WEBVTT 00:00:26.138 --> 00:00:27.978 Hello, and welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:00:28.018 --> 00:00:29.078 My name is Clair. 00:00:29.098 --> 00:00:30.318 And my name's Brianna. 00:00:30.678 --> 00:00:42.538 Normally, we do a fun little bit at the top, but I'm going to use this opportunity for a chance for you to help out with what's going on in both local and international news. 00:00:42.698 --> 00:00:48.678 If you've been paying attention to the bushfires happening in Australia, those are intense. 00:00:48.858 --> 00:00:55.258 There's been a lot of damage and harm done to communities and wildlife there. 00:00:55.698 --> 00:01:03.918 And there's going to be a link in the description if you want to help donate to fire relief for some of the First Nation communities there. 00:01:04.438 --> 00:01:12.138 The second thing is a little bit of a more local happening in what's colonially known as British Columbia. 00:01:12.158 --> 00:01:19.038 The Wet'suwet'en Nation has issued an eviction notice to Coastal Gaslink. 00:01:19.378 --> 00:01:26.178 And unfortunately, while they have left for now, they have openly said that they are going to return. 00:01:26.198 --> 00:01:29.738 And almost certainly with the support of police. 00:01:29.818 --> 00:01:39.998 Yeah, the wild thing is that the UN itself has now issued a statement telling Trans Mountain, Site C, and LNG pipeline to stop. 00:01:40.038 --> 00:01:43.058 This is not the first time they've told Site C to stop. 00:01:43.198 --> 00:01:44.798 It is the first time for the other two. 00:01:45.098 --> 00:01:50.738 So I guess that's a little more international than not, but it still is very close. 00:01:50.958 --> 00:01:55.378 And if you can help out by taking supplies or whatever, that would be great. 00:01:55.458 --> 00:02:08.098 But again, there is going to be a donation to the Raven Trust to help the Wetsuan Nation out in terms of legal battles that are currently ensuing with the state. 00:02:08.198 --> 00:02:10.478 Things are messy in the world right now. 00:02:10.498 --> 00:02:12.238 There's a lot of bad things. 00:02:12.258 --> 00:02:18.718 So we appreciate you coming to our little corner, our little comedy corner, and listening to our little intro. 00:02:18.798 --> 00:02:19.838 Let's do some show. 00:02:23.918 --> 00:02:24.838 So Brianna, what's your craving? 00:02:25.578 --> 00:02:29.298 Well, so my first craving, we have not, something that we have not done in a while. 00:02:29.658 --> 00:02:29.918 Oh? 00:02:30.858 --> 00:02:33.638 Is just a straight up and down food craving. 00:02:33.938 --> 00:02:37.498 Okay, so first you crave up and then you crave down? 00:02:37.518 --> 00:02:39.318 Yeah, but only in a straight way. 00:02:39.858 --> 00:02:40.538 Oh, okay. 00:02:40.558 --> 00:02:43.838 Sorry, do you crave food in like a not straight way? 00:02:43.858 --> 00:02:44.378 Yeah. 00:02:44.398 --> 00:02:46.198 Do you wanna fuck a turkey sandwich? 00:02:47.378 --> 00:02:51.758 Well, I'm not a turkey sandwich, so that would be, you know, that's not my gender. 00:02:51.778 --> 00:02:55.678 So if you were a turkey sandwich, it would be okay to fuck a turkey sandwich. 00:02:55.998 --> 00:02:56.398 Yes. 00:02:57.118 --> 00:03:00.018 How do you fuck a turkey sandwich as a turkey sandwich? 00:03:00.038 --> 00:03:02.138 Is it just you are half a slice of bread? 00:03:02.158 --> 00:03:06.678 You could probably like, I don't know, like how do lesbians have sex, you know? 00:03:06.698 --> 00:03:07.058 What? 00:03:08.678 --> 00:03:08.898 What? 00:03:13.638 --> 00:03:15.638 It's basically the same thing. 00:03:15.658 --> 00:03:16.778 Sorry, what is you craving? 00:03:16.798 --> 00:03:17.978 Please get us away. 00:03:18.058 --> 00:03:19.378 Cookie dough ice cream. 00:03:21.518 --> 00:03:25.038 Just like how lesbians have sex, cookie dough ice cream. 00:03:25.058 --> 00:03:27.758 Yeah, just like how lesbians have sex, cookie dough ice cream. 00:03:27.778 --> 00:03:30.698 Listen, you know what the similarity between those two things are? 00:03:31.138 --> 00:03:32.158 Make me feel good. 00:03:32.178 --> 00:03:37.958 Anyway, let's talk about ice cream. 00:03:38.258 --> 00:03:39.898 I really like ice cream. 00:03:40.178 --> 00:03:43.618 And I think my favorite flavor of ice cream is cookie dough ice cream. 00:03:43.738 --> 00:03:44.778 I will have it all year round. 00:03:44.798 --> 00:03:46.738 I don't care that it is the middle of winter right now. 00:03:47.018 --> 00:03:50.778 I would have cookie dough ice cream this god damn minute. 00:03:50.858 --> 00:03:51.918 It's so tasty. 00:03:52.118 --> 00:03:52.938 It's so good. 00:03:52.958 --> 00:03:55.538 I love cookie dough ice cream and I crave it all the time. 00:03:55.558 --> 00:04:01.658 I don't have any right now because it's actually not, A, it's not the most common of flavors. 00:04:01.718 --> 00:04:03.778 It's up there, most common as one of those. 00:04:03.798 --> 00:04:05.538 I feel like it's risen in popularity. 00:04:05.558 --> 00:04:11.478 I think it has risen in popularity, though I think it kind of as a trend is kind of lessened. 00:04:11.938 --> 00:04:16.258 I'm curious when it first was invented, 1984. 00:04:17.278 --> 00:04:19.398 Yeah, so like, it's pretty recent. 00:04:19.418 --> 00:04:20.478 Pretty recent, yeah. 00:04:20.558 --> 00:04:25.898 Yeah, I'm, listen, I'm glad that whoever invented it in 1984 did that, because it's so tasty. 00:04:26.018 --> 00:04:28.118 I really, really like cookie dough ice cream. 00:04:28.138 --> 00:04:31.118 I don't have any on me right now, because I'm trying to eat a little bit healthier. 00:04:31.138 --> 00:04:37.078 But I mean, look, ice cream, you got your dairy, cookie dough, you got your grains or whatever. 00:04:37.098 --> 00:04:37.778 Yeah, yay, yay, yay. 00:04:37.798 --> 00:04:38.718 You're basically there. 00:04:38.738 --> 00:04:41.658 You're basically to like a turkey sandwich almost. 00:04:45.558 --> 00:04:49.398 All you got to do is add meat to your ice cream and you're good. 00:04:49.698 --> 00:04:51.938 Chicken cookie dough ice cream. 00:04:52.118 --> 00:04:53.338 It's the next stage. 00:04:53.398 --> 00:04:55.818 Yummy, I love that. 00:04:56.838 --> 00:05:02.018 Okay, but also like I've never been a fan of cookie dough ice cream, not for any good reason. 00:05:02.758 --> 00:05:03.398 I like it. 00:05:03.438 --> 00:05:05.518 I don't want to be like, it's a bad flavor. 00:05:05.558 --> 00:05:06.558 It's a good flavor. 00:05:06.738 --> 00:05:12.838 But having like a chef for a father, whenever he would be baking, he didn't eat cookie dough. 00:05:13.138 --> 00:05:14.058 Icing, sure. 00:05:14.218 --> 00:05:15.078 Right, that's okay. 00:05:15.098 --> 00:05:18.818 But if it has eggs in it, if it had eggs in it, no, absolutely not. 00:05:18.878 --> 00:05:19.298 Really? 00:05:20.498 --> 00:05:23.958 And he would tell me that, because he would hand me like the spatula or whatever to lick. 00:05:24.198 --> 00:05:29.118 But if he was making something with eggs in it, he'd be like, this has eggs in it, so you can't. 00:05:29.398 --> 00:05:30.618 And then he put it in the sink. 00:05:30.918 --> 00:05:35.838 So like, whenever I'm eating cookie dough ice cream, all I'm thinking is, I'm gonna fucking die of salmonella. 00:05:35.918 --> 00:05:37.958 Like, it's the only thing in my head. 00:05:38.118 --> 00:05:38.738 That's fair. 00:05:39.018 --> 00:05:43.958 I will say cookie dough ice cream traditionally not made with things that can kill you. 00:05:44.318 --> 00:05:48.318 So, we need a cookie dough ice cream that can, because that's more fun. 00:05:49.218 --> 00:05:49.838 This is not... 00:05:50.078 --> 00:05:54.298 I was gonna say, it's sort of like Russian roulette, but with cookie dough. 00:05:54.558 --> 00:05:55.338 Like, this is the... 00:05:55.458 --> 00:05:59.298 I mean, listen, if I wanted any food to take me out, it would be cookie dough ice cream. 00:05:59.318 --> 00:06:01.638 Exactly, death by cookie dough ice cream. 00:06:01.938 --> 00:06:04.878 Okay, so what are we putting in the cookie dough ice cream? 00:06:04.898 --> 00:06:05.538 Cyanide. 00:06:05.558 --> 00:06:07.418 Okay, great, that's what I thought you were gonna say. 00:06:07.938 --> 00:06:09.018 It tastes like peanuts. 00:06:12.018 --> 00:06:13.838 We don't have to make a craving that kills people. 00:06:13.858 --> 00:06:16.078 We don't have to solve a craving with something that kills people. 00:06:16.098 --> 00:06:16.898 We don't have to. 00:06:17.258 --> 00:06:18.158 Only sometimes. 00:06:18.318 --> 00:06:19.138 Only sometimes. 00:06:19.358 --> 00:06:23.958 So, I wanted to ask, how are we gonna make the best cookie dough ice cream? 00:06:23.978 --> 00:06:26.318 Cause like, I've had some... 00:06:26.318 --> 00:06:27.178 What's the cookie? 00:06:27.198 --> 00:06:28.958 Like, what is the cookie that we're making? 00:06:28.978 --> 00:06:32.098 Right, cause I've had some other variations on cookie dough ice cream. 00:06:32.118 --> 00:06:37.578 I think I've had cookie dough and like peanut butter, like peanut butter chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. 00:06:37.638 --> 00:06:41.138 Chocolate ice cream with like peanut butter cookie dough? 00:06:41.338 --> 00:06:47.678 It was more like, you know, it was cookie dough with some peanut butter things in it and also some chocolate chips. 00:06:47.798 --> 00:06:48.238 Okay. 00:06:48.258 --> 00:06:49.058 It was very tasty. 00:06:49.078 --> 00:06:50.958 This sounds like a good candy. 00:06:50.978 --> 00:06:52.118 It was extremely good. 00:06:52.438 --> 00:06:56.418 In order to create the best cookie dough ice cream, we need to decide what the best cookie is. 00:06:56.478 --> 00:07:00.178 Okay, well, I just wanna like throw this into the ring, just as a contender. 00:07:00.538 --> 00:07:06.158 So like my favorite like Neapolitan flavor, if we're going for like the classic three is strawberry. 00:07:06.338 --> 00:07:10.998 What if like a strawberry ice cream with a shortbread cookie dough? 00:07:11.018 --> 00:07:14.398 Huh, but is that cookie dough? 00:07:14.458 --> 00:07:14.938 Yeah. 00:07:15.218 --> 00:07:15.918 Shortbread? 00:07:16.078 --> 00:07:16.658 Ah, yeah. 00:07:16.678 --> 00:07:17.398 It's a cookie. 00:07:17.418 --> 00:07:18.318 It is a cookie. 00:07:18.398 --> 00:07:20.338 Are you arguing that shortbread's not a cookie? 00:07:20.358 --> 00:07:20.638 No. 00:07:20.658 --> 00:07:21.258 Then there we go. 00:07:21.698 --> 00:07:27.038 It's just called shortbread and that throws me off a little bit, but I do, I have shortbread cookies in my house right now. 00:07:27.158 --> 00:07:29.258 Look, we have longbread and then we have shortbread. 00:07:29.278 --> 00:07:31.898 If the bread, at a certain point, the bread becomes a cookie. 00:07:31.918 --> 00:07:33.578 Yeah, the shorter the bread, the more cookie it is. 00:07:34.578 --> 00:07:37.058 You have like a graph, the X, Y coordinate. 00:07:37.398 --> 00:07:40.438 It's like cookie bread instead of X and Y. 00:07:40.438 --> 00:07:42.758 And we just, it's like a linear line. 00:07:42.898 --> 00:07:45.658 A linear line, as opposed to a non-linear line. 00:07:45.778 --> 00:07:47.198 Well, yeah, like a quadratic line. 00:07:47.778 --> 00:07:49.138 Or like a logarithmic line. 00:07:49.278 --> 00:07:50.198 It's weird that linear. 00:07:50.778 --> 00:07:53.778 It's weird that linear has line in it when not all lines are linear. 00:07:54.158 --> 00:07:55.978 I mean, if you take the derivative. 00:07:55.998 --> 00:07:58.458 But if you think about it, it's kind of fucked up, right? 00:07:58.998 --> 00:07:59.278 What? 00:07:59.298 --> 00:08:04.318 It's kind of fucked up that like linear has line in it, even though not all lines are linear. 00:08:04.338 --> 00:08:05.458 Linear doesn't have line in it. 00:08:05.598 --> 00:08:06.078 It does. 00:08:06.758 --> 00:08:08.658 L-I-N-E-A-R. 00:08:09.678 --> 00:08:10.698 I know what I'm talking about. 00:08:11.898 --> 00:08:12.718 I can't spell. 00:08:12.878 --> 00:08:13.618 That's fine. 00:08:13.798 --> 00:08:16.958 This is really showing our two different skills. 00:08:16.978 --> 00:08:19.398 You are both the spelling expert and the math expert. 00:08:20.858 --> 00:08:22.678 You're the funny expert. 00:08:24.398 --> 00:08:26.818 And apparently the non-linear line expert. 00:08:26.838 --> 00:08:27.758 Definitely you are. 00:08:27.898 --> 00:08:29.898 So we have like the shortest bread ever, right? 00:08:29.918 --> 00:08:31.658 It's the most cookie we can go. 00:08:31.678 --> 00:08:34.938 It's microscopic at this point. 00:08:34.958 --> 00:08:39.258 So like, is it just ice cream with a hint of cookie? 00:08:39.558 --> 00:08:41.838 Cause it's the smallest cookie you can get. 00:08:41.998 --> 00:08:46.178 It has all the flavor of a normal cookie, but it's like the size of a pin drop. 00:08:46.198 --> 00:08:48.018 Is this like one of your bites? 00:08:48.298 --> 00:08:49.738 Cookies for concentrate. 00:08:49.978 --> 00:08:50.518 Yeah, right? 00:08:50.538 --> 00:08:52.698 Like one of your bites is all cookie. 00:08:52.718 --> 00:08:53.078 Yeah. 00:08:53.098 --> 00:08:57.298 Every other bite is just ice cream. 00:08:57.418 --> 00:09:01.978 You know when you buy ramen and the ramen packs come with like flavoring? 00:09:01.998 --> 00:09:02.998 It's like that. 00:09:03.018 --> 00:09:09.158 You get the ice cream, but on top is just this tiny cookie part where you have to shake it up. 00:09:09.198 --> 00:09:10.058 Yeah, you shake it up. 00:09:10.198 --> 00:09:11.938 And sort of crumble it on top. 00:09:11.938 --> 00:09:12.258 Yeah. 00:09:12.278 --> 00:09:17.158 Actually, hey, some like cookie crumbs on a cookie dough ice cream, that'd be sick. 00:09:17.178 --> 00:09:18.538 Yeah, that'd be really good. 00:09:18.698 --> 00:09:23.758 The reason why the shortbread threw me off is cause you were combining it with strawberry, and I was like, that's strawberry shortcake. 00:09:23.918 --> 00:09:24.638 Exactly! 00:09:24.658 --> 00:09:25.798 But that's not a cookie. 00:09:26.578 --> 00:09:29.518 Okay, but like, what is cookie dough ice cream? 00:09:29.638 --> 00:09:29.958 Right? 00:09:29.978 --> 00:09:32.958 It's just ice cream with cookie dough in it. 00:09:32.978 --> 00:09:34.858 It's not itself a cookie. 00:09:35.158 --> 00:09:37.678 Right, but a shortcake is not a cookie. 00:09:37.978 --> 00:09:40.138 Shortbread in an ice cream? 00:09:40.158 --> 00:09:42.738 But what is strawberry and shortbread? 00:09:42.898 --> 00:09:44.118 Those two don't mix. 00:09:44.338 --> 00:09:46.518 You're just using the word short twice. 00:09:47.898 --> 00:09:48.978 It's double short. 00:09:48.978 --> 00:09:49.998 It's double short. 00:09:50.058 --> 00:09:51.338 It's my double shortcake. 00:09:51.338 --> 00:09:53.058 It's your double shortcake cookie. 00:09:53.218 --> 00:09:58.378 Let's go through a list of cookies and decide whether or not they would be good as cookie dough ice cream. 00:09:58.498 --> 00:10:00.498 The answer's probably gonna be yes for all of them. 00:10:00.518 --> 00:10:01.578 Mint chocolate. 00:10:01.598 --> 00:10:01.918 No. 00:10:04.278 --> 00:10:05.038 Okay. 00:10:05.058 --> 00:10:06.158 I'm anti-mint. 00:10:06.698 --> 00:10:07.658 Wow, okay, well. 00:10:07.678 --> 00:10:08.658 I'm the mint hater. 00:10:09.358 --> 00:10:13.038 Like those like girl guide cookies though that are like, or after it. 00:10:13.058 --> 00:10:13.738 Yeah, they're fine. 00:10:13.758 --> 00:10:15.898 After it, they're mint and chocolate. 00:10:15.918 --> 00:10:16.618 They're fine. 00:10:16.638 --> 00:10:18.058 They're like, you know, you bite it. 00:10:18.078 --> 00:10:24.298 Chocolate and mint being together is the only way to make mint tolerable, and even then, it's only tolerable. 00:10:25.578 --> 00:10:28.618 Well, I want mint chocolate chip cookie ice cream. 00:10:29.298 --> 00:10:30.738 I'll let you have that one. 00:10:33.058 --> 00:10:34.178 That's the one I get. 00:10:34.218 --> 00:10:35.538 Yeah, that's yours. 00:10:35.558 --> 00:10:36.318 What's yours? 00:10:38.178 --> 00:10:41.278 I love me that classic chocolate chip cookie dough. 00:10:41.578 --> 00:10:43.758 We had endless possibilities. 00:10:44.218 --> 00:10:45.758 And you chose the normie one. 00:10:45.778 --> 00:10:47.418 I couldn't think of a good one. 00:10:47.538 --> 00:10:50.738 Oh, no, I super can think of a good one, which is like double chocolate chip. 00:10:51.018 --> 00:10:53.778 That's just the same thing, but like more. 00:10:53.798 --> 00:10:55.518 It's like full on chocolate. 00:10:55.518 --> 00:10:57.338 Oh, okay, so it's like chocolate ice cream. 00:10:57.358 --> 00:11:01.918 Chocolate dough with chocolate chips and chocolate chunks and all that. 00:11:02.018 --> 00:11:02.558 It's good. 00:11:02.758 --> 00:11:08.378 Since we're in the post holiday, my mind is still on some Christmas baking and cookies. 00:11:08.398 --> 00:11:11.798 So like, what about a ginger snap cookie dough ice cream? 00:11:11.818 --> 00:11:16.018 Or like cinnamon ice cream with like cinnamon cookies. 00:11:16.038 --> 00:11:17.978 I guess we're just pairing them up at this point. 00:11:17.998 --> 00:11:18.938 Yeah, that's all right. 00:11:19.038 --> 00:11:22.638 Okay, but like, I'm still caught up on the shortbread. 00:11:22.638 --> 00:11:24.938 I just think shortbread has a good texture. 00:11:24.958 --> 00:11:27.338 Okay, I'm gonna admit something to you, Clair. 00:11:27.358 --> 00:11:28.918 I don't really like shortbread all that much. 00:11:29.058 --> 00:11:30.298 Wow, wow. 00:11:30.318 --> 00:11:31.318 The texture is not great. 00:11:31.338 --> 00:11:34.918 You hate, I can't believe you hate all the foods that I am suggesting. 00:11:35.298 --> 00:11:37.898 We just have such different food tastes. 00:11:37.918 --> 00:11:42.158 Okay, the thing is like, I'm not a big fan of chocolate ice cream or like chocolate in general. 00:11:42.178 --> 00:11:43.178 I love chocolate. 00:11:43.198 --> 00:11:46.638 But like mint, if you introduce mint to the chocolate, it's fine. 00:11:46.878 --> 00:11:48.858 It like ruins the chocolate. 00:11:49.278 --> 00:11:50.858 It like makes the chocolate worse. 00:11:50.938 --> 00:11:55.558 It's just bringing down the chocolate because you put a sinful thing in there. 00:11:55.578 --> 00:11:56.618 I really like mint. 00:11:56.698 --> 00:11:58.098 That's fair, I don't. 00:11:58.458 --> 00:11:58.858 Lemon. 00:11:59.198 --> 00:12:01.338 Ooh, lemon cookies. 00:12:01.858 --> 00:12:03.718 Like, is it lemon ice cream? 00:12:03.938 --> 00:12:05.098 And like what are the combos? 00:12:05.118 --> 00:12:07.978 Like maybe we have like a cinnamon cookie and a lemon ice cream. 00:12:08.258 --> 00:12:08.798 Right. 00:12:11.378 --> 00:12:14.938 Or here we go, turkey ice cream cookie. 00:12:15.718 --> 00:12:17.758 Or turkey ice cream like sandwich. 00:12:18.578 --> 00:12:19.978 Turkey ice cream sandwich. 00:12:23.578 --> 00:12:25.758 How does a turkey ice cream sandwich fuck? 00:12:29.098 --> 00:12:29.938 I don't want to know. 00:12:29.958 --> 00:12:31.358 And I think we're done here. 00:12:31.378 --> 00:12:33.478 You've ruined cookie dough ice cream for me. 00:12:33.678 --> 00:12:35.378 After they give you the cold shoulder. 00:12:35.398 --> 00:12:41.278 I think we're done here. 00:12:41.298 --> 00:12:43.538 I think you've ruined cookie dough ice cream for me. 00:12:43.798 --> 00:12:47.078 I no longer am craving it because you brought turkey into it. 00:12:47.158 --> 00:12:49.338 I mean, look, that's fair. 00:12:49.358 --> 00:12:51.338 This is why we don't do food cravings. 00:12:51.558 --> 00:12:57.438 It's because we have such different food tastes that the only direction we can go is absurdity. 00:12:57.458 --> 00:12:59.198 Maybe I'll bring onions next time. 00:13:00.158 --> 00:13:00.878 You want to start a fight? 00:13:00.898 --> 00:13:01.498 Onion ice cream. 00:13:01.678 --> 00:13:02.598 Onion ice cream. 00:13:02.798 --> 00:13:04.018 You want to start a fight, Clair? 00:13:04.038 --> 00:13:05.058 It's just a raw. 00:13:06.358 --> 00:13:08.598 It's a raw onion in just some ice cream. 00:13:08.618 --> 00:13:11.978 Just like, you know how you like have balls of ice cream, right? 00:13:11.998 --> 00:13:16.858 It's just two onions, stacked on top of each other in an ice cream cone. 00:13:19.938 --> 00:13:21.718 Oh, congrats, Clair. 00:13:21.918 --> 00:13:23.838 You've made a food I hate the most. 00:13:24.898 --> 00:13:27.398 You want to sprinkle some mushrooms on there too? 00:13:27.478 --> 00:13:31.798 Yeah, but you crumble up the mushrooms in the onion ice cream, the onion flavored ice cream. 00:13:31.818 --> 00:13:36.298 Listen, if you crumble up the mushrooms, I actually may be fine with it, because it's the texture that bothers me. 00:13:36.478 --> 00:13:38.318 Crunchy mushrooms, dried mushrooms. 00:13:38.738 --> 00:13:39.378 I'd try it. 00:13:39.578 --> 00:13:44.798 Do you want to give me a craving since mine's gone now and I never want to eat again? 00:13:50.118 --> 00:13:51.058 No, no, it's fine. 00:13:51.078 --> 00:13:52.358 No, we can make it great. 00:13:52.898 --> 00:13:53.378 Can we? 00:13:53.398 --> 00:13:54.858 Yeah, I'll get the turkey. 00:13:54.878 --> 00:13:57.318 I'll go to the store real quick. 00:13:57.518 --> 00:13:58.778 Give me your fucking craving. 00:13:58.798 --> 00:14:00.538 Okay, this kind of relates to the intro. 00:14:00.538 --> 00:14:06.718 I've been craving rain, which is weird, because I live in Vancouver, where it rains a lot. 00:14:06.738 --> 00:14:11.278 Yeah, it was raining the other night, very much. 00:14:11.478 --> 00:14:12.378 Yeah, I know. 00:14:12.398 --> 00:14:14.278 I had to go out and collect wet... 00:14:14.478 --> 00:14:16.398 Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt your craving. 00:14:16.538 --> 00:14:18.658 I need to complain about Kitsilano for a second. 00:14:19.478 --> 00:14:25.118 So the whole thing about Vancouver is you have little bags for your recycling, or at least in my area of Vancouver, right? 00:14:25.138 --> 00:14:27.798 Yeah, you have blue bags or bins? 00:14:28.058 --> 00:14:36.518 You have bins for your compost and garbage, and then you have little bags and a bin for various types of recycling. 00:14:36.538 --> 00:14:42.138 We have a small bin and then two bags for cardboard, and then another bin for glass and stuff. 00:14:42.158 --> 00:14:47.398 The cardboard bags, or really any of it, if it's overfilled, they just won't take it. 00:14:47.418 --> 00:14:51.098 They just won't take the things from in it. 00:14:51.398 --> 00:14:56.658 And we, because it was post-Christmas, had a lot of cardboard, so it was pretty much full, right? 00:14:56.678 --> 00:14:57.538 But not overfull. 00:14:57.658 --> 00:15:09.598 We put it out and they didn't take it because some motherfuckers in Kitsilano came by and stacked their cardboard on top of our bags because they wanted to get rid of it and therefore none of it got taken away. 00:15:09.638 --> 00:15:20.138 So we had to go collect all of the wet days old cardboard and bring it out from where it was because if we didn't, they wouldn't take it. 00:15:20.158 --> 00:15:23.058 It just sounds like they shouldn't be too picky about it. 00:15:23.078 --> 00:15:24.538 Like you're giving them a gift, right? 00:15:24.558 --> 00:15:27.438 Like here's a little box, here's a tiny little box of cardboard. 00:15:27.458 --> 00:15:29.098 Here's some extra cardboard. 00:15:29.118 --> 00:15:29.498 Take it. 00:15:29.518 --> 00:15:30.498 Take it, take it, take it. 00:15:30.518 --> 00:15:30.958 It's for you. 00:15:31.038 --> 00:15:32.498 Sorry for interrupting. 00:15:32.618 --> 00:15:34.238 I've just been very mad about this. 00:15:35.218 --> 00:15:40.178 So I really want globally more rain because like, and I often want rain in the summer. 00:15:40.198 --> 00:15:41.998 So maybe I'm just getting this out of the way. 00:15:42.018 --> 00:15:43.778 I just want more rain to happen. 00:15:43.778 --> 00:15:45.878 I've been craving rain, but like good rain. 00:15:45.898 --> 00:15:46.498 I agree. 00:15:46.518 --> 00:15:48.098 I don't actually want more rain. 00:15:48.138 --> 00:15:50.638 I want rain more evenly spaced throughout the year. 00:15:51.058 --> 00:15:52.178 Exactly, exactly. 00:15:52.198 --> 00:15:55.618 Because when you're in the winter, you're like, man, fuck rain. 00:15:55.798 --> 00:15:57.078 This sucks. 00:15:57.318 --> 00:16:00.098 Unless you're anywhere else besides Vancouver, in which case... 00:16:00.758 --> 00:16:03.558 When you're in Vancouver, you're like, man, this rain is terrible. 00:16:03.778 --> 00:16:05.078 It's all the time. 00:16:05.098 --> 00:16:06.098 It is constant. 00:16:06.278 --> 00:16:07.318 It's hard to get around. 00:16:07.518 --> 00:16:08.398 Everything sucks. 00:16:08.558 --> 00:16:13.698 But when you're in the summer and everything is on fire, you kind of want some rain. 00:16:13.718 --> 00:16:14.278 You want rain. 00:16:14.518 --> 00:16:16.718 Yeah, so like, it'd be nice to have rain. 00:16:16.738 --> 00:16:17.578 How are we getting rain? 00:16:17.818 --> 00:16:20.518 So we simply have to take the rain from the winter and move it to the summer. 00:16:20.818 --> 00:16:25.858 Now, we've done some weather fuckery before, so I want to look at some time fuckery. 00:16:25.878 --> 00:16:26.138 What if? 00:16:26.318 --> 00:16:32.658 So you get as many people as you can to just sort of open their mouths, lean back, open their mouths, and then just like hold the rain until the summer. 00:16:32.678 --> 00:16:35.458 And so like, if you transplant enough rain, right? 00:16:36.398 --> 00:16:37.758 Why can't we use buckets? 00:16:39.358 --> 00:16:41.438 Okay, because buckets will evaporate, right? 00:16:41.458 --> 00:16:44.718 So like, if you use a bucket, the water will just evaporate from the bucket. 00:16:44.918 --> 00:16:46.138 But if you use the human body... 00:16:47.038 --> 00:16:47.378 What? 00:16:47.538 --> 00:16:48.158 Cover lid? 00:16:49.778 --> 00:16:53.418 Okay, but that's the thing, is the human body is its own cover lid. 00:16:53.778 --> 00:16:57.998 Okay, if you just really want labor in here, okay, I see. 00:16:58.578 --> 00:17:00.118 Look, we can all do with more water. 00:17:00.618 --> 00:17:01.398 Go drink water. 00:17:02.338 --> 00:17:04.898 You, listening, go fucking drink some water. 00:17:07.338 --> 00:17:08.378 Everyone water break. 00:17:08.398 --> 00:17:09.678 It's fucking water break. 00:17:09.878 --> 00:17:11.238 Oh, love that ASMR. 00:17:11.518 --> 00:17:12.918 Oh, yeah, you love to hear it. 00:17:12.938 --> 00:17:14.978 Ah, that was so good. 00:17:15.098 --> 00:17:18.898 So you're gonna take some water into your body, and then you're just gonna hold it there until summer. 00:17:18.918 --> 00:17:21.998 And then you're gonna release it all at once. 00:17:22.018 --> 00:17:23.798 Okay, I have an alternative proposal. 00:17:23.818 --> 00:17:25.038 It's the new rain dance. 00:17:25.158 --> 00:17:27.558 It's called the rain spinning. 00:17:27.638 --> 00:17:29.258 You just spin it all up at once. 00:17:29.278 --> 00:17:32.338 Okay, let's keep that option in our in our minds. 00:17:32.338 --> 00:17:33.138 In our wheelhouse. 00:17:33.778 --> 00:17:34.998 In our water wheelhouse. 00:17:35.018 --> 00:17:36.638 We'll just put it on the shelf for now. 00:17:36.658 --> 00:17:38.258 We'll come back to it when we need it. 00:17:40.218 --> 00:17:43.898 Because I think, what if we simply open up time portals? 00:17:45.258 --> 00:17:47.598 So like we're opening it under a cloud? 00:17:49.658 --> 00:17:50.998 Are we transporting the clouds? 00:17:51.018 --> 00:17:55.518 So you just have to open up a time portal and the cloud will move into the time portal. 00:17:55.538 --> 00:17:57.318 Are we accounting for like wind? 00:17:57.338 --> 00:18:00.118 Like what if the wind on the other side is stronger? 00:18:00.138 --> 00:18:03.638 Because heat technically flows from hotter to colder. 00:18:03.658 --> 00:18:08.558 So if we're opening a portal from summer to winter, then we're actually gonna get the summer. 00:18:08.578 --> 00:18:11.918 So we're gonna just accidentally warm up winter more. 00:18:12.238 --> 00:18:14.738 Here's the thing, we can simply switch. 00:18:16.918 --> 00:18:17.338 What? 00:18:17.338 --> 00:18:18.518 What are we switching? 00:18:18.518 --> 00:18:26.018 We switch the hot clouds for the cold, through the time portal. 00:18:27.818 --> 00:18:29.518 We make the wind ourselves. 00:18:30.678 --> 00:18:32.898 It's like alchemy rather than magic. 00:18:33.318 --> 00:18:36.558 Yeah, it's alchemy rather than magic. 00:18:36.658 --> 00:18:39.338 Alchemy being much more real than magic. 00:18:40.018 --> 00:18:42.678 Alchemy is like equal like give and take, right? 00:18:42.698 --> 00:18:43.498 Yes, exactly. 00:18:43.498 --> 00:18:44.838 I've seen Fullmetal Alchemist. 00:18:44.898 --> 00:18:45.978 I know how this works. 00:18:45.998 --> 00:18:47.258 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:18:47.278 --> 00:18:48.058 It's exactly that. 00:18:48.078 --> 00:18:51.398 So it's just, it's moving one to the other and one to the other. 00:18:51.478 --> 00:18:55.078 So like a cloud for a cloud, but a hot cloud for a cold cloud. 00:18:55.098 --> 00:18:56.218 And it's perfect, right? 00:18:56.218 --> 00:18:56.518 Yeah. 00:18:56.538 --> 00:19:00.738 Because like, wow, clouds have more water in the winter. 00:19:01.318 --> 00:19:02.078 Probably. 00:19:02.138 --> 00:19:02.638 That sounds right. 00:19:02.658 --> 00:19:04.178 I'm not a meteorologist. 00:19:04.418 --> 00:19:05.178 You are now. 00:19:08.238 --> 00:19:15.258 I guess I'm thinking like if you're transferring, is it like, is the heat from the summer an equal trade for the wetness of the winter? 00:19:15.618 --> 00:19:19.138 How equal can we make this trade, right? 00:19:19.638 --> 00:19:22.618 What I'm hearing you say is, no more seasons. 00:19:22.938 --> 00:19:24.118 All one season. 00:19:24.438 --> 00:19:25.378 All one season. 00:19:25.878 --> 00:19:30.878 It's always, there's no super hot days, there's no super cold days. 00:19:30.898 --> 00:19:31.878 I mean, if we wanna get rid of- 00:19:31.898 --> 00:19:32.838 There's rain every so often. 00:19:32.858 --> 00:19:35.918 Look, if we wanna get rid of seasons, I have a solution. 00:19:36.218 --> 00:19:37.438 We're gonna blow up the sun. 00:19:39.518 --> 00:19:40.938 What are we replacing the sun with? 00:19:41.038 --> 00:19:44.118 No, no, no, if you replace the sun with anything, you get seasons. 00:19:44.278 --> 00:19:46.358 You misunderstand what I mean. 00:19:47.818 --> 00:19:56.458 What I mean is we need to have a more stable sun, a sun that doesn't move up and down because that's how seasons work. 00:19:56.478 --> 00:19:59.198 Oh, we just need to fix the axis of rotation of the earth. 00:19:59.498 --> 00:20:01.018 Oh, this is easy. 00:20:01.338 --> 00:20:03.058 Oh, this makes so much sense, Clair. 00:20:03.818 --> 00:20:08.618 Okay, so if we simply fix the rotation of the axis of the earth. 00:20:10.058 --> 00:20:11.238 The axis of rotation. 00:20:11.258 --> 00:20:12.118 Yeah, the axis of rotation. 00:20:12.138 --> 00:20:12.858 Yeah, that's what I said. 00:20:14.038 --> 00:20:19.018 Then we no longer have seasons and it's just all year round, it's just sort of like... 00:20:19.718 --> 00:20:26.078 Well, I mean, it depends what your latitude is at that point because if you're at the equator, it's always gonna be a desert. 00:20:26.078 --> 00:20:27.338 Like it's always gonna be a desert. 00:20:27.698 --> 00:20:28.458 And then like the... 00:20:28.478 --> 00:20:30.478 That sucks for people to live at the equator. 00:20:30.498 --> 00:20:31.718 It's always going to be the same. 00:20:31.818 --> 00:20:36.298 Yeah, but I think that that's probably a sacrifice that's just gonna have to be made. 00:20:36.318 --> 00:20:39.278 Yeah, because it'll dry out more and more and more. 00:20:39.298 --> 00:20:40.638 And it won't change because there are no seasons. 00:20:40.658 --> 00:20:43.538 It's kind of honestly the same that it is now, but like more intense. 00:20:43.558 --> 00:20:46.118 Yeah, yeah, but you know, that's sacrifice. 00:20:46.138 --> 00:20:46.798 But the thing is... 00:20:46.818 --> 00:20:47.718 We all gotta make sacrifices. 00:20:47.738 --> 00:20:49.978 Then it's gonna be like colder up here, right? 00:20:49.998 --> 00:20:50.658 Like we're gonna... 00:20:51.278 --> 00:21:03.758 I don't actually know how far up we are in terms of if you change the axis of rotation, but like there's gonna be a certain point where it's the perfect temperature, but then it starts to get colder even more. 00:21:03.778 --> 00:21:16.758 But the thing is, wind will probably only go north in the Northern Hemisphere until it gets to the ice caps, and then it'll probably melt those, and then it'll probably be very tempered. 00:21:17.118 --> 00:21:18.218 So I think this will work. 00:21:18.558 --> 00:21:19.838 We just gotta melt the ice caps. 00:21:19.858 --> 00:21:26.258 I am starting to think of some possible problems that may be in the climate change area. 00:21:28.358 --> 00:21:31.718 Look, what you're asking is to change the climate. 00:21:31.958 --> 00:21:34.538 You're asking to change the climate globally. 00:21:34.618 --> 00:21:35.398 In one swell swoop. 00:21:35.418 --> 00:21:35.998 In fairness, so are you. 00:21:36.358 --> 00:21:36.818 Well... 00:21:37.258 --> 00:21:38.278 You said more rain. 00:21:38.298 --> 00:21:38.858 I want more rain. 00:21:38.878 --> 00:21:40.458 That's a change to the climate, my friend. 00:21:40.478 --> 00:21:41.798 It's not necessarily... 00:21:41.838 --> 00:21:46.118 Look, you could ask for weather without asking for a change to the climate. 00:21:46.238 --> 00:21:50.818 But we did want to spread rain out more, which is the definition of changing the climate. 00:21:52.338 --> 00:21:54.718 What if we just steal water from other planets? 00:21:54.738 --> 00:21:55.738 What if we get wetter? 00:21:55.838 --> 00:21:56.238 Okay. 00:21:56.258 --> 00:21:57.578 What if we make Earth wetter? 00:21:57.598 --> 00:21:58.338 We're doing... 00:21:59.118 --> 00:22:02.058 We've immediately moved into space colonialism. 00:22:02.078 --> 00:22:02.658 That's good. 00:22:02.678 --> 00:22:06.078 I guess space imperialism, more than space colonialism. 00:22:06.198 --> 00:22:08.918 Look, is Europa really using all that water? 00:22:08.938 --> 00:22:11.418 How do we know that there's life on that planet? 00:22:11.438 --> 00:22:13.658 We haven't checked, so let's go take their water. 00:22:15.738 --> 00:22:16.158 Great. 00:22:16.478 --> 00:22:23.278 Alternatively, what we're ignoring here is that there is already a huge climate-changing emergency. 00:22:23.678 --> 00:22:25.538 Why not simply harness climate change? 00:22:26.798 --> 00:22:29.218 We turn climate change for the good. 00:22:29.238 --> 00:22:30.478 Yes, exactly. 00:22:30.498 --> 00:22:36.418 You just sort of take the climate change energy and we harness it. 00:22:36.418 --> 00:22:38.558 And then we can do whatever we want with it. 00:22:38.638 --> 00:22:40.838 So like the Avatar but for climate? 00:22:41.138 --> 00:22:41.938 Yes, exactly. 00:22:41.958 --> 00:22:44.698 We need to make the Avatar the last climate. 00:22:44.898 --> 00:22:46.038 The last climate bender. 00:22:46.158 --> 00:22:49.638 They can bend the climate and we can just solve all the problems. 00:22:50.058 --> 00:22:52.838 And no billionaires have to lose even a little bit of their money. 00:22:53.338 --> 00:22:55.158 What a good solution this is. 00:22:55.758 --> 00:22:58.638 You know, this is unrelated, it's kind of related. 00:22:58.818 --> 00:23:04.598 You know, the reason why I know the new Pokemon game like story, spoilers for the Pokemon games. 00:23:04.878 --> 00:23:08.838 The reason you know it's not real is because the billionaire goes to jail. 00:23:09.198 --> 00:23:11.558 Listen, the Pokemon world is a better world than ours. 00:23:11.798 --> 00:23:16.458 They also have Pokemon that are actively trying to combat climate change on a large scale. 00:23:16.578 --> 00:23:21.358 Like I thought smokestack McGee was like contributing to it. 00:23:21.378 --> 00:23:21.858 Nah. 00:23:22.158 --> 00:23:22.558 Yeah. 00:23:23.498 --> 00:23:28.378 Smokestack McGee. 00:23:28.798 --> 00:23:30.558 So that's going to be more rain, right? 00:23:30.578 --> 00:23:32.818 Like we can get more rain out of this, right? 00:23:32.838 --> 00:23:34.418 Oh yeah, absolutely. 00:23:34.438 --> 00:23:35.838 That's not in the question, right? 00:23:35.918 --> 00:23:37.498 No, yeah, we could absolutely do that. 00:23:37.518 --> 00:23:41.678 I mean, you don't know the limits of the Avatar climate bender's power. 00:23:41.898 --> 00:23:45.238 What if we just move civilization into the ocean and it's always wet? 00:23:46.058 --> 00:23:46.578 No more fires. 00:23:47.078 --> 00:23:47.738 No more fires. 00:23:47.758 --> 00:23:51.658 Well, unless you, if I learned anything from Spongebob logic, yeah. 00:23:52.078 --> 00:23:56.378 Because Spongebob logic goes, if you point it out, then you can't have fire. 00:23:56.398 --> 00:23:58.938 So ignorance is fire is how the saying goes. 00:23:59.798 --> 00:24:03.658 Oh my god, if we start believing in fire, that means there's gonna be less fire. 00:24:05.138 --> 00:24:07.058 Which means there's gonna be more water. 00:24:07.078 --> 00:24:07.498 Yeah. 00:24:07.518 --> 00:24:08.678 There are fires. 00:24:09.338 --> 00:24:10.238 There are fires. 00:24:10.258 --> 00:24:11.078 Fire is real. 00:24:11.298 --> 00:24:12.458 Fire is real. 00:24:12.718 --> 00:24:15.678 Fire was handed to us by the gods and it is real. 00:24:15.698 --> 00:24:15.958 Yes. 00:24:15.958 --> 00:24:16.818 And it is real. 00:24:16.998 --> 00:24:18.318 It is real and it exists. 00:24:18.598 --> 00:24:20.098 And that's how it works. 00:24:20.118 --> 00:24:21.978 Thank your local god for the fire. 00:24:22.138 --> 00:24:23.118 Thank your local god. 00:24:23.138 --> 00:24:23.838 Well, wasn't it? 00:24:23.938 --> 00:24:27.238 There was just one dude, actually, who stole fire from the gods. 00:24:27.258 --> 00:24:27.578 Yeah. 00:24:27.598 --> 00:24:28.938 We're talking about Greek mythology. 00:24:28.958 --> 00:24:29.238 Yeah. 00:24:29.258 --> 00:24:30.538 Greek mythology. 00:24:30.558 --> 00:24:32.398 I don't know which mythology we were going for. 00:24:32.418 --> 00:24:32.938 I don't know. 00:24:33.738 --> 00:24:34.498 At least Greek. 00:24:34.698 --> 00:24:35.618 At least Greek. 00:24:35.638 --> 00:24:36.738 Bare minimum Greek. 00:24:36.798 --> 00:24:38.118 Bare minimum Greek. 00:24:38.358 --> 00:24:43.758 Welcome to Western thought for the past several hundred years. 00:24:46.858 --> 00:24:47.618 Rain is good. 00:24:47.898 --> 00:24:49.078 Want to give me a craving? 00:24:49.298 --> 00:24:49.718 Yeah. 00:24:49.798 --> 00:24:51.238 We feel like we've solved rain. 00:24:51.298 --> 00:24:52.718 We feel like we solved climate. 00:24:52.898 --> 00:24:54.618 I mean, we got more rain, right? 00:24:54.638 --> 00:24:55.498 We're gonna get more rain. 00:24:55.558 --> 00:24:57.278 We just got to wait a few months to see. 00:24:57.558 --> 00:24:57.838 Cool. 00:24:57.938 --> 00:24:59.778 That means we can move on to art. 00:24:59.978 --> 00:25:00.318 Art? 00:25:00.438 --> 00:25:00.758 Yeah. 00:25:00.778 --> 00:25:02.138 So the thing is, I saw cats. 00:25:02.578 --> 00:25:08.858 And I haven't seen cats, I have seen cats and it's art. 00:25:09.058 --> 00:25:10.578 It's bad art, but it's art. 00:25:11.038 --> 00:25:12.898 And this is like the banana, right? 00:25:12.978 --> 00:25:14.458 It's actually the opposite of the banana. 00:25:14.798 --> 00:25:15.278 Okay. 00:25:15.438 --> 00:25:17.158 It is the inverse, not the opposite. 00:25:17.738 --> 00:25:19.058 It's an inverted banana. 00:25:19.098 --> 00:25:20.558 It's an inverted banana. 00:25:21.098 --> 00:25:21.998 The peel is on the inside. 00:25:22.018 --> 00:25:29.658 For what we're referring to by with the banana, by the way, is that banana duct taped to a wall art piece that 50,000, 10,000, some money. 00:25:29.678 --> 00:25:30.118 It's money. 00:25:31.438 --> 00:25:32.518 It's a money laundering thing. 00:25:32.518 --> 00:25:37.178 And that's the core of why this is different because Cats has lost a lot of money. 00:25:39.258 --> 00:25:42.898 You see, it was the Cats themselves who were doing money laundering. 00:25:43.438 --> 00:25:51.238 But the thing about Cats is it's a film that takes risks and fails completely. 00:25:51.998 --> 00:25:56.378 And I really admire risk taking in art and media. 00:25:56.658 --> 00:25:59.638 What I'm craving is more media that's willing to take risks. 00:26:00.018 --> 00:26:05.798 I had more fun watching Cats than I've had watching any Marvel movies since, like, probably Black Panther. 00:26:05.938 --> 00:26:10.518 I had more fun watching Cats probably than I had watching a Star Wars movie in recent memory. 00:26:10.918 --> 00:26:14.758 Anything that Disney has owned, none of it is willing to take risks. 00:26:15.018 --> 00:26:20.458 And a lot of that is like a social justice-y way which Cats is also not willing to take risks on. 00:26:20.478 --> 00:26:24.958 There's actually lots of people talking about the fact that the film is a lot more hetero than the original play. 00:26:25.318 --> 00:26:29.718 Which is wild because it's made by Andrew Lloyd Webber, which means it should be the most hetero the whole time. 00:26:29.938 --> 00:26:41.278 I admire that they did the stupidest thing imaginable and really tried to make a whole big budget film where they're CGI-ing everyone into Cats. 00:26:41.658 --> 00:26:44.078 It is so horrendous to look at. 00:26:44.098 --> 00:26:46.658 I'm so excited for us to see this movie. 00:26:46.878 --> 00:26:49.538 Okay, there are moments where it's like, okay, that's fine. 00:26:49.558 --> 00:26:52.438 But then there's moments where it's like her forehead just expanded. 00:26:53.678 --> 00:26:57.758 And there's moments where it's like Indris Elba's body does not look right. 00:26:57.838 --> 00:27:00.398 Which is wild, because Indris Elba has a great body. 00:27:00.938 --> 00:27:09.918 This is the thing that is so good about Cats that it just is a complete mess with such a huge budget. 00:27:10.038 --> 00:27:11.138 And I love that. 00:27:11.258 --> 00:27:13.298 I love when movies take risks. 00:27:13.598 --> 00:27:16.058 I love when media takes risks. 00:27:16.118 --> 00:27:17.618 The risk is that it was bad? 00:27:17.638 --> 00:27:19.518 The risk is that it looked bad? 00:27:19.598 --> 00:27:31.538 The risk is that they tried to do something way too ambitious that they were not prepared to do, that it turned out looking weird and alien in a way that I've not seen in a movie before. 00:27:31.618 --> 00:27:35.938 I can really genuinely say I've never seen a movie like Cats before. 00:27:36.298 --> 00:27:39.178 I don't know how many movies I can say that about at this point. 00:27:39.198 --> 00:27:41.238 I'm so excited to see Cats. 00:27:41.378 --> 00:27:42.778 I'm excited for you to see it. 00:27:42.838 --> 00:27:47.478 And so what I'm craving is more media that is willing to take risks and do new things. 00:27:47.498 --> 00:27:49.238 The sequel to Cats, Dogs. 00:27:49.238 --> 00:27:51.138 Not doing them before. 00:27:51.358 --> 00:27:52.798 No, no, that's the problem. 00:27:53.078 --> 00:27:57.518 If they do the same thing they did for Cats again, then it's different than what I want. 00:27:57.598 --> 00:27:58.038 Birds. 00:27:58.458 --> 00:28:01.838 No, you're not understanding me, Clair. 00:28:03.098 --> 00:28:05.798 The thing is, all they do is attack each other this time. 00:28:05.798 --> 00:28:09.978 That's actually, I've never seen Cats, but that's probably what Cats is about. 00:28:10.098 --> 00:28:12.538 You know, you're not as wrong as I wish you were. 00:28:13.738 --> 00:28:14.898 Are we making dogs? 00:28:15.138 --> 00:28:17.958 No, okay, no, because we gotta make new media. 00:28:17.978 --> 00:28:19.738 A media that's taking risks. 00:28:20.158 --> 00:28:22.978 They've already tried to do this weird CGI shit. 00:28:23.098 --> 00:28:24.438 I know what we're gonna do. 00:28:24.498 --> 00:28:25.038 What are we doing? 00:28:25.058 --> 00:28:27.858 We're gonna get the biggest grant from Hollywood. 00:28:27.878 --> 00:28:29.218 We're gonna get the most money. 00:28:29.518 --> 00:28:34.958 And then we're gonna make like a whole feature length film with only plushies, no real people. 00:28:35.198 --> 00:28:37.218 Actually, no, fuck it, real people too. 00:28:37.238 --> 00:28:42.818 It's like, it's the Muppets movie, but none of them are Muppets, they're just plushies. 00:28:43.138 --> 00:28:45.478 How big are the people compared to the plushies? 00:28:45.878 --> 00:28:50.378 Some of them are bigger and so this is the thing, right? 00:28:50.398 --> 00:28:55.998 It's not the plushies that are inconsistent sizes, it's the people that are inconsistent sizes. 00:28:56.178 --> 00:28:58.118 The plushies are all the same size. 00:28:58.358 --> 00:29:03.558 Even if they're different size plushies, they're CGI'd up and down to be the same size. 00:29:03.838 --> 00:29:05.978 And what size is that generally? 00:29:06.078 --> 00:29:11.118 Probably average human size, but then the humans are different plushie size. 00:29:11.698 --> 00:29:15.978 It's a world about what if humans were the plushies? 00:29:16.518 --> 00:29:18.158 And it's called plushed. 00:29:19.858 --> 00:29:23.638 And it's not a world where like that's the, that's the core problem, right? 00:29:24.098 --> 00:29:24.918 Oh, no, no, no. 00:29:24.938 --> 00:29:25.858 That's not the core. 00:29:25.878 --> 00:29:26.838 The new human is coming up. 00:29:26.858 --> 00:29:27.618 World building. 00:29:27.638 --> 00:29:28.938 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:29:29.138 --> 00:29:37.358 Look, the story is about like, it's about consumer capitalism and it's about like, the new human is coming out this year and everyone has to have their new human. 00:29:37.378 --> 00:29:38.958 It's the softest human ever. 00:29:38.978 --> 00:29:40.198 I have a question. 00:29:40.798 --> 00:29:43.918 Actually, it's the skinnest human ever. 00:29:43.938 --> 00:29:47.618 I was gonna say skinniest as in having the most skin, but that's not what that means. 00:29:47.658 --> 00:29:49.558 So there's a new adjective that I've just made. 00:29:49.578 --> 00:29:52.418 It's the skinnest and it means having the most skin. 00:29:52.578 --> 00:29:56.338 I'm making a new adjective to describe a nonsense thing. 00:29:56.998 --> 00:29:58.018 Here's my question. 00:29:58.958 --> 00:30:07.118 Are the humans sentient, sapient, moving, thinking, creatures, are they static? 00:30:07.138 --> 00:30:09.458 Are plushies moving sentient creatures? 00:30:09.478 --> 00:30:10.798 Because some people would argue yes. 00:30:11.518 --> 00:30:13.138 You give them feelings, right? 00:30:13.158 --> 00:30:18.898 Like you name them, you give them personalities, and those are alive beings. 00:30:20.278 --> 00:30:23.178 So humans are too in this film, just like that. 00:30:24.978 --> 00:30:25.898 You name your human. 00:30:26.078 --> 00:30:29.258 So humans are the whole, okay, I see, I see here. 00:30:29.598 --> 00:30:29.938 Great. 00:30:29.958 --> 00:30:31.078 This human's stretchy. 00:30:34.818 --> 00:30:37.778 This human folds up into five different configurations. 00:30:37.938 --> 00:30:38.338 Great. 00:30:38.378 --> 00:30:42.158 The other risk that Cats takes is that it isn't coherent. 00:30:42.178 --> 00:30:45.138 Well, it has a story. 00:30:45.318 --> 00:30:47.658 It just feels a little incoherent. 00:30:47.698 --> 00:30:50.138 Right, so did you ever watch Next Gen? 00:30:50.438 --> 00:30:50.998 I did not. 00:30:51.218 --> 00:30:55.958 So Next Gen is basically like, what if Steve Jobs was evil more? 00:30:58.018 --> 00:31:10.198 What if Steve Jobs was, spoilers for Next Gen, what if Steve Jobs was actually replaced by an AI and then made more AIs, and then instead of iPhones, people just got the Next Gen of AI? 00:31:10.278 --> 00:31:10.678 Cool. 00:31:10.858 --> 00:31:11.778 That's the whole thing. 00:31:11.838 --> 00:31:13.898 It's very thinly veiled, Steve Jobs. 00:31:14.078 --> 00:31:17.218 What if it's that, but like there's no really coherent story. 00:31:17.358 --> 00:31:21.478 What if the whole film is waiting in line for your human? 00:31:21.498 --> 00:31:24.818 Yeah, this is what I'm thinking is, there's this whole big plot. 00:31:24.898 --> 00:31:26.258 We don't give a shit about that. 00:31:27.218 --> 00:31:29.758 It's about like this person standing in line. 00:31:29.778 --> 00:31:31.538 It's like kind of waiting for Godot. 00:31:31.558 --> 00:31:33.278 And it's real time, right? 00:31:33.318 --> 00:31:35.298 And the new human is named Godot. 00:31:36.078 --> 00:31:37.678 So it is waiting for Godot. 00:31:37.698 --> 00:31:40.658 I don't even know this reference. 00:31:40.938 --> 00:31:42.698 It's a play that was made in the 50s. 00:31:42.838 --> 00:31:43.778 It's nihilist. 00:31:43.778 --> 00:31:48.698 It's the whole concept of the play is, nothing happens twice. 00:31:48.918 --> 00:31:49.538 Perfect. 00:31:49.738 --> 00:31:58.098 Okay, so we're making Waiting for Godot, the movie about waiting in line for the new plush human, Godot, the stretchiest human. 00:31:58.098 --> 00:32:00.038 And it's just like the person in line waiting. 00:32:01.998 --> 00:32:05.258 And there's some conversations and things feel. 00:32:05.278 --> 00:32:05.678 There's a tent. 00:32:05.758 --> 00:32:10.738 They invite people into their tent, and it's different, like, oh, why did you bring a tent? 00:32:11.018 --> 00:32:11.738 Oh, I don't know. 00:32:11.938 --> 00:32:21.238 And then it's just silence for two minutes, and then they start smoking in the tent, and then someone comes along and is like, hey, we can smell that out here, can you stop? 00:32:21.258 --> 00:32:22.298 And they're like, no. 00:32:22.398 --> 00:32:23.498 And they're like, okay. 00:32:23.518 --> 00:32:26.538 And they kind of leave, and there's no conflict resolution or anything. 00:32:26.558 --> 00:32:29.198 Yeah, that doesn't come back. 00:32:29.318 --> 00:32:31.658 Like it doesn't come back, it's never relevant again. 00:32:31.918 --> 00:32:36.938 Yeah, and there's a point where two characters seem to be flirting, but they're not. 00:32:37.058 --> 00:32:39.558 One of them gets a call and has to leave line. 00:32:39.738 --> 00:32:40.458 Yeah, right. 00:32:40.478 --> 00:32:43.878 And it's like, oh, we never, again, we never see that character again. 00:32:43.898 --> 00:32:45.178 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:32:45.458 --> 00:32:52.418 I think the biggest thing is the movie ends before, like the main character gets to the front of the line, and then the movie just ends. 00:32:52.438 --> 00:32:54.318 No, no, that's too coherent. 00:32:55.238 --> 00:32:59.218 The main character gets near the front of the line, and then the movie ends. 00:32:59.258 --> 00:33:05.778 And it's just like in the middle of a sentence, in the middle of it being like, gee, I think we're gonna, and then the movie ends. 00:33:05.798 --> 00:33:07.638 Right, and like they're running out, right? 00:33:07.658 --> 00:33:10.478 Like there's this whole plot, like no one knows if there's gonna be enough. 00:33:10.478 --> 00:33:15.478 And the thing is like they're nearing the front, and it's like, oh, we only have a few left, and then the movie ends. 00:33:15.778 --> 00:33:16.978 And we never find out. 00:33:17.018 --> 00:33:18.758 And then here's the thing. 00:33:18.878 --> 00:33:20.998 The whole thing about Waiting for Godot is nothing happens twice. 00:33:21.338 --> 00:33:27.178 So the movie starts again, the same things happen, and it's different actors. 00:33:29.538 --> 00:33:30.738 Wow, we're really taking... 00:33:30.898 --> 00:33:35.438 Okay, so it's like the first half of the movie is waiting for Godot. 00:33:35.458 --> 00:33:39.298 The second half of the movie is waiting for Godot. 00:33:39.638 --> 00:33:40.658 Oh, I love this. 00:33:41.058 --> 00:33:45.038 And the other thing about it is, of course, it's all plushies. 00:33:45.178 --> 00:33:46.778 So it's just the voices, right? 00:33:46.798 --> 00:33:48.198 Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:33:48.478 --> 00:33:51.178 The people, the people, in quotes, are plushies. 00:33:51.198 --> 00:33:51.738 They're people. 00:33:51.758 --> 00:33:52.758 They're just not humans. 00:33:52.778 --> 00:33:53.578 They're just plushies. 00:33:53.578 --> 00:33:54.458 And they're plushies. 00:33:54.518 --> 00:33:56.998 And so it's just the voice actor is slightly different. 00:33:57.018 --> 00:33:59.258 And you're listening, you're like, is that a different voice actor? 00:34:00.238 --> 00:34:04.078 And it's like, it's just, they picked whoever to do the voice acting for whoever. 00:34:04.098 --> 00:34:05.658 It was just like, which lines do you want? 00:34:05.678 --> 00:34:07.158 Well, I like this line and this line. 00:34:07.178 --> 00:34:08.238 Those aren't the same characters. 00:34:08.258 --> 00:34:09.198 Okay, go for it. 00:34:09.378 --> 00:34:09.738 Yeah. 00:34:09.858 --> 00:34:13.578 And they just sort of, like, they didn't really give anyone a character. 00:34:13.598 --> 00:34:15.198 They gave them their favorite lines. 00:34:15.418 --> 00:34:16.578 Oh, I love this. 00:34:16.958 --> 00:34:17.278 Yeah. 00:34:17.818 --> 00:34:22.018 Or even you just pick lines out of a hat, and those are the lines. 00:34:22.038 --> 00:34:29.098 You roll a 2D6 and pick a line based on your result. 00:34:29.158 --> 00:34:29.878 God. 00:34:29.978 --> 00:34:32.098 On a 10 plus, you get a good line. 00:34:32.838 --> 00:34:35.198 On a seven to nine, you get an okay line. 00:34:35.678 --> 00:34:38.378 On a six minus, you get a sound effect. 00:34:38.398 --> 00:34:39.538 You sort of have to grunt. 00:34:39.558 --> 00:34:40.658 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:34:40.678 --> 00:34:43.438 There's a lot of grunting in this movie for some reason. 00:34:43.458 --> 00:34:48.838 Well, it is people waiting in line, and like, they are like having conversations. 00:34:48.858 --> 00:34:51.358 It's just these conversations, like, these are the moments. 00:34:53.818 --> 00:34:55.438 These are the moments in between. 00:34:55.458 --> 00:34:57.198 And there's lots of cross talk, right? 00:34:57.218 --> 00:35:01.778 Like, it's like one person's talking, you're like, I think that's who I'm supposed to be listening to. 00:35:01.798 --> 00:35:03.778 There's like three people talking at once. 00:35:03.838 --> 00:35:05.698 It's like listening to a podcast. 00:35:07.558 --> 00:35:12.378 And the reason why people don't immediately walk out is, it's stunning. 00:35:12.678 --> 00:35:14.478 It's a beautiful looking film. 00:35:15.198 --> 00:35:18.498 This is the inverse of Cats, where it just looks gorgeous. 00:35:18.658 --> 00:35:23.458 The plushies are rendered in such detail, and it's like this futuristic sci-fi. 00:35:23.478 --> 00:35:25.378 There's like flying cars everywhere. 00:35:25.398 --> 00:35:28.778 There's like, you see like this beautiful transit system in the background. 00:35:28.798 --> 00:35:34.318 There are these long shots of like, the character will stop and say, wow, that's a beautiful sight. 00:35:34.338 --> 00:35:37.058 And then it will show you the beautiful sight that the character is seeing. 00:35:37.078 --> 00:35:38.258 From like the other side of the line. 00:35:38.278 --> 00:35:39.878 So we still have like the characters in shot. 00:35:39.898 --> 00:35:42.658 I think there's always, the line is always in the shot, right? 00:35:42.678 --> 00:35:43.838 Oh yeah, it always has to be in shot. 00:35:43.858 --> 00:35:46.998 But sometimes we see a wall, and I think that's like a lot of the movie, right? 00:35:47.018 --> 00:35:48.658 We're switching between two sides. 00:35:48.678 --> 00:35:52.498 It's half the time we see them in line and there's like a wall behind them. 00:35:52.518 --> 00:35:53.638 Maybe it's a glass wall or something. 00:35:53.698 --> 00:36:00.218 And then sometimes we're on the other side and we're looking out into the city and like, it's just these beautiful shots. 00:36:00.878 --> 00:36:05.298 I think that there are moments where you hear about larger plots, right? 00:36:05.318 --> 00:36:07.138 Like there's shit going on, right? 00:36:07.138 --> 00:36:10.138 Oh yeah, maybe there's like a whole revolution happening. 00:36:10.158 --> 00:36:12.978 Oh yeah, you hear like, oh, this person was assassinated today. 00:36:15.178 --> 00:36:15.978 I'm not gonna get into it. 00:36:15.998 --> 00:36:21.398 Commander Fuzzy Face, the cat plushie general of the army was assassinated today. 00:36:21.418 --> 00:36:25.778 And you just like hear that in line casually cause that's how you find things out sometimes. 00:36:25.798 --> 00:36:27.578 Like when I was at work the other night. 00:36:27.598 --> 00:36:29.038 Commander Fuzzy Face was assassinated. 00:36:29.058 --> 00:36:29.518 Yeah, right? 00:36:29.538 --> 00:36:33.898 Like you just find that out and someone's like, oh wow, oh man, things are heating up. 00:36:34.138 --> 00:36:38.158 And then you don't get any like resolution on that. 00:36:38.178 --> 00:36:39.478 No, that's not what it's about. 00:36:39.818 --> 00:36:51.198 This movie is indicating in the direction of larger things, but you are a person going through your life, trying to like get this new human. 00:36:51.398 --> 00:36:56.258 And I don't even know that you get motivation for why these characters are in this line, right? 00:36:56.278 --> 00:36:59.558 Like some character probably says, oh yeah, my kid wants the new human, right? 00:37:00.578 --> 00:37:04.458 Like there's that, but like another character will not say why they're there. 00:37:04.598 --> 00:37:07.738 One person's like a absolute completionist, right? 00:37:07.758 --> 00:37:10.598 Like they have to have every, like this is their goal, right? 00:37:10.618 --> 00:37:11.318 Yeah, exactly. 00:37:11.538 --> 00:37:13.298 You kind of get a little bit of that. 00:37:13.318 --> 00:37:14.458 It's like implied, right? 00:37:14.938 --> 00:37:19.778 Someone could watch this movie and then write a thread about, oh, here was this character's actual motivation, right? 00:37:19.798 --> 00:37:20.638 But we don't say it. 00:37:20.858 --> 00:37:22.218 No, absolutely not. 00:37:22.238 --> 00:37:25.798 Hey, this movie sounds like a movie I would watch. 00:37:26.858 --> 00:37:27.918 I don't know that I would watch. 00:37:27.938 --> 00:37:29.138 I would watch Cats. 00:37:29.558 --> 00:37:32.098 So what does that say about this movie? 00:37:32.098 --> 00:37:34.198 Yeah, no, it's meaninglessness. 00:37:34.218 --> 00:37:37.198 And the thing is like, it's not even, there isn't even good characterization. 00:37:37.238 --> 00:37:41.298 I think like maybe the camera's just going faster than the line, right? 00:37:41.538 --> 00:37:43.938 Maybe we don't even follow a single character. 00:37:44.178 --> 00:37:48.618 It's just like the camera's slowly making its way up the line. 00:37:48.878 --> 00:37:54.598 And then maybe it just randomly kind of focuses in on many characters, right? 00:37:54.618 --> 00:38:00.958 Like it does the cat's thing where it's like, here's this character, here's this character, but not the cat's thing of here's this interesting character. 00:38:01.398 --> 00:38:04.198 It's just like, here's this character who's standing in line. 00:38:04.238 --> 00:38:04.718 Yeah. 00:38:04.758 --> 00:38:08.658 And you follow them waiting for a bit, and then you follow another character who's waiting for a bit. 00:38:09.158 --> 00:38:10.678 Nothing happens five times. 00:38:10.698 --> 00:38:11.918 This is the new Godot. 00:38:12.318 --> 00:38:15.398 Nothing happens five times, twice. 00:38:18.038 --> 00:38:20.578 God, I can't believe we've mastered contemporary art. 00:38:20.838 --> 00:38:23.958 Yeah, this feels so avant-garde or some shit. 00:38:24.018 --> 00:38:28.898 Like we've made something deeply modern. 00:38:29.978 --> 00:38:34.118 With that in mind, you want to take us out with one more craving? 00:38:34.238 --> 00:38:35.158 So I want snow. 00:38:35.578 --> 00:38:37.058 So I've been craving snow. 00:38:37.118 --> 00:38:38.538 You just talked about rain. 00:38:38.558 --> 00:38:40.778 Yeah, but now we need to talk about snow. 00:38:40.798 --> 00:38:41.998 Okay, talk to me about snow. 00:38:41.998 --> 00:38:45.178 Cause like we've literally had no snow days. 00:38:45.518 --> 00:38:46.298 We haven't had snow. 00:38:46.618 --> 00:38:47.778 We didn't get snow this winter. 00:38:50.278 --> 00:38:52.678 There were people saying, oh, we're going to get snow this day. 00:38:52.698 --> 00:38:55.698 I know, people keep being like, oh yeah, we're going to get snow this weekend. 00:38:55.898 --> 00:38:57.738 Oh wow, I guess we better get ready for the snow. 00:38:57.758 --> 00:38:58.678 And then there's the snow. 00:38:58.718 --> 00:38:58.998 Yeah. 00:38:59.178 --> 00:39:00.198 Then there's the snow, where is it? 00:39:00.198 --> 00:39:00.658 Where is it? 00:39:00.678 --> 00:39:01.478 Where is the snow? 00:39:01.498 --> 00:39:03.858 Liars, fake snow, fake news, fake snow. 00:39:03.938 --> 00:39:05.138 Oh my God, please. 00:39:06.038 --> 00:39:07.318 Yeah, no, no snow. 00:39:07.638 --> 00:39:10.118 Good, good, fucking good. 00:39:10.318 --> 00:39:11.338 I want the snow. 00:39:11.338 --> 00:39:11.858 I don't. 00:39:12.118 --> 00:39:13.898 I've been craving playing in snow. 00:39:13.918 --> 00:39:16.978 I have to walk with my cane out in the world. 00:39:16.978 --> 00:39:19.158 But like dry, compact snow. 00:39:19.198 --> 00:39:20.758 Okay, but we don't get that here. 00:39:20.778 --> 00:39:21.778 That's what I want. 00:39:22.218 --> 00:39:23.418 I've been craving that. 00:39:23.438 --> 00:39:25.298 Honestly, I've been craving it for years. 00:39:25.598 --> 00:39:28.358 We've already messed with the climate enough, Clair. 00:39:28.378 --> 00:39:30.398 So we just gotta go one step further. 00:39:30.998 --> 00:39:32.158 We just gotta crank it. 00:39:32.398 --> 00:39:36.698 I don't know that the avatar of climate bending can do this for us. 00:39:36.718 --> 00:39:38.758 We may need to find another snowy solution. 00:39:38.898 --> 00:39:39.938 Another solution. 00:39:40.038 --> 00:39:42.878 So what if we just open all the fridges and the freezers? 00:39:43.218 --> 00:39:45.778 Just everybody open your fridge and just leave it open. 00:39:45.898 --> 00:39:47.158 We're gonna make it happen. 00:39:47.378 --> 00:39:48.998 I think we need to supercharge them. 00:39:49.138 --> 00:39:50.958 Because otherwise they'll just get warm. 00:39:50.978 --> 00:39:52.898 That's how it works when you leave your fridge open. 00:39:52.918 --> 00:39:54.718 Trust me, we have a not great fridge. 00:39:54.738 --> 00:39:56.978 It has happened. 00:39:57.078 --> 00:40:03.058 So it's like an MRI machine is sort of like a superconductor, but we need a super refrigerator. 00:40:03.138 --> 00:40:04.798 Yeah, we need a super refrigerator. 00:40:04.838 --> 00:40:06.178 Just like a big refrigerator. 00:40:06.198 --> 00:40:09.918 It's a snow machine of sorts, but it's a super snow machine. 00:40:10.158 --> 00:40:13.718 You're just putting in an extreme amount of power. 00:40:14.318 --> 00:40:17.478 Because the more power there is, the more cold you can make. 00:40:17.638 --> 00:40:19.218 Therefore, ergo, therefore. 00:40:21.118 --> 00:40:22.418 More power means more snow. 00:40:22.858 --> 00:40:25.938 So really you're asking, how do we get more snow? 00:40:25.958 --> 00:40:28.038 What you should be asking is how do we get more power? 00:40:28.758 --> 00:40:29.638 Oh, okay. 00:40:29.758 --> 00:40:34.798 Everyone bicycles for 10 minutes a day on your assigned snow duty. 00:40:34.918 --> 00:40:36.358 Yeah, whether you can or not. 00:40:36.458 --> 00:40:38.678 You can paddle with your arms. 00:40:38.958 --> 00:40:40.118 Whether you can or not. 00:40:40.138 --> 00:40:42.818 And if you can't do that, you blink really fast. 00:40:43.178 --> 00:40:43.938 I can do that. 00:40:43.958 --> 00:40:46.158 That's the one of those three things I could do. 00:40:46.178 --> 00:40:51.478 We just sort of clip clips to your eyelashes and then you blink really fast and it produces energy. 00:40:51.698 --> 00:40:53.678 Are those false eyelashes? 00:40:53.698 --> 00:40:57.238 Yeah, so everyone just gets false eyelashes, right? 00:40:57.278 --> 00:41:01.758 And they just produce energy and then they send this energy to this big refrigerator. 00:41:01.778 --> 00:41:04.998 And so we don't even notice that you're generating this energy. 00:41:05.018 --> 00:41:08.658 And that's just super good because it'll look super cute when the shoe is on your eyelashes. 00:41:08.678 --> 00:41:10.298 Yeah, everybody gets good eyelashes. 00:41:10.318 --> 00:41:10.698 Yeah. 00:41:10.718 --> 00:41:11.878 You can pick your color. 00:41:12.038 --> 00:41:12.538 Oh, perfect. 00:41:12.558 --> 00:41:15.278 You can be like, I'm gonna do the purple eyelashes today. 00:41:15.298 --> 00:41:16.218 This is really good. 00:41:16.238 --> 00:41:17.258 That's a whole lot of power. 00:41:17.278 --> 00:41:19.718 Now, if we need even more power, we know- 00:41:19.738 --> 00:41:22.178 We'll call it Butterfly Kiss Generated Energy. 00:41:22.298 --> 00:41:27.258 B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E. 00:41:27.558 --> 00:41:31.898 B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E, B-K-G-E. 00:41:32.838 --> 00:41:34.318 Now, that's gonna give us a lot of power. 00:41:34.478 --> 00:41:35.518 If we need even more. 00:41:35.558 --> 00:41:39.558 What if we harness the amount that we talk? 00:41:40.558 --> 00:41:47.358 What if we, for every time we talk, we use power to generate words. 00:41:47.958 --> 00:41:50.178 And a lot of the words we say are pointless. 00:41:50.378 --> 00:41:55.738 Right, we could just have like a filter that collects, that goes over our mouth and collects. 00:41:55.958 --> 00:42:02.738 So you're talking like this and it's totally fine and everyone can hear us super duper well. 00:42:02.838 --> 00:42:05.018 This is a great podcast. 00:42:05.158 --> 00:42:06.018 So it's like that. 00:42:06.278 --> 00:42:09.298 Even more power can come from, of course. 00:42:09.458 --> 00:42:09.958 The oven. 00:42:13.538 --> 00:42:16.758 Well, you're like, do we just leave the oven open then? 00:42:18.538 --> 00:42:21.098 We can leave the oven open, but that'll create heat. 00:42:21.778 --> 00:42:23.578 But then we turn that heat into. 00:42:23.598 --> 00:42:25.338 Oh, you put a thing on top of your oven. 00:42:25.358 --> 00:42:26.678 You put a balloon over the oven. 00:42:26.698 --> 00:42:29.218 Yeah, it turns the heat into like a hot air machine. 00:42:29.238 --> 00:42:29.978 Now, how do we? 00:42:30.858 --> 00:42:32.858 Now, quick question. 00:42:33.038 --> 00:42:34.958 How do we heat the oven? 00:42:35.218 --> 00:42:35.978 You turn it on. 00:42:36.238 --> 00:42:36.838 Right. 00:42:37.418 --> 00:42:38.738 I have an electric. 00:42:38.778 --> 00:42:41.758 I think my oven is probably electric powered. 00:42:42.098 --> 00:42:43.418 Who knows how ovens work? 00:42:43.758 --> 00:42:44.458 I do. 00:42:44.678 --> 00:42:46.638 No one really knows how ovens work. 00:42:46.958 --> 00:42:49.898 No one's really sure how ovens came to be. 00:42:49.918 --> 00:42:50.598 All right. 00:42:50.918 --> 00:42:51.498 So we've got. 00:42:51.518 --> 00:42:54.538 Ovens aren't always, like you can't even prove that ovens are real. 00:42:55.118 --> 00:42:57.918 How are you supposed to prove how that even works? 00:42:59.158 --> 00:42:59.898 Fake ovens. 00:43:00.298 --> 00:43:03.498 So we've got eyelashes, words. 00:43:03.798 --> 00:43:04.418 We've got ovens. 00:43:04.518 --> 00:43:05.118 Our words. 00:43:05.418 --> 00:43:06.018 Our words. 00:43:06.198 --> 00:43:07.298 Our pointless words. 00:43:07.318 --> 00:43:08.138 Our pointless words. 00:43:08.158 --> 00:43:08.958 We've got ovens. 00:43:09.118 --> 00:43:11.158 And of course, we've got Nintendo. 00:43:11.198 --> 00:43:14.338 Because as we all know, now you're playing with power. 00:43:16.518 --> 00:43:17.898 See, the thing is, all the old ads. 00:43:17.918 --> 00:43:20.598 So we burn all the Nintendo power magazines. 00:43:20.618 --> 00:43:22.038 Oh, I liked those. 00:43:22.058 --> 00:43:23.798 Look, they have to serve a greater purpose. 00:43:23.818 --> 00:43:24.258 You're right. 00:43:24.398 --> 00:43:29.718 But the thing about Nintendo is all their old ads, they're really, really old ads are like, now you're playing with power. 00:43:29.738 --> 00:43:30.758 And that was their whole slogan. 00:43:30.898 --> 00:43:32.738 That means they got some power somewhere. 00:43:32.918 --> 00:43:35.338 They're using some power. 00:43:35.578 --> 00:43:36.438 We need to find it. 00:43:37.398 --> 00:43:41.178 Maybe it's in the Nintendo vault where they're also keeping the Pokemon MMO. 00:43:42.398 --> 00:43:44.358 What else are they keeping in the Nintendo vault? 00:43:44.398 --> 00:43:46.878 Probably all the old issues of Nintendo power. 00:43:46.958 --> 00:43:48.318 Yeah, probably also the- 00:43:48.338 --> 00:43:53.918 Maybe there's like a secret map in Nintendo power where if you follow it, you can get to the Nintendo vault. 00:43:53.978 --> 00:43:54.798 So we need to look through- 00:43:54.818 --> 00:43:56.718 Maybe they're keeping snow in the Nintendo vault. 00:43:56.738 --> 00:43:59.978 Maybe that's why they have all the power. 00:43:59.998 --> 00:44:01.758 Maybe they know the power of snow. 00:44:01.878 --> 00:44:03.558 Yeah, this makes sense. 00:44:03.578 --> 00:44:04.258 We'll need to do that. 00:44:04.278 --> 00:44:08.198 Have we talked about how much power snow could produce? 00:44:08.558 --> 00:44:10.378 Imagine snow batteries. 00:44:10.698 --> 00:44:11.918 Okay, so how would that work? 00:44:12.318 --> 00:44:15.898 Well, you take a bunch of snow and you make it really compact. 00:44:15.918 --> 00:44:16.278 Right. 00:44:16.358 --> 00:44:21.778 And like the energy, the energy, the energy. 00:44:23.438 --> 00:44:25.758 And then the snow melts and turns into water. 00:44:26.158 --> 00:44:27.698 And then you just drink the water. 00:44:27.718 --> 00:44:28.298 It's great. 00:44:28.598 --> 00:44:29.138 Okay. 00:44:29.158 --> 00:44:30.278 So like you take- 00:44:30.698 --> 00:44:32.378 Where'd the energy come from in that? 00:44:32.658 --> 00:44:33.278 The snow. 00:44:35.978 --> 00:44:36.438 Okay. 00:44:36.578 --> 00:44:39.978 Cause you know snow expands, snow is bigger water. 00:44:40.258 --> 00:44:41.018 So like- 00:44:41.098 --> 00:44:42.438 Snow is bigger water. 00:44:42.738 --> 00:44:45.258 So you like, you're creating a vacuum, right? 00:44:45.278 --> 00:44:49.378 And then you fill the vacuum and it's like, it's hydrothermal. 00:44:49.878 --> 00:44:50.838 It's like a dam. 00:44:50.858 --> 00:44:51.998 You move, things move. 00:44:52.118 --> 00:44:53.518 So therefore, energy made. 00:44:55.018 --> 00:44:55.438 Sure. 00:44:55.578 --> 00:44:55.978 Yeah. 00:44:56.078 --> 00:44:57.998 That sounds right and scientific. 00:44:58.098 --> 00:45:00.318 You're the science one here. 00:45:00.858 --> 00:45:02.438 Now you're thinking with power. 00:45:02.478 --> 00:45:03.838 Now you're thinking with icicles. 00:45:03.858 --> 00:45:05.458 Now you're thinking with icicles. 00:45:05.998 --> 00:45:08.438 Icicle spear power source. 00:45:09.518 --> 00:45:10.598 How does that one work? 00:45:10.798 --> 00:45:12.998 You tie an icicle to the end of a stick. 00:45:15.938 --> 00:45:16.298 The end. 00:45:16.318 --> 00:45:17.138 Continue. 00:45:17.158 --> 00:45:17.558 The end. 00:45:20.378 --> 00:45:24.438 Look, if you can harness the power, you have the power of icicle spheres. 00:45:25.418 --> 00:45:28.098 I think we should use frozen lake power. 00:45:28.198 --> 00:45:31.478 So you step on the frozen lake, it makes power. 00:45:31.978 --> 00:45:34.358 Cause vibrations in the frozen lake. 00:45:34.358 --> 00:45:34.718 Yes. 00:45:35.058 --> 00:45:36.118 And it's holding you up. 00:45:36.118 --> 00:45:37.538 So like there's the gravity. 00:45:37.558 --> 00:45:39.898 So gravity is like a perfect source for power too. 00:45:40.158 --> 00:45:42.298 Why don't we just take the earth's gravity? 00:45:42.498 --> 00:45:45.818 Why isn't anyone turn the earth's gravity into power? 00:45:46.818 --> 00:45:47.918 Don't think about dams. 00:45:47.978 --> 00:45:51.878 Why isn't anyone turn the earth's gravity into a power generating machine? 00:45:51.878 --> 00:45:56.598 It sounds like a bronze age super villain. 00:45:56.698 --> 00:45:58.338 What if we just reverse gravity? 00:45:58.358 --> 00:46:00.938 To create power? 00:46:00.958 --> 00:46:01.398 Yeah. 00:46:02.318 --> 00:46:05.458 If you can take all the gravity, there's gonna be no gravity left. 00:46:05.458 --> 00:46:05.858 Right. 00:46:06.038 --> 00:46:06.858 That's a good point. 00:46:07.058 --> 00:46:13.778 Then the gravity will be used up into power and then we can fly and we'll have a power source infinitely. 00:46:13.898 --> 00:46:14.858 That's a good idea. 00:46:15.118 --> 00:46:17.498 Did we forget about the snow part of this? 00:46:17.498 --> 00:46:30.998 No, all of this, we're gonna take, we're gonna just, okay, so we're gonna take all this power supply, all these ideas that we've come up with for different ways of producing power, we're gonna take them, we're gonna duct tape them together and then we're gonna produce like a bunch of snow, we're gonna play in it. 00:46:31.018 --> 00:46:33.158 It's gonna be dry snow, it's never gonna get wet. 00:46:33.178 --> 00:46:33.998 That's the thing about the snow. 00:46:34.018 --> 00:46:35.638 There's so much power in it. 00:46:36.178 --> 00:46:37.798 It's never gonna get wet. 00:46:38.058 --> 00:46:40.178 I have a question, is it going to melt at some point? 00:46:40.198 --> 00:46:41.198 No, it's never gonna get wet. 00:46:41.518 --> 00:46:44.298 Listen, Brianna, it's gonna be dry forever. 00:46:44.538 --> 00:46:44.918 So this is- 00:46:44.938 --> 00:46:45.738 It's dry snow. 00:46:45.838 --> 00:46:48.538 So when does it stop being cold? 00:46:48.978 --> 00:46:49.298 What? 00:46:49.958 --> 00:46:54.338 So when does it stop being winter? 00:46:55.038 --> 00:46:56.798 You've made snowpiercer. 00:46:58.818 --> 00:47:00.018 So we're gonna go train. 00:47:05.258 --> 00:47:06.458 This has been Salt Cravings. 00:47:07.138 --> 00:47:08.858 Welcome to Salt Piercer. 00:47:09.078 --> 00:47:10.658 Welcome to Salt Piercer. 00:47:10.678 --> 00:47:12.438 Hey, is the snow just salt? 00:47:12.678 --> 00:47:13.778 You have to be honest with me. 00:47:13.798 --> 00:47:15.018 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just salt. 00:47:15.038 --> 00:47:16.238 Why did you think it never melts? 00:47:17.338 --> 00:47:18.058 We salt the earth. 00:47:19.818 --> 00:47:22.718 And then we make a train that goes through piles of salt. 00:47:22.818 --> 00:47:23.798 Yeah, I love it. 00:47:23.838 --> 00:47:24.418 I love it. 00:47:24.438 --> 00:47:26.358 That's this podcast. 00:47:26.378 --> 00:47:27.698 The podcast is a train. 00:47:28.038 --> 00:47:30.258 We just go forward no matter what. 00:47:30.278 --> 00:47:31.558 And we are on some rails. 00:47:31.578 --> 00:47:33.638 I don't know what rails they are, but they're on. 00:47:33.658 --> 00:47:35.318 They're the rails of social media. 00:47:35.358 --> 00:47:40.498 And those rails go to Facebook and Instagram and Twitter at Salt Cravings. 00:47:40.778 --> 00:47:47.698 And those rails also go to submissions at Salt Cravings where you can send us some snow. 00:47:47.798 --> 00:47:50.418 Can send us some snow or cravings. 00:47:50.438 --> 00:47:51.418 Or cravings, but snow. 00:47:51.678 --> 00:47:56.298 Yeah, if you want to send us snow over the internet, go ahead. 00:47:56.598 --> 00:48:07.278 Okay, or if you want to donate to us, don't forget to donate to Wet'suwet'en Legal Support. 00:48:07.618 --> 00:48:10.238 Raven is helping them and also the Bushfires. 00:48:10.298 --> 00:48:12.918 You can also donate to us, but also donate to them. 00:48:12.978 --> 00:48:15.018 If you have an extra dollar, we're not going to tell you what to do with it. 00:48:15.038 --> 00:48:17.398 After you do your donation, if you have an extra dollar. 00:48:17.638 --> 00:48:19.278 One dollar left, it's ours. 00:48:19.318 --> 00:48:22.118 It's ours, throw it our way. 00:48:22.198 --> 00:48:25.518 But yeah, please, please go support those important causes. 00:48:25.538 --> 00:48:25.978 Please. 00:48:26.278 --> 00:48:30.678 I will use the uwu voice the entirety of the next podcast. 00:48:30.878 --> 00:48:34.098 If you donate to them and then like email us the receipt. 00:48:34.178 --> 00:48:35.758 Five people have to do this. 00:48:35.758 --> 00:48:39.158 I will use the uwu voice the entire next episode. 00:48:39.178 --> 00:48:41.638 That feels like a disincentive. 00:48:42.578 --> 00:48:44.138 Okay, maybe we have different ideas of- 00:48:45.158 --> 00:48:49.698 No, no, we're doing it, five people donate and tell us that they've donated. 00:48:49.718 --> 00:48:51.098 And they want us to do this. 00:48:51.118 --> 00:48:52.238 And they want us to do this. 00:48:52.558 --> 00:48:53.158 We will do it. 00:48:53.258 --> 00:48:53.818 We'll do it. 00:48:53.918 --> 00:48:54.658 Both of us will. 00:48:55.558 --> 00:48:56.078 Hell yeah. 00:48:56.098 --> 00:48:57.798 You gotta donate to one of them. 00:48:58.078 --> 00:48:58.518 Cool. 00:48:58.638 --> 00:49:02.618 I guess the only thing left to say is, what are we doing? 00:49:02.658 --> 00:49:04.278 What's the joke? 00:49:04.498 --> 00:49:05.558 Thank you for listening. 00:49:05.738 --> 00:49:07.198 It was ice to have you here.