WEBVTT 00:00:25.930 --> 00:00:29.450 Hello, everyone, and welcome back. 00:00:29.490 --> 00:00:37.550 We are back here watching the Cravings Stocks again today at the Salt Cravings Stock Exchange. 00:00:37.970 --> 00:00:39.010 My name is Brianna. 00:00:39.090 --> 00:00:44.230 I'm a well-known economist, Cravings economist in the area. 00:00:44.990 --> 00:00:47.050 Oh, and my name's Clair. 00:00:47.070 --> 00:00:49.910 I'm the fast-talking Cravens investor. 00:00:49.930 --> 00:00:55.090 I know all the best Cravings to invest in and the ones that you should pull out. 00:00:55.550 --> 00:00:56.630 Yes, absolutely. 00:00:56.650 --> 00:00:57.290 We are here. 00:00:57.310 --> 00:01:00.570 We are experts about Cravings and the Cravings Stocks. 00:01:00.590 --> 00:01:05.430 As you can see, we're seeing, I think today we're seeing some fluctuations. 00:01:05.770 --> 00:01:09.510 Some people are craving some things and they're not craving other things. 00:01:09.530 --> 00:01:12.570 And we've decided to base the entire economy on this. 00:01:13.030 --> 00:01:13.450 So- 00:01:13.470 --> 00:01:17.230 I mean, the whole Crave economy is like in flux right now. 00:01:17.390 --> 00:01:20.190 And people are just like losing money left and right. 00:01:20.210 --> 00:01:22.970 We're, sorry, losing Cravings left and right. 00:01:22.990 --> 00:01:26.130 And some people are just getting Cravings thrown at them. 00:01:26.370 --> 00:01:27.430 They just can't stop it. 00:01:27.710 --> 00:01:28.990 It's a pile of Cravings. 00:01:29.470 --> 00:01:36.370 Yeah, there's, you can see here that some people have more Cravings than they could possibly use. 00:01:36.650 --> 00:01:39.950 Whereas other people are having Cravings just ripped from their hands. 00:01:40.130 --> 00:01:43.390 But unfortunately, there's no way for us to do anything about this. 00:01:43.870 --> 00:01:49.150 You know, I even heard that Crave Kisos got two billion Cravings recently. 00:01:50.030 --> 00:01:52.570 I, yes, I believe I also heard that. 00:01:52.590 --> 00:01:55.110 It was something, something along those lines. 00:01:55.690 --> 00:01:58.210 Anyways, you know what we do to people with too many Cravings? 00:01:59.010 --> 00:02:03.970 Well, of course I know, but, but please, please tell it to the people. 00:02:04.250 --> 00:02:06.670 We ask them politely to do something. 00:02:06.770 --> 00:02:10.110 And then we, and then we, and then we, and then we say, please. 00:02:10.530 --> 00:02:12.630 Yeah, and then sometimes we vote. 00:02:12.810 --> 00:02:17.270 And that's the extent of anything that we're capable of doing. 00:02:17.850 --> 00:02:21.210 Voting is the only way that you can make the cravings change hands. 00:02:21.210 --> 00:02:23.970 It's, it's, it, no one has ever thought of a better way. 00:02:23.990 --> 00:02:26.130 It's weird. 00:02:26.270 --> 00:02:28.810 There's literally nothing else that anyone can do. 00:02:28.870 --> 00:02:42.990 And if anyone tries to tell you that there's something else that they can do, they're lying to you and trying to get you to be involved with anti-craving activists who want all cravings to be destroyed. 00:02:43.010 --> 00:02:50.650 You want to take your cravings, the ones that you love and believe in over other people's lives. 00:02:51.370 --> 00:02:56.350 Some people's cravings are just so much more important than other people's lives, obviously. 00:02:56.370 --> 00:03:00.010 We wouldn't want to remove their cravings from them. 00:03:00.150 --> 00:03:02.050 That would be a horde. 00:03:02.630 --> 00:03:03.110 Of course. 00:03:03.270 --> 00:03:12.790 We condemn everything that is anti-craving, everything that uses violence to talk about cravings. 00:03:13.370 --> 00:03:15.890 We don't use violence. 00:03:15.990 --> 00:03:17.170 We have never talked about it. 00:03:17.190 --> 00:03:21.550 We have never done one craving that involved violence at all. 00:03:21.970 --> 00:03:28.470 And we have never done any cravings that involved the oppression of people, that we never solved a craving. 00:03:28.870 --> 00:03:30.330 We don't talk about oppression. 00:03:30.350 --> 00:03:32.110 We've never talked about oppression. 00:03:32.390 --> 00:03:33.210 We certainly never- 00:03:33.230 --> 00:03:34.530 Dystopias aren't real, Brianna. 00:03:34.790 --> 00:03:44.990 Yeah, we've also definitely never solved a craving in a way that would theoretically or potentially harm someone in any way. 00:03:45.510 --> 00:03:46.830 That is not our business here. 00:03:47.170 --> 00:03:51.010 Our business is ideas and is spotlighting some cravings. 00:03:51.030 --> 00:03:54.310 So, Clair, I think today we're going to spotlight some of our favorite cravings. 00:03:54.690 --> 00:04:00.310 Some of the ones that are doing particularly well in the stocks, the craving stocks. 00:04:00.650 --> 00:04:04.250 Yeah, I've been following this one craving for a couple weeks now. 00:04:04.670 --> 00:04:07.670 I'm sure you're very familiar with this, Brianna. 00:04:07.970 --> 00:04:11.930 Because I got into Blaseball a couple weeks ago. 00:04:13.050 --> 00:04:21.370 Well, I should say, after watching enough of Twitter, talk about Blaseball, and I don't even remember what it was. 00:04:21.390 --> 00:04:24.530 I think I was just like, the week was starting. 00:04:24.630 --> 00:04:26.990 And so that means like everything gets reset. 00:04:27.330 --> 00:04:31.630 And I was like, I guess if I'm going to get into it, this is the time. 00:04:31.650 --> 00:04:35.410 And then I played Blaseball for a week, and I was like, oh, cool. 00:04:35.450 --> 00:04:38.430 Like I can, it tells you the percentage of somebody winning. 00:04:38.450 --> 00:04:45.470 So you can just sort of put your money on a thing and do to a random, how random walk and how math works. 00:04:46.310 --> 00:04:47.750 You could just get more and more money. 00:04:47.770 --> 00:04:54.810 I was like, oh, I'll use like 20% of my money to influence the elections. 00:04:55.610 --> 00:05:00.410 And then I will use more money next time to help my team even more. 00:05:00.430 --> 00:05:02.170 And I'll just like play for two weeks. 00:05:03.930 --> 00:05:14.490 And then I learned that Blaseball has an eat the rich rule where all of my money got taken from me, which basically made me stop playing Blaseball. 00:05:14.770 --> 00:05:17.530 But I realized what I liked about Blaseball. 00:05:17.990 --> 00:05:19.750 I want a Blaseball tapper. 00:05:19.770 --> 00:05:22.070 I want a Blaseball idle game. 00:05:22.590 --> 00:05:28.750 I downloaded two idle games after I was like, I'm not into Blaseball anymore. 00:05:29.130 --> 00:05:30.830 And I don't like either of them either. 00:05:30.910 --> 00:05:39.830 And I realized the beautiful thing about Blaseball is you look at it once an hour, and then you can't do anything with it anymore. 00:05:39.850 --> 00:05:43.190 Like you can watch the games, but I'm going to be real, I did not. 00:05:44.190 --> 00:05:45.730 I get that people like doing that. 00:05:45.770 --> 00:05:49.130 It was not very amusing to me to just watch the games. 00:05:49.530 --> 00:05:54.970 And you just basically see your money, your number gets bigger, you know, just like a tapper. 00:05:55.470 --> 00:05:59.490 That's the point of like cookie clicker, or what was the ones that I downloaded? 00:06:00.250 --> 00:06:01.590 I wanted the sci-fi ones. 00:06:01.650 --> 00:06:03.790 One of them was about building a bigger universe. 00:06:03.930 --> 00:06:07.170 One of them was about shooting monsters in a tank. 00:06:07.210 --> 00:06:08.790 I liked the universe one more. 00:06:09.850 --> 00:06:19.290 So I've been craving a Blaseball tapper, or just an exponential tapper, rather than tap as fast as you can. 00:06:19.310 --> 00:06:21.310 I don't want to constantly be tapping. 00:06:21.330 --> 00:06:24.850 I want to look at it once an hour at most, and then ignore it. 00:06:25.310 --> 00:06:30.770 I mean, I can introduce you to the two best kind of clicker games that I have on my phone. 00:06:33.010 --> 00:06:34.270 One is Egg Inc. 00:06:34.750 --> 00:06:36.250 It's all about making eggs. 00:06:37.390 --> 00:06:39.310 This one, I don't know. 00:06:39.510 --> 00:06:41.430 It's like, well, you have chickens, right? 00:06:41.530 --> 00:06:49.170 I like it in the way that it doesn't feel super exploitative in terms of it's like, you know, if you want to pay money model. 00:06:49.550 --> 00:06:51.970 Right, that was another thing I really liked about Blaseball. 00:06:52.190 --> 00:06:54.850 There was no money, there was no real money involved. 00:06:55.190 --> 00:06:57.890 That's one of the benefits of Blaseball. 00:06:57.910 --> 00:07:00.250 I'm subscribed to their Patreon, but that's about it. 00:07:00.350 --> 00:07:06.050 But it does have some weird shit, like one of the things that you can buy is like union busting and stuff. 00:07:06.070 --> 00:07:09.130 It's like kind of a fucking shitty capitalist simulator. 00:07:09.670 --> 00:07:14.670 The other one that I liked a lot more, but I just beat, I think, too quickly. 00:07:14.870 --> 00:07:17.610 There's a crazy taxi clicker game. 00:07:17.630 --> 00:07:29.770 And that one's fun in that it just has some like cool characters, like the drivers have little phrases and characterizations, and they're kind of, some of them are fun. 00:07:30.350 --> 00:07:34.070 They're canon non-binary characters, which is wild to me. 00:07:34.550 --> 00:07:36.930 What in, wait, what is this game again? 00:07:37.670 --> 00:07:38.910 It is called- 00:07:38.970 --> 00:07:40.130 Crazy Taxi? 00:07:40.350 --> 00:07:48.070 Yeah, so Crazy Taxi, I mean, is an old Sega game, but they have a specific clicker game that's Crazy Taxi Tycoon or whatever. 00:07:48.490 --> 00:08:09.490 And it just is basically you and a whole bunch of taxi drivers trying to beat Future Uber at being the best taxi company and just smashing up the entire roadways, crashing into cars, destroying cop cars, doing everything you can to get your fares in on time to beat Future Uber. 00:08:10.510 --> 00:08:12.190 God, some of these things sound good. 00:08:12.210 --> 00:08:18.250 Yeah, no, it's kind of a fun, like there's something charming, I think, about it. 00:08:18.470 --> 00:08:25.770 There's definitely, I think the characters are fun and the world is kind of like corny punk, you know? 00:08:25.790 --> 00:08:28.970 But it's like vaguely charming. 00:08:29.330 --> 00:08:31.390 And I had fun playing it. 00:08:31.390 --> 00:08:35.310 I think it's all right in terms of like, oh yeah, you check in every hour. 00:08:35.330 --> 00:08:38.030 I did definitely play it that way. 00:08:38.410 --> 00:08:39.390 So I don't know. 00:08:39.450 --> 00:08:41.450 Yeah, those are my recommendations. 00:08:41.470 --> 00:09:03.390 But all that aside, we do need a Blaseball clicker game, because I think for me, the appeal of Blaseball is similar-ish to the appeal of the clicker game, but it's so much more like for me in terms of like about like, oh yeah, I'm gonna cheer for this team, and I'm gonna like watch these games and get invested in like this sports way. 00:09:03.650 --> 00:09:08.190 But I do think the idea of a Blaseball clicker game is a very good idea. 00:09:08.430 --> 00:09:09.630 I was thinking about this. 00:09:09.650 --> 00:09:20.050 I was trying to like, well, I realized that the power of Blaseball is in order to win at Blaseball, you literally have to be part of the community. 00:09:20.370 --> 00:09:23.890 The thing about like Blaseball was I'm gonna be real. 00:09:23.910 --> 00:09:33.090 I never truly was that interested in joining a Discord to talk about Harambe Light Tapper or whatever the names of the players are. 00:09:33.110 --> 00:09:37.510 We're gonna have to put some respect on the Blaseball players' fucking names. 00:09:37.830 --> 00:09:41.810 Fucking Dominic Marijuana and Jessica Telephone have earned your respect. 00:09:43.750 --> 00:09:45.670 I don't know who those are, nor do I care. 00:09:45.670 --> 00:09:49.830 But yeah, that's what I mean. 00:09:49.850 --> 00:09:52.630 And I think it's cool that the community is formed. 00:09:52.650 --> 00:10:00.270 I think it's cool that there are like so many fan artists, that there's like entire Discord's talking, but like that's not what I went into wanting. 00:10:00.310 --> 00:10:05.950 And so that is I think the biggest reason why it was not for me. 00:10:06.590 --> 00:10:12.670 But I was trying to reconcile like, okay, how could we make a tapper that promotes community? 00:10:13.010 --> 00:10:17.090 And then I was like, oh wait, am I remaking Farmville? 00:10:17.490 --> 00:10:20.730 I think there is a Farmville-esque quality to it. 00:10:22.030 --> 00:10:24.390 Farmville, but it's in a baseball stadium. 00:10:26.230 --> 00:10:32.970 We all know that the Blaseball gods and the Blaseball commissioner are doing a great job. 00:10:33.050 --> 00:10:35.470 And everyone involved in Blaseball is doing a great job. 00:10:35.730 --> 00:10:37.370 Okay, what is the meme behind that? 00:10:37.390 --> 00:10:38.410 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:10:38.670 --> 00:10:40.150 What is the meaning behind that? 00:10:40.250 --> 00:10:43.930 I've seen it tweeted like twice now, and it's on a banner. 00:10:43.950 --> 00:10:46.770 It's a meme to say the Blaseball commissioner is doing a great job. 00:10:47.090 --> 00:10:54.790 Because the meme is that you can't criticize the Blaseball commissioner because it's not allowed. 00:10:55.010 --> 00:10:57.350 Well, he's doing a great job. 00:10:59.310 --> 00:11:03.810 And also the joke is it's just an unpaid intern being forced to do it. 00:11:06.130 --> 00:11:11.070 The joke of Blaseball is, of course, that Blaseball is unethical, right? 00:11:11.090 --> 00:11:19.530 The whole thing is these players are forced to play game upon game with no break for your amusement. 00:11:19.550 --> 00:11:21.590 What's it say on the Blaseball homepage? 00:11:21.650 --> 00:11:22.130 It says... 00:11:23.730 --> 00:11:27.750 Let me find the Blaseball homepage just to read for you. 00:11:28.330 --> 00:11:31.810 Blaseball is baseball at your mercy, baseball perfected. 00:11:32.050 --> 00:11:33.290 Our players are inhuman. 00:11:33.390 --> 00:11:35.710 They play day and night, rain or shine. 00:11:35.730 --> 00:11:36.790 They never grow sick. 00:11:36.810 --> 00:11:37.790 They never tire. 00:11:38.050 --> 00:11:39.830 This is our gift to you, the fans. 00:11:40.070 --> 00:11:40.850 We hear your prayers. 00:11:40.870 --> 00:11:41.850 But like some of them die. 00:11:42.970 --> 00:11:43.390 Uh-huh. 00:11:43.990 --> 00:11:44.430 That's... 00:11:44.770 --> 00:11:46.330 Okay, they do retire then. 00:11:46.350 --> 00:11:46.610 What? 00:11:46.630 --> 00:11:47.390 Yes, of course. 00:11:47.710 --> 00:11:48.550 We hear your prayers. 00:11:48.570 --> 00:11:48.910 So they do retire. 00:11:48.930 --> 00:11:50.210 This is false advertising. 00:11:50.230 --> 00:11:51.610 I'm gonna sue Blaseball. 00:11:51.910 --> 00:11:53.610 Here's the thing, right? 00:11:54.230 --> 00:11:56.210 Death is just extra retirement. 00:11:56.590 --> 00:12:07.370 There's this entire kind of subplot to Blaseball that's happening that is like showing the way that people, that fandom expects sports to run is unethical, right? 00:12:07.390 --> 00:12:11.410 That sports fandom expects sports to run is like unethical and unreasonable. 00:12:11.730 --> 00:12:17.450 And that the way that commissioners and people in charge of different sports leagues is unethical. 00:12:17.650 --> 00:12:25.010 Blaseball is basically, I've seen it compared to, and I like this comparison, I've seen it compared to a legacy game. 00:12:25.250 --> 00:12:30.210 And I also think having a legacy part of a tapper would be very funny. 00:12:31.470 --> 00:12:40.730 So, so my idea for this tapper is what if instead of playing against each other and us all fighting each other, Blaseball united. 00:12:41.130 --> 00:12:42.270 Community tapping. 00:12:42.430 --> 00:12:43.370 This is what I'm saying. 00:12:43.590 --> 00:12:54.130 What if we weren't, our teams divided fighting each other, but we were fighting the corporate, we were fighting the corporate owners of Blaseball as a team. 00:12:54.610 --> 00:13:08.870 And so when we tap, we, I don't know, throw baseballs, Blaseballs, I guess, at the corporate owners and try to overpower them so that we may play Blaseball eternal. 00:13:09.470 --> 00:13:16.930 We can unionize and get, what would be the name of the unionized Blaseball team? 00:13:17.030 --> 00:13:30.230 So there is actually a, I guess, there is a Blaseball union that is basically constantly like the Blaseball Players Union, which the description is, we are all love Blaseball. 00:13:30.250 --> 00:13:34.070 The official account for the Blaseball Players Union at Blaseball Commissioners doing a great job. 00:13:34.090 --> 00:13:40.150 We just like to stop dying, which is like, so good. 00:13:40.810 --> 00:13:42.590 Oh, so it's the Blaseball Immortals. 00:13:42.670 --> 00:13:43.970 That's the union team. 00:13:44.010 --> 00:13:44.410 Yeah. 00:13:44.550 --> 00:13:46.490 Of the Blaseball Immortals. 00:13:47.230 --> 00:13:48.790 And that's what the tapper is called. 00:13:48.810 --> 00:13:50.150 It's Blaseball Immortal. 00:13:53.970 --> 00:13:55.050 Blaseball, uh, yeah. 00:13:55.450 --> 00:13:56.690 Blaseball is one. 00:13:56.710 --> 00:14:00.490 Blaseball for one. 00:14:01.130 --> 00:14:02.430 Yes, Blaseball. 00:14:03.210 --> 00:14:04.190 Blaseball. 00:14:04.390 --> 00:14:06.290 You got it. 00:14:06.310 --> 00:14:06.890 You can do it. 00:14:07.090 --> 00:14:11.430 Blaseball for one, and one for Blaseball. 00:14:13.110 --> 00:14:14.430 And here's what I'm thinking. 00:14:14.630 --> 00:14:18.470 The tapper, the community is trying to work together. 00:14:18.870 --> 00:14:21.330 We can all be players of Blaseball, right? 00:14:21.350 --> 00:14:24.290 We all make our own Blaseball players. 00:14:24.750 --> 00:14:28.370 The thing that everyone wanted from Blaseball was to play Blaseball. 00:14:28.430 --> 00:14:31.130 Yes, that is definitely what I got from Blaseball. 00:14:31.310 --> 00:14:45.370 We can all be Blaseball players rising up against the Blaseball gods, and together, as a community, we can make strategic decisions to try and defeat the Blaseball gods. 00:14:45.390 --> 00:14:48.770 And at the end of every week, then the story progresses, right? 00:14:48.790 --> 00:14:50.550 It is like a legacy game in that way. 00:14:50.650 --> 00:14:54.550 Yeah, and I also want to keep the once-an-hour thing. 00:14:54.570 --> 00:14:59.070 That is genuinely probably my favorite thing, is looking at it for once an hour. 00:14:59.090 --> 00:15:02.210 I think it's so easy, right? 00:15:02.510 --> 00:15:11.230 Once an hour, you get a three-minute window where you can take your batting turn, and for three minutes, you can tap. 00:15:11.250 --> 00:15:11.890 You get your three... 00:15:11.910 --> 00:15:19.850 And it's anywhere, if it's the end of the hour, you can tap for three minutes, and then the hour rolls over, and your three minutes are given back. 00:15:20.270 --> 00:15:21.470 Again, that was one thing. 00:15:21.490 --> 00:15:31.910 It wasn't like, I bet, and then an hour from now, from when I bet, it was every hour on the dot, a new sort of betting thing started. 00:15:31.930 --> 00:15:36.270 So you get your thing reloaded, and there's no money, you can't buy more taps. 00:15:36.290 --> 00:15:38.490 You can't, no, you're not allowed. 00:15:38.770 --> 00:15:45.110 You get as many taps as you can possibly do for a three-minute window every hour, and that's it. 00:15:45.550 --> 00:15:53.150 Now, my main concern with having everyone be at the same hour is that's gonna slow that shit down so fucking bad. 00:15:53.510 --> 00:15:56.490 So that is my only concern. 00:15:56.930 --> 00:16:03.570 Okay, well, if you're concerned about the server load, I'll tell you right now, there's a smart way to develop this as a developer. 00:16:03.590 --> 00:16:07.650 I can tell you, I can already, I'm a junior, and I'm not actually a junior developer anymore. 00:16:07.830 --> 00:16:13.310 I can tell you, there's an easy way to make this not destroy a server completely. 00:16:13.330 --> 00:16:15.430 Okay, so then never mind. 00:16:15.810 --> 00:16:16.510 Let's do it. 00:16:16.530 --> 00:16:27.910 Let's, yeah, every hour on the hour, we all must tap to go up to bat, and once we play enough Blaseball, we will conquer Blaseball. 00:16:28.070 --> 00:16:28.830 What are we tapping? 00:16:28.850 --> 00:16:36.410 Because like, for example, in the, I don't know about your games, but in the Galaxy game I was making, what I was making was matter. 00:16:36.710 --> 00:16:43.090 Every time I tapped, little matter particles happen, and then if two matter particles collide, I get points. 00:16:43.230 --> 00:16:47.090 The UI sucked, but it was probably one of the best tappers I found. 00:16:47.250 --> 00:16:52.470 And then there was one that was like a tank, and it was just shooting, which I guess is, you know, that's pretty generic. 00:16:52.710 --> 00:17:07.970 My two were like, you would tap at specific places on the screen to either pick up customers for driving your taxi and stuff like that, or, and in the other one was you would like hold the button down or tap really fast if you wanted to, you could just hold the button down to breed chicken. 00:17:08.550 --> 00:17:15.190 Not to be very particular with this, but one of them was like, you could just press a button and it will automatically do it for you. 00:17:15.230 --> 00:17:18.290 And to me, that's like, why am I playing this game? 00:17:18.390 --> 00:17:22.930 I want to be tapping, but also I want to tap anywhere on the screen. 00:17:22.970 --> 00:17:27.070 Like I don't want to be thinking about, I don't even want to like look at the screen sometimes. 00:17:27.090 --> 00:17:29.690 Like I just want to like be tapping. 00:17:29.770 --> 00:17:33.510 Like I could use maybe five fingers at once and tap on the screen wherever. 00:17:34.110 --> 00:17:35.230 So what are we doing though? 00:17:35.550 --> 00:17:43.010 So you know how the core of any baseball slash place ball game is pitching, right? 00:17:43.030 --> 00:17:48.870 Because that's really, that's really, there's no one more important on that field than a pitcher, really, if you think about it. 00:17:48.890 --> 00:17:50.490 What about the catcher? 00:17:50.930 --> 00:17:51.850 What's the catcher do? 00:17:51.970 --> 00:17:53.470 No, tell me, what's the catcher do? 00:17:53.810 --> 00:17:57.170 They catch the ball so that the game doesn't take 10 billion years. 00:17:57.190 --> 00:17:58.750 Yeah, but you know what the pitcher does? 00:17:59.170 --> 00:18:01.350 The pitcher can get everyone out. 00:18:01.370 --> 00:18:04.870 If the pitcher pitches a perfect game, no one else on their team has to do their job. 00:18:04.890 --> 00:18:06.070 That is just true. 00:18:06.450 --> 00:18:07.610 That's true, you know? 00:18:07.630 --> 00:18:08.790 Yeah, that's true. 00:18:08.810 --> 00:18:09.950 It's really fucked up. 00:18:10.210 --> 00:18:12.990 And so we should just all be pitchers, right? 00:18:13.010 --> 00:18:16.490 The best way to fight back is to all pitch balls. 00:18:16.510 --> 00:18:19.590 And so I think when you tap, you pitch. 00:18:19.610 --> 00:18:20.950 Oh, you're like winding up. 00:18:21.090 --> 00:18:23.950 At the end of the hour, you're gonna make the perfect pitch. 00:18:24.610 --> 00:18:27.450 And you are winding up the energy. 00:18:27.470 --> 00:18:29.210 Everyone's contributing. 00:18:29.210 --> 00:18:32.790 And the reason why it's rapid tapping is because you're not just pitching one ball. 00:18:33.090 --> 00:18:34.910 You have so many balls in that glove. 00:18:35.330 --> 00:18:36.470 You are winding up. 00:18:36.490 --> 00:18:41.670 You've been just picking up the balls, putting them into your massive huge glove because that's Blaseball. 00:18:42.650 --> 00:18:53.390 Right, you're gonna throw all the balls at once, and then you're gonna get all of the outs, and you're just gonna end the game because you threw all the balls at once in the game, and then the game is over because they couldn't hit any of the balls. 00:18:53.410 --> 00:18:55.330 Yeah, I mean, I think it's that. 00:18:55.330 --> 00:19:01.710 And also, you know, in general, I think, what are you really throwing it at, right? 00:19:01.710 --> 00:19:07.410 Because you're not throwing it at another Blaseball player, you're throwing it at the Blaseball gods, right? 00:19:07.430 --> 00:19:16.150 So maybe you're just throwing them into the kind of void, and it just, like, is, you know, and you're just trying to see how many strikes you can get. 00:19:16.350 --> 00:19:19.590 Brianna, we're gonna use Blaseball to attack and dethrone God. 00:19:19.610 --> 00:19:23.510 And you would not believe how many balls I can attack and dethrone God. 00:19:26.490 --> 00:19:29.310 Uh, do you wanna tell me how the Cravonomy is going? 00:19:29.330 --> 00:19:36.310 Let me be honest with you, I don't know how good it's looking, but you know what I can tell you? 00:19:36.450 --> 00:19:39.650 The numbers, they're just getting bigger than before. 00:19:39.670 --> 00:19:41.450 Uh-huh. 00:19:42.250 --> 00:19:42.530 And... 00:19:47.290 --> 00:19:48.850 Have you seen bigger than before? 00:19:49.950 --> 00:19:50.770 Is this a show? 00:19:52.990 --> 00:19:53.190 No? 00:19:53.210 --> 00:19:57.550 Okay, so we were talking before we started recording about tasty videos. 00:19:58.350 --> 00:19:59.150 Oh no... 00:19:59.750 --> 00:20:06.450 And also, there's kind of one that's adjacent to that, which is worse, called Five Minute Crafts. 00:20:06.750 --> 00:20:12.550 And there's one particular Five Minute Craft that has made people kind of lose it. 00:20:13.030 --> 00:20:14.170 And myself included. 00:20:14.190 --> 00:20:15.750 And I'm just gonna send you a link to it. 00:20:15.770 --> 00:20:18.670 And if you just wanna watch that real quick, I'll also link it in the description. 00:20:18.670 --> 00:20:21.590 Alright, I'm gonna watch that now. 00:20:21.610 --> 00:20:23.570 Honestly, do you wanna sync up this watch? 00:20:24.130 --> 00:20:24.650 Sure. 00:20:24.810 --> 00:20:26.090 Okay, it's paused. 00:20:26.450 --> 00:20:27.830 I'm turning the audio down. 00:20:27.850 --> 00:20:30.450 Hey, content warning for loud audio. 00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:32.410 Okay, three, two, one, click. 00:20:32.770 --> 00:20:33.070 Alright. 00:20:44.110 --> 00:20:44.560 Alright. 00:20:44.990 --> 00:20:45.510 I mean, it's... 00:20:47.610 --> 00:20:48.210 Alright. 00:20:48.650 --> 00:20:50.890 No, you think it's done, don't you? 00:20:52.190 --> 00:20:52.810 No. 00:20:56.010 --> 00:21:00.050 I mean, I've seen something like this before. 00:21:03.050 --> 00:21:04.030 Oh, okay. 00:21:04.050 --> 00:21:05.930 So we've gotten two days so far. 00:21:07.590 --> 00:21:08.130 Alright. 00:21:08.150 --> 00:21:09.630 Oh, it's smaller. 00:21:09.650 --> 00:21:14.050 This is just gonna be the dinosaur egg. 00:21:21.610 --> 00:21:23.730 Yeah, I mean, that's kind of what I expected. 00:21:33.010 --> 00:21:36.110 That's the whole thing. 00:21:36.770 --> 00:21:38.610 I was expecting them to put like a... 00:21:38.630 --> 00:21:43.530 Okay, so what it was, they made a blue egg that was rubbery. 00:21:44.810 --> 00:21:48.770 I was expecting them to like put down a rainbow of eggs. 00:21:49.210 --> 00:21:52.730 Yeah, no, they just made a blue egg. 00:21:53.590 --> 00:21:55.850 It's important to note, it's also bigger than before. 00:21:56.310 --> 00:21:57.950 So that's important. 00:21:57.970 --> 00:22:00.910 It did just say in big text, bigger than before. 00:22:00.930 --> 00:22:03.770 It said it twice throughout the video. 00:22:04.750 --> 00:22:10.870 Now, the context makes me think, it's like, okay, why do you want to do this? 00:22:10.930 --> 00:22:11.270 Right? 00:22:11.290 --> 00:22:13.090 Okay, cool fidget toy maybe. 00:22:13.090 --> 00:22:13.910 I don't know, right? 00:22:13.930 --> 00:22:15.550 Like, no, you know what? 00:22:15.570 --> 00:22:17.450 I just want my eggs to be fucking bigger. 00:22:17.470 --> 00:22:19.430 I just want bigger eggs. 00:22:19.490 --> 00:22:22.310 I want to cook with these blue big ass eggs. 00:22:22.370 --> 00:22:27.450 Like, it's just my, here's some of my favorite things about this particular one. 00:22:27.950 --> 00:22:31.870 One, the just outrageous waste of resources. 00:22:31.890 --> 00:22:35.230 That's so much maple syrup to waste on this stupid egg project. 00:22:35.250 --> 00:22:36.130 I didn't even think about that. 00:22:36.150 --> 00:22:37.930 That was like a cup of maple syrup. 00:22:38.150 --> 00:22:42.550 Another favorite thing about it is, it's five-minute crafts that take three days. 00:22:47.870 --> 00:22:50.930 And another favorite thing about it is it would stink like shit. 00:22:51.050 --> 00:22:53.070 It would stink so fucking bad. 00:22:53.090 --> 00:22:59.850 Like, that's vinegar eggs, maple syrup, with water that had been left out for three days. 00:23:00.190 --> 00:23:02.010 And also just bigger than before. 00:23:02.030 --> 00:23:03.150 Like, bigger than before. 00:23:03.170 --> 00:23:04.990 Why are you doing it bigger than before? 00:23:05.010 --> 00:23:06.410 Bigger than before? 00:23:06.730 --> 00:23:14.530 My craving isn't necessarily for bigger than before, because I think it's already perfect as it is. 00:23:14.550 --> 00:23:15.430 I would never do it. 00:23:15.450 --> 00:23:16.970 I would never even try it. 00:23:17.210 --> 00:23:18.430 But I think it's perfect as it is. 00:23:18.450 --> 00:23:25.810 But my question is, Clair, if we were to make a five-minute crafts video, what are some of the five-minute crafts we would do? 00:23:27.390 --> 00:23:29.230 Now, I have a very important question. 00:23:29.630 --> 00:23:31.830 Does it have to actually take five minutes? 00:23:32.250 --> 00:23:33.370 This one took three days. 00:23:33.390 --> 00:23:35.150 Of course the fuck it doesn't have to. 00:23:35.750 --> 00:23:36.190 Great. 00:23:36.450 --> 00:23:38.770 But we do have to call it five-minute crafts. 00:23:38.830 --> 00:23:40.330 Yeah, no, it's a five-minute craft. 00:23:40.330 --> 00:23:44.950 And I think you can start this off with just a normal salt shaker. 00:23:45.150 --> 00:23:47.150 Yeah, so you start with a salt shaker. 00:23:47.490 --> 00:23:51.250 And pour just, pour all that salt out onto like a table. 00:23:52.030 --> 00:23:55.930 Oh, I love where this is going. 00:23:56.370 --> 00:24:04.090 Yeah, and I was gonna be like, and then over the course of ten years, the salt, due to seismic activity, will just even out. 00:24:04.110 --> 00:24:11.530 Now, now consider an alternative. 00:24:11.550 --> 00:24:31.350 Really, these could all be about salt, because this one, now here is this one, is what if you were to pour, now you take that salt shaker, and instead of waiting ten years, which is an important craft, you can instead simply create a pentagram with the salt. 00:24:31.450 --> 00:24:35.450 And now people are like, oh, does it sort of repel or close in demons? 00:24:35.470 --> 00:24:36.230 And it's like, yes. 00:24:36.730 --> 00:24:40.590 If you make a pentagram with salt, it like is a paradox. 00:24:41.410 --> 00:24:44.370 And so the demon won't know whether to be summoned or not. 00:24:44.830 --> 00:24:47.250 And I think that would be super fucked up. 00:24:49.930 --> 00:24:53.790 You think this is witchcraft, but this is just fun five-minute crafts. 00:24:55.050 --> 00:24:56.870 That's what witch actually stands for. 00:24:56.890 --> 00:24:59.550 It means five minutes in Latin. 00:24:59.910 --> 00:25:01.610 This is a very little-known fact. 00:25:01.690 --> 00:25:05.850 So if I tell you to wait a witch, I just need like five minutes. 00:25:06.170 --> 00:25:07.230 I'll be there in which. 00:25:07.830 --> 00:25:10.010 So those are some pretty good crafts. 00:25:10.270 --> 00:25:14.110 Let's think about stuff that's just gonna be super duper useful, like bigger than before is. 00:25:14.650 --> 00:25:27.650 Now, I don't want to steal their idea, but did you ever see the commercial for the sand that like you can form underwater and then you lift it up, it just turns back into sand? 00:25:28.030 --> 00:25:30.170 A, apparently it's shit, it doesn't work. 00:25:30.190 --> 00:25:40.870 And B, if we just add like food dye to our salt and also probably maple syrup, that'll probably be what we get, right? 00:25:40.890 --> 00:25:41.510 Yeah, probably. 00:25:41.530 --> 00:25:42.510 That sounds right to me. 00:25:43.070 --> 00:25:48.010 Salt and maple syrup will make, I was gonna say non-Euclidean sand. 00:25:48.390 --> 00:25:50.010 Moon sand, was it called? 00:25:50.030 --> 00:25:50.990 Or was that different? 00:25:51.010 --> 00:25:51.970 Was that a different thing? 00:25:52.190 --> 00:25:53.890 It might have, there was a few of them. 00:25:53.890 --> 00:25:56.370 I think, I do remember the name moon sand. 00:25:56.510 --> 00:25:58.090 Pour one out for moon sand. 00:25:58.190 --> 00:26:07.690 There's this great moment in Emma 2020 in which a bunch of like these women who are like, go to school are like orphan women or whatever. 00:26:08.270 --> 00:26:16.670 They are just like standing around a table and there's just a big block of sand and they're just cutting the sand with a knife to make it fall away. 00:26:16.690 --> 00:26:18.650 And it's just so amusing to all of them. 00:26:19.090 --> 00:26:21.630 They're like, so that's a five minute craft. 00:26:22.170 --> 00:26:23.410 I can't wait. 00:26:23.450 --> 00:26:25.430 What is this a real scene? 00:26:25.450 --> 00:26:26.550 This is a real scene. 00:26:26.570 --> 00:26:27.490 It's incredible. 00:26:27.510 --> 00:26:28.330 It's so good. 00:26:29.070 --> 00:26:31.350 This is like the soap cutting videos. 00:26:31.450 --> 00:26:34.010 Wait, is soap cutting a five minute craft? 00:26:34.150 --> 00:26:36.270 They just had nothing to do in that time period. 00:26:36.290 --> 00:26:48.170 And there's a great, at the end of it, like the main kind of girl who's involved with the story from there, who's like Emma's friend, like puts her face in the sand, comes up, and everyone's like laughing and stuff. 00:26:48.190 --> 00:26:52.330 And then she turns around and Emma's there and is like, what the fuck are you doing basically? 00:26:53.870 --> 00:26:55.290 And so that's a five minute craft. 00:26:55.310 --> 00:26:56.850 That is five minute crafts to me. 00:26:57.110 --> 00:26:58.930 Just fucking cutting up some sand. 00:26:59.050 --> 00:27:00.150 Yeah, cut up some sand. 00:27:00.890 --> 00:27:03.770 Five minute craft, just take a block of cheese and shred it. 00:27:04.070 --> 00:27:04.850 Oh, I love that. 00:27:04.870 --> 00:27:06.550 That's a really good five minute craft. 00:27:06.570 --> 00:27:24.970