WEBVTT 00:00:29.305 --> 00:00:32.305 Everybody just have a crave time. 00:00:32.925 --> 00:00:35.945 And we gon make you lose your cravings. 00:00:36.325 --> 00:00:39.545 Everybody just have a, a, a crave time. 00:00:40.285 --> 00:00:41.445 This is Salt Cravings. 00:00:41.525 --> 00:00:49.465 It's a podcast where we talk about our cravings, and then we solve them in the most efficient and effective and moral ways, and no other criteria. 00:00:49.905 --> 00:00:50.785 My name is Clair. 00:00:51.365 --> 00:00:53.785 And my name's Brianna, and welcome back to 2011. 00:00:54.945 --> 00:00:59.645 The, as you can tell, is why Party Rock Anthem is so topical. 00:01:00.785 --> 00:01:03.325 It's so topical, it's so topical. 00:01:03.345 --> 00:01:14.625 And we can, we can just get right into the cravings if you want, because my, wait, no, I don't start, I planned this whole thing being like, I'm gonna go into my first craving, cause it's relevant. 00:01:14.645 --> 00:01:16.445 Anyways, go ahead, it's your craving. 00:01:16.465 --> 00:01:18.045 I fucked up, I fucked up. 00:01:18.265 --> 00:01:21.685 We've been doing this show for 63 episodes, and I fucked up. 00:01:23.765 --> 00:01:24.925 I was prepared. 00:01:25.085 --> 00:01:26.365 Anyways, fuck, whatever. 00:01:26.385 --> 00:01:27.405 I don't even care anymore. 00:01:27.405 --> 00:01:29.285 I actually, I'm not even mad. 00:01:29.305 --> 00:01:31.005 I'm not owned, I'm not owned. 00:01:31.245 --> 00:01:31.765 Go ahead. 00:01:34.825 --> 00:01:40.005 I can't believe Clair fucked up so bad, she decided to just leave the podcast. 00:01:41.245 --> 00:01:42.985 Just, all right, you're on your own now. 00:01:46.185 --> 00:01:48.545 Well, I mean, I'm happy to jump in. 00:01:48.565 --> 00:01:52.745 And if you want to put a vibe here for a little bit longer, we can, but I'm happy to jump in. 00:01:52.845 --> 00:01:53.445 I'm good. 00:01:55.025 --> 00:01:55.445 All right. 00:01:55.785 --> 00:02:03.285 I guess, much like 2011, this is sort of a flashback, because we've done stuff along these lines several times. 00:02:03.305 --> 00:02:08.805 We've used it as a solution several times, but we've never addressed it directly, you see. 00:02:08.825 --> 00:02:09.285 I don't know. 00:02:09.305 --> 00:02:12.405 I want a queer heist to be. 00:02:12.785 --> 00:02:13.545 We've done heists. 00:02:14.245 --> 00:02:16.705 Now, Salt Cravings is inundated with heists. 00:02:18.285 --> 00:02:21.225 If you like heists, go listen to some of the previous episodes. 00:02:21.245 --> 00:02:22.225 We got some great ones. 00:02:22.245 --> 00:02:24.645 We're all about heists here at Salt Cravings. 00:02:25.045 --> 00:02:37.525 But we've never talked about the heist movie and the heist as a particular genre of film, because heist movies, I think, are a delight. 00:02:38.425 --> 00:02:40.085 I love a good heist movie. 00:02:40.085 --> 00:02:44.785 I love it when they outsmart the law and get away with it and it rules. 00:02:46.445 --> 00:02:50.525 The problem with heist movies is that they're often just a bunch of dudes. 00:02:51.365 --> 00:03:01.065 Usually, I don't know, like I love the Ocean series or whatever, but that's just a bunch of dudes doing things and then a bunch of straight women doing things. 00:03:01.305 --> 00:03:03.285 I've watched one Ocean's movie. 00:03:03.305 --> 00:03:07.365 I know there's 30 billion of them, but I've only seen one. 00:03:09.805 --> 00:03:10.725 What about Eleven? 00:03:11.085 --> 00:03:12.245 What about the first ten? 00:03:17.145 --> 00:03:20.905 Is this an in-movie reference that I'm just not getting because I haven't watched them? 00:03:20.925 --> 00:03:23.245 Are there not 12 of them? 00:03:26.645 --> 00:03:27.925 What do they do in Ocean's 1? 00:03:34.407 --> 00:03:36.667 Can we talk about Ocean's 1, the movie? 00:03:36.867 --> 00:03:39.327 I don't know whether you're joking or not right now. 00:03:40.087 --> 00:03:46.847 Well, see, I started not joking, and then your reaction told me I'm wrong, and so now I'm joking. 00:03:47.027 --> 00:03:49.047 So, tell me about Ocean's 1. 00:03:49.127 --> 00:03:53.087 Clair, the first Ocean's movie is Ocean's 11. 00:03:54.027 --> 00:03:58.107 Well, that's confusing, because where are the other 10 movies? 00:03:58.907 --> 00:04:01.527 We don't start with Sonic the Hedgehog 5. 00:04:01.867 --> 00:04:05.687 It's because there's 11 people involved in the crime. 00:04:05.727 --> 00:04:06.267 Thank you. 00:04:06.287 --> 00:04:09.387 That was the movie reason I was looking for. 00:04:09.407 --> 00:04:12.187 It's a reference to a 50s movie called Ocean's 11. 00:04:12.967 --> 00:04:14.387 It's a remake. 00:04:14.487 --> 00:04:17.667 Ocean's 11 is a remake of a 50s version of Ocean's 11, which I've seen. 00:04:17.687 --> 00:04:26.407 It starts like Frank Sinatra and a bunch of them, and then like, yeah, they remade it for Ocean's 11, and then they did Ocean's 11, 12, 13, and then... 00:04:26.747 --> 00:04:33.287 You understand my confusion then, where they did like 11, 12, and 13, and I'm like, oh yeah, okay, they're going... 00:04:33.307 --> 00:04:36.807 This is like Fast and the Furious 9 or whatever. 00:04:37.067 --> 00:04:45.447 You can't be like, there's no way they'd make 10 movies because Fast and the Furious 9 is like the 12th movie or something in that franchise. 00:04:45.467 --> 00:04:46.107 No, you're right. 00:04:46.167 --> 00:04:47.227 No, you're absolutely right. 00:04:47.227 --> 00:04:51.127 Listen, I understand the confusion, but it's also like, you... 00:04:51.687 --> 00:04:54.467 It's just so funny, you're like, what did they do with a... 00:04:56.447 --> 00:04:57.887 Tell me about the first Ocean's. 00:04:58.147 --> 00:04:59.287 It's just Ocean's. 00:05:00.127 --> 00:05:01.287 It's just Ocean's. 00:05:01.407 --> 00:05:02.347 It's just Ocean. 00:05:02.407 --> 00:05:04.467 It's just the Ocean's. 00:05:04.487 --> 00:05:05.767 I can't remember his first name. 00:05:05.787 --> 00:05:07.867 Can't remember his first name, but it's just him. 00:05:08.307 --> 00:05:09.547 It's just George Clooney. 00:05:10.127 --> 00:05:11.947 And he's just doing crimes. 00:05:11.987 --> 00:05:13.367 Queer Heist movie instead. 00:05:13.387 --> 00:05:15.227 So it's not about the Ocean, it's about the moon. 00:05:15.487 --> 00:05:17.967 So moon's five, and we're gonna just... 00:05:17.987 --> 00:05:18.787 We're starting... 00:05:18.807 --> 00:05:26.247 Well, I just wanna be clear about something, which is Ocean's 11 in the Ocean series is not about the Ocean. 00:05:26.927 --> 00:05:29.427 It's about a man named, I believe... 00:05:29.447 --> 00:05:30.147 Stealing things. 00:05:30.167 --> 00:05:31.067 What's his first name? 00:05:31.927 --> 00:05:34.167 Watersome, Ocean Watersome. 00:05:34.447 --> 00:05:36.407 11 main character is... 00:05:38.107 --> 00:05:39.307 George Osen Watersome. 00:05:39.327 --> 00:05:40.207 Danny Ocean. 00:05:40.227 --> 00:05:42.187 It's about a man named Danny Ocean and his... 00:05:42.207 --> 00:05:43.407 His name is Ocean. 00:05:43.547 --> 00:05:45.187 That's fucked up if you think about it. 00:05:45.507 --> 00:05:48.247 So this is about Paisley Moon and... 00:05:48.267 --> 00:05:50.767 God, we can't, we can't, we can't. 00:05:50.787 --> 00:05:52.027 They already did a heist. 00:05:52.207 --> 00:06:00.147 We have to do our own unique heist with queers, and we're gonna rob something cool. 00:06:00.167 --> 00:06:04.027 Okay, what are the key elements of a heist movie that you want to hone in on? 00:06:04.047 --> 00:06:05.767 Because I feel like the... 00:06:06.267 --> 00:06:15.167 For me, the few heist movies that I've seen, clearly none of them being Ocean's 25 and a half, I've... 00:06:15.807 --> 00:06:17.187 It's like high tension. 00:06:17.207 --> 00:06:20.467 There always has to be that moment where it's like, oh shit, this is it, they're gonna get caught. 00:06:20.727 --> 00:06:24.007 There's the like, oh shit, they actually failed moment. 00:06:24.027 --> 00:06:28.727 They actually like, there's no, like, they fucked up and now it's being taken away from them. 00:06:28.727 --> 00:06:32.087 And then it's like the double and they actually, they planned for it the whole time. 00:06:32.107 --> 00:06:34.947 And you have that recap of like, no, actually we were good. 00:06:35.087 --> 00:06:37.887 We were faking it the whole time and you're wrong, you stupid viewer. 00:06:38.587 --> 00:06:40.167 And those are the big ones that stand out to me. 00:06:40.187 --> 00:06:41.187 What are they for you? 00:06:41.567 --> 00:06:42.467 What are we focusing on? 00:06:42.487 --> 00:06:51.067 One of the things that I do enjoy about the Ocean series and in general, I do enjoy about heist movies is assembling a crew is always great in the Ocean's movies. 00:06:51.087 --> 00:06:52.827 That's one of the best things that they do. 00:06:52.887 --> 00:06:55.607 It's like, we've got this expert, this expert. 00:06:55.627 --> 00:06:58.487 We've got to get Mickey Mouse, Scooby-Doo, the experts. 00:06:59.247 --> 00:06:59.607 Right. 00:06:59.747 --> 00:07:12.607 It's like, it's like you're, you know, I am, I just adore when there's a bunch of weirdos who are all really good at specific things, teaming up to do a thing that uses all of their skills. 00:07:12.867 --> 00:07:13.847 And therefore, the Ocean's movies- 00:07:13.867 --> 00:07:14.527 Like the Avengers. 00:07:15.367 --> 00:07:16.067 Yeah, yeah. 00:07:16.127 --> 00:07:18.527 Like Avengers, but they do crime. 00:07:18.547 --> 00:07:19.907 So Avengers. 00:07:20.327 --> 00:07:21.107 So Avengers. 00:07:21.127 --> 00:07:21.347 Yes. 00:07:21.407 --> 00:07:21.967 Yes. 00:07:21.987 --> 00:07:23.507 Ha ha ha ha ha. 00:07:23.527 --> 00:07:25.847 But I do genuinely love that sort of thing. 00:07:26.127 --> 00:07:43.567 I love to see the planning and the like, like the vibe of, you know, they did some gathering, you know, the way that works in Forza Dark Games, you know, you see some gathering information, you see some like initial plan, but you don't know all the details of the plan until the tilts and stuff starts to go wrong. 00:07:43.587 --> 00:07:46.987 And then eventually you realize they were prepared for this all along. 00:07:47.007 --> 00:07:55.767 So it's like jump to the action, just like in Forza the Dark, it's like, all right, don't sweat the details, jump to the action, you prepared for this the whole time. 00:07:55.787 --> 00:08:00.247 I like when there's a bit of setup and then a jump to the action without necessarily having everything set up. 00:08:00.267 --> 00:08:09.987 I like the setup to be like character based stuff, like, oh yeah, this helps us to develop kind of what the central tensions and characters and stuff while we're setting up for the heist. 00:08:10.187 --> 00:08:15.327 I don't want it to be, and this is a problem with the original Ocean's Eleven from the 50s, is most of the movie is prep. 00:08:15.867 --> 00:08:19.927 And then it's just, and that's not what I want. 00:08:19.947 --> 00:08:22.267 I want to jump into the action pretty soon. 00:08:22.427 --> 00:08:29.487 You know what rules in a heist movie for me is when it's a voiceover, they're making the plan, but they're doing it at the same time. 00:08:29.507 --> 00:08:30.967 And it's like, you're going to do this. 00:08:31.007 --> 00:08:33.047 And it's like, we see the person doing it. 00:08:33.187 --> 00:08:34.307 And then something goes wrong. 00:08:34.327 --> 00:08:37.507 It's like, and then this person's going to do this and they do something completely different. 00:08:37.527 --> 00:08:38.067 It's like, what? 00:08:38.327 --> 00:08:38.687 Shit. 00:08:38.807 --> 00:08:39.427 What do we do? 00:08:39.627 --> 00:08:40.207 Oh God. 00:08:41.047 --> 00:08:43.127 And then we're in it. 00:08:43.207 --> 00:08:43.947 And then we're in it. 00:08:44.007 --> 00:08:44.667 Yeah. 00:08:44.707 --> 00:08:46.487 A good flashback is always good, also. 00:08:46.507 --> 00:08:47.907 Oh, flashbacks. 00:08:48.347 --> 00:08:51.647 I'm realizing that heist movies are just Forged in the Dark games. 00:08:52.067 --> 00:08:55.127 Specifically, Blades in the Dark is trying to replicate a heist movie. 00:08:55.587 --> 00:08:56.407 And I love that. 00:08:56.807 --> 00:08:59.167 I also just, I want to see it on screen, you know? 00:08:59.187 --> 00:09:05.107 I want to see the gays do crime on screen. 00:09:05.167 --> 00:09:05.407 Yeah. 00:09:05.527 --> 00:09:08.647 So what makes the heist movie for queers unique? 00:09:09.227 --> 00:09:18.027 Obviously, there's like always, there's a lot of the time, there's romantic tensions underlying parts of the heist that is like a thing, you know? 00:09:18.047 --> 00:09:21.487 Like Ocean's Eleven is like the place they're robbing. 00:09:21.547 --> 00:09:26.567 They're robbing it because the casino owner is like in a relationship with the main dude's ex-wife. 00:09:27.487 --> 00:09:29.207 And he wants to win her back or whatever. 00:09:29.227 --> 00:09:29.707 And it's kind of gross. 00:09:29.727 --> 00:09:31.787 We just get rid of that middle part. 00:09:31.847 --> 00:09:34.867 It's just, he's in a relationship with the casino owner. 00:09:35.847 --> 00:09:36.447 Love that. 00:09:36.707 --> 00:09:50.067 Yeah, in the Ocean's Eight movie, the one with all the gals, there's like the, her ex-partner is like shitty, and she's like using him as a fall guy, basically, for her scheme. 00:09:50.387 --> 00:09:56.527 Yeah, and then in other like heist things, you know, I think there's a lot of times where there is this romantic tension happening. 00:09:56.547 --> 00:09:58.667 So that's one way that it can be unique to queers. 00:09:59.267 --> 00:10:03.627 Another way is everyone looks really cool, because only queers know how to do that. 00:10:03.667 --> 00:10:04.647 So that's important. 00:10:04.667 --> 00:10:05.367 Yeah, no, of course. 00:10:05.507 --> 00:10:19.107 I just want to roll back to the first point you made, because I just want to throw out a scene for all of our enjoyment of mixing two elements of two of the members of the team are clearly into each other. 00:10:19.127 --> 00:10:35.907 But you know how lesbians can never say that they're into each other, but they're very clearly into each other, and everyone can tell that, except it's a high-stakes situation, and they both have to hide in a very small closet in order to get past a guard or something, and they have to just be chill for five seconds. 00:10:36.507 --> 00:10:47.187 But how do you be chill when you are literally pressed up against the person that you have this affection for for the last, I guess, two hours that you've known them because it's a heist movie and you just met each other? 00:10:47.207 --> 00:10:47.967 I love that. 00:10:48.007 --> 00:10:48.687 I love that. 00:10:48.747 --> 00:10:49.907 That's in our heist movie. 00:10:50.227 --> 00:10:51.427 Copyright, copyright. 00:10:51.847 --> 00:10:53.447 We'll sue you, obviously. 00:10:54.167 --> 00:10:54.867 Here's the thing. 00:10:54.907 --> 00:10:55.667 Here's the thing that I... 00:10:57.467 --> 00:11:00.067 Yes, we're so legal in that way. 00:11:00.087 --> 00:11:01.487 We're so legally minded in that way. 00:11:01.507 --> 00:11:03.207 We're gonna use our Salt Cravings money. 00:11:04.447 --> 00:11:06.227 Yeah, all our lawyers that we have, for sure. 00:11:06.247 --> 00:11:07.727 Yeah, our salty lawyers. 00:11:08.347 --> 00:11:09.127 All our salty lawyers. 00:11:09.147 --> 00:11:09.847 Can we rob lawyers? 00:11:10.167 --> 00:11:12.247 Can the movie be about robbing a law firm? 00:11:13.167 --> 00:11:13.827 God, that's... 00:11:14.527 --> 00:11:16.687 I feel like I need more spectacle than that. 00:11:16.707 --> 00:11:20.767 I think it's always a good time to steal from the government. 00:11:21.227 --> 00:11:22.287 You know National Treasure? 00:11:22.307 --> 00:11:23.307 You know National Treasure? 00:11:26.747 --> 00:11:28.127 I don't know. 00:11:28.127 --> 00:11:32.647 That could be a cool thing to steal, is the Declaration of Independence, but not that, but something else. 00:11:33.147 --> 00:11:37.827 We're going to invite, so it's all queers, and then we also have Nick Cage. 00:11:38.187 --> 00:11:39.507 No, he's not there. 00:11:40.327 --> 00:11:41.567 He's in the background. 00:11:41.887 --> 00:11:44.147 He gets killed immediately. 00:11:44.307 --> 00:11:46.007 He's in every background. 00:11:47.087 --> 00:11:58.167 Nobody understands why Nick Cage was in every scene of this movie, but never referenced, never has a speaking role, never does anything except just walks across the background. 00:11:58.547 --> 00:11:59.467 Incredible. 00:11:59.607 --> 00:12:00.327 Super good. 00:12:00.927 --> 00:12:04.667 God, what is like cool and fun and gay to steal? 00:12:05.327 --> 00:12:06.047 Someone's heart. 00:12:06.487 --> 00:12:07.227 An art piece. 00:12:07.707 --> 00:12:08.107 Ooh. 00:12:08.927 --> 00:12:09.807 For someone. 00:12:10.187 --> 00:12:14.227 What if you have to steal a bunch of paintings to prove that an artist was gay? 00:12:14.547 --> 00:12:15.987 What if you have to steal the moon? 00:12:17.787 --> 00:12:19.227 We went to different places. 00:12:20.587 --> 00:12:21.947 How would you steal a moon? 00:12:22.267 --> 00:12:25.607 I'm going to shoot the moon with a laser beam to show my love. 00:12:30.087 --> 00:12:32.387 I'm going to carve a heart into the moon. 00:12:32.407 --> 00:12:36.927 Now I'm just going evil, evil gay scientist is where I've gone. 00:12:37.427 --> 00:12:39.747 Tell me about your thing. 00:12:40.027 --> 00:12:50.087 You have to steal a whole bunch of art pieces to prove that an artist was gay and also probably to get money for them to do some good thing. 00:12:50.447 --> 00:13:01.187 This is like the weirdest scene in Legally Blonde where it's like, of course, they're gay, they stole a bunch of art pieces, they're stealing a bunch of art from the Louvre or some equivalent to the Louvre. 00:13:01.207 --> 00:13:03.627 If we can't get the rights, I don't know why we wouldn't be able to. 00:13:04.207 --> 00:13:08.807 Oh, art, you know, art, you know what is an art piece is instruments. 00:13:08.967 --> 00:13:19.647 What if you stole a bunch of like high value instruments from like an orchestra chamber 30 minutes before people started showing up? 00:13:20.187 --> 00:13:21.367 Right, I see. 00:13:21.387 --> 00:13:24.547 But someone shows up early, of course, because they're nervous. 00:13:24.567 --> 00:13:27.087 Stealing an orchestra is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. 00:13:27.207 --> 00:13:28.307 That's really good. 00:13:28.487 --> 00:13:33.867 And it's like, oh, yeah, this is like the most important, you know, concert or whatever in the world. 00:13:34.127 --> 00:13:41.407 And so they're playing on like these famous, you know, beautiful instruments that are the most expensive instruments in the world or whatever. 00:13:41.507 --> 00:13:47.747 And so we have to we're trying to steal it, because this is the only time that they'll be outside of the vault that they're kept in. 00:13:48.067 --> 00:13:49.527 Oh, like climate sealed vault. 00:13:49.807 --> 00:14:05.227 So this is this is, you know, us having to steal it right before, you know, in the like five minute period when they're put on stage before the people get the chance to come on to them or to steal them after the tuning or whatever the whatever the fuck. 00:14:05.567 --> 00:14:07.107 There's like a short window. 00:14:07.107 --> 00:14:08.967 It's like we have to create a distraction. 00:14:08.967 --> 00:14:10.807 We have to hope that distraction works. 00:14:10.827 --> 00:14:15.227 We got to have a backup distraction, except we don't have the backup distraction. 00:14:15.247 --> 00:14:16.787 The backup distraction happens. 00:14:17.227 --> 00:14:18.687 Also, I know where we're stealing it from. 00:14:18.807 --> 00:14:21.087 The Sydney Opera House with the water. 00:14:21.107 --> 00:14:22.307 Oh, we got a scene. 00:14:22.327 --> 00:14:24.407 Yeah, of course. 00:14:24.687 --> 00:14:27.467 Yeah, a water heist is is underrated, I think. 00:14:27.787 --> 00:14:28.687 Absolutely. 00:14:28.747 --> 00:14:29.867 We love a water heist. 00:14:30.547 --> 00:14:40.567 I think that at least part of this crew, I've decided should be a polycule who all have very specific skills and work perfectly and work really well in tandem with one another. 00:14:41.987 --> 00:14:51.027 Is one of the members of the polycule, the person who has a crush on this other person and the other two are like, just go ask her, just go ask her. 00:14:51.467 --> 00:14:52.527 Like you can do it. 00:14:52.547 --> 00:14:55.107 And she's like, no, no, no, we have more important things to do. 00:14:55.287 --> 00:14:57.447 This won't interfere, I promise. 00:14:57.847 --> 00:14:58.547 That's fun. 00:14:58.547 --> 00:15:05.847 But I also am down with the like the idea of there's these three and then there's these other two who are who are like crossing on each other. 00:15:05.867 --> 00:15:07.827 Because you got to have like a big old cast, right? 00:15:08.047 --> 00:15:11.987 You can't reuse concepts, you know, you only got so much time to introduce. 00:15:12.567 --> 00:15:14.647 We'll have to make two movies is what I'm hearing. 00:15:15.127 --> 00:15:15.967 They'll be sequels. 00:15:15.987 --> 00:15:16.247 Yeah. 00:15:16.407 --> 00:15:18.887 Moons 420 and Moons 69. 00:15:19.967 --> 00:15:21.127 Uh-huh. 00:15:21.127 --> 00:15:22.667 420 is the first one. 00:15:22.767 --> 00:15:32.867 Because it's the characters last name is Four and there are 20 fucking queers that they've got on their fucking crew. 00:15:33.187 --> 00:15:34.947 Because it's that big of a heist. 00:15:35.447 --> 00:15:46.547 Yeah, the main person is a is just one of those queers who knows everyone and so has all these contacts to pull from, knows 20 people who'd be down to do a heist and who they trust to do a heist. 00:15:47.467 --> 00:15:51.547 I think with queers, it would be easier to know people who would want to do a heist. 00:15:51.887 --> 00:15:55.627 But would it be easier to know people you would trust to do a heist? 00:15:56.167 --> 00:15:56.887 That's true. 00:15:57.027 --> 00:15:59.127 That is a that is an important criteria. 00:15:59.287 --> 00:16:00.967 Like I wouldn't trust me to do a heist. 00:16:01.027 --> 00:16:01.907 No, I would. 00:16:01.927 --> 00:16:03.427 Don't invite me on your heist. 00:16:03.547 --> 00:16:04.387 I would fuck it up. 00:16:04.407 --> 00:16:05.647 Don't invite either of us on your heist. 00:16:05.667 --> 00:16:07.007 We have a podcast. 00:16:07.047 --> 00:16:09.007 This is why we're making a movie about it. 00:16:09.047 --> 00:16:10.747 So we don't have to be in it. 00:16:10.767 --> 00:16:12.367 Because it definitely didn't happen. 00:16:12.387 --> 00:16:13.307 Don't look into it. 00:16:13.707 --> 00:16:18.407 Don't look into the thievery of the expensive instruments of the Sydney Opera House. 00:16:22.147 --> 00:16:25.167 Of course, there's like super intense security. 00:16:25.547 --> 00:16:38.467 And yeah, I do like the idea of the main person does have a crush on whoever is organizing this concert and is like sees this as an off or like, are there exes or something, you know? 00:16:38.487 --> 00:16:42.007 I love a good rival ex tension. 00:16:42.047 --> 00:16:49.607 Rival exes, one of them became like rich and powerful and ended up being able to organize this concert. 00:16:49.627 --> 00:16:54.767 And so the like person's personal investment in it is they want to get back at this person. 00:16:55.127 --> 00:17:04.207 Can we have the like last-minute like realization that the ex wasn't actually like the actually the ex gets in on the heist? 00:17:04.747 --> 00:17:05.087 Right. 00:17:05.107 --> 00:17:05.347 Yeah. 00:17:05.367 --> 00:17:05.627 Uh-huh. 00:17:05.867 --> 00:17:10.547 No, there has to come a point where someone who the heist was against gets in on the heist. 00:17:10.547 --> 00:17:14.967 There's like a moment where it's like, can't believe you're stealing from me. 00:17:14.987 --> 00:17:19.707 And it's like, listen, I'm just here as no, I know that you're stealing from me. 00:17:19.707 --> 00:17:22.207 I can't believe you didn't ask me to be part of it. 00:17:26.347 --> 00:17:28.467 You know, I have a specialty in acrobatics. 00:17:28.527 --> 00:17:33.227 I could have, I could have gotten through so many doors without being noticed. 00:17:33.247 --> 00:17:34.467 But we're doing the heist against you. 00:17:34.607 --> 00:17:36.147 I don't own these instruments. 00:17:36.487 --> 00:17:37.627 Yeah, exactly. 00:17:37.747 --> 00:17:38.747 Exactly. 00:17:38.767 --> 00:17:40.747 Yeah, it's perfect. 00:17:41.447 --> 00:17:44.747 And it's a great cover because they were just renting them. 00:17:44.847 --> 00:17:48.427 And it's like, how could I have known there was going to be a giant heist? 00:17:49.167 --> 00:17:49.907 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:17:50.167 --> 00:17:50.567 It's so perfect. 00:17:50.587 --> 00:17:53.907 I took out insurance, so I get all the insurance money now. 00:17:54.267 --> 00:17:58.307 I feel like we could do better than 420 as a title, but also maybe we can't. 00:17:58.547 --> 00:18:00.967 What if it's like the Sydney Opera Heist? 00:18:01.667 --> 00:18:04.967 What about just like the Conductor or something? 00:18:05.287 --> 00:18:09.007 It's the Conductor, because I mean, the Conductor is the ex. 00:18:09.447 --> 00:18:11.947 And the Conductor is also the person in charge of the heist, you know? 00:18:11.967 --> 00:18:15.267 So it's just the Conductor, and it's unclear which one is the actual Conductor here. 00:18:15.287 --> 00:18:16.967 Oh, they're rival Conductors. 00:18:17.547 --> 00:18:18.367 They're rival Conductors. 00:18:18.747 --> 00:18:23.887 I mean, I don't know that the main person is literally a Conductor, but they are conducting the heist. 00:18:23.907 --> 00:18:24.727 Oh, I see. 00:18:24.827 --> 00:18:25.447 I got it. 00:18:25.587 --> 00:18:26.667 I got what you're saying. 00:18:27.327 --> 00:18:44.767 But also, what if they're rival Conductors, but one of them quit and became a professional thief, because, you know, when your ex is a Conductor, and you fell in love with them, and you're a Conductor, but you fell out of love, so you fell out of love with the job, and so you turn to a life of thievery, and get back at your ex, who is a Conductor, so you conduct a... 00:18:45.427 --> 00:18:46.147 We've all done it. 00:18:46.447 --> 00:18:47.087 We've all done it. 00:18:47.727 --> 00:18:49.407 That's really just a queer story. 00:18:49.847 --> 00:18:53.687 I think there actually is a movie called The Conductor out here, but no, there isn't. 00:18:53.767 --> 00:18:54.427 It's ours now. 00:18:54.587 --> 00:18:57.607 If you're a movie and you're called The Conductor, no, you aren't. 00:18:58.087 --> 00:18:58.727 No, you aren't. 00:18:58.727 --> 00:18:59.067 Heart. 00:19:01.407 --> 00:19:05.067 Clair, do you want to give me the craving that you had set up so well? 00:19:05.727 --> 00:19:10.887 All right, it's time to go back to Craving Rock, because my craving is about pre-gaming. 00:19:11.287 --> 00:19:12.647 I want to go to a pre-game. 00:19:12.667 --> 00:19:13.907 A pre-game, holy shit. 00:19:14.687 --> 00:19:17.547 The second best part of a party is the party. 00:19:17.687 --> 00:19:20.447 The first best part of the party is the pre-game. 00:19:20.967 --> 00:19:23.227 Why is this the most true thing I've ever heard? 00:19:23.807 --> 00:19:25.027 It's so real. 00:19:25.227 --> 00:19:26.267 It's so real. 00:19:27.147 --> 00:19:32.087 Because the pre-game is the excuse to see the people you want to go to the party with. 00:19:32.147 --> 00:19:38.867 And it's like, all right, if nothing else, we're just going to lump together, and we're just going to be awkward at this party together. 00:19:38.887 --> 00:19:41.067 So at least let's get all, let's like, let's get ready. 00:19:41.087 --> 00:19:42.147 Let's do our makeup. 00:19:42.367 --> 00:19:44.167 Let's like, have too many shots. 00:19:44.567 --> 00:19:54.347 Also, if you're going to like an event instead of a house party, it's like, all right, let's get as drunk as possible so we don't have to buy the $20 vodka crayon that like has a half a shot in it. 00:19:54.487 --> 00:19:57.207 And then you're just helping each other on the bus and whatnot. 00:19:57.487 --> 00:20:05.607 The only time I went to like a, just a straight club or whatever the fuck, I was with some friends of mine who are fantastic. 00:20:05.887 --> 00:20:11.787 And we met up at one of their houses to like pregame a little bit. 00:20:11.807 --> 00:20:14.827 And as soon as I got here, they're the other two who were with me. 00:20:14.847 --> 00:20:19.147 And they were sort of like, yeah, we noticed there's like a 24 hour Denny's near the club. 00:20:19.167 --> 00:20:21.647 It's like, oh, huh. 00:20:22.727 --> 00:20:23.207 Yeah. 00:20:23.827 --> 00:20:25.887 And that sort of escalated. 00:20:25.907 --> 00:20:36.507 And by the time we were done pregaming and we were on the bus and on our way there, we had convinced ourselves that we were going to go to the club for an hour and then go to the 24 hour Denny's and have that be the main thing. 00:20:36.527 --> 00:20:38.047 We stayed for about two hours. 00:20:38.207 --> 00:20:39.527 So shout outs to us. 00:20:40.007 --> 00:20:42.347 Damn, that's perseverance. 00:20:42.567 --> 00:20:48.427 That's the sort of thing that comes about when pregaming is like, God, I actually don't care about, I just want to hang out with y'all. 00:20:48.447 --> 00:20:50.547 And I just want to like spend time with y'all. 00:20:51.987 --> 00:20:54.347 Like, I love a pregame. 00:20:54.387 --> 00:20:56.047 I love a post party. 00:20:56.067 --> 00:20:58.067 Oh, you're right. 00:20:58.087 --> 00:20:58.807 I was wrong. 00:20:59.067 --> 00:21:01.327 The party isn't the second best thing at a party. 00:21:01.347 --> 00:21:02.907 The party is the third best thing. 00:21:02.927 --> 00:21:05.787 The second best thing is the post after party. 00:21:05.987 --> 00:21:08.267 The event itself is never the most exciting. 00:21:08.367 --> 00:21:09.267 Listen, okay, no. 00:21:09.327 --> 00:21:10.507 Here's my theory. 00:21:10.547 --> 00:21:12.147 The best is the pre-gaming. 00:21:12.687 --> 00:21:13.187 Of course. 00:21:13.187 --> 00:21:18.507 Second best is the exact moment you enter the party because you look cool as hell. 00:21:18.527 --> 00:21:19.487 Uh-huh, it's the entrance. 00:21:19.507 --> 00:21:22.247 And everyone's like, yo, hey, it's you, I love you. 00:21:23.347 --> 00:21:24.647 And you're like, hey, I love you. 00:21:24.667 --> 00:21:26.827 And you're like, look at all the clothes. 00:21:26.847 --> 00:21:28.247 It's like all of your outfits look so good. 00:21:28.587 --> 00:21:30.227 My outfit looks so good. 00:21:30.227 --> 00:21:31.887 Yeah, it's amazing. 00:21:32.207 --> 00:21:34.727 Oh, and then post-party is the next best. 00:21:35.067 --> 00:21:41.447 The fourth best part of the party is whenever you order food, when the food gets there. 00:21:41.667 --> 00:21:45.167 Though actually the worst part is when you order food, the best part is when the food gets there. 00:21:47.087 --> 00:21:49.467 And then the rest of the party is like below that. 00:21:51.747 --> 00:21:56.807 The worst part is ordering food because you have to coordinate like eight different people. 00:21:57.107 --> 00:21:57.947 Oh my God. 00:21:59.307 --> 00:22:01.447 Can you just pass the computer down around? 00:22:01.487 --> 00:22:02.727 I'm kind of busy right now. 00:22:02.747 --> 00:22:05.187 Can you just read me the menu, please? 00:22:07.547 --> 00:22:08.027 Uh-huh. 00:22:08.347 --> 00:22:13.287 So it's like so ordering food is the worst part, but getting food is maybe one of the one of the highlights. 00:22:13.307 --> 00:22:14.507 It's it's up there. 00:22:14.527 --> 00:22:15.507 Yeah, for sure. 00:22:15.707 --> 00:22:16.967 Doing shots together. 00:22:17.687 --> 00:22:20.467 Doing shots together is pretty good and a good suggestion. 00:22:20.487 --> 00:22:21.507 Doing shots together. 00:22:21.527 --> 00:22:22.447 Very close. 00:22:23.087 --> 00:22:23.507 Yes. 00:22:23.827 --> 00:22:28.807 The morning after for for the times that y'all just are like, all right, we're all too far. 00:22:28.827 --> 00:22:36.467 I'm thinking about like parties that are really far away brunch, where it's like, all right, we're all just passing out at this party and then we're going to go to brunch the next day. 00:22:36.487 --> 00:22:38.927 So we know now know the order of things. 00:22:38.967 --> 00:22:51.187 In which there's above the party is pre-gaming, the after party, the morning after and then the party. 00:22:51.867 --> 00:22:54.307 The food arrives, the arrival of people. 00:22:54.327 --> 00:22:57.327 Yeah, the party is above ordering food. 00:22:57.467 --> 00:22:58.347 I will give party that. 00:22:58.387 --> 00:23:00.207 Ordering food is the low point of the party. 00:23:00.227 --> 00:23:00.847 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:23:00.927 --> 00:23:02.347 That's the party hierarchy. 00:23:02.367 --> 00:23:06.767 The party hierarchy of needs, if you will. 00:23:07.407 --> 00:23:08.587 I will not, but continue. 00:23:09.027 --> 00:23:13.307 So, yeah, in terms of how to pre-game, it's pretty hard without parties. 00:23:13.327 --> 00:23:18.567 I haven't done a lot of pre-gaming at all because there haven't been parties to go to. 00:23:18.587 --> 00:23:26.027 I guess there have, but I'm not invited to those parties because they're by people who I would not party with. 00:23:27.267 --> 00:23:28.747