WEBVTT 00:00:33.299 --> 00:00:37.879 And this is Salt Cravings, a podcast where we solve cravings, sometimes yours, but mostly ours. 00:00:38.519 --> 00:00:39.999 How are you today, Brianna? 00:00:40.239 --> 00:00:45.959 Pretty good, feeling pretty me-me to be honest. 00:00:45.979 --> 00:00:52.179 I really just had to say your name once, unless you want me calling you Fire in the whole time. 00:00:52.199 --> 00:00:58.179 No, no, no, no, my name is Brianna, but I am, in fact, Fire in my laser. 00:00:58.199 --> 00:01:01.079 God, all memes have immediately left my mind. 00:01:02.179 --> 00:01:02.839 They're all out. 00:01:02.939 --> 00:01:04.679 There are no memes in this episode. 00:01:04.719 --> 00:01:07.959 This episode is a meme, and as we know, memes cannot contain memes. 00:01:07.979 --> 00:01:09.779 This is the law of memes. 00:01:09.799 --> 00:01:10.859 It's entirely not true. 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:12.459 Unless it's meme-ception. 00:01:14.219 --> 00:01:17.419 Yo, dog, I heard you like memes, so I put memes inside your memes. 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:25.639 So the reason we're doing a meme episode is because I think almost a year ago at this point, we were like, hey, send us a theme if you want. 00:01:25.739 --> 00:01:28.759 And then people did, and by people, I mean person. 00:01:29.499 --> 00:01:33.219 So we have one themed episode, but also I guess this is a reminder. 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:37.499 Hey, if you want us to do a themed episode, you can ask that. 00:01:37.779 --> 00:01:39.659 Without further ado, meme me up. 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:45.739 I don't know about that as phrasing, but I will. 00:01:47.199 --> 00:01:48.379 Give me a meme Craven. 00:01:57.319 --> 00:01:59.719 Damn, we're already in it. 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:09.559 I am trying to, I am trying to show my meme, which is of course a YouTube poop. 00:02:15.999 --> 00:02:17.599 What do you know about YouTube poops? 00:02:18.379 --> 00:02:20.059 I literally don't know. 00:02:20.579 --> 00:02:27.939 If I started describing what came to my mind when you said YouTube poops, we would have to cancel the podcast. 00:02:28.459 --> 00:02:30.419 So we're not gonna do that. 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:32.559 I know it's not literally someone taking a dump. 00:02:32.939 --> 00:02:35.039 It is not someone literally taking a dump. 00:02:35.059 --> 00:02:37.499 It is sort of, the content is the dump. 00:02:38.819 --> 00:02:42.879 So a YouTube poop is an old internet meme. 00:02:43.459 --> 00:02:46.339 I don't think it's been a thing for some time. 00:02:46.359 --> 00:02:49.039 As some people probably still do it, there are some people still do it. 00:02:49.339 --> 00:02:52.719 Once upon a time, there was this era in which people make YouTube poops. 00:02:52.739 --> 00:02:55.119 And I'm going to the Wikipedia page for YouTube poop. 00:02:55.359 --> 00:03:08.779 A YouTube poop, often abbreviated as YTP, is a type of video mashup created by editing preexisting media sources for humorous, profane, annoying, confusing, shocking or dramatic purposes. 00:03:09.159 --> 00:03:14.179 YouTube poops are traditionally uploaded to the video sharing site, yeah, website YouTube, hence the name. 00:03:14.279 --> 00:03:21.999 So basically, a YouTube poop is when you take a thing and then you edit it to sound stupid and funny and shocking and weird. 00:03:24.019 --> 00:03:26.239 And often they were very bad. 00:03:26.259 --> 00:03:29.759 Do jump scares count as YouTube poops? 00:03:29.779 --> 00:03:30.899 Cause I hated those. 00:03:31.519 --> 00:03:42.619 No, this is a specific tradition of editing pieces of media to make them silly and stupid and editing the words and stuff. 00:03:42.739 --> 00:03:49.479 I have an example, if you want to watch a little bit of it to get a feel for what I'm talking about, which is, this is my favorite YouTube poop. 00:03:49.739 --> 00:03:52.499 It is from The Things, it is from 2012. 00:03:52.859 --> 00:03:56.659 And it is YTP-The Phantom of the Opera. 00:03:56.679 --> 00:03:57.979 I will link it in the description. 00:03:57.999 --> 00:03:59.879 It is The Phantom of the Opera YouTube poop. 00:04:00.099 --> 00:04:08.739 It is 10 minutes long, you don't have to watch all 10 minutes, obviously, but it will give you an idea of what I mean when I say YouTube poop. 00:04:09.899 --> 00:04:12.359 YTP is just too close to OTP. 00:04:14.659 --> 00:04:16.239 Oh, we're just in it. 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:18.379 Oh yeah, that's a YouTube poop. 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:22.959 Oh good, they just have the first bar of music repeating. 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:24.499 Oh yeah, okay, I see what. 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:25.859 This is what I mean. 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:28.379 Okay, yeah, I get the image. 00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:29.439 All right, cool. 00:04:29.699 --> 00:04:32.239 Wow, that's nonsense. 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:33.599 That's visual garbage. 00:04:34.019 --> 00:04:34.799 It's visual garbage. 00:04:34.819 --> 00:04:36.079 And also auditory garbage. 00:04:36.459 --> 00:04:39.459 It's visual and auditory garbage, but also made you laugh, didn't it? 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:40.879 It did, yes. 00:04:41.339 --> 00:04:43.179 So that's the thing about YouTube poops. 00:04:43.679 --> 00:04:47.219 They're called YouTube poops because they're intentionally the stupidest things ever. 00:04:47.239 --> 00:04:58.019 That one goes into like a whole thing about, the description of that video is, Sistine Dai was overwhelmed when the Vinlet Conta-dush barged in on a rehearsal. 00:04:58.019 --> 00:05:00.619 Now the Phantom seeks to fill their lives with sauce. 00:05:06.259 --> 00:05:12.019 There were a lot of YouTube poops that were just like, ha ha, offensive shit, ha ha, offensive joke, which sucked. 00:05:12.339 --> 00:05:17.979 But this one is, except for I think one bad joke in it, is overwhelmingly pretty good. 00:05:18.419 --> 00:05:21.159 They're just stupid, funny, nonsense things. 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:24.099 It's a fun meme that I want to come back. 00:05:24.599 --> 00:05:26.839 Cause it has been things since like 2012. 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:28.779 I almost feel like that's not true. 00:05:28.779 --> 00:05:30.159 I feel like it's just evolved. 00:05:30.159 --> 00:05:33.939 Like it feels like TikTok kind of has a lot of poops on it. 00:05:34.159 --> 00:05:36.959 TikTok is I think the modern day YouTube poop. 00:05:36.979 --> 00:05:37.819 I think like the- 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:39.799 Would that be like a TTP? 00:05:40.099 --> 00:05:40.959 I think so. 00:05:40.979 --> 00:05:42.319 I guess a TikTok poop. 00:05:42.459 --> 00:05:47.659 There are definitely specific TikTok memes that I think have very much the energy of a YouTube poop. 00:05:47.679 --> 00:05:58.279 I think that one where it's just you saying things, but your voice is auto-tuned in a specific way has the energy of a YouTube poop in a lot of ways. 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:01.879 I think the TikToks have kind of taken over that purview and vines before it. 00:06:01.939 --> 00:06:06.659 The whole thing of a YouTube poop is it's a bunch of silly, stupid jokes just kind of linked together. 00:06:06.919 --> 00:06:09.819 And so a vine is just kind of a singular one or two of those. 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:10.819 I think YouTube poops- 00:06:10.839 --> 00:06:12.019 Vine is just a singular poop. 00:06:12.479 --> 00:06:13.519 Yeah, it's just a poop. 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:16.019 It's just a little six-second poop. 00:06:17.039 --> 00:06:18.479 God, a six-second poop. 00:06:18.499 --> 00:06:19.539 Oh no. 00:06:19.559 --> 00:06:20.879 Oh man, hate that. 00:06:20.899 --> 00:06:22.379 Can we, okay, all right. 00:06:24.059 --> 00:06:25.999 How are we solving this craving? 00:06:26.019 --> 00:06:29.019 Cause we are still a cravings podcast first and foremost. 00:06:29.039 --> 00:06:29.439 We are. 00:06:30.099 --> 00:06:33.259 My original idea was like, what's the Salt Cravings YouTube poop? 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:39.159 But you don't really know the tradition of a YouTube poop, which would make it harder to make a Salt Cravings YouTube poop. 00:06:39.599 --> 00:06:52.439 I could just edit a bunch of our words together in a string and then just sort of give the listener like a 10-second auditory experience of nonsense. 00:06:52.899 --> 00:06:57.719 Like I cannot stress enough that there is a humor element to it, typically. 00:06:58.279 --> 00:06:59.659 It's a lot of stupid humor. 00:06:59.719 --> 00:07:01.479 It often references memes within it. 00:07:01.479 --> 00:07:11.719 There's a good bit where it edits Christine to have her say, this is my companion cube, and then it has a companion cube show up in the video. 00:07:11.739 --> 00:07:13.039 It's stupid shit like that. 00:07:15.219 --> 00:07:31.439 I'm trying to think of like how to make a Salt Cravings YouTube poop, or I think it would be a lot of cutting off of words and maybe something like, my craving today is yeep, and I, hey, I think I could do it. 00:07:31.539 --> 00:07:43.659 I think using only the sounds, at the beginning of this episode, I can create a YouTube poop, like now, like for the listener to listen to. 00:07:43.919 --> 00:07:47.159 We're not going to get to experience it until later, but- 00:07:47.179 --> 00:07:48.599 Are you, okay, all right. 00:07:50.179 --> 00:07:50.959 I'll try it. 00:07:50.979 --> 00:07:56.459 Look, all right, if I have succeeded, you're gonna be listening to it now. 00:07:56.539 --> 00:07:57.639 This is a mood poop. 00:07:57.759 --> 00:07:58.879 Get real into that poop. 00:07:58.899 --> 00:07:59.659 Pave the poop. 00:07:59.679 --> 00:08:01.359 The tiny little Salt Cravings poop. 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:02.219 TikTok poop. 00:08:02.239 --> 00:08:03.019 Thank dad. 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:04.439 Some YouTube poop. 00:08:04.459 --> 00:08:06.179 Funny doodoo poop. 00:08:06.439 --> 00:08:07.399 There's the poop. 00:08:07.619 --> 00:08:09.559 Obviously, that was great. 00:08:09.579 --> 00:08:10.639 Who knows if that worked? 00:08:11.739 --> 00:08:12.299 Who knows? 00:08:12.399 --> 00:08:16.219 It's impossible for us to know, cause that was a future thing. 00:08:16.419 --> 00:08:17.899 That's time travel, baby. 00:08:18.299 --> 00:08:20.439 I'm also interested in just kind of bringing it back. 00:08:20.599 --> 00:08:22.339 Let's just bring back YouTube poops. 00:08:22.359 --> 00:08:24.199 What's a modern poop look like? 00:08:24.539 --> 00:08:27.179 Probably less offensive, in general. 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:27.859 Okay, cool. 00:08:28.219 --> 00:08:30.139 Internet in 2012 was a different time. 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:31.839 So it's probably less offensive. 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:38.059 It is probably, are we so inundated with random nonsense? 00:08:38.279 --> 00:08:39.019 What's the term? 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:41.719 Deodist, like meme types? 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:43.039 Daddy-ism. 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:49.759 It's like the thing where it's just like lots of random non-sequiturs and nonsense. 00:08:49.999 --> 00:08:52.319 And I feel like that's kind of just humor at this point. 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:52.799 Right? 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:54.459 It feels like shitposting. 00:08:54.939 --> 00:08:58.539 It's kind of moved, I think, from YouTube poops to shitposting. 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:00.299 Shitposting is a lot easier. 00:09:00.319 --> 00:09:03.919 I still feel like visual garbage is very popular. 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:06.559 Visual garbage is very popular. 00:09:07.119 --> 00:09:13.839 Memes that you have to understand for different memes in order to like even begin to think is funny. 00:09:13.859 --> 00:09:16.799 That's absolutely a modern day YouTube poop. 00:09:16.939 --> 00:09:20.699 God, there are definitely YouTube poop is vibes to a lot of humor. 00:09:20.859 --> 00:09:27.479 Have you ever seen that one video that that guy from Star Trek who's just asking a whole bunch of questions? 00:09:28.359 --> 00:09:28.779 No. 00:09:29.259 --> 00:09:29.939 No, you haven't? 00:09:29.939 --> 00:09:35.879 Okay, that has some YouTube poop energy, but it's just him being like, I've forgotten mountain biking. 00:09:36.079 --> 00:09:38.219 How much money would you have to be paid to do this thing? 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:46.439 Clearly from some sort of show, but it's all just cut together in such a way that it seems like he's just asking a bunch of random questions. 00:09:46.459 --> 00:09:48.719 That has the energy of YouTube poop. 00:09:48.779 --> 00:09:55.039 I like a lot of nonsense memes, and I think a lot of nonsense memes are a part of the modern YouTube poop. 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:57.079 Also just voice editing, you know? 00:09:57.099 --> 00:09:58.559 Voice editing is always fun. 00:09:58.579 --> 00:10:04.519 That's like a crucial part of the YouTube poop is making people sound like they're saying different things than what they're saying. 00:10:04.899 --> 00:10:08.579 Either by leaping things, by cutting words together. 00:10:08.819 --> 00:10:20.379 So did you ever watch the autotune channel where it was this person who would make songs from everything, the Yoda stick one? 00:10:20.659 --> 00:10:22.999 Yoda Seagull video is one of them. 00:10:23.679 --> 00:10:25.639 Oh, yeah, the bad lip reading. 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:27.459 Bad lip reading. 00:10:27.459 --> 00:10:29.839 That's like a YouTube poop, isn't it? 00:10:29.859 --> 00:10:33.279 That is, yeah, that has some big YouTube poop energy, to be honest. 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:43.899 Bad lip reading is, I think, one variation on a YouTube poop when sort of more structured, also like real-time fan dubs is also probably YouTube poop style stuff. 00:10:44.159 --> 00:10:48.799 Though these are less with editing and more with general humor. 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:52.239 I think that YouTube poops have diffused. 00:10:52.259 --> 00:10:53.879 They're sort of pooped at everything. 00:10:54.059 --> 00:11:02.679 It's all kind of poopy, in shitposts, in bad lip reading, in dubs, in all sorts of different things. 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:04.399 It's all kind of poopy. 00:11:04.699 --> 00:11:08.539 I think the person who made The Phantom of the Opera YouTube poop is still making YouTube poops, by the way. 00:11:08.539 --> 00:11:17.059 So that might be a good repository for your YouTube poop research as you try to cut together our words into YouTube poop. 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:19.939 A good research suppository, you could say. 00:11:20.179 --> 00:11:22.299 A good research suppository of poop. 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:23.839 Oh, God. 00:11:24.699 --> 00:11:29.539 Yeah, it's hard to figure out how to do jokes about a thing when you don't know what the thing is. 00:11:30.819 --> 00:11:32.979 I just sort of assumed everyone knew YouTube poops. 00:11:33.439 --> 00:11:34.139 I'm sorry. 00:11:34.159 --> 00:11:37.719 I don't poop. 00:11:37.739 --> 00:11:39.179 You're not an Internet last like me. 00:11:39.199 --> 00:11:41.039 You're not. 00:11:41.319 --> 00:11:42.639 No one will get that. 00:11:42.999 --> 00:11:44.679 No one's going to understand that. 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:46.119 OK, so here's the joke. 00:11:47.059 --> 00:11:48.459 No, shut up. 00:11:48.919 --> 00:11:50.659 No one gets to understand the joke. 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:51.799 We're moving on. 00:11:51.819 --> 00:11:54.959 No, I'm just going to keep talking so nobody can hear you. 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:11.539 Because I'm talking at the same time, so it's just nonsense at this point. 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:12.379 And no one's going to... 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:17.279 That probably sounded like poop. 00:12:17.839 --> 00:12:18.979 It's not on YouTube. 00:12:19.199 --> 00:12:23.559 Should I post it on YouTube and then re-download it just so I can call it a YouTube? 00:12:23.579 --> 00:12:25.299 Okay, I think this is another crucial thing. 00:12:25.319 --> 00:12:27.679 I don't think the modern day YouTube poop has to be on YouTube. 00:12:27.859 --> 00:12:28.719 I think it can be. 00:12:28.739 --> 00:12:30.119 I think that's an option. 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:36.779 But I think TikTok poops, Vine 2 poops, Vine 3, the Internet 2 poops. 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:37.679 Which social media poops? 00:12:38.259 --> 00:12:39.619 Shitposts, right? 00:12:39.619 --> 00:12:40.959 Yes. 00:12:40.979 --> 00:12:41.779 Twitter poops. 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:42.959 That can't be the origin. 00:12:43.379 --> 00:12:44.479 Of what? 00:12:44.939 --> 00:12:45.879 Are they tied? 00:12:46.199 --> 00:12:48.259 Does a poop mean a shit? 00:12:48.679 --> 00:12:50.879 I mean, does a poop mean a shit? 00:12:50.899 --> 00:12:52.259 Yes, absolutely. 00:12:54.299 --> 00:13:04.699 I think that you're tied if only in, like, recognizing that you're doing stupid, like the lowest possible form of humor and referring to that as poop or shit. 00:13:05.019 --> 00:13:08.399 You mean, like, every joke in the first part of this podcast? 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:09.499 Yeah. 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:14.699 There are people who are really good at imitating YouTube poops. 00:13:15.299 --> 00:13:21.899 Shadow2SnapCube, who regularly does, is able to imitate YouTube poops really well. 00:13:22.459 --> 00:13:23.999 Hey, here's my solution. 00:13:25.419 --> 00:13:29.399 There are listeners out there who know what the fuck YouTube poops are and have favorites. 00:13:29.979 --> 00:13:30.839 Send them to me. 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:32.159 I love YouTube poops. 00:13:32.179 --> 00:13:33.299 They make me lose my shit. 00:13:33.659 --> 00:13:38.979 I've watched this Banjo the Opera one probably like ten times, and it still makes me laugh sometimes. 00:13:39.059 --> 00:13:41.719 It's very appropriate to lose your shit while watching a poop. 00:13:41.939 --> 00:13:44.179 Yeah, I always poop when I poop. 00:13:45.299 --> 00:13:49.599 Can we leave these fucking jokes behind, please? 00:13:51.059 --> 00:13:52.839 Now, I'll just keep putting them in the podcast. 00:13:52.859 --> 00:13:55.539 I'll just occasionally go YouTube poop on it. 00:13:55.639 --> 00:14:02.419 Let's move on from my first shot at memes, which is apparently not a meme that people know. 00:14:02.439 --> 00:14:04.939 Do you have a meme that everyone knows? 00:14:06.219 --> 00:14:12.339 Tell me about a meme, and if I don't know what it is, then we have failed as a podcast. 00:14:12.439 --> 00:14:13.919 So, no pressure. 00:14:13.939 --> 00:14:15.819 Have you heard of pizza? 00:14:15.839 --> 00:14:18.539 It's round, you put a tomato on it. 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:22.239 Generally made with yeast. 00:14:22.579 --> 00:14:23.619 Make it rise up. 00:14:23.739 --> 00:14:25.239 Yeah, in the tomato, right? 00:14:25.319 --> 00:14:26.339 Eat the tomato. 00:14:26.939 --> 00:14:31.579 What if I told you that you could put pineapples on pizza? 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:33.259 We're not doing this. 00:14:37.319 --> 00:14:40.199 Because my craving is pineapples on pizza. 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:48.619 No, I hate this because we are perfectly... 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:56.119 We have moved from a craving, which just completely fell flat, into one where we are perfectly on opposite sides of the pineapple on pizza debate. 00:14:57.739 --> 00:14:59.139 Well, there's no debate. 00:14:59.139 --> 00:15:00.639 Pineapple is good on pizza. 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:02.719 Have you ever eaten a pizza? 00:15:02.739 --> 00:15:07.699 Look, when I was a kid, when I ate meat, Hawaiian pizza was the shit. 00:15:08.319 --> 00:15:09.739 Have you ever eaten a pizza? 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:14.259 Have you ever eaten a pizza with pineapple? 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:15.759 Because then you will become a believer. 00:15:15.779 --> 00:15:17.879 Just pineapple is so good. 00:15:17.939 --> 00:15:20.539 If you don't like pineapple, your opinion doesn't matter. 00:15:21.339 --> 00:15:22.559 I don't like pineapple. 00:15:22.859 --> 00:15:26.339 Okay, well then, get better taste buds. 00:15:26.359 --> 00:15:27.299 Do you like cilantro? 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:28.199 Yeah. 00:15:29.239 --> 00:15:30.639 I'm not a weirdo. 00:15:30.779 --> 00:15:32.499 I just don't like pineapple. 00:15:32.819 --> 00:15:33.899 Just thought, you know. 00:15:34.719 --> 00:15:36.539 Okay, A, I don't like pineapple. 00:15:36.859 --> 00:15:41.399 B, I actually don't have that much of a problem with people enjoying pineapple on pizza. 00:15:41.419 --> 00:15:47.219 I am such a picky eater that I am in no place to judge whether people like or don't like food. 00:15:47.699 --> 00:15:52.919 My brain is broken in such a way that I only like certain foods. 00:15:53.099 --> 00:15:56.139 And so I'm not here to judge people if they like pineapple on pizza. 00:15:56.439 --> 00:16:05.139 I can understand at least the theory behind pineapple on pizza, which is that the sweet, it combines with the savory and bounces out, especially with the ham, which is salty, right? 00:16:05.159 --> 00:16:07.719 And I think that the theory makes sense. 00:16:07.899 --> 00:16:08.919 It doesn't work for me. 00:16:09.099 --> 00:16:10.919 I have a question, Brianna. 00:16:11.239 --> 00:16:18.839 If you were presented with two pieces of pizza, one of them had pineapples on it, and one of them had onions on it. 00:16:19.619 --> 00:16:20.739 Pineapple, obviously. 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:22.439 Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:16:22.459 --> 00:16:23.359 What type of onions? 00:16:23.459 --> 00:16:24.939 What type of onions? 00:16:25.079 --> 00:16:27.699 Is this green onions? 00:16:27.699 --> 00:16:28.539 Is this red onions? 00:16:28.559 --> 00:16:29.419 Is this white onions? 00:16:29.579 --> 00:16:31.539 It's clearly not green onions. 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:33.579 Okay, because I like green onions, all right. 00:16:33.599 --> 00:16:36.419 Like, I would choose the green onion option, absolutely. 00:16:37.719 --> 00:16:40.499 Oh, green onions on a pizza could work, honestly. 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:42.259 Green onions with like a white sauce? 00:16:42.359 --> 00:16:42.779 Oh, yeah. 00:16:42.899 --> 00:16:44.419 Yeah, I'm down with that. 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:48.999 But if we're talking red onions, it's a bit of a toss up. 00:16:49.019 --> 00:16:50.539 I think I'm going with the pineapple. 00:16:50.979 --> 00:16:54.999 The other thing that I am assuming is true here is that I'm not allowed to pick it off. 00:16:55.019 --> 00:16:56.459 Because if I can pick it off, then... 00:16:57.239 --> 00:17:00.299 You just have both slices and then pick both off? 00:17:00.719 --> 00:17:03.799 Yeah, but it's probably easier to pick the pineapple off, so I'll probably go with the pineapple. 00:17:03.819 --> 00:17:06.619 But if I have to eat it, I'll go with the pineapple option. 00:17:06.719 --> 00:17:08.999 So it sounds like the answer is pineapple. 00:17:09.259 --> 00:17:10.199 Yeah, almost certainly. 00:17:10.519 --> 00:17:13.979 If it's white onion, the answer is definitely pineapple. 00:17:14.419 --> 00:17:17.399 Okay, so it sounds like pineapple is one over onion. 00:17:17.639 --> 00:17:21.099 Unanimously, thank you to all of our voters. 00:17:21.499 --> 00:17:22.919 No, no. 00:17:23.199 --> 00:17:26.259 What you're doing is twisting data. 00:17:26.419 --> 00:17:35.019 What you're doing is A, twisting data, and B, lying about data, which as a person in the tech industry, is pretty far from the course for you. 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:36.519 It's very on brand. 00:17:36.779 --> 00:17:37.739 It's very on brand. 00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:38.239 It's perfect. 00:17:38.239 --> 00:17:44.259 But no, I think pineapple and pizza, I can understand the theory behind it, even if I don't like it. 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:50.659 I am interested in exploring the possibility of what one might call sweetses. 00:17:51.639 --> 00:17:52.639 Sweet pizzas. 00:17:52.859 --> 00:17:55.499 Pieces with sweet things on them, like pineapple. 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:56.179 What's the scale? 00:17:56.479 --> 00:17:57.839 What is the scale, right? 00:17:57.859 --> 00:17:59.139 Like how sweet are we going? 00:17:59.159 --> 00:18:01.519 Are we going like this pizza is just a cake? 00:18:01.939 --> 00:18:03.319 Because you can order, I'm pretty sure. 00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:09.259 Yeah, and also you can order icing from a lot of pizza places as dip. 00:18:10.959 --> 00:18:13.499 I don't know if you've ever seen that, but like, I don't know. 00:18:13.519 --> 00:18:15.019 I've never seen this, but I don't doubt it. 00:18:15.039 --> 00:18:22.539 Yeah, you can just order like a little tub of icing, and I'm always like, huh, yeah, you can just do that. 00:18:22.919 --> 00:18:27.699 We could go into just straight up like a weird territory of like, oh, chocolate sauce on a pizza. 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:30.319 Apparently not weird, as you've just told me. 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:36.679 When I say there are chocolate pizzas, I mean it's a pizza crust with like chocolate toppings instead of sauce. 00:18:37.059 --> 00:18:45.599 But I mean, what I'm referring to now is a pizza, just a normal cheese pizza with chocolate sauce on it, which is worse. 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:47.119 That's not a sweet, sir. 00:18:47.139 --> 00:18:48.379 That's an abomination. 00:18:48.699 --> 00:18:51.519 My question is, are there other fruits that could work on a pizza? 00:18:51.819 --> 00:18:52.839 I mean, heck. 00:18:52.859 --> 00:18:53.139 Yes. 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:54.799 Oh, go on. 00:18:54.939 --> 00:18:56.719 My immediate thought was apples. 00:18:57.179 --> 00:18:58.339 I think apples... 00:18:59.099 --> 00:19:00.459 I wait for strawberries. 00:19:01.299 --> 00:19:02.159 Okay, interesting. 00:19:03.239 --> 00:19:08.379 I think an apple pizza for me is more like a flatbread, because I think you're going with a cool cheese. 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:10.339 You got the apples on there. 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:15.299 Yeah, Bri and apple and cilantro, just to isolate 50% of the people listening. 00:19:16.579 --> 00:19:17.279 Statistically. 00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:18.419 Or with pear. 00:19:18.519 --> 00:19:19.779 Apple or pear, right? 00:19:19.879 --> 00:19:21.299 Both of those work pretty well with that. 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:22.579 They pair well together. 00:19:22.599 --> 00:19:24.139 Yeah, they pair well together. 00:19:24.279 --> 00:19:25.619 Tell me about the strawberry pizza. 00:19:25.719 --> 00:19:28.699 Well, I was thinking, what if you put chocolate into the crust? 00:19:28.999 --> 00:19:37.259 Like, you baked a chocolate crust, and then you put, like, strawberries and, like, I don't know, walnuts and then maple syrup on it. 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:39.419 And it's just a normal pizza otherwise? 00:19:39.879 --> 00:19:43.019 Okay, what do you mean, normal pizza? 00:19:43.379 --> 00:19:44.819 Does it have tomato sauce? 00:19:45.059 --> 00:19:46.719 The maple syrup is the sauce. 00:19:46.739 --> 00:19:48.279 Well, this doesn't feel fair. 00:19:50.019 --> 00:19:50.819 Okay, all right. 00:19:50.839 --> 00:19:51.879 What is a sweet sauce? 00:19:51.899 --> 00:19:53.799 Does it have to have tomato sauce on it still? 00:19:53.819 --> 00:19:56.479 Because I've had pizzas that don't have tomato sauce on them. 00:19:56.639 --> 00:19:59.359 Wait, because what we're discussing is not just a sweet sauce. 00:19:59.379 --> 00:20:00.919 A sweet sauce is a broad thing. 00:20:01.059 --> 00:20:02.259 It can be used to describe different things. 00:20:02.299 --> 00:20:04.619 We were talking about pizza with pineapple on it. 00:20:04.739 --> 00:20:10.299 And one of the crucial things to the pineapple and pizza debate is pineapple on... 00:20:10.699 --> 00:20:13.399 Like, it's ham and pineapple pizza, right? 00:20:14.179 --> 00:20:17.319 Which is tomato sauce, cheese, ham, pineapple. 00:20:17.339 --> 00:20:26.899 But my question is, is like, could you do a different topping combo than ham and pineapple on a normal pizza and have one of those toppings involve fruit and have it work? 00:20:26.919 --> 00:20:32.579 And I think like apple and a brie or a goat or a blue cheese works really well. 00:20:32.819 --> 00:20:36.179 I mean, honestly, yeah, you did to answer the craving. 00:20:36.479 --> 00:20:38.539 So, apple and pineapple pizza... 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:56.439 Do apple and pineapple even go together? 00:20:57.259 --> 00:20:59.259 They're both fruits, so probably. 00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:01.679 I don't think that that's true of all fruits. 00:21:02.099 --> 00:21:05.139 I think you can definitely have some fruits that don't go together. 00:21:05.539 --> 00:21:07.819 Name two fruits that don't go together. 00:21:08.479 --> 00:21:09.839 What about, like... 00:21:14.419 --> 00:21:16.499 I know that there are fruits that do not go together. 00:21:16.999 --> 00:21:19.059 I know this in my mind. 00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:22.439 I'm just trying to figure out what they are. 00:21:22.739 --> 00:21:25.099 You're just trying to present facts, right? 00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:29.199 Well, I'm excluding tomato, because that kind of is already on the pizza. 00:21:29.399 --> 00:21:30.979 You're right, a lot of fruits do go together. 00:21:30.999 --> 00:21:33.459 I feel like there's some stuff that kiwi doesn't go with. 00:21:33.619 --> 00:21:36.659 I'm like forgetting the existence of half of all fruits right now. 00:21:36.759 --> 00:21:39.459 Fruits really aren't that important right now. 00:21:39.479 --> 00:21:41.179 What is important is the pineapple. 00:21:41.199 --> 00:21:43.619 I don't see why we need it. 00:21:43.699 --> 00:21:47.439 What does it add to the pineapple and apple pizza? 00:21:48.219 --> 00:21:52.599 Were you there for when I did the no sauce left pineapple? 00:21:53.639 --> 00:21:54.139 No. 00:21:54.639 --> 00:21:57.559 But I've told you about that story, right? 00:21:58.299 --> 00:21:58.699 What? 00:21:59.339 --> 00:21:59.739 Can you? 00:22:01.139 --> 00:22:01.259 No. 00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:02.039 Yeah, okay, cool. 00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:03.959 There's a story we haven't told each other? 00:22:03.979 --> 00:22:06.459 I feel like you're going to remember it halfway through. 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:13.299 One time I was at a party, and I ordered three pizzas for everyone as sort of like a gift. 00:22:13.699 --> 00:22:17.059 But as sort of a meme, I put pineapple on all of them. 00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:20.619 Except there was one pizza that I didn't give to everybody. 00:22:20.639 --> 00:22:22.879 I special ordered it. 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:24.479 I took off the sauce. 00:22:24.719 --> 00:22:25.839 I took off everything. 00:22:25.859 --> 00:22:26.779 It was just bread. 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:29.979 And then I put pineapple on only the left side. 00:22:30.359 --> 00:22:31.339 And then I opened it. 00:22:31.579 --> 00:22:36.779 And everyone audibly gasped and like started telling me death threats. 00:22:36.799 --> 00:22:39.479 Not really, but like it was that energy. 00:22:39.799 --> 00:22:40.659 So there was none. 00:22:40.679 --> 00:22:42.459 You have never told me this story before. 00:22:42.479 --> 00:22:43.799 I've never told you that. 00:22:44.039 --> 00:22:45.179 You've never told me this. 00:22:45.379 --> 00:22:47.679 And that is very funny. 00:22:47.699 --> 00:22:48.699 That's extremely funny. 00:22:49.179 --> 00:22:49.599 None. 00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:52.079 None pizza with left pineapple. 00:22:52.459 --> 00:22:54.679