SPEAKER_2: And I'm Peach.
SPEAKER_2: This is a very exciting announcement.
SPEAKER_2: We're creating a 64 Mario game.
SPEAKER_2: We're calling it Mario 64, yahoo.
SPEAKER_2: Yah, yahoo.
SPEAKER_1: That's what I say.
SPEAKER_2: I'm the video game character who says that.
SPEAKER_2: Hey, where'd this Nintendo 64 add come from?
SPEAKER_2: Hey, can y'all chill?
SPEAKER_2: We've already had Sonic come by and we had to ask him to leave if you two could also.
SPEAKER_2: It's our big episode of Nintendo 64.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, but we need 64 as well.
SPEAKER_1: We're here for 64 and could you, fuck off.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_2: Oh my God, you're really, oh my God.
SPEAKER_2: She's hitting me with a tennis racket.
SPEAKER_2: Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_1: Oh my God, she has a golf club.
SPEAKER_2: Fuck, fuck him up.
SPEAKER_2: Oh God, this is, oh.
SPEAKER_2: I got you Mario.
SPEAKER_2: This is a nightmare, jeez, oh God.
SPEAKER_2: Welcome to Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_2: We have taken it for the Mushroom Kingdom.
SPEAKER_2: Today, I am your host Peach.
SPEAKER_2: And it's me, Mario.
SPEAKER_2: Wait, what are you doing with that flamethrower?
SPEAKER_1: No, back off, back off.
SPEAKER_1: We should do Foley work.
SPEAKER_2: What was that Foley representing?
SPEAKER_2: Just out of curiosity.
SPEAKER_1: The flamethrower, obviously.
SPEAKER_2: I see, I see, I understand.
SPEAKER_1: Didn't it sound like a realistic flamethrower?
SPEAKER_1: I've definitely heard flamethrowers before.
SPEAKER_2: Well, in honor of episode 64, we've both decided on this, I told Clair about this beforehand, for sure.
SPEAKER_2: I'm just going to be making periodic references to Nintendo 64 games, and everyone's going to love it, because that's gamer humor, is referencing the fact that video games exist.
SPEAKER_2: And everyone's going to love that.
SPEAKER_2: So, with that in mind, would you like to drive down Rainbow Road to this first craving?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, quit.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, should we say our names?
SPEAKER_1: Who are you?
SPEAKER_1: I forgot who you are.
SPEAKER_1: And I forgot who I am, too.
SPEAKER_2: My name's Brianna.
SPEAKER_2: I use she, her pronouns, and my accessibility needs are met.
SPEAKER_1: God, well, I guess I haven't been at a check-in circle in a year, but I feel like I'm all caught up now.
SPEAKER_1: My name's Clair, my pronouns are she, her, my accessibility needs are being met, and I might ask you to repeat yourself once or twice.
SPEAKER_1: Please bear with me.
SPEAKER_2: I miss it.
SPEAKER_2: I miss it so much.
SPEAKER_2: I've been doing them recently for work online, and it's just not the same.
SPEAKER_1: I genuinely hate Zoom ones, mostly because there's like 20 people, and the managers are like, and what is your favorite animal?
SPEAKER_1: And it's fun and whimsical, and it's actually just kind of boring because I don't give a shit about half of these people who I'm literally never going to see again because the company I work in is too large now.
SPEAKER_1: So I don't give a shit that Christine's favorite animal is a horse, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_2: Sam, you're coming for Christine.
SPEAKER_2: Holy shit.
SPEAKER_1: I don't think I know Christine at work.
SPEAKER_2: You're coming for Christine and all horse girls.
SPEAKER_2: Christine's a horse girl and you're coming for all horse girls.
SPEAKER_1: This is a podcast where we solve our cravings.
SPEAKER_1: First, we have to share our cravings.
SPEAKER_1: You're almost making me want to switch my craving last minute to check in circles, but truth be told, I don't crave check in circles.
SPEAKER_2: I don't either, but that's fair.
SPEAKER_2: Well, let me just segue us into here by saying I'm gonna goldenize us into this first craving.
SPEAKER_1: Shut up, baby.
SPEAKER_2: Don't worry, I'm doing my research.
SPEAKER_2: I'm ready to go.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, here's a better one.
SPEAKER_2: You wanna get flat and slide in like Paper Mario into a first craving?
SPEAKER_1: Sure, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: All right, so I'm gonna send you a thing.
SPEAKER_1: My craving has been rolling dice.
SPEAKER_1: Now, Brianna, we play a lot of tabletop RPGs online, so I don't roll a lot of dice, except in like downtime where I'm rolling them by myself, but they're just not the same, where everyone is around the table and you see the six or the 20 or the 12 or the 10 or whatever that top number on your dice is, and you cheer as if it's a ridiculous sports game.
SPEAKER_1: Nothing feels like it matters as much in that moment as the numbers on those dice.
SPEAKER_1: So what I've just sent you is a Kickstarter for something called Pixels, the electronic dice, and they do link to Roll20, and they do link to your phone, and they are electronic dice, and I really want these.
SPEAKER_1: However, without looking at the price, how much do you think a single dice costs?
SPEAKER_2: Set or a single dice?
SPEAKER_1: One dice, a single dice, one dice.
SPEAKER_2: The fact that you're asking this question makes me want to guess.
SPEAKER_2: I'm gonna say 20.
SPEAKER_1: It's 40.
SPEAKER_2: Oh my God, that's too much for a dice.
SPEAKER_2: That's $80 for two D6.
SPEAKER_2: That's $80.
SPEAKER_1: I'm glad you read my mind because I immediately thought, well, I'm gonna need like two D6 at least.
SPEAKER_2: Minimum, right?
SPEAKER_1: Right?
SPEAKER_1: Like I don't want that roll 20.
SPEAKER_1: I just want a bunch of D6s and then maybe a D10, maybe a D4 for like the occasional games that use those.
SPEAKER_1: But we all know that nobody uses a D20 in tabletop RPGs.
SPEAKER_1: Any self-respecting person would never touch a D20.
SPEAKER_1: Those are just cursed from the get-go.
SPEAKER_1: Every D20 has its own curse.
SPEAKER_1: Instead of these dice, how can I alleviate this craving to roll dice?
SPEAKER_1: Is there maybe some thing I can do instead?
SPEAKER_1: Or is there...
SPEAKER_2: So what if hollow dice?
SPEAKER_2: Is that anything?
SPEAKER_1: Hollow dice, we all say...
SPEAKER_1: So I get into my hollow dice container.
SPEAKER_1: It's as big as a person.
SPEAKER_1: And I go and I sit in it.
SPEAKER_1: And I take the camera in with me.
SPEAKER_1: And so you can see the number.
SPEAKER_1: The hollow dice is sort of like a giant hamster cube.
SPEAKER_1: And I know we've done giant hamster cube solutions before, but you sort of just run full tilt.
SPEAKER_1: And as soon as you get tired, that's the number.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, so we have different ideas of what this means.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I was gonna be like, and you set up a webcam and it dangles down and it shows your action and you get hype and then Poggers shows up on the Twitch stream or whatever.
SPEAKER_1: And you're a Twitch streamer who's streaming.
SPEAKER_2: Poggers does not show up.
SPEAKER_2: Poggers is banned from Twitch.
SPEAKER_1: Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_1: Sorry.
SPEAKER_1: Yawgers shows up on stream and...
SPEAKER_2: Oh my God.
SPEAKER_2: Do not send me back to the Yawgs cast.
SPEAKER_2: Do not.
SPEAKER_2: Don't do this to me.
SPEAKER_1: Sorry, I mean, Frogger's 64 shows up on stream and everyone goes wild.
SPEAKER_1: So what was your idea of the Hollow Dice?
SPEAKER_2: So my idea was just a hologram, like in Star Wars of some dice.
SPEAKER_1: Oh shit, that makes way more fucking sense.
SPEAKER_1: I went Hollow.
SPEAKER_1: I assumed Hollow Dice.
SPEAKER_2: No, I went for Hollow Dice.
SPEAKER_1: Hollow Dice?
SPEAKER_1: I guess Holley Dice is sort of like a holiday dice.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, that's Christmas for sure.
SPEAKER_1: That's not really anything.
SPEAKER_2: Deck the ball, deck the dice with boughs of Holley.
SPEAKER_2: We went to different places.
SPEAKER_1: That's okay.
SPEAKER_2: I respect it.
SPEAKER_1: What we're doing clearly is releasing the Christmas album for tabletop players.
SPEAKER_1: But what my real craving needs to be is the tabletop RPG Christmas album so that we can put it on in the background as we all play tabletop RPGs in person at the end of this year because it seems like the vaccination schedule is moving up literally like a month every couple days, which is exciting.
SPEAKER_2: What if we all just got cameras and we have those cameras set up to just have them focused on our little dice area, like we're fucking Critical Role or something, which I assume they do.
SPEAKER_2: I've never seen it.
SPEAKER_2: So you just have a camera and everyone has a camera on their dice, and that's what you use the Roll20 video functionality for instead of using it for your faces.
SPEAKER_1: So we don't show our faces?
SPEAKER_1: Reaction cam.
SPEAKER_1: You know how football or sports ball or whatever has the camera that pans to the audience when something cool happens?
SPEAKER_1: It's like an auto switching between cameras so that it shows your dice and then when it hits a 20, it switches back to the person and it just shows you losing your shit.
SPEAKER_1: And then you all lose your shit together, I guess.
SPEAKER_2: You just have a whole camera setup set so that it does that on command.
SPEAKER_1: It's like how Twitch streamers have a billion configurations where you type in something and an air horn happens and 10 billion effects happen on the screen, except now it's just you roll a d20 and you roll well.
SPEAKER_1: Could you imagine if air horns just happened every time you roll a d20 and succeeded?
SPEAKER_1: That would be the worst.
SPEAKER_2: But if they only happen on a 20, that's fine.
SPEAKER_1: If I can mod my dice, I want the John Cena on the 20, and then I want the Jeopardy Womp Womp on a 1.
SPEAKER_1: What about just dice that produce sound?
SPEAKER_2: That's really good.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I'm sure that's been done.
SPEAKER_2: There's dice that produce lights, so it's probably the dice that produce sound.
SPEAKER_2: I've figured it out.
SPEAKER_2: I figured it out.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, perfect.
SPEAKER_2: So you know how everyone can drive?
SPEAKER_2: Obviously.
SPEAKER_1: We're gonna drive to the dice store.
SPEAKER_2: So we're gonna drive out to a field.
SPEAKER_2: And we're all gonna stay in our cars, and we're gonna get on a video call.
SPEAKER_2: And we're gonna play a tabletop game in our cars, in a circle in these cars.
SPEAKER_2: And we'll grab our dice, which are hanging, of course, from the mirror of the car, because that's where you put dice.
SPEAKER_2: And then...
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, your car dice.
SPEAKER_2: Your car dice.
SPEAKER_2: And you're rolling those.
SPEAKER_2: And everyone, when you roll the dice, like, squints to see if they can see it.
SPEAKER_1: I thought you were like, all right, we're all gonna get into our cars that we all totally have.
SPEAKER_1: When we need to roll, we're gonna drive out and find a tree that's flat, like it's been chopped down so it's flat.
SPEAKER_1: We're gonna roll on the tree, and we're gonna drive away so everyone, one by one, can come in and verify the roll.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, yes, the rolling tree.
SPEAKER_2: That's my favorite weird dystopian novel they made us read in high school.
SPEAKER_2: What if you all went out into, again, a field?
SPEAKER_2: I really am a fond of fields.
SPEAKER_2: And you all sort of stand obviously like many feet away, and in the middle, there's a pair of dice, a really big pair of dice.
SPEAKER_2: And you have like some sort of thing that makes them roll.
SPEAKER_1: You've just given me the best fucking idea.
SPEAKER_1: Do you remember the board game Sorry?
SPEAKER_1: Do you remember pressing the thing in the middle?
SPEAKER_2: And it would roll?
SPEAKER_1: It wouldn't really roll, it would bounce.
SPEAKER_1: We need a big one of those.
SPEAKER_1: We need, like you said, a big dice, but we need that big dice to be contained within a big dome that when you press on it from any angle, it depresses itself and then pops up and rolls the dice.
SPEAKER_1: So we can all stand around the giant orb.
SPEAKER_1: It's not an orb, semi orb containing this dice that is, I presume, 10 feet tall.
SPEAKER_2: So the thing that's great about this is it works so well for specifically Powered by the Apocalypse games, because you never have to change the amount of dice you roll.
SPEAKER_2: You're always rolling 2D6.
SPEAKER_1: That's perfect.
SPEAKER_2: Now, here's a slight issue with that.
SPEAKER_2: What if you have to change the amount of dice you roll, such as in Forced in the Dark games, we have to change it to a different amount basically every roll.
SPEAKER_1: What is the maximum amount of dice you can roll in a Forced in the Dark game?
SPEAKER_1: It doesn't matter, because there's more colors of the rainbow.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, there's a theoretical max, but there's more colors of the rainbow.
SPEAKER_1: And clearly we just color code the dice.
SPEAKER_1: And before you roll, you go, I've got green.
SPEAKER_1: Since we can't change the dice as I have, I guess, concluded by just being like, what if we just shove more dice in?
SPEAKER_1: Really, the developer in me is coming out, because the solution wasn't, let's make a clean solution that is accessible and available and easily customizable.
SPEAKER_1: It's, let's just shove more things into it.
SPEAKER_1: And just, it'll work.
SPEAKER_2: That's the ethos of Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_2: That is what we believe in here.
SPEAKER_2: Fuck your easy solutions.
SPEAKER_2: No, absolutely not.
SPEAKER_1: Fuck your easy solutions.
SPEAKER_1: We need a banner of that.
SPEAKER_1: It's Salt Cravings, the first subtitle.
SPEAKER_1: Fuck your easy solutions.
SPEAKER_1: And then on a third line, just AI.
SPEAKER_2: God, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: One day an AI is going to automate the podcast.
SPEAKER_2: That's what we'll do when we end on episode 69.
SPEAKER_2: An AI will just take over.
SPEAKER_1: BriannaBot will come back and seek revenge.
SPEAKER_2: The Greg-BriannaBot combination which now exists in the Salt Cravings official lore on the Salt Cravings Wiki, which definitely exists.
SPEAKER_1: Um...
SPEAKER_1: All right, which fucker is making the Salt Cravings Wiki?
SPEAKER_2: We can't do it.
SPEAKER_1: We can't do it.
SPEAKER_1: That would be against the spirit of things.
SPEAKER_2: It's too late at this point.
SPEAKER_1: It's too late, exactly, right?
SPEAKER_2: Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: If we'd done this in episode one, we'd be the most popular podcast in the world.
SPEAKER_1: That's how Wikis work.
SPEAKER_1: That's what I was saying.
SPEAKER_2: You either die with a Wiki or live long enough to see yourself become un-famous.
SPEAKER_2: No, not infamous.
SPEAKER_2: Infamous is different.
SPEAKER_1: Well, that depends who you ask.
SPEAKER_1: There's a certain McElroy who I would describe as perhaps infamous at this point.
SPEAKER_1: Look, I'm just saying, I'm not bisexual as a lesbian.
SPEAKER_2: So I'm gonna kill you for bringing this into our lives.
SPEAKER_2: We can't make a podcast out of making fun of the McElroys.
SPEAKER_1: But this is the Ange episode.
SPEAKER_2: You're right, this is the Ange episode.
SPEAKER_1: I feel like my dice craving has been satisfied, and we can move past the McElroy mishaps.
SPEAKER_1: Do you want to maybe take us on to the next craving?
SPEAKER_2: I suppose you could say that spiritually, with this craving, I am playing an ocarina of time, of sorts.
SPEAKER_2: Because I want to get my fucking hour back.
SPEAKER_2: Do you fucking hear me?
SPEAKER_2: Give me my fucking hour back.
SPEAKER_2: Daylight Savings sucks, and we shouldn't be having it anyway.
SPEAKER_2: And the only reason that we do, from my understanding, is because California refused to vote on it, and DC wanted to align with California and have the whole...
SPEAKER_2: Basically, my understanding is some asshole held up the vote in California, and now because of this fucking asshole, we now have to lose one of our hours.
SPEAKER_2: I don't even live in that state.
SPEAKER_2: It sucks.
SPEAKER_2: It's bullshit.
SPEAKER_2: Or country.
SPEAKER_2: I don't even live in that state or country, but the entire West Coast has to be unified, and everyone was in, everyone was willing to do it, except for some motherfucker in California who's ruined it for all of us, and I am gonna find them.
SPEAKER_1: I'm assuming there's something I'm not understanding about how democracy works, because I thought if there was one person who wanted something, and everyone else wanted it, usually you go with the people.
SPEAKER_2: Here's what happened.
SPEAKER_2: BC, Washington, and Oregon all passed bills to say no more daylight savings time.
SPEAKER_2: California put this to a vote, but they said all of their votes were contingent on the idea that California also does it, so that the entire West Coast can be aligned on this.
SPEAKER_2: California, there was a referendum, it passed.
SPEAKER_2: They put it to the House, it passed, but the fucking chair of the California Senate refused to put it up to a vote because it would put them out of sync with Mexico.
SPEAKER_2: And so, because of one fucking guy in California, we, and it expired, it expired at the end of the year, that bill, so they would have to do the whole fucking thing again.
SPEAKER_2: Because of one fucking guy in California, we are all losing an hour still, even though we shouldn't.
SPEAKER_2: And I'm gonna come for him.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I mean, I have the solution.
SPEAKER_1: I'm gonna make sure that he never wants to take our hour ever again.
SPEAKER_1: How many people are on the West Coast?
SPEAKER_1: There's like at least a few million, right?
SPEAKER_1: If that asshole had to experience every hour he stole from us, he'd never do it again.
SPEAKER_1: So we're gonna find him.
SPEAKER_2: You're right.
SPEAKER_2: And we're gonna put him in a time chamber.
SPEAKER_1: And we're just gonna lock him in with every hour he took from us.
SPEAKER_1: And we're gonna say, oh, you want our hours?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, you really want our hours?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, all right.
SPEAKER_1: Here are our hours.
SPEAKER_1: Here are our hours, asshole.
SPEAKER_1: And then we just kind of, it's like some terrible Star Trek movie as we shut the door, and it's just this Wilhelm scream.
SPEAKER_2: I'm Googling how many people live on the West Coast.
SPEAKER_2: This is just for the US, this doesn't include Canada.
SPEAKER_2: 53,492,270.
SPEAKER_1: 53 million hours to years.
SPEAKER_1: This fucker has to live through 6,500 years.
SPEAKER_1: Get fucked, you asshole.
SPEAKER_1: This is what you get.
SPEAKER_1: You have to live for like three times our literal calendar, Gregorian that is, not Julian.
SPEAKER_1: Gregory would be fucking pissed at you.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_1: We're gonna make a new calendar, and we're gonna call it whatever this shit holds, name is, and then we're gonna like never use it, just so we can go.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: And that's where all those hours went.
SPEAKER_1: That calendar contains all of the hours we lost.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, now we can pass it, and now we can pass it, and we can all live without daylight fucking savings time.
SPEAKER_1: Now, I have a question.
SPEAKER_1: Would you want to keep time as it is now or keep us backwards an hour?
SPEAKER_1: Personally, I want to keep us where in summer, the sun doesn't set until like midnight, but that's just because I love going to the beach at like 11 p.m.
SPEAKER_1: in summer.
SPEAKER_2: I respect that.
SPEAKER_2: So here's how I think it has to come down.
SPEAKER_2: I have a lot of friends in like Ontario and stuff.
SPEAKER_2: And so for me, it would be really convenient if we didn't lose more time than them.
SPEAKER_2: And in fact, the time difference was lesser.
SPEAKER_2: So assuming they get an extra hour.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, God, what's the math here?
SPEAKER_2: I don't know what the math here is.
SPEAKER_2: But I think if we both have an extra hour, we won't want them to have the extra hour.
SPEAKER_1: If you want us to go back, but you, yeah, if we go back, but they stay here after the spring forward, then it would be four hours apart instead.
SPEAKER_1: So what you want is you want us to stay here and them to go back, and then we'd be two hours apart.
SPEAKER_2: I think that would be better.
SPEAKER_2: I think that would be better for all of us.
SPEAKER_2: I think it would help unify this false fucking country.
SPEAKER_1: Really all colonialism needed was a unified time metric.
SPEAKER_1: That's really all it needed to make it good now.
SPEAKER_2: God.
SPEAKER_1: Really, the solution was so simple.
SPEAKER_1: Clearly we just need a unified time, and then all our problems would go away.
SPEAKER_1: We've solved it, everybody.
SPEAKER_2: But more importantly, just don't make me lose another fucking hour ever again.
SPEAKER_2: Ever again for as long as I live.
SPEAKER_2: I don't want to...
SPEAKER_1: What if it only went forward?
SPEAKER_2: What if it didn't go back and forth?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I think we should do that.
SPEAKER_2: I think we should start doing that.
SPEAKER_2: We should just, every year we go forward an hour.
SPEAKER_2: Hey, listen, in 24 years, we'll be where we started.
SPEAKER_1: Well, in 12 years, actually, because we still do it twice a year.
SPEAKER_2: Well, here's what I think is, when was Daylight Savings Time instituted here?
SPEAKER_2: Let me find the year.
SPEAKER_2: 1908.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, so that's a solid 113 years.
SPEAKER_2: So we need 113 hours back.
SPEAKER_2: So we just have to go forward 113 times, and then we're all squared away.
SPEAKER_2: That's our fucking interest.
SPEAKER_1: Well, 113 hours, the modulo of 24 is 17.
SPEAKER_1: So the difference is we clearly just go back seven hours.
SPEAKER_1: And so I think we're good on that, actually.
SPEAKER_1: If we just go back seven hours, we're all caught up.
SPEAKER_1: Is that the same?
SPEAKER_1: Can we modulo?
SPEAKER_1: Is this fair?
SPEAKER_2: I want all of those fucking hours back.
SPEAKER_2: I don't want to lose them.
SPEAKER_2: I want us to just gain extra hours that we can use as we please and chill the fuck out, and we just call that time like catch up time.
SPEAKER_2: No one has to work and everyone is chill.
SPEAKER_2: That time didn't happen.
SPEAKER_2: So it's fine.
SPEAKER_1: Where do we put it?
SPEAKER_1: Do we just like carve out a few days?
SPEAKER_1: Because I guess that's about four and a half days.
SPEAKER_2: Maybe we should take it in shifts.
SPEAKER_2: I think it would be easiest if we took it in shifts.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I guess you're saying like every single person did lose all that time.
SPEAKER_1: Well, that's not true because I only lost 26 hours.
SPEAKER_2: So yeah, it does have to be based on the amount of years you've been alive.
SPEAKER_2: But that's still fine.
SPEAKER_2: We're still getting like over a day.
SPEAKER_2: So I'm like...
SPEAKER_1: Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_1: This is my governmentally instituted outside of normal time day.
SPEAKER_1: Thank you.
SPEAKER_1: Thank you to the only good thing the Canadian government has ever done.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, which to be clear is not a thing they've done yet, but a thing we're going to be doing.
SPEAKER_1: And they haven't even done it yet.
SPEAKER_2: Typical.
SPEAKER_2: So there we go.
SPEAKER_2: I think with that, all of our time will be set straight.
SPEAKER_2: We won't need the ocarina anymore.
SPEAKER_2: We can, you know, Link can go out into this new realm and find a mask and he can have his little adventure.
SPEAKER_2: Want to tell me your next craving?
SPEAKER_1: I would, but Brianna, first, we have to burn that craving.
SPEAKER_1: So I've come up with a new segment.
SPEAKER_2: We are five fucking episodes from the end of Salt Cravings.
SPEAKER_1: Exactly.
SPEAKER_1: Burn that craving.
SPEAKER_1: It's a segment about burning your old cravings because you're never going to use them because it's ending.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, right.
SPEAKER_2: We talked about this, huh?
SPEAKER_1: No, I definitely never told you about this.
SPEAKER_1: However, choose some cravings that you don't want to use again.
SPEAKER_1: And just quickly, we're going to talk about how flammable they are.
SPEAKER_2: All right.
SPEAKER_1: Whatever that means.
SPEAKER_2: Here we go.
SPEAKER_2: How many are we doing today?
SPEAKER_1: Don't burn too many, but get the ones you want.
SPEAKER_2: How flammable is a cobalt?
SPEAKER_1: A cobalt?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: Like the dragon?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, like the dragon type.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I feel like that's...
SPEAKER_2: Little guys.
SPEAKER_1: I feel like that's a two out of ten, maybe.
SPEAKER_1: Like they can take the fire forever.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Almost like a one.
SPEAKER_1: I think we should just do a quick scale, right?
SPEAKER_1: This is how we burn through these.
SPEAKER_1: Literally burn through these really quick.
SPEAKER_1: I think that's a one out of ten on the flammability scale.
SPEAKER_1: Sangria.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, Sangria.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, it's got alcohol in it.
SPEAKER_1: That's true.
SPEAKER_2: So that's flammable for sure.
SPEAKER_2: It is a liquid otherwise.
SPEAKER_2: I think I got to give it a four out of ten.
SPEAKER_2: It'll burn for a bit, but not for very long.
SPEAKER_2: How about the emotional Mecha Jam from a couple of years ago?
SPEAKER_1: Well, that was that was definitely fire.
SPEAKER_1: So I'm going to give that an eight out of ten.
SPEAKER_1: How about Carly Rae Jepsen?
SPEAKER_2: Carly Rae Jepsen is, I mean, well, how flammable are mission people?
SPEAKER_1: Well, given some of the things that went on in mission, it depends where you were.
SPEAKER_1: I feel like if you want to collab with me on that, I'm going to give it a solid six.
SPEAKER_2: Six makes sense to me.
SPEAKER_2: Let me hit you with one more.
SPEAKER_2: How flammable are tabletop games that aren't D&D?
SPEAKER_1: Is it the book or is it the computer?
SPEAKER_1: Because like the book, book, I'm going to give like a six, an eight.
SPEAKER_1: The computer, I'm going to give a six only because I think it would take some time.
SPEAKER_1: But once you got it going, I think it would really take and I think it would be much more spectacular.
SPEAKER_1: One more, Caesar salad.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, that's tough.
SPEAKER_2: I don't think the Caesar dressing is very flammable, but you could burn those leaves probably.
SPEAKER_2: You would need some dry stuff.
SPEAKER_2: So it would be a challenge.
SPEAKER_2: I'm going to go with a five.
SPEAKER_2: I think that's a solid five.
SPEAKER_2: Solid five on Caesar salad.
SPEAKER_1: This has been Burn That Craving.
SPEAKER_1: That was my radio voice.
SPEAKER_1: So thank you for indulging my weird and wacky thing that I came up with.
SPEAKER_2: This is our new bit, everyone.
SPEAKER_2: This is our new.
SPEAKER_2: God, we're going to have so many stupid bits to bring back in episode 69.
SPEAKER_2: Look out for it.
SPEAKER_1: So my next craving is one that I feel like a lot of people are feeling right now, and maybe we've been feeling this way for a long time, but I've just been a coward and I haven't brought it up yet.
SPEAKER_1: I've been craving a revolution, literally, just straight up.
SPEAKER_1: It's time to put a pedal to the asphalt, sort of like, when are we going to lock those representatives in a room and just make them vote on something that fucking matters?
SPEAKER_2: Parody, parody, parody, satire, satire, parody, parody, parody.
SPEAKER_2: That's the entirety of this section.
SPEAKER_2: We're doing parody and satire, we're doing parody and satire.
SPEAKER_2: Please don't arrest us.
SPEAKER_2: Anyway...
SPEAKER_1: It's a joke.com.
SPEAKER_1: It's definitely a joke.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, so Revolution.
SPEAKER_2: This is a mood.
SPEAKER_2: Like it just feels like we should, we should be able to just do it.
SPEAKER_1: Right?
SPEAKER_2: There's so many of us.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, I don't really want to die, but I would like to do this.
SPEAKER_2: I think that would be good.
SPEAKER_1: I think when it comes to Revolution, there are two huge challenges.
SPEAKER_1: Making sure that those who take over power as leadership positions don't in turn become corrupt.
SPEAKER_1: And two, logistics.
SPEAKER_1: So I really think logistics is where we need to be focusing on for this craving.
SPEAKER_2: Can I put the third one up there?
SPEAKER_2: Which is there is almost always a pretty severe cost to a Revolution.
SPEAKER_2: And so convincing people that a worthwhile, but Revolution does create a lot of refugees and people who are gone through severe trauma, right?
SPEAKER_2: Revolutions cause trauma.
SPEAKER_1: Revolution is messy, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: To me, there's a core part of this which is like, how do you do an effective Revolution while causing as little harm as possible?
SPEAKER_2: And I don't know that there's an answer to that, but let's talk about logistics.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, that's kind of my thought.
SPEAKER_1: Look, if you came to me about how to cause less harm, I would say, please, you need to go to a Transformative Justice expert.
SPEAKER_1: However, logistics, now I can help you there.
SPEAKER_2: Now, let's be careful about how we talk about this.
SPEAKER_2: Let's be careful about how we talk about Revolutionary tactics on our public podcast that anyone can listen to.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think the answer is obvious.
SPEAKER_1: It's TikTok, right?
SPEAKER_1: We need to buy TikTok because those teens are enacting, what do they do?
SPEAKER_1: They made Trump look like a fool even more so when he was in power, like every single time seemed to be the thing.
SPEAKER_1: They bought all his tickets to his concert or wherever the fuck that one time.
SPEAKER_1: And also a bunch of other things.
SPEAKER_2: From my time on TikTok, yeah, I have seen genuine good conversations and talk about revolution and those sorts of things on TikTok, and it seems like there's a lot of like cool radical teens on TikTok these days.
SPEAKER_2: Oh my God, I sound so old.
SPEAKER_1: So we need to reach out to the cool radical teens.
SPEAKER_1: So Brianna, this is how we do logistics.
SPEAKER_1: We just got to fit in with the teens.
SPEAKER_1: The teens will save us.
SPEAKER_2: Hello, fellow teens.
SPEAKER_2: Do you want to overthrow the government?
SPEAKER_1: Me showing up with a skateboard and an anarchist symbol.
SPEAKER_2: We're just like you, cool teens, do a barrel roll.
SPEAKER_1: Do a barrel roll, pog, pog, pog.
SPEAKER_1: Oh shit, no one says pog anymore.
SPEAKER_1: I mean, frog, frog, frog, I'm hip.
SPEAKER_1: We sound so old.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I know what the teens love, bacon.
SPEAKER_1: That's definitely relevant and not from like 2012.
SPEAKER_2: We're so in touch and hip with all of the teens.
SPEAKER_2: We know what they like.
SPEAKER_1: Jeweling, sorry, what is Jeweling?
SPEAKER_1: This sounds like a sex thing.
SPEAKER_2: Vaping, vaping.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, I thought you meant like, It's not a sex thing.
SPEAKER_1: I thought you meant like, Teenagers don't have sex.
SPEAKER_1: I thought you meant like J-E-W-E-L-I-N-G, and I want to know what Jeweling is.
SPEAKER_1: I thought it was like a video game where you match three in a row.
SPEAKER_2: Are those popular with the kids?
SPEAKER_2: Oh my God, I have no...
SPEAKER_2: This is the biggest problem is, how do you get across the generational divide?
SPEAKER_1: You have a sibling.
SPEAKER_2: Yes, I do.
SPEAKER_2: I should just ask her.
SPEAKER_2: You just want to call her quickly?
SPEAKER_2: I don't have to call her, but I am going to text her.
SPEAKER_1: How do revolution?
SPEAKER_2: Question mark?
SPEAKER_2: Well, I've asked her and let's continue on.
SPEAKER_2: And if she gets back to me, then we'll know.
SPEAKER_2: And if she doesn't, we'll just figure it out ourselves.
SPEAKER_2: For now, I think, what if we made like a revolutionary K-pop band?
SPEAKER_2: I think that would help.
SPEAKER_1: Oh shit.
SPEAKER_1: How is it revolutionary?
SPEAKER_1: What's the different?
SPEAKER_2: The songs are about literal, actual revolutions.
SPEAKER_1: Can we just invite them to sort of like team up with our political party that we're making, I guess, from last time?
SPEAKER_2: Right, the musical.
SPEAKER_2: Well, no, hang on.
SPEAKER_2: We're doing a revolution now.
SPEAKER_2: No political parties.
SPEAKER_1: Shit, that's true.
SPEAKER_2: We're not doing reformist bullshit here anymore, Clair.
SPEAKER_2: We tried, that didn't work.
SPEAKER_2: Now we gotta kill some people.
SPEAKER_2: Oh God.
SPEAKER_1: So I learned recently that they put a K-pop character in like a murder video game.
SPEAKER_1: It was like Dead Till Daylight or whatever.
SPEAKER_1: And so now you can be-
SPEAKER_2: Also, I think a K-pop character, I think the term you're looking for is artist, is person, is individual, real person.
SPEAKER_1: Well, clearly we need like a K-pop VTuber.
SPEAKER_1: So I actually think I mean K-pop character.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: VTubers, people love VTubers.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, we need the VTube K-pop revolution.
SPEAKER_1: And everyone knows how to dance dance.
SPEAKER_1: And that's how you do revolution.
SPEAKER_2: I think really with a combined effort of all of these things, you know, there's that quote that's like, it's the job of the artist to make revolution irresistible.
SPEAKER_1: It's really the job of the artist just to do revolution now.
SPEAKER_2: I'm gonna leave a pause here for when my sister, if she gets back to us and says, yeah, you can put this on your fucking podcast, you loser, so that we can share her wisdom.
SPEAKER_2: And from there, we'll know exactly what to do.
SPEAKER_1: All right, here is the wisdom of the teens, everybody.
SPEAKER_2: My sister says, well, after spending the last six months coaching slightly unhinged 14-year-olds, I would say they're motivated by free food, social media and deeply suppressed rage.
SPEAKER_2: So I would suggest a TikTok trend that unites them against a common enemy.
SPEAKER_2: My personal ultimate enemy is capitalism.
SPEAKER_2: So I would make a put your finger down challenge and have it be like, put a finger down if you worry about never being successful enough, if you don't think you'll ever afford to buy a house on your own, if you're constantly being told by the education system that you're not good enough, if your vision of the future is plagued by the impending doom of climate change, et cetera.
SPEAKER_2: If you put down more than X fingers, capitalism has ruined your life.
SPEAKER_2: Then in the description, include a link to revolutionary materials and contacts and then also throw in some free food if they decide to join.
SPEAKER_2: My sister's a genius.
SPEAKER_2: Shout outs to Jenna, you're the best.
SPEAKER_1: And I really think that's going to save us.
SPEAKER_1: I really think that wisdom is going to be what brings us in to the 22nd century.
SPEAKER_1: Unironically, the kids are the future.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, unironically, the kids are the future.
SPEAKER_2: Keep building movements of solidarity and pushing back against oppressive governments, radicalize and build support in your communities.
SPEAKER_1: And never stop communicating.
SPEAKER_2: We're gonna do this, we're gonna get there.
SPEAKER_1: We're gonna do it.
SPEAKER_1: We personally are going to do it.
SPEAKER_1: Do not come for us.
SPEAKER_1: This is a threat only to the governments of the world.
SPEAKER_1: Do not come for us.
SPEAKER_2: No, we're not threatening anyone.
SPEAKER_2: We are not threatening anyone.
SPEAKER_2: There is no threat here.
SPEAKER_2: We are not doing, we do not have plans for any direct revolutionary action.
SPEAKER_2: We are not doing anything illegal.
SPEAKER_2: We have freedom of speech and we are going to continue to talk about revolution.
SPEAKER_2: And that's all there is to it.
SPEAKER_1: That's all there is to it.
SPEAKER_1: Do you wanna give me your Craven?
SPEAKER_2: So you know lesbians, are you familiar with them?
SPEAKER_1: No, tell me about lesbians, Brianna.
SPEAKER_1: I would love to learn about lesbians.
SPEAKER_1: I think this is going to be life-changing for me.
SPEAKER_2: So you know how we all have to like men.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, no, I definitely feel this, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: I'm dating like seven men.
SPEAKER_2: What if you could date a woman instead?
SPEAKER_2: You didn't have to date a man.
SPEAKER_2: Well, that's what lesbians are.
SPEAKER_2: What?
SPEAKER_2: It's pretty powerful.
SPEAKER_2: I know, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_2: But don't worry, but don't you worry.
SPEAKER_2: I know it seems radical, it seems crazy.
SPEAKER_2: But we've made lesbians over the past, you know, lesbian representation, showing them in general.
SPEAKER_2: We've made it so that lesbian representation looks a certain way and feels a certain way.
SPEAKER_2: Don't you worry.
SPEAKER_2: There aren't gonna be any ugly butchers here or archaic butch-femme dynamics.
SPEAKER_2: And it's all just gonna be conventionally attractive women, you know?
SPEAKER_1: Women with an ex.
SPEAKER_2: Women with an ex who are going to kiss in ways that are meant for the males in the male gaze.
SPEAKER_1: You wouldn't wanna...
SPEAKER_2: Not too long.
SPEAKER_2: Unless it's sexy and hot for the men.
SPEAKER_1: Then it's fine.
SPEAKER_2: My specific craving here, I mean, in general, is for better lesbian representation.
SPEAKER_2: The other thing, of course, is they're always white.
SPEAKER_2: Almost always white.
SPEAKER_2: They're very often white and they're often cis.
SPEAKER_2: A thing that I would love, I mean, and maybe this is because I'm biased because I'm in a butch-fem relationship, but I would like some more butch-fem back, please, because that's a type of specific, that's like the specific type.
SPEAKER_2: I want general, better representation.
SPEAKER_2: That's the type that I'm like, I would rather have representations of lesbianism that aren't just like too conventionally attractive, feminine, but not like femme women, you know?
SPEAKER_2: I want more of these dynamics.
SPEAKER_2: I would like to see some on screen.
SPEAKER_1: I have the solution, unless you'd like to keep going before we jump into the knot for reals.
SPEAKER_2: I was just gonna say that like this is historically, you know, obviously historically has been a thing, but it's no longer the primary kind of representation.
SPEAKER_2: Continue.
SPEAKER_1: So you know how Joe Biden is going to force femme the citizens of the United States via this vaccine?
SPEAKER_1: Clearly what we need to do is force mask all these lesbians.
SPEAKER_2: We've developed something more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
SPEAKER_2: You're over there with your baby level force femming.
SPEAKER_2: We're doing force masking now.
SPEAKER_2: And not to trans women like we usually do.
SPEAKER_1: Chad is now a force femmed and then force masked back and forth.
SPEAKER_2: We're just gonna really just switch it up.
SPEAKER_2: You know, we're going crazy.
SPEAKER_2: We're force femming some, we're force masking others.
SPEAKER_2: We're doing it.
SPEAKER_2: And then they'll have no choice but to put those relationships on screen again.
SPEAKER_1: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_1: We sort of, we play cupid is kind of what you're saying.
SPEAKER_1: Where we look at a couple or we find who people we think have to be a couple and we go, mm, yeah, sorry, you're the fem now.
SPEAKER_1: It's kind of like asking which one of you is a spoon or which one of you is the top or literally any other variation of the, which one of you is the bendy straw or whatever.
SPEAKER_2: It's sort of like asking some variation of which one of you is the man, except we're not asking, we're telling.
SPEAKER_1: Yes, this is healthy and normal and good.
SPEAKER_1: So how are we doing this?
SPEAKER_1: How are we force femming and force masking people?
SPEAKER_2: We're trans, so that is our trans identity already.
SPEAKER_2: That's our superpower.
SPEAKER_1: I forgot.
SPEAKER_2: That is our superpower.
SPEAKER_1: When I became trans, I was given the power by the, what is it, the trans allegiance?
SPEAKER_1: No, what the fuck is it called?
SPEAKER_1: The trans-
SPEAKER_2: The transgender, the transsexual empire?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, the transsexual empire, right.
SPEAKER_1: The T-E, as everyone calls it.
SPEAKER_1: When we go out for T-E, we're actually not saying T-E, we're saying we're gonna go to the T-E meeting that we all converge to in the transsexual empire.
SPEAKER_1: It's really nice if, once we force fem you, you can come along too.
SPEAKER_1: There's lounge chairs, there's chase lounges.
SPEAKER_1: You love it.
SPEAKER_1: And you have to.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, it's a great little hangout space.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, you have to.
SPEAKER_2: This is part of, this is the thing that we're doing, is we're deciding for you what your identity is.
SPEAKER_2: And we know that we can do it on an individual level.
SPEAKER_2: We just need to project that power on a larger scale.
SPEAKER_2: Oh shit.
SPEAKER_2: We need one of those headsets things that like psychics in superhero movies have to like increase the power of their abilities.
SPEAKER_2: We just need one of those for all the trans people, and then we can just project our powers.
SPEAKER_1: We need a lesbian Professor X.
SPEAKER_1: Am I gonna lose my hair if I do this?
SPEAKER_1: I don't wanna lose my hair.
SPEAKER_2: Why would you lose your hair?
SPEAKER_1: Because Professor X lost his hair.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, you're gonna become the lesbian Professor X.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, the lesbian Professor X, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: We'll have to get someone else to do it.
SPEAKER_2: We'll just have to get someone else to do it.
SPEAKER_1: We force them, wow, this is evil.
SPEAKER_1: Brianna, we're evil.
SPEAKER_1: Well, I guess lesbians are.
SPEAKER_2: Indeed, we are.
SPEAKER_1: The Disney villains are all evil and lesbians, so I guess, thanks Disney, this is your fault actually.
SPEAKER_1: I'm not accountable for my actions.
SPEAKER_2: In fairness, this is the only way.
SPEAKER_2: It's not like they can just start making these relationships on screen and just having these relationships or having relationships with gender nonconforming lesbians and lesbians of color and trans lesbians.
SPEAKER_2: It's not like they can put all of these on screen.
SPEAKER_1: That would cost money.
SPEAKER_2: Right, it would cost money.
SPEAKER_2: It all has to be to conventionally attractive, feminine women, one blonde, one brunette, ideally in a period piece.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, that way it's old and not now.
SPEAKER_1: So it's not like these problems exist today.
SPEAKER_2: If we do this, then it's our evil plan.
SPEAKER_2: Then it's normalized.
SPEAKER_2: We forcibly normalized it.
SPEAKER_2: This is forced normalization.
SPEAKER_2: And we're-
SPEAKER_1: The tweet is just normalize force femming.
SPEAKER_2: Normalize force femming alongside force masking.
SPEAKER_2: And that is the only way to do this because we can't just represent people on screen for no reason.
SPEAKER_2: We're going to give them a fucking reason.
SPEAKER_1: Well, I mean, after we do this, I feel like it is appropriate to cast us as the villains in the movie, but that's okay because we'll be hot and I guess conventionally attractive because we'll be cast as different people.
SPEAKER_2: So that'll be that'll be core.
SPEAKER_2: And so with that, hey, audio, look, it's those fuckers who burned us.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, I'm going to fuck you up.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, God, it's fine.
SPEAKER_2: I was prepared for this.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, my God, the entire DK crew showed up.
SPEAKER_2: I just expected Donkey, but but Lanky's here.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, my God, Lanky is.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, I'm being left apart by Lanky Kong.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, this man has no grace and no style.
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SPEAKER_2: What's the vibes for today's episode?
SPEAKER_2: I need to choose.
SPEAKER_1: I was literally just about to ask you that.
SPEAKER_1: Because I could go-
SPEAKER_2: I'm tired as shit.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, is it tired as shit?
SPEAKER_1: Okay, is it whimsical?
SPEAKER_1: Is it angry?
SPEAKER_1: Like, what is it?
SPEAKER_1: Like, is it both?
SPEAKER_1: Is it feel good?
SPEAKER_1: What vibes do we wanna hit?
SPEAKER_2: My, the two that I've chosen potentially, but I can adjust these.
SPEAKER_2: The two that I've chosen potentially, I think are like a little bit angry, but-
SPEAKER_2: Not, not devoid of, I think we can have some fun with them, but they are a little bit angry, you know?
SPEAKER_1: That is perfectly fair.
SPEAKER_1: And I think I am going to keep my angry one as well then.
SPEAKER_1: It's this, the episode title of this one is Salt Cravings colon Angie.
SPEAKER_2: We upset now, we're upset bitches now.
SPEAKER_1: See, we can't take ourselves seriously because if we get for real mad, then we're just a trope and we shouldn't be listened to.
SPEAKER_2: I'm literally a thing that I talked about with my therapist earlier today at a therapy field appointment earlier, and that's where I'm at.
SPEAKER_1: 35?
SPEAKER_2: Yep.
SPEAKER_1: We could have done 30.
SPEAKER_1: I feel like we were ready.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I definitely hit my mic there 40.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, that should be okay.
SPEAKER_1: Let me just...
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, that should be fine.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, that's cool.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, 10 minutes of silence.
SPEAKER_2: 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_2: 10 minutes long of silence.
SPEAKER_2: This is not the first time we made this joke.
SPEAKER_2: And it won't be the last.
SPEAKER_2: That's how we're going to start out.
SPEAKER_1: It might be though.
SPEAKER_1: It might be.
SPEAKER_1: We don't have that many left.
SPEAKER_2: It might be.
SPEAKER_2: We don't have that many left.
SPEAKER_2: Alright.