WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.640 Hey folks, a brief but important message at the top of this week's episode. 00:00:04.460 --> 00:00:16.700 The Minneapolis protests have been going on for a number of days now, and I speak for myself, but I know Brianna would agree, it's important to stand with these protesters and those fighting against cop brutality. 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:28.760 If you're still not sure how to help though, we've included some links in the description, including blacklivesmatter.card.co, but there's a number of them that you can check out. 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:35.220 However, it's also important to remember that there will likely be protests and actions in a city near you. 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:43.960 And then if you have access to proper personal protective equipment against COVID-19 and the ability to, it's important to show up. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.800 In the meantime, I hope this show delivers some small relief. 00:00:49.540 --> 00:00:54.000 Take care of yourselves, love one another, and most importantly, A-Cab. 00:01:23.342 --> 00:01:25.262 I'm so fucking done with this already. 00:01:41.272 --> 00:01:43.692 Hey, can someone get the animal out of here? 00:01:43.692 --> 00:01:45.132 What's this animal doing here? 00:01:45.422 --> 00:01:49.982 Hey, can someone help this animal get out of here? 00:01:50.002 --> 00:01:55.422 Can we just make sure this animal is able to cross over to that other area? 00:01:56.502 --> 00:01:59.322 Anyone, any Animal Crossing experts out here? 00:02:05.882 --> 00:02:06.322 Hey. 00:02:06.902 --> 00:02:15.822 Do you ever have a skill which is the ability to do Animal Crossing noises, and you just want to show it off for a podcast? 00:02:16.322 --> 00:02:16.702 No. 00:02:19.302 --> 00:02:20.082 Well, I do. 00:02:20.742 --> 00:02:22.142 And so I did. 00:02:24.982 --> 00:02:27.582 Let me translate what I said in Animalese. 00:02:27.702 --> 00:02:29.442 Hello and welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:02:29.602 --> 00:02:30.582 My name is Brianna. 00:02:31.442 --> 00:02:32.502 And my name is Clair. 00:02:33.122 --> 00:02:37.042 It's funny how you introduced me actually in Animalese. 00:02:37.062 --> 00:02:39.342 You projected your voice into my mouth. 00:02:39.362 --> 00:02:41.122 Yeah, I just did that. 00:02:41.122 --> 00:02:42.882 So that was fun and normal. 00:02:44.722 --> 00:02:48.702 Welcome to our very normal podcast about Cravings. 00:02:49.662 --> 00:02:54.762 Don't know why someone would have jumped in on this episode specifically, but in case you have, hello. 00:02:55.142 --> 00:03:02.182 And welcome to our podcast where we talk about our Cravings and make a lot of funny jokes like haha Animal Crossing. 00:03:02.842 --> 00:03:04.822 How you been, Clair? 00:03:04.842 --> 00:03:08.182 How have I been? 00:03:09.582 --> 00:03:16.262 You ever like go in so fast that you don't stop and then you think, have I checked in with myself lately? 00:03:16.282 --> 00:03:29.042 Anyways, now that I'm checking in with myself, I feel like I left the house for, you know, I did my once every two weeks leaving of the house and now I'm done with the leaving of the house for another two weeks. 00:03:29.502 --> 00:03:31.102 So I guess I'm good. 00:03:31.122 --> 00:03:32.282 How are you? 00:03:33.922 --> 00:03:41.042 All right, I'm a little, it's a time right now, but in general, I'm doing well. 00:03:41.382 --> 00:03:41.842 I don't know. 00:03:41.862 --> 00:03:46.342 I don't know what to say about current status. 00:03:46.542 --> 00:03:48.082 Let's not say anything about it then. 00:03:48.122 --> 00:03:49.642 It's a comedy podcast. 00:03:50.222 --> 00:03:51.802 Let's just do the podcast. 00:03:52.262 --> 00:03:59.262 We can talk about the funny things and let the people who are experts talk about the other stuff. 00:03:59.902 --> 00:04:02.082 The things, you know, the things. 00:04:02.562 --> 00:04:09.042 So, Clair, with that spirit in mind, would you tell me about your first craving? 00:04:10.082 --> 00:04:13.982 For the honor of Grayskull! 00:04:14.002 --> 00:04:17.222 I fucking love She-Ra so much. 00:04:18.342 --> 00:04:20.162 I have been craving. 00:04:20.482 --> 00:04:25.322 Before anything else, all I'm going to say, She-Ra, five spoilers ahead. 00:04:25.962 --> 00:04:30.402 Brianna will put a timestamp in the description for when these end. 00:04:31.262 --> 00:04:33.122 Go look in the description. 00:04:33.322 --> 00:04:40.462 Hey, if you're not paying attention, hey, you, listening, you listening, look in the goddamn description. 00:04:40.482 --> 00:04:43.182 She-Ra, season five spoilers coming up. 00:04:43.642 --> 00:04:44.942 Yeah, all right, cool. 00:04:44.962 --> 00:04:45.782 You have been warned. 00:04:45.882 --> 00:04:50.742 All right, we're going, the whole thing, just the whole thing, we are going to spoil the whole thing probably. 00:04:50.762 --> 00:04:51.642 Just for real. 00:04:51.662 --> 00:04:54.002 Yeah, we're going to spoil the entirety of She-Ra. 00:04:54.022 --> 00:04:54.882 The whole thing. 00:04:55.042 --> 00:04:56.762 I just want to be clear. 00:04:56.782 --> 00:05:00.962 You should not, if you haven't watched it, please don't spoil it for yourself. 00:05:01.222 --> 00:05:03.602 Unless you're never going to watch it, then I guess, I don't know, stick around. 00:05:03.922 --> 00:05:05.302 Or if you don't care about spoilers. 00:05:05.982 --> 00:05:08.522 Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm projecting. 00:05:08.882 --> 00:05:10.082 I care about spoilers so heavily. 00:05:10.102 --> 00:05:12.022 I know lots of people who don't care about spoilers all that much. 00:05:12.082 --> 00:05:20.362 So if you don't care about spoilers, or you're not going to watch it, or you've seen it, come along with us into a journey to Etheria. 00:05:20.682 --> 00:05:22.242 All right, let's get into it. 00:05:22.622 --> 00:05:23.642 Holy shit. 00:05:24.142 --> 00:05:25.342 What a good show. 00:05:25.362 --> 00:05:26.382 What a good fucking show. 00:05:27.782 --> 00:05:29.242 This is just us screen wait. 00:05:29.262 --> 00:05:29.762 One sec. 00:05:29.982 --> 00:05:30.482 Ahem. 00:05:35.742 --> 00:05:37.102 I, yeah, that's the mood. 00:05:37.282 --> 00:05:40.322 I have, I watched She-Ra with my girlfriend. 00:05:40.342 --> 00:05:41.202 We watched it together. 00:05:43.382 --> 00:05:44.302 Yeah, it was really good. 00:05:44.322 --> 00:05:44.782 And emotional. 00:05:44.802 --> 00:05:45.422 We freaked out. 00:05:45.442 --> 00:05:47.562 Yeah, we freaked out and cried. 00:05:47.582 --> 00:05:48.462 It was a good time. 00:05:48.962 --> 00:05:53.882 And then I got to witness you go through it as you texted me about it. 00:05:53.902 --> 00:05:58.062 You somehow watched it before me, which is impressive, because like I have been preparing. 00:05:58.082 --> 00:05:59.082 Because you have a job. 00:05:59.162 --> 00:06:03.382 Right, because I work during the day and it came out not Friday night, but Thursday night. 00:06:03.382 --> 00:06:11.402 So like I was like, okay, I can't start watching it Thursday night or else I'm going to just like not, I'm going to be up until like 3 a.m. 00:06:11.422 --> 00:06:13.862 and then I'll just be useless all Friday. 00:06:14.502 --> 00:06:15.822 So I waited until Friday. 00:06:15.842 --> 00:06:23.882 Like I basically finished work, made dinner, and then like sat down and just consumed the entirety. 00:06:23.902 --> 00:06:25.782 And this was my plan from the beginning of the week. 00:06:25.942 --> 00:06:28.342 I've just been, I was just like ready. 00:06:28.362 --> 00:06:36.062 I literally have not planned to binge a show ever maybe. 00:06:36.642 --> 00:06:38.302 Anyways, I love this show. 00:06:38.782 --> 00:06:44.522 And holy Catra, holy Catra, holy Catra. 00:06:44.762 --> 00:06:46.662 Let's, I just. 00:06:47.542 --> 00:06:54.222 So at the end of season four, I almost tweeted fall of Catra better than fall of Azula. 00:06:54.242 --> 00:06:57.642 I'm just going to say Catra Redemption Arc. 00:06:58.002 --> 00:06:59.562 That's what Azula needed. 00:07:00.302 --> 00:07:02.162 Like from Avatar, like. 00:07:02.602 --> 00:07:03.322 Absolutely. 00:07:03.682 --> 00:07:05.342 Oh, that was what Avatar was missing. 00:07:05.782 --> 00:07:06.742 I think so too. 00:07:07.122 --> 00:07:12.722 I saw, I saw, I was talking about like comparing it to Zuko's Redemption Arc. 00:07:12.802 --> 00:07:16.122 And I think that that looks favorably on She-Ra. 00:07:16.302 --> 00:07:17.122 I think it does. 00:07:17.142 --> 00:07:20.582 I think that that like when you compare those two, you're like, oh shit. 00:07:20.982 --> 00:07:23.062 Zuko's Redemption Arc will be the best of all time. 00:07:23.082 --> 00:07:26.462 Catra, I think meets, meets that at the very least. 00:07:26.602 --> 00:07:28.422 Like minimum, holy. 00:07:29.202 --> 00:07:36.402 The line that kills me every time I hear it is, did you just jump into fire for me? 00:07:36.482 --> 00:07:39.122 And it's like, wow, they really did that. 00:07:39.142 --> 00:07:40.742 They really made her do that. 00:07:40.762 --> 00:07:44.382 Oh, I everything about it works so well. 00:07:44.382 --> 00:07:50.222 The like slow burn that was sort of this whole season, but also has been the whole five seasons. 00:07:50.622 --> 00:07:51.642 It really has. 00:07:51.882 --> 00:07:56.162 I really want to like enemies to lovers is a really good thing. 00:07:56.662 --> 00:08:07.442 So a friend of mine is going through it, and I rewatched like a single episode of season four with them, just like episode three of season four. 00:08:08.002 --> 00:08:11.642 And I just had feel like I had so many feelings because it was like watching children. 00:08:11.662 --> 00:08:15.922 It was like watching babies like they just they weren't prepared. 00:08:16.282 --> 00:08:19.282 Season four was not prepared for season five. 00:08:19.302 --> 00:08:21.482 They weren't even prepared for season four. 00:08:21.502 --> 00:08:33.442 I mean, yeah, I think it's interesting because season four is like intense and dark, you know, with Glimmer and with Catra, really both kind of parallel falls there. 00:08:33.822 --> 00:08:37.762 And then you get to season five and it's like, you are like little children. 00:08:38.062 --> 00:08:40.402 You know nothing of what is to come. 00:08:41.842 --> 00:08:46.102 Because season five is just like, you know, it's fucking in space. 00:08:46.122 --> 00:08:47.182 They went to space. 00:08:47.562 --> 00:08:57.122 They went to space and God, the whole hand, every time there were shots of hands, every time there were shots of Catra's hands reaching for Adora's hands. 00:08:57.442 --> 00:09:12.362 And the like, so, Yutena Revolutionary Girl is on my To Watch list, but like I've seen the post where like the final scene or like one of the final scenes is Catra reaching through a doorway into like Adora's mind. 00:09:12.682 --> 00:09:17.382 And that's literally just a direct homage to Yutena. 00:09:17.502 --> 00:09:23.082 And it has made me want to like push that to the top of my To Watch list so quickly. 00:09:23.102 --> 00:09:26.862 Yeah, that one's going to be a tough one because I know that there's a lot of triggering content in it. 00:09:26.922 --> 00:09:27.222 Yeah. 00:09:27.242 --> 00:09:28.062 I've been warned. 00:09:28.722 --> 00:09:31.422 And I really appreciate that kind of reference there. 00:09:31.422 --> 00:09:40.702 It really feels, you know, She-Ra for throughout its kind of entire run to me has felt like a show that is in dialogue with other kind of animated shows. 00:09:40.922 --> 00:09:47.322 I think about She-Ra in terms of and kind of in contrast and similarity to Steven Universe. 00:09:49.102 --> 00:10:01.302 I think there are two philosophies at play there in terms of like, we talk about love and we talk about redemption and we talk about like what it means to grow and get better. 00:10:01.582 --> 00:10:04.242 I think that there are comparable things there. 00:10:04.682 --> 00:10:08.442 And I really, really like the way that She-Ra handles it. 00:10:08.802 --> 00:10:31.762 I think it does an incredible job of kind of in a goddamn kids show portraying an understanding of like restorative and transformative justice, like of love and what it means to like connect to other people and to give everything for a cause and like queerness just in general. 00:10:32.242 --> 00:10:38.742 She-Ra nails it on so many different kind of deeper things and also it's just a very fun show to watch. 00:10:39.102 --> 00:10:48.162 And it's so pretty, the animation is like everything about it, following like the animators and all the stuff they've like done for it. 00:10:48.182 --> 00:10:50.122 Just like, God, even the music. 00:10:50.142 --> 00:10:52.102 I think I sent you a post. 00:10:52.122 --> 00:10:59.462 There's a scene where Catra is being controlled by Horde Prime, which is just, ugh. 00:11:00.902 --> 00:11:01.802 That scene is terrifying. 00:11:03.562 --> 00:11:14.562 Going back and like truly understanding how deeply Adora cares for Catra and then watching that scene again is heart wrenching. 00:11:14.942 --> 00:11:21.302 When Catra just like takes a step off the ledge and Adora catches her. 00:11:22.262 --> 00:11:22.502 Ugh. 00:11:22.522 --> 00:11:22.782 Yeah. 00:11:23.242 --> 00:11:25.882 That scene I think is like one of my favorite scenes. 00:11:25.882 --> 00:11:29.722 That episode I think is one of my favorite episodes of She-Ra and of this season. 00:11:30.982 --> 00:11:35.522 Because I think it is so hard to watch at times. 00:11:35.542 --> 00:11:39.162 There's like moments during that whole sequence where you're like, I don't want to see this. 00:11:39.382 --> 00:11:39.622 Yeah. 00:11:39.642 --> 00:11:41.482 I don't like seeing Catra like this. 00:11:41.942 --> 00:11:42.862 It was rough. 00:11:42.862 --> 00:11:44.742 I don't like it. 00:11:45.062 --> 00:11:46.942 But it does it in a really good way. 00:11:47.342 --> 00:11:56.282 Also, oh my God, I couldn't stop thinking about like the scene where they're children and Catra goes, I'm never going to apologize to anyone. 00:11:56.342 --> 00:12:00.502 And then she apologizes not only to Adora, but to Glimmer. 00:12:01.202 --> 00:12:04.522 And like, that is, ugh. 00:12:04.722 --> 00:12:10.102 There's a lot of really good, you know, even outside of the Catra-Dora stuff, which we love, obviously. 00:12:11.442 --> 00:12:13.222 Catra and Glimmer as well. 00:12:13.242 --> 00:12:14.702 Yeah, and Scorfuma. 00:12:14.902 --> 00:12:19.422 I like the sort of friendship between the kind of unlikely friendship between Catra and Glimmer. 00:12:20.242 --> 00:12:21.842 I think it's really sweet. 00:12:22.082 --> 00:12:23.222 The jail scenes. 00:12:23.582 --> 00:12:24.002 I know. 00:12:24.382 --> 00:12:32.322 That whole season, I literally like, I did binge that season, but I literally had to take emotional breaks and be like, okay, whoo, 10 minutes. 00:12:32.362 --> 00:12:37.562 I just need to stop consuming this for 10 minutes because I'm overwhelmed. 00:12:38.762 --> 00:12:40.502 Yeah, no, absolutely. 00:12:41.002 --> 00:12:43.362 There's so much good going on there. 00:12:44.202 --> 00:12:50.762 And this is even talking about like, Horde Prime, who is just a truly brilliant, terrifying villain. 00:12:50.922 --> 00:13:04.642 Like, the use of language that, you know, it's clearly, and Noelle has said, the showrunner has said, it is directly inspired on cults and cult language. 00:13:04.902 --> 00:13:09.442 I think there's also an aspect of like, fascist language and imagery there going on as well. 00:13:09.462 --> 00:13:23.562 Even, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she posted like, images of cult churches and like, the scenery, the like, backgrounds and everything are directly so closely like, taken inspiration from those. 00:13:23.582 --> 00:13:24.462 It's so good. 00:13:24.682 --> 00:13:29.922 And thinking of all of that, also Wrong Hordak is just precious. 00:13:30.602 --> 00:13:32.002 Wrong Hordak's very good. 00:13:32.442 --> 00:13:35.622 Every scene with Wrong Hordak is just like, baby. 00:13:35.642 --> 00:13:38.362 Yeah, he's just a good baby. 00:13:38.602 --> 00:13:40.482 He just doesn't understand. 00:13:40.642 --> 00:13:41.642 He just tries. 00:13:42.102 --> 00:13:43.282 He's trying his best. 00:13:43.302 --> 00:13:44.282 He's doing what he can. 00:13:47.302 --> 00:13:59.042 When Wrong Hordak has a world-breaking view and he just has a meltdown, and then they meet Milag, and it's like, oh, you know, Wrong Hordak's just questioning the meaning of life, just casually. 00:13:59.642 --> 00:14:01.442 God, that's super good. 00:14:01.462 --> 00:14:05.802 I also, shout out to Milag and Katra, which is super good. 00:14:05.902 --> 00:14:15.742 I love when a show is like, hey, see this, like, tough, edgy kind of character who's very angry and stuff. 00:14:15.842 --> 00:14:17.282 We've given them a pet now. 00:14:18.542 --> 00:14:21.982 It's my favorite thing that Young Justice does in season one with Superboy. 00:14:22.002 --> 00:14:24.422 It just starts piling on the pets. 00:14:26.122 --> 00:14:28.702 And I appreciate that She-Ra does it too. 00:14:28.722 --> 00:14:30.322 And Milag's a good character. 00:14:30.342 --> 00:14:39.262 And the whole scene with Milag, where it's just like, what is the quote where it's like, I'm trying to work on that thing where I get angry. 00:14:41.462 --> 00:14:43.682 And Indora just goes, you are? 00:14:43.782 --> 00:14:55.062 And it's like, oh, when you see your friends going through growth, it's like, that's the exact reaction where it's like, oh my God, you've been taking my words to heart. 00:14:55.542 --> 00:14:56.042 What? 00:14:56.202 --> 00:14:56.842 Yeah. 00:14:57.482 --> 00:15:04.542 This season really managed to be like heartfelt and meaningful and also funny and also gay. 00:15:05.422 --> 00:15:06.562 Oh, so gay. 00:15:06.962 --> 00:15:10.102 If you weren't going to bring this craving, I was going to bring this craving. 00:15:11.502 --> 00:15:12.882 We both loved this show. 00:15:13.162 --> 00:15:14.222 It's easily up there. 00:15:14.242 --> 00:15:22.582 It's easily like when I look back and to shows that I want to rewatch, this is going to be one of them. 00:15:22.942 --> 00:15:28.782 Yeah, I think this is probably one of my favorite animated shows, like Full Stop. 00:15:29.362 --> 00:15:30.402 Yeah, that's fair. 00:15:31.222 --> 00:15:36.562 But She-Ra made me feel real good. 00:15:37.422 --> 00:15:42.102 And bad, and bad, both kind of in the best way. 00:15:42.122 --> 00:15:43.002 It scared me. 00:15:43.022 --> 00:15:47.422 Yeah, there are moments in the show that are like freaky. 00:15:47.642 --> 00:15:50.002 I just want people to be okay. 00:15:50.062 --> 00:15:56.682 And it's like, I know they're going to be because in the song, it says they're going to win in the end, but like... 00:15:57.882 --> 00:16:01.082 Yeah, but there's still costs to victory, you know? 00:16:01.882 --> 00:16:03.342 Shadow Weaver's ending? 00:16:03.782 --> 00:16:04.542 Holy shit. 00:16:04.562 --> 00:16:05.242 Bye, bitch. 00:16:05.942 --> 00:16:07.762 I cried, but like, eat shit. 00:16:07.962 --> 00:16:19.942 Just when we had the shot of Shadow Weaver, she could take power and she realized that she would rather see Adora and Catra grow beyond herself. 00:16:20.642 --> 00:16:21.382 Yeah. 00:16:21.502 --> 00:16:24.762 And she knew she had to take herself out of the equation. 00:16:26.662 --> 00:16:28.702 It's a really good moment. 00:16:29.582 --> 00:16:34.242 Have you read the like quote from Noel about Shadow Weaver? 00:16:34.502 --> 00:16:35.242 Yes, I have. 00:16:36.402 --> 00:16:40.482 About how even in this moment, it's like kind of a selfish kind of shitty action. 00:16:40.502 --> 00:16:41.942 Yeah. 00:16:42.622 --> 00:16:50.122 Everyday people don't really, we don't know a Horde Prime, but like pretty much everyone knows a Shadow Weaver. 00:16:50.782 --> 00:16:51.542 Absolutely. 00:16:51.622 --> 00:16:54.602 No, she's a very like recognizable character. 00:16:56.262 --> 00:16:57.162 I'm glad she's dead. 00:16:58.202 --> 00:17:00.682 They couldn't have been happy with her there still. 00:17:00.962 --> 00:17:01.282 No. 00:17:01.302 --> 00:17:02.162 I just... 00:17:02.742 --> 00:17:04.002 I think like the thing that is... 00:17:04.022 --> 00:17:06.762 It was a tragic ending that had to happen. 00:17:07.102 --> 00:17:07.662 Oh, for sure. 00:17:07.682 --> 00:17:12.902 I think for me, the thing about Shadow Weaver is I'm just glad that she didn't get some sort of redemption, right? 00:17:12.922 --> 00:17:13.802 Like she has a moment. 00:17:13.802 --> 00:17:16.982 I mean, she was being bad the entire, like she was not growing. 00:17:17.002 --> 00:17:18.442 She refused to grow. 00:17:18.762 --> 00:17:19.162 Yeah. 00:17:19.422 --> 00:17:31.542 I think the thing that I appreciate about the way that she did redemption is that there is a notion here of what actual redemption looks like, right? 00:17:31.542 --> 00:17:32.762 It's not the... 00:17:32.782 --> 00:17:34.882 And Avatar did this too, for what it's worth though. 00:17:34.902 --> 00:17:43.942 I think that choosing Azula as kind of the one who isn't redeemed makes me sad and frustrated. 00:17:45.262 --> 00:17:51.562 But I think that there is this notion here of what actual redemption takes, right? 00:17:52.082 --> 00:17:58.282 It is work and it is realization and kind of pushing against abuse. 00:17:58.522 --> 00:18:04.002 And it's something that I character like Catra is willing to do, while I character like Shadow Weaver is not. 00:18:04.022 --> 00:18:12.622 Because Catra understands that she has done things wrong, whereas Shadow Weaver basically until the end kind of thinks, oh, I kind of did things right. 00:18:12.862 --> 00:18:14.702 Yeah, she's so self-righteous. 00:18:14.842 --> 00:18:20.202 And especially with the whole, gosh, I'm forgetting Glitter's aunt's name. 00:18:20.502 --> 00:18:21.422 Castaspella. 00:18:21.962 --> 00:18:25.042 Castaspella, of course, yeah, all right, I should have remembered that. 00:18:25.062 --> 00:18:29.082 The names here are so funny. 00:18:29.102 --> 00:18:30.122 They're so good. 00:18:30.142 --> 00:18:42.742 They're like, this is anyways, cast the whole scene with Shadow Weaver and Castaspella going and her trusting Shadow Weaver up until the point where it's like, oh shit, you tricked me again. 00:18:43.002 --> 00:18:45.142 Why did I think anything different? 00:18:45.222 --> 00:18:46.662 I'm not even shocked. 00:18:46.662 --> 00:18:51.802 And Shadow Weaver being like, you should hold it against me if I betray you and then betraying them. 00:18:52.222 --> 00:18:53.182 Also, Micah. 00:18:53.882 --> 00:18:55.022 Yeah, Micah. 00:18:55.302 --> 00:18:57.362 The seed between Micah and Glimmer. 00:18:57.742 --> 00:18:58.222 Evil. 00:18:58.242 --> 00:18:59.182 The battle. 00:18:59.202 --> 00:18:59.282 Yeah. 00:19:00.662 --> 00:19:10.802 I think they handle the mind control shit very well, like making clear how sad and scary it is for the characters who love the people who are now mind controlled. 00:19:11.722 --> 00:19:13.662 Mind controlled Scorpio was a ride. 00:19:13.862 --> 00:19:19.262 Mind controlled Scorpio, I really like the choice to make it so that she doesn't say a word ever. 00:19:19.282 --> 00:19:20.882 Yeah, that's true. 00:19:20.902 --> 00:19:21.602 She doesn't. 00:19:22.582 --> 00:19:28.882 Every character who is mind controlled makes like little quips or mean, says little mean things, right? 00:19:28.902 --> 00:19:30.322 Kind of them at their worst. 00:19:31.002 --> 00:19:37.382 Scorpio doesn't have, Scorpio at her worst is someone who chooses not to say anything, right? 00:19:37.402 --> 00:19:41.322 It's like, it is fully, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. 00:19:41.642 --> 00:19:45.022 Scorpio lives that so hard that mind controlled her just doesn't speak. 00:19:45.242 --> 00:19:58.862 After I watched the second Vermistries where they like go, Scorpio sacrifices herself basically, and she just turns around and she's like, after all, I'm the muscle and just like, uh, my heart. 00:19:59.442 --> 00:19:59.922 I know. 00:20:00.342 --> 00:20:01.242 She-Ra rules. 00:20:01.262 --> 00:20:03.142 She-Ra is so good. 00:20:03.982 --> 00:20:05.982 Was the craving that you just wanted to talk about it? 00:20:06.362 --> 00:20:08.162 I just crave more She-Ra. 00:20:08.342 --> 00:20:22.182 I want, like, She-Ra is the first show or media that has made me want fan fiction, like to read fan fiction about it, but like soft fan fiction, not like I don't want more adventures. 00:20:22.242 --> 00:20:35.522 I just want them going off into space and like cooking on their spaceship and like, you know, finding cute little aliens to play with and playing games on a weird alien planet together, like Frisbee or something. 00:20:35.542 --> 00:20:36.602 Like that's what I want. 00:20:36.942 --> 00:20:37.682 I love it. 00:20:37.702 --> 00:20:38.002 I love it. 00:20:38.022 --> 00:20:39.542 I crave that so bad. 00:20:39.562 --> 00:20:46.282 I was seeing a couple of people kind of when I was looking at all the Twitter stuff, some people being like, wait, this is the last season? 00:20:46.302 --> 00:20:47.602 No, I want more of this show. 00:20:47.622 --> 00:20:48.902 I'm like, I the fuck don't. 00:20:49.222 --> 00:20:51.922 I want them to live happily ever after forever. 00:20:51.942 --> 00:20:54.062 I want fan fiction. 00:20:54.082 --> 00:21:01.542 What I want is to see them live happily ever after, not for them to go through anything more, right? 00:21:02.322 --> 00:21:02.862 I'm very excited. 00:21:03.382 --> 00:21:05.462 The future, the future shot. 00:21:05.522 --> 00:21:08.222 Also, like the Catra future outfit. 00:21:08.242 --> 00:21:09.602 Can we talk about? 00:21:10.502 --> 00:21:14.722 Can we talk about Glimmer and Catra in the future and just that good friendship? 00:21:14.982 --> 00:21:18.042 I really feel happy with where the story ended. 00:21:18.062 --> 00:21:21.962 And I love to, I would love to like read some fan fiction, find some good soft stuff. 00:21:22.242 --> 00:21:26.802 What I'm mostly excited for is like what people on this team end up doing next. 00:21:27.362 --> 00:21:38.762 I would love to watch whatever comes next because I think She-Ra, She-Ra has made me like trust in these creators in a way that I rarely trust creators of anything. 00:21:39.242 --> 00:21:46.422 I'm so, Nimona, not Nimona, Noelle just, I, yeah, I trust Noelle with my life. 00:21:50.342 --> 00:21:52.902 Quote from Noelle, we don't bury our gaze. 00:21:53.202 --> 00:21:59.942 Yeah, and you know, the Catadora Kiss is not the first queer kiss on television in animated. 00:22:00.062 --> 00:22:02.422 It's not the first queer kiss in She-Ra. 00:22:02.642 --> 00:22:08.362 It's not the first queer kiss in She-Ra, but it is, but it does still feel like a shift. 00:22:08.382 --> 00:22:15.682 I mean, She-Ra in general feels like finally a show where they weren't afraid to make everyone queer, right? 00:22:15.702 --> 00:22:23.462 Like, I feel like a lot of queer creators tend to be like, ah, yes, we're, we're just going to make all of our characters queer. 00:22:23.862 --> 00:22:35.042 And usually when they do that, it's, they are able to do that because it's like a small webcomic or a small like podcast or whatever it is that they're working on. 00:22:35.482 --> 00:22:44.262 The fact that She-Ra was able to be that and is also like a fucking DreamWorks and Netflix property feels significant. 00:22:44.862 --> 00:22:49.822 And I'm really glad that it's going to be something that a lot of queer children are able to watch. 00:22:50.242 --> 00:22:51.622 And a lot of straight children as well. 00:22:51.622 --> 00:22:51.822 Right? 00:22:51.842 --> 00:22:56.602 Like I'm glad that kids are going to be able to see this and see this kind of positive representation. 00:22:56.982 --> 00:22:59.682 The straights are valid, but only the ones in She-Ra. 00:23:00.482 --> 00:23:02.762 They're valid because we know they're not straight, right? 00:23:02.782 --> 00:23:05.422 Like Seahawk and Mermista, we've met their exes. 00:23:05.442 --> 00:23:06.302 That's true. 00:23:06.642 --> 00:23:09.502 I mean, I'm mostly thinking, I don't know. 00:23:09.522 --> 00:23:10.682 I'm like Kordak. 00:23:11.162 --> 00:23:11.602 Yeah. 00:23:11.762 --> 00:23:12.462 Yeah, he is. 00:23:12.762 --> 00:23:15.122 Bo, I think also you can make an argument. 00:23:15.422 --> 00:23:16.322 I don't know if Bo's straight. 00:23:16.922 --> 00:23:20.102 Bo's the like early 2000s hetero flexible. 00:23:21.082 --> 00:23:24.882 Bo and Glimmer is like, Bo and Glimmer was cute. 00:23:25.122 --> 00:23:26.202 Bo and Glimmer was cute. 00:23:27.422 --> 00:23:28.822 I was so happy with that. 00:23:28.842 --> 00:23:29.682 That was so good. 00:23:29.702 --> 00:23:30.742 That was so wholesome. 00:23:31.022 --> 00:23:31.682 Maybe some hetero. 00:23:31.702 --> 00:23:32.862 They were just friends. 00:23:34.022 --> 00:23:37.102 God, yeah, I love that we don't get any direct confirmation. 00:23:37.122 --> 00:23:39.262 We get, you know, it's implied. 00:23:39.282 --> 00:23:40.842 It's sort of there. 00:23:41.262 --> 00:23:44.162 Really like this is welcome to the shoe on the other foot, motherfucker. 00:23:44.362 --> 00:23:46.942 Bo and Glimmer were just really good childhood friends. 00:23:47.342 --> 00:23:47.862 They were. 00:23:47.882 --> 00:23:49.302 They're just pals. 00:23:50.542 --> 00:24:02.642 Welcome to our wonderful world in which the gays are canon and the straights are, you know, you could see it, you could interpret it that way, but, you know, love to straight bait. 00:24:03.542 --> 00:24:04.562 Straight bait. 00:24:05.142 --> 00:24:05.602 I don't know. 00:24:05.942 --> 00:24:08.182 We could talk about She-Ra for forever. 00:24:08.542 --> 00:24:10.362 We've been doing it for a while now. 00:24:10.362 --> 00:24:11.062 I think we can. 00:24:11.282 --> 00:24:14.222 I'm, I'm, no, I'm not satisfied. 00:24:14.242 --> 00:24:17.642 I'm going to be continuing to talk about She-Ra forever, but I think that's enough. 00:24:17.662 --> 00:24:22.542 I think people have, you know, taken our shit long enough about how we're into She-Ra. 00:24:22.562 --> 00:24:26.562 I think we can say that this is where the spoilers end. 00:24:27.002 --> 00:24:27.642 That's She-Ra. 00:24:28.022 --> 00:24:29.742 So now for the rest of the podcast. 00:24:30.462 --> 00:24:37.582 Um, so when I was doing the animalese at the top of the episode, that wasn't just to show off. 00:24:39.382 --> 00:24:43.362 It was also because my first craving today is about Animal Crossing. 00:24:46.142 --> 00:24:48.902 So Animal Crossing New Horizons rules as a game. 00:24:49.522 --> 00:24:51.542 It is, we've been playing it for weeks now. 00:24:51.562 --> 00:24:53.082 We've been having a good old time. 00:24:53.402 --> 00:25:00.462 But thing about Animal Crossing, there are lots of options for making things in Animal Crossing New Horizons, but there aren't quite enough. 00:25:01.102 --> 00:25:06.302 I simply wish to be able to create my ideal island of Lesbos. 00:25:07.142 --> 00:25:11.942 My vibes that I'm trying to go for on my island are like ancient Greek Mediterranean type vibes. 00:25:12.282 --> 00:25:15.662 It's very much like Isle of Lesbos, hence the name. 00:25:15.842 --> 00:25:17.722 That is like fully the vibes that I want to go for. 00:25:18.242 --> 00:25:22.462 And there are some options for that, but there's a lot of things that I'm missing. 00:25:22.482 --> 00:25:24.602 I don't have a real good marble, path texture. 00:25:24.622 --> 00:25:26.142 You don't have enough mannequins. 00:25:26.982 --> 00:25:27.782 Yeah, okay. 00:25:27.902 --> 00:25:35.582 So right now, the thing that I'm trying to do in Animal Crossing New Horizons is to create a rock garden, which you can look up a guide on how to do that. 00:25:35.742 --> 00:25:36.822 It's very difficult. 00:25:37.162 --> 00:25:42.182 It involves you having to cover your island in such a way so that rocks can only spawn in a particular area. 00:25:42.442 --> 00:25:45.202 And one of the ways to do that is with putting mannequins everywhere. 00:25:45.722 --> 00:25:46.942 It is one of the easiest methods. 00:25:46.962 --> 00:25:48.382 Go with that method if you're doing it. 00:25:50.182 --> 00:25:52.102 And so my island is covered in mannequins right now. 00:25:52.622 --> 00:25:57.722 But once it's not covered in mannequins, then the vibes are definitely going to be like in Lesbos. 00:25:58.422 --> 00:25:59.702 As much as I can, right? 00:25:59.722 --> 00:26:10.642 Because if you think about things that are associated with ancient Greece, it's a lot of marble, there's like a lot of statues which are hard to get because red only comes once every like five months or something. 00:26:12.182 --> 00:26:13.322 Which is ridiculous. 00:26:13.342 --> 00:26:15.142 Why did they not make it weekly? 00:26:15.162 --> 00:26:18.202 It's a very stupid change they've made from past games. 00:26:18.282 --> 00:26:20.142 Yeah, red used to come to your island weekly. 00:26:20.462 --> 00:26:22.982 And that is how you would get the stuff that you needed. 00:26:23.002 --> 00:26:24.462 But now it's completely random. 00:26:24.622 --> 00:26:26.222 And I've not seen red in four weeks. 00:26:26.942 --> 00:26:28.462 I've never seen red. 00:26:29.162 --> 00:26:30.342 I bought one thing. 00:26:30.382 --> 00:26:32.142 I bought one statue that was fake. 00:26:32.422 --> 00:26:34.122 And then I never saw that guy again. 00:26:34.482 --> 00:26:36.942 Yeah, no, I've seen him once since then. 00:26:37.322 --> 00:26:39.062 So I need more options. 00:26:39.082 --> 00:26:42.862 I need the options to create my ideal Animal Crossing vibes. 00:26:43.202 --> 00:26:44.502 That's my craving. 00:26:44.742 --> 00:26:45.342 DLC? 00:26:45.362 --> 00:26:49.502 Sure, like I do DLC for Animal Crossing. 00:26:49.662 --> 00:26:51.822 They are planning three years of DLC. 00:26:51.842 --> 00:26:55.182 Yeah, can this be like, can Animal Crossing be the new Sims? 00:26:55.462 --> 00:26:58.782 You know how Sims does like expansion packs with different themes, right? 00:26:58.802 --> 00:27:00.662 No, I have no idea. 00:27:01.042 --> 00:27:02.762 Wait, are you joking or not? 00:27:02.782 --> 00:27:05.602 I've played the Sims for like maybe three hours total. 00:27:05.922 --> 00:27:19.842 Okay, well, a thing that I know because I'm close with a lot of people who like the Sims is that very regularly the Sims will put out an expansion pack, like kind of every couple of months that has like new types of things going on, right? 00:27:19.862 --> 00:27:21.242 Like new like assets? 00:27:21.602 --> 00:27:30.202 The last one was like, it gave you the option to go to like, it was like really filling out the university system more robustly and like giving more options for like university. 00:27:30.582 --> 00:27:32.902 They did a Witches and Wizards one a while back. 00:27:33.102 --> 00:27:35.882 We should make our Animal Crossing people go to university. 00:27:36.142 --> 00:27:41.902 God, this doesn't help me at all or my craving at all, but I think it would also be fun. 00:27:41.922 --> 00:27:44.942 Listen, we've done, Animal Crossing has been to a lot of places. 00:27:44.962 --> 00:27:46.202 They went to the city once. 00:27:46.362 --> 00:27:48.762 That one was great, even though it sold terribly. 00:27:48.922 --> 00:27:52.082 They were the mayor and there was that, the whole thing going on. 00:27:52.102 --> 00:27:53.742 Now they're on a deserted island. 00:27:54.062 --> 00:27:55.042 Now they're gods. 00:27:55.062 --> 00:27:59.342 So next, it clearly has to be, they go to university, get a degree. 00:27:59.342 --> 00:28:01.862 What degree would your Animal Crossing character get, Clair? 00:28:03.062 --> 00:28:09.682 I think I would get a bug degree just so I could walk up to Blathers and start talking about bugs at him all the time. 00:28:09.942 --> 00:28:11.982 Why would you do that to poor Blathers? 00:28:12.002 --> 00:28:13.362 I hate Blathers so much. 00:28:13.382 --> 00:28:14.342 He hates bugs. 00:28:14.362 --> 00:28:15.882 And I'm just like, why do you? 00:28:18.802 --> 00:28:19.442 I get it. 00:28:19.442 --> 00:28:22.762 But let's also like, he's just so rude about bugs. 00:28:22.822 --> 00:28:25.342 Every bug I bring him, he's like, How are you? 00:28:26.042 --> 00:28:28.162 And I'm like, this is a precious baby. 00:28:28.182 --> 00:28:29.942 You are a museum curator. 00:28:29.962 --> 00:28:34.042 Stop telling me how much you hate bugs and just accept my bug present. 00:28:34.422 --> 00:28:35.502 He does accept them. 00:28:35.522 --> 00:28:37.602 But listen, the guy's got a phobia. 00:28:37.622 --> 00:28:40.022 He's doing his best in his current position. 00:28:40.302 --> 00:28:41.362 Cancel Blathers. 00:28:41.922 --> 00:28:44.442 He's doing his best God. 00:28:44.462 --> 00:28:45.962 Blathers is canceled. 00:28:46.122 --> 00:28:47.622 Yeah, I'm sure you saw that. 00:28:47.642 --> 00:28:49.462 I have no idea what you're talking about. 00:28:49.662 --> 00:28:51.002 PETA canceled Blathers. 00:28:51.462 --> 00:28:52.322 Of course they did. 00:28:53.222 --> 00:28:54.742 Anyway, we don't need to talk about that. 00:28:56.202 --> 00:29:07.862 What I think my character, if she were to go to university, I think she would get a degree in like, probably a fine arts degree, to be honest, that feels like the sort of person who she is. 00:29:08.862 --> 00:29:21.682 You know, my vibes on my island are Greek, Mediterranean type vibes, and my house specifically is a Victorian style home in which none of the rooms are useful for anything. 00:29:22.062 --> 00:29:24.082 Or they're useful for very specific things, right? 00:29:24.102 --> 00:29:36.962 It's the thing of, oh, yes, I have a drawing room and a writing room and a music room, and yes, of course a bedroom, but of course I have a shrine and a walk-in closet, and those are the rooms of my house. 00:29:38.102 --> 00:29:38.982 What's a kitchen? 00:29:39.002 --> 00:29:39.982 What's a bathroom? 00:29:40.042 --> 00:29:40.962 Never heard of them. 00:29:41.022 --> 00:29:41.782 Don't care. 00:29:41.882 --> 00:29:43.522 Those are in the other wing, of course. 00:29:43.862 --> 00:29:47.322 That's the type of vibes that my character has, I think, to go for a fine arts degree. 00:29:47.342 --> 00:29:50.422 And then I could find red and be like, shit's fake. 00:29:50.942 --> 00:29:51.702 Hey, this thing? 00:29:51.922 --> 00:29:52.322 Fake. 00:29:53.002 --> 00:29:53.362 Fake. 00:29:53.522 --> 00:29:56.222 Because I assume red just doesn't know, right? 00:29:56.242 --> 00:29:57.302 Because we love red. 00:29:57.382 --> 00:29:58.322 We all love red. 00:29:58.862 --> 00:29:59.942 Everyone loves red. 00:30:00.182 --> 00:30:01.382 Red's done nothing wrong. 00:30:01.882 --> 00:30:02.982 Red's done nothing wrong. 00:30:03.002 --> 00:30:06.862 He's just not good at identifying which art is real. 00:30:06.882 --> 00:30:08.022 That's clearly the thing. 00:30:08.362 --> 00:30:13.702 I would like to help him out and make sure he knows which of his art is real and which is not. 00:30:14.142 --> 00:30:18.262 Maybe we need red to bring you more stolen architecture. 00:30:19.902 --> 00:30:22.942 Can I just have red set up on my island? 00:30:22.942 --> 00:30:26.702 Can we just have red get a shop on my island? 00:30:27.102 --> 00:30:28.742 Just so that he's there all the time. 00:30:29.062 --> 00:30:32.022 We'll set up a bank of red to rival the bank of Nook. 00:30:32.242 --> 00:30:32.602 Great. 00:30:32.622 --> 00:30:37.002 Finally, competition in our Animal Crossing cities. 00:30:37.382 --> 00:30:40.402 Yeah, maybe I just need red to bring me more shit. 00:30:41.062 --> 00:30:41.762 That'd be good. 00:30:41.942 --> 00:30:43.202 But also, you know... 00:30:43.222 --> 00:30:45.182 Does it matter if it's counterfeit or not? 00:30:45.722 --> 00:30:48.762 It has to look good, right? 00:30:48.782 --> 00:30:54.402 What if I just dropped off a few ancient Greece pillars and all of them had a Mr. 00:30:54.422 --> 00:30:55.642 Potato Head nose on them? 00:30:56.102 --> 00:30:57.382 So that would be a problem. 00:30:57.862 --> 00:31:01.382 What I would want is ancient Greek pillars. 00:31:01.402 --> 00:31:05.622 They don't have to be from actual Greece, but they have to look like ancient Greek pillars. 00:31:06.122 --> 00:31:07.822 With a potato head nose on them. 00:31:08.082 --> 00:31:10.182 Now, that's where you're losing. 00:31:10.202 --> 00:31:11.482 It's like nosepass. 00:31:12.342 --> 00:31:15.862 So, I don't want nosepass on my island. 00:31:16.582 --> 00:31:18.322 It's just my only concern there. 00:31:18.982 --> 00:31:21.002 That's not the Pokemon vibe I'm looking for. 00:31:21.022 --> 00:31:23.242 Now, you can smell all your villagers better. 00:31:23.502 --> 00:31:25.342 Hey, hey, Clair, no. 00:31:25.562 --> 00:31:26.542 Hey, Clair, no. 00:31:27.102 --> 00:31:27.542 No. 00:31:28.602 --> 00:31:29.982 I don't want to smell my villagers. 00:31:30.122 --> 00:31:32.122 They get fleas far too often. 00:31:32.522 --> 00:31:35.482 Yeah, how bad do you think the villagers smell? 00:31:35.502 --> 00:31:36.902 Like, none of you shower. 00:31:36.902 --> 00:31:39.282 You all live on a deserted island. 00:31:39.662 --> 00:31:40.882 Some of them have bathtubs. 00:31:41.382 --> 00:31:45.082 Some of my villagers have bathtubs, but I don't know. 00:31:45.202 --> 00:31:53.202 Some of them, it's like, oh, you probably haven't showered since you moved here. 00:31:53.222 --> 00:31:58.122 I think I could look at my villagers and identify which ones shower often and which ones don't. 00:31:59.262 --> 00:32:02.302 I think Walker showers every other month. 00:32:03.062 --> 00:32:05.282 I just got Diana in my town. 00:32:06.242 --> 00:32:08.582 That bitch showers every day of her life. 00:32:08.982 --> 00:32:09.882 I guarantee. 00:32:10.642 --> 00:32:14.262 I don't know how much Gala showers, to be honest. 00:32:14.282 --> 00:32:16.662 I don't think she showers all that much, and that's okay. 00:32:16.682 --> 00:32:17.362 I love Gala. 00:32:17.702 --> 00:32:19.942 How much does Barold shower, do you think? 00:32:21.062 --> 00:32:21.662 Barold? 00:32:21.682 --> 00:32:24.722 I choose not to acknowledge that Barold exists. 00:32:25.742 --> 00:32:27.782 I choose to not acknowledge. 00:32:27.942 --> 00:32:31.082 I think that he has never showered even one day in his life. 00:32:31.302 --> 00:32:33.142 He's just a little too unbearable. 00:32:33.482 --> 00:32:37.522 Looking at Barold reminds you how racist Animal Crossing has been in the past. 00:32:38.122 --> 00:32:41.902 This is my first Animal Crossing game, so I am unaware, but... 00:32:41.922 --> 00:32:47.382 In previous games, the only way to have dark skin was to tan, so Barold doesn't sit right with me. 00:32:47.422 --> 00:32:49.522 But thankfully, I don't have Barold on my island. 00:32:50.882 --> 00:32:55.362 I have great villagers, incredible villagers, and also two dudes who I'm going to get rid of. 00:32:55.962 --> 00:32:57.882 Maybe what I need is more design options. 00:32:58.162 --> 00:32:59.642 Maybe I need, like... 00:33:00.102 --> 00:33:01.902 You could just hack Animal Crossing. 00:33:01.922 --> 00:33:03.062 Have you seen Tree Tree? 00:33:03.522 --> 00:33:04.162 No, I haven't. 00:33:04.502 --> 00:33:08.102 So you know how you can have, like, an apple tree and a cherry tree? 00:33:09.322 --> 00:33:13.442 Someone hacked Animal Crossing so you could grow any item on a tree. 00:33:13.822 --> 00:33:17.982 So what they did was they grew Tree Tree, which is a tree that grows trees. 00:33:18.002 --> 00:33:19.282 I love that. 00:33:19.322 --> 00:33:20.122 I love that. 00:33:20.142 --> 00:33:22.362 It's good. 00:33:22.362 --> 00:33:23.322 A good tree. 00:33:23.342 --> 00:33:30.762 But if you hacked it, like, you could technically, like, add your own textures and, you know, do your whole island. 00:33:31.222 --> 00:33:35.142 I could, but I worry that Nintendo would come in accident. 00:33:35.162 --> 00:33:36.562 Fan hammer at you. 00:33:37.162 --> 00:33:37.902 Yeah. 00:33:38.142 --> 00:33:42.062 I think Nintendo would come and execute me, so I don't want to do that. 00:33:42.342 --> 00:33:45.662 I'm already on thin ice with my amiibo cloning. 00:33:46.002 --> 00:33:46.602 Right. 00:33:46.622 --> 00:33:47.602 You have started that. 00:33:47.942 --> 00:33:50.942 Or I can go to Nintendo. 00:33:50.962 --> 00:33:54.602 I'll just fly there, because everyone's flying everywhere right now. 00:33:54.622 --> 00:33:58.562 So I'll just fly there, go track down. 00:33:58.582 --> 00:33:59.182 With your wings. 00:33:59.542 --> 00:34:00.442 Yeah, with my wings. 00:34:00.822 --> 00:34:08.742 Go track down the team that makes Animal Crossing and be like, hey, you need to put these items in the game and just have like a list of items. 00:34:08.762 --> 00:34:09.402 Bag them. 00:34:09.482 --> 00:34:13.202 What is, what is, if you could add one item, what would that be? 00:34:13.542 --> 00:34:17.442 Honestly, for the vibes of my island, I think it actually would be Greek pillars. 00:34:17.882 --> 00:34:18.662 Well, they need to add like a- 00:34:18.682 --> 00:34:23.362 Actually, I'm just going to quickly Google that they're not in the game and I just haven't seen them. 00:34:23.482 --> 00:34:24.622 Oh, they totally do have one. 00:34:24.682 --> 00:34:25.382 Never mind. 00:34:25.402 --> 00:34:26.562 This game is perfect. 00:34:28.142 --> 00:34:28.802 Craving salt. 00:34:28.822 --> 00:34:29.982 Oh, no, this is pocket camp. 00:34:30.142 --> 00:34:30.482 Shit. 00:34:30.862 --> 00:34:33.242 Ah, well, oh, well, then maybe it will come. 00:34:33.262 --> 00:34:36.582 Maybe DLC will be like, and now we have Greek pillars. 00:34:37.222 --> 00:34:42.562 Weirdly, I wouldn't have expected myself to want them to take more from pocket camp, but apparently I do. 00:34:42.662 --> 00:34:44.722 I would love for you to be able to go swimming. 00:34:44.822 --> 00:34:45.522 That would be great. 00:34:45.542 --> 00:34:47.222 That was the thing in- 00:34:47.942 --> 00:34:50.442 So in New Leaf, you could do like diving and stuff. 00:34:52.482 --> 00:34:53.642 That's suspected DLC I've heard. 00:34:54.382 --> 00:34:58.222 In pocket camp, you can have like a hot tub that you can actually go inside. 00:34:59.382 --> 00:35:00.122 That would be great. 00:35:00.142 --> 00:35:02.722 I want to get all pruney in New Horizons. 00:35:03.082 --> 00:35:07.122 Prune me up in Animal Crossing New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch. 00:35:07.882 --> 00:35:09.542 That's what the DLC is called. 00:35:10.262 --> 00:35:12.282 It's called Prune Me Up Daddy. 00:35:12.302 --> 00:35:18.362 I don't need daddy to be associated with Animal Crossing in any way. 00:35:18.982 --> 00:35:21.742 Who's the most daddy Animal Crossing character? 00:35:22.522 --> 00:35:23.062 I can't- 00:35:23.322 --> 00:35:24.842 I don't think that any of them are daddy. 00:35:25.542 --> 00:35:33.662 I have like this weird agent-esque that like screams, this person's gonna grow up and become a daddy. 00:35:33.682 --> 00:35:34.982 Fuck off. 00:35:35.202 --> 00:35:37.682 Yeah, I can understand what you mean. 00:35:37.862 --> 00:35:41.942 I just think no one in Animal Crossing knows what sex is. 00:35:44.022 --> 00:35:45.322 They're animals. 00:35:45.422 --> 00:35:46.682 Of course they know. 00:35:46.702 --> 00:35:47.942 They just don't do it. 00:35:47.962 --> 00:35:48.862 They don't know what sex is. 00:35:48.882 --> 00:35:50.082 Because it's illegal. 00:35:50.722 --> 00:35:52.562 None of them know what sex is. 00:35:53.142 --> 00:35:56.102 Animal Crossing is a dystopia where sex is illegal. 00:35:56.302 --> 00:36:01.482 What if love was illegal and Animal Crossing New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch? 00:36:06.122 --> 00:36:08.802 Somebody make that trailer. 00:36:09.062 --> 00:36:15.162 Just like a recut of the New Horizons with like scary music and like a dark filter. 00:36:20.222 --> 00:36:24.242 Also, just saying Catra should be a villager in Animal Crossing. 00:36:24.702 --> 00:36:28.922 So we received a submission for this episode of Salt Cravings. 00:36:28.982 --> 00:36:30.122 I'm going to read it out. 00:36:30.642 --> 00:36:32.002 No, no, no, no, no, no. 00:36:32.202 --> 00:36:33.602 You have to do your intro. 00:36:34.002 --> 00:36:38.662 You are legally obligated to do your intro. 00:36:40.902 --> 00:36:41.842 Craving. 00:36:41.862 --> 00:36:42.942 It's a craving. 00:36:42.982 --> 00:36:45.222 It's a craving. 00:36:45.242 --> 00:36:47.042 Thank you. 00:36:49.282 --> 00:36:49.822 You did this once. 00:36:49.842 --> 00:36:52.182 I'm going to hold this to you forever. 00:36:52.542 --> 00:36:52.982 Yeah. 00:36:53.182 --> 00:36:53.802 Oh, God. 00:36:53.962 --> 00:36:54.702 Let's hope I... 00:36:54.882 --> 00:36:57.782 Y'all need to send submissions in so that I don't forget what it is. 00:36:59.142 --> 00:37:00.102 I almost did. 00:37:00.582 --> 00:37:03.422 So this one comes to us from Fake Eboy. 00:37:03.442 --> 00:37:04.982 Thank you, Fake Eboy. 00:37:04.982 --> 00:37:09.402 It says, Hello Salt Team, so recently there's a new trend growing on TikTok. 00:37:09.722 --> 00:37:14.682 Now I'm not the biggest TikToker around, haven't made my own or anything like that, but it's good fun to watch, right? 00:37:14.702 --> 00:37:15.422 Very engaging. 00:37:15.922 --> 00:37:18.322 Anyways, there's been a few trends that have drifted by. 00:37:18.642 --> 00:37:24.162 Everyone knows about the various TikTok dances, but recently there's been a lot of teen girls with fantastic skates. 00:37:24.362 --> 00:37:26.122 Have y'all seen those black Impalas? 00:37:26.342 --> 00:37:29.022 Every time I see one, I would also like to roller skate. 00:37:29.322 --> 00:37:40.022 I cannot roller skate, so my craving is a TikTok trend, one that no one could reasonably do, but that everyone wants to do, and that looks possible to do, because if I can't have fun, no one can. 00:37:42.002 --> 00:37:44.542 That went a different direction at the end there than I expected. 00:37:44.562 --> 00:37:45.742 That's quite a salty craving. 00:37:48.182 --> 00:37:50.382 That's a very salty submission. 00:37:50.402 --> 00:37:54.742 We need to develop a new TikTok trend that isn't actually possible for anyone to do. 00:37:55.342 --> 00:37:57.422 But looks really easy. 00:37:57.442 --> 00:37:58.522 That's the key thing. 00:37:58.522 --> 00:38:03.542 It looks like you could do it, but then you try to do it and you just can't. 00:38:03.662 --> 00:38:04.642 Yeah, you just can't. 00:38:05.002 --> 00:38:05.822 What if it's... 00:38:06.522 --> 00:38:07.722 Now hear me out. 00:38:08.702 --> 00:38:09.302 Continue. 00:38:09.622 --> 00:38:13.382 So what if it's like reverse sword swallowing, but with your pets? 00:38:14.662 --> 00:38:17.382 Very cautiously continue. 00:38:18.562 --> 00:38:24.722 So imagine just reaching... 00:38:24.742 --> 00:38:25.842 No, can I continue? 00:38:26.542 --> 00:38:27.862 Reaching down your throat. 00:38:27.882 --> 00:38:31.822 Okay, I hate this so far. 00:38:31.842 --> 00:38:32.302 Continue. 00:38:33.402 --> 00:38:42.602 And just you pull out like the end of your pet's tail and then you just keep pulling. 00:38:51.770 --> 00:38:58.670 Okay, I have, so I just have a couple of, again, not criticisms, I don't criticize. 00:38:59.230 --> 00:39:01.150 These are just some questions that I have. 00:39:01.410 --> 00:39:03.090 Just some semantic questions. 00:39:04.170 --> 00:39:09.490 Yeah, just some semantic questions, which is, the first one is, how would people think this is easy to do? 00:39:09.510 --> 00:39:14.410 You post a video with like, your cat just coming out of your mouth. 00:39:14.950 --> 00:39:22.270 You know, we do amazing Photoshop where it's like, oh, I invented this new like trend. 00:39:22.270 --> 00:39:23.490 You should all try it. 00:39:23.550 --> 00:39:26.110 And it's just like, oh. 00:39:26.770 --> 00:39:29.470 And out comes a cat, a whole cat. 00:39:30.030 --> 00:39:32.330 So maybe there's something easier. 00:39:32.350 --> 00:39:34.510 Maybe there's something deceivingly easier. 00:39:34.530 --> 00:39:39.590 I need us to just, we're going to continue on this for a second. 00:39:39.590 --> 00:39:40.470 We don't gotta. 00:39:40.490 --> 00:39:47.490 Because my second question here is, why wouldn't other people just kind of Photoshop and pretend to do it? 00:39:48.190 --> 00:39:50.310 Well, then we can be like, did you really do it? 00:39:50.330 --> 00:39:52.790 Like, look, we tried, we did it, but like. 00:39:54.950 --> 00:40:01.170 Third thing, how is this not going to lead to putting pets in danger when people try this? 00:40:03.350 --> 00:40:08.870 Can't put your face over a whole pet, I guess, unless you have a rat. 00:40:09.270 --> 00:40:10.350 Please don't eat your rats. 00:40:12.230 --> 00:40:12.650 Okay. 00:40:13.010 --> 00:40:15.970 Maybe there's other options that don't involve. 00:40:15.990 --> 00:40:16.970 What's an easier thing to do? 00:40:17.350 --> 00:40:21.590 What's a conceivably easier thing to do that is not easier to do? 00:40:22.010 --> 00:40:23.630 So there's this new dance. 00:40:23.630 --> 00:40:25.810 It's called the lick your elbow. 00:40:26.510 --> 00:40:28.030 But some people can do this. 00:40:28.850 --> 00:40:30.770 Except it's not what you think. 00:40:32.510 --> 00:40:35.630 It's actually about licking the back of your thigh. 00:40:36.270 --> 00:40:38.350 I still feel like some people can do this. 00:40:38.830 --> 00:40:40.090 Have you ever seen anyone do it? 00:40:40.490 --> 00:40:45.430 Let's make it a thing, and then we'll see like a million people be like, yeah, this is easy. 00:40:45.450 --> 00:40:48.350 And then they just pull their leg up to their face and lick their thigh. 00:40:48.370 --> 00:40:53.330 I feel like of all the places, your thigh is pretty lickable. 00:40:53.970 --> 00:40:58.270 Flexible people can put like their leg behind their head. 00:40:58.270 --> 00:41:02.770 So like you just turn your head at that point and give your thigh a good old lickin. 00:41:03.290 --> 00:41:03.870 Like a cat. 00:41:03.890 --> 00:41:05.490 Yeah, yeah, all right. 00:41:05.510 --> 00:41:06.770 Oh, I got it. 00:41:07.210 --> 00:41:09.270 What about licking your butt hole like a cat? 00:41:12.250 --> 00:41:12.990 No, no. 00:41:13.010 --> 00:41:15.590 No, I don't think TikTok's gonna allow that one. 00:41:15.790 --> 00:41:16.790 What about robots? 00:41:16.810 --> 00:41:20.290 Let's consider things that a robot could do that people couldn't. 00:41:20.330 --> 00:41:22.950 Right, all our craving solutions has to be robots. 00:41:23.450 --> 00:41:26.670 I mean, they don't have to be, but it's been a minute. 00:41:26.690 --> 00:41:28.750 When was the last time we solved something with a robot? 00:41:29.130 --> 00:41:32.010 So solution here, robot dance. 00:41:32.570 --> 00:41:34.530 It's a dance that only robots can do. 00:41:36.070 --> 00:41:38.170 But it seems possible, but it's not. 00:41:38.390 --> 00:41:40.050 So you have to do the robot. 00:41:40.290 --> 00:41:41.810 The new trend is the robot. 00:41:42.110 --> 00:41:43.770 Right, but it's a robot doing it. 00:41:43.950 --> 00:41:48.210 Where, but does this seem achievable then as a human? 00:41:48.630 --> 00:41:50.110 So it's everyone doing it wrong. 00:41:50.650 --> 00:41:52.410 Yes, that's what it has to be. 00:41:52.670 --> 00:41:56.530 It has to be everyone can do it, but they do it wrong. 00:41:57.010 --> 00:41:57.850 Speed running. 00:41:58.210 --> 00:42:00.410 Speed running is the new TikTok trend. 00:42:00.450 --> 00:42:01.470 Oh my God. 00:42:02.450 --> 00:42:03.370 And we just have it. 00:42:03.390 --> 00:42:05.390 Speed running TikToks? 00:42:05.930 --> 00:42:07.710 Yeah, speed running TikToks, sure. 00:42:07.730 --> 00:42:09.710 The new trend is speed run your TikToks. 00:42:10.090 --> 00:42:13.890 Yeah, and no one will ever be able to do it as good as a robot who can speed run TikToks the most. 00:42:13.950 --> 00:42:17.010 Oh yeah, because a robot, it's like one frame. 00:42:17.030 --> 00:42:17.990 It's a two assisted speed run. 00:42:18.810 --> 00:42:20.010 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:42:20.430 --> 00:42:25.490 In order to speed run TikTok, so first we have to make a game that could be speed ran. 00:42:25.590 --> 00:42:27.690 That you play on TikTok? 00:42:28.010 --> 00:42:29.450 That you play on TikTok. 00:42:29.730 --> 00:42:32.290 It's called TikToktoe. 00:42:33.150 --> 00:42:33.670 Shut up. 00:42:36.030 --> 00:42:38.310 It's called TikToktoe and- 00:42:38.490 --> 00:42:39.310 God damn it. 00:42:39.690 --> 00:42:55.770 You have to, okay, yeah, you have to like find the TikToks that are the same and then line them up with other TikToks and get like, you know, it's a three by three TikTok grid, but like the TikTok grid is itself a TikTok. 00:42:56.190 --> 00:42:56.790 Exactly. 00:42:57.090 --> 00:42:59.370 It's very, it's very difficult to do. 00:42:59.390 --> 00:43:04.710 You know, once you get the hang of it, you can try to do it, but you'll never be quite as fast at it as a robot. 00:43:05.070 --> 00:43:15.970 You have to get a three in a row TikTok toe of like three matching TikToks, but not the exact same TikTok. 00:43:16.130 --> 00:43:17.550 That's, yeah, it's just not doable. 00:43:17.570 --> 00:43:18.530 It seems so easy. 00:43:19.150 --> 00:43:21.390 You just need three of the same TikToks. 00:43:21.410 --> 00:43:24.650 You just gotta make three of the same TikToks frame by frame. 00:43:25.090 --> 00:43:26.310 And a robot can do that. 00:43:26.570 --> 00:43:28.510 Yeah, you can't post the same TikTok. 00:43:28.530 --> 00:43:30.450 That's not a unique TikTok. 00:43:30.670 --> 00:43:33.490 But you have to be recreated frame by frame. 00:43:33.750 --> 00:43:40.550 Down to like the same time of day, the same like, everything has to be the same. 00:43:40.890 --> 00:43:41.990 But here's the thing, right? 00:43:42.010 --> 00:43:45.090 You have to get three different people doing the exact same thing. 00:43:46.130 --> 00:43:46.730 Ah, I see. 00:43:47.350 --> 00:43:49.610 And theoretically, you have to get more, right? 00:43:49.630 --> 00:43:52.110 Because you're playing TikTok toe. 00:43:52.310 --> 00:43:52.870 Exactly. 00:43:52.890 --> 00:43:57.530 And that means, yeah, so that's the challenge there is you're gonna have to get a whole bunch of people. 00:43:57.830 --> 00:44:02.470 And, you know, maybe someone does it in many, many years, right? 00:44:03.290 --> 00:44:05.090 But sure, a lot of people are gonna try. 00:44:05.550 --> 00:44:07.030 Tool-assisted TikTok. 00:44:08.290 --> 00:44:09.790 Tool-assisted TikTok. 00:44:09.810 --> 00:44:10.830 We did it, we did it. 00:44:10.850 --> 00:44:12.330 That actually the T- 00:44:12.630 --> 00:44:13.610 TikTok tat. 00:44:14.150 --> 00:44:18.730 It's, yeah, the T in TAS stands for TikTok. 00:44:19.010 --> 00:44:20.530 TikTok Assisted Speedrun. 00:44:22.130 --> 00:44:24.770 You gotta, we've had Twitch play Pokemon. 00:44:24.790 --> 00:44:27.130 Now we have to have TikTok play Pokemon. 00:44:27.910 --> 00:44:29.170 Holy shit. 00:44:29.690 --> 00:44:30.830 Oh, oh God. 00:44:31.010 --> 00:44:40.830 A trend where it's just one person doing one thing in a game and then the next person picks off from that point and continues on and the next person picks off from that point. 00:44:40.970 --> 00:44:43.510 That was possible, but difficult. 00:44:43.530 --> 00:44:44.490 Uh-huh. 00:44:44.970 --> 00:44:51.270 Now, Clair, would you be willing to just, I would just like another craving from you. 00:44:52.010 --> 00:45:01.550 I have a craving that is kind of topical to what we're talking about, because my next craving is I want to be able to choose what the Let's Player does in their video game. 00:45:01.570 --> 00:45:03.670 Holy shit. 00:45:04.550 --> 00:45:05.330 I love this. 00:45:05.690 --> 00:45:06.430 I love this. 00:45:06.530 --> 00:45:07.250 I love this. 00:45:07.490 --> 00:45:12.450 I never watch Let's Plays, and the biggest reason for that is they don't do the right thing. 00:45:13.010 --> 00:45:15.050 They don't go the way I want them to go. 00:45:15.270 --> 00:45:19.210 But also, like, at that point, I might as well just be playing the video game. 00:45:19.230 --> 00:45:25.310 But also, that's the only reason, like, I would watch a Let's Play because I don't want to do the grindy part. 00:45:25.910 --> 00:45:34.650 I want to watch the 20-minute version where they grinded their level offscreen, and now they're back, and now I can control their character. 00:45:34.670 --> 00:45:36.890 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. 00:45:37.170 --> 00:45:37.870 I don't, though. 00:45:37.890 --> 00:45:41.850 You want to play the game, but you want them to do the part that you don't want to do. 00:45:42.150 --> 00:45:43.030 Exactly. 00:45:43.050 --> 00:45:46.790 So, you know, I guess you never played Three Houses, but there's, like... 00:45:47.070 --> 00:45:47.390 No. 00:45:47.930 --> 00:45:54.710 Fire Emblem Three Houses does this thing where if you don't want to fight the fights, you can be, like, auto-fight, and it'll do the whole fight for you. 00:45:55.030 --> 00:46:05.070 And then also, like, you can auto-level, and you can, like, skip the cutscenes, and you can, like, basically pick and choose what parts of the game you want to play, which is, like, sick as hell. 00:46:05.450 --> 00:46:08.710 And I did all of the things. 00:46:08.730 --> 00:46:12.830 Like, I think that's why I got tired of it and only did one of the runs. 00:46:13.710 --> 00:46:16.530 Whereas I was like, I'm gonna pick exactly how everyone levels. 00:46:16.550 --> 00:46:18.770 I'm gonna pick exactly what classes everyone is. 00:46:18.790 --> 00:46:21.270 I'm gonna do every fight, even though it's repetitive. 00:46:21.870 --> 00:46:25.810 And then I, you know, after 80 hours, I was like, okay, I'm gonna go to the next game. 00:46:25.830 --> 00:46:27.790 I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna put this down for a bit. 00:46:28.390 --> 00:46:31.610 I want that, but in more games, and specifically Let's Plays. 00:46:32.070 --> 00:46:33.510 I like Let's Plays. 00:46:34.270 --> 00:46:36.430 I've watched Let's Plays for a long time. 00:46:36.450 --> 00:46:41.750 I watched less now, but I do enjoy often, like, the personality of the Let's Player. 00:46:41.770 --> 00:46:47.210 I like some of the jokes and bits and, like, interesting kind of commentary and stuff like that. 00:46:47.590 --> 00:47:01.470 But the thing that, like, really gets me with Let's Plays is when the person doesn't know what to do in the Let's Play, and I know what to do, or someone who's playing with them knows what to do, but isn't telling them or something, like... 00:47:01.490 --> 00:47:03.290 Does that bug you, or is that good? 00:47:03.310 --> 00:47:04.730 It bothers me. 00:47:04.750 --> 00:47:05.990 It bothers me severely. 00:47:06.050 --> 00:47:10.410 It's like, I'm like, come on, keep playing the game, get through, come on, keep doing it. 00:47:10.570 --> 00:47:18.330 See, I like when it's two people and one of them knows and has played the game before, and one of them is like new to it. 00:47:18.330 --> 00:47:21.430 And then it's like, if someone gets stuck, it's like, okay, I don't know what to do. 00:47:21.810 --> 00:47:28.050 And like, they're not bothered for asking for help because like they're on a video and it's like, oh, well, okay, you just go here next. 00:47:28.710 --> 00:47:30.010 I think that would be ideal. 00:47:30.030 --> 00:47:31.930 Maybe I just want more Let's Plays like that. 00:47:31.950 --> 00:47:35.170 I think that I definitely want more Let's Plays like that. 00:47:35.510 --> 00:47:43.650 The thing that bothers me is there are Let's Plays where it's that, except the person who doesn't know about just like, I wanna experience this stuff for myself. 00:47:43.650 --> 00:47:48.950 And so like, I'll only ask for help if I get really stuck, which is like a totally fair way to wanna experience a game. 00:47:48.970 --> 00:47:51.690 And a lot of people like that style of thing, right? 00:47:51.710 --> 00:47:52.950 Because they're there for the banter. 00:47:52.970 --> 00:47:55.290 But I'm like, I'm there for the banter and the game. 00:47:55.390 --> 00:47:56.970 Don't do that as a Let's Play then. 00:47:57.210 --> 00:47:59.250 Do that as like playing with your friend. 00:47:59.890 --> 00:48:01.950 No, but there are like people who like Let's Plays like that. 00:48:02.030 --> 00:48:02.630 There are like- 00:48:02.650 --> 00:48:07.530 Yeah, I guess there's just people like us who just have a conversation and then post it on the internet. 00:48:08.750 --> 00:48:09.610 Yeah, right? 00:48:09.630 --> 00:48:16.910 Like in general, you know, I don't wanna say that there is like a right or wrong way to do Let's Plays, to do videos, to play games. 00:48:18.090 --> 00:48:22.310 Because I think that there are ways of doing it that resonate differently with different people. 00:48:22.530 --> 00:48:25.170 But personally, it like bugs the hell out of me. 00:48:25.190 --> 00:48:28.370 And I wish like, come on, if you're stuck, just ask for help. 00:48:28.770 --> 00:48:36.810 Maybe we need a new service that focuses on like Let's Plays, but like categorizes the way people play more. 00:48:36.830 --> 00:48:40.250 Like how many people do you want in your Let's Play? 00:48:40.690 --> 00:48:42.230 Do you want them to talk or not? 00:48:42.810 --> 00:48:44.550 What kind of personality do you want? 00:48:44.570 --> 00:48:49.890 Like just commentary on like how the game was made or do you want like funny jokes? 00:48:49.970 --> 00:48:54.010 Like, yeah, I just want to be able to search Let's Plays via that. 00:48:54.530 --> 00:49:07.230 And then to help with your desire to have, to choose kind of what they do, there can be a choose your own adventure section, which is a series of videos in which you get to choose which path they go down, what decisions they make. 00:49:08.610 --> 00:49:17.590 Also, I think a great thing about this new service is we can just sort of screen out all of the shitheads because there's so many Let's Plays shitheads. 00:49:17.610 --> 00:49:18.510 Gamers are banned. 00:49:18.650 --> 00:49:20.450 We're just gonna start it off. 00:49:20.450 --> 00:49:22.930 Gamers are banned from this gaming website. 00:49:23.750 --> 00:49:29.570 It's so tough because it's like, I love watching Let's Plays and I love watching games and stuff. 00:49:29.790 --> 00:49:35.090 But like every time that I like, I'm like, okay, is this person, does this person suck? 00:49:35.110 --> 00:49:37.590 I'll like go and watch one of their videos and be like, God damn it. 00:49:37.870 --> 00:49:39.950 And so, you don't get to decide. 00:49:39.970 --> 00:49:44.390 So, we can just screen all of those out in our new cool site with No Gamers. 00:49:44.790 --> 00:49:46.330 Games no gamers.com. 00:49:47.010 --> 00:49:48.050 Games no gamers.com. 00:49:49.230 --> 00:49:50.770 Games no gamers dot gov. 00:49:52.210 --> 00:49:55.670 I'm pretty sure you can't actually legally buy a dot gov website. 00:49:57.790 --> 00:49:58.550 Dot game. 00:49:58.970 --> 00:50:00.770 Actually, I think that it's a dot game. 00:50:01.150 --> 00:50:03.650 It's no gamers dot game. 00:50:03.990 --> 00:50:05.290 No gamers dot game. 00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:09.570 Tell me about what the Chooser and Adventure thing specifically would be like. 00:50:10.190 --> 00:50:13.770 I think there's like, I can deal with a bit, right? 00:50:13.790 --> 00:50:25.350 Like some, I'm a hypocrite because when I play a game, and I actually try to do this less, but when I play a game, my immediate reaction is, oh, I wanna try and break the game. 00:50:25.370 --> 00:50:31.030 So I go and do all the things that I feel like I shouldn't do first. 00:50:31.490 --> 00:50:36.750 Like I'm gonna go walk to the edge of this map and see if you expected me to walk to the edge of this map. 00:50:36.810 --> 00:50:38.610 And you would be surprised. 00:50:39.090 --> 00:50:45.110 You'd be surprised how many game developers are like, yeah, the player is just gonna do what we expect them to do. 00:50:45.130 --> 00:50:47.730 Because probably most gamers are. 00:50:47.750 --> 00:50:49.810 Most gamers aren't like you. 00:50:49.910 --> 00:50:51.150 I don't try to break the game. 00:50:51.170 --> 00:50:52.130 I try to play the game. 00:50:53.070 --> 00:50:59.290 But at the same time, it's like, I don't wanna watch someone who plays the game like I play the game. 00:50:59.650 --> 00:51:11.670 The reason I would watch a Let's Play is, it's a game that I don't care enough about, where I would want to play the game and learn every little secret of the game, but I still have interest in it. 00:51:12.070 --> 00:51:16.070 An example of this is like Mother, Mother 2 and Mother 3. 00:51:16.090 --> 00:51:18.990 I watched Mother 1 Let's Play recently. 00:51:19.010 --> 00:51:21.630 It was awful, but I suffered through it. 00:51:21.630 --> 00:51:23.490 It was like four hours or something. 00:51:24.530 --> 00:51:30.150 And the Let's Player was bad, but there were no good Let's Plays for Mother 1. 00:51:30.690 --> 00:51:38.650 And then the best Let's Play for Mother 2 is kind of entertaining, but I dropped off and there was just a point where I was like, oh, this actually looks like an entertaining game. 00:51:38.670 --> 00:51:39.450 I want to play it. 00:51:39.730 --> 00:51:42.470 But then I realized it's kind of grindy. 00:51:42.490 --> 00:51:43.470 And so I put it down. 00:51:43.490 --> 00:51:46.070 And so now I've neither watched nor played Mother 2. 00:51:46.090 --> 00:51:48.730 I've only played like the first hour or two of it. 00:51:49.790 --> 00:51:51.630 I see another potential solution here. 00:51:52.030 --> 00:52:08.590 Let's say you wanted to be like, damn, I wish this Let's Player would make the choices I would make, would fit with who I am, would be the type of person I would want to see. 00:52:09.310 --> 00:52:13.090 Well, Clair, you got to become a Let's Player. 00:52:13.450 --> 00:52:15.710 God damn it, I knew you were going to say that. 00:52:16.130 --> 00:52:18.710 Salt Cravings Let's Plays, baby. 00:52:19.470 --> 00:52:20.810 Should we do a Let's Play? 00:52:20.830 --> 00:52:26.090 I don't know, maybe post podcast, we could talk about doing a Let's Play thing. 00:52:26.110 --> 00:52:26.610 That'd be fun. 00:52:26.850 --> 00:52:28.510 What if we just tried it out once? 00:52:28.550 --> 00:52:31.370 What would a game be that you'd want to Let's Play together? 00:52:31.390 --> 00:52:32.810 That's such a good question. 00:52:32.970 --> 00:52:35.690 Would we want to play a game that we've played before or not? 00:52:36.590 --> 00:52:37.510 That's my question. 00:52:37.710 --> 00:52:40.950 Maybe we could do the thing where one of us has played the game before. 00:52:41.270 --> 00:52:41.610 Sure. 00:52:41.630 --> 00:52:44.050 What's a game that one of us has played, but the other hasn't? 00:52:44.450 --> 00:52:49.790 I am currently playing through Indivisible, and I would love to watch you play through Indivisible. 00:52:50.070 --> 00:52:50.710 That sounds fun. 00:52:50.730 --> 00:52:52.010 I would actually love to play that game. 00:52:52.010 --> 00:52:53.810 I saw some talk about it recently. 00:52:54.070 --> 00:52:55.090 I would love to play that game. 00:52:55.490 --> 00:53:03.550 I've been following that game for five years and I got the code to download it like three or four days ago. 00:53:03.570 --> 00:53:10.170 So I've been very excited to play it, and I'm enjoying the first hour or two of the gameplay. 00:53:10.510 --> 00:53:11.110 I like that. 00:53:11.130 --> 00:53:14.050 Let's talk about maybe potentially actually doing this. 00:53:14.150 --> 00:53:15.910 Yeah, we'll see that in the future. 00:53:16.130 --> 00:53:16.690 You know what? 00:53:16.750 --> 00:53:22.430 Hey, maybe we'll just become super popular Let's players, make all of our money, quit our jobs and become gamers. 00:53:22.930 --> 00:53:24.370 Professional gamers. 00:53:24.950 --> 00:53:26.630 That's the future of Salt Cravings. 00:53:27.850 --> 00:53:29.310 Oh, I cringed a little hoof. 00:53:29.570 --> 00:53:32.430 Okay, I think that's it for this craving. 00:53:32.450 --> 00:53:35.130 I need to stop thinking about becoming a professional gamer. 00:53:35.690 --> 00:53:36.750 It's coming, Clair. 00:53:37.230 --> 00:53:37.890 It's coming. 00:53:38.190 --> 00:53:43.050 The gamers are coming in a world where gamers rule. 00:53:46.390 --> 00:53:48.330 In a world run by gamers. 00:53:49.090 --> 00:53:52.570 Only one player, player one can win the day. 00:53:53.050 --> 00:53:55.630 They better get ready, player one. 00:53:56.410 --> 00:53:59.710 So, Clair, you know about Acne? 00:54:00.290 --> 00:54:07.650 Like the one that Road Runner would avoid, but the Coyote would like use to try and kill the Road Runner? 00:54:07.670 --> 00:54:09.190 Yeah, basically that. 00:54:09.610 --> 00:54:11.750 Except this little pimples and stuff on your face. 00:54:12.130 --> 00:54:14.970 Okay, I actually thought I got it for a second. 00:54:15.490 --> 00:54:16.610 No, Acne. 00:54:16.990 --> 00:54:18.890 This one kind of has a little bit of backstory. 00:54:18.950 --> 00:54:26.770 Basically, for a while, I was taking a medication called Spirognolactone, which I no longer take. 00:54:27.390 --> 00:54:38.310 One of the effects of Spirognolactone, ideally potentially like a side effect or something, was that it just gave me really good skin that never kind of broke out with Acne or anything like that. 00:54:38.890 --> 00:54:45.910 Now I don't take it anymore, and now I have Acne, and it bothers me, and I'm trying to find the right solution to it. 00:54:45.930 --> 00:54:50.230 I'm trying to figure out like, is the right call just no products? 00:54:50.350 --> 00:54:53.150 Is the right call some products, right? 00:54:53.170 --> 00:54:54.670 Like what is the solution? 00:54:57.730 --> 00:54:59.090 I don't want to do that. 00:54:59.910 --> 00:55:02.090 Because I like not having to pee all the time. 00:55:02.670 --> 00:55:04.950 So a lot of skincare culture is bullshit. 00:55:04.950 --> 00:55:11.110 A lot of it is like a lot of it is nonsense, and doesn't necessarily... 00:55:11.130 --> 00:55:13.190 It's just another market to make money off of. 00:55:13.330 --> 00:55:16.890 It's just another market to make money off of, and a lot of skincare products don't work at all. 00:55:17.510 --> 00:55:20.670 Yeah, and some of them are actually really bad for you. 00:55:20.830 --> 00:55:27.670 Not just do nothing, but actively cause you to think you need more of them because they are harming you. 00:55:27.930 --> 00:55:31.390 But for some people, there are things that actually do help. 00:55:33.010 --> 00:55:35.690 And it's different for every person. 00:55:35.950 --> 00:55:46.390 And trying to find what actually helps is a very difficult thing, because you're trying to get around marketing and get around nonsense capitalism to actually find if there is a product that's going to work for you. 00:55:46.950 --> 00:55:51.150 Also, potentially damaging your skin as you go through that process of trying to figure that out. 00:55:51.590 --> 00:55:57.770 So, how do we make it so that one can instantly know what product, if any, is going to help their acne? 00:55:58.090 --> 00:55:59.790 Like we could make a litmus test? 00:56:00.390 --> 00:56:05.030 Yeah, I just want to say upfront, having acne is not necessarily a bad thing. 00:56:05.710 --> 00:56:09.690 I just don't like it, you know, that has personal feelings on it. 00:56:09.970 --> 00:56:11.470 I just want to say that up at the top. 00:56:12.790 --> 00:56:13.930 So, a litmus test. 00:56:14.450 --> 00:56:15.050 Yeah. 00:56:15.410 --> 00:56:19.310 So, you know those pimple popper videos? 00:56:24.950 --> 00:56:26.930 So, we're going to make a product. 00:56:27.210 --> 00:56:28.870 It's a two-sided litmus test. 00:56:28.890 --> 00:56:36.690 If you don't remember your high school science, what a litmus test is, is you basically have your solution. 00:56:37.490 --> 00:56:39.330 For example, pimple juice. 00:56:40.170 --> 00:56:50.510 And then you have a litmus test paper, which you would put some of your solution on and it would change color accordingly, depending on the results you would want. 00:56:50.750 --> 00:57:00.570 So, we're going to make a two-sided litmus test paper where you pop your pimple into it and then you put the cream or the other solution, the pimple solution onto it. 00:57:01.010 --> 00:57:03.970 And it's going to have sort of a variety of colors. 00:57:03.970 --> 00:57:14.410 Like, you know, you pop your pimple onto it and then you put the juice, your product juice onto it, and it turns yellow and it's like, oh, this is just going to give you more acne. 00:57:14.430 --> 00:57:16.590 Uh, that's gross. 00:57:16.630 --> 00:57:20.750 And also, I just want to say pimple popping can actually cause acne scars. 00:57:20.770 --> 00:57:23.090 But let's ignore all of that and say this is a great idea. 00:57:24.790 --> 00:57:26.310 I had a pimple popping tool. 00:57:26.710 --> 00:57:31.610 I still have a pimple popping tool. 00:57:31.630 --> 00:57:33.050 A pimple popper pimple popping. 00:57:34.870 --> 00:57:35.310 I see. 00:57:35.470 --> 00:57:37.150 A pimple popper for pimple popping. 00:57:37.470 --> 00:57:40.030 Yeah, that's an interesting idea. 00:57:40.050 --> 00:57:43.370 What if a robot could scan your face and tell you what the right... 00:57:43.710 --> 00:57:44.710 It just takes like... 00:57:44.730 --> 00:57:46.890 It just knows kind of... 00:57:47.130 --> 00:57:49.050 What if you just wore a robot face? 00:57:49.870 --> 00:57:50.590 What if you just... 00:57:50.610 --> 00:57:52.590 Hey, yeah, what if you're just like a robot? 00:57:52.610 --> 00:57:53.350 Wouldn't that be sweet? 00:57:55.970 --> 00:58:02.630 You know, okay, so you get this mask, and it's like a normal covers-your-face mask, except it sort of like... 00:58:02.970 --> 00:58:09.630 It's part machine, and then it like blends with your face perfectly, and it just gives you a new face. 00:58:09.810 --> 00:58:22.250 And so now we've defeated facial recognition technology because you can change what the face looks like every day, and so the facial recognition technologies used by the governments around the world will never know what you actually look like. 00:58:23.370 --> 00:58:23.730 Great. 00:58:23.750 --> 00:58:23.950 Perfect. 00:58:23.970 --> 00:58:24.730 Oh, right, acne. 00:58:24.750 --> 00:58:25.770 This was about acne. 00:58:26.230 --> 00:58:30.470 Yeah, you know, whatever. 00:58:30.830 --> 00:58:45.650 You know, one thing I learned is that the facial recognition industry is suffering right now because apparently masks, it cannot recognize people with their masks on, and that is hurting the facial recognition technology sector. 00:58:46.030 --> 00:58:57.370 Anyways, the people I follow who are, you know, not awful in technology, keep retweeting the article that is talking about this being like, this is such a fucked up way to frame this. 00:58:57.750 --> 00:58:59.550 Yeah, absolutely fucked up. 00:58:59.970 --> 00:59:02.590 I think, I see this as an absolute win. 00:59:02.910 --> 00:59:12.170 So what if we just covered our entire faces with acne, but like a different pattern of acne every day, and so facial recognition technology couldn't track us. 00:59:12.530 --> 00:59:15.310 It's called our acne mask. 00:59:17.750 --> 00:59:20.110 Ask, it's called a Macne, got it, got it. 00:59:20.470 --> 00:59:23.030 You got there in the end, you got there in the end. 00:59:23.490 --> 00:59:24.990 So how does this help my craving? 00:59:25.410 --> 00:59:32.750 You can give yourself cool little like spirally patterns of acne, and then it's cool and it's good. 00:59:32.770 --> 00:59:39.730 I feel like you missed the part where I said acne isn't inherently bad, I just don't like having acne. 00:59:41.290 --> 00:59:43.730 Okay, then you can pick the no acne setting. 00:59:44.250 --> 00:59:46.610 And let my face get recognized by the cops? 00:59:47.010 --> 00:59:47.770 No way. 00:59:48.310 --> 00:59:49.290 I'm just going to wear... 00:59:49.310 --> 00:59:52.450 Well Brianna, it's acne or cops, it's your choice. 00:59:52.470 --> 00:59:54.190 This is the binary of the future. 00:59:54.210 --> 00:59:57.770 Oh, there's only two genders, acne and cop. 00:59:58.590 --> 01:00:00.130 But everything is toxic. 01:00:03.450 --> 01:00:09.190 I'll just simply wear a different type of mask that doesn't have my face showing at all. 01:00:09.670 --> 01:00:11.110 Yeah, I think it's the same mask. 01:00:11.530 --> 01:00:13.830 You can program the mask to have no acne. 01:00:13.850 --> 01:00:14.530 I'm into that. 01:00:14.930 --> 01:00:16.170 No, it just won't show my face. 01:00:16.870 --> 01:00:18.990 Oh, okay, it's like an anonymous mask. 01:00:19.350 --> 01:00:21.530 No, it's not an anonymous mask. 01:00:21.570 --> 01:00:24.830 It is a different mask, it isn't an anonymous mask. 01:00:25.210 --> 01:00:26.930 No, absolutely, no. 01:00:27.090 --> 01:00:28.190 We don't need to, no, no. 01:00:29.850 --> 01:00:32.070 It's a cool mask, it's like a cool mask. 01:00:33.150 --> 01:00:42.050 It's the like, you know how the anonymous mask is like, it's like the theater kid twin mask thing or whatever where one of them is happy and one of them is sad. 01:00:42.070 --> 01:00:49.670 I love that you refer to them as the theater kid twin masks as opposed to the drama representation masks. 01:00:49.970 --> 01:00:50.470 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:00:51.370 --> 01:00:55.370 So like the anonymous mask is the happy one, you just need the sad one. 01:00:55.710 --> 01:01:01.250 Why do I want the sad, I guess, I know, I don't think that that helps either. 01:01:01.270 --> 01:01:09.630 Because then you take it off and everyone's like, oh, I thought you were so sad, but you're actually, you're not, and so this is great. 01:01:09.650 --> 01:01:14.830 Or you are sad and you take it off and people are like, it's okay, because they were kind of expecting you were sad. 01:01:14.850 --> 01:01:23.190 And so they were like, we'll be there for you, because this is the future and empathy is cool, except there are cops who are like anti-empathy. 01:01:23.210 --> 01:01:26.950 This is why we live in the anti-cop side of things. 01:01:27.350 --> 01:01:29.110 What if empathy was illegal? 01:01:32.950 --> 01:01:34.390 You mean like in our world? 01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:36.290 Yeah, yeah, pretty much. 01:01:36.630 --> 01:01:39.130 I, you know, it's a tough time. 01:01:40.230 --> 01:01:40.890 Moving on. 01:01:41.710 --> 01:01:42.770 So it's not a mask? 01:01:45.710 --> 01:01:47.770 Are there non-mask options for this? 01:01:48.210 --> 01:01:55.390 Do you remember the like purple plastic Game Boy and Game Boy Advance and also like N64 controller? 01:01:55.410 --> 01:01:57.650 Let's see through purple plastic. 01:01:57.670 --> 01:01:59.050 What if that but a mask? 01:01:59.510 --> 01:02:04.010 I literally just said to you, what are the non-mask options for this? 01:02:04.250 --> 01:02:04.870 That's fair. 01:02:04.870 --> 01:02:10.030 I was trying to see if you would take to my like cool purple plastic. 01:02:10.050 --> 01:02:13.110 You can see the wires mask because I want that. 01:02:13.130 --> 01:02:16.250 I mean, I think that you should have the option to have that. 01:02:16.290 --> 01:02:21.530 I think you should have the option to do that with basically like your whole, all of your body, just everything. 01:02:21.550 --> 01:02:25.030 I'm just going to show off the circuits that run through my entire body. 01:02:25.210 --> 01:02:26.450 Yes, as you do. 01:02:28.190 --> 01:02:38.310 What if there was like a pair of glasses that when you put them on, it like Invisalign your face with anti-acne cream? 01:02:38.610 --> 01:02:42.630 You know Invisalign, the like invisible retainer? 01:02:42.650 --> 01:02:44.770 But like, what if that for your face? 01:02:45.290 --> 01:02:47.890 It's technically a mask, but it's not a mask. 01:02:47.910 --> 01:02:48.470 It's an InvisiMask. 01:02:48.490 --> 01:02:52.290 I was going to say, I love that this outfit is still technically a mask. 01:02:52.610 --> 01:02:54.150 I'm feeling it more than the others. 01:02:54.350 --> 01:02:59.610 Isn't like, if you put cream on your whole face, isn't that just a cream mask in the end? 01:02:59.630 --> 01:03:00.210 Yes, it is. 01:03:00.330 --> 01:03:01.070 It's called... 01:03:01.230 --> 01:03:02.710 Those exist. 01:03:02.910 --> 01:03:03.830 A cream mask? 01:03:03.850 --> 01:03:05.010 They're called cream masks? 01:03:05.370 --> 01:03:06.010 I don't think that... 01:03:06.310 --> 01:03:07.110 What are they called? 01:03:07.210 --> 01:03:08.250 They're called face masks. 01:03:08.550 --> 01:03:11.810 Yeah, they're just called face masks, which is weird because they're all face masks. 01:03:12.010 --> 01:03:12.430 Right? 01:03:12.450 --> 01:03:13.910 Every mask is a face mask. 01:03:13.930 --> 01:03:14.610 Wait, wait, wait. 01:03:14.630 --> 01:03:16.510 Can we talk about not face masks? 01:03:16.690 --> 01:03:18.190 What's a not face mask? 01:03:18.310 --> 01:03:19.230 Let's talk about... 01:03:19.710 --> 01:03:21.530 What about like an arm mask? 01:03:21.810 --> 01:03:23.710 Great, glad we went two different directions there. 01:03:23.890 --> 01:03:28.130 I mean, I think a titty mask is a bra, and I think an arm mask is a sleeve. 01:03:29.570 --> 01:03:31.130 We're just inventing clothing. 01:03:31.210 --> 01:03:32.950 Okay, so back to Acne. 01:03:36.010 --> 01:03:36.590 Oh, God. 01:03:36.610 --> 01:03:41.370 I can totally imagine someone trying to sell like clothing that fights Acne. 01:03:41.390 --> 01:03:43.030 It kind of reminds me. 01:03:43.050 --> 01:03:54.310 Did you see where someone reinvented the lunch hour during the pandemic where they were like, we gave our employees one hour to do whatever they wanted. 01:03:54.330 --> 01:03:57.250 And this is how we're promoting good health. 01:03:58.110 --> 01:04:04.290 There's so many moments of people in like tech reinventing things that everyone else has already been doing. 01:04:05.390 --> 01:04:15.950 This is what happens when you have like a high productive goal and like a lot of people who are just struggling to come up with concepts to try and make a quota. 01:04:16.490 --> 01:04:23.690 Well, if they can just get to work on some of our anti-acne robot products, that would be just super great. 01:04:23.870 --> 01:04:28.270 I still like the glasses that give you a little squirt every time you put them on your face. 01:04:28.850 --> 01:04:31.590 I am not certain about that one. 01:04:31.610 --> 01:04:32.470 I'm going to be honest with you. 01:04:32.810 --> 01:04:34.430 You don't want the squirt glasses? 01:04:34.790 --> 01:04:36.970 I don't know that I want the squirt glasses. 01:04:37.030 --> 01:04:38.390 We've had Google Glass. 01:04:38.410 --> 01:04:40.030 Now get ready for squirt glass. 01:04:40.450 --> 01:04:41.670 I don't see what it helps. 01:04:41.710 --> 01:04:42.830 I don't see how it helps. 01:04:42.910 --> 01:04:44.030 It helps your acne. 01:04:44.330 --> 01:04:44.630 How? 01:04:45.070 --> 01:04:45.470 I don't know. 01:04:45.490 --> 01:04:49.610 It gives you acne in the various ways that you want your acne, and in your case, that's none. 01:04:49.850 --> 01:04:59.150 So actually what it sounds like is that you decided to focus on the glasses part rather than the magic anti-acne cream, which is actually just what I want. 01:04:59.430 --> 01:05:00.470 I've figured it out. 01:05:00.810 --> 01:05:06.570 So do you know in Animal Crossing, you can like pick a tree up and then put it somewhere else? 01:05:07.110 --> 01:05:17.050 What if we just had a little like pimple shovel, an acne shovel where you could like take the pimple and put it somewhere else? 01:05:20.650 --> 01:05:21.810 Look, you're gonna... 01:05:21.990 --> 01:05:23.130 What do you want from me? 01:05:23.130 --> 01:05:24.770 You want to get rid of your acne? 01:05:26.370 --> 01:05:27.450 What do you want me to do? 01:05:27.470 --> 01:05:30.230 Where do you want me to put your acne? 01:05:30.290 --> 01:05:34.110 I have a pile of your acne here now and I need to put it somewhere. 01:05:34.130 --> 01:05:38.270 I've shoveled the acne off your face and I just have a pile of acne now. 01:05:39.050 --> 01:05:40.470 I need to put it somewhere. 01:05:40.950 --> 01:05:47.690 The thing that this would do is it would just make the acne worse because it's irritating the skin. 01:05:47.910 --> 01:05:49.170 That's the beautiful thing. 01:05:49.450 --> 01:05:54.510 Just like in Animal Crossing, you just kick the hole over and it's fine. 01:05:57.170 --> 01:05:58.550 And there's no damage at all. 01:05:58.850 --> 01:06:04.690 Yeah, you pat the skin with the shovel and it closes the skin and it's soft and smooth. 01:06:05.010 --> 01:06:05.850 It makes it soft even. 01:06:05.870 --> 01:06:07.870 How painful is this? 01:06:08.250 --> 01:06:10.290 I mean, how painful is ripping up a tree? 01:06:13.850 --> 01:06:16.570 For the tree, probably pretty painful. 01:06:16.590 --> 01:06:18.630 Yeah, probably pretty painful. 01:06:18.930 --> 01:06:19.370 Great. 01:06:19.590 --> 01:06:21.670 What's the price of no acne, Brianna? 01:06:21.690 --> 01:06:22.510 How much pain? 01:06:23.050 --> 01:06:25.850 What would you pain for an acne bar? 01:06:26.090 --> 01:06:28.370 Probably not that much, to be honest. 01:06:28.950 --> 01:06:29.650 Yeah, that's fair. 01:06:29.670 --> 01:06:31.890 Well, I guess you're gonna live with some acne now, I guess. 01:06:32.430 --> 01:06:40.090 I just love on our show that our solutions to problems always have some sort of monkey paw-esque, like, negative to them. 01:06:40.110 --> 01:06:43.090 Because it's too easy just to think that things could work out. 01:06:43.570 --> 01:06:45.050 Things don't just work. 01:06:45.050 --> 01:06:46.430 They always have bugs. 01:06:47.030 --> 01:06:48.410 Or their bugs are a feature. 01:06:48.490 --> 01:06:50.070 Maybe the pain is a feature. 01:06:50.070 --> 01:06:52.270 Maybe this is a solution for. 01:07:07.930 --> 01:07:10.430 At Salt Cravings on Facebook, Twitter, and. 01:07:22.730 --> 01:07:26.350 You can give us money on Patreon, give us a dollar there. 01:07:26.730 --> 01:07:27.210 Thank you. 01:08:54.091 --> 01:08:54.991 Yeah, I can do that. 01:08:55.011 --> 01:08:57.811 I think I can manage that. 01:08:57.831 --> 01:09:02.171 Also Happy 420. 01:09:02.191 --> 01:09:03.931 Yeah, please it. 01:09:06.351 --> 01:09:07.251 Jesus Christ.