WEBVTT 00:00:30.317 --> 00:00:36.917 Broadcasting from the secret location of the Resistance Tower against the Evil Hierarchy. 00:00:38.377 --> 00:00:40.517 My code name is Brianna. 00:00:41.977 --> 00:00:43.837 And my code name is Clair. 00:00:44.237 --> 00:00:52.717 And today, we are as always bringing you the cravings that the Evil Dystopian Hierarchy doesn't want you to hear. 00:00:52.737 --> 00:00:53.637 The Evil Hierarchy, tuh. 00:00:54.237 --> 00:00:54.737 Sorry? 00:00:55.617 --> 00:00:58.197 You know, tuh, the Evil Hierarchy. 00:00:58.357 --> 00:00:59.377 Yes, tuh. 00:00:59.757 --> 00:01:01.737 The Evil Hierarchy, tuh. 00:01:02.157 --> 00:01:04.697 Doesn't want you to hear about these cravings. 00:01:04.717 --> 00:01:12.117 It's one of their evil traits as a dystopian hierarchy. 00:01:12.397 --> 00:01:22.877 And we're supporting all the warriors for freedom, like cat piss. 00:01:23.477 --> 00:01:23.997 Sorry. 00:01:24.017 --> 00:01:24.437 What? 00:01:26.037 --> 00:01:28.137 Cat piss has ever been. 00:01:30.097 --> 00:01:32.237 I think this is, this is golden. 00:01:32.257 --> 00:01:35.777 This is, this is really what a revolution looks like. 00:01:44.177 --> 00:01:47.997 Is standing with cat piss beside you. 00:01:48.017 --> 00:01:50.557 You had the chance, but no, it's, I really did. 00:01:50.577 --> 00:01:53.457 This is the cat piss pod podcast now. 00:01:53.477 --> 00:01:56.117 Cat piss ever since. 00:01:58.697 --> 00:02:05.057 Do you want to tell people a little bit more about this podcast that supports cat piss everywhere? 00:02:05.077 --> 00:02:16.537 Yeah, we hear on the Revolutionary Broadcast, also known as a podcast because that's what Revolutionary Broadcasts are called in the universe we're in, obviously. 00:02:16.557 --> 00:02:24.217 We believe in talking about cravings. 00:02:24.237 --> 00:02:25.437 Yeah, cravings. 00:02:25.457 --> 00:02:27.637 I say it, and I'm not afraid to say it. 00:02:28.937 --> 00:02:35.997 The evil the does not want you to hear it, but we talk about cravings here. 00:02:36.337 --> 00:02:41.197 And cravings are the things that you just feel you need, you know you need them. 00:02:41.377 --> 00:02:44.397 And here we talk about them, you know what, we'll solve them too. 00:02:44.717 --> 00:02:49.437 Yeah, that's what it looks like to fight back against the the. 00:02:50.337 --> 00:02:58.517 I know it might be weird to have desires and wants when you are told exactly what you need in life, but it is OK, friend. 00:02:58.697 --> 00:03:04.017 There are others out there too who have cravings and you are allowed to say the word rise up. 00:03:04.037 --> 00:03:05.177 Cravers rise up. 00:03:06.057 --> 00:03:07.797 Cravers rise up. 00:03:08.437 --> 00:03:20.177 And with that spirit in mind, code name Clair, will you tell me your first craving of resistance? 00:03:21.797 --> 00:03:31.697 Yeah, I just think that The Evil Hierarchy has just too much of a grip on this world. 00:03:31.697 --> 00:03:40.257 And, you know, it really just wants your energy levels for production, for production's sake. 00:03:40.937 --> 00:03:47.477 And my first craving is working for the sake of society rather than production. 00:03:48.097 --> 00:03:51.257 Huh, yeah, tell me what you mean by that. 00:03:51.737 --> 00:03:53.357 I mean exactly what I said. 00:03:53.377 --> 00:03:59.257 Do you want to elaborate? 00:03:59.637 --> 00:04:05.117 No, because otherwise I will be arrested by Tuh. 00:04:05.477 --> 00:04:06.657 But that's what we do here. 00:04:06.677 --> 00:04:13.177 We fight back against Tuh, and we risk being arrested, but we're not going to be arrested at the end of this podcast. 00:04:13.557 --> 00:04:19.057 We're definitely, that's not going to be our info. 00:04:19.197 --> 00:04:32.057 I think work can be good and healthy when it is done in a manner that both supports community in such a way that does not ask of people more than they can give. 00:04:32.597 --> 00:04:43.877 Are you saying that we could labor as a community together to make a more just and equitable system, and that labor doesn't have to be bad and horrible and draining? 00:04:44.437 --> 00:04:47.337 Yes, that is literally what I'm saying. 00:04:47.357 --> 00:04:51.157 But what if I hate Mondays? 00:04:51.817 --> 00:04:55.957 Oh, well, then I guess you don't have to labor on Mondays. 00:04:56.557 --> 00:04:59.837 Unless you like laboring, then you can do it all day. 00:04:59.857 --> 00:05:02.037 How are you going to clear that with my boss? 00:05:02.517 --> 00:05:09.697 Oh, well, look, your boss and the meat grinder have a date on Sunday, so I think your schedule is going to be clear for Monday. 00:05:09.777 --> 00:05:10.897 Don't worry about it. 00:05:11.377 --> 00:05:12.277 Oh, okay, cool. 00:05:12.297 --> 00:05:14.777 There will be hot dogs at the event, too. 00:05:14.877 --> 00:05:16.037 Don't ask what's in them. 00:05:16.497 --> 00:05:21.617 Well, as long as we're not seizing the means of production or anything. 00:05:22.417 --> 00:05:24.197 Only the memes of production. 00:05:24.377 --> 00:05:28.377 Thinking of memes of production, are there any good solutions for this craving? 00:05:28.397 --> 00:05:30.177 I mean, yeah, sure. 00:05:30.197 --> 00:05:35.177 I mean, we've talked about mutual aid on this podcast before, which is not the same thing. 00:05:35.517 --> 00:05:39.337 But like, the thing is, a lot of people have tried to solve this craving. 00:05:41.637 --> 00:05:48.097 Brianna, I do quickly want to remind you, this is a comedy revolutionary podcast. 00:05:48.557 --> 00:05:49.117 You're right. 00:05:49.137 --> 00:05:49.557 You're right. 00:05:49.577 --> 00:05:51.457 It's a comedy revolutionary podcast. 00:05:51.857 --> 00:05:56.497 Okay, so we're gonna start a community. 00:05:56.517 --> 00:05:57.637 Mm-hmm. 00:05:58.357 --> 00:06:00.757 Definitely not a commune and certainly not a cult. 00:06:01.477 --> 00:06:02.957 And it's gonna have people. 00:06:03.817 --> 00:06:05.277 Maybe a little bit of a cult? 00:06:05.297 --> 00:06:07.777 A little bit of a treat? 00:06:07.797 --> 00:06:08.757 On Wednesdays. 00:06:08.857 --> 00:06:09.617 On Wednesdays. 00:06:09.857 --> 00:06:10.977 It's the Wednesday cult. 00:06:11.437 --> 00:06:12.497 It's the Wednesday cult. 00:06:12.977 --> 00:06:21.377 We're gonna start a community, and we're all gonna work together to make the community good, and we will escape capitalism. 00:06:22.177 --> 00:06:24.517 So we'll fill all of the roles. 00:06:24.537 --> 00:06:36.737 What are some of the roles that we can fill if we work together and labor for each other instead of laboring for, you know, Yeah, we're definitely gonna need people to focus on food. 00:06:36.757 --> 00:06:38.457 You know, food is an essential part of life. 00:06:38.897 --> 00:06:41.817 And so I think I would be really good at that. 00:06:42.357 --> 00:06:51.777 I would bring gummy bears and jelly beans, and I just think I could be in charge of the snack department, you know? 00:06:52.137 --> 00:06:54.117 Really, it's just all gelatin. 00:06:54.477 --> 00:06:56.637 I think it's just gelatin all the way down. 00:06:57.037 --> 00:06:58.497 All gelatin all the time. 00:06:58.517 --> 00:07:00.077 We're gonna take those horse hooves. 00:07:00.677 --> 00:07:02.777 It's time to gelatinize the revolution. 00:07:03.057 --> 00:07:05.797 It's time to gelatinize the revolution, our famous slogan. 00:07:07.397 --> 00:07:14.477 I think another thing that's very useful would be child care, obviously. 00:07:14.497 --> 00:07:15.457 There will be children here. 00:07:15.657 --> 00:07:18.297 So it's good to have folks to look after those kids. 00:07:18.677 --> 00:07:20.517 I think I could do that very well. 00:07:20.777 --> 00:07:23.157 I would like to have kids someday. 00:07:23.177 --> 00:07:25.097 I like dealing with children. 00:07:26.697 --> 00:07:27.097 They're good. 00:07:28.297 --> 00:07:29.177 Oh, there wasn't a joke. 00:07:29.197 --> 00:07:31.297 Yeah, no, I agree. 00:07:31.317 --> 00:07:33.257 And I will simply also teach them. 00:07:33.597 --> 00:07:35.737 And I will teach them all of the important subjects. 00:07:36.417 --> 00:07:37.537 Like Old English. 00:07:38.197 --> 00:07:39.717 Such as Old English. 00:07:40.137 --> 00:07:48.257 Brianna, if you teach them Old English, then Tuh can't understand the next generation of revolutionaries. 00:07:49.817 --> 00:07:51.677 Yes, I'll teach them. 00:07:51.697 --> 00:07:53.977 Here's all the subjects I'm going to teach the children. 00:07:54.857 --> 00:08:04.637 Old English, tabletop games, Star Wars, crime. 00:08:07.157 --> 00:08:08.737 I majored in crime, really. 00:08:08.757 --> 00:08:12.077 That was my focus of study. 00:08:12.597 --> 00:08:19.057 Mental health resources, how to deal with your mental health, how to reach out, how to ask for help. 00:08:21.017 --> 00:08:23.657 Weirdly, the syllabus is really close to Star Wars. 00:08:27.797 --> 00:08:29.637 We're going to teach them everything the Jedi didn't. 00:08:32.657 --> 00:08:36.417 Also, weirdly close to tabletop games, depending if you're the teacher. 00:08:36.437 --> 00:08:39.317 Yeah, absolutely. 00:08:39.977 --> 00:08:43.577 And lesbianism, that's the last skill that I'm going to teach. 00:08:43.997 --> 00:08:46.577 The children, obviously, nothing explicit. 00:08:46.657 --> 00:08:48.517 Of course, they're children. 00:08:48.997 --> 00:08:53.597 But they are going to learn that girls can hold hands with other girls. 00:08:53.737 --> 00:08:54.557 And that'll be great. 00:08:55.437 --> 00:08:55.797 I know. 00:08:56.237 --> 00:09:00.717 So that's the subjects that I'll be teaching in my new childcare area. 00:09:00.957 --> 00:09:03.917 What are some other roles that other folks might be able to fill for us? 00:09:04.557 --> 00:09:07.457 I think transport is probably important. 00:09:08.677 --> 00:09:15.017 And so I think we need to bring back an old staple of ours, which is a hoverboard. 00:09:15.997 --> 00:09:17.457 Oh, classic. 00:09:17.597 --> 00:09:24.977 But we need to make sure that it is personalized because, you know, it's all about accommodating different needs. 00:09:24.997 --> 00:09:31.237 And so I think it'll make different noises at you as you ride on it. 00:09:31.737 --> 00:09:35.397 It has three settings, duck, goose, and pigeon. 00:09:35.417 --> 00:09:37.417 Okay, so why those three? 00:09:37.437 --> 00:09:39.497 What do those kind of translate to? 00:09:40.237 --> 00:09:46.677 Well, they translate to ducks, geese, and pigeons. 00:09:47.317 --> 00:09:54.197 I think another role that I'm going to just gloss over the previous one is medicine. 00:09:54.477 --> 00:09:56.817 I forgot the word for medicine for a second. 00:09:56.837 --> 00:10:05.477 Don't worry about it, because I think we will too in the future, because it's not so much medicine, it's care. 00:10:05.497 --> 00:10:05.997 It's care. 00:10:06.817 --> 00:10:07.577 It's care. 00:10:07.897 --> 00:10:10.457 The great thing about it, we don't need pharmacies. 00:10:12.657 --> 00:10:22.657 Now, just to be clear, I don't want this to be read as like, who needs pills when you can go for a walk? 00:10:24.057 --> 00:10:26.597 But who does need pills when you can go for a walk? 00:10:26.617 --> 00:10:31.297 I don't take any medication, and I'm purer and better for it. 00:10:35.957 --> 00:10:48.017 More so that we would understand the neurodiscrepancies and have ways to mitigate that, and when it was not possible, provide the care of neuroundiscrepancies? 00:10:48.657 --> 00:10:53.837 I can't tell if you're talking about neurodivergence or if you're talking about medicine in general. 00:10:54.257 --> 00:11:01.117 I think medicine in general, trying to fix neurodivergence is very eugenics-y. 00:11:01.517 --> 00:11:01.937 Yes. 00:11:02.317 --> 00:11:07.157 But wait, we're occult on Wednesdays, so on Wednesdays, we have a little bit of eugenics. 00:11:07.497 --> 00:11:09.637 Well, don't worry, I've got our next role to fill. 00:11:11.317 --> 00:11:11.897 Mining. 00:11:15.137 --> 00:11:16.097 For gemstones. 00:11:16.617 --> 00:11:18.837 For gemstones. 00:11:18.917 --> 00:11:25.157 Now, I do want to say, you could have taken that anywhere, anywhere. 00:11:26.017 --> 00:11:26.357 Oh, what? 00:11:26.377 --> 00:11:28.457 Did you prefer I went for Bitcoin mining? 00:11:30.857 --> 00:11:32.537 Those are the only two options. 00:11:34.117 --> 00:11:37.917 I think we could mine for ideas. 00:11:38.377 --> 00:11:39.497 This is the think tank. 00:11:39.517 --> 00:11:40.137 Gold. 00:11:40.397 --> 00:11:40.917 Okay. 00:11:41.197 --> 00:11:41.557 All right. 00:11:41.577 --> 00:11:42.837 Maybe gold pan even. 00:11:42.897 --> 00:11:43.457 I don't know. 00:11:43.477 --> 00:11:44.397 Get crazy with it. 00:11:44.537 --> 00:11:45.017 Okay. 00:11:45.377 --> 00:11:47.197 So mining for gold. 00:11:47.317 --> 00:11:48.057 Is that mine? 00:11:48.117 --> 00:11:50.537 Is that gold mining Thursday? 00:11:50.757 --> 00:11:51.537 Is everyone? 00:11:57.157 --> 00:11:57.697 Great. 00:12:00.377 --> 00:12:04.817 I love the mandatory mining in our revolutionary not occult. 00:12:07.257 --> 00:12:09.437 I mean, we're only occult on Wednesdays. 00:12:09.457 --> 00:12:11.777 On Thursdays we're a mining operation. 00:12:14.297 --> 00:12:19.077 Monday to Tuesday is really when the revolutionary action happens. 00:12:20.257 --> 00:12:22.037 And Friday, I'm in love. 00:12:24.997 --> 00:12:26.297 Monday, you can fall apart. 00:12:26.317 --> 00:12:28.577 You know, Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart. 00:12:28.617 --> 00:12:30.817 Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I'm in love. 00:12:30.837 --> 00:12:31.877 That's the schedule. 00:12:32.597 --> 00:12:37.557 That's the schedule of the new revolutionary cult-ish mining operation. 00:12:38.417 --> 00:12:40.297 It's posted on the barn door. 00:12:40.897 --> 00:12:42.097 Don't worry about it. 00:12:42.217 --> 00:12:43.197 You won't forget it. 00:12:43.457 --> 00:12:47.537 And if you do, you'll be taken in on a reconditioning Sunday. 00:12:47.557 --> 00:12:54.497 Brianna, do you have maybe another craving that we can come through and ruin with more cults? 00:12:54.697 --> 00:12:56.277 Saturday is our rest of the day. 00:12:56.297 --> 00:12:57.317 Don't worry. 00:12:57.337 --> 00:12:59.497 The day of our Lord and Savior. 00:13:01.297 --> 00:13:02.977 Jesus, but Saturday. 00:13:05.277 --> 00:13:05.597 Great. 00:13:05.617 --> 00:13:06.797 It's just Jesus. 00:13:07.397 --> 00:13:08.517 It's just Jesus. 00:13:09.377 --> 00:13:10.217 You do it for JJ. 00:13:10.237 --> 00:13:10.817 Just Jesus. 00:13:12.277 --> 00:13:12.777 Uh-huh. 00:13:14.097 --> 00:13:15.137 Give one up for JJ. 00:13:22.057 --> 00:13:23.977 Dude, go into the coal mines for JJ. 00:13:23.997 --> 00:13:25.557 Sorry, diamond mines for JJ. 00:13:25.577 --> 00:13:26.597 It's different. 00:13:27.577 --> 00:13:28.657 We're not monsters. 00:13:32.097 --> 00:13:33.397 Okay, please, please. 00:13:33.997 --> 00:13:35.017 A craving, please. 00:13:35.117 --> 00:13:35.637 Save me. 00:13:35.817 --> 00:13:36.557 I'm drowning. 00:13:36.957 --> 00:13:42.837 I'll tell a story and then by the end, it'll kind of become clear what what I'm kind of asking. 00:13:43.037 --> 00:13:48.097 Last night, I decided to do all of my laundry. 00:13:48.517 --> 00:13:54.937 Decided to wash like everything that I had, house coats, slippers, that sort of stuff, like really do a big old load. 00:13:55.417 --> 00:13:56.437 I put that load in the washer. 00:13:56.457 --> 00:13:58.897 We recently got the washer replaced a couple of weeks ago. 00:13:59.497 --> 00:14:07.537 Washer's been mostly working well, but it leaves the clothes and stuff pretty soaked, which normally is like, okay, well, it's a little bit annoying. 00:14:07.557 --> 00:14:16.497 Sometimes it takes a couple of dries, which is already kind of annoying enough, unless we can find a way to like make it so the washer doesn't get it as soaked. 00:14:16.517 --> 00:14:20.357 And so that's kind of one of the issues, but you know, that's doable. 00:14:20.817 --> 00:14:32.937 Except upon this lovely night last night, I put stuff in the dryer, started it a-rollin, put a second load in the washer, and come back to check on it. 00:14:33.117 --> 00:14:37.357 Washer's done, dryer has not, is not functioning. 00:14:39.117 --> 00:14:40.797 We try to finagle with it a bit. 00:14:41.077 --> 00:14:48.797 We get it to turn on, but then it doesn't like turn, and we smell the smell of burning. 00:14:48.997 --> 00:14:49.697 Oh no. 00:14:50.617 --> 00:15:06.537 So we stopped, although those were fine, but I now had two loads full of laundry that were all sopping wet, with no way to dry them, and a rack that could not in fact fit all of them. 00:15:07.177 --> 00:15:11.557 So last night was a very stressed experience. 00:15:11.577 --> 00:15:13.977 This was also a movie night that we do with some friends. 00:15:15.397 --> 00:15:29.297 So we worked it out, and everything got hung, and this morning we went over to a friend's place and threw everything in a dryer, and it's mostly dry now, though some of it's still fucking damp, and that's just the way of the world. 00:15:29.697 --> 00:15:41.537 All of this is to say, I simply crave for this to never happen to me again for as long as I live, because I was so stressed that everything was gonna mold. 00:15:41.917 --> 00:15:48.597 But we simply need to make it so the washers and dryers never break, and always work exactly how we want. 00:15:48.717 --> 00:15:49.777 So, thoughts? 00:15:50.177 --> 00:15:54.737 Well, first thought, bigger rack, just enormous rack. 00:15:55.457 --> 00:15:57.317 I think a lot of problems are solved. 00:15:58.737 --> 00:16:01.097 Problems are solved by a bigger rack, absolutely. 00:16:01.877 --> 00:16:03.597 Second idea. 00:16:03.657 --> 00:16:09.597 That's also the slogan for estrogen, I believe. 00:16:09.617 --> 00:16:10.477 Second idea. 00:16:11.297 --> 00:16:23.317 Tiny little person who lives in your washer or dryer, who has a lot of fun just fixing it and doing little things. 00:16:23.337 --> 00:16:32.277 It's just like, riding the laundry when you put your stuff in your dryer, it's like an amusement park ride, is the word I'm looking for. 00:16:32.297 --> 00:16:34.577 Hey, it's me, the washer and gnome. 00:16:34.597 --> 00:16:40.017 I sing songs all day and I do all the laundry. 00:16:40.617 --> 00:16:46.137 Or, I mean, we could bring back a classic, I think, Blowwetter, but it's now... 00:16:46.497 --> 00:16:50.417 God, you're really digging into the archives, huh? 00:16:50.677 --> 00:16:54.397 You've been opening up our museum full of all the boxes, like in Indiana Jones. 00:16:55.057 --> 00:17:00.377 Look, time is running out, just like in Indiana Jones, where you have to grab your hat at the last second. 00:17:00.397 --> 00:17:10.117 I stick my hand through the closing door, grab the Blowwetter as the last artifact I can take with me, and offer it to you as a solution to this craving. 00:17:10.137 --> 00:17:12.557 You have the key to the warehouse, right? 00:17:12.617 --> 00:17:14.737 I could just let you back in at any time. 00:17:14.897 --> 00:17:15.897 You don't have to... 00:17:15.917 --> 00:17:18.217 Did you not know? 00:17:18.237 --> 00:17:20.797 I thought I mentioned that I had the key. 00:17:20.857 --> 00:17:23.817 I did see the door, but it was locked. 00:17:23.997 --> 00:17:28.017 And I guess I just thought the front entrance wasn't a choice. 00:17:28.637 --> 00:17:29.637 We can just open it. 00:17:29.657 --> 00:17:29.997 You know what? 00:17:30.017 --> 00:17:31.277 Let me go over there. 00:17:31.437 --> 00:17:32.837 I'll just open it up. 00:17:32.857 --> 00:17:36.277 We can maybe get a carpeted bathtub, some handy helpers. 00:17:36.437 --> 00:17:37.577 Oh, great. 00:17:37.997 --> 00:17:42.157 We could get the giant dinosaurs we've made, I think is a thing we did once. 00:17:42.357 --> 00:17:46.177 Pull out some old videotapes of those fruity pirates. 00:17:47.137 --> 00:17:48.297 Get some spider cats. 00:17:48.737 --> 00:17:50.957 We've made a lot of stupid shit on this show. 00:17:52.717 --> 00:17:56.737 I think we should put some spider cats in your laundry machine. 00:17:56.757 --> 00:17:58.317 I think they would help. 00:17:58.497 --> 00:18:00.737 I think they would have a great time doing that. 00:18:00.857 --> 00:18:03.377 What if you just didn't use a laundry machine? 00:18:03.737 --> 00:18:06.917 What if you just gave your laundry to the spider cats? 00:18:07.357 --> 00:18:14.937 Okay, I thought we were going to go a different direction in which we were really doubling down on primitivism and just going to say no more machines. 00:18:15.277 --> 00:18:22.277 Now we go to the river to wash our laundry and then we go dry it on the line. 00:18:22.877 --> 00:18:24.717 Clothesline is what it's called. 00:18:24.737 --> 00:18:25.877 Those are clotheslines, right? 00:18:25.917 --> 00:18:27.097 Oh, I have an idea. 00:18:27.117 --> 00:18:39.157 Have you ever been to a Little Caesar, or maybe not a Little Caesar's, but God, what is it that Fresh Slice or any pizza place that kind of just has like has pizza ready to go? 00:18:39.817 --> 00:18:44.317 You know the machine they sort of stick the lukewarm pizza in to warm it up? 00:18:44.637 --> 00:18:45.197 Mm-hmm. 00:18:45.737 --> 00:18:48.137 What if that was for clothes? 00:18:49.017 --> 00:18:50.477 Genius, genius. 00:18:50.537 --> 00:18:54.297 All right, so we put the clothes on the pizza, and then we... 00:18:55.797 --> 00:18:56.377 Uh-huh. 00:18:56.397 --> 00:18:57.377 That's a crucial part of it, right? 00:18:57.397 --> 00:18:58.857 We put them on the pizza. 00:18:59.017 --> 00:18:59.357 Right. 00:18:59.377 --> 00:19:00.397 We send it through the thing. 00:19:00.417 --> 00:19:01.737 This is delicious. 00:19:02.237 --> 00:19:06.857 It cooks them on the pizza, and then you eat the pizza, and you put on the clothes, and they're clean. 00:19:07.417 --> 00:19:10.837 You are what you eat, and so I think it's you wear what you eat. 00:19:11.237 --> 00:19:14.477 Alternatively, you know, what do they do to dry clean things? 00:19:14.497 --> 00:19:17.517 That doesn't seem like it should be that hard, you know? 00:19:17.717 --> 00:19:20.017 It's like a spray thing. 00:19:20.477 --> 00:19:20.797 Right. 00:19:20.817 --> 00:19:22.417 Why can't we just do that with everything? 00:19:23.217 --> 00:19:25.077 It's bad for the environment, I think. 00:19:25.477 --> 00:19:26.317 Ah, shit. 00:19:26.337 --> 00:19:27.157 God damn it. 00:19:27.217 --> 00:19:28.277 Ah, that environment. 00:19:28.297 --> 00:19:29.417 Yeah, I know. 00:19:29.437 --> 00:19:32.437 Always getting in the way of progress and innovation. 00:19:33.617 --> 00:19:40.237 That's the thing we love on our revolutionary podcast is progress and innovation. 00:19:40.257 --> 00:19:43.197 I mean, you're a technologist. 00:19:45.377 --> 00:19:51.477 We love technology here, and there's only two options, either nature or technology. 00:19:51.477 --> 00:19:53.897 They're complete opposites and can't live in harmony. 00:19:54.617 --> 00:19:55.337 Yeah. 00:19:55.457 --> 00:19:55.837 Uh-huh. 00:19:56.177 --> 00:20:00.377 You reminded me of a thing I was going to ask you before we started recording. 00:20:01.357 --> 00:20:05.957 And I kind of just want to derail this and ask you, what would your Darth name be? 00:20:06.537 --> 00:20:07.617 Oh, God. 00:20:08.317 --> 00:20:09.837 You're hitting me with this, huh? 00:20:10.437 --> 00:20:12.737 In the middle of a talk about laundry. 00:20:13.057 --> 00:20:13.337 What? 00:20:14.757 --> 00:20:17.797 So clearly the answer is to become Darth Laundress. 00:20:20.397 --> 00:20:26.317 No, I would be Darth Sinisius. 00:20:26.817 --> 00:20:28.177 Darth Sinisius. 00:20:28.197 --> 00:20:33.977 It's like cynicism, but it's Sinisius because my evil Darth self is really cynical, right? 00:20:33.997 --> 00:20:35.537 So it's Darth Sinisius. 00:20:36.397 --> 00:20:37.297 That's really good. 00:20:37.317 --> 00:20:38.577 It was yours. 00:20:38.957 --> 00:20:47.477 So it's the reason that you actually reminded me was because I was like, oh, I would probably be like Darth Technoctuous or something. 00:20:47.617 --> 00:20:49.977 Yeah, Darth Technoctuous. 00:20:50.177 --> 00:20:51.357 Absolutely. 00:20:51.577 --> 00:21:00.437 Just imagine like Doc Ock from Spider-Man, but wielding lightsabers in like six hands and four of those hands are robotic. 00:21:01.077 --> 00:21:03.337 It's like the best of Grievous and Anakin. 00:21:03.357 --> 00:21:05.857 It's like, what if Grievous and Anakin had a baby? 00:21:06.457 --> 00:21:07.797 I would love to see that baby. 00:21:07.817 --> 00:21:10.977 I would also, I think that that would be a hell of a sexy problem. 00:21:13.557 --> 00:21:14.597 What if Obi-Wan... 00:21:14.617 --> 00:21:15.897 What those four hands do. 00:21:15.937 --> 00:21:16.557 Am I right? 00:21:18.557 --> 00:21:23.557 Obi-Wan, instead of murdering Grievous, simply makes love to him and... 00:21:23.597 --> 00:21:23.957 What if... 00:21:24.977 --> 00:21:29.157 What if we dried our clothing by putting it close to lightsabers? 00:21:29.697 --> 00:21:30.157 Shit. 00:21:30.497 --> 00:21:30.937 Yeah. 00:21:30.957 --> 00:21:32.477 We just warm it up with the lightsaber. 00:21:32.977 --> 00:21:36.017 The kyber crystal's ultimate use was for a lot... 00:21:36.037 --> 00:21:38.797 What if you just make a laundry saber? 00:21:38.817 --> 00:21:43.177 I love how much of a Star Wars nerd you've become that you know what a kyber crystal is. 00:21:43.977 --> 00:21:45.817 I knew what a kyber crystal was before. 00:21:46.417 --> 00:21:48.097 I've watched the Star Wars. 00:21:48.617 --> 00:21:49.437 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:21:49.457 --> 00:21:51.277 That is the kyber crystal's ultimate use. 00:21:51.677 --> 00:21:52.997 To warm and dry your clothes. 00:21:53.017 --> 00:21:54.177 I mean, that's how the Jedi did it. 00:21:54.437 --> 00:21:57.297 I don't know how they had the fucking Jedi Service Corps. 00:21:57.557 --> 00:21:59.497 We can't get into the Jedi Service Corps. 00:21:59.817 --> 00:22:01.497 We can't get into the Jedi Service Corps. 00:22:01.517 --> 00:22:06.497 But basically, they had other Jedi who weren't as good at being cops to do their fucking laundry. 00:22:06.817 --> 00:22:07.457 That's me. 00:22:07.577 --> 00:22:09.377 I'm the not good at being a cop. 00:22:09.397 --> 00:22:11.157 I'm the Service Jedi. 00:22:11.177 --> 00:22:13.497 Yeah, you're in one of the Service Corps. 00:22:14.097 --> 00:22:15.317 I'm the Laundry Jedi. 00:22:15.617 --> 00:22:17.237 Darth Laundricus is me. 00:22:17.477 --> 00:22:21.317 Darth Technoctus takes off their mask, and it was Darth Laundricus the whole time. 00:22:23.137 --> 00:22:25.037 Nobody respected Darth Laundricus. 00:22:25.057 --> 00:22:27.217 That's why they became Darth Technoctus. 00:22:29.257 --> 00:22:31.577 They would all learn to respect Darth Laundricus. 00:22:32.977 --> 00:22:37.097 Except Darth Siniseus, who would come and try to kill Darth Laundricus. 00:22:37.117 --> 00:22:38.597 Now we're just doing a Star Wars RP. 00:22:40.717 --> 00:22:43.597 Anyway, Brianna, this is partially your fault. 00:22:44.077 --> 00:22:53.317 This is entirely my fault, but I feel that my craving has been solved, which means it's time to Burn That Craving. 00:22:53.317 --> 00:22:55.297 I've stolen it from you. 00:22:55.457 --> 00:22:57.177 It's mine now. 00:22:58.057 --> 00:23:00.717 I've stolen the bit because I have a new way to do this. 00:23:00.737 --> 00:23:16.957 Burn That Craving is the part of the show when we decide to dispose of our old cravings as we inch ever closer to the end of this dreadful, incredible, amazing, cursed podcast. 00:23:17.137 --> 00:23:18.397 Tell me how you really feel. 00:23:20.137 --> 00:23:27.317 Today on Burn That Craving, I think it would be fun for us to combine the old with the new. 00:23:27.577 --> 00:23:33.897 I want us to look at our list of cravings and choose a craving. 00:23:34.457 --> 00:23:43.577 We're going to do the competition thing that we did last time to see which is the most flammable, but we're going to choose a craving that's one of our first on the list. 00:23:43.677 --> 00:23:45.177 One of our oldest ones on the list. 00:23:45.557 --> 00:23:48.317 A craving that's one of our most recent ones on our list. 00:23:49.117 --> 00:23:50.317 And then a wild car. 00:23:50.457 --> 00:23:51.977 One of our most recent ones. 00:23:52.237 --> 00:23:52.837 Interesting. 00:23:52.857 --> 00:24:00.317 Yeah, we're going to choose something that we put on the list recently, but we know is not going to not going to we want to burn it. 00:24:00.757 --> 00:24:06.257 Something that we put on the list a long time ago and that we have now admitting is never going to. 00:24:06.277 --> 00:24:07.177 It's never going to get there. 00:24:07.197 --> 00:24:07.737 Yeah, okay. 00:24:07.757 --> 00:24:08.417 We're going to get there. 00:24:08.897 --> 00:24:09.297 Uh-huh. 00:24:09.417 --> 00:24:11.877 I have I have my first one. 00:24:11.897 --> 00:24:13.557 The first one is old old, right? 00:24:13.657 --> 00:24:15.017 Yeah, we're going to do old first. 00:24:16.397 --> 00:24:21.977 I keep thinking about last time when you were like, all of yours are very specific and all of mine are very conceptual. 00:24:22.217 --> 00:24:22.917 And you know what? 00:24:23.277 --> 00:24:24.257 I'm not changing. 00:24:24.277 --> 00:24:26.097 I'm also not changing. 00:24:26.117 --> 00:24:29.417 I think I think if I'm I think I know it's when I'm choosing. 00:24:29.577 --> 00:24:40.757 So first off, if you will remember what restaurants are, Brianna, I know it's been a while, but my first contender is The Nom, which is a very regional Vancouver restaurant. 00:24:41.617 --> 00:24:42.837 Oh, wow. 00:24:43.397 --> 00:24:44.797 Good fucking place, though. 00:24:44.817 --> 00:24:58.337 My first one is a really cohesive and mechanical magical system, like an Aragon, a book that I don't think is good, but as a as a youth, I was obsessed with the magic system from. 00:24:58.797 --> 00:25:02.217 So that's really conceptual and not particularly. 00:25:02.237 --> 00:25:04.397 I think The Nom could burn down much easier. 00:25:04.957 --> 00:25:13.577 My argument for The Nom was going to be that it is filled with so many vegans that they are just so flammable by nature. 00:25:13.597 --> 00:25:18.357 Is there something about vegans that makes them especially flammable? 00:25:20.637 --> 00:25:25.497 Because most of the people I know who go there are flaming homos. 00:25:26.017 --> 00:25:28.057 So that is my big argument. 00:25:28.077 --> 00:25:34.197 However, I feel like you could do some really good flammability magic if you had the right rules. 00:25:34.417 --> 00:25:44.717 There was literally, I mean, there was literally a spell in Aragon that involves splitting an atom and literally causing a nuke from your own body. 00:25:44.737 --> 00:25:47.157 Which is so fucked. 00:25:48.577 --> 00:25:49.737 Incredible spell. 00:25:50.057 --> 00:25:52.697 You're making me want to read this book? 00:25:53.517 --> 00:25:54.297 No, don't. 00:25:55.777 --> 00:25:57.977 I feel like if I read it today, I would probably hate it. 00:25:58.257 --> 00:26:04.577 But I did like the magic system because it felt like it made sense in terms of enemy usage. 00:26:06.797 --> 00:26:08.337 This is a real magic system. 00:26:08.357 --> 00:26:10.677 Fuck your fake fantasy bullshit magic system. 00:26:10.697 --> 00:26:13.017 This was real. 00:26:13.317 --> 00:26:14.997 Alright, so I'm going to give that to you. 00:26:16.517 --> 00:26:18.477 You know, again, the people can decide. 00:26:18.877 --> 00:26:20.677