WEBVTT 00:00:34.022 --> 00:00:35.402 And I'm Peach. 00:00:37.262 --> 00:00:40.242 This is a very exciting announcement. 00:00:40.462 --> 00:00:44.422 We're creating a 64 Mario game. 00:00:44.622 --> 00:00:47.542 We're calling it Mario 64, yahoo. 00:00:48.042 --> 00:00:49.262 Yah, yahoo. 00:00:49.622 --> 00:00:50.602 That's what I say. 00:00:50.802 --> 00:00:53.182 I'm the video game character who says that. 00:00:56.642 --> 00:00:59.222 Hey, where'd this Nintendo 64 add come from? 00:00:59.242 --> 00:01:00.662 Hey, can y'all chill? 00:01:00.682 --> 00:01:05.022 We've already had Sonic come by and we had to ask him to leave if you two could also. 00:01:05.202 --> 00:01:08.682 It's our big episode of Nintendo 64. 00:01:09.102 --> 00:01:11.562 Yeah, but we need 64 as well. 00:01:11.702 --> 00:01:14.102 We're here for 64 and could you, fuck off. 00:01:15.122 --> 00:01:15.942 Oh, okay. 00:01:15.962 --> 00:01:17.982 Oh my God, you're really, oh my God. 00:01:18.002 --> 00:01:19.342 She's hitting me with a tennis racket. 00:01:19.422 --> 00:01:20.442 Jesus Christ. 00:01:20.482 --> 00:01:21.942 Oh my God, she has a golf club. 00:01:22.202 --> 00:01:25.122 Fuck, fuck him up. 00:01:25.902 --> 00:01:27.002 Oh God, this is, oh. 00:01:27.022 --> 00:01:28.022 I got you Mario. 00:01:28.782 --> 00:01:31.742 This is a nightmare, jeez, oh God. 00:01:31.822 --> 00:01:34.302 Welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:01:34.322 --> 00:01:36.462 We have taken it for the Mushroom Kingdom. 00:01:36.662 --> 00:01:38.322 Today, I am your host Peach. 00:01:39.282 --> 00:01:40.662 And it's me, Mario. 00:01:40.902 --> 00:01:44.602 Wait, what are you doing with that flamethrower? 00:01:44.702 --> 00:01:46.082 No, back off, back off. 00:01:52.862 --> 00:01:54.002 We should do Foley work. 00:01:55.242 --> 00:01:57.042 What was that Foley representing? 00:01:57.062 --> 00:01:58.642 Just out of curiosity. 00:01:58.662 --> 00:02:01.002 The flamethrower, obviously. 00:02:01.422 --> 00:02:03.142 I see, I see, I understand. 00:02:03.162 --> 00:02:05.582 Didn't it sound like a realistic flamethrower? 00:02:05.702 --> 00:02:08.262 I've definitely heard flamethrowers before. 00:02:08.502 --> 00:02:14.042 Well, in honor of episode 64, we've both decided on this, I told Clair about this beforehand, for sure. 00:02:14.782 --> 00:02:24.102 I'm just going to be making periodic references to Nintendo 64 games, and everyone's going to love it, because that's gamer humor, is referencing the fact that video games exist. 00:02:24.942 --> 00:02:26.422 And everyone's going to love that. 00:02:26.902 --> 00:02:36.002 So, with that in mind, would you like to drive down Rainbow Road to this first craving? 00:02:36.542 --> 00:02:37.782 Yeah, quit. 00:02:38.002 --> 00:02:38.942 Oh, should we say our names? 00:02:41.062 --> 00:02:41.702 Who are you? 00:02:41.722 --> 00:02:42.222 Who are you? 00:02:42.242 --> 00:02:43.142 I forgot who you are. 00:02:43.502 --> 00:02:44.882 And I forgot who I am, too. 00:02:45.242 --> 00:02:46.282 My name's Brianna. 00:02:47.182 --> 00:02:50.222 I use she, her pronouns, and my accessibility needs are met. 00:02:56.322 --> 00:03:01.342 God, well, I guess I haven't been at a check-in circle in a year, but I feel like I'm all caught up now. 00:03:01.602 --> 00:03:08.922 My name's Clair, my pronouns are she, her, my accessibility needs are being met, and I might ask you to repeat yourself once or twice. 00:03:08.942 --> 00:03:09.942 Please bear with me. 00:03:11.102 --> 00:03:11.682 I miss it. 00:03:11.802 --> 00:03:13.402 I miss it so much. 00:03:13.602 --> 00:03:17.222 I've been doing them recently for work online, and it's just not the same. 00:03:17.462 --> 00:03:26.782 I genuinely hate Zoom ones, mostly because there's like 20 people, and the managers are like, and what is your favorite animal? 00:03:27.162 --> 00:03:38.322 And it's fun and whimsical, and it's actually just kind of boring because I don't give a shit about half of these people who I'm literally never going to see again because the company I work in is too large now. 00:03:38.962 --> 00:03:43.842 So I don't give a shit that Christine's favorite animal is a horse, I'm sorry. 00:03:44.162 --> 00:03:46.242 Sam, you're coming for Christine. 00:03:46.302 --> 00:03:47.222 Holy shit. 00:03:47.482 --> 00:03:48.602 I don't think I know Christine at work. 00:03:48.622 --> 00:03:50.602 You're coming for Christine and all horse girls. 00:03:51.002 --> 00:03:53.542 Christine's a horse girl and you're coming for all horse girls. 00:03:53.942 --> 00:03:57.162 This is a podcast where we solve our cravings. 00:03:57.162 --> 00:03:58.622 First, we have to share our cravings. 00:03:58.822 --> 00:04:06.862 You're almost making me want to switch my craving last minute to check in circles, but truth be told, I don't crave check in circles. 00:04:07.462 --> 00:04:10.982 I don't either, but that's fair. 00:04:11.702 --> 00:04:24.662 Well, let me just segue us into here by saying I'm gonna goldenize us into this first craving. 00:04:28.862 --> 00:04:29.922 Shut up, baby. 00:04:29.942 --> 00:04:35.462 Don't worry, I'm doing my research. 00:04:35.482 --> 00:04:36.362 I'm ready to go. 00:04:36.382 --> 00:04:39.282 Okay, here's a better one. 00:04:39.622 --> 00:04:43.962 You wanna get flat and slide in like Paper Mario into a first craving? 00:04:44.422 --> 00:04:45.422 Sure, yeah. 00:04:45.442 --> 00:04:50.402 All right, so I'm gonna send you a thing. 00:04:50.922 --> 00:04:54.662 My craving has been rolling dice. 00:04:55.122 --> 00:05:19.462 Now, Brianna, we play a lot of tabletop RPGs online, so I don't roll a lot of dice, except in like downtime where I'm rolling them by myself, but they're just not the same, where everyone is around the table and you see the six or the 20 or the 12 or the 10 or whatever that top number on your dice is, and you cheer as if it's a ridiculous sports game. 00:05:19.742 --> 00:05:24.222 Nothing feels like it matters as much in that moment as the numbers on those dice. 00:05:24.242 --> 00:05:38.182 So what I've just sent you is a Kickstarter for something called Pixels, the electronic dice, and they do link to Roll20, and they do link to your phone, and they are electronic dice, and I really want these. 00:05:38.702 --> 00:05:44.142 However, without looking at the price, how much do you think a single dice costs? 00:05:44.902 --> 00:05:46.442 Set or a single dice? 00:05:46.462 --> 00:05:48.742 One dice, a single dice, one dice. 00:05:49.322 --> 00:05:51.802 The fact that you're asking this question makes me want to guess. 00:05:52.182 --> 00:05:54.542 I'm gonna say 20. 00:05:55.042 --> 00:05:55.662 It's 40. 00:05:55.682 --> 00:05:58.502 Oh my God, that's too much for a dice. 00:06:00.222 --> 00:06:02.622 That's $80 for two D6. 00:06:02.642 --> 00:06:04.082 That's $80. 00:06:04.302 --> 00:06:10.242 I'm glad you read my mind because I immediately thought, well, I'm gonna need like two D6 at least. 00:06:10.642 --> 00:06:11.882 Minimum, right? 00:06:12.202 --> 00:06:12.602 Right? 00:06:12.622 --> 00:06:14.182 Like I don't want that roll 20. 00:06:14.202 --> 00:06:21.282 I just want a bunch of D6s and then maybe a D10, maybe a D4 for like the occasional games that use those. 00:06:21.542 --> 00:06:25.162 But we all know that nobody uses a D20 in tabletop RPGs. 00:06:25.902 --> 00:06:28.722 Any self-respecting person would never touch a D20. 00:06:29.002 --> 00:06:31.022 Those are just cursed from the get-go. 00:06:31.042 --> 00:06:32.962 Every D20 has its own curse. 00:06:33.582 --> 00:06:40.162 Instead of these dice, how can I alleviate this craving to roll dice? 00:06:40.762 --> 00:06:44.162 Is there maybe some thing I can do instead? 00:06:44.782 --> 00:06:45.962 Or is there... 00:06:46.242 --> 00:06:48.402 So what if hollow dice? 00:06:48.662 --> 00:06:49.602 Is that anything? 00:06:50.522 --> 00:06:53.062 Hollow dice, we all say... 00:06:56.102 --> 00:06:59.162 So I get into my hollow dice container. 00:06:59.442 --> 00:07:00.782 It's as big as a person. 00:07:00.802 --> 00:07:02.342 And I go and I sit in it. 00:07:02.902 --> 00:07:05.322 And I take the camera in with me. 00:07:05.642 --> 00:07:07.582 And so you can see the number. 00:07:07.882 --> 00:07:10.862 The hollow dice is sort of like a giant hamster cube. 00:07:10.882 --> 00:07:16.002 And I know we've done giant hamster cube solutions before, but you sort of just run full tilt. 00:07:16.302 --> 00:07:19.622 And as soon as you get tired, that's the number. 00:07:19.862 --> 00:07:23.422 Yeah, so we have different ideas of what this means. 00:07:23.642 --> 00:07:33.342 Yeah, I was gonna be like, and you set up a webcam and it dangles down and it shows your action and you get hype and then Poggers shows up on the Twitch stream or whatever. 00:07:33.362 --> 00:07:36.342 And you're a Twitch streamer who's streaming. 00:07:36.362 --> 00:07:37.142 Poggers does not show up. 00:07:37.162 --> 00:07:38.582 Poggers is banned from Twitch. 00:07:40.862 --> 00:07:41.722 Right, right, right. 00:07:41.742 --> 00:07:42.162 Sorry. 00:07:42.602 --> 00:07:45.282 Yawgers shows up on stream and... 00:07:45.942 --> 00:07:47.222 Oh my God. 00:07:47.442 --> 00:07:49.742 Do not send me back to the Yawgs cast. 00:07:50.242 --> 00:07:50.802 Do not. 00:07:51.602 --> 00:07:52.682 Don't do this to me. 00:07:52.782 --> 00:08:01.002 Sorry, I mean, Frogger's 64 shows up on stream and everyone goes wild. 00:08:01.762 --> 00:08:03.742 So what was your idea of the Hollow Dice? 00:08:04.442 --> 00:08:09.562 So my idea was just a hologram, like in Star Wars of some dice. 00:08:09.582 --> 00:08:11.682 Oh shit, that makes way more fucking sense. 00:08:12.222 --> 00:08:13.162 I went Hollow. 00:08:13.262 --> 00:08:14.922 I assumed Hollow Dice. 00:08:15.622 --> 00:08:18.862 No, I went for Hollow Dice. 00:08:19.222 --> 00:08:20.722 Hollow Dice? 00:08:20.742 --> 00:08:23.702 I guess Holley Dice is sort of like a holiday dice. 00:08:24.082 --> 00:08:25.682 Yeah, that's Christmas for sure. 00:08:25.702 --> 00:08:27.542 That's not really anything. 00:08:27.602 --> 00:08:31.162 Deck the ball, deck the dice with boughs of Holley. 00:08:35.902 --> 00:08:37.302 We went to different places. 00:08:37.902 --> 00:08:38.522 That's okay. 00:08:38.542 --> 00:08:39.082 I respect it. 00:08:39.342 --> 00:08:44.262 What we're doing clearly is releasing the Christmas album for tabletop players. 00:08:44.382 --> 00:09:03.162 But what my real craving needs to be is the tabletop RPG Christmas album so that we can put it on in the background as we all play tabletop RPGs in person at the end of this year because it seems like the vaccination schedule is moving up literally like a month every couple days, which is exciting. 00:09:03.402 --> 00:09:16.622 What if we all just got cameras and we have those cameras set up to just have them focused on our little dice area, like we're fucking Critical Role or something, which I assume they do. 00:09:16.642 --> 00:09:17.462 I've never seen it. 00:09:17.882 --> 00:09:27.462 So you just have a camera and everyone has a camera on their dice, and that's what you use the Roll20 video functionality for instead of using it for your faces. 00:09:27.962 --> 00:09:29.442 So we don't show our faces? 00:09:30.202 --> 00:09:31.142 Reaction cam. 00:09:31.322 --> 00:09:39.362 You know how football or sports ball or whatever has the camera that pans to the audience when something cool happens? 00:09:39.862 --> 00:09:50.642 It's like an auto switching between cameras so that it shows your dice and then when it hits a 20, it switches back to the person and it just shows you losing your shit. 00:09:50.802 --> 00:09:52.802 And then you all lose your shit together, I guess. 00:09:53.242 --> 00:09:58.082 You just have a whole camera setup set so that it does that on command. 00:09:58.322 --> 00:10:14.482 It's like how Twitch streamers have a billion configurations where you type in something and an air horn happens and 10 billion effects happen on the screen, except now it's just you roll a d20 and you roll well. 00:10:14.602 --> 00:10:20.202 Could you imagine if air horns just happened every time you roll a d20 and succeeded? 00:10:20.542 --> 00:10:22.322 That would be the worst. 00:10:23.482 --> 00:10:25.722 But if they only happen on a 20, that's fine. 00:10:26.002 --> 00:10:34.682 If I can mod my dice, I want the John Cena on the 20, and then I want the Jeopardy Womp Womp on a 1. 00:10:35.002 --> 00:10:37.022 What about just dice that produce sound? 00:10:37.362 --> 00:10:38.122 That's really good. 00:10:38.642 --> 00:10:39.982 Yeah, I'm sure that's been done. 00:10:40.162 --> 00:10:43.542 There's dice that produce lights, so it's probably the dice that produce sound. 00:10:43.842 --> 00:10:44.862 I've figured it out. 00:10:44.882 --> 00:10:45.462 I figured it out. 00:10:45.462 --> 00:10:46.222 Oh, perfect. 00:10:46.662 --> 00:10:48.362 So you know how everyone can drive? 00:10:48.802 --> 00:10:50.562 Obviously. 00:10:51.102 --> 00:10:52.542 We're gonna drive to the dice store. 00:10:52.962 --> 00:10:55.782 So we're gonna drive out to a field. 00:10:57.982 --> 00:11:01.182 And we're all gonna stay in our cars, and we're gonna get on a video call. 00:11:01.602 --> 00:11:08.022 And we're gonna play a tabletop game in our cars, in a circle in these cars. 00:11:08.042 --> 00:11:15.462 And we'll grab our dice, which are hanging, of course, from the mirror of the car, because that's where you put dice. 00:11:16.122 --> 00:11:16.622 And then... 00:11:16.642 --> 00:11:18.322 Yeah, your car dice. 00:11:18.642 --> 00:11:19.362 Your car dice. 00:11:19.542 --> 00:11:20.642 And you're rolling those. 00:11:21.062 --> 00:11:24.642 And everyone, when you roll the dice, like, squints to see if they can see it. 00:11:24.902 --> 00:11:28.422 I thought you were like, all right, we're all gonna get into our cars that we all totally have. 00:11:28.642 --> 00:11:34.042 When we need to roll, we're gonna drive out and find a tree that's flat, like it's been chopped down so it's flat. 00:11:34.142 --> 00:11:41.322 We're gonna roll on the tree, and we're gonna drive away so everyone, one by one, can come in and verify the roll. 00:11:48.962 --> 00:11:50.242 Oh, yes, the rolling tree. 00:11:51.582 --> 00:11:56.442 That's my favorite weird dystopian novel they made us read in high school. 00:11:58.422 --> 00:12:01.382 What if you all went out into, again, a field? 00:12:01.462 --> 00:12:03.782 I really am a fond of fields. 00:12:04.082 --> 00:12:10.882 And you all sort of stand obviously like many feet away, and in the middle, there's a pair of dice, a really big pair of dice. 00:12:11.382 --> 00:12:15.962 And you have like some sort of thing that makes them roll. 00:12:15.982 --> 00:12:19.182 You've just given me the best fucking idea. 00:12:19.202 --> 00:12:21.922 Do you remember the board game Sorry? 00:12:21.942 --> 00:12:25.122 Do you remember pressing the thing in the middle? 00:12:26.322 --> 00:12:27.382 And it would roll? 00:12:27.402 --> 00:12:30.042 It wouldn't really roll, it would bounce. 00:12:30.482 --> 00:12:32.402 We need a big one of those. 00:12:32.482 --> 00:12:45.562 We need, like you said, a big dice, but we need that big dice to be contained within a big dome that when you press on it from any angle, it depresses itself and then pops up and rolls the dice. 00:12:45.782 --> 00:12:48.822 So we can all stand around the giant orb. 00:12:48.842 --> 00:12:54.242 It's not an orb, semi orb containing this dice that is, I presume, 10 feet tall. 00:12:54.482 --> 00:13:05.162 So the thing that's great about this is it works so well for specifically Powered by the Apocalypse games, because you never have to change the amount of dice you roll. 00:13:05.182 --> 00:13:06.642 You're always rolling 2D6. 00:13:07.202 --> 00:13:08.182 That's perfect. 00:13:08.422 --> 00:13:10.282 Now, here's a slight issue with that. 00:13:10.682 --> 00:13:18.882 What if you have to change the amount of dice you roll, such as in Forced in the Dark games, we have to change it to a different amount basically every roll. 00:13:19.142 --> 00:13:23.102 What is the maximum amount of dice you can roll in a Forced in the Dark game? 00:13:23.442 --> 00:13:26.482 It doesn't matter, because there's more colors of the rainbow. 00:13:26.862 --> 00:13:30.202 Yeah, there's a theoretical max, but there's more colors of the rainbow. 00:13:30.202 --> 00:13:32.822 And clearly we just color code the dice. 00:13:33.062 --> 00:13:36.742 And before you roll, you go, I've got green. 00:13:37.182 --> 00:13:46.022 Since we can't change the dice as I have, I guess, concluded by just being like, what if we just shove more dice in? 00:13:46.442 --> 00:13:56.882 Really, the developer in me is coming out, because the solution wasn't, let's make a clean solution that is accessible and available and easily customizable. 00:13:57.242 --> 00:13:59.302 It's, let's just shove more things into it. 00:13:59.622 --> 00:14:00.422 And just, it'll work. 00:14:00.422 --> 00:14:02.042 That's the ethos of Salt Cravings. 00:14:02.262 --> 00:14:03.522 That is what we believe in here. 00:14:04.042 --> 00:14:05.402 Fuck your easy solutions. 00:14:05.662 --> 00:14:06.902 No, absolutely not. 00:14:07.242 --> 00:14:09.322 Fuck your easy solutions. 00:14:09.882 --> 00:14:12.642 We need a banner of that. 00:14:12.662 --> 00:14:15.482 It's Salt Cravings, the first subtitle. 00:14:15.482 --> 00:14:17.082 Fuck your easy solutions. 00:14:17.122 --> 00:14:19.862 And then on a third line, just AI. 00:14:20.622 --> 00:14:22.302 God, yeah. 00:14:22.842 --> 00:14:25.222 One day an AI is going to automate the podcast. 00:14:25.322 --> 00:14:28.362 That's what we'll do when we end on episode 69. 00:14:28.882 --> 00:14:30.702 An AI will just take over. 00:14:31.082 --> 00:14:33.982 BriannaBot will come back and seek revenge. 00:14:36.462 --> 00:14:45.042 The Greg-BriannaBot combination which now exists in the Salt Cravings official lore on the Salt Cravings Wiki, which definitely exists. 00:14:45.882 --> 00:14:46.142 Um... 00:14:46.962 --> 00:14:51.382 All right, which fucker is making the Salt Cravings Wiki? 00:14:52.142 --> 00:14:54.082 We can't do it. 00:14:54.102 --> 00:14:55.782 We can't do it. 00:14:56.262 --> 00:14:58.122 That would be against the spirit of things. 00:14:58.122 --> 00:14:59.442 It's too late at this point. 00:14:59.462 --> 00:15:01.302 It's too late, exactly, right? 00:15:01.322 --> 00:15:03.722 Like, yeah. 00:15:03.762 --> 00:15:07.162 If we'd done this in episode one, we'd be the most popular podcast in the world. 00:15:07.422 --> 00:15:09.442 That's how Wikis work. 00:15:09.502 --> 00:15:11.562 That's what I was saying. 00:15:11.702 --> 00:15:18.502 You either die with a Wiki or live long enough to see yourself become un-famous. 00:15:18.662 --> 00:15:20.302 No, not infamous. 00:15:20.322 --> 00:15:21.282 Infamous is different. 00:15:22.042 --> 00:15:24.442 Well, that depends who you ask. 00:15:24.442 --> 00:15:29.022 There's a certain McElroy who I would describe as perhaps infamous at this point. 00:15:31.582 --> 00:15:34.642 Look, I'm just saying, I'm not bisexual as a lesbian. 00:15:34.662 --> 00:15:41.162 So I'm gonna kill you for bringing this into our lives. 00:15:41.182 --> 00:15:45.502 We can't make a podcast out of making fun of the McElroys. 00:15:45.962 --> 00:15:47.762 But this is the Ange episode. 00:15:48.522 --> 00:15:50.522 You're right, this is the Ange episode. 00:15:51.182 --> 00:15:56.562 I feel like my dice craving has been satisfied, and we can move past the McElroy mishaps. 00:15:56.582 --> 00:15:59.402 Do you want to maybe take us on to the next craving? 00:15:59.422 --> 00:16:09.502 I suppose you could say that spiritually, with this craving, I am playing an ocarina of time, of sorts. 00:16:09.522 --> 00:16:17.502 Because I want to get my fucking hour back. 00:16:17.942 --> 00:16:19.042 Do you fucking hear me? 00:16:19.422 --> 00:16:21.122 Give me my fucking hour back. 00:16:21.402 --> 00:16:26.042 Daylight Savings sucks, and we shouldn't be having it anyway. 00:16:26.062 --> 00:16:35.262 And the only reason that we do, from my understanding, is because California refused to vote on it, and DC wanted to align with California and have the whole... 00:16:35.642 --> 00:16:46.322 Basically, my understanding is some asshole held up the vote in California, and now because of this fucking asshole, we now have to lose one of our hours. 00:16:46.342 --> 00:16:48.462 I don't even live in that state. 00:16:49.422 --> 00:16:50.002 It sucks. 00:16:50.122 --> 00:16:51.322 It's bullshit. 00:16:51.662 --> 00:16:52.382 Or country. 00:16:52.402 --> 00:17:06.302 I don't even live in that state or country, but the entire West Coast has to be unified, and everyone was in, everyone was willing to do it, except for some motherfucker in California who's ruined it for all of us, and I am gonna find them. 00:17:06.742 --> 00:17:17.202 I'm assuming there's something I'm not understanding about how democracy works, because I thought if there was one person who wanted something, and everyone else wanted it, usually you go with the people. 00:17:17.582 --> 00:17:18.442 Here's what happened. 00:17:18.722 --> 00:17:26.962 BC, Washington, and Oregon all passed bills to say no more daylight savings time. 00:17:27.402 --> 00:17:38.762 California put this to a vote, but they said all of their votes were contingent on the idea that California also does it, so that the entire West Coast can be aligned on this. 00:17:39.202 --> 00:17:42.742 California, there was a referendum, it passed. 00:17:43.202 --> 00:17:53.622 They put it to the House, it passed, but the fucking chair of the California Senate refused to put it up to a vote because it would put them out of sync with Mexico. 00:17:54.322 --> 00:18:06.862 And so, because of one fucking guy in California, we, and it expired, it expired at the end of the year, that bill, so they would have to do the whole fucking thing again. 00:18:07.242 --> 00:18:11.562 Because of one fucking guy in California, we are all losing an hour still, even though we shouldn't. 00:18:11.562 --> 00:18:12.842 And I'm gonna come for him. 00:18:14.202 --> 00:18:15.742 Yeah, I mean, I have the solution. 00:18:15.982 --> 00:18:19.402 I'm gonna make sure that he never wants to take our hour ever again. 00:18:19.602 --> 00:18:21.102 How many people are on the West Coast? 00:18:21.122 --> 00:18:23.422 There's like at least a few million, right? 00:18:24.002 --> 00:18:29.802 If that asshole had to experience every hour he stole from us, he'd never do it again. 00:18:30.302 --> 00:18:31.042 So we're gonna find him. 00:18:31.422 --> 00:18:31.842 You're right. 00:18:33.202 --> 00:18:35.082 And we're gonna put him in a time chamber. 00:18:36.742 --> 00:18:40.122 And we're just gonna lock him in with every hour he took from us. 00:18:40.122 --> 00:18:42.862 And we're gonna say, oh, you want our hours? 00:18:42.882 --> 00:18:43.902 Oh, you really want our hours? 00:18:43.922 --> 00:18:44.402 Yeah, all right. 00:18:44.622 --> 00:18:45.502 Here are our hours. 00:18:45.742 --> 00:18:47.222 Here are our hours, asshole. 00:18:47.962 --> 00:18:56.162 And then we just kind of, it's like some terrible Star Trek movie as we shut the door, and it's just this Wilhelm scream. 00:18:56.182 --> 00:19:00.282 I'm Googling how many people live on the West Coast. 00:19:00.522 --> 00:19:03.162 This is just for the US, this doesn't include Canada. 00:19:04.162 --> 00:19:08.242 53,492,270. 00:19:08.482 --> 00:19:11.682 53 million hours to years. 00:19:11.762 --> 00:19:16.122 This fucker has to live through 6,500 years. 00:19:16.582 --> 00:19:19.022 Get fucked, you asshole. 00:19:19.042 --> 00:19:20.042 This is what you get. 00:19:20.422 --> 00:19:28.882 You have to live for like three times our literal calendar, Gregorian that is, not Julian. 00:19:29.042 --> 00:19:31.182 Gregory would be fucking pissed at you. 00:19:31.642 --> 00:19:32.602 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:19:35.262 --> 00:19:43.422 We're gonna make a new calendar, and we're gonna call it whatever this shit holds, name is, and then we're gonna like never use it, just so we can go. 00:19:43.442 --> 00:19:43.582 Right. 00:19:43.702 --> 00:19:45.402 And that's where all those hours went. 00:19:45.682 --> 00:19:48.942 That calendar contains all of the hours we lost. 00:19:49.542 --> 00:19:56.482 Yeah, now we can pass it, and now we can pass it, and we can all live without daylight fucking savings time. 00:19:56.902 --> 00:19:58.082 Now, I have a question. 00:19:58.362 --> 00:20:04.562 Would you want to keep time as it is now or keep us backwards an hour? 00:20:05.082 --> 00:20:15.822 Personally, I want to keep us where in summer, the sun doesn't set until like midnight, but that's just because I love going to the beach at like 11 p.m. 00:20:15.842 --> 00:20:16.342 in summer. 00:20:16.842 --> 00:20:17.682 I respect that. 00:20:17.902 --> 00:20:19.642 So here's how I think it has to come down. 00:20:19.662 --> 00:20:21.902 I have a lot of friends in like Ontario and stuff. 00:20:22.242 --> 00:20:27.622 And so for me, it would be really convenient if we didn't lose more time than them. 00:20:27.642 --> 00:20:30.502 And in fact, the time difference was lesser. 00:20:31.022 --> 00:20:34.302 So assuming they get an extra hour. 00:20:34.682 --> 00:20:35.842 Oh, God, what's the math here? 00:20:35.882 --> 00:20:38.182 I don't know what the math here is. 00:20:38.202 --> 00:20:43.042 But I think if we both have an extra hour, we won't want them to have the extra hour. 00:20:43.062 --> 00:20:53.662 If you want us to go back, but you, yeah, if we go back, but they stay here after the spring forward, then it would be four hours apart instead. 00:20:53.682 --> 00:20:58.262 So what you want is you want us to stay here and them to go back, and then we'd be two hours apart. 00:20:59.482 --> 00:21:00.422 I think that would be better. 00:21:00.462 --> 00:21:02.022 I think that would be better for all of us. 00:21:02.042 --> 00:21:05.562 I think it would help unify this false fucking country. 00:21:05.982 --> 00:21:09.762 Really all colonialism needed was a unified time metric. 00:21:09.942 --> 00:21:12.002 That's really all it needed to make it good now. 00:21:12.422 --> 00:21:13.182 God. 00:21:13.342 --> 00:21:15.122 Really, the solution was so simple. 00:21:15.342 --> 00:21:19.362 Clearly we just need a unified time, and then all our problems would go away. 00:21:19.422 --> 00:21:20.722 We've solved it, everybody. 00:21:20.742 --> 00:21:24.782 But more importantly, just don't make me lose another fucking hour ever again. 00:21:24.962 --> 00:21:26.302 Ever again for as long as I live. 00:21:26.322 --> 00:21:26.662 I don't want to... 00:21:27.402 --> 00:21:28.962 What if it only went forward? 00:21:29.522 --> 00:21:31.582 What if it didn't go back and forth? 00:21:33.542 --> 00:21:35.162 Yeah, I think we should do that. 00:21:35.182 --> 00:21:36.522 I think we should start doing that. 00:21:37.682 --> 00:21:41.622 We should just, every year we go forward an hour. 00:21:41.922 --> 00:21:44.962 Hey, listen, in 24 years, we'll be where we started. 00:21:45.502 --> 00:21:48.542 Well, in 12 years, actually, because we still do it twice a year. 00:21:48.802 --> 00:21:52.602 Well, here's what I think is, when was Daylight Savings Time instituted here? 00:21:52.802 --> 00:21:53.582 Let me find the year. 00:21:54.022 --> 00:21:54.862 1908. 00:21:55.022 --> 00:21:59.062 Okay, so that's a solid 113 years. 00:21:59.142 --> 00:22:01.702 So we need 113 hours back. 00:22:01.922 --> 00:22:06.902 So we just have to go forward 113 times, and then we're all squared away. 00:22:07.542 --> 00:22:08.622 That's our fucking interest. 00:22:08.802 --> 00:22:15.582 Well, 113 hours, the modulo of 24 is 17. 00:22:15.742 --> 00:22:20.502 So the difference is we clearly just go back seven hours. 00:22:21.562 --> 00:22:24.102 And so I think we're good on that, actually. 00:22:24.142 --> 00:22:26.802 If we just go back seven hours, we're all caught up. 00:22:27.022 --> 00:22:27.782 Is that the same? 00:22:27.902 --> 00:22:28.922 Can we modulo? 00:22:28.942 --> 00:22:29.722 Is this fair? 00:22:30.022 --> 00:22:32.042 I want all of those fucking hours back. 00:22:32.162 --> 00:22:33.462 I don't want to lose them. 00:22:33.842 --> 00:22:44.122 I want us to just gain extra hours that we can use as we please and chill the fuck out, and we just call that time like catch up time. 00:22:45.022 --> 00:22:47.322 No one has to work and everyone is chill. 00:22:47.682 --> 00:22:49.022 That time didn't happen. 00:22:49.282 --> 00:22:50.182 So it's fine. 00:22:50.662 --> 00:22:51.502 Where do we put it? 00:22:51.662 --> 00:22:54.322 Do we just like carve out a few days? 00:22:54.342 --> 00:22:57.582 Because I guess that's about four and a half days. 00:22:57.702 --> 00:22:59.162 Maybe we should take it in shifts. 00:22:59.162 --> 00:23:01.402 I think it would be easiest if we took it in shifts. 00:23:01.802 --> 00:23:07.382 Oh, I guess you're saying like every single person did lose all that time. 00:23:07.562 --> 00:23:10.902 Well, that's not true because I only lost 26 hours. 00:23:11.482 --> 00:23:15.242 So yeah, it does have to be based on the amount of years you've been alive. 00:23:15.362 --> 00:23:16.222 But that's still fine. 00:23:16.402 --> 00:23:18.042 We're still getting like over a day. 00:23:18.362 --> 00:23:18.962 So I'm like... 00:23:18.982 --> 00:23:19.442 Hell yeah. 00:23:19.802 --> 00:23:24.302 This is my governmentally instituted outside of normal time day. 00:23:24.382 --> 00:23:24.982 Thank you. 00:23:25.862 --> 00:23:29.062 Thank you to the only good thing the Canadian government has ever done. 00:23:29.262 --> 00:23:32.582 Yeah, which to be clear is not a thing they've done yet, but a thing we're going to be doing. 00:23:33.222 --> 00:23:34.682 And they haven't even done it yet. 00:23:34.702 --> 00:23:35.362 Typical. 00:23:35.762 --> 00:23:38.182 So there we go. 00:23:38.202 --> 00:23:45.342 I think with that, all of our time will be set straight. 00:23:45.362 --> 00:23:46.722 We won't need the ocarina anymore. 00:23:47.742 --> 00:23:55.762 We can, you know, Link can go out into this new realm and find a mask and he can have his little adventure. 00:23:55.882 --> 00:23:57.042 Want to tell me your next craving? 00:23:57.282 --> 00:24:04.582 I would, but Brianna, first, we have to burn that craving. 00:24:04.602 --> 00:24:06.262 So I've come up with a new segment. 00:24:06.962 --> 00:24:11.702 We are five fucking episodes from the end of Salt Cravings. 00:24:11.862 --> 00:24:12.842 Exactly. 00:24:12.862 --> 00:24:14.322 Burn that craving. 00:24:14.502 --> 00:24:19.442 It's a segment about burning your old cravings because you're never going to use them because it's ending. 00:24:19.962 --> 00:24:20.762 Oh, right. 00:24:20.782 --> 00:24:22.902 We talked about this, huh? 00:24:22.902 --> 00:24:24.582 No, I definitely never told you about this. 00:24:24.602 --> 00:24:27.802 However, choose some cravings that you don't want to use again. 00:24:28.102 --> 00:24:31.062 And just quickly, we're going to talk about how flammable they are. 00:24:31.362 --> 00:24:31.682 All right. 00:24:31.702 --> 00:24:32.362 Whatever that means. 00:24:32.382 --> 00:24:32.882 Here we go. 00:24:33.022 --> 00:24:34.762 How many are we doing today? 00:24:35.202 --> 00:24:36.842 Don't burn too many, but get the ones you want. 00:24:37.062 --> 00:24:38.182 How flammable is a cobalt? 00:24:38.482 --> 00:24:39.342 A cobalt? 00:24:39.622 --> 00:24:39.882 Yeah. 00:24:39.902 --> 00:24:40.842 Like the dragon? 00:24:41.162 --> 00:24:42.202 Yeah, like the dragon type. 00:24:43.162 --> 00:24:44.122 Oh, I feel like that's... 00:24:44.142 --> 00:24:44.602 Little guys. 00:24:44.782 --> 00:24:46.702 I feel like that's a two out of ten, maybe. 00:24:46.722 --> 00:24:51.122 Like they can take the fire forever. 00:24:51.142 --> 00:24:51.422 Yeah. 00:24:51.462 --> 00:24:52.302 Almost like a one. 00:24:52.522 --> 00:24:54.442 I think we should just do a quick scale, right? 00:24:54.462 --> 00:24:55.642 This is how we burn through these. 00:24:55.662 --> 00:24:57.122 Literally burn through these really quick. 00:24:57.142 --> 00:24:59.902 I think that's a one out of ten on the flammability scale. 00:25:00.662 --> 00:25:01.422