bells in the bags. 00:49:26.298 --> 00:49:26.958 You're right. 00:49:27.278 --> 00:49:30.158 Because it's just a bag with a leaf symbol on it. 00:49:30.358 --> 00:49:34.218 So it could be that there are bells in those bags, which would be very noisy. 00:49:34.358 --> 00:49:35.038 I'd consider that. 00:49:35.058 --> 00:49:35.698 That would be awful. 00:49:35.758 --> 00:49:36.658 It would sound terrible. 00:49:36.818 --> 00:49:38.138 Tom Nook probably sounds- 00:49:38.158 --> 00:49:39.998 This is why there's no full on bank. 00:49:41.258 --> 00:49:43.078 There's places where you can put your money in an ATM. 00:49:43.098 --> 00:49:45.658 The bank is just the bell tower. 00:49:45.958 --> 00:49:46.898 That's what they call it. 00:49:46.918 --> 00:49:47.858 It's the bell tower. 00:49:47.878 --> 00:49:48.758 It's the bell tower. 00:49:48.998 --> 00:49:52.598 And if you ever want your bells, it's just gonna be a horrible experience for you. 00:49:52.958 --> 00:49:54.258 You have to wade through them. 00:49:55.638 --> 00:49:59.298 All of these and more in Animal Crossing New Horizons 2020. 00:49:59.318 --> 00:49:59.758 New Bell. 00:50:00.418 --> 00:50:00.958 New Toad. 00:50:01.158 --> 00:50:03.658 Come to Animal Crossing! 00:50:04.338 --> 00:50:06.398 I'm so fucking excited for this game, dude. 00:50:07.398 --> 00:50:10.798 I looked at 2020, like stuff that's coming out in 2020. 00:50:10.938 --> 00:50:16.598 There's a lot of stuff that is not, you know, it's not my year, except for Animal Crossing, is absolutely my thing. 00:50:17.078 --> 00:50:18.438 It'll be my year too! 00:50:18.718 --> 00:50:21.238 2020 is the year of the total jimdakins! 00:50:22.358 --> 00:50:23.358 Toads rise up! 00:50:24.518 --> 00:50:25.598 Toads rise up! 00:50:25.918 --> 00:50:27.058 This has been Salt Cravings. 00:50:27.078 --> 00:50:28.218 This has been Salt Cravings. 00:50:28.238 --> 00:50:32.218 You can find us on social media at Salt Cravings on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. 00:50:32.498 --> 00:50:36.698 You can donate to our Patreon, patreon.com/saltcravings. 00:50:37.178 --> 00:50:43.538 You can also send us submissions, submissions at Salt Cravings, or tweet at us, Facebook at us, or Instagram. 00:50:43.698 --> 00:50:46.178 Remember, we want to know, we want to know what did you like in 2019? 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