WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.440 There is a void that exists between dimensions, where nothing stays only moves. 00:00:06.820 --> 00:00:14.780 It is a place for travel, for those who would hop between worlds, concepts, and as many bits as you can imagine. 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:22.560 Inside this void, if you catch it at the right time, you would see a room in its path moving between dimensions. 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:27.780 It is tough to catch, as soon as it appears it has gone off to another dimension. 00:00:28.540 --> 00:00:31.460 If you can catch it though, you'll see something fairly simple. 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:35.200 Two women, two microphones, two computers. 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:37.840 It is at most a curiosity. 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:45.760 And yet, over the past three years, this room has moved between dimensions an unfathomable amount. 00:00:46.040 --> 00:00:55.100 Dystopias, fantasies, worlds of science and magic, carrying new creations to each destination spurred ever on by Cravings. 00:00:55.580 --> 00:00:59.900 For what is there to organize the universe by other than Cravings? 00:01:26.260 --> 00:01:29.880 At its heart, with salt cravings itself, not just another craving. 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:36.000 This podcast, this room moving between dimensions, has seeked to solve them all. 00:01:36.420 --> 00:01:39.040 To fix and meet every craving that there is. 00:01:39.440 --> 00:01:41.980 But the truth is, they will always be moving. 00:01:42.160 --> 00:01:46.880 The world will continue turning, and the cravings will come forever. 00:01:47.420 --> 00:01:49.440 Welcome to Salt Cravings. 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:51.280 This is episode 68. 00:01:51.740 --> 00:01:53.000 My name is Brianna. 00:01:53.020 --> 00:01:55.900 Do you ever think we're maybe a little too dramatic? 00:01:57.460 --> 00:01:59.000 Absolutely the fuck not. 00:02:02.440 --> 00:02:04.060 We are not too dramatic at all. 00:02:04.260 --> 00:02:05.880 There was nothing dramatic about that. 00:02:06.700 --> 00:02:17.700 I almost interrupted you five times, not on purpose, but because I was containing myself as you cold read that for the first time with no warning. 00:02:21.620 --> 00:02:23.380 I wanted to give you that experience. 00:02:23.420 --> 00:02:24.700 Yeah, you gave me... 00:02:24.720 --> 00:02:27.540 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:02:28.100 --> 00:02:29.160 Do you want to answer? 00:02:29.300 --> 00:02:30.280 I mean, you did. 00:02:30.300 --> 00:02:31.420 That's the podcast. 00:02:31.440 --> 00:02:31.880 Welcome. 00:02:32.640 --> 00:02:34.580 We're going to talk about Cravings, I guess. 00:02:35.600 --> 00:02:36.120 We are. 00:02:36.140 --> 00:02:38.740 It is the penultimate episode of Salt Cravings. 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:40.460 Top of the show. 00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:51.860 Reminder, we'll get into it more at the end of the episode, but July 1st to the 4th, that's going to be our livestream, where we close out this show and play a bunch of games. 00:02:52.640 --> 00:02:57.600 The first and second, it's going to be, the plan is to go from noon to 10 p.m. 00:02:57.700 --> 00:03:01.900 And then on the 3rd and the 4th, we're probably going to be going from 10 a.m. 00:03:02.100 --> 00:03:03.780 to 10 p.m. 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:10.000 And we are going to be recording the final episode Saturday, July 3rd, 11 a.m. 00:03:10.340 --> 00:03:10.960 11 a.m. 00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:12.780 PST, that's Pacific Time. 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:14.940 Yeah, sorry, this is all PS. 00:03:15.420 --> 00:03:18.860 Technically, it's daylight savings, so it's actually PDT right now. 00:03:19.700 --> 00:03:21.140 Nobody remembers that there's a... 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:21.760 I did. 00:03:21.940 --> 00:03:22.720 Okay, all right. 00:03:22.740 --> 00:03:25.900 I dated that makes me better than everyone, and so I needed to point that out. 00:03:26.620 --> 00:03:28.300 All right, here's your D, Brianna. 00:03:28.320 --> 00:03:31.140 You remembered the D, so there you go. 00:03:31.160 --> 00:03:32.500 Got them. 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:34.640 I feel fucking owned. 00:03:34.740 --> 00:03:36.460 But yeah, that's all Pacific Time. 00:03:37.340 --> 00:03:38.160 Come by, hang out. 00:03:38.220 --> 00:03:39.480 We can hang out and be friends. 00:03:39.780 --> 00:03:42.180 We can hang out and be friends and... 00:03:42.340 --> 00:03:44.420 Vibe and raise money for charity. 00:03:44.720 --> 00:03:50.140 All right, Clair, hit me with your first craving. 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:51.520 I'll do that too, I guess. 00:03:51.820 --> 00:03:53.080 Also your best shot. 00:03:53.100 --> 00:03:55.340 Give this craving your best shot. 00:03:55.660 --> 00:03:56.060 Shit. 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:57.340 Hit it out of the park. 00:03:57.780 --> 00:03:58.580 Shit, okay. 00:03:58.600 --> 00:03:59.240 I know you can't. 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:05.960 If you can do this and I can do that, I don't dance with it out of the park. 00:04:05.980 --> 00:04:13.380 A few episodes ago, or an episode ago, I don't know, time is fake, I brought up having an attention span as a craving. 00:04:13.640 --> 00:04:19.320 What I would like to solve more recently is sort of a result of that. 00:04:19.520 --> 00:04:22.860 I like the ability to want to read again. 00:04:22.880 --> 00:04:32.860 I don't know if other people get into this mind frame, but I will go months, if not almost a year, where I do not want to read at all. 00:04:32.880 --> 00:04:35.660 The idea of reading is laborious to me. 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:39.600 And then just one day, I will pick up a book and I will read like four books. 00:04:40.020 --> 00:04:51.440 And then I'll like run out of books to read, or like I'll pick up a particularly slow book or one that doesn't jive with the rhythm of like how I was reading, and I'll just be back for like another year of like not reading. 00:04:52.880 --> 00:04:56.960 So I just, I want the flint to kickstart this early, right? 00:04:56.980 --> 00:05:03.980 Like I need the little sticks, I need the reading sticks that I can rub together so that I can want to read more. 00:05:04.420 --> 00:05:04.960 Totally. 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:05.520 What if? 00:05:05.740 --> 00:05:08.360 Now, I think this is a brilliant solution that you're going to love. 00:05:08.740 --> 00:05:09.680 Oh, I love this already. 00:05:09.700 --> 00:05:11.880 I think this is a brilliant solution. 00:05:11.940 --> 00:05:21.940 What if you trick your brain into reading by thinking that instead of reading, you're going to watch something and then you realize that you're reading? 00:05:22.200 --> 00:05:22.980 I have bad news. 00:05:24.320 --> 00:05:26.240 I usually don't want to watch things either. 00:05:28.700 --> 00:05:29.180 Shit. 00:05:29.740 --> 00:05:31.960 So sort of media intake generally. 00:05:32.180 --> 00:05:34.340 Sort of doing things generally. 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:35.160 Is there? 00:05:35.260 --> 00:05:35.620 Right. 00:05:36.300 --> 00:05:37.600 No, I understand what you mean. 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:39.640 Is there a thing? 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:41.600 Hey, Brianna, have you ever heard of activity? 00:05:41.620 --> 00:05:43.040 Yeah, I don't like it right now. 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:44.640 Brain doesn't want it. 00:05:45.740 --> 00:05:46.900 But reading sounds great. 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.720 I want to do that more, so I'm going to focus on reading. 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:54.620 What are things that you are doing in this current state of no activity? 00:05:55.820 --> 00:06:08.960 Staring out my window for way too long, eating a snack as I stare out the window for way too long, walking back and forth, petting May, picking May up, and then staring out the window with May. 00:06:10.100 --> 00:06:12.660 Okay, Clair is a genius. 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:13.260 I've got it. 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:14.200 I've got it figured out. 00:06:14.540 --> 00:06:18.060 So outside the window, we're going to set up a billboard. 00:06:18.300 --> 00:06:24.660 Just localize the billboard just to you, and it's just going to be like a book, and it's just going to like... 00:06:25.100 --> 00:06:32.920 You'll just look out the window and you'll read a little bit, and then you'll come back, and you'll just look out the window, and it'll just be there, and your eyes will just be drawn to it. 00:06:32.940 --> 00:06:36.800 Oh, I like this, because it's A, I like this for two reasons. 00:06:37.180 --> 00:06:43.440 The first one is that when I think of a billboard, I always think of the ones that change after a second. 00:06:43.460 --> 00:06:53.260 So you read two sentences off of this billboard that has way too many sentences, and it changes, and you're like, okay, I have to come back in a few seconds anyways to read the next sentences. 00:06:53.280 --> 00:06:56.580 So it gives me the time to walk away. 00:06:56.760 --> 00:07:03.620 The second reason I like this, and this I really like, is that I don't live anywhere near a main street. 00:07:03.640 --> 00:07:10.520 And so what the proposition is, is just kind of sticking a billboard in front of somebody's apartment window, which I like. 00:07:10.960 --> 00:07:21.980 The thing I thought you were going to say is glue a bunch of pages to your window so that instead of staring out the window, you're actually just reading, but your window is just papered out. 00:07:22.400 --> 00:07:24.840 No, we want you to still be able to look out the window. 00:07:24.860 --> 00:07:27.480 Because that won't work for your brain. 00:07:27.500 --> 00:07:40.360 Listen, I have ADHD, which just means that I know how to trick my brain into doing things it doesn't want to do, because ADHD is allergic to being bored disorder. 00:07:40.380 --> 00:07:46.260 Apathy is a tragedy and boredom is a crime, thank you Bo Burnham. 00:07:46.640 --> 00:07:47.540 Yes, exactly. 00:07:48.200 --> 00:07:54.500 And so I know you have to trick your brain, and so it has to be that you look out and you're like, what's that? 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:57.280 Oh, that's words for a book. 00:07:57.800 --> 00:07:59.080 Read a little bit of those. 00:07:59.320 --> 00:08:03.080 Here's the thing about the billboard, we can control the billboard, we can control how fast it changes. 00:08:03.100 --> 00:08:06.640 So we use metal with that until it's perfect for you. 00:08:06.940 --> 00:08:07.840 Yeah. 00:08:07.860 --> 00:08:10.340 What makes this billboard special? 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:13.880 What is stopping us from just enacting billboard? 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:16.180 Erecting, I guess, is the word. 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:22.600 I'm going to say enacting billboards across the entire city, I guess, with different books. 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:23.560 What do you mean? 00:08:23.580 --> 00:08:26.280 Why would that something stop us? 00:08:26.500 --> 00:08:27.200 Oh, you're right. 00:08:27.300 --> 00:08:29.960 This is a pilot program for you. 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:35.140 And then eventually, you know, anyone will be able to sign up for it. 00:08:35.420 --> 00:08:37.460 They'll be able to get their own personal billboard. 00:08:37.780 --> 00:08:39.700 So how far is the billboard from here? 00:08:39.760 --> 00:08:40.400 It's called bill.board. 00:08:41.140 --> 00:08:42.100 Bill.board. 00:08:42.500 --> 00:08:45.940 Oh, this is B-O-R-E-D, because Bill is bored. 00:08:46.180 --> 00:08:49.080 And we hire someone named Bill, and he's our mascot. 00:08:49.240 --> 00:08:50.200 He's a white dude. 00:08:50.220 --> 00:08:51.640 He makes the brand relatable. 00:08:55.580 --> 00:08:56.340 This is Bill. 00:08:56.340 --> 00:08:57.160 Bill is bored. 00:08:57.840 --> 00:08:59.400 Everybody say hi to billboard. 00:08:59.860 --> 00:09:00.480 Board Bill. 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:05.500 No, but everyone can get their own personal billboard if you just sign up through the app for the billboard. 00:09:05.680 --> 00:09:09.640 Can I hire Bill to read the billboard to me if I get too bored of reading the billboard? 00:09:10.020 --> 00:09:12.280 Yeah, but that's like a premium feature. 00:09:12.300 --> 00:09:12.660 Shit. 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:15.400 That's the subscription model. 00:09:15.740 --> 00:09:18.300 Well, that's the high level. 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:19.780 That's for gold members. 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:22.980 What are the other levels? 00:09:23.380 --> 00:09:24.900 The kind of basic model. 00:09:26.180 --> 00:09:26.660 Yeah. 00:09:27.780 --> 00:09:28.160 Oh, no. 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:29.180 I've made it awful. 00:09:29.260 --> 00:09:30.300 I've made it awful. 00:09:30.580 --> 00:09:39.700 The basic free model is you get the billboard outside your house, but you can only look at it for 30 minutes every day. 00:09:40.760 --> 00:09:41.520 How? 00:09:41.780 --> 00:09:44.860 Because after 30 minutes, that's your time for the day. 00:09:44.900 --> 00:09:47.840 At the free level, if you want more than that, you should get up to premium. 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:52.100 What happens to the billboard if I look out my window for more than 30 minutes? 00:09:52.520 --> 00:09:53.740 Oh, the billboard is blank. 00:09:54.420 --> 00:09:55.540 Oh, like permanently? 00:09:55.580 --> 00:09:56.740 Like, oh, shit. 00:09:56.960 --> 00:09:58.240 For the rest of the day, yeah. 00:09:58.560 --> 00:09:59.600 Oh, it's just okay. 00:09:59.620 --> 00:10:00.480 So wait, is this like... 00:10:01.180 --> 00:10:05.860 So is there eye, so do these billboards of eye tracking technologies? 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:09.640 Or are we like this window from 4 to 430? 00:10:09.660 --> 00:10:10.640 We're doing the window. 00:10:10.660 --> 00:10:11.220 We're doing the window. 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:11.680 Okay, great. 00:10:12.080 --> 00:10:12.560 Great. 00:10:12.900 --> 00:10:15.220 So I just want to be clear. 00:10:15.400 --> 00:10:18.380 What if I want to read at 431? 00:10:18.640 --> 00:10:21.740 Then you should get the fucking premium model. 00:10:21.760 --> 00:10:22.460 Okay, I see. 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:22.780 Right. 00:10:22.880 --> 00:10:32.380 See, because there's the like paid minor subscription, which is like you have unlimited billboard time every day. 00:10:32.400 --> 00:10:34.440 The silver bill subscription model. 00:10:34.740 --> 00:10:35.360 Right, the silver bill. 00:10:35.380 --> 00:10:36.440 This isn't the gold bill. 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:39.720 Yeah, it's just unlimited time, billboard time a day. 00:10:39.920 --> 00:10:41.800 Then there's the gold model. 00:10:42.920 --> 00:10:44.560 That's where bill comes and reads it to you. 00:10:44.820 --> 00:10:47.620 It's just a bill, just one of them, because we have many. 00:10:47.640 --> 00:10:48.020 Right. 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:50.740 What can I do once I finish the billboard? 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:51.580 Right? 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:54.720 There's only so many words you can fit on a billboard. 00:10:55.920 --> 00:10:57.240 How do I get a new billboard? 00:10:57.460 --> 00:10:59.280 Do I have to like send in an email? 00:10:59.340 --> 00:11:00.980 Do I have to call somebody? 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:02.240 They'll replace it. 00:11:02.640 --> 00:11:03.980 That's part of the subscription. 00:11:05.160 --> 00:11:07.980 The billboard is actually a screen, to be clear. 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:09.400 Oh, okay. 00:11:09.420 --> 00:11:09.760 All right. 00:11:09.760 --> 00:11:11.380 So it's not a billboard. 00:11:11.400 --> 00:11:12.880 I guess billboards are screens now. 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:14.280 Billboards are screens now. 00:11:14.700 --> 00:11:16.040 So it's a screen now. 00:11:16.300 --> 00:11:18.620 But you haven't even heard about the platinum subscription. 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:21.420 Tell me about the platinum subscription. 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:30.800 So platinum subscription, not only do you get all the things from the previous levels of subscription, you can have a billboard for each window in your house. 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:31.940 Ooh, shit. 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:32.900 Oh, that's nice. 00:11:33.400 --> 00:11:35.300 So it could be any window that you're looking out of. 00:11:37.380 --> 00:11:41.160 What's the level where I can start to customize the... 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:43.900 What level gives me a dark mode billboard? 00:11:46.400 --> 00:12:04.780 So customization options start at the gold level, but because we're not fucking monsters, there's accessibility options starting at the free level, unlike Twitter, which has recently started unveiling its subscription model that has things such as... 00:12:05.160 --> 00:12:07.720 One of the features of it is literally an accessibility feature. 00:12:08.260 --> 00:12:08.840 Oh, cool. 00:12:08.880 --> 00:12:09.260 Good. 00:12:09.340 --> 00:12:09.700 Great. 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:10.120 Normal. 00:12:10.280 --> 00:12:13.620 You know how those was like thread unrollers or whatever? 00:12:14.080 --> 00:12:14.520 Sure. 00:12:14.520 --> 00:12:17.500 I've never actually looked at them, but I understand that people use them. 00:12:17.520 --> 00:12:22.080 That is basically one of its models, but it also lets you change the font size and color stuff. 00:12:22.100 --> 00:12:23.720 Oh, that's accessibility. 00:12:24.040 --> 00:12:27.760 And yes, it's accessibility features, and they're locking it behind a paywall. 00:12:27.940 --> 00:12:28.240 Yes. 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:28.700 Cool. 00:12:29.660 --> 00:12:30.560 That's what they're doing. 00:12:30.800 --> 00:12:31.860 But we're better than that. 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:37.600 You can customize color-wise, I think, starting at the gold level. 00:12:37.620 --> 00:12:39.720 You can make cool borders. 00:12:40.280 --> 00:12:52.940 And just to be very clear, I know that a lot of this seems like, well, hang on, can I do this at any level by just going and tampering with it, plugging it in or literally physically making borders for it? 00:12:54.800 --> 00:13:00.000 Can I walk to the billboard and plug my phone into the billboard to charge it? 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:00.260 Right. 00:13:00.400 --> 00:13:01.400 That's a great question. 00:13:01.500 --> 00:13:02.280 Absolutely not. 00:13:02.280 --> 00:13:03.720 Fuck you. 00:13:03.740 --> 00:13:06.760 If you try to do that, we'll take the billboard away. 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:10.200 Oh, what if someone else does it but it's my billboard? 00:13:10.340 --> 00:13:16.040 How do I defend my billboard from people who want to charge their phones on my billboard? 00:13:16.180 --> 00:13:17.520 Well, let me tell you something. 00:13:17.540 --> 00:13:18.720 Well, let me tell you something. 00:13:19.940 --> 00:13:24.540 That's one of the benefits of the Platinum level, is you have guards for your billboard. 00:13:27.300 --> 00:13:28.020 They are armed. 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:29.640 They are mercenaries. 00:13:31.780 --> 00:13:36.040 I love to pay a company to bring armed guards into my neighborhood. 00:13:36.160 --> 00:13:36.540 Yes. 00:13:36.860 --> 00:13:38.700 We know everyone loves cyberpunk. 00:13:38.900 --> 00:13:42.040 We all just want cyberpunk to be real, so we're making it real. 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:43.260 Good. 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:43.900 Great. 00:13:44.060 --> 00:13:44.440 Good. 00:13:44.780 --> 00:13:45.740 This is what I want. 00:13:45.760 --> 00:13:49.340 Yes, this is exactly what I wanted when I said I wanted to read more. 00:13:49.360 --> 00:13:50.040 Thank you, Brianna. 00:13:54.280 --> 00:13:57.260 Armed guards to defend your billboard outside of your window. 00:13:57.320 --> 00:13:58.060 What? 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.440 That seems like such a simple. 00:14:00.460 --> 00:14:08.120 Yeah, my constitutional right to read, defended by these armed guards. 00:14:08.140 --> 00:14:09.560 These are my reading guards. 00:14:09.680 --> 00:14:11.760 And let's be clear, they're mercenaries. 00:14:12.560 --> 00:14:16.480 They aren't cops, so it's fine. 00:14:16.900 --> 00:14:18.520 They don't have any legal authority. 00:14:20.220 --> 00:14:21.660 But they do have guns. 00:14:22.060 --> 00:14:23.460 They do have guns, yes. 00:14:23.740 --> 00:14:25.380 Yeah, here's the slogan. 00:14:25.740 --> 00:14:30.180 It's like arm your billboard, so you can arm your mind with knowledge. 00:14:30.540 --> 00:14:31.480 This is a nightmare. 00:14:31.500 --> 00:14:33.080 It's a fucking nightmare. 00:14:33.100 --> 00:14:38.960 Do you want to give me your craving instead? 00:14:40.260 --> 00:14:41.280 We can ruin your... 00:14:41.580 --> 00:14:42.020 I'm going to... 00:14:42.180 --> 00:14:43.660 Hey, yeah, it's the craving. 00:14:43.680 --> 00:14:45.200 There's a solution to your craving. 00:14:45.220 --> 00:14:46.540 I'm going to bring in guns. 00:14:46.780 --> 00:14:49.660 I don't know what it is. 00:14:49.760 --> 00:14:50.600 You know what it is? 00:14:50.800 --> 00:14:52.080 The solution is done. 00:14:52.300 --> 00:14:55.060 Let's not have the fucking armed guards, because you know what? 00:14:55.080 --> 00:15:02.080 Before all of this, it was all very normal, where we had a fucking subscription model for how much we were allowed to read your billboard every day. 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:04.640 That was normal and cool. 00:15:04.660 --> 00:15:08.040 It's all normal and good. 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:08.280 And... 00:15:08.300 --> 00:15:09.320 Yeah, what's your craving? 00:15:09.620 --> 00:15:10.520 Here's what I want. 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:17.820 Everything that we've just been talking about, the whole rise of apps, all of this type of thing, I want to get rid of it. 00:15:18.460 --> 00:15:31.260 I miss, or at least something that I crave and that I love to see in the world is relics of the old internet, of what the internet was like before the time of corporate internet, you know? 00:15:31.280 --> 00:15:37.400 Because I have vague memories of it as a child, and I remember being like, damn, hell yes. 00:15:37.420 --> 00:15:46.500 Now, admittedly, mine was also specifically the childhood aspects of the old internet, so like Webkins and Club Penguin and stuff. 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:48.900 Do you want to start an AOL together? 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:50.520 We could start an AOL together. 00:15:51.400 --> 00:15:52.580 Like, I just think... 00:15:52.920 --> 00:15:54.520 This is the Salt Cravings AOL. 00:15:54.540 --> 00:15:56.100 We're going to be streaming on AOL? 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.660 We're going to be streaming on AOL. 00:15:58.680 --> 00:15:59.960 Yes, that's it. 00:16:00.280 --> 00:16:02.520 Sorry, tell me more about what you missed. 00:16:02.540 --> 00:16:05.820 I just missed when websites looked awful. 00:16:05.960 --> 00:16:06.780 That was fun. 00:16:06.800 --> 00:16:13.980 I missed when websites looked awful, and we were all just kind of rolling through the wild west of the internet. 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:16.140 No one is doxing each other yet. 00:16:16.420 --> 00:16:20.000 No one's figured out how to be evil online yet. 00:16:20.620 --> 00:16:23.320 Everyone's still busy even being evil in person. 00:16:23.760 --> 00:16:26.200 Corporations don't know how to use the internet yet. 00:16:26.580 --> 00:16:27.240 Oh, my God. 00:16:27.540 --> 00:16:30.040 Eminem isn't trying to tell you that it's woke. 00:16:31.380 --> 00:16:31.780 Uh-huh. 00:16:32.360 --> 00:16:34.580 I think the green one is the wokenest Eminem. 00:16:34.640 --> 00:16:35.480 Anyways, uh... 00:16:37.640 --> 00:16:38.760 Eminem discourse. 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:40.120 All right, everyone. 00:16:40.140 --> 00:16:40.600 Welcome to... 00:16:40.660 --> 00:16:42.960 This is exactly what I want to request. 00:16:44.600 --> 00:16:47.140 I don't want to ever know what discourse means. 00:16:47.160 --> 00:16:49.920 What if discourse wasn't a term associated with the internet? 00:16:50.100 --> 00:16:51.500 Because there was a discourse on the internet. 00:16:51.800 --> 00:16:54.060 Remember, this used to be how things were. 00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:57.880 I mean, partially it's because I was a child, and therefore my use of the internet was very different. 00:16:58.220 --> 00:16:59.680 And so it's not necessarily... 00:16:59.700 --> 00:17:03.560 It also has to do with just me being less aware of what was going on on the internet. 00:17:03.580 --> 00:17:07.120 But goddamn it, what if websites looked awful again? 00:17:07.560 --> 00:17:10.020 Barring a time machine, should we just... 00:17:10.360 --> 00:17:11.280 So I have two thoughts. 00:17:11.620 --> 00:17:15.920 One, we just simply destroy the internet, and we have to start over. 00:17:16.620 --> 00:17:20.880 Two, is we force the internet into a regression period, right? 00:17:21.180 --> 00:17:22.820 We make bad websites cool again. 00:17:22.840 --> 00:17:23.640 Hell yes. 00:17:24.080 --> 00:17:25.440 Okay, here's step one. 00:17:25.620 --> 00:17:27.820 We ban corporations from online. 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:31.700 Corporations can no longer be online. 00:17:31.780 --> 00:17:39.900 They'll have to be upfront and have genuine receipts showing what their politics are, and they'll never be able to pass. 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:41.480 They'll fail, they'll always fail. 00:17:41.660 --> 00:17:43.220 And so they'll just be forced offline. 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:44.260 Perfect. 00:17:44.340 --> 00:17:45.620 That's a pretty big step. 00:17:45.620 --> 00:17:46.580 And then we need to get rid of... 00:17:46.600 --> 00:17:47.580 We're the internet gatekeepers. 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:50.740 We're just simply going to become the internet gatekeepers. 00:17:51.100 --> 00:17:52.860 We will become the internet gatekeepers. 00:17:53.320 --> 00:17:59.420 And we will say your websites should be designed in a way that makes them look like shit, but are very accessible news. 00:17:59.840 --> 00:18:03.920 We will completely destroy anything related to 4chan. 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:06.320 We will just absolutely wipe it from the internet. 00:18:06.660 --> 00:18:09.800 Here's the thing about 4chan that's good is anonymity. 00:18:10.020 --> 00:18:12.320 That's the one thing that 4chan has that is good. 00:18:12.420 --> 00:18:13.720 Everything else needs to go. 00:18:15.460 --> 00:18:20.080 That's partially because of the anonymity that they've been able to develop the way they have. 00:18:20.100 --> 00:18:24.500 But anonymity, that's coming back for sure, because no one's anonymous on the internet anymore. 00:18:25.700 --> 00:18:27.980 Okay, here's the new rules of the internet. 00:18:28.100 --> 00:18:29.360 One, no corporations. 00:18:29.420 --> 00:18:31.340 Two, anonymity only. 00:18:31.680 --> 00:18:34.620 Three, bad website design, but accessible. 00:18:34.820 --> 00:18:35.440 I love this. 00:18:35.840 --> 00:18:42.460 I'm so excited to be OtterTits69 in this new anonymous only internet space. 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:48.540 I love to be GamerGirl42412. 00:18:49.300 --> 00:18:50.240 Because you're 12? 00:18:50.280 --> 00:18:51.480 Everyone thinks you're 12. 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:52.960 Everyone thinks I'm 12. 00:18:53.020 --> 00:18:54.300 Everyone does think I'm 12. 00:18:54.320 --> 00:18:55.640 Shit, don't say a cuss word. 00:18:55.900 --> 00:18:59.160 GamerGirl42412 is here. 00:19:03.820 --> 00:19:05.600 Said on our AOL. 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:15.980 The thing is, we're going to have to develop new ways of doing this around not having social media corporations anymore. 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:19.000 No corporations also means no social media corporations. 00:19:19.020 --> 00:19:22.780 And honestly, we could all do without Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr and Reddit. 00:19:23.060 --> 00:19:25.120 Yeah, I've been mostly successful. 00:19:25.140 --> 00:19:26.760 I just need to purge Twitter and I'm done. 00:19:27.040 --> 00:19:29.480 So then we need a new space. 00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:31.820 We need community-developed spaces. 00:19:32.320 --> 00:19:33.020 New space. 00:19:33.460 --> 00:19:35.020 Welcome to my website, New Space. 00:19:35.320 --> 00:19:36.380 This is New Space. 00:19:36.620 --> 00:19:39.960 It's different than Newgrounds, not related to Newgrounds even a little bit. 00:19:40.140 --> 00:19:42.240 Also different from MySpace, kind of. 00:19:42.260 --> 00:19:45.700 But it does have a freedom, you know? 00:19:45.980 --> 00:19:47.420 It has a new free vibe. 00:19:47.800 --> 00:19:48.600 It's a co-op. 00:19:48.980 --> 00:19:50.040 We all own this. 00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:54.480 Yeah, it's like community-moderated too. 00:19:54.500 --> 00:20:03.360 So I've unironically thought about how to do a website that promotes anonymity but also has legit moderation. 00:20:03.380 --> 00:20:06.940 Okay, so bad example, but you know how Reddit has a voting system? 00:20:07.280 --> 00:20:14.280 What if you had a moderation voting system that didn't automatically, because that can easily be abused. 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:21.740 If you vote for something that successfully gets moderated, you get a little plus on your account that says you can. 00:20:21.860 --> 00:20:24.160 The problem, of course, is that who are the mods, right? 00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:26.360 Right, that's the biggest thing for me. 00:20:26.780 --> 00:20:27.740 We're the gatekeepers. 00:20:27.760 --> 00:20:28.420 We're the mods. 00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:29.840 You and me, just you and me? 00:20:29.860 --> 00:20:30.740 Yeah, it's just you and me. 00:20:30.760 --> 00:20:36.960 I mean, this makes sense because I think, and what I'm sort of assuming here, and I guess I didn't explicitly say this, so I should say this now. 00:20:37.220 --> 00:20:44.700 Obviously, you and I are going to plug ourselves into this thing and become like cyborg gatekeepers of the new internet, right? 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:46.200 I am new space. 00:20:46.740 --> 00:20:47.880 You are new space. 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:51.260 You can send a blog, that's my kneecap. 00:20:51.400 --> 00:20:53.220 Don't say any cuss words. 00:20:53.500 --> 00:20:55.440 I don't appreciate that on my kneecap. 00:20:55.520 --> 00:20:56.400 Yeah, I appreciate that. 00:20:56.420 --> 00:20:59.620 Actually, wait, you can say cuss words, but it has to be on my forearm. 00:20:59.940 --> 00:21:00.740 Absolutely. 00:21:00.760 --> 00:21:01.900 Here's the link. 00:21:02.560 --> 00:21:11.440 But yeah, we are just, we plugged ourselves in and we created this new world where we all just chill here, and it's cool to be online again. 00:21:11.460 --> 00:21:14.100 Also, hacking has to be a lot cooler now. 00:21:14.320 --> 00:21:16.820 Oh yeah, it's not just someone like guessing at things. 00:21:17.560 --> 00:21:19.900 I love real world hacking, unironically. 00:21:20.640 --> 00:21:21.500 It's so mundane. 00:21:21.740 --> 00:21:31.660 Hacking now is just, you have to all be connected brain-wise because now the internet's biomechanical since you and I are biomechanically linked up to it. 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:35.320 So it's got to be some cyberpunk, biomedical hacking. 00:21:35.660 --> 00:21:41.420 So it continues to be true that the easiest way to hack someone is the parasocial way. 00:21:41.780 --> 00:21:45.360 Yes, but now there's like cool graphics. 00:21:45.840 --> 00:21:47.620 Ooh, I like the cool graphics. 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:53.360 These graphics are in like 12K, which is actually four pixels because we're regressing. 00:21:53.700 --> 00:21:54.440 Exactly. 00:21:54.820 --> 00:21:56.760 Bring the old internet back, baby. 00:21:57.240 --> 00:22:00.360 Console cowboys riding the inner webs. 00:22:00.860 --> 00:22:03.940 How do I connect to people with my console on this old internet? 00:22:04.220 --> 00:22:07.360 How do I play my Switch games on NewSpace? 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:09.040 Oh, that's old internet. 00:22:09.060 --> 00:22:14.040 To be clear, there's still gonna have to be some sort of network. 00:22:14.860 --> 00:22:17.220 It's not the infrastructure that's old. 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:18.360 It's the content. 00:22:18.700 --> 00:22:19.100 Yes. 00:22:19.360 --> 00:22:24.240 I think a crucial thing here is that our cool new internet is gonna be cool and new, and everyone's gonna love it. 00:22:24.260 --> 00:22:26.300 Yeah, everyone has to love it. 00:22:26.540 --> 00:22:28.680 So jot that down, you know? 00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:29.780 Quick note. 00:22:30.380 --> 00:22:31.860 Quick note, everyone has to love it. 00:22:32.040 --> 00:22:34.160 No, everyone doesn't have to love it, but they will love it. 00:22:34.180 --> 00:22:34.860 They just will. 00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:37.780 Because it's just gonna be cooler and better. 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:47.160 I feel like with us connected up to this, I'm getting some kind of differing brainwaves here between you and me. 00:22:47.740 --> 00:22:50.140 Are you gonna force people to like this? 00:22:51.060 --> 00:22:59.200 I am only going to do what I think the armed guards guarding my billboard think is best. 00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:06.040 Is your hand getting back at me, huh? 00:23:06.260 --> 00:23:08.460 You want me to ruin mine since I ruined yours? 00:23:09.240 --> 00:23:10.260 I think this is better. 00:23:10.380 --> 00:23:11.740 I think this is good now. 00:23:13.360 --> 00:23:16.580 I invited them over for brunch one day, and they're actually quite nice. 00:23:16.600 --> 00:23:29.820 You know, one of them actually signed up because they trained with guns because they thought overthrowing the government was the only way forward, but then they needed to put their skills to use and make money off of because they just live in a capitalist hellscape like we do. 00:23:30.080 --> 00:23:30.960 Really makes you think. 00:23:31.240 --> 00:23:32.200 Really makes you think. 00:23:32.220 --> 00:23:38.520 Your local armed guards might just be actual leftists just like you. 00:23:40.300 --> 00:23:41.420 Jesus Christ. 00:23:42.460 --> 00:23:42.980 All right. 00:23:43.760 --> 00:23:45.040 I feel like I need to... 00:23:45.060 --> 00:23:47.380 I feel like I need to... 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:49.060 I feel like I need to burn... 00:23:49.300 --> 00:23:50.000 Burn something? 00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:54.780 I feel like I need to burn that craving. 00:23:55.580 --> 00:23:59.160 I didn't want to say it because I want to see how long you could draw it out by yourself. 00:23:59.180 --> 00:24:00.560 Yeah, we're going to burn that craving. 00:24:00.620 --> 00:24:03.260 This is a segment about burning old cravings. 00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.580 We consider the flammability of cravings whatever that means. 00:24:07.020 --> 00:24:16.040 For today, how about we try and find the thing you would burn before you burn the final thing. 00:24:16.220 --> 00:24:20.000 You're at a bonfire, and you have your big thing that you want to burn. 00:24:20.280 --> 00:24:23.240 What's the thing you burn before that final thing? 00:24:23.320 --> 00:24:24.640 Totally, totally. 00:24:24.700 --> 00:24:25.360 Okay, yeah. 00:24:25.700 --> 00:24:28.200 What's the first thing you're burning at this bonfire? 00:24:29.120 --> 00:24:35.360 The first thing that I think needs to burn before my ultimate, my final thing that I'm going to burn. 00:24:36.460 --> 00:24:39.060 Is inventing the wheel. 00:24:39.500 --> 00:24:39.900 Sure. 00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:42.380 I just don't think we need the wheel anymore. 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:47.000 Yeah, I think I'm going to be burning some old gluten and dairy-free baking recipes. 00:24:48.420 --> 00:24:49.520 I just don't think... 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:50.900 They just weren't very good. 00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:53.180 I tried them, and they just weren't working. 00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:56.540 Besides, you already brought one to the bonfire. 00:24:56.560 --> 00:25:00.760 I did bring one to the bonfire, so it was one of the ones that worked out. 00:25:01.060 --> 00:25:02.080 So which one's more flammable? 00:25:02.600 --> 00:25:04.840 It's quicker to burn some recipes. 00:25:04.860 --> 00:25:08.040 Besides, that bread is probably flammable, too. 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:09.040 Yeah. 00:25:09.100 --> 00:25:09.820 What's the second... 00:25:09.840 --> 00:25:11.560 Do you want to hear the second thing that I've brought? 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:19.420 Well, listen, I've got a lot of paper here today, because I'm also burning some old academic article titles. 00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:21.100 Like, just the titles. 00:25:21.320 --> 00:25:22.340 Just the titles? 00:25:23.020 --> 00:25:23.440 Yeah. 00:25:23.580 --> 00:25:25.020 I've just chopped off the titles of each of them. 00:25:25.040 --> 00:25:25.660 You're just holding them over. 00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:27.020 Yeah. 00:25:27.180 --> 00:25:31.740 So I'm just burning those, because I like the way the titles burn. 00:25:32.520 --> 00:25:34.280 You're just going to rename them after? 00:25:35.480 --> 00:25:36.840 And then plagiarize them. 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:38.460 Perfect. 00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:39.740 That works really well. 00:25:41.080 --> 00:25:52.620 Mine, and I'm going to read it, because I've made a typo, which is the reason that I'm going to burn it, because it's no good, is Lumberjanes, Percy Jackson and Magical Dumber Camps. 00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:56.040 It's supposed to be summer camps, but... 00:25:58.380 --> 00:26:02.000 I just want to go to a magical camp where I get them. 00:26:02.020 --> 00:26:02.720 No, I feel you. 00:26:04.360 --> 00:26:07.220 I don't want to be smart girl summer. 00:26:07.840 --> 00:26:08.360 Thank you. 00:26:08.380 --> 00:26:10.240 You just want to be a daughter of Athena, huh? 00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:12.440 No, that's the opposite of what I want. 00:26:12.460 --> 00:26:14.940 I want to be Aphrodite's daughter. 00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:16.800 Mood. 00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:18.000 No thoughts. 00:26:18.320 --> 00:26:19.180 Only fun. 00:26:19.520 --> 00:26:24.300 I think I've definitely taken those quizzes before, and then was told I was Aphrodite. 00:26:24.700 --> 00:26:25.160 Stop it. 00:26:27.320 --> 00:26:28.260 You're not even mad. 00:26:28.780 --> 00:26:33.620 I'm kind of better than everyone, but... 00:26:33.760 --> 00:26:36.860 I think those books are going to burn real well. 00:26:36.980 --> 00:26:39.340 There's just so much to burn there, you know? 00:26:41.740 --> 00:26:47.200 And then tell me what's the third thing that you've brought to this bonfire that you're going to burn at this bonfire and this bonfire burn? 00:26:47.700 --> 00:26:52.820 The thing that I have written down is doing the podcast, question mark? 00:26:53.060 --> 00:26:53.600 Making. 00:26:54.700 --> 00:26:55.420 Make, cool. 00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:57.800 Do you want to explain? 00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:13.680 A little, I guess a little bit, because the thing that we're burning, ultimately, is this podcast, right? 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:30.000 So if I burn, if I burn it before the last thing, then it's, we can't burn it, so we're done forever, and it goes forever in the fire. 00:27:30.800 --> 00:27:32.560 It can't be over if it never ends. 00:27:32.580 --> 00:27:33.960 That's a good point. 00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:36.600 Anyway, what I will be burning is romanticism. 00:27:38.580 --> 00:27:41.900 I thought that it needed to come back, but I was wrong. 00:27:42.340 --> 00:27:42.860 It does not. 00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:44.880 And we can burn it. 00:27:45.320 --> 00:27:46.620 Well, that's too bad. 00:27:46.620 --> 00:27:49.640 I guess that's a few careers that we're just ignoring. 00:27:49.660 --> 00:27:58.360 I guess vote for your favorite ones, for which ones you think should, which ones deserve to burn. 00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:00.200 Tell us what deserves to burn. 00:28:00.740 --> 00:28:02.240 Engage with the content. 00:28:03.420 --> 00:28:04.380 Engage, engagement. 00:28:04.540 --> 00:28:05.240 Engage. 00:28:06.560 --> 00:28:09.920 That's been Burn That Craving. 00:28:10.520 --> 00:28:12.080 All right. 00:28:12.500 --> 00:28:15.400 Tell me, Clair, your last craving of this episode. 00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:25.320 So my next craving, last craving before the stream, is the ability to take people's extra houses away and give them to other people. 00:28:26.300 --> 00:28:29.420 I just think if you have two houses, you don't need two houses. 00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:29.980 Right. 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:32.700 I think if you need two houses, you should just get rid of one of them. 00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:38.380 Yeah, if you have one house and you're living in one house, how you live in two houses... 00:28:39.020 --> 00:28:40.040 Really makes you think. 00:28:40.220 --> 00:28:41.500 Checkmate liberals. 00:28:44.460 --> 00:28:46.800 Checkmate liberals from the left side. 00:28:46.820 --> 00:28:48.400 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:28:48.620 --> 00:28:50.700 Yeah, no, I agree completely. 00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:52.440 I thought so much about this. 00:28:52.460 --> 00:28:53.760 I'm like, really? 00:28:53.900 --> 00:28:54.300 Two? 00:28:54.580 --> 00:28:55.320 You need two? 00:28:55.700 --> 00:28:58.460 Not just two, but three sometimes or more. 00:28:59.100 --> 00:29:00.200 And were you not... 00:29:00.620 --> 00:29:01.940 No one's living there sometimes? 00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:02.660 No one's living there. 00:29:02.680 --> 00:29:04.080 Sometimes no one's living there? 00:29:04.740 --> 00:29:08.620 Or they're renting it out, and those people are paying for their new mortgage. 00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:10.620 So they're actually just paying for the new house. 00:29:10.740 --> 00:29:17.760 So it's actually the people who are renting, who are buying the other house, but they don't get the house at the end. 00:29:18.060 --> 00:29:28.320 So anyways, we need a big little gotcha claw machine where I can go in and snag people's houses and then give them to other people. 00:29:28.580 --> 00:29:31.000 I think the claw machine is good because sometimes it slips. 00:29:31.460 --> 00:29:34.060 We're going to need some deeds to these houses. 00:29:34.080 --> 00:29:37.600 We're going to need the deeds to these houses, and then we're going to put them in a big pile. 00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:40.100 All these extra house deeds. 00:29:40.500 --> 00:29:44.400 Then we're going to block it off with tape, and then everyone can just come and grab one. 00:29:44.800 --> 00:29:51.860 But how do we assure that if you have a home that you're not coming and getting another house? 00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:53.840 We have... 00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:55.660 And also, how do we stop you from taking two? 00:29:57.720 --> 00:29:58.980 It's like a take one, right? 00:29:59.000 --> 00:29:59.780 It's a take one. 00:30:00.120 --> 00:30:05.100 We have the billboard guards there, because they're leftists. 00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:07.560 Great. 00:30:07.580 --> 00:30:08.340 That's the first thing. 00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:09.760 We hired them. 00:30:10.560 --> 00:30:16.080 We have an extended web of bureaucracy to prevent this. 00:30:16.980 --> 00:30:17.560 I don't realize... 00:30:17.580 --> 00:30:21.020 All of our cravings are very bureaucratic. 00:30:21.320 --> 00:30:24.460 This one, I'm really quickly getting into the zone of... 00:30:25.260 --> 00:30:25.920 A government? 00:30:26.260 --> 00:30:26.980 Of a government. 00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:28.360 We're just becoming a government. 00:30:28.560 --> 00:30:29.580 It's the Salt Cravings government. 00:30:29.600 --> 00:30:32.080 Let's go back to the claw machine instead. 00:30:32.100 --> 00:30:33.320 Tell me about the claw machine. 00:30:33.840 --> 00:30:42.340 Have you ever been in one of those stores that you know this thing has never been touched for two years because there's dust on its surface? 00:30:42.580 --> 00:30:49.120 But if you feed it $5, you get a chance for 10 seconds to get a stuffy or something out of it. 00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:51.520 What if we put the deeds in there? 00:30:52.080 --> 00:30:53.320 So here's my question. 00:30:55.000 --> 00:31:04.460 The deeds are in there, and so how are you making sure with the claw machine that people aren't sagging more houses than they're supposed to? 00:31:05.080 --> 00:31:10.860 If you want to enter the shop, it's called the One House Shop. 00:31:13.100 --> 00:31:20.360 We require a full background check in order to enter to bureaucracy again. 00:31:20.380 --> 00:31:22.080 This is the issue with... 00:31:22.460 --> 00:31:23.560 This is the true... 00:31:23.900 --> 00:31:27.480 Listen, everyone has their own personal beef with leftism. 00:31:27.600 --> 00:31:29.240 Here's my beef with leftism. 00:31:29.520 --> 00:31:34.980 In order to prevent bad actors, you have to become a fucking bureaucracy or a government or something. 00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:36.060 This sucks. 00:31:36.140 --> 00:31:37.060 It's bullshit. 00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:38.580 I don't want to do that. 00:31:38.700 --> 00:31:40.800 I don't want to have to enforce shit. 00:31:41.020 --> 00:31:41.580 God. 00:31:41.600 --> 00:31:43.160 Fuck that. 00:31:43.560 --> 00:31:44.640 This is why we have Bill. 00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:46.180 This is why we have Bill. 00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:47.680 Bill can just tell. 00:31:48.320 --> 00:31:49.540 This is the thing about Bill. 00:31:49.860 --> 00:31:55.240 Bill can go up to you and tell, do you have a house already? 00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:57.420 Bill's the house mind reader. 00:31:57.440 --> 00:32:00.200 Yes, you can't lie to Bill. 00:32:00.220 --> 00:32:09.920 People have tried to lie to Bill so many times, and every time he's like, ah, no, it's me, I'm Bill. 00:32:11.540 --> 00:32:13.020 Your tongue, it does the thing. 00:32:13.040 --> 00:32:14.380 Yeah, you have two houses. 00:32:15.220 --> 00:32:16.420 Yeah, he's really smart. 00:32:16.620 --> 00:32:19.580 We're lucky to have him, because he can just go around and tell. 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:26.020 You don't have to do any of the bureaucracy or anything like that, because you just show up in line, and he'll go to you, and he'll look at you. 00:32:26.040 --> 00:32:29.100 And you'll look back at him, and he'll be like, mm-hmm, yep, you're good. 00:32:29.120 --> 00:32:29.900 All right, go ahead. 00:32:30.500 --> 00:32:35.420 No one actually knows that Bill got this power because he was bitten by a radioactive house when he was a kid. 00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:39.200 Bitten by a radioactive house. 00:32:39.220 --> 00:32:41.240 He just has house abilities now. 00:32:42.660 --> 00:32:47.220 He can also physically transport houses, which is helpful. 00:32:47.840 --> 00:32:49.980 I thought you were going to say turn into a house. 00:32:51.280 --> 00:32:52.440 He can also do that. 00:32:53.500 --> 00:32:56.660 But he doesn't like to use that power because it's really conspicuous. 00:32:56.940 --> 00:32:58.860 And he turns into a big house is the thing. 00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:00.200 Yeah, it's a big house. 00:33:00.760 --> 00:33:02.340 And he's kind of shy about it. 00:33:02.360 --> 00:33:06.460 And so we don't get Bill to do that, but we do get Bill to help us with the housing. 00:33:06.860 --> 00:33:12.380 There's the other thing where you go to Bill and you don't have any houses. 00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:14.660 You're like, yeah, no, no, I have like 10 houses. 00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:17.700 And Bill's like, no, I get it. 00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:19.400 You're trying to look really cool right now. 00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:21.780 I get that you're trying to look cool with your 10 houses. 00:33:22.080 --> 00:33:38.120 But like, you need a home, my friend, and we'll like go up to someone and then I guess soul snatch them, except the soul snatches their other house and he like psychic generates it into the other person's body. 00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:41.120 Or he just bites them and they become a house. 00:33:41.140 --> 00:33:41.540 Warehouse. 00:33:44.820 --> 00:33:46.720 This is actually what a warehouse is. 00:33:47.800 --> 00:33:48.780 Warehouse. 00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:50.240 Fucking warehouse. 00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.220 The other thing here is Bill hates landlords. 00:33:53.280 --> 00:33:55.320 Bill can deal with landlords. 00:33:55.340 --> 00:34:08.200 Because the other thing that we're not saying, of course, is that being bitten by the radioactive thing also, like Spider-Man, just gave him super strength and house sense, home sense. 00:34:08.380 --> 00:34:09.360 He gained home sense. 00:34:10.200 --> 00:34:11.000 God damn it. 00:34:13.160 --> 00:34:19.300 He's a warehouse with home sense, and he can beat anyone in combat. 00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.860 He's basically immune to most violence. 00:34:23.340 --> 00:34:24.300 He's a strong guy. 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.020 Yeah, he's just Billed like that. 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:28.620 He's just Billed like that. 00:34:28.640 --> 00:34:33.740 Is there more? 00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:34.900 Is there more here? 00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:37.020 I mean, we kind of solved it by coming up with Bill. 00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:38.780 We didn't come up with Bill. 00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:40.400 We found Bill. 00:34:40.460 --> 00:34:42.100 Bill found us. 00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:48.040 If you think about it, Bill found all of us in our darkest moments. 00:34:48.060 --> 00:34:52.680 Bill was the hero that we needed, and I think that societally we deserved. 00:34:53.120 --> 00:35:00.480 And he was actually found frozen in the ice as a house. 00:35:00.860 --> 00:35:06.540 So we had to thaw out the house, and we just thawed out this random house, and then it changed into a guy. 00:35:06.560 --> 00:35:08.220 He was like, hi, I'm Bill. 00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:09.620 And we were like, cool. 00:35:10.200 --> 00:35:13.820 He's like, I'm a radical leftist, and I can tell when people have homes and don't. 00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:15.240 And we were like, oh shit. 00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:19.400 Jesus, wow, he really offered that information immediately, didn't he? 00:35:19.420 --> 00:35:20.720 Yeah, I forgot about that part. 00:35:21.020 --> 00:35:22.760 Yeah, he's a cool guy. 00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:24.660 Listen, he's very, he's very like... 00:35:25.140 --> 00:35:27.100 He does talk about it a lot at parties. 00:35:27.120 --> 00:35:29.240 It's kind of like his one story, you know? 00:35:29.520 --> 00:35:35.240 Like, I love him dearly, but he comes to the party, he's like, you know, I can turn into a big house. 00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.420 And like, I don't really want to, but you know, I could if I wanted to. 00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:39.700 Do you want to become a big house? 00:35:39.740 --> 00:35:41.080 I'm kind of a warehouse, you know? 00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:52.700 But he is sort of like, kind of like, yeah, I don't really do the crime fighting thing because crime is actually kind of a symptom of a fucked up system. 00:35:52.720 --> 00:35:55.260 And actually, there's better ways to like help fight that. 00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:56.500 But if I did do... 00:35:56.520 --> 00:35:57.320 Like giving people houses. 00:35:57.740 --> 00:35:58.420 Right, exactly. 00:35:58.540 --> 00:36:04.380 The reason why he has to say that is because people obviously immediately ask, oh, why aren't you a superhero fighting crime? 00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:07.920 And he's like, I don't really do that thing because that's kind of messed up. 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.640 And, you know, superheroes like is really complicated. 00:36:10.660 --> 00:36:13.460 This is why we hired him for the billboard. 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:14.840 Yeah, he's great. 00:36:15.220 --> 00:36:15.740 We love him. 00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:21.800 There's also many of him because as we know, there's a lot of people who are going to need a bill to read things to them. 00:36:21.820 --> 00:36:23.000 So there's tons of bills. 00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:27.960 And to be clear, they have really good benefits, and we make sure to get, you know, not make them work too many hours. 00:36:27.980 --> 00:36:45.420 If I've learned anything from vampire lore, it's that if every set of bills has a like a suitor, that's not the word, a pre pre bill, you know, a leader, like not a leader, but the person that you were billed by. 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:48.340 Oh, yeah, totally. 00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:52.140 Yeah, everyone has everyone has someone who who billed them. 00:36:52.460 --> 00:36:56.300 We're all billed up by those around us, specifically by Bill in some cases. 00:36:56.520 --> 00:36:57.460 Have you been billed yet? 00:36:58.000 --> 00:36:59.300 You know, I've been a little nervous. 00:36:59.740 --> 00:37:01.160 I've been thinking about getting billed. 00:37:01.340 --> 00:37:04.140 But yeah, I don't know. 00:37:04.420 --> 00:37:07.320 Yeah, I don't know what house I want to be yet. 00:37:07.340 --> 00:37:13.440 I could be one of those little, you know, like I'm still deciding on an exterior. 00:37:13.700 --> 00:37:15.060 What would your house Sona be? 00:37:15.580 --> 00:37:19.220 If you had to like, if you could become a house, like what was your house Sona be? 00:37:19.240 --> 00:37:26.040 Because mine would be the like house in Emma 2020, the big manor home that they have. 00:37:26.060 --> 00:37:28.260 You can have so many people in that. 00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:31.280 I'd have to remember what the name of the house is, but it's Emma. 00:37:31.300 --> 00:37:34.520 It's the Woodhouse residence. 00:37:34.540 --> 00:37:35.960 You're a house with a name. 00:37:37.780 --> 00:37:38.100 Hang on. 00:37:38.420 --> 00:37:39.200 Let me... 00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:41.940 I guess we're all houses with names, if you think about it. 00:37:41.940 --> 00:37:43.040 All the warehouses. 00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:44.140 They're all Bill. 00:37:44.540 --> 00:37:46.540 Hartfield is the name of the house. 00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.260 I'll just send you an image, and you'll understand immediately why. 00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:51.880 Yeah, this is you. 00:37:53.060 --> 00:37:56.780 Do you come with the accessories and the people? 00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:58.160 Not the people. 00:37:58.200 --> 00:37:59.300 Certainly not the people. 00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:01.120 This is not a full tar situation. 00:38:01.160 --> 00:38:16.880 But for people who can't see the image, can't see the link in the description or can't go to it for whatever reason, it's a bunch of people having fucking tea in a really like ornate living room with a fucking chandelier and tea set. 00:38:17.200 --> 00:38:25.380 And the coloring is very pastel, lots of greens and pinks, and lots of like strange old furniture. 00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:26.800 That's your house sona. 00:38:27.160 --> 00:38:28.080 That's my house sona. 00:38:28.100 --> 00:38:28.820 Very cluttered. 00:38:28.860 --> 00:38:30.680 I don't want minimalism. 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:31.680 Fuck minimalism. 00:38:31.740 --> 00:38:33.360 I want opulence. 00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:34.620 You want things. 00:38:34.680 --> 00:38:36.220 And you don't come with the people. 00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:39.140 I don't come with the people, but I do come with the things. 00:38:39.660 --> 00:38:43.420 Tell me, what's your whole deal? 00:38:43.860 --> 00:38:44.360 I don't know. 00:38:44.620 --> 00:38:45.420 I just told you. 00:38:45.560 --> 00:38:47.760 I'm having trouble deciding on an exterior. 00:38:47.780 --> 00:38:48.560 Would it be okay? 00:38:48.560 --> 00:38:49.740 I mean, like here's... 00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:50.840 Tell me about the vibe. 00:38:50.860 --> 00:38:56.060 Is the vibe like abandoned home out in the country? 00:38:56.180 --> 00:38:59.140 Is the vibe an apartment complex? 00:38:59.140 --> 00:39:00.780 Is it a futuristic-y home? 00:39:01.100 --> 00:39:06.120 I like the idea of becoming an apartment complex, but then it's multiple people. 00:39:06.200 --> 00:39:08.900 And you know, really, I can be the community. 00:39:09.040 --> 00:39:15.820 I'm an apartment complex with not a community hall, but a big room for food. 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:16.540 Cafeteria? 00:39:17.100 --> 00:39:19.120 No, that's not the vibe I want. 00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:19.740 Like a... 00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:20.660 Gathering hall. 00:39:20.680 --> 00:39:21.820 A gathering hall. 00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:22.600 A dining hall. 00:39:23.940 --> 00:39:26.000 The weirdest apartment you've ever been to. 00:39:26.020 --> 00:39:39.380 I love that when I was trying to think about what my house son would be, I was like, oh, it would be this opulent, beautiful, unnecessarily ornate, kind of ridiculous pastel home that represents luxury. 00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:42.340 And you were like, my body will literally become a community. 00:39:42.900 --> 00:39:45.820 My body will literally become a place where people can live. 00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:48.220 I really admire you for that. 00:39:48.600 --> 00:39:49.240 Thank you. 00:39:49.460 --> 00:39:53.880 I really like the idea of having just as many people as I can fit inside of me. 00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:55.060 That's really what it's about. 00:39:55.080 --> 00:39:56.940 It's not about the being nice or anything. 00:39:57.340 --> 00:40:01.260 It's about what's the biggest number of people I can put inside of my body. 00:40:01.640 --> 00:40:02.100 Great. 00:40:03.240 --> 00:40:05.020 Um, very normal. 00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:12.600 Um, I think another good option is a house owner here, be Danny the Street from Doom Patrol. 00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:15.200 This is a gender fluid sentient street. 00:40:15.460 --> 00:40:18.560 Danny the Street from Doom Patrol. 00:40:18.580 --> 00:40:20.220 I'm Googling this. 00:40:20.520 --> 00:40:21.980 That's a street, all right. 00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:27.680 Yeah, it's a sentient street that a community of marginalized people live on. 00:40:27.780 --> 00:40:30.260 And the street is gender fluid, and it's named Danny. 00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:32.140 I've never heard of this. 00:40:32.160 --> 00:40:33.280 This is great. 00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:35.120 Doom Patrol is good. 00:40:35.140 --> 00:40:37.560 Highly recommend Doom Patrol, season one especially. 00:40:38.040 --> 00:40:43.120 I think it's one of the best superhero things that's ever been made, because they're terrible at being superheroes. 00:40:43.560 --> 00:40:46.340 Unlike Bill, he doesn't try to be a superhero. 00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:47.240 Yeah, he doesn't. 00:40:47.420 --> 00:40:48.100 He just is. 00:40:48.120 --> 00:40:49.960 He's just looking out for you. 00:40:50.420 --> 00:40:51.120 Shout out to Bill. 00:40:51.260 --> 00:40:52.120 Shout out to Bill. 00:40:53.020 --> 00:40:56.260 I love Salt Cravings, aka, Invent a Guy We Love. 00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:58.400 Invent a Guy We Love. 00:40:58.420 --> 00:40:59.740 He just came up with a new guy. 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:00.540 He rocks. 00:41:00.600 --> 00:41:01.500 He's the best. 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:03.400 What's your craving? 00:41:03.420 --> 00:41:05.460 Your last craving before the stream. 00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:11.260 So, today, I was finishing up my kind of first watch through of Bo Burnham's Inside. 00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:12.780 Oh shit, you have seen it. 00:41:13.240 --> 00:41:14.080 I have seen it now. 00:41:14.100 --> 00:41:30.040 And I don't like to spoil anything, but I guess the Vegas spoiler, which is like, at least in part, it's kind of an examination of comedy and kind of what he's done in terms of comedy and like what the point of all of this is and those sorts of things. 00:41:30.620 --> 00:41:38.980 I guess my last craving is like before the stream is like, I want to, like an examination of what we've done here, you know? 00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:40.520 Mm-hmm. 00:41:41.040 --> 00:41:42.460 We did this for three years. 00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:43.940 It made a thing. 00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:46.320 People that we know like it. 00:41:46.700 --> 00:41:49.360 I still don't believe it, but people keep telling me this. 00:41:49.720 --> 00:41:50.320 Yeah. 00:41:50.620 --> 00:41:51.440 What did we do? 00:41:51.660 --> 00:41:52.960 What did we do here, Clair? 00:41:54.740 --> 00:42:31.900 Uh, we self-engrandized for three years, and then we topped it off with, uh, bits and jingles and doodads, and we, uh, had fun together, and we appreciated that even though there's a lot of shit in this world, you don't necessarily have to suffer to live and you're allowed to have moments of love and community and happiness, and what this podcast has given to me is hanging out with you for, like, an hour and doing weird shit. 00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:44.200 This started with us riffing off of each other on your couch as our friend laughed themself into hysteria and said, you two should do a podcast together. 00:42:44.220 --> 00:42:46.380 And then we did it for some reason. 00:42:47.040 --> 00:42:48.720 And we did it for three years. 00:42:48.740 --> 00:43:00.940 I feel like the show has felt, at my most cynical shitty moments, has felt like the most self-indulgent bullshit in the world. 00:43:02.680 --> 00:43:06.420 The thing is, most of the time, I feel like we made something that's cool. 00:43:06.780 --> 00:43:10.600 And there's definitely things that if I could go back, I would change. 00:43:11.320 --> 00:43:18.020 I think I would definitely change and make sure that we had a better plan for doing transcriptions and that sort of accessibility stuff. 00:43:19.220 --> 00:43:19.840 That's on me. 00:43:19.860 --> 00:43:23.680 I mean, that's on us, to be clear. 00:43:24.140 --> 00:43:25.960 And so it's not perfect. 00:43:26.200 --> 00:43:31.220 There are things with it that weren't perfect, but I'm glad that we did this. 00:43:32.060 --> 00:43:34.680 And I feel good about it. 00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:43.780 And I think we did a good job of, as kind of over the past three years, things have gotten, they were already a little rough. 00:43:44.500 --> 00:43:51.420 I think when we started this, we really did conceptualize this as a place where you could get away from all of the bad noobs in the world. 00:43:53.300 --> 00:44:04.820 And I think, to some degree, we stuck to that, but I think also there's this element of, we also recognize that at a certain point, when people listen to you, you can at least link them to things. 00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:04.960 Yes. 00:44:06.660 --> 00:44:18.520 I'm glad that we've done that with this, and that we've spent these years, spent these years making this thing, and it's honestly, it's been so much fun. 00:44:18.980 --> 00:44:26.780 Been times where it's been like, damn, I don't know what I'm doing in my life, but I know I can still go and record Salt Cravings. 00:44:27.460 --> 00:44:32.180 And I can goof around with my friend Clair, who I love very much. 00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:33.520 That's gay. 00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:34.780 I love you too, pal. 00:44:36.220 --> 00:44:36.900 It is gay. 00:44:37.260 --> 00:44:41.680 I miss saying that's gay to all my friends who we're all gay in the room. 00:44:42.100 --> 00:44:42.500 Yeah. 00:44:42.520 --> 00:44:43.460 Being pals. 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:44.940 Yeah. 00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:53.440 I love being on a bus and watching people's reactions to us saying that's gay when what we mean is, aww. 00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.300 I love, yeah. 00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:57.700 Because we love to reclaim the phrase anyways. 00:44:58.500 --> 00:45:06.600 Yeah, I mean, we are theoretically semi-soon going to be moving back into a world of seeing each other in person again. 00:45:06.620 --> 00:45:08.320 You remember when we used to record this in person? 00:45:09.200 --> 00:45:11.600 Yeah, arguably the audio quality is better now. 00:45:12.060 --> 00:45:13.060 It is, I think. 00:45:13.080 --> 00:45:15.260 I think that's true. 00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:16.000 I think it's weirder. 00:45:16.020 --> 00:45:17.640 I think it's a really different way to do the pod. 00:45:17.660 --> 00:45:18.460 The different vibe. 00:45:18.700 --> 00:45:19.560 Yeah. 00:45:20.240 --> 00:45:23.080 But I still think it's fun, and I still think it's good. 00:45:23.100 --> 00:45:26.240 I think we've gotten really good at it over the past few years. 00:45:26.260 --> 00:45:27.940 I think we have improved. 00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:29.680 God, I hope so. 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:36.200 When I go back to old episodes to listen to them, to transcribe them, I'm like, oh my God, we got good at this, huh? 00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:38.960 We really did, huh? 00:45:38.980 --> 00:45:46.380 What you're saying is this is a segment of the show where we sort of self ingrandize and masturbate on ourselves a bit. 00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:47.400 Yeah, absolutely. 00:45:48.240 --> 00:45:53.720 And again, there are criticisms that I'm sure you could levy against this thing that we made. 00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:56.440 And should be levied. 00:45:56.460 --> 00:46:05.920 I like the idea that in the future, when we have left this behind, that it will become out of date. 00:46:06.560 --> 00:46:11.380 A lot of our bits, a lot of our jokes are contextual to the time they were made in. 00:46:12.620 --> 00:46:19.400 And so with that context removed, I think it'll be really interesting to see how this holds up. 00:46:19.580 --> 00:46:25.740 And is it actually helpful to people, or does it end up doing harm? 00:46:27.200 --> 00:46:32.260 I feel that so much as like, yeah, when we look back on this, how are we going to look back on it? 00:46:32.620 --> 00:46:37.480 How are other people going to look back on it when people stumble across it somehow? 00:46:37.500 --> 00:46:40.900 And they're like, oh, wow, this was from several years ago, huh? 00:46:40.900 --> 00:46:46.320 Yeah, I'm listening to a podcast because I ran out of all my podcast content. 00:46:46.640 --> 00:46:49.340 And so I started a new one, and it started in 2014. 00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:52.100 And I just have one word, oomph. 00:46:52.820 --> 00:47:00.280 Yeah, and to some degree, you know, I mean, like, yeah, 2018, when we started, isn't too long ago now, but like... 00:47:00.300 --> 00:47:00.720 For now. 00:47:01.100 --> 00:47:03.520 For now, but like, 20, 20... 00:47:03.540 --> 00:47:04.240 Wait 10 years. 00:47:04.260 --> 00:47:06.700 Uh-huh, yeah. 00:47:07.500 --> 00:47:11.900 I like that it has brought joy to people, and the people have enjoyed it. 00:47:12.160 --> 00:47:16.300 And I'm very thankful to those who have and to those who listen, honestly. 00:47:16.300 --> 00:47:23.420 Like, just having a reason to keep making this show because we have a couple folks who listen to it has been a delight. 00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:29.560 And I'm really excited to get to celebrate with folks and hang out with folks and spend time with folks. 00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:33.580 So thank you for listening, I guess. 00:47:36.520 --> 00:47:38.400 And Clair, thank you for making the show with me. 00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:39.300 Thank you. 00:47:39.640 --> 00:47:43.060 Thank you for being on that couch with me. 00:47:44.040 --> 00:47:50.000 And just absolute nonsense off of each other for, I think it was over an hour. 00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:58.780 We basically did a pilot episode before the pilot episode of just absolute nonsense at each other that no one will ever know except for that one friend. 00:47:59.080 --> 00:48:02.040 Yeah, I'm glad that we did that, and I'm glad that we decided to make it into a thing. 00:48:02.060 --> 00:48:05.140 And we did this thing for as long as we did. 00:48:05.460 --> 00:48:07.420 What are we gonna do when it's done? 00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:11.660 I guess we have to become internet celebrities. 00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:14.400 I think so. 00:48:14.420 --> 00:48:20.520 This can be sort of the old shit that people will listen to and be like, hey, that was before they were good, right? 00:48:20.540 --> 00:48:24.300 And I'm like, yeah, that was before we were good. 00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:32.060 That's before they became sellouts and gave themselves over to capitalism and made the big bucks, lol. 00:48:33.740 --> 00:48:34.960 It's all been a bit. 00:48:35.040 --> 00:48:38.760 It's all been to get that cash money grab thing. 00:48:39.140 --> 00:48:39.800 Yep, that's it. 00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:42.280 That's the whole thing that's been the whole thing. 00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:45.120 That's all we've made so much money off of this podcast. 00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:45.860 Oh, yeah. 00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:47.120 Checking my bank account. 00:48:47.140 --> 00:48:48.460 Now, wait, what does zero mean? 00:48:53.160 --> 00:48:55.240 I think we've lost money, actually. 00:48:55.260 --> 00:48:55.760 Negative. 00:48:55.780 --> 00:48:56.880 Actually negative. 00:48:56.900 --> 00:48:57.460 Never mind. 00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:58.660 We put money into this. 00:48:58.780 --> 00:48:59.880 We have put money into this. 00:48:59.900 --> 00:49:02.260 We never made any money off of this, and I never really. 00:49:03.260 --> 00:49:05.780 I know we started off a Patreon at some point, but like. 00:49:05.820 --> 00:49:06.980 It's never made money. 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:07.620 I love that. 00:49:07.620 --> 00:49:08.560 I actually love that. 00:49:08.580 --> 00:49:09.320 I love that. 00:49:09.460 --> 00:49:09.920 I don't. 00:49:09.940 --> 00:49:11.040 We don't need it. 00:49:11.060 --> 00:49:14.560 I mean, we made that when we were both two very broke students. 00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:19.560 The point is, the point is, I think that like, it's been fun to make it. 00:49:20.040 --> 00:49:25.280 It's been fun to be a part of it and to make this thing, and I'm shocked at how long we did it. 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:30.500 68 episodes and, you know, what will be 69 episodes. 00:49:31.040 --> 00:49:31.620 Nice. 00:49:32.220 --> 00:49:34.780 It's a long time to make a podcast. 00:49:36.160 --> 00:49:37.000 I'm really impressed. 00:49:37.940 --> 00:49:38.940 And I'm really thankful. 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:41.300 And yeah. 00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:46.180 So do you want to become streamers? 00:49:47.600 --> 00:49:48.020 I don't know. 00:49:48.240 --> 00:49:48.500 Right. 00:49:48.520 --> 00:49:54.300 That's the thing is, you know, we're still obviously going to do shit together because it's you and it's me. 00:49:54.780 --> 00:49:56.440 Tabletop related, probably. 00:49:56.500 --> 00:49:57.900 Probably tabletop related. 00:49:58.440 --> 00:49:59.800 Might do streaming. 00:50:00.460 --> 00:50:01.080 We'll see. 00:50:01.340 --> 00:50:07.620 We'll come at this, you know, in a different way, maybe with some other folks with a different plan. 00:50:07.640 --> 00:50:09.320 Let's start a Brothers in Arms campaign. 00:50:09.660 --> 00:50:10.300 Oh god. 00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:17.560 Yeah, that's a very different type of energy. 00:50:19.200 --> 00:50:19.560 Yes. 00:50:20.340 --> 00:50:21.900 Extremely different type of energy. 00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:24.000 Whatever it is, it'll probably be different from this. 00:50:24.380 --> 00:50:31.960 This is, again, Salt Cravings is ending because we want to still have this thing be fun right up to the end. 00:50:31.980 --> 00:50:33.740 And it is still fun right up to the end. 00:50:34.120 --> 00:50:36.520 And all the funny jokes and bits and all of that. 00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:40.440 I'm sure that we'll still do something that involves funny jokes and bits and things. 00:50:41.340 --> 00:50:48.420 And if we know you would real life and you want more funny bits and jokes, just invite us to a party and sit us next to each other. 00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:50.140 Yeah, and we'll just do it. 00:50:50.220 --> 00:50:52.520 That's basically Salt Cravings. 00:50:52.540 --> 00:50:53.700 Basically Salt Cravings. 00:50:54.260 --> 00:50:56.940 So like, we'll see what comes next. 00:50:57.400 --> 00:50:58.720 We will see what it looks like. 00:50:59.080 --> 00:51:00.260 But there will be something. 00:51:00.580 --> 00:51:01.500 We'll do something. 00:51:01.600 --> 00:51:04.940 I think we're incapable of shutting up. 00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:05.980 Of shutting up. 00:51:06.220 --> 00:51:10.320 And so, as long as people will listen to us talk, we'll talk. 00:51:11.020 --> 00:51:13.660 Alright, I think that's enough navel gazing. 00:51:13.680 --> 00:51:14.740 It was a thing. 00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:16.540 There's some issues with it for now. 00:51:16.860 --> 00:51:17.780 It was fun to do. 00:51:18.300 --> 00:51:23.780 I hope to look back on this and go, I am a better person now, as I do often. 00:51:24.180 --> 00:51:25.140 And that's Salt Cravings. 00:51:25.860 --> 00:51:27.120 That's Salt Cravings, everybody. 00:51:27.380 --> 00:51:28.180 We have one more. 00:51:28.200 --> 00:51:29.200 Yeah, we have one more. 00:51:29.220 --> 00:51:32.100 The reason we're doing all the end of shit stuff is so that... 00:51:32.120 --> 00:51:32.920 Very different energy. 00:51:32.940 --> 00:51:34.480 It's gonna be a very different energy. 00:51:34.520 --> 00:51:34.840 Right. 00:51:34.860 --> 00:51:42.240 We want the next one to be really celebratory and just fun and a good time and chaotic with all of the people who hopefully will be there. 00:51:42.580 --> 00:51:47.680 That'll be fun and we'll just be hanging out and hearing from y'all and everyone will be doing this all together. 00:51:47.700 --> 00:51:52.200 For now, this is the end of the kind of normal pod, I guess. 00:51:52.720 --> 00:51:53.960 Hashtag normal pod. 00:51:53.980 --> 00:51:55.600 Hashtag return to normal pod. 00:51:55.740 --> 00:51:57.760 Hashtag return to normal pod. 00:51:57.780 --> 00:51:58.640 So let's... 00:51:58.660 --> 00:52:02.360 Okay, before we get into the normal end of stuff, let's talk a little bit about the stream. 00:52:02.820 --> 00:52:04.040 Said we'd talk about it a little more. 00:52:04.040 --> 00:52:06.580 So here's the details again. 00:52:07.380 --> 00:52:12.860 July 1st to the 4th, July 1st and 2nd, we'll be going from noon to 10 p.m. 00:52:13.260 --> 00:52:14.480 That's Thursday and Friday. 00:52:15.080 --> 00:52:19.040 July 3rd and 4th, the 3rd, we'll be going from 10 a.m. 00:52:19.060 --> 00:52:20.120 to 10 p.m. 00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:23.060 And the Friday, we'll be going also from 10 a.m. 00:52:23.120 --> 00:52:24.700 to 10 p.m. 00:52:24.940 --> 00:52:30.040 And on the 3rd, on the Saturday, 11 a.m., that'll be the finale pod. 00:52:30.500 --> 00:52:33.520 Probably going for at least an hour, maybe more, we'll see. 00:52:33.980 --> 00:52:38.760 Remember, all these times are in West Coast Pacific time zone. 00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:44.260 If you're in the East Coast, if you're in the middle zone, mid-coast, that's not a coast. 00:52:44.540 --> 00:52:49.340 If you're anywhere else, please check up your time zone if you want to come. 00:52:49.660 --> 00:52:50.900 Yeah, absolutely. 00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:52.820 Yeah, we'll be around. 00:52:53.520 --> 00:52:55.340 It'll probably be mostly us. 00:52:55.960 --> 00:53:03.520 Probably some friends will come by and hang out, and then we might have moments where we need a break and so someone else takes over the stream for a bit. 00:53:03.680 --> 00:53:09.300 It'll be really fun and a really good time, and chill, hopefully. 00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:12.320 We're going to do our best to do it safely and smartly. 00:53:12.720 --> 00:53:19.920 We're going to have, in terms of accessibility, we are going to do our very best to have the best captions that we can have. 00:53:19.940 --> 00:53:21.280 They will be automatic captions. 00:53:21.300 --> 00:53:26.140 We're going to try and find the best ones that we can, but yeah, they are going to be automatic captions, so they're going to be imperfect. 00:53:26.500 --> 00:53:29.380 We'll try and correct any imperfections. 00:53:29.640 --> 00:53:33.460 It'll be on twitch.tv/saltcravings. 00:53:33.880 --> 00:53:39.000 Yeah, normal rules of don't be an asshole, you know? 00:53:39.540 --> 00:53:44.840 Don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, the whole, all of that. 00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:46.080 All of the things. 00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:47.620 Don't be a shithead. 00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:49.100 Just don't be a shithead. 00:53:49.460 --> 00:53:51.060 That's the general vibe. 00:53:51.120 --> 00:53:52.400 Hi, Future Clair here. 00:53:52.420 --> 00:53:55.880 One more piece of information that I just wanted to drop in here. 00:53:56.220 --> 00:54:02.120 For the end of the episode, we've since decided that we are going to be supporting the BTFA Collective. 00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:06.140 They work to support and provide for Black Transfems in the Arts. 00:54:06.600 --> 00:54:11.520 You can go check them out at btfacollective.org. 00:54:11.740 --> 00:54:17.520 It's btfacollecive.org. 00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:19.940 All right, back to the end of the episode. 00:54:20.820 --> 00:54:27.760 Remember that activism and support is not a sprint, it is a marathon. 00:54:28.940 --> 00:54:30.520 So remember to support your communities. 00:54:30.540 --> 00:54:32.260 Go check out those links in the description. 00:54:32.500 --> 00:54:42.400 You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for updates on the stream, and I'll end some info on whatever we end up doing next. 00:54:42.740 --> 00:54:43.720 You don't have to rate or review. 00:54:43.740 --> 00:54:45.200 If I can, I'll say it. 00:54:45.220 --> 00:54:45.820 You don't have to. 00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:48.240 You should, but you don't have to. 00:54:48.660 --> 00:54:49.620 Just go thank Bill. 00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:54.280 Just go leave a review and say thanks, Bill. 00:54:54.640 --> 00:54:55.500 Yeah, uh-huh. 00:54:56.240 --> 00:55:00.320 And that'll confuse everyone because there's no Bill in this podcast. 00:55:00.620 --> 00:55:03.680 And then make sure to prepare some cravings. 00:55:03.700 --> 00:55:10.420 We're going to do, when we do the finale episode, we'll try and solve some of your cravings, and that'll be really fun, so please prepare some and come on by. 00:55:10.780 --> 00:55:14.780 You can find us individually on social media also. 00:55:15.260 --> 00:55:17.480 You can find me at Price of Bri on Twitter. 00:55:18.140 --> 00:55:20.280 You can find me at ClaireSkiesAhead. 00:55:20.820 --> 00:55:24.900 Thanks so much for listening and for enjoying this thing that we made. 00:55:25.860 --> 00:55:37.160 And as we always say every single time, because we've had a consistent outro for this show, for all of the episodes we've done it, use protection when you're craving. 00:56:58.430 --> 00:56:59.130 I think that's it. 00:57:03.490 --> 00:57:06.850 It's a stupid outro for a stupid show that I love. 00:57:07.390 --> 00:57:08.850 We've never had one. 00:57:09.050 --> 00:57:12.050 Remember when we were actually like, we should come up with an outro. 00:57:12.270 --> 00:57:14.330 That was so funny when we thought we were gonna do that. 00:57:14.810 --> 00:57:16.430 It's so funny, LOL. 00:57:16.530 --> 00:57:18.650 Imagine having consistency. 00:57:19.070 --> 00:57:21.330 Absolutely not, could not be me, will not be me. 00:57:24.290 --> 00:57:25.650 One clap for posterity. 00:57:26.230 --> 00:57:27.390 One clap for posterity. 00:57:27.410 --> 00:57:28.950 One clap for the minute to you, darlin. 00:57:32.550 --> 00:57:33.230 Was a little behind. 00:57:33.250 --> 00:57:34.010 Yeah, five. 00:57:34.030 --> 00:57:34.430 But that's fine. 00:57:34.450 --> 00:57:36.110 No, no, no, we're good, we're good. 00:57:36.130 --> 00:57:37.530 Okay, all right. 00:57:37.690 --> 00:57:38.250 No more claps. 00:57:38.750 --> 00:57:39.330 Should we stop recording? 00:57:39.350 --> 00:57:40.110 No more claps, it's the end. 00:57:40.210 --> 00:57:40.810 It's the end. 00:57:41.230 --> 00:57:42.350 Yeah, we should stop recording. 00:57:42.810 --> 00:57:42.950 Bye.