WEBVTT 00:00:25.666 --> 00:00:33.746 I can't decide whether I should do a bad binary joke, or if that's bad, and I just shouldn't. 00:00:34.046 --> 00:00:35.086 I think you're fine. 00:00:35.106 --> 00:00:36.326 We can do two takes, we can do two takes. 00:00:36.346 --> 00:00:37.166 Okay, we're doing two takes. 00:00:37.586 --> 00:00:39.646 I think this has become the intro. 00:00:40.046 --> 00:00:41.446 It is what they were doing in the two takes. 00:00:41.466 --> 00:00:42.266 No, no, no, no, no. 00:00:42.786 --> 00:00:44.866 Fuck, this wasn't my intro, shit. 00:00:44.886 --> 00:00:46.706 Do your fucking intro, we're doing two takes. 00:00:46.726 --> 00:00:48.946 No, no, no, this is the intro now, this is the fucking intro. 00:00:48.966 --> 00:00:51.086 Okay, well, this is, okay, this is the second take. 00:00:51.106 --> 00:00:51.686 All right, fuck. 00:00:53.586 --> 00:00:56.186 Good evening, nope, that's just fucking vampire. 00:00:56.186 --> 00:01:01.966 Why am I incapable of just saying good evening like a normal fucking human being? 00:01:01.986 --> 00:01:03.426 Good evening, everyone. 00:01:05.146 --> 00:01:05.426 Yes. 00:01:07.126 --> 00:01:11.406 That's not, wait, is that what you qualify as a normal human voice? 00:01:11.426 --> 00:01:19.886 Yeah, I mean, I also live in Republic City in Legend of Korra, so. 00:01:19.906 --> 00:01:25.186 Trans-bending, gender-bending, gender-bending. 00:01:25.206 --> 00:01:26.406 My favorite sport. 00:01:26.426 --> 00:01:28.586 Okay, now you have to do your intro. 00:01:28.606 --> 00:01:30.246 No, I think that was the intro. 00:01:30.266 --> 00:01:32.786 No, no, I think you have to do what you're gonna do. 00:01:32.806 --> 00:01:37.286 You have to give the people, people are gonna be coming for us. 00:01:37.306 --> 00:01:41.126 They're gonna be knocking down our doors desperate to know what your planned intro was. 00:01:41.746 --> 00:01:44.306 I mean, people, I mean me, I'm gonna come to your house. 00:01:46.326 --> 00:01:49.286 If you come to my house, I have to kick you out because there's a pandemic going on. 00:01:49.306 --> 00:01:52.446 I will just stand outside of your door and keep knocking. 00:01:54.986 --> 00:02:02.246 It's like the thing in that horror movie that just always walks at you, except it's just you at my door just knock, knock, knock. 00:02:02.306 --> 00:02:03.446 Yeah, I'm following. 00:02:03.466 --> 00:02:03.706 Knock. 00:02:04.386 --> 00:02:05.246 You're following. 00:02:05.486 --> 00:02:08.846 It's social media, it follows, but it's just anyways. 00:02:08.886 --> 00:02:10.046 Okay, should I do the intro? 00:02:10.106 --> 00:02:11.466 Is this the intro or should I do the intro? 00:02:11.486 --> 00:02:13.206 This is the intro and then you're gonna do the intro. 00:02:14.166 --> 00:02:17.406 Wait, sorry, is this the intro or am I doing the intro? 00:02:17.786 --> 00:02:18.426 Who's on third? 00:02:18.446 --> 00:02:20.226 Doing the intro is part of the intro. 00:02:21.826 --> 00:02:22.266 Yes? 00:02:23.186 --> 00:02:24.346 Fuck, I think we're in it. 00:02:24.366 --> 00:02:26.246 This is Salt Cravings, my name's Clair. 00:02:30.106 --> 00:02:40.146 I'm Brianna and I'm offended, flabbergasted, amazed at Claire's inability to do a joke. 00:02:42.646 --> 00:02:44.166 Really setting the stage here. 00:02:44.226 --> 00:02:46.306 This is gonna be the whole episode. 00:02:46.326 --> 00:02:49.686 No jokes here, just failed jokes and retakes. 00:02:49.886 --> 00:02:51.426 Brianna, how have you been? 00:02:51.446 --> 00:02:54.446 I've been living and surviving. 00:02:55.646 --> 00:02:56.646 Woo, living. 00:02:57.246 --> 00:02:58.486 Love that, that's my favorite activity. 00:02:59.586 --> 00:03:04.946 You know how, hey, yeah, you know, can't complain, forget about it. 00:03:06.126 --> 00:03:07.966 You know, I'm changing my mind about that intro. 00:03:07.986 --> 00:03:08.666 I think maybe. 00:03:09.666 --> 00:03:10.886 Give me the intro. 00:03:11.806 --> 00:03:12.126 No. 00:03:12.386 --> 00:03:13.166 How are you doing? 00:03:13.326 --> 00:03:16.446 Absolutely not, I'm okay. 00:03:17.086 --> 00:03:20.646 We are in it, my very good friends. 00:03:21.046 --> 00:03:23.546 That's my gender neutral thing is good friends. 00:03:24.326 --> 00:03:24.946 Good friends. 00:03:24.966 --> 00:03:29.266 We're all our friends, don't look up what a parasocial relationship is. 00:03:30.606 --> 00:03:31.926 Wasn't that last episode? 00:03:31.946 --> 00:03:38.346 Are we just, if you queued last episode and you go straight into this episode, it's just like, goodbye, friends. 00:03:38.366 --> 00:03:39.526 And then it's like, hello, my friends. 00:03:39.546 --> 00:03:42.006 I believe that was the episode before last, don't worry. 00:03:42.906 --> 00:03:46.846 Well, just nobody listens to that specific episode. 00:03:47.086 --> 00:03:48.506 It doesn't exist anymore. 00:03:49.006 --> 00:03:51.266 It's all about parasocial relationships. 00:03:51.586 --> 00:03:57.566 That's what we do on this here podcast because you can't have relationships in real life anymore. 00:03:57.586 --> 00:03:59.646 It's all digital relationships. 00:03:59.666 --> 00:04:04.366 You know, if you think about it, really all relationships right now are pod social relationships. 00:04:11.512 --> 00:04:16.132 I hope you could hear the three times I processed that. 00:04:16.212 --> 00:04:18.092 And finally arrived at the joke. 00:04:18.192 --> 00:04:21.632 This is a podcast where we talk about and solve our cravings. 00:04:21.872 --> 00:04:24.972 We're really on it tonight, so maybe we should just get into it. 00:04:24.992 --> 00:04:28.432 Brianna, do you want to give us this evening's first craving? 00:04:28.552 --> 00:04:29.632 I would love to. 00:04:29.932 --> 00:04:38.192 Let me tell you, we are beepin and we are boopin, and we are makin music, and we are using no real instruments. 00:04:40.452 --> 00:04:50.072 Because I have really been getting into music that is like hyperpop, or it's just like all synths all the time, no real instruments. 00:04:50.432 --> 00:04:58.092 This is my new favorite genre, it's like weird, cool music with lots of distortion and synthetic effects. 00:04:58.352 --> 00:05:16.212 And, you know, this is the, of course, the classically trans girl genre of music, where the space in which like Sophie, Rest In Peace, pioneered a lot, but that goes back to like Wendy Carlos in terms of associations with trans women. 00:05:16.572 --> 00:05:22.832 And now is like, I think a space that's like, you know, obviously the most popular one in this space at this point is 100 Gecs. 00:05:23.072 --> 00:05:24.272 They are one of the most popular. 00:05:24.412 --> 00:05:25.132 I'm sorry, what? 00:05:25.152 --> 00:05:25.772 100 Gecs. 00:05:27.132 --> 00:05:28.732 Okay, so I've seen that on Twitter. 00:05:28.752 --> 00:05:32.552 I thought that was like 20 to 30 hogs sort of joke. 00:05:32.572 --> 00:05:34.712 No, 100 Gecs is a band. 00:05:35.192 --> 00:05:35.712 And you know what? 00:05:36.052 --> 00:05:38.572 Let me play you a song right now. 00:05:39.072 --> 00:05:39.472 Let's go. 00:06:19.491 --> 00:06:27.071 That is the remix of the 100 gecs song Ringtone, which features Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, and Kero Kero Bonito. 00:06:27.351 --> 00:06:29.711 Those are some big names. 00:06:29.731 --> 00:06:30.071 Yeah. 00:06:30.091 --> 00:06:32.251 These are all folks who like to play around with this space. 00:06:32.271 --> 00:06:34.651 And in general, this is a really fun space. 00:06:35.011 --> 00:06:43.171 A lot of what I guess can at this point only be described as bimbo core shit is in this area. 00:06:43.351 --> 00:06:48.131 And there's some very good like playlists with a lot of this stuff that are based in that. 00:06:48.511 --> 00:06:50.791 Anyway, I just really like this type of music. 00:06:50.811 --> 00:06:58.251 I just really like when it's really kind of overwhelming, but fun, you know, when it's like poppy, but it's like going a little too far. 00:06:58.271 --> 00:07:00.071 I mean, it's a little bit too much, you know? 00:07:00.091 --> 00:07:03.631 And just in general, I think we need more synths in the world. 00:07:03.631 --> 00:07:06.651 This is a craving I've had since before Sophie passed. 00:07:07.071 --> 00:07:18.311 But speaking specifically on Sophie, one of the things that I believe is true about her is that she would, every time that she made a new song, she would use something else as like an instrument. 00:07:18.331 --> 00:07:22.551 Like she would create a new type of sound, you know? 00:07:22.851 --> 00:07:32.931 She would create sounds with like rushing water or hitting a drumstick on a like computer tower or like weird stim toys. 00:07:33.071 --> 00:07:35.471 So like, what are some things? 00:07:35.531 --> 00:07:37.091 How are we gonna make some new synths? 00:07:37.531 --> 00:07:38.871 Also like, what do you think about? 00:07:39.131 --> 00:07:40.871 Is this anything for you? 00:07:40.931 --> 00:07:42.531 Or is this just like, eh? 00:07:42.911 --> 00:07:45.731 No, I fucking vibe with this music. 00:07:45.751 --> 00:07:46.491 There was a while. 00:07:47.611 --> 00:07:52.571 Where I was just listening to Charli XCX for like a full month. 00:07:52.751 --> 00:07:54.651 I don't know how other people listen to music. 00:07:54.731 --> 00:08:08.511 I have learned that my music listening styles are incredibly weird, where I will pick an artist, listen to their entire discography and then only listen to their entire discography and nothing else. 00:08:08.551 --> 00:08:12.171 So Charli XCX was like two to three weeks maybe of my life. 00:08:12.431 --> 00:08:15.451 And obviously Sophie was another month or two. 00:08:15.471 --> 00:08:20.771 I actually only learned about her music like from her passing, clearly. 00:08:20.791 --> 00:08:22.311 I didn't know about this 100 Gecs. 00:08:22.471 --> 00:08:26.451 I don't actually know of the other name you mentioned, Wendy, what was the last name? 00:08:26.471 --> 00:08:27.011 Wendy Carlos. 00:08:27.031 --> 00:08:30.231 Carlos, gonna look her up afterwards. 00:08:30.671 --> 00:08:31.951 And that's gonna be my next month. 00:08:31.971 --> 00:08:33.811 Wendy Carlos is definitely different. 00:08:33.831 --> 00:08:42.611 She's like, she's still around but doesn't do much in public anymore, but she's like, she made a lot of soundtracks in the like, I think 70s. 00:08:43.351 --> 00:08:49.011 And she also was sort of the person to bring synths into the mainstream with her. 00:08:49.031 --> 00:08:56.791 Like she made a, I think of when a Grammy, an album of Bach music that was all made by synthetics. 00:08:56.911 --> 00:08:58.251 Ah, that sounds great. 00:08:58.531 --> 00:09:00.231 Music in like the 70s. 00:09:01.371 --> 00:09:03.191 And people lost their fucking minds. 00:09:03.211 --> 00:09:04.411 Yeah, of course they did. 00:09:04.911 --> 00:09:05.931 People lost it. 00:09:05.951 --> 00:09:07.751 They said this was the end of music. 00:09:08.051 --> 00:09:11.031 They said it was the best achievement of humanity. 00:09:11.051 --> 00:09:13.291 Like people lost their fucking minds. 00:09:13.631 --> 00:09:17.551 And she made like soundtracks for like A Clockwork Orange and other films. 00:09:17.951 --> 00:09:19.371 And then like, yeah. 00:09:19.391 --> 00:09:24.891 And then eventually Somewhere Along the Way came out as trance and like still made synth music. 00:09:24.911 --> 00:09:28.291 But she hasn't made music for a while at this point. 00:09:28.331 --> 00:09:34.771 But the synth started with us, and now a lot of trans gals like to use it. 00:09:34.911 --> 00:09:44.251 Charli XCX is a fun example of like a cis girl who just seems to almost exclusively or at least very often collaborate with trans women. 00:09:44.271 --> 00:09:50.011 And like is one of those cis girls, you know, the specific type of cis girls that just happen to be friends with a lot of trans. 00:09:58.851 --> 00:10:08.491 But to answer your original question, yeah, I vibe with this music and I absolutely like, I would love like, what are we doing to make new sounds? 00:10:08.831 --> 00:10:16.571 And my first thought was we're just gonna make a, we're just gonna take a microphone and we're just gonna find ways we can drop it. 00:10:16.671 --> 00:10:19.811 And I just think like, what if we dropped it on a trampoline, right? 00:10:19.851 --> 00:10:22.591 You're just bouncing on a trampoline with a microphone. 00:10:22.611 --> 00:10:37.051 I think that would be, you know, if we were in a pandemic and I had unlimited money, I would just buy a trampoline right now, assemble it outside of my apartment, go jump on it, record that audio and then put it into this podcast, but I'm not gonna do that. 00:10:37.071 --> 00:10:37.611 What's up? 00:10:37.631 --> 00:10:41.911 I can think of like five different ways to make new sounds with a trampoline. 00:10:43.291 --> 00:10:45.311 Yes, name the trampoline noises. 00:10:45.871 --> 00:10:48.911 Mic drop, which is where you drop the mic on the trampoline. 00:10:48.951 --> 00:10:52.871 Another is where you just hold the mic as you bounce and it bounces up and down. 00:10:53.331 --> 00:10:58.491 You can use the springs of the trampoline for sure to make some specific noises. 00:10:58.511 --> 00:10:59.891 Oh yeah, oh, that's good. 00:10:59.911 --> 00:11:01.811 You know, play something on them. 00:11:01.951 --> 00:11:06.291 If you have a net, you can make some net noises. 00:11:06.671 --> 00:11:16.251 If you don't have a net, then you can make the noise of someone falling off the trampoline, like an old childhood friend of mine did and where he broke his arm. 00:11:16.611 --> 00:11:18.931 Wait, no, sorry, that wasn't an old childhood friend. 00:11:19.031 --> 00:11:19.831 That happened to me. 00:11:20.051 --> 00:11:22.071 I didn't break my arm, but I did mostly sprain it. 00:11:22.271 --> 00:11:30.491 I forget what has happened to me and what happened to my childhood friends who are boys because I don't consider old me to be me anymore. 00:11:30.511 --> 00:11:31.651 Jesus, holy shit. 00:11:31.731 --> 00:11:32.231 I love it. 00:11:32.251 --> 00:11:34.591 So that happened to me, not a friend of mine. 00:11:35.411 --> 00:11:41.691 But I would be happy to sample that sound if we could go back and grab that or make that happen to someone else. 00:11:41.851 --> 00:11:46.871 Love to be disassociated from my body so much that memories of other people are actually memories of myself. 00:11:47.031 --> 00:11:58.111 So obviously the title of this is Bounce and or the title of the songs are like Mic Drop and like Springs because we are music producers and we know how to name things. 00:11:58.451 --> 00:12:04.571 The concept of an entire concept album made on trampoline kicks so much ass. 00:12:04.591 --> 00:12:05.351 That rules. 00:12:05.391 --> 00:12:06.331 Oh, absolutely. 00:12:06.351 --> 00:12:10.931 Because you could bounce other things on the trampoline while you're bouncing. 00:12:10.951 --> 00:12:12.211 This absolutely rules. 00:12:12.231 --> 00:12:14.371 Please someone steal this idea and do it. 00:12:14.671 --> 00:12:19.351 I know we got people listening who make music or who know people what makes music. 00:12:19.411 --> 00:12:21.171 Make a trampoline concept album. 00:12:21.191 --> 00:12:22.831 All you need is a trampoline. 00:12:22.851 --> 00:12:24.151 I don't know where you're gonna find a trampoline. 00:12:24.171 --> 00:12:25.431 Yeah, I was gonna say. 00:12:25.991 --> 00:12:28.951 Everyone get your record label to give it to you. 00:12:29.751 --> 00:12:32.611 Me writing off a trampoline as a business expense. 00:12:32.671 --> 00:12:34.151 Yeah, I needed this. 00:12:36.291 --> 00:12:43.811 I bet you could just go into a forest and just like record like a billion sounds. 00:12:44.191 --> 00:12:44.871 Oh, probably. 00:12:44.891 --> 00:12:46.151 I'm sure people do that. 00:12:46.171 --> 00:12:51.931 It'd be like cottagecore, but we're gonna steal that word and we're gonna have a have a new and wholesome meeting. 00:12:52.391 --> 00:12:52.711 Here. 00:12:52.731 --> 00:12:53.131 Hang on. 00:12:53.191 --> 00:12:56.871 I know I so since it's like synthetic, but it's also cottagecore. 00:12:56.891 --> 00:13:02.191 I think it's just it's so it's it's cottagecore, but written with like leet. 00:13:04.011 --> 00:13:05.891 So it's C0TT4G3C0R3. 00:13:11.471 --> 00:13:16.891 I'm just going to make that cottagecore I think that's the title just so people can fucking read it. 00:13:17.151 --> 00:13:22.091 And cottagecore also like encompasses camping too, I think, right? 00:13:22.111 --> 00:13:29.071 Like you go camping, you bring your trampling camping, you got to get that good mix of springs and birds. 00:13:29.511 --> 00:13:29.911 Okay. 00:13:29.931 --> 00:13:38.571 But like camping, I mean, like a campfire, a tent, a tarp, oh, tarp noises, can't even talk about tarp noises. 00:13:38.591 --> 00:13:47.491 Okay, you said tent and my immediate thought was, ah, the noises of people saying fuck as they try to set up a tent, because that's what I do when I try to set up a tent. 00:13:47.931 --> 00:13:56.211 A really distorted, like really distorted noise of someone failing to hammer in a spike of a tent and then fuck. 00:13:57.851 --> 00:13:59.931 I think this would be great music. 00:13:59.971 --> 00:14:02.871 It's a real shame that neither of us are music producers. 00:14:02.931 --> 00:14:09.111 And so really, the content of this is listening to us talk about great noises and making none of them. 00:14:09.351 --> 00:14:10.451 But what if we did? 00:14:10.471 --> 00:14:11.391 Wouldn't that be cool? 00:14:11.391 --> 00:14:12.111 Oh my god. 00:14:12.131 --> 00:14:12.851 Sponsor. 00:14:12.871 --> 00:14:18.531 Yeah, go to the Patreon, give us $1,000 a month, we'll make a we'll make a fucking album, I guess. 00:14:19.051 --> 00:14:21.891 Look, I'll make an album for $1,000 a month. 00:14:22.051 --> 00:14:22.851 Oh my god. 00:14:23.491 --> 00:14:24.191 Absolutely. 00:14:24.271 --> 00:14:26.451 I don't promise it'll be good, but fuck. 00:14:26.831 --> 00:14:32.871 I'll use that money for a fucking trampoline and then I'll go camping and I'll record everything and there you go. 00:14:34.031 --> 00:14:34.891 More sound effects. 00:14:34.911 --> 00:14:41.731 More just like taking foldy work from movies and make it into just take those sound files and use them for music instead. 00:14:41.791 --> 00:14:49.791 We need to use the Wilhelm scream, but in as a synth, all the ways you can distort that one scream, you know the scream that I'm talking about, right? 00:14:49.931 --> 00:14:51.871 I know the scream, the like, ahhh. 00:14:52.571 --> 00:14:53.351 Yeah, nail that. 00:14:53.371 --> 00:14:53.731 Perfect. 00:14:53.911 --> 00:15:00.051 God, a Wilhelm scream as like, that's definitely the intro to some hyperpop song. 00:15:00.071 --> 00:15:01.151 Probably not a very good one. 00:15:01.351 --> 00:15:04.491 I'm gonna keep it real with you, but I bet it is somewhere. 00:15:04.871 --> 00:15:08.151 Nerd, who thinks it's cool, the Wilhelm scream is still like, funny. 00:15:08.391 --> 00:15:14.611 Unlike our cool cottagecore trampoline album, which is super cool and amazing. 00:15:14.631 --> 00:15:16.471 Yeah, I think it kicks ass. 00:15:16.571 --> 00:15:22.271 I think, no, I think it kicks ass because none of those have been overused like fucking Wilhelm scream. 00:15:23.131 --> 00:15:25.431 And also because we're heavily distorting cottagecore. 00:15:26.571 --> 00:15:34.671 I feel like cottagecore has a sound already and it's like low-fi indie with some birds over top of it. 00:15:35.011 --> 00:15:41.871 Or the like one that has in general been adopted I think by a lot of cottagecore people is like Mitsuki. 00:15:41.991 --> 00:15:43.531 Cottagecore people love Mitsuki. 00:15:43.551 --> 00:15:47.931 It's the meme and it just says, cottagecore people love Mitsuki. 00:15:48.571 --> 00:15:55.671 One of my friends who I've been hanging out a lot with and playing Elder Scrolls has been making the joke and it's just in my brain now. 00:15:55.691 --> 00:16:02.611 White people love to be named blank and just white people love to be named cottagecore Mitsuki is just repeating in my brain now. 00:16:06.971 --> 00:16:08.311 I just... 00:16:09.551 --> 00:16:11.771 My child is named cottagecore Mitsuki. 00:16:12.431 --> 00:16:13.611 Oh, we can't get into this. 00:16:15.831 --> 00:16:23.771 Maybe don't take a woman of color's music for your weird colonialist fantasy, is my take. 00:16:24.511 --> 00:16:25.871 Is that what Mitsuki is doing? 00:16:25.891 --> 00:16:28.971 No, that's what people love to just like... 00:16:28.991 --> 00:16:29.511 Right, sorry. 00:16:29.551 --> 00:16:34.971 I completely blanked on what cottagecore was for a second because our cottagecore is better. 00:16:35.211 --> 00:16:36.271 Our cottagecore is like... 00:16:36.291 --> 00:16:38.691 And I was thinking about my child named cottagecore Mitsuki. 00:16:38.711 --> 00:16:40.951 You know, switched on cottagecore. 00:16:42.151 --> 00:16:43.691 Switched on cottagecore? 00:16:43.951 --> 00:16:45.951 Switched on Bok was the Bok one. 00:16:45.971 --> 00:16:46.871 Oh, is that what it's called? 00:16:46.891 --> 00:16:48.951 Carlos, somebody switched on cottagecore now. 00:16:48.971 --> 00:16:50.071 Switched on cottagecore. 00:16:50.551 --> 00:17:00.111 So now that I'm going to be listening to Switched-On Cottagecore by the Cravings of Salt Band, which is the name of our band. 00:17:00.571 --> 00:17:03.151 We could just call it the Salt Cravings Band, but... 00:17:03.191 --> 00:17:05.191 Oh, it's like the Dave Matthews Band, but... 00:17:07.771 --> 00:17:11.111 But if Dave Matthews was named Salt Cravings, yes. 00:17:11.131 --> 00:17:13.231 White people love to be called Salt Cravings. 00:17:16.771 --> 00:17:18.011 That's true, we do. 00:17:18.031 --> 00:17:18.851 That's what, yes. 00:17:19.211 --> 00:17:19.831 It's us. 00:17:20.911 --> 00:17:21.511 Should we move on? 00:17:24.191 --> 00:17:28.391 Do you want to hit me with your next craving, though not too hard? 00:17:28.931 --> 00:17:34.251 Gently whacking Brianna with my next craving, like one of those floppy pool toys. 00:17:34.271 --> 00:17:37.471 I think I'm way cooler than a floppy pool toy. 00:17:37.531 --> 00:17:38.811 No, I'm whacking you with one. 00:17:38.911 --> 00:17:40.971 I'm the floppy pool toy. 00:17:40.991 --> 00:17:42.431 Jesus, I can almost not say that. 00:17:42.451 --> 00:17:50.931 But if you're the floppy pool toy and I'm the floppy pool toy, then who's driving the podcast? 00:17:51.991 --> 00:17:57.691 So my next craving, which would affect... 00:17:57.711 --> 00:18:03.971 I'm going to send you this website, because Brianna, I just need to download more RAM. 00:18:03.991 --> 00:18:08.451 I really need more RAM in my computer. 00:18:08.471 --> 00:18:10.771 And generally, I need a new computer. 00:18:11.031 --> 00:18:12.931 But really, what my computer needs is RAM. 00:18:13.151 --> 00:18:18.871 If I use Discord to call you and use Chrome at the same time, it fucks up my audio. 00:18:18.991 --> 00:18:23.451 If I play a video like you sent me earlier, it just destroys my framerate. 00:18:24.031 --> 00:18:25.571 I need to download more RAM. 00:18:25.971 --> 00:18:27.251 I need to find RAM. 00:18:27.251 --> 00:18:28.671 I need to go pillaging for RAM. 00:18:28.691 --> 00:18:31.971 I was going to say harvesting and I said pillaging. 00:18:32.111 --> 00:18:39.171 So I guess electronics are not done ethically, but so I'm going to go. 00:18:40.071 --> 00:18:42.191 We're going to do ethically sourced RAM. 00:18:42.211 --> 00:18:43.851 How do I ethically source my RAM? 00:18:44.331 --> 00:18:44.911 Oh, I see. 00:18:44.931 --> 00:18:46.511 You want to just ethically source your RAM. 00:18:46.531 --> 00:18:50.271 Yeah, I want organic farm raised RAM. 00:18:50.551 --> 00:18:52.651 You don't want to have Bitcoin RAM. 00:18:52.731 --> 00:18:56.391 You don't want a RAM NFT or whatever. 00:18:56.411 --> 00:19:00.551 I'm going to take a digital image. 00:19:00.571 --> 00:19:01.111 Is that what it is? 00:19:01.611 --> 00:19:01.931 NFT. 00:19:01.951 --> 00:19:03.311 Yeah, it's an NFT. 00:19:03.331 --> 00:19:08.151 I'm going to sell you this picture of Spongebob eating RAM for $1,000. 00:19:10.271 --> 00:19:24.331 Obviously, the easiest way, and this is kind of, you know, I think this episode, really what we're discovering is that you can blend the farming cottagecore lifestyle with the high tech lifestyle. 00:19:24.911 --> 00:19:28.471 And I know that you can do this because of course, RAM chickens. 00:19:30.271 --> 00:19:31.011 Sorry, what? 00:19:31.291 --> 00:19:33.851 So a RAM chicken, we all love chickens. 00:19:34.191 --> 00:19:37.211 And we're all like, we're all sad when a chicken dies. 00:19:37.231 --> 00:19:48.071 What if you didn't have to use what if you couldn't even eat the chicken and so there was no chance it would die and instead, you are only taking its eggs, which are RAM, the eggs are RAM. 00:19:48.431 --> 00:19:52.811 So RAM chickens are sort of cyborg chickens. 00:19:52.811 --> 00:19:54.631 That sounds painful. 00:19:57.051 --> 00:20:01.471 Holy, I feel like producing an egg is already painful enough. 00:20:01.691 --> 00:20:07.891 Just the face a chicken would make as it like shits out a stick of RAM is like- 00:20:07.951 --> 00:20:09.951 No, it's not shitting out a stick of RAM. 00:20:10.031 --> 00:20:13.271 It's shitting out an egg which has a stick of RAM in it. 00:20:13.531 --> 00:20:15.391 Is it like a really oblong egg? 00:20:15.411 --> 00:20:17.891 You gotta let me tell you more about it. 00:20:17.911 --> 00:20:19.471 Sorry, please tell me about the RAM chicken. 00:20:19.491 --> 00:20:20.671 No, don't worry. 00:20:20.731 --> 00:20:21.251 Don't worry. 00:20:21.751 --> 00:20:28.191 The egg at first only contains one RAM, one singular RAM. 00:20:28.771 --> 00:20:32.591 So it's not especially oblong. 00:20:32.611 --> 00:20:33.871 We put it in all the classrooms. 00:20:33.891 --> 00:20:42.951 Everyone loves incubating the RAM eggs and then eventually, gradually the RAM will. 00:20:48.731 --> 00:20:51.651 Grow into a full big stick of RAM. 00:20:52.271 --> 00:20:54.791 Now, there was one part that worried me. 00:20:54.911 --> 00:21:04.851 It was the incubation phase because as far as we understand, egg farming is the most ethically sourced you can get food in this country. 00:21:05.491 --> 00:21:14.591 Listen, my family, growing up, one of my mom's co-workers used to raise chickens and she'd give us their eggs and- 00:21:14.731 --> 00:21:19.851 You always have the fastest computers from your mother's friends' chickens. 00:21:20.211 --> 00:21:21.431 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:21.751 --> 00:21:24.931 That's why we just need to raise the chickens ourselves. 00:21:24.951 --> 00:21:33.591 Because there are ethical ways to farm eggs or at least more ethical ways that involve caring for the chickens. 00:21:33.631 --> 00:21:35.871 And again, you're not killing the chickens, right? 00:21:36.171 --> 00:21:40.691 You know, let's be clear here, the ram can grow if we want to. 00:21:40.791 --> 00:21:44.531 You can hatch some eggs and get new ram chickens. 00:21:45.091 --> 00:21:49.811 Now, Brianna, can I play Cyberpunk 2077 on a ram chicken? 00:21:53.851 --> 00:21:56.931 You might need a couple ram chicken eggs for that, you know? 00:21:56.951 --> 00:22:00.031 Yeah, and you can't, I mean, you can't play anything on them. 00:22:00.051 --> 00:22:01.431 Well, you could probably play Doom on them. 00:22:05.031 --> 00:22:11.311 The only, the only real way, you're not a real Doom player if you're not playing Doom on a ram chicken. 00:22:11.331 --> 00:22:13.991 Yeah, that is the best way to play Doom. 00:22:14.011 --> 00:22:15.571 That's how the developers intended it. 00:22:15.791 --> 00:22:19.771 They raised chickens and that's how they were able to do the incredible things they did at the time. 00:22:19.791 --> 00:22:28.231 It's a little known fact that Doom was actually programmed on a farm and they actually did all their testing on ram chickens and that's why it runs so smoothly. 00:22:28.251 --> 00:22:35.251 Yeah, all of the developers on Doom lived and worked on a farm. 00:22:35.311 --> 00:22:44.691 I have been, I'm sorry, I've been trying to figure out how to say chicken with a T at the start so that I can say non-free-range chicken and have it be NFT. 00:22:44.711 --> 00:22:47.971 I just, the T is silent. 00:22:50.551 --> 00:22:54.371 Non-free-range chicken. 00:22:54.391 --> 00:22:57.691 Chicken, it's like the way a child would say it. 00:22:58.331 --> 00:23:00.491 Non-free-range chicken. 00:23:00.511 --> 00:23:03.351 And that's what an NFT is. 00:23:03.931 --> 00:23:15.411 I'm really excited to get my chicken loaded, I mean my chicken ram loaded up and talk to you in a normal voice that doesn't garble to hell. 00:23:15.711 --> 00:23:21.911 But in the meantime, it's time to burn that craving. 00:23:21.991 --> 00:23:23.931 So I came up with a new way to do this. 00:23:24.571 --> 00:23:26.291 Tell me about, tell me about it. 00:23:26.291 --> 00:23:27.911 I think three was a good number. 00:23:28.291 --> 00:23:34.511 You know, in Duet of Steel, we would each pick a card and we'd sort of play them against each other. 00:23:34.531 --> 00:23:36.651 What we need to do is there's three categories. 00:23:37.231 --> 00:23:41.291 There's most flammable, least flammable and wild card. 00:23:41.831 --> 00:23:51.591 And so we each need to pick a craving and say it, and then we need to figure out which one is more flammable, and then we do the least flammable, then we do the wild card, and we just figure it out from there. 00:23:51.611 --> 00:23:52.411 How do you think of that? 00:23:52.731 --> 00:23:54.691 Yeah, that makes total sense. 00:23:54.871 --> 00:24:03.411 So quickly, while you're choosing, if you didn't listen to the last episode, Burn That Craving is a segment about burning old cravings that we're never going to get to because the podcast is ending. 00:24:03.511 --> 00:24:07.731 We're going to consider the flammability of the craving, whatever that means. 00:24:08.751 --> 00:24:10.911 All right, so first round is most flammable? 00:24:10.931 --> 00:24:12.271 First round is most flammable. 00:24:12.271 --> 00:24:12.831 You ready? 00:24:12.911 --> 00:24:14.491 I can go first, you can go first. 00:24:14.511 --> 00:24:15.111 Let's go. 00:24:15.231 --> 00:24:21.131 So first up, my contender, my contestant, my challenger is Bud. 00:24:22.011 --> 00:24:22.731 If you know what I mean. 00:24:22.751 --> 00:24:23.751 Malfunctioning robots. 00:24:24.451 --> 00:24:25.931 Malfunctioning robots. 00:24:26.431 --> 00:24:29.711 Can the malfunctioning robots smoke Bud? 00:24:30.231 --> 00:24:33.251 And if so, which one is more flammable? 00:24:33.751 --> 00:24:36.771 I mean, here's the thing, malfunctioning robots are often already on fire. 00:24:36.991 --> 00:24:38.611 That's my sort of argument. 00:24:38.891 --> 00:24:42.691 Why malfunctioning robots are flammable since they're on fire. 00:24:42.931 --> 00:24:45.011 But Bud is so easy to light. 00:24:45.331 --> 00:24:49.451 That's until it isn't until you're out in the rain. 00:24:49.491 --> 00:24:51.811 That's also true of malfunctioning robots. 00:24:52.291 --> 00:24:56.631 It's just, you know, it's really hard to get your malfunctioning robots to smoke when you want them to. 00:24:56.651 --> 00:25:00.351 I don't have a resolution to how we're supposed to do this. 00:25:00.411 --> 00:25:01.851 I just came up with the categories. 00:25:01.911 --> 00:25:06.511 I want to I want to give it to I'm going to give it to Bud. 00:25:06.531 --> 00:25:09.251 Bud is really flammable really, really easily. 00:25:09.991 --> 00:25:12.191 Malfunctioning robots aren't always flammable. 00:25:12.551 --> 00:25:13.051 All right. 00:25:13.451 --> 00:25:16.011 Next up, least flammable. 00:25:16.191 --> 00:25:17.991 We don't want us to be flammable. 00:25:18.351 --> 00:25:19.091 Who's your fighter? 00:25:19.731 --> 00:25:21.771 The ability to smell when milk is off. 00:25:25.971 --> 00:25:26.891 Mine is peanut butter. 00:25:30.971 --> 00:25:38.511 So I think if we really narrowed it down, mine would probably be like spoiled milk, basically. 00:25:38.591 --> 00:25:42.051 No, yours is the ability to smell when milk is off. 00:25:42.071 --> 00:25:45.391 And I just I think I think you've got this one. 00:25:45.391 --> 00:25:48.431 I feel like I can visualize setting peanut butter on fire. 00:25:48.431 --> 00:25:50.351 I don't think it would work very well. 00:25:50.851 --> 00:25:58.131 But I don't know if I can visualize thinking about milk being on fire. 00:25:58.151 --> 00:25:59.851 All right, now the wild wild card. 00:25:59.871 --> 00:26:02.551 All right, mine is makeup. 00:26:03.471 --> 00:26:04.631 Mine is world building. 00:26:09.811 --> 00:26:13.951 The problem with burn that craving for me is my cravings at this point. 00:26:13.971 --> 00:26:16.671 The ones I have left are so conceptual. 00:26:16.691 --> 00:26:17.271 Same. 00:26:17.651 --> 00:26:18.951 Mine are so specific. 00:26:19.831 --> 00:26:23.371 The problem is, is that we're just like you crave things. 00:26:24.031 --> 00:26:26.151 I crave the vague shape of a thing. 00:26:26.951 --> 00:26:32.551 Anyway, I think makeup is more flammable than world building, though some worlds are on fire. 00:26:33.091 --> 00:26:39.051 Let's say that world building is like a map, then world building is way more flammable because that's paper. 00:26:39.611 --> 00:26:46.191 Yeah, I feel like I don't do a lot of my world building on paper anymore, but I'm going to leave that up to interpretation from the audience. 00:26:46.771 --> 00:26:50.731 Who do you think won that tweet at us or send us a message? 00:26:50.751 --> 00:26:52.251 Who you think won that wild card? 00:26:52.771 --> 00:26:53.711 Well, that was fun. 00:26:53.991 --> 00:26:54.831 That was a good time. 00:26:55.211 --> 00:26:57.791 And that has been Burn That Craving. 00:26:57.811 --> 00:27:06.331